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O PRODUC�IE SPECIAL� DE COMEDIE NETFLIX
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Ce face�i?
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Taie! Acum!
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M� bucur c� a�i venit �n seara asta.
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Sunte�i cu cei dragi.
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Aplauze pentru cupluri.
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Ar�ta�i bine.
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Trebuie s� ai grij� cu prima �nt�lnire,
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ar face orice s� te aib�,
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�i dup� nunt�, se schimb�.
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�i femeile, �i b�rba�ii.
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Pentru c�, �nainte, �ti�i...
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A�i fost la �nt�lniri,
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unii chiar acum.
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Nu ie�i cu persoana real�,
acum e�ti cu reprezentantul ei.
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Nu �tii...
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Nici nu �tii cu cine dracu' stai,
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p�n� te c�s�tore�ti.
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Pui o femeie s�-�i fac� orice �nainte,
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dac� te vrea, face.
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�i b�rba�ii fac la fel.
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�ntrebi o femeie: "�mi dai ceva de m�ncare
�i de b�ut, te rog?"
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�i ea: "Sigur. Doar at�t vrei?"
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"Da, iubito, at�t.
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A�a. Mul�umesc."
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"Nu, eu ��i mul�umesc."
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"Vrei mult sau pu�in?"
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"Poftim, drag�."
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Faci a�a. Te-�nsori �i zici:
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"Iubito, �mi aduci de b�ut?
�i de m�ncare?"
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"Ia-�i �i singur.
Cu cine crezi c� vorbe�ti?"
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"Ce dracu'?"
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"Ai auzit?"
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"Da, eu eram, la naiba!
Cine credeai c� e?"
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"Ce-i cu ea?"
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"Iubita ta e chiar aici, la naiba."
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"Divor�ez."
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"Nu po�i.
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N-am semnat prenup�ial."
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Dar, totu�i, c�snicia e bun�.
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Ai grij�. M-am s�turat de �nt�lniri.
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Nu e mi�to.
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Uneori, ie�i la �nt�lnire �i zici...
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Ea e mai t�n�r� �i crezi c�-i tare. Nu e.
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Genera�ia asta e ciudat�. Nu �tiu de ce.
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M� vedeam cu o fat� �i mergea bine.
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Mi-am zis: "O s� fie bine".
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Era o nebunie,
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am f�cut sex, mi-am zis: "E bine.
Ar putea fi aleasa."
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Deschid ochii �i era pe Twitter.
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Zic: "Ce naiba faci cu...
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Ce e cu tine?
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Pune naiba telefonul jos.
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E�ti foarte nepoliticoas�."
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Ea: "Lumea tre' s� �tie ce faci."
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Zic: "Nu. Asta nu. Nu."
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Iau telefonul �i zic: "Ce naiba scrii?"
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Cic�: "Chris �i face treaba."
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Zic: "Scrii asta �i at�t. Ajunge.
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Ce naiba e cu tine?"
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Genera�ia asta are o problem�.
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Bucura�i-v� de asta, poate e ultima dat�.
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M-am s�turat.
Am avut �nt�lniri �i �n alte ��ri.
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Crezi c� nu te cunosc,
dar m� �tiu �i acolo.
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Ie�eam cu o fat� ce nu vorbea englez�.
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Credeam c� e tare.
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Prietenul meu: "�tii c� nu �tie englez�?"
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Zic: "Nu-mi pas�.
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Nu vezi cum arat�?"
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�tia s� zic� doar:
"Bani. Bani, Chris. Bani."
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Trebuia s� �tiu c�-i gre�it.
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Zice: "Dar familia mea, Chris?"
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Zic: "Ce e cu ea? C�cat."
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"Le trebuie bani, Chris.
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Tu ai. Au nevoie."
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Zic: "C�cat.
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Am deja o familie ce-mi vrea banii.
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Mai bine te �ntorci �n satul t�u. Gata."
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"Nu e corect, Chris."
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"�nva�� englez� c� nu �n�elegi ce zic."
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Am ie�it �i cu femei
de alt� ras�, cu toate...
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Am ie�it cu una alb�. Era tare.
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M� f�cea s� fac chestii noi,
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cum ar fi s� ajung la timp �i...
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M-a f�cut dependent de Starbucks.
Era marf�.
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Era bine p�n� m-a dus la patinaj.
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Ne-am desp�r�it.
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Mai c� mi-am rupt gleznele pe acolo.
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M� l�sa pe acolo. Se pricepea.
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Zicea: "Chris, hai cu mine."
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Se �nv�rtea. "Relaxeaz�-te.
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Mergi cum �i-am ar�tat.
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��i ver�i cafeaua, Chris.
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Nu po�i juca baschet �n fiecare zi."
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Zic: "�sta e rasism.
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Mai u�or, Samantha.
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�tii c� e prima dat�.
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Scoate-mi patinele astea. S-a terminat!"
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Am ie�it cu una din ghetou.
Muream de fric�...
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Zice: "�nchide ochii." Zic: "De ce?
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Ce vrei?"
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"Nu te jefuie�te nimeni, Chris.
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Sus m�inile."
Zic: "Se �tie unde sunt".
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Zice: "Eu nu ies cu golani."
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Nebunie, frate.
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E o nebunie la �nt�lniri. Ai grij�, frate.
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Dar ai pe cineva bun, p�streaz�-l.
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Nu mai e nimic, �ine de el!
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Ai pe cineva nu prea bun,
�ncearc� s�-l repari.
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S� nu aib� probleme mari.
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Alea mici, po�i lucra cu ele.
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B�ie�i, surprinde�i-v� nevasta.
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Surprinde-�i nevasta.
Nu face mereu la fel.
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Cump�r�-i trandafiri
�i semin�e de floarea soarelui.
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Orice-�i permi�i, nu-mi pas�.
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"Iubito, o s� creasc� �ntr-o zi.
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Po�i s� le �i m�n�nci."
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O s� zic�: "Ce scump e!"
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Vreau o nevast� cu sim�ul umorului
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ca s-o surprind. N-o s� �tie ce-o s� fac.
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N-o s� �tie c�nd vin acas�.
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S� g�teasc� mereu �i s� zic�: "Tu e�ti?
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G�tesc. S� nu stric m�ncarea!
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E a�a nebun!"
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Vin acas�, ea nu �tie, pe geam, cu o arm�.
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"La p�m�nt!
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Ce faci? La ce te g�nde�ti?"
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"Cine e�ti?"
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"Eu sunt, scumpo. Eu sunt."
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"Ce nebun e�ti!
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Nu �tiam cine e�ti, prostule.
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E�ti un t�mpit.
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De ce ai spart geamul, Chris?
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E al treilea geam, prostu�ule.
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Sper c� nu mi-ai stricat trandafirii.
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Te ador, nebunule. M� dezgu�ti.
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Mereu m� surprinzi.
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Chris."
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Zic: "�tiu c� nu �tiai cine sunt.
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De ce �i-e fric�? �tiu c� ��i era fric�.
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C�utai telefonul, nu? S� suni la poli�ie."
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�i merge�i �i la ea la serviciu.
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Strecura�i-v� cu masc� �i o arm� �i...
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"Treci pe birou!
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Nu lucrezi!"
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"Chris, ce faci?
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Sunt la serviciu.
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O s�-mi pierd serviciul.
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E�ti nebun.
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E�ti un prost. Te iubesc.
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Nebunule!
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E�ti un prostovan.
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Pleac� de aici. Ne vedem acas�. Pleac�.
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Pleac� de aici!"
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"Te iubesc, scumpo. Ne vedem acas�."
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Nu v� prosti�i prea mult.
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Odat� vine acas� �i v� p�c�le�te.
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Vine acas�,
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"Nu trebuia s� te joci a�a �n parc."
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"Despre ce vorbe�ti? Am lucrat azi."
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"N-ai fost �n parc?"
"Nu. �tii c-am de lucru.
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De ce naiba n-ai sunat la poli�ie?"
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"Tu e�ti de vin�.
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Nu �tiu c�nd o s� apari de pe undeva."
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"E vina ta. �tii c� am lucrat azi."
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Dac� vre�i s� v� �nsura�i,
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�ntreba�i pe cine trebuie,
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altfel ve�i primi sfaturi proaste.
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Eu l-am �ntrebat pe unchiul meu John:
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"Unchiule John, vreau
s� m� �nsor. Ce crezi?"
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Zice: "Nu face prostia asta.
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E�ti liber. Pleac� de aici.
E�ti un arm�sar negru. Du-te �i �mpunge.
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Du-te �i distreaz�-te.
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E�ti liber."
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Zic: "Unchiule John,
nu te mai enerva a�a. Termin�."
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L-am �ntrebat pe bunicul,
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am zis c�-mi d� un sfat.
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Zic: "Bunicule, a� vrea s� m� �nsor.
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Ce zici?"
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Credeam c�-mi d� un sfat. Zice...
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e bine c� �i-a �nregistrat nunta
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ca s� deruleze �i s� plece un om liber.
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V� place c�snicia?
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E bine. Minunat.
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Nu am fost �nsurat.
Mi-e fric� s� m�-nsor. Mi-e fric�.
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Am f�cut bani.
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Nu vreau s�-i pierd imediat.
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C�s�toria nu e mereu o afacere bun�.
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Dar caut, totu�i, s� �ti�i,
o femeie care s� m-ajute.
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Nu doar s� fie frumoas�.
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Trebuie s� fii mai mult dec�t frumoas�.
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Trebuie s� �tii s� faci ceva.
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S� completezi o declara�ie de venit.
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Corect.
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S� m� aju�i cu taxele.
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��i trebuie o diplom� de contabil.
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Ai grij� de afaceri.
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Nu asculta de nimeni.
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Vezi de cine ascul�i.
E ultima dat� c�nd Wesley Snipes
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m� ajut� cu taxele.
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C�cat.
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Aproape c� ne-au �nchis pe am�ndoi.
203
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,504
�l sparg pe Wesley.
204
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,757
Voiam s� i-o fac �n stilul Pasagerul 57.
205
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,967
A la Nino Brown.
206
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,555
�i lui Ron Isley i-a zis la fel.
207
00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:52,932
Ron Isley e ofticat.
208
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,062
Am vorbit asear�.
Ron e tot sup�rat. A zis:
209
00:13:58,145 --> 00:14:00,481
�l sparg pe Wesley
210
00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,032
Zic: "Ron, las-o balt�!
211
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,452
Pune bastonul jos, Ron.
212
00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:15,704
Nu vrei s� faci asta."
213
00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:20,376
Wesley s� fac� asta...
Eram cu el prin Hollywood,
214
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,211
�i mi-a zis c� nu tre' s� pl�tim taxe.
215
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,879
"Frate, nu tre' s� pl�tim taxele."
216
00:14:26,048 --> 00:14:27,466
Zic: "Wesley, ce spui?"
217
00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:30,970
"Sunt Blade, eu nu pl�tesc taxele.
218
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,433
Tu pl�te�ti taxe?
219
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,394
Gee Money nu pl�te�te taxe, omule."
220
00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,815
"Nu sunt Gee Money,
sunt Chris. Ce vorbe�ti?
221
00:14:44,108 --> 00:14:46,444
Nu e New Jack City. Nu mai fuma."
222
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,532
Cu Fiscul e bine
c� restul trebuie s-a�tepte.
223
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:54,577
Furnizorii te amenin��,
degeaba cu economia asta.
224
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:57,788
"Dac� nu pl�te�ti
rata la cas�, �i-o lu�m."
225
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,708
Zic: "Bine, veni�i. Oricum e vrai�te.
Veni�i."
226
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,796
"Vrei s� vorbim?"
227
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,840
"Nu, ai zis c� vii s-o iei. Vino �i ia-o!"
228
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,721
"S� vorbim, dle..."
229
00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:15,014
"Nu vorbesc despre nimic.
230
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:19,310
Nu mai vreau casa aia.
Nu m� mai duc acolo."
231
00:15:20,978 --> 00:15:22,772
Lumea zice: "Economise�te."
232
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,523
E�ti t�n�r. Nu vrei s-auzi.
233
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,567
"Economise�te pentru zile negre."
234
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:29,445
Zic: "E o zi neagr�,
m� duc s�-mi iau Ferrari.
235
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,073
Ce-o s� m� distrez!"
236
00:15:34,074 --> 00:15:36,952
F�ceam numai prostii.
237
00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:40,539
Am cump�rat dou� case
una l�ng� alta. Nebunie curat�.
238
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,378
Eram propriul meu vecin. Nebunie curat�.
239
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,174
�mi �mprumutam lucruri.
"�mi dai ni�te zah�r?"
240
00:15:50,257 --> 00:15:52,384
"�tii c� am zah�r. Despre ce vorbe�ti?
241
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:55,888
Tu e�ti eu, eu sunt tu. Du-te �i ia-�i."
242
00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:58,808
"Cu mine s� nu vorbe�ti a�a!
243
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,603
N-am vrut s� fiu obraznic.
Voiam s�-�i cer.
244
00:16:03,813 --> 00:16:06,482
De c�nd te �tiu faci a�a. C�cat."
245
00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:11,403
Nebunie, frate.
246
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,489
Acum economisesc ni�te bani.
247
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,908
Sunt de�tept. Am grij� de banii mei.
248
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:18,160
Acum nu mai cump�r case.
249
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:20,037
De�tept.
250
00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:24,458
�mi iau un apartament
cu Toni Braxton �i Jermaine Dupri.
251
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:33,634
Se mut� �i Terrell Owens cu noi.
252
00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:39,807
Furnizorii de utilit��i m� calc� pe nervi.
253
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:42,726
Te sun�, te iau la mi�to.
F�r� motiv. Doar...
254
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,603
Nu-mi pas�. Le spun.
255
00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:46,897
Zic: "�i al�ii sunt datori la mine."
256
00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:57,783
Sun�-l pe Terry, �mi datoreaz� 200 $.
257
00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:58,951
Trece pe factur�."
258
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,540
Ei zic: "Nu �tim cine e Terry sau unde e."
259
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,417
Zic: "Nici eu nu �tiu unde e.
260
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:08,335
S�-l c�ut�m.
261
00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:11,463
Nu vezi c� el e problema?
262
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,801
Noi ne cert�m �i el fuge cu banii no�tri.
263
00:17:19,013 --> 00:17:20,764
Vezi cine e problema aici."
264
00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:25,728
Furnizorii m� dezgust�.
Mereu zic: "Ne trebuie banii."
265
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,816
Se poart� ca �i c�nd
le dator�m lor personal bani.
266
00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,862
Zic: "�ie nu-�i datorez nimic.
267
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,489
�tii ce zic?
268
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:40,618
Companiei, da.
269
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:43,078
Nu te b�ga �n treaba mea
cu American Express."
270
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:50,753
�i American Express m� dezgust�.
271
00:17:52,087 --> 00:17:54,340
Trebuia s� plec f�r� card. M� enerveaz�.
272
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,553
Nu-�i spun gata,
dar vor bani c�nd e�ti dator.
273
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:01,972
"Ai restan�e."
274
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:03,891
"P�i, nu m-ai oprit."
275
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,685
Cump�r at�tea cu cardul,
276
00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:09,647
�nc�t cred c� e altcineva.
Zic: "Cine a f�cut asta?
277
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:12,107
Nu am cump�rat asta.
278
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,402
C�nd am luat o statuie?"
279
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,615
"Ai fost la cump�r�turi
cu Michael Jackson."
280
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:20,658
"La naiba."
281
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:23,619
�in minte. Michael m-a convins.
282
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:28,040
A�i �mprumutat bani
�i lumea s-a sup�rat c�nd i-a�i cerut?
283
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,542
�i-au zis: "C�cat, frate.
284
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:38,050
�nc� ��i pas� de b�nu�ii �ia?"
285
00:18:41,095 --> 00:18:43,722
Se uit� la mine �i zic: "B�nu�ii �ia..."
286
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,769
"Nu erau b�nu�i c�nd i-ai �mprumutat.
287
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,647
D�-mi banii �napoi."
288
00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:58,445
"La c��i bani ai?
289
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,699
S�-�i spun c��i bani ai."
290
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:03,117
"Ce? Nu �tii c�t am."
291
00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:08,789
"Frate, �i-am zis
c� �i-i dau mar�i. C�cat."
292
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,835
"Mi-ai zis mar�ea trecut�, frate.
Du-te �i adu-mi banii.
293
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,546
Ce naiba e cu tine?"
294
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:20,551
Acum c�nd lumea �mi cere bani le fac poze.
Pentru c� nu �in minte.
295
00:19:22,302 --> 00:19:23,303
Ei nu �in minte!
296
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,515
Le fac poze c�nd pl�ng �i-mi cer bani.
297
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,851
Zic: "�ii minte? Ia uite! M� implorai.
298
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:32,229
Pl�ngeai, nu mai voiai s� tr�ie�ti.
Vezi asta?
299
00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:36,191
Acum d�-mi banii, frate."
300
00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:38,986
Apoi neag�. "Nu sunt eu."
301
00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:40,404
"E prim plan. Tu e�ti.
302
00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:42,281
C�nd st�teai �n genunchi. Chiar aici.
303
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:46,201
D�-mi banii!"
304
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:49,830
S� nu crezi �n nimeni.
305
00:19:50,914 --> 00:19:53,375
O s� fiu ca Oprah. Ea nu crede pe nimeni.
306
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,460
De-aia e bogat�.
307
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,128
Nu are �ncredere.
308
00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:59,131
Odat� Oprah a invitat
multe celebrit��i la ea,
309
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:01,425
�i am venit �i eu, �i erau �i ele,
310
00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:03,802
�i au venit to�i, eram to�i �n curte.
311
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:05,262
Nu era nimeni �n cas�.
312
00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:07,389
Eram: "Ce dracu' e asta?"
313
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:13,979
To�i se �ntrebau:
314
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,564
"Ai fost �n cas�?" "Nu am fost."
315
00:20:17,441 --> 00:20:18,400
"Tu ai fost?"
316
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,985
"Nu, de-aia am �ntrebat."
317
00:20:21,361 --> 00:20:24,114
"Nu intr� dec�t Gayle �i Maya Angelou."
318
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:28,410
N-are �ncredere �n al�ii.
319
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,038
Am intrat cu Maya.
320
00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:32,247
Ca s� merg la baie.
321
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,792
"Vreau la baie. Pot intra cu tine?"
322
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,002
�i zice: "Nu, fiule, ce c�cat!
323
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,091
Drept cine m� iei? Sunt de�teapt�.
324
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,550
Oprah nu vrea pe nimeni aici.
325
00:20:46,261 --> 00:20:48,972
Trebuie s� fiu �n avionul �la.
M�ine plec acas�."
326
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,144
To�i vor s� �i crezi.
327
00:20:54,978 --> 00:20:56,480
McDonald's are dou� geamuri.
328
00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:00,567
Dou� geamuri.
329
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,528
Unul unde achi�i
330
00:21:03,278 --> 00:21:04,988
�i unul unde iei m�ncarea.
331
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:08,242
Zic: "Dac� dau bani, vreau m�ncare."
332
00:21:08,325 --> 00:21:09,952
�n acela�i timp!
333
00:21:12,746 --> 00:21:14,164
Ce e cu voi?
334
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,585
Mai bine te duci s�-mi aduci m�ncarea.
335
00:21:20,629 --> 00:21:22,589
"M�ncarea e la geamul urm�tor."
336
00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:25,676
"Nu, te duci tu, �mi iei
m�ncarea �i mi-o aduci."
337
00:21:32,474 --> 00:21:34,560
�i-am dat banii, �mi vreau m�ncarea.
338
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,937
Nu te �tiu, frate.
339
00:21:38,147 --> 00:21:39,481
Nu �tiu ce e la geamul �la.
340
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,733
Poate e alt magazin. Nu �tiu ce e acolo."
341
00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:48,198
Unii claxoneaz� �n spate,
zic: "Frate, se joac� cu m�ncarea aici.
342
00:21:49,616 --> 00:21:51,493
Voi �i crede�i, dar eu nu.
343
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,954
Acum, adu-mi m�ncarea.
344
00:21:55,664 --> 00:21:57,958
Du-te �i adu-mi m�ncarea,
asta trebuie s� faci.
345
00:21:59,293 --> 00:22:01,044
Nu vrei? Atunci nu plec.
346
00:22:01,128 --> 00:22:02,462
Stau aici. Nu-mi pas�.
347
00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:17,311
Adu-mi m�ncarea, frate!"
348
00:22:18,478 --> 00:22:20,689
Vor s� cheme poli�ia. Po�i s� crezi?
349
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,857
Vreun poli�ist aici?
350
00:22:23,692 --> 00:22:24,735
Unde sunt?
351
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,032
Poli�ia se joac� prea mult, unde sunt?
352
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:33,243
Se joac� prea mult, sunt copil�ro�i.
353
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,292
Se ascund, a�teapt� un vitezoman.
Asta e o copil�rie.
354
00:22:50,761 --> 00:22:53,222
Tu mergi la munc�,
ei se joac� de-a pititea.
355
00:22:54,848 --> 00:22:57,601
�ti�i cum fac? Se ascund dup� chestii.
356
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:05,943
"C�cat.
357
00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:12,824
C�cat!
358
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,333
Rahat!
359
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,002
C�cat!"
360
00:23:31,218 --> 00:23:33,637
Fac at�ta g�l�gie, te dor urechile.
361
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,180
"Opre�te aia. M-ai prins."
362
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,851
�mi distrugi auzul pentru asta?
363
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,148
��i vorbesc ca unui copil.
364
00:23:45,232 --> 00:23:46,900
"Opre�te ma�ina, b�iete.
365
00:23:56,159 --> 00:23:57,160
Opre�te-o!
366
00:23:59,663 --> 00:24:00,914
Centrala, ne trebuie 345.
367
00:24:00,998 --> 00:24:03,625
A trecut Tupac ca un liliac. Veni�i acum.
368
00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,635
Unde te duceai, b�iete?"
369
00:24:15,804 --> 00:24:17,514
"Nu e�ti tata. Cine e�ti?
370
00:24:17,597 --> 00:24:19,099
Nu-mi vorbi a�a. Nu e�ti tata.
371
00:24:22,102 --> 00:24:23,437
"De ce aveai vitez�?"
372
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,231
"Nu te-am v�zut.
373
00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:37,034
De ce te ascunzi? Ia spune-mi! De ce?
374
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:39,661
Nu e corect.
375
00:24:40,871 --> 00:24:42,789
Sunt oameni buni care merg la munc�.
376
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,125
�i voi v� juca�i."
377
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,626
"B�iete, vezi ce spui!
378
00:24:48,628 --> 00:24:50,130
Nu-�i repet.
379
00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:54,801
Dac� mai zici o dat�...
380
00:24:57,512 --> 00:25:00,557
Ne-ai v�zut �n spatele t�u.
381
00:25:02,517 --> 00:25:04,353
De ce ai accelerat?"
382
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,524
"Pentru c� m� prindea�i din urm�.
383
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,529
Nu renun�. Mama nu m-a crescut a�a."
384
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:19,367
�mi place s� trec pe l�ng� poli�i�ti.
385
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:20,660
Vou� nu v� place?
386
00:25:21,536 --> 00:25:23,121
C�nd crezi c� te opresc,
387
00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:25,207
dar deja opresc pe altcineva.
Nu v� place?
388
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:29,252
Accelerezi �i zici: "C�cat,
m� opresc. La naiba.
389
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:32,839
Nu, deja au oprit pe altcineva,
nu pe mine.
390
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,471
Nu trebuia s� a�tep�i, frate.
Mergeam mai repede.
391
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,559
Am iarb� �i cocain�."
392
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:53,902
Poli�istul sup�rat:
"La naiba, nemernicule.
393
00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:59,032
Centrala, la naiba, trece�i aici, acum!
394
00:26:00,283 --> 00:26:02,119
Unde se duce nemernicul �la?
395
00:26:03,787 --> 00:26:06,581
Am pierdut unul mare cu b�tr�nica asta.
396
00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:09,960
Aplauda�i-l pe Michael Jackson.
�mi lipse�te.
397
00:26:14,464 --> 00:26:16,967
Michael era regele. Era regele vie�ii.
398
00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:19,678
Am fost �ntr-un videoclip de-al lui.
399
00:26:19,761 --> 00:26:21,012
�n "Rock My World".
400
00:26:21,888 --> 00:26:23,056
Nu-mi venea s� cred.
401
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,641
Stricam clipul cu ochii la el.
402
00:26:24,724 --> 00:26:27,144
M� g�ndeam: "Nu pot s� cred c� apar aici".
403
00:26:28,562 --> 00:26:30,981
Michael se oftica: "Chris, ce naiba faci?
404
00:26:33,275 --> 00:26:35,527
Chris, prive�te �nainte. Ce naiba faci?
405
00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:40,574
�mi strici videoclipul, Chris."
406
00:26:41,575 --> 00:26:44,202
"Mike, nu pot s� cred
c� sunt aici cu tine."
407
00:26:44,286 --> 00:26:46,830
"Ba s� crezi, Chris. C�cat...
408
00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:50,000
�mi strici videoclipul, Chris."
409
00:26:58,592 --> 00:27:00,302
"Mike, scuze, nu pot s� cred."
410
00:27:02,304 --> 00:27:04,097
Michael mi-a schimbat numele.
411
00:27:04,181 --> 00:27:05,182
N-am zis nimic.
412
00:27:05,682 --> 00:27:07,142
M� striga "Christmas".
413
00:27:09,186 --> 00:27:11,396
Prima dat� nu �tiam de cine vorbe�te.
414
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,814
Zicea: "Hei, Christmas!"
415
00:27:22,032 --> 00:27:23,158
"Cu cine vorbe�te?"
416
00:27:24,367 --> 00:27:26,036
"Cu tine, Chris.
417
00:27:27,454 --> 00:27:29,623
Cu tine. Numele t�u seam�n� cu "Cr�ciun".
418
00:27:31,499 --> 00:27:33,043
E minunat, Chris.
419
00:27:35,503 --> 00:27:36,838
Aminte�ti de Cr�ciun.
420
00:27:37,505 --> 00:27:39,049
Pomi de Cr�ciun,
421
00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:42,219
cadouri,
422
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:44,888
�emineuri...
423
00:27:45,639 --> 00:27:47,933
E minunat, Chris. P�streaz�-l, Chris."
424
00:27:49,518 --> 00:27:51,728
M-a convins. Zic: "Chiar sun� bine.
425
00:27:53,897 --> 00:27:55,774
Christmas Tucker.
426
00:27:57,484 --> 00:27:59,319
Sun� bine. �l p�strez o vreme."
427
00:28:02,072 --> 00:28:04,449
M-am dus la Neverland.
Michael o ducea bine.
428
00:28:04,532 --> 00:28:06,743
Dar Neverland era Neverland.
429
00:28:06,826 --> 00:28:09,037
Te duci acolo, avea por�i mari de aur.
430
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,498
Intri pe poart�, se aude muzica, to�i...
431
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,208
Zic: "La naiba.
432
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:15,752
Chiar e Neverland.
433
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:18,213
Nu vreau s� mai plec de aici."
434
00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:22,968
A fost mi�to. Michael ne-a dus cu un tren.
435
00:28:23,051 --> 00:28:24,511
"Ce tare e aici.
436
00:28:25,178 --> 00:28:26,805
Michael are tren �n cas�."
437
00:28:28,598 --> 00:28:31,810
Am ajuns acas� unde Michael st�tea
flegmatic, precum Corleone.
438
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,980
St�tea �n living. Oamenii lui iau gen�ile.
439
00:28:35,063 --> 00:28:37,148
Nu aveai treab�.
Michael zice: "Ce faci?"
440
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,610
Vorbea �i dintr-o dat�
se �nt�mpl� ceva magic.
441
00:28:41,027 --> 00:28:42,404
Trec dou� girafe.
442
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:43,613
"Ce a fost asta?
443
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,706
Michael, au trecut
dou� girafe pe la geam?
444
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:55,166
"Nu, erau trei. Erau trei girafe, Chris.
445
00:28:57,085 --> 00:28:58,044
Erau trei."
446
00:28:59,421 --> 00:29:01,298
"Michael, ce tare!"
447
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:03,508
"�tiu.
448
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,386
De-aia le-am luat."
449
00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:08,722
"Ai �i alte animale libere pe aici?"
450
00:29:09,389 --> 00:29:11,516
"Ni�te elefan�i, un leu. Nu-l g�sim."
451
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,226
"Ce? Cum a�a?"
452
00:29:14,769 --> 00:29:16,062
"Nu te mu�c�, Chris."
453
00:29:16,146 --> 00:29:18,064
"Nu pe tine, Michael. Nu m� cunoa�te.
454
00:29:19,983 --> 00:29:21,568
Mai bine-l g�se�ti."
455
00:29:22,485 --> 00:29:24,654
Michael era tare. Ie�eam cu Michael.
456
00:29:24,738 --> 00:29:27,240
�i pl�cea rap-ul. Melodia lui 50 Cent,
"In Da Club".
457
00:29:27,324 --> 00:29:29,284
�i pl�cea ritmul �i dansa.
458
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,578
Conduceam �i �ncepea s� danseze.
459
00:29:31,661 --> 00:29:33,163
Era...
460
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:39,919
�ncepea s� danseze. O punea iar.
461
00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:42,380
Dintr-o dat�...
462
00:29:42,464 --> 00:29:45,425
Era tare p�n� c�nta versurile.
Atunci era nebunie.
463
00:29:45,508 --> 00:29:47,802
M� vezi �n club
Cu sticla de bere...
464
00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:50,013
"Michael, nu.
465
00:29:51,181 --> 00:29:52,474
Nu c�nta versurile."
466
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,851
"Chris, ador c�ntecul �sta.
467
00:29:55,852 --> 00:29:58,563
�mi place ritmul. �l ador, Chris.
468
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:02,400
Ce ritm cu s�nge rece. Iubesc ritmul �sta.
469
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:06,237
Clar nu m-a� duce
�n club cu o sticl� de bere.
470
00:30:06,321 --> 00:30:07,197
N-a� face asta.
471
00:30:08,657 --> 00:30:10,742
Dar �mi place c�ntecul, Chris."
472
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,370
"Nu e bine, Mike."
473
00:30:13,453 --> 00:30:14,788
"�tiu, dar �mi place."
474
00:30:15,789 --> 00:30:17,290
�i pl�cea �i Rick Ross...
475
00:30:17,374 --> 00:30:19,167
Uneori mergea pe undeva...
476
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,044
C�nta ceva de genul...
477
00:30:21,127 --> 00:30:22,545
Zic: "Ce naiba e asta?"
478
00:30:24,964 --> 00:30:26,841
Zic: "Michael, tu ai fost?" "Nu."
479
00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:29,844
"- Ai auzit asta?
- Nu."
480
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,137
"Nu �tiu ce-a fost.
481
00:30:31,846 --> 00:30:33,598
Credeam c� tu faci. Nu �tiu cine."
482
00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:36,434
Odat� l-am prins. Era...
483
00:30:36,518 --> 00:30:38,436
Am zis: "Michael, te-am v�zut."
484
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,439
"Scuze, Chris. �mi place Rick Ross.
�l iubesc.
485
00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:46,695
�mi place Maybach Music.
�mi place... E a�a tare.
486
00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:48,863
E a�a nebun.
487
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:51,866
�mi place asta.
488
00:30:53,910 --> 00:30:55,745
E liber. Vreau asta �n album.
489
00:30:58,707 --> 00:31:00,500
E a�a nebun.
490
00:31:02,419 --> 00:31:03,586
O prostie.
491
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,383
Nebun tip."
492
00:31:09,008 --> 00:31:10,260
Zic: "Michael".
493
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,554
Odat� am f�cut ceva super tare.
494
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,973
Am mers la Barry Gibb de la Bee Gees.
495
00:31:15,056 --> 00:31:17,308
�l �ti�i. Zic: "Ce tare!"
496
00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:20,019
Ne uitam la Oscar-uri acas� la Barry Gibb.
497
00:31:20,103 --> 00:31:22,272
�i st�team pe acolo.
498
00:31:22,772 --> 00:31:25,400
"Stau cu Barry Gibb
�i cu Michael Jackson."
499
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,277
Dintr-o dat� �ncep s� c�nte.
500
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,070
C�ntau "How Deep is Your Love".
501
00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:30,321
Zic: "La naiba.
502
00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:32,824
Michael �i Barry c�nt�-n fa�a mea.
503
00:31:32,949 --> 00:31:34,200
N-o s� m� cread� nimeni."
504
00:31:34,701 --> 00:31:36,953
Eram eu �i c�inele. �i el p�rea surprins.
505
00:31:37,036 --> 00:31:40,582
"La naiba, ce tare! Ce e asta?"
506
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,293
Zic: "Vezi asta?" "Da, v�d asta.
507
00:31:44,753 --> 00:31:46,546
Michael Jackson, Barry Gibb."
508
00:31:47,714 --> 00:31:49,382
�i c�nt�. Michael primul.
509
00:31:49,466 --> 00:31:51,384
Nu l-am mai auzit live. Era...
510
00:31:51,468 --> 00:31:55,680
C�t de puternic� e iubirea ta?
C�t de puternic� e iubirea ta?
511
00:31:56,431 --> 00:31:59,517
Trebuie s� �tiu
512
00:31:59,601 --> 00:32:03,688
Tr�im �ntr-o lume plin� de nebuni
513
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:06,316
Care vor s� ne despart�
514
00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:10,278
�i ar trebui s� ne lase s� tr�im
515
00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:12,572
�i lumea ar trebui s� fie
516
00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:13,531
Intr� Barry.
517
00:32:13,615 --> 00:32:15,950
Cred �n tine
518
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:19,913
�i pare c� eu doar m� eschivez
�i respir
519
00:32:19,996 --> 00:32:21,122
�i intru �i eu.
520
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:24,876
Vin la tine pe o briza de var�
521
00:32:24,959 --> 00:32:27,921
�i-�i fur iubirea �i tu �tii
522
00:32:28,004 --> 00:32:30,548
�i Michael zice: "Chris, nu.
523
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:35,678
Chris.
524
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,018
Nu, Chris.
525
00:32:43,770 --> 00:32:45,522
Ce faci, Chris?
526
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:48,858
Barry, �mi pare r�u. Chris!"
527
00:32:51,027 --> 00:32:52,737
Zic: "Michael, scuze, m-a prins".
528
00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:54,697
"Nu, Chris, nu.
529
00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:57,242
R�m�i la glume, Chris. Ce faci?"
530
00:33:00,036 --> 00:33:02,038
Zic: "Scuze, Mike, m-a prins. Sun� bine".
531
00:33:02,121 --> 00:33:03,790
"Nu, Chris, nu.
532
00:33:04,123 --> 00:33:05,959
Ai zis c� nu spui nimic, Chris.
533
00:33:08,044 --> 00:33:10,630
Barry, scuze. Chris, ce e cu tine? Nu.
534
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,258
Scuze, Barry. Scuze.
535
00:33:13,341 --> 00:33:14,300
Chris.
536
00:33:14,801 --> 00:33:16,135
Ce faci?"
537
00:33:16,219 --> 00:33:18,388
"Scuze, Michael,
suna a�a bine, am crezut..."
538
00:33:18,471 --> 00:33:19,722
"Nu, Chris, nu.
539
00:33:20,139 --> 00:33:22,350
Chris, du-te-n ma�in�."
540
00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:26,145
"Michael, nu mai zic nimic."
541
00:33:26,229 --> 00:33:29,524
"�tiu c� nu mai zici nimic.
Fugi. Valea, Chris."
542
00:33:31,734 --> 00:33:33,278
"Mike, �mi pare r�u. Eu..."
543
00:33:33,361 --> 00:33:34,904
"Chris, du-te, �i-am zis...
544
00:33:34,988 --> 00:33:37,031
Mereu vrei s� �ncepi ceva. Du-te.
545
00:33:38,074 --> 00:33:39,242
Nu vreau s� aud, Chris."
546
00:33:41,369 --> 00:33:42,912
Michael omul, frate.
547
00:33:42,996 --> 00:33:45,498
Michael c�nta live.
Michael era incredibil.
548
00:33:45,582 --> 00:33:47,584
F�cea... Se ducea �i f�cea...
549
00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,253
Vorbea cu femeia ta, nu ziceai nimic.
550
00:33:59,554 --> 00:34:02,265
Nu puteai. Ziceai:
"Po�i s� o iei, Mike. Ia-o!
551
00:34:04,058 --> 00:34:05,310
Dar vin cu tine, Mike."
552
00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:08,897
Michael venea s� c�nte
553
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,858
Privind afar�
554
00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:13,192
Pe cer noaptea
555
00:34:14,235 --> 00:34:17,196
Ora�ul �mi face adormit cu ochiul
556
00:34:18,615 --> 00:34:20,867
E prea jos
557
00:34:21,242 --> 00:34:22,368
M� uit pe geam
558
00:34:23,286 --> 00:34:26,372
Ce priveli�te amuzant�
559
00:34:26,456 --> 00:34:29,000
�i zicem de ce, de ce
560
00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:32,503
Le zicem c� e omenesc
561
00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:33,922
De ce, de ce
562
00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,132
De ce-mi face asta?
563
00:34:36,215 --> 00:34:37,592
Aplauda�i-v�.
564
00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:40,762
O, da
565
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:43,640
Mul�umesc c� a�i venit aici!
566
00:34:43,723 --> 00:34:45,892
Nu-mi mai da�i mesaje despre Friday.
567
00:34:45,975 --> 00:34:47,602
Mul�umesc c� sus�ine�i �i filmul.
568
00:34:48,436 --> 00:34:50,104
To�i vor s� fac alt Friday.
569
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:53,107
M� duc la aeroport,
570
00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:55,068
oamenii de la paz� m� �ntreab� asta.
571
00:34:55,151 --> 00:34:57,195
"Trebuie s� fac un control.
C�nd alt Friday?
572
00:35:01,074 --> 00:35:02,450
�ntoarce-te. Hai, frate.
573
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:05,328
A� vrea s� faci. �i Cube vrea, f�ce�i-l.
574
00:35:06,245 --> 00:35:07,830
V� ajut� cu taxele."
575
00:35:09,499 --> 00:35:11,292
"Nu te b�ga. F�-�i treaba ta.
576
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:13,252
�nt�rzii la zbor."
577
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,506
Apreciez c� v� place, nu mai fac.
578
00:35:16,589 --> 00:35:18,549
Cube nu m-a pl�tit pentru primul.
579
00:35:21,344 --> 00:35:24,055
A zis c�-mi d� ni�te CD-uri
�i iarb�. Am zis "Nu."
580
00:35:28,101 --> 00:35:29,811
Zice: "N-ai �ncercat �nc�, Chris.
581
00:35:32,188 --> 00:35:33,648
Nici n-ai �ncercat."
582
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,610
"Cube, nu vreau iarb�. Vreau bani."
583
00:35:39,612 --> 00:35:41,614
Cube vorbea cu tine, dar f�cea rap.
584
00:35:41,698 --> 00:35:43,032
Po�i s-o faci, mobilizeaz�-te
585
00:35:45,034 --> 00:35:46,536
"Face rap sau �mi vorbe�te?
586
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,080
Cube, ce zici?"
587
00:35:49,163 --> 00:35:50,790
Nu te opri, pune m�na pe el
588
00:35:50,873 --> 00:35:52,166
"Termin� cu rap-ul!"
589
00:35:55,503 --> 00:35:56,421
Spune replici.
590
00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,756
"Fie nu �tiu, fie nu arat�,
591
00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:01,592
sau nu le pas� ce e-n cartier."
592
00:36:02,969 --> 00:36:04,721
Zic: "E din Boyz n the Hood.
593
00:36:04,804 --> 00:36:05,680
�ncetezi?"
594
00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:10,018
Ai mei s-au ��c�nit
c�nd au aflat c��i bani fac.
595
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,352
S-au purtat proste�te.
596
00:36:12,353 --> 00:36:13,438
Parc� erau nebuni.
597
00:36:13,521 --> 00:36:16,607
C�nd au aflat c��i bani fac,
�i-au dat to�i demisia.
598
00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:17,900
Zic: "Ce dracu'?"
599
00:36:18,359 --> 00:36:19,360
Zic: "Stai a�a.
600
00:36:20,319 --> 00:36:21,279
Ce face�i?"
601
00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:24,824
C�ntau:
602
00:36:24,907 --> 00:36:27,869
Suntem boga�i, suntem boga�i
Nu mai facem nimic
603
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,788
Suntem boga�i, suntem boga�i
Nu mai facem nimic
604
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:34,917
Suntem boga�i
605
00:36:37,086 --> 00:36:39,047
Suntem boga�i, suntem boga�i
606
00:36:44,552 --> 00:36:46,012
Zic: "Nu voi. Eu sunt bogat.
607
00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:51,142
Duce�i-v� �napoi la munc�, la naiba.
608
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,022
Ce e cu voi?"
609
00:36:57,857 --> 00:36:59,442
A fost o nebunie, frate.
610
00:37:00,526 --> 00:37:01,861
To�i voiau ceva.
611
00:37:01,944 --> 00:37:04,989
Frate-meu zicea pove�ti de la cinci ani.
612
00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:08,701
Zice: "�ii minte c�nd
613
00:37:08,785 --> 00:37:10,745
treceai strada �i venea o ma�in�?"
614
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:12,330
�i eu am zis: "Stai pu�in."
615
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:17,126
"Trebuie s�-�i aminte�ti.
616
00:37:18,753 --> 00:37:21,047
Chris, n-ai fi �n via�� acum.
617
00:37:22,256 --> 00:37:24,342
D�-mi ni�te bani pentru cas�, frate."
618
00:37:25,301 --> 00:37:27,720
Zic: "Nu-mi amintesc.
Eram mult prea mic."
619
00:37:28,304 --> 00:37:29,889
Nu po�i �ntreba pe nimeni ce face.
620
00:37:30,431 --> 00:37:31,891
Totul se rezum� la bani.
621
00:37:34,977 --> 00:37:35,895
�ntreb unchiul.
622
00:37:35,978 --> 00:37:37,563
"Unchiule John, ce faci?"
623
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:40,108
"La naiba.
624
00:37:49,909 --> 00:37:51,577
Doamne, Chris!
625
00:37:59,919 --> 00:38:01,254
O, Chris!
626
00:38:03,506 --> 00:38:04,549
Foarte r�u.
627
00:38:05,675 --> 00:38:07,260
O, Chris!"
628
00:38:10,263 --> 00:38:13,349
�tii c� are dureri c�nd zice: "O, Chris!"
629
00:38:14,433 --> 00:38:16,853
��i url� numele: "O, Chris!"
630
00:38:18,688 --> 00:38:20,648
"M� bucur c� ai �ntrebat, fiule.
631
00:38:21,774 --> 00:38:24,110
Domnul vorbe�te cu tine azi, Chris.
632
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:36,747
Chris.
633
00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,460
Nu �tiu cum s� pl�tesc
toate facturile, Chris."
634
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,674
Zic: "Nici eu nu �tiu cum s� le pl�te�ti.
635
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:47,800
La naiba!
636
00:38:48,801 --> 00:38:50,595
Doar am �ntrebat ce faci.
637
00:38:51,554 --> 00:38:52,555
La naiba!
638
00:38:52,847 --> 00:38:54,682
De ce totul se rezum� la bani?"
639
00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,060
O luase razna.
640
00:38:58,644 --> 00:38:59,896
Tata a �nnebunit.
641
00:39:00,354 --> 00:39:03,149
Cic� doctorul �i zice
c�-i trebuie ma�in� nou�,
642
00:39:03,232 --> 00:39:04,942
c� asta �i distruge spatele.
643
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:05,985
Zic: "Tat�."
644
00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:16,454
A �ipat: "Uit�-te la re�et�!
645
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,543
A�a a zis doctorul. Uite re�eta!
646
00:39:25,713 --> 00:39:27,215
Nu te p�c�le�te nimeni.
647
00:39:30,176 --> 00:39:31,677
Vechea ma�in� m� omoar�.
648
00:39:37,391 --> 00:39:38,726
A�a a zis doctorul.
649
00:39:41,187 --> 00:39:42,647
Vrei s� moar� tat�l t�u?
650
00:39:45,358 --> 00:39:46,734
Hai, uit�-te la re�et�.
651
00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,821
Albastr� �i decapotabil�.
652
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,406
�mi ridic� moralul, fiule.
653
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,203
A�a a zis doctorul.
654
00:39:58,704 --> 00:40:00,081
N-am inventat a�a ceva."
655
00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:03,584
Zic: "Tat�, nu."
656
00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:06,212
Tata voia ma�in� pentru c�-i luasem mamei.
657
00:40:07,755 --> 00:40:10,216
�tii, voiam...
Atunci c�nd faci ceva bani,
658
00:40:10,299 --> 00:40:13,302
prima dat� ai grij� de maic�-ta. De ea.
659
00:40:15,096 --> 00:40:16,973
�n familiile de negri asta facem
660
00:40:17,056 --> 00:40:19,267
cu banii �tia, avem grij� de mame.
661
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,688
Ai mei au divor�at c�nd eram mic,
dar tata era �n preajm�.
662
00:40:24,105 --> 00:40:26,190
Dac�-i iau mamei ma�in�, vrea �i tata.
663
00:40:26,274 --> 00:40:27,191
Zic: "Tat�,
664
00:40:27,984 --> 00:40:30,403
nu r�m�n f�r� bani
pentru c� nu v� mai iubi�i.
665
00:40:31,654 --> 00:40:33,281
Nu cump�r dou� ma�ini. N-o fac."
666
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:35,783
Zic: "Mai bine v� �mp�ca�i".
667
00:40:42,665 --> 00:40:45,334
Zic: "Mergi �n spate. Tot nu vorbi�i.
668
00:40:49,839 --> 00:40:51,048
Ce treab� are dragostea?"
669
00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:56,095
Tata a plecat de acas� c�nd eu eram t�n�r.
670
00:40:56,512 --> 00:40:58,681
Credea c� suntem tri�ti, dar eram bine.
671
00:40:58,764 --> 00:41:01,267
"E prea aglomerat �n cas�". Eram ferici�i.
672
00:41:03,602 --> 00:41:05,187
"Avea nevoie de casa lui.
673
00:41:07,023 --> 00:41:08,524
Mereu �ntorcea TV-ul.
674
00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:12,111
Nimeni nu se uita la Dallas."
675
00:41:17,033 --> 00:41:19,577
Credea c� suntem tri�ti
�i a venit �ntr-o zi
676
00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:21,287
�i noi: "Se �ntoarce?"
677
00:41:23,873 --> 00:41:25,374
Zic: "Tat�, nu te �ntorci, nu?
678
00:41:28,127 --> 00:41:29,378
Nu renun�a acum.
679
00:41:36,635 --> 00:41:38,429
Nu vrei s� fim ni�te la�i.
680
00:41:40,056 --> 00:41:43,225
�i-am luat camera. Mama st� �n a noastr�.
Avem camera mare."
681
00:41:43,893 --> 00:41:45,269
"Pleac� din fa�a mea."
682
00:41:47,897 --> 00:41:49,815
Am lucrat pentru tata. Nu face�i asta.
683
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,985
A�i lucrat pentru rude? N-o face�i.
684
00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:54,779
A�i fost b�tu�i la munc�?
685
00:41:57,990 --> 00:41:59,158
E jenant r�u.
686
00:41:59,241 --> 00:42:01,410
Tata ne b�tea peste tot.
687
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,954
"Mi�c�-te acolo. F� aia."
688
00:42:04,038 --> 00:42:05,331
"Ajungem noi acas�."
689
00:42:05,414 --> 00:42:07,333
"Nu m� a�tepta�i. Face�i ce spun eu."
690
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,292
"Tat�, te rog."
691
00:42:13,339 --> 00:42:16,092
Tata venea acas� �i ne b�tea pe to�i.
692
00:42:17,218 --> 00:42:18,594
�i pe prietenii mei.
693
00:42:20,262 --> 00:42:22,098
"Treci aici. F� ce �i-am zis."
694
00:42:22,181 --> 00:42:23,766
"Dle Tucker, nu sunt fiul dvs."
695
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,562
"Atunci ie�i afar�.
�i-am zis s� nu vii aici.
696
00:42:30,022 --> 00:42:31,732
Oricum ai nevoie de b�taie."
697
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:34,110
"�i spun lui tata".
698
00:42:34,193 --> 00:42:36,237
"Dac�-l prind aici, �l bat �i pe el."
699
00:42:42,743 --> 00:42:45,538
Odat� ne-a b�tut pe mine �i pe frate-meu
ca pe sclavi.
700
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:49,166
A venit acas� nervos.
701
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,335
Venea de la l�pt�ria Atlanta. Era nervos.
702
00:42:51,419 --> 00:42:52,503
Noi nu �tiam.
703
00:42:52,586 --> 00:42:55,423
Noi am spart ceva
�i-am �ncercat s� ne p�r�m.
704
00:42:55,756 --> 00:42:56,590
Am mers la el:
705
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:58,551
"- Tat�, el a fost.
- Ba nu, el."
706
00:42:58,884 --> 00:43:01,095
Tata ne-a b�tut pe am�ndoi. A zis:
"Jos am�ndoi,
707
00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,431
hainele jos, sta�i pe canapea."
Noi: "Ce naiba?"
708
00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:16,402
"Ce a zis tata?"
709
00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,365
"Am auzit v� �ntinde�i
dezbr�ca�i sau ceva,
710
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:23,701
pe canapea."
711
00:43:23,784 --> 00:43:24,702
"La naiba!
712
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,497
Nu trebuia s� zicem nimic."
713
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,376
Noi eram jos �i tata era...
714
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:34,336
A�teptam dezbr�ca�i pe canapea.
715
00:43:36,922 --> 00:43:38,966
Unul la altul: "Ce ne facem?
716
00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:40,718
De ce am spus?"
717
00:43:51,687 --> 00:43:53,814
Frate-meu: "Fii puternic, b�iete.
718
00:43:55,357 --> 00:43:56,484
M� auzi, Chris?
719
00:43:57,318 --> 00:43:58,903
Nu-l l�sa s� te �nfr�ng�.
720
00:44:01,113 --> 00:44:03,365
Nu ceda �n fa�a lui."
721
00:44:06,035 --> 00:44:07,620
"Bine, am �n�eles."
722
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,415
"Pl�ngi �n tine, Chris."
723
00:44:13,876 --> 00:44:15,002
"Bine."
724
00:44:17,463 --> 00:44:22,760
Prima dat� l-a b�tut pe el
�i �sta zice: "�mi pare r�u, tat�."
725
00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:28,807
Am r�s a�a tare c� n-a durut
c�nd m-a b�tut.
726
00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:33,437
"Tat�, opre�te-te! Te rog."
727
00:44:36,524 --> 00:44:38,734
Eram acolo: "Care-i treaba
cu 'fii puternic'?
728
00:44:38,817 --> 00:44:40,069
Ce s-a �nt�mplat? Unde e?
729
00:44:41,862 --> 00:44:42,780
Unde s-a dus?"
730
00:44:44,156 --> 00:44:45,950
"Tata m-a lovit r�u c�-s mai mare."
731
00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:48,160
"Da, sigur."
732
00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:51,455
Da, frate.
733
00:44:52,998 --> 00:44:54,583
Tata e altfel.
734
00:44:55,042 --> 00:44:56,710
E r�u s� fii cel mai mic.
735
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:58,003
Cel mic din �ase.
736
00:44:58,087 --> 00:45:00,464
�nve�i multe �n cazul �sta.
737
00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:02,341
�nve�i ce s� nu faci.
738
00:45:03,467 --> 00:45:05,553
�i vedeam pe fra�ii
�i surorile mele b�tu�i,
739
00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:08,305
"Ce-a�i f�cut? De ce v-a b�tut a�a?
740
00:45:10,182 --> 00:45:12,268
V-a rupt fundul. Ce a�i f�cut?"
741
00:45:14,353 --> 00:45:16,230
"Eu n-am dus gunoiul."
742
00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:19,275
"Asta a fost pentru gunoi?
743
00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:23,696
La naiba.
744
00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:28,367
Tata e serios cu gunoiul.
745
00:45:32,413 --> 00:45:34,164
C�nd vine gunoierul? �n ce zi?
746
00:45:36,709 --> 00:45:39,003
Mar�ea. O s� �in minte asta. Mar�ea."
747
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:42,006
Fiind cel mai mic n-ai bani de facultate
748
00:45:42,089 --> 00:45:43,549
din cauza fra�ilor.
749
00:45:44,550 --> 00:45:47,761
�l �ntreb pe tata �i zice:
"C�cat. Mai bine faci altceva.
750
00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:57,730
Vorbe�te cu fra�ii t�i.
751
00:45:58,731 --> 00:46:00,524
Ei au avut bani. I-au cheltuit."
752
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,111
Nu mi-a p�sat.
753
00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:06,238
Abia am terminat liceul.
754
00:46:06,322 --> 00:46:08,157
Nu voiam s� �ncep din nou.
755
00:46:09,783 --> 00:46:11,827
Abia... abia am terminat.
756
00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:14,621
Proful m� tot re�inea.
"De ce m� re�ine�i?
757
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:16,957
Nu vreau s� v� mai v�d �i viceversa.
758
00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:19,460
L�sa�i-m� s� plec.
759
00:46:21,295 --> 00:46:22,629
S� fiu ce pot s� fiu."
760
00:46:23,672 --> 00:46:25,632
�i c�lcam pe nervi pe profesori.
761
00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,843
Se enervau �i ziceau:
762
00:46:27,926 --> 00:46:30,971
"Chris, dac� nu te potole�ti,
o sun pe mama ta."
763
00:46:31,472 --> 00:46:34,433
Zic: "Ca s-o suna�i pe mama trebuie
s� pl�ti�i telefonul,
764
00:46:34,516 --> 00:46:35,893
c� e t�iat de dou� s�pt�m�ni."
765
00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:46,987
Se enerva: "Ie�i din clas�.
766
00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:49,657
M� dezgu�ti.
767
00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:51,408
Du-te la director."
768
00:46:52,451 --> 00:46:54,036
M� duceam, nu-mi p�sa.
769
00:46:54,453 --> 00:46:56,997
Am stat a�a mult acolo,
ne �n�elegeam bine.
770
00:46:57,081 --> 00:46:57,998
Eram apropia�i.
771
00:46:58,957 --> 00:47:01,585
Zicea: "Acum ce-ai mai f�cut? Vino aici.
772
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:05,381
Vino aici. �nchide u�a. Stai jos.
773
00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:07,800
Acum ce-ai mai f�cut?"
774
00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:12,054
"- Ca s� suni acas�, pl�te�te factura.
- Frate, e�ti nebun."
775
00:47:16,683 --> 00:47:17,935
"E�ti nebun, Chris.
776
00:47:19,436 --> 00:47:20,646
E�ti nebun, b�iete.
777
00:47:22,523 --> 00:47:23,941
M� faci s� te suspend.
778
00:47:24,024 --> 00:47:26,110
Glumesc. Nu te suspend.
779
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,530
D�-mi alunele."
780
00:47:29,613 --> 00:47:31,907
Vindeam bomboane.
El era dependent de alune,
781
00:47:33,367 --> 00:47:35,494
de sare. Era nervos dac� nu veneam.
782
00:47:35,577 --> 00:47:37,037
"Unde ai fost ieri? C�cat.
783
00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:44,503
C�cat.
784
00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,880
M� faci dependent de asta
�i nu vii la �coal�.
785
00:47:49,341 --> 00:47:51,051
Nu mu�ca m�na ce te hr�ne�te.
786
00:47:51,844 --> 00:47:53,387
Nu pot face mai mult, Chris.
787
00:47:56,056 --> 00:47:57,433
�tii c� glumesc. Hai, du-te.
788
00:47:59,059 --> 00:48:00,727
Nu �nt�rzia din nou."
789
00:48:04,189 --> 00:48:05,691
Era distractiv la �coal�.
790
00:48:05,774 --> 00:48:08,861
Am vrut s� fac sport, fiecare b�iat vrea.
791
00:48:09,194 --> 00:48:13,657
Am ajuns s� nu fac. Nu eram prea bun.
Am �ncercat fotbal, nu eram bun.
792
00:48:13,741 --> 00:48:15,451
Mi-am luxat ambele �ncheieturi.
793
00:48:17,744 --> 00:48:20,330
A venit ambulan�a:
"Doamne, cum ai f�cut asta?"
794
00:48:21,039 --> 00:48:23,125
Zic: "Frate, du-m� la doctor.
795
00:48:25,169 --> 00:48:26,420
Nu �tiu cum. La naiba.
796
00:48:28,547 --> 00:48:29,923
Du-m� la spital.
797
00:48:30,424 --> 00:48:31,842
Nu mai pune at�tea �ntreb�ri.
798
00:48:35,262 --> 00:48:36,180
C�cat."
799
00:48:41,226 --> 00:48:45,355
Jucam pentru c� voiam tricoul �la
s� alerg cu el la evenimente.
800
00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:46,398
A�a aveai fete.
801
00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:48,692
Alergam acolo pentru sus�inere.
Asta f�ceam.
802
00:48:49,568 --> 00:48:51,320
Tricou curat, nu jucam niciun joc.
803
00:48:55,616 --> 00:48:56,825
Antrenorul nu voia.
804
00:48:56,909 --> 00:48:59,786
Eram acolo, pe banc�,
vorbeam c� pierde echipa.
805
00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:00,788
"Le pare r�u.
806
00:49:02,998 --> 00:49:04,750
Am c�tiga dac� m-ar b�ga s� joc."
807
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:08,003
Odat� m-a b�gat antrenorul.
808
00:49:08,253 --> 00:49:10,631
Zic: "Ce naiba?"
El: "Tucker, intr�."
809
00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:12,633
"Ce naiba vrea?"
810
00:49:17,137 --> 00:49:19,139
"Vreau s� intri arip�. Cineva s-a r�nit."
811
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:20,140
"C�cat."
812
00:49:23,602 --> 00:49:25,312
Nu �tiam jocurile lor. "Rahat.
813
00:49:28,857 --> 00:49:30,984
Dle antrenor, jocul e pe sf�r�ite..."
814
00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:32,236
"Intr� �n joc."
815
00:49:34,279 --> 00:49:36,782
Am ie�it acolo, nu-mi p�sa. Zic: "M� duc."
816
00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:40,911
Funda�ul zice s� arunc�m mingea.
O s� fug� cu mingea.
817
00:49:40,994 --> 00:49:43,163
Zic: "N-o arunc� la mine, m� distrez."
818
00:49:43,789 --> 00:49:45,624
Eram bun. Jucam cu fra�ii mei.
819
00:49:45,707 --> 00:49:47,584
�i eliminam imediat, eram bun.
820
00:49:49,294 --> 00:49:50,712
Jucam streetball. Puteam...
821
00:49:53,257 --> 00:49:55,592
Zic: "�i �n�el. M� duc acolo."
822
00:49:55,676 --> 00:49:57,511
A ridicat mingea, m-am eschivat.
823
00:49:58,679 --> 00:49:59,846
A c�zut.
824
00:50:00,222 --> 00:50:01,765
Eram acolo, zic: "C�cat".
825
00:50:03,475 --> 00:50:05,394
Mama era �n tribune:
"Bun�, mam�.
826
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,147
Sunt bun.
827
00:50:11,024 --> 00:50:12,234
��i cump�r o cas�, mam�."
828
00:50:14,736 --> 00:50:16,905
Eram tare. Trebuia s-arunce mingea.
829
00:50:17,281 --> 00:50:19,283
Dintr-o dat�, funda�ul mi-o arunc� mie,
830
00:50:19,366 --> 00:50:21,034
Zic: "De ce naiba mi-o arunci mie?
831
00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:29,084
C�cat, nu �tiu s� joc. La naiba, frate.
832
00:50:32,879 --> 00:50:35,132
�tia c� n-am fost la antrenament."
833
00:50:36,341 --> 00:50:39,636
Speram s� se �nt�mple ceva,
s� dea o pas�re peste minge sau ceva.
834
00:50:40,596 --> 00:50:41,680
O ploaie poate.
835
00:50:42,681 --> 00:50:44,850
Vine mingea, �mi cade, zic: "C�cat".
836
00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:46,518
Familia mea m� aplauda.
837
00:50:46,643 --> 00:50:48,770
Scap mingea, iar ei: "Nu e al nostru.
838
00:50:50,397 --> 00:50:52,316
Al nostru e num�rul zece. Nu-l �tim.
839
00:50:53,025 --> 00:50:54,067
Hai, mam�, s� mergem!
840
00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:57,696
Hai, a renun�at la noi, �l l�s�m �i noi.
841
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,324
Ne-a f�cut de r�s. S� plec�m de aici."
842
00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:02,784
Frate!
843
00:51:03,201 --> 00:51:04,786
Ne-am distrat la �coal�.
844
00:51:05,370 --> 00:51:07,664
Tata era genul ce f�cea chestii cu noi.
845
00:51:07,748 --> 00:51:10,083
De-aia era tare. F�cea multe cu noi.
846
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:13,170
A fost tare p�n� a uitat
c� suntem copiii lui.
847
00:51:14,630 --> 00:51:17,507
Odat� a f�cut-o pe sor�-mea
c��ea �i noi am s�rit: "Tat�!"
848
00:51:20,344 --> 00:51:22,512
Jucam c�r�i �i-a zis c� n-a dat bani.
849
00:51:22,596 --> 00:51:25,015
S-a enervat r�u:
"�mi spune ea ce s� fac, c��eaua!
850
00:51:28,226 --> 00:51:29,227
Am pus banii."
851
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,314
Zicem: "Tat�." "Nu m� intereseaz�.
852
00:51:34,274 --> 00:51:35,776
O �tiu de c�nd nu vorbea.
853
00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:40,030
Nu-mi spune ea ce s� fac."
854
00:51:42,407 --> 00:51:44,576
Sora mea pl�ngea. Eu zic: "E �n regul�."
855
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:45,827
Ea zice...
856
00:51:47,162 --> 00:51:49,122
"Tata m-a f�cut c��ea."
857
00:51:49,915 --> 00:51:52,376
Zic: "Gata, e �n regul�.
858
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:54,336
Pe to�i ne face cumva.
859
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:00,425
Pe mine m-a f�cut c��ea punk.
860
00:52:03,303 --> 00:52:05,097
Acum, capul sus �i hai la joc."
861
00:52:10,936 --> 00:52:15,357
Tata era haios. Odat� a �nnebunit
c�nd jucam c�r�i la sor�-mea acas�.
862
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,901
Pierdea mul�i bani �i a �nnebunit.
863
00:52:17,984 --> 00:52:20,070
Cic� g�ndacii sor�-mii o ajut�.
864
00:52:20,153 --> 00:52:21,446
Frate, era nebunie.
865
00:52:22,698 --> 00:52:25,033
Avea m�n� proast� dup� m�n� proast�.
866
00:52:26,451 --> 00:52:28,620
Era frustrat. �mp�r�ea c�r�ile.
867
00:52:28,704 --> 00:52:31,331
Nu �tiam c�t a pierdut �i el tot halucina.
868
00:52:31,415 --> 00:52:33,333
κi tot amesteca c�r�ile.
869
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:56,898
"C�cat."
870
00:53:03,697 --> 00:53:05,574
Le amesteca din nou.
871
00:53:38,356 --> 00:53:40,192
"�tiam c� se �nt�mpl� ceva aici.
872
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:46,239
De c�nd st� g�ndacul �la acolo
�i-mi vede c�r�ile?
873
00:53:51,036 --> 00:53:53,080
Vreau s� �tiu cine lucreaz� cu el."
874
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:57,250
Prietenii mei erau: "Frate.
875
00:53:58,627 --> 00:54:00,086
Taic�-tu e nebun r�u.
876
00:54:01,546 --> 00:54:02,923
Renun��m. Lua�i banii.
877
00:54:03,006 --> 00:54:05,383
E ceva cu familia ta.
Rezolva�i-v� problemele!"
878
00:54:07,302 --> 00:54:09,846
Mama nu era a�a.
Mama era altfel, era strict�.
879
00:54:10,388 --> 00:54:11,431
Ave�i mame a�a?
880
00:54:11,515 --> 00:54:13,517
Dac� mama spunea ceva, a�a era.
881
00:54:14,101 --> 00:54:17,104
Odat� mi-a zis... M-am pierdut la mall.
882
00:54:18,146 --> 00:54:20,065
Mama nici nu m-a c�utat. Nu s-a uitat.
883
00:54:24,111 --> 00:54:26,488
M-am dus la un gardian
s� m-ajute s-o caut.
884
00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:30,242
Zic: "Hai, gr�be�te-te, s� nu plece! Mam�!
885
00:54:32,494 --> 00:54:33,578
Mam�, unde e�ti?
886
00:54:35,747 --> 00:54:36,915
Mam�!
887
00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:39,668
�mi pare r�u."
888
00:54:41,837 --> 00:54:43,672
Am c�utat-o peste tot prin mall.
889
00:54:44,756 --> 00:54:46,424
Ea nici m�car nu mai era acolo.
890
00:54:49,427 --> 00:54:51,304
Am g�sit-o �n parcare d�nd cu spatele.
891
00:54:53,765 --> 00:54:55,559
Zic: "Uite-o. Mam�!
892
00:54:57,269 --> 00:54:58,353
Iart�-m�, mam�."
893
00:55:00,605 --> 00:55:01,690
Ea zice:
894
00:55:02,691 --> 00:55:05,193
"Credeam c� ai cu ce s� vii.
Ma�ina e plin�"
895
00:55:10,156 --> 00:55:11,867
"Mam�, am doar cinci ani."
896
00:55:11,950 --> 00:55:14,536
"Dar te crezi mare.
�i-am zis s� nu te �ndep�rtezi."
897
00:55:22,127 --> 00:55:23,086
"Mam�!"
898
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,716
Credeam c� se �ntoarce,
m-a l�sat toat� noaptea.
899
00:55:29,843 --> 00:55:31,178
Nici m�car n-am fost r�pit.
900
00:55:37,976 --> 00:55:40,437
R�pitorilor nu le plac copiii negri.
Suntem o pacoste.
901
00:55:43,064 --> 00:55:44,316
Punem multe �ntreb�ri.
902
00:55:46,193 --> 00:55:48,403
St�m �n spate, punem �ntreb�ri, nu t�cem.
903
00:55:48,987 --> 00:55:51,364
Ne e fric�, dar vrem
s� �tim ce se-nt�mpl�.
904
00:55:58,496 --> 00:55:59,414
"Dle R�pitor?
905
00:56:02,042 --> 00:56:02,959
Dle R�pitor?
906
00:56:05,629 --> 00:56:06,588
Unde mergem?
907
00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:14,054
Dle R�pitor?
908
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:17,724
C�nd m�nc�m?
909
00:56:29,569 --> 00:56:30,487
Dle R�pitor?
910
00:56:36,701 --> 00:56:38,954
Dai radioul pe un post de negri, te rog?
911
00:56:52,467 --> 00:56:54,719
Poate pu�in Babyface, Earth, Wind & Fire?
912
00:56:56,054 --> 00:56:57,222
Mi-e cam fric�, frate."
913
00:56:58,306 --> 00:57:01,393
R�pitorul zice: "Ie�i afar�!
Ie�i naibii din ma�in�.
914
00:57:02,811 --> 00:57:05,313
M� enervezi mai mult, la naiba.
915
00:57:06,815 --> 00:57:08,942
��i dai seama c� e�ti �n pericol?
916
00:57:09,943 --> 00:57:10,819
Ie�i afar�."
917
00:57:12,821 --> 00:57:14,155
"M-ai r�pit, frate.
918
00:57:16,658 --> 00:57:18,702
Iei mai mul�i bani dac� sunt viu."
919
00:57:19,995 --> 00:57:21,454
Da, mama nu se juca.
920
00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:24,124
Mama ne f�cea s� mergem la biseric�.
921
00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:26,710
Nici nu p�c�tuisem
�i tot trebuia s� mergem.
922
00:57:28,253 --> 00:57:30,046
"Haide�i. Mergem la biseric�."
923
00:57:31,172 --> 00:57:33,675
"Mam�, nu poate pastorul s� vin� aici?
924
00:57:36,052 --> 00:57:37,262
Mereu mergem la el.
925
00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:41,308
Poate s� predice la buc�t�rie."
926
00:57:42,183 --> 00:57:43,685
"Hai, mergem la biseric�.
927
00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:45,061
M� enerva�i.
928
00:57:45,979 --> 00:57:47,105
�nt�rziem."
929
00:57:47,605 --> 00:57:48,898
Mereu zicea c� �nt�rzie.
930
00:57:49,774 --> 00:57:50,900
Nici nu era �mbr�cat�.
931
00:57:53,820 --> 00:57:55,947
Mergea �n sutien. "M� face�i s� �nt�rzii.
932
00:57:58,241 --> 00:57:59,993
Nu pot s� m� �mbrac cu voi aici."
933
00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:06,333
"Nu po�i pentru c� nu e�ti �mbr�cat�.
934
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:11,004
�i tu ai �nt�rziat. A�a suntem noi."
935
00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:14,215
"Mi-e r�u."
936
00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:17,218
Duminica se enerva. κi f�cea micul dejun,
937
00:58:17,302 --> 00:58:18,678
nou� nu �i se sup�ra.
938
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:21,056
�nt�rziam �i ea m�nca �n ma�in�.
939
00:58:21,848 --> 00:58:23,183
Venea la ma�in� cu m�ncarea.
940
00:58:24,559 --> 00:58:27,437
Odat� a adus-o �n ma�in�
�i mi-a dat s� i-o �in,
941
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,898
n-am auzit ce-a zis
�i-am crezut c� mi-o d� mie.
942
00:58:31,858 --> 00:58:33,068
I-am m�ncat-o eu.
943
00:58:33,151 --> 00:58:34,778
N-am mai v�zut-o a�a furioas�.
944
00:58:36,529 --> 00:58:38,323
Am auzit doar "Ia".
945
00:58:40,867 --> 00:58:42,869
N-am auzit "�ine asta". N-am auzit.
946
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:46,373
Zice: "Deschide portiera.
947
00:58:46,706 --> 00:58:48,792
Mi-e r�u. �n fiecare duminic� e la fel.
948
00:58:50,668 --> 00:58:51,503
Ia.
949
00:58:53,338 --> 00:58:54,172
�ine asta."
950
00:58:55,757 --> 00:58:56,925
�i am luat-o �i:
951
00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:00,220
"Credeam c� e sup�rat�.
952
00:59:02,597 --> 00:59:03,848
A zis 'Ia!'.
953
00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:40,677
De ce mi-a f�cut cafea?"
954
00:59:45,598 --> 00:59:47,934
Frate-meu din spate zice: "Ce naiba faci?
955
00:59:50,228 --> 00:59:51,479
E m�ncarea mamei."
956
00:59:52,897 --> 00:59:53,898
"Taci.
957
00:59:56,234 --> 00:59:57,902
Nu supor�i s� am eu ceva.
958
01:00:07,454 --> 01:00:09,664
E�ti un ciudos �i jum�tate,
cum zicea bunica.
959
01:00:12,459 --> 01:00:13,835
Nici n-am pus capacul.
960
01:00:16,463 --> 01:00:17,797
Mi-a f�cut-o mama.
961
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,302
�i-e necaz c� nu stai �n fa��.
962
01:00:24,637 --> 01:00:25,763
M� dezgu�ti."
963
01:00:27,182 --> 01:00:28,808
Brusc, mama zice: "D�-mi farfuria."
964
01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:41,112
"Taci.
965
01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:43,781
Mam�, ce-ai zis?"
966
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,160
"D�-mi farfuria."
967
01:00:48,369 --> 01:00:50,079
"Cea pe care mi-ai dat-o mie?"
968
01:00:51,289 --> 01:00:52,999
"S� mi-o �ii, da."
969
01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:56,252
"Ai zis, 'Ia'."
970
01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:01,216
"Am zis, 'Ia, �ine asta'."
971
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,635
"Mam�!
972
01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:06,638
Mam�!
973
01:01:08,681 --> 01:01:10,225
Mam�, m� mai iube�ti?"
974
01:01:12,352 --> 01:01:13,853
"Despre ce vorbe�ti?"
975
01:01:14,354 --> 01:01:16,940
"Mam�, �tii c� uneori fac prostii?"
976
01:01:17,857 --> 01:01:20,318
"�tiu c� nu mi-ai m�ncat m�ncarea.
977
01:01:20,818 --> 01:01:24,239
Te dai jos �i mergi p�n� la biseric�.
Te dai jos �i mergi.
978
01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:26,324
Ai energie."
979
01:01:29,077 --> 01:01:30,411
"Mam�, �mi pare r�u.
980
01:01:32,247 --> 01:01:33,748
�i-am l�sat un biscuit."
981
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,461
Am mers p�n� la biseric�.
982
01:01:39,546 --> 01:01:41,005
Nu mi-a p�sat. Eram plin.
983
01:01:43,967 --> 01:01:45,760
Am stat �n spate cu fratele meu.
984
01:01:45,843 --> 01:01:48,137
St�team �i vorbeam.
Frate-meu zice: "E�ti nebun".
985
01:01:50,056 --> 01:01:51,224
Zic: "Ba tu e�ti.
986
01:01:52,141 --> 01:01:53,476
O la�i s� fac� asta."
987
01:01:57,897 --> 01:01:59,524
El zice: "O s� te duci �n iad."
988
01:02:00,858 --> 01:02:02,485
Zic: "Tu e�ti deja acolo."
989
01:02:06,573 --> 01:02:09,158
Vorbeam �n spate �i prietena mamei zice...
990
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:12,078
Sora Russel ne vede c� vorbim acolo...
991
01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:15,456
"O fac de r�s pe Sora Tucker.
992
01:02:17,250 --> 01:02:19,168
S� le fie ru�ine.
993
01:02:19,877 --> 01:02:20,962
S-o cheme cineva.
994
01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:24,299
F�-i semn lui Tucker.
995
01:02:27,010 --> 01:02:28,469
Chris vorbe�te. Mary!
996
01:02:29,554 --> 01:02:30,597
Mary!
997
01:02:31,222 --> 01:02:33,308
Mary, uite!"
998
01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:45,194
"A ajuns la biseric�.
999
01:02:45,903 --> 01:02:48,281
Credeam c� �l r�pe�te cineva.
1000
01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:51,242
Vorbe�te acolo. Chris!
1001
01:02:52,327 --> 01:02:53,536
Chris, taci!
1002
01:02:55,204 --> 01:02:57,332
Taci, b�iete, m� auzi? Taci!"
1003
01:02:58,416 --> 01:03:00,960
�tiam c� nu se poate ridica.
Era �n mijloc,
1004
01:03:01,044 --> 01:03:03,296
�i-am zis: "Mam�, tu s� taci!"
1005
01:03:04,964 --> 01:03:05,882
Mama...
1006
01:03:09,886 --> 01:03:12,180
"Chris, b�iete, ai �nnebunit?
1007
01:03:14,307 --> 01:03:15,892
Am zis s� taci."
1008
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:18,519
"Mam�, am zis s� taci."
1009
01:03:24,484 --> 01:03:26,861
"A�teapt� s� termin�m. A�teapt�, Chris."
1010
01:03:27,403 --> 01:03:28,946
"Nu, tu a�teapt� s� termin�m.
1011
01:03:30,823 --> 01:03:32,825
M� auzi? Tu a�teapt� s� termin�m.
1012
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,578
Nu g�tesc pentru nimeni."
1013
01:03:36,954 --> 01:03:38,498
"B�iete, ai �nnebunit.
1014
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,501
A�teapt�..."
1015
01:03:41,584 --> 01:03:42,835
"Mam�, stai."
1016
01:03:44,671 --> 01:03:46,714
Era a�a sup�rat�, ziceau c� ea c�nt�.
1017
01:03:46,798 --> 01:03:48,675
Era nervoas�: "Doamne, �l prind.
1018
01:03:59,018 --> 01:04:01,020
Doamne, mi-a m�ncat m�ncarea".
1019
01:04:08,736 --> 01:04:10,822
�mi place s� merg la biseric�.
1020
01:04:11,489 --> 01:04:12,657
E distractiv.
1021
01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:16,244
�mi place s� v�d oamenii
c�nt�nd �n biseric�.
1022
01:04:16,536 --> 01:04:19,247
Mai ales femeile b�tr�ne, �ti�i, mamele.
1023
01:04:19,497 --> 01:04:21,999
Mamele nu mai ies �n cluburi,
1024
01:04:22,083 --> 01:04:24,794
�i mai danseaz� doar la biseric�.
1025
01:04:25,545 --> 01:04:26,796
�i ce mai danseaz�.
1026
01:04:27,338 --> 01:04:29,549
Sunt �i agere. Cu costumele pe ele...
1027
01:04:29,841 --> 01:04:32,218
Str�lucitoare, cu p�l�rii �i strig�.
1028
01:04:32,301 --> 01:04:33,469
�i danseaz�.
1029
01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:52,613
Eu zic: "Danseaz�, sor� Scott".
1030
01:04:54,699 --> 01:04:57,910
Uneori m� duc l�ng� ele: "Hai, sor� Scott.
1031
01:05:00,163 --> 01:05:02,081
�nc� po�i, sor� Scott".
1032
01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:06,210
"�tiu, b�iete.
Vezi c� intri �n belele, Chris.
1033
01:05:07,587 --> 01:05:09,839
Mama ta se uit� la tine. E chiar acolo.
1034
01:05:10,923 --> 01:05:13,134
�n 1952 zburdam pe aici, b�iete.
1035
01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,678
N-am gre�it un pas, uite.
1036
01:05:16,763 --> 01:05:18,890
Te prinde maic�-ta. E�ti nebun.
1037
01:05:19,390 --> 01:05:21,809
Aud c� i-ai m�ncat m�ncarea.
Ce e cu tine?
1038
01:05:23,936 --> 01:05:25,104
Ce e cu tine?"
1039
01:05:26,689 --> 01:05:28,024
"De unde ai auzit?"
1040
01:05:32,570 --> 01:05:34,113
Mamele �tiu totul.
1041
01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:37,283
E aiurea uneori.
1042
01:05:37,366 --> 01:05:39,952
Sunt unii care sperie
pe toat� lumea la biseric�.
1043
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:41,329
Dau buzna url�nd...
1044
01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:46,584
"Aleluia.
1045
01:05:49,295 --> 01:05:50,296
Mersi, Doamne!"
1046
01:05:56,427 --> 01:05:58,638
�i pastorului i-e team�. "Cine naiba e?
1047
01:06:01,474 --> 01:06:03,059
E un demon �n biseric�.
1048
01:06:05,311 --> 01:06:07,230
M� duc s� iau mirul din birou
1049
01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:10,608
�i o c�rp� fierbinte.
1050
01:06:11,692 --> 01:06:13,611
Dau demonul afar� din biseric�.
1051
01:06:15,530 --> 01:06:17,532
Nu putem avea a�a ceva-n biseric�.
1052
01:06:18,950 --> 01:06:21,202
Nu e enoria�, �tiu to�i enoria�ii.
1053
01:06:22,119 --> 01:06:23,538
Nu sunt a�a nebuni."
1054
01:06:27,124 --> 01:06:28,709
Unii pastori sunt ciuda�i,
1055
01:06:29,293 --> 01:06:30,378
al�ii-s zg�rci�i.
1056
01:06:30,461 --> 01:06:31,754
A�i v�zut pastori zg�rci�i?
1057
01:06:32,630 --> 01:06:35,508
Pastorul are o caraf� cu limonad� pe amvon
1058
01:06:36,217 --> 01:06:38,302
�i dou� pahare �i nu ofer� nim�nui.
1059
01:06:40,555 --> 01:06:42,515
Zice: "Biseric�, un amin?"
1060
01:06:43,057 --> 01:06:44,851
"Frate, d�-ne ni�te limonad�.
1061
01:06:46,477 --> 01:06:47,687
�tii ce cald e aici.
1062
01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:50,731
�tii c� ��nitoarea nu merge."
1063
01:06:52,525 --> 01:06:54,694
"- Cine a vorbit?
- Eu, r�ndul cinci."
1064
01:06:56,445 --> 01:06:57,905
"E cald ca dracu' aici."
1065
01:06:59,532 --> 01:07:00,950
"Cine �n r�ndul cinci?"
1066
01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:04,745
E cald �n biseric�, nu-i pas�.
1067
01:07:05,037 --> 01:07:06,455
E cald de pleac� mu�tele.
1068
01:07:06,539 --> 01:07:09,041
"Mergem la o biseric� de albi,
e prea cald.
1069
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:11,294
S� plec�m naibii de aici!
1070
01:07:11,377 --> 01:07:12,503
E geamul �nchis.
1071
01:07:15,006 --> 01:07:16,257
Deschide�i geamul!
1072
01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:19,635
La naiba, frate.
1073
01:07:20,428 --> 01:07:21,971
Nu mai vrem s� fim enoria�i.
1074
01:07:23,598 --> 01:07:25,182
Hai, frate! S� plec�m naibii.
1075
01:07:26,475 --> 01:07:27,351
S� mergem!
1076
01:07:29,604 --> 01:07:30,521
Negrilor!"
1077
01:07:42,909 --> 01:07:46,996
Pastorul cite�te iute din Biblie,
nu-i pas� de asta. Nu a�teapt� pe nimeni.
1078
01:07:47,955 --> 01:07:49,790
"Acum, da�i la Ioan 45.
1079
01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:52,335
V� a�tept."
1080
01:07:59,592 --> 01:08:00,509
Tu cau�i.
1081
01:08:01,677 --> 01:08:03,804
"Ioan e la �nceput
sau la sf�r�it �n Biblie?
1082
01:08:07,141 --> 01:08:08,684
Ioan e la �nceputul Bibliei?
1083
01:08:09,894 --> 01:08:11,604
Cred c� mi s-a stricat Biblia.
1084
01:08:13,439 --> 01:08:15,107
Domnul s� v� binecuv�nteze.
1085
01:08:16,484 --> 01:08:17,526
Adic� a�a."
1086
01:08:18,945 --> 01:08:20,696
Cum ajungi la Ioan: "Luca 45".
1087
01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:22,198
"Mai �ncet, pastore!"
1088
01:08:24,825 --> 01:08:26,827
"- Cine a zis?
- Eu, r�ndul cinci."
1089
01:08:28,788 --> 01:08:30,247
"Nimeni nu �tie Biblia ca tine".
1090
01:08:31,791 --> 01:08:33,417
"Cine e �n r�ndul cinci?"
1091
01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:36,712
"Nu �tiu, un frate."
1092
01:08:39,006 --> 01:08:41,092
Pastorul te �ine toat� noaptea.
1093
01:08:42,009 --> 01:08:44,929
Apoi are tupeu:
"Vreau s� veni�i la slujba de sear�.
1094
01:08:47,932 --> 01:08:50,476
O s� fie frumos, o s� fie grozav disear�."
1095
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,438
Zic: "Uit�-te pe geam, e sear�.
1096
01:08:56,565 --> 01:08:58,109
Am stat aici toat� ziua."
1097
01:08:59,944 --> 01:09:01,612
"Cine e �n r�ndul cinci?
1098
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,532
Da�i-l afar�!
1099
01:09:07,201 --> 01:09:08,577
�mi stric� slujba."
1100
01:09:10,871 --> 01:09:14,625
Acum sunt tat�. Sunt tat�, �mi cresc fiul.
1101
01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:16,669
Mul�umesc.
1102
01:09:17,336 --> 01:09:19,672
Copiii sunt liberi. Singurii oameni liberi
1103
01:09:19,839 --> 01:09:22,591
care vin �i te privesc �n fa��
1104
01:09:22,842 --> 01:09:24,218
�i pleac� �i nu zic nimic.
1105
01:09:27,096 --> 01:09:29,265
Copiii fac asta mereu. Vin la tine...
1106
01:09:44,864 --> 01:09:46,741
Te fac s� te sim�i prost. "Hei, copile!
1107
01:09:47,825 --> 01:09:48,868
Ce am?
1108
01:09:51,162 --> 01:09:51,996
Vino �napoi.
1109
01:09:58,794 --> 01:09:59,962
Fii liber, copile!
1110
01:10:01,338 --> 01:10:02,506
R�m�i liber."
1111
01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,718
Copiii spun adev�rul. ��i miroase gura.
1112
01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:06,761
��i spun.
1113
01:10:06,844 --> 01:10:08,637
"��i miroase gura."
1114
01:10:11,807 --> 01:10:13,476
"Ce? Ce tot spui?"
1115
01:10:13,559 --> 01:10:14,810
"��i miroase gura."
1116
01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:20,316
"- Nu-mi vorbi a�a.
- Nu-mi vorbi tu mie a�a."
1117
01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:23,986
"�ie ��i miroase."
1118
01:10:25,696 --> 01:10:27,490
"- ��i miroase gura.
- Ba a ta."
1119
01:10:28,365 --> 01:10:30,659
"Zici a�a c�-�i miroase �ie."
1120
01:10:33,204 --> 01:10:34,872
Nu �tii dac� s� te superi sau nu.
1121
01:10:35,539 --> 01:10:36,540
"Mul�umesc.
1122
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,376
Copil scandalagiu!"
1123
01:10:40,002 --> 01:10:41,545
Adul�ii nu-�i spun.
1124
01:10:41,629 --> 01:10:43,589
Te ocolesc, le spun altora.
1125
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:45,925
"Ai v�zut c�-i miroase gura? Ce miros.
1126
01:10:47,718 --> 01:10:49,637
Ai sim�it?
1127
01:10:51,806 --> 01:10:53,933
I-am dat gum�, n-a vrut guma la el.
1128
01:10:54,016 --> 01:10:55,017
Zic: 'La naiba'.
1129
01:10:56,477 --> 01:10:57,937
Adic�, o respinge gura.
1130
01:10:59,730 --> 01:11:02,149
Simt mirosul la telefon.
Z�u, �i pute gura."
1131
01:11:04,068 --> 01:11:05,736
O s�-mi duc fiul �n Africa,
1132
01:11:05,820 --> 01:11:07,738
vreau s�-l duc. A�i fost vreodat�?
1133
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:12,368
Duce�i-v�. Dac� sunte�i negri,
v� vede�i str�mo�ii.
1134
01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:16,831
Am fost �n Africa, m-au dus
la ceva cu genealogia.
1135
01:11:16,914 --> 01:11:19,583
Am fost s�-mi v�d str�mo�ii.
1136
01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:21,335
M-au dus �i am f�cut ceva.
1137
01:11:21,418 --> 01:11:23,379
M-au dus �ntr-un sat,
1138
01:11:23,462 --> 01:11:25,673
pe un drum de p�m�nt, p�n� �n satul �la.
1139
01:11:26,090 --> 01:11:28,592
Mi-au ar�tat �i-au zis:
"Sunt oamenii t�i."
1140
01:11:28,676 --> 01:11:30,636
Zic: "Nici unul nu seaman� cu mine.
1141
01:11:33,013 --> 01:11:35,182
M-au p�c�lit, m-au adus �n de�ert."
1142
01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,562
Voiam s� plec
�i unul mi-a amintit de John.
1143
01:11:39,645 --> 01:11:43,482
Era unchiul John african. Zice: "Doamne,
m� bucur c� e�ti aici, Chris...
1144
01:11:53,075 --> 01:11:55,494
Sunt a�a bucuros c� ai venit.
1145
01:11:57,872 --> 01:12:00,166
Nu �tii c�t de mult
1146
01:12:01,792 --> 01:12:03,460
ne-am rugat pentru ziua asta.
1147
01:12:04,962 --> 01:12:07,756
Nu �tiu cum
o s� pl�tim pentru satul �sta."
1148
01:12:10,843 --> 01:12:13,179
Zic: "Nici eu nu �tiu cum o s� pl�ti�i.
1149
01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:16,557
Unchiule John african,
am deja un unchi John.
1150
01:12:17,057 --> 01:12:19,894
V-am adus Coca-Cola �i pantofi
�i nu v� mai dau altceva.
1151
01:12:20,728 --> 01:12:22,479
Unde e Jeep-ul meu? S� mergem.
1152
01:12:23,689 --> 01:12:24,565
S� plec�m."
1153
01:12:28,569 --> 01:12:31,280
C�nd e�ti celebru �i mergi �n Africa,
1154
01:12:31,363 --> 01:12:32,698
fac chestii speciale.
1155
01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:35,117
Te a�teapt� lumea la aeroport.
1156
01:12:35,201 --> 01:12:37,286
Pe mine m-a a�teptat o trup� mare.
1157
01:12:37,369 --> 01:12:40,497
Aveau tobe, pancarte �i chestii.
1158
01:12:40,748 --> 01:12:42,833
Eram obosit, drumul e lung.
1159
01:12:42,917 --> 01:12:45,252
Voiam s� dorm �nainte de toate.
1160
01:12:45,336 --> 01:12:47,421
Am cobor�t din avion, zic: "Dorm".
1161
01:12:47,504 --> 01:12:48,631
Ei: "Uite-l.
1162
01:12:48,714 --> 01:12:49,757
Chris Tucker
1163
01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:51,133
Chris Tucker
1164
01:12:52,051 --> 01:12:52,885
Chris Tucker
1165
01:12:54,094 --> 01:12:55,054
Chris Tucker
1166
01:12:55,554 --> 01:12:57,473
Zic: "Ce naiba se �nt�mpl�? E a�a...
1167
01:13:02,353 --> 01:13:03,395
Hei, frate!
1168
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,148
E minunat, dar sunt obosit. Mai t�rziu?"
1169
01:13:06,232 --> 01:13:08,734
"Nu. E o lips� de respect, danseaz�."
1170
01:13:08,817 --> 01:13:09,735
Chris Tucker
1171
01:13:10,361 --> 01:13:11,362
Chris Tucker
1172
01:13:12,029 --> 01:13:14,698
Zic: "Ba asta e lips� de respect.
Sunt obosit.
1173
01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:18,327
Am zburat 16 ore, pe bune.
1174
01:13:19,495 --> 01:13:21,538
Nu se poate mai t�rziu? Du-m� la hotel.
1175
01:13:21,622 --> 01:13:23,874
"- Mergem �n sat. Hai cu mine.
- Ce?"
1176
01:13:26,877 --> 01:13:29,546
"Itinerarul meu spune Radisson.
Nu merg �n sat."
1177
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:34,093
"Dle Tucker, urma�i-ne,
nu e departe. Doar 200 km."
1178
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:35,177
Chris Tucker
1179
01:13:35,886 --> 01:13:36,887
Chris Tucker
1180
01:13:37,721 --> 01:13:38,555
Chris Tucker
1181
01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:41,225
"Dou� sute!
1182
01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,813
Nu �tiu c�t e de departe, dar pare mult.
1183
01:13:45,896 --> 01:13:47,064
Unde-s Jeep-urile?"
1184
01:13:48,148 --> 01:13:51,026
"Nu e departe, dle Tucker. V� sprijin eu."
1185
01:13:51,610 --> 01:13:52,444
Chris Tucker
1186
01:13:53,195 --> 01:13:54,196
Chris Tucker
1187
01:13:54,613 --> 01:13:55,990
"Sunt obosit acum."
1188
01:13:56,073 --> 01:13:57,074
Chris Tucker
1189
01:13:57,658 --> 01:13:58,659
Chris Tucker
1190
01:13:58,993 --> 01:13:59,994
"Ia-mi bagajul".
1191
01:14:00,077 --> 01:14:01,078
Chris Tucker
1192
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,041
Mul�umesc.
1193
01:14:08,877 --> 01:14:11,755
�n Africa vezi numai lucruri originale.
1194
01:14:13,007 --> 01:14:15,384
Un ghepard se plimba �n holul hotelului.
1195
01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:19,972
Doar mie mi-era fric�, africanilor nu.
1196
01:14:20,055 --> 01:14:21,557
Zic: "E un ghepard aici!
1197
01:14:22,933 --> 01:14:24,143
Uite ghepardul!"
1198
01:14:26,061 --> 01:14:28,564
Bodyguardul meu era �n spate:
"Treci �n fa��.
1199
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,609
Trebuie s� m� aperi.
1200
01:14:32,693 --> 01:14:34,236
Dac� mu�c�, te mu�c� pe tine.
1201
01:14:36,030 --> 01:14:39,116
Eram speriat. Africanii nu,
st�teau �i-l m�ng�iau:
1202
01:14:39,199 --> 01:14:40,701
"Uite ce ghepard!
1203
01:14:43,746 --> 01:14:46,665
Ce faci �n acest hotel? Ce faci?
1204
01:14:47,458 --> 01:14:49,168
Nu trebuie s� fii aici."
1205
01:14:50,002 --> 01:14:52,171
�l m�ng�iau: "Ce faci aici?
1206
01:14:53,630 --> 01:14:55,382
Trebuie s� mergi afar�."
1207
01:14:56,342 --> 01:14:58,677
A deschis gura: "Uite ce din�i are.
1208
01:14:59,762 --> 01:15:01,638
Uite cum are gura.
1209
01:15:01,722 --> 01:15:03,849
Omoar� omul dintr-o mu�c�tur�."
1210
01:15:05,684 --> 01:15:08,020
�i love�te ghepardul
peste fund s� ias�.
1211
01:15:08,103 --> 01:15:09,104
"Ie�i afar�."
1212
01:15:09,688 --> 01:15:11,565
Zic: "Ce naiba e �n neregul� cu el?"
1213
01:15:11,982 --> 01:15:13,067
Animalul a �nnebunit.
1214
01:15:24,203 --> 01:15:25,746
Am fugit repede afar�, zic:
1215
01:15:25,829 --> 01:15:27,456
"Ghepardul o s� ne omoare."
1216
01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:30,793
Era a�a rapid, a fugit
pe l�ng� mine: "Ghepardul!"
1217
01:15:32,211 --> 01:15:34,713
M-am �ntors �n hotel. "�nchide u�ile!
1218
01:15:36,757 --> 01:15:39,551
Ce e cu u�ile deschise?
�ti�i c� vin gheparzi pe aici."
1219
01:15:41,095 --> 01:15:42,388
"Doar o dat� pe an."
1220
01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:43,555
"E suficient.
1221
01:15:47,101 --> 01:15:48,560
M-a speriat de moarte."
1222
01:15:51,021 --> 01:15:52,815
Africa e tare. Am c�l�torit.
1223
01:15:52,898 --> 01:15:54,608
Odat� am fost cu Bill Clinton.
1224
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:59,571
A fost amuzant. Am fost �n trei sau patru
��ri din Africa, �i Clinton era super.
1225
01:15:59,905 --> 01:16:01,115
Ne distram cu el.
1226
01:16:01,198 --> 01:16:03,659
Am mers �n at�tea locuri,
1227
01:16:03,742 --> 01:16:06,537
ne plictiseam �i �ncepeam s� ne juc�m.
1228
01:16:06,870 --> 01:16:08,956
�ncepusem s�-l imit pe Bill Clinton
1229
01:16:09,248 --> 01:16:10,916
�i lui �i pl�cea. Zicea:
1230
01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:13,293
"Parc� sunt eu. Parc�...
1231
01:16:15,379 --> 01:16:17,256
Sun� bine, sun� super.
1232
01:16:20,050 --> 01:16:21,093
�mi place."
1233
01:16:24,263 --> 01:16:26,056
M-a invitat �n Africa �i-a zis:
1234
01:16:26,140 --> 01:16:29,143
"Tucker, mergi cu mine �n Africa?
O s�-�i plac�.
1235
01:16:29,226 --> 01:16:31,395
Suntem am�ndoi negri, o s�-�i plac�.
1236
01:16:35,149 --> 01:16:36,024
Haide!"
1237
01:16:36,692 --> 01:16:37,985
O s� ne distr�m."
1238
01:16:39,278 --> 01:16:40,529
�i-am �nceput s�-l imit.
1239
01:16:40,612 --> 01:16:42,322
Peste tot m� punea s�-l imit.
1240
01:16:42,406 --> 01:16:43,490
La petreceri:
1241
01:16:43,574 --> 01:16:46,160
"Tucker, imit�-m�! Vino aici."
1242
01:16:48,662 --> 01:16:51,290
�n fiecare �ar�. �n Nigeria, m� s�turasem
1243
01:16:51,373 --> 01:16:53,584
�i voia s�-l imit �n fa�a pre�edintelui.
1244
01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:56,587
Mi-era team�.
Dac-o dau �n bar�, m� leag�.
1245
01:16:57,921 --> 01:17:02,509
"Nu acum." �i zice: "Tucker, hai,
imit�-m�! Nu fi a�a, haide."
1246
01:17:02,593 --> 01:17:05,554
Zic: "Dle Pre�edinte, sunt obosit,
am mers mult.
1247
01:17:05,637 --> 01:17:08,682
Poate de data asta nu."
"Tucker, am nevoie de tine.
1248
01:17:08,765 --> 01:17:10,309
Am �i preg�tit momentul. Haide.
1249
01:17:12,394 --> 01:17:13,770
Vrei s� te iau acas�, nu?
1250
01:17:15,772 --> 01:17:18,066
Zbor comercial sau privat? M� anun�i.
1251
01:17:19,485 --> 01:17:21,778
E drum lung, Tucker, e un zbor lung."
1252
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:26,492
Clinton l-a adus pe Barack.
1253
01:17:26,992 --> 01:17:28,243
Clinton a zis:
1254
01:17:28,327 --> 01:17:31,747
"O s� v� spun adev�rul.
N-o s� v� plac�, v� spun de-acum.
1255
01:17:32,831 --> 01:17:35,000
N-o s� r�de�i dup� asta."
1256
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,836
Negrii de-aia �l iubesc pe Clinton.
1257
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,589
Clinton �tie s� vorbeasc�,
noi �l ascult�m: "Frate",
1258
01:17:41,381 --> 01:17:44,426
parc� nu trebuie s� ne zic�.
Clinton, nu trebuie s� zici asta.
1259
01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:49,264
"- Nu trebuie s� auzim asta.
- Nu, v� spun pentru c� trebuie."
1260
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,477
"Republicanii sunt nebuni.
1261
01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:56,188
Au �ncercat s� m� dea afar�.
1262
01:17:57,272 --> 01:17:58,607
�i economia era puternic�.
1263
01:17:59,733 --> 01:18:02,152
Nu le pas�, asta �ncerc s� v� spun.
1264
01:18:05,239 --> 01:18:06,448
Nu v� aburesc."
1265
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:09,701
A zis...
1266
01:18:13,539 --> 01:18:16,166
A zis: "Dac� e�ti negru,
trebuie s� auzi asta."
1267
01:18:18,585 --> 01:18:20,254
�i negrii zic: "Ce este?"
1268
01:18:22,422 --> 01:18:24,424
"Republicanii readuc sclavia,
1269
01:18:24,508 --> 01:18:26,176
jur c� nu v� mint."
1270
01:18:27,177 --> 01:18:28,470
Ce ne mai st�rnea: "Ce?"
1271
01:18:31,390 --> 01:18:33,767
"Vota�i cu Barack. Nu v� aburesc.
1272
01:18:35,727 --> 01:18:37,604
V-am spus, o s� v� explic azi.
1273
01:18:38,605 --> 01:18:39,940
Nu v� mint."
1274
01:18:41,441 --> 01:18:42,526
L-a ajutat.
1275
01:18:42,609 --> 01:18:44,528
Barack zice: "A fost bine.
1276
01:18:46,071 --> 01:18:47,531
Bill, ce discurs tare!
1277
01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:50,576
�i eu care credeam c� vei candida iar.
1278
01:18:53,036 --> 01:18:54,246
A fost bine.
1279
01:18:54,997 --> 01:18:56,999
Ai ridicat �tacheta. Ce s� fac, Bill?"
1280
01:18:58,208 --> 01:18:59,751
"F� ce trebuie, frate.
1281
01:19:03,714 --> 01:19:05,299
�i-am zis c� te aranjez.
1282
01:19:07,342 --> 01:19:09,386
�i asta ai vrut, asta ai cerut.
1283
01:19:10,304 --> 01:19:13,390
M-ai sunat pentru �nc� un mandat.
O s� te ajut.
1284
01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:19,438
Te rezolv. Chiar aici.
1285
01:19:20,397 --> 01:19:21,773
Dac-o fac, fac ce fac eu.
1286
01:19:22,232 --> 01:19:23,692
Nu m� joc cu tine."
1287
01:19:24,943 --> 01:19:27,821
Barack era super fericit: "Bate palma, da!
1288
01:19:31,533 --> 01:19:33,118
�sta e b�iatul meu, aici!
1289
01:19:33,744 --> 01:19:35,120
E omul meu. Corect..."
1290
01:19:37,247 --> 01:19:39,958
�tia c� r�m�ne
c�nd l-a prins pe Bin Laden.
1291
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:42,336
Mai �ine�i mine? �tia.
1292
01:19:42,419 --> 01:19:45,005
A venit acolo, era gata.
1293
01:19:45,088 --> 01:19:47,633
St�tea pe peluza
de la Casa Alb�, era gata.
1294
01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:49,176
A zis: "Nu, m� descurc.
1295
01:19:53,096 --> 01:19:55,557
America, la-di-da-di,
�l avem pe Bin Laden.
1296
01:19:59,936 --> 01:20:01,104
L-am prins.
1297
01:20:01,688 --> 01:20:04,191
L-am prins ieri �n Pakistan, ora 04:00,
1298
01:20:04,483 --> 01:20:06,068
am trimis trupele SEAL s�-l ia.
1299
01:20:06,526 --> 01:20:07,903
De fapt, am fost cu ei.
1300
01:20:10,155 --> 01:20:12,532
L-am v�zut. Am zis:
"Uita�i-v� la el, chiar aici.
1301
01:20:15,786 --> 01:20:18,205
Pe geam, �i face de m�ncare,
parc� n-a f�cut nimic."
1302
01:20:19,873 --> 01:20:22,793
Zic: 'D�-mi arma. �l �mpu�c eu.
M� duc dup� el.'
1303
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,588
Dau buzna acolo �i zic:
'Bin Laden, la-di-da-di.
1304
01:20:29,883 --> 01:20:32,469
S� mergem, am ni�te pui �n avion. Hai!
1305
01:20:35,847 --> 01:20:36,765
S� plec�m naibii.
1306
01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,018
Credea�i c-am uitat."
1307
01:20:42,145 --> 01:20:44,189
Barack nu credea c� a c�tigat.
1308
01:20:44,272 --> 01:20:46,983
�ine�i minte prima dat�? "Am c�tigat?
1309
01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:50,821
La naiba.
1310
01:20:51,279 --> 01:20:52,739
M� jucam.
1311
01:20:55,075 --> 01:20:56,535
Ce naiba?
1312
01:20:57,911 --> 01:20:59,287
F�ceam mi�to de to�i."
1313
01:21:01,456 --> 01:21:03,250
"- Dle Pre�edinte.
- Cu cine vorbi�i?"
1314
01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:04,292
"Cu dvs."
1315
01:21:04,376 --> 01:21:05,377
"Scuze.
1316
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:06,753
Scuze. La naiba.
1317
01:21:07,671 --> 01:21:09,840
Trebuie s� m� obi�nuiesc.
1318
01:21:09,923 --> 01:21:10,757
La naiba, eram...
1319
01:21:11,466 --> 01:21:13,260
C�utam ceva de f�cut.
1320
01:21:15,095 --> 01:21:16,221
Cu ce m� deplasez?"
1321
01:21:16,555 --> 01:21:18,265
"Air Force One e aici, dle."
1322
01:21:18,348 --> 01:21:19,766
"Am avion? La naiba.
1323
01:21:21,768 --> 01:21:24,229
Iubito, ia uite. Michelle, avem avion.
1324
01:21:25,814 --> 01:21:27,899
Sasha, Malia, merge�i la c�pitan.
1325
01:21:27,983 --> 01:21:29,234
E avionul lui tati. Urca�i.
1326
01:21:30,277 --> 01:21:33,697
Am avion s� merg unde vreau eu."
1327
01:21:34,030 --> 01:21:36,324
�mi place cum merge. Are mersul african.
1328
01:21:38,744 --> 01:21:40,579
Mers african-american.
1329
01:21:41,288 --> 01:21:42,956
Merge �i se aud tobele.
1330
01:22:01,266 --> 01:22:04,227
Barack nu suport� reporterii care �ip�.
Nu e de acord.
1331
01:22:05,228 --> 01:22:06,980
�n primul lui an ziceau:
1332
01:22:07,063 --> 01:22:08,565
"Dle pre�edinte, min�i�i."
1333
01:22:09,107 --> 01:22:10,942
Barack: "Cine a zis asta? Cine?
1334
01:22:12,861 --> 01:22:14,404
Arat�-te s�-�i dau una.
1335
01:22:16,364 --> 01:22:18,325
Nu-mi vorbi mie a�a,
sunt Pre�edintele SUA.
1336
01:22:18,950 --> 01:22:20,994
Sunt din South Side, Chicago. ��i dau una.
1337
01:22:23,246 --> 01:22:25,290
Haide, nu �n mandatul �sta.
1338
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:28,126
Am suportat destul �n mandatul trecut.
1339
01:22:28,210 --> 01:22:30,462
Nu acum. Gata, jur.
1340
01:22:31,963 --> 01:22:33,381
Vorbe�ti cu Barry aici.
1341
01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:35,550
Barry."
1342
01:22:36,551 --> 01:22:37,844
Reporterii sunt ciuda�i.
1343
01:22:37,928 --> 01:22:39,846
Reporterii sunt peste tot, sunt...
1344
01:22:40,889 --> 01:22:42,224
Cei albi merg peste tot.
1345
01:22:43,141 --> 01:22:46,520
Nu vezi reporteri negri �n Liban.
1346
01:22:46,645 --> 01:22:47,479
Nu facem asta.
1347
01:22:49,564 --> 01:22:52,234
�ia albi sunt acolo,
Anderson Cooper, to�i acolo.
1348
01:22:52,317 --> 01:22:54,444
"Suntem aici, e o bomb� �n spatele meu.
1349
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:59,115
Tocmai a explodat. Fundul mi-a luat foc.
1350
01:22:59,199 --> 01:23:00,951
Nu �tiu cum naiba...
1351
01:23:02,285 --> 01:23:04,746
Doamne! Nu �tiu de ce sunt aici."
1352
01:23:05,038 --> 01:23:06,206
Negrii stau la TV:
1353
01:23:06,289 --> 01:23:07,916
"Ce naiba faci acolo, Anderson?
1354
01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:10,293
Pleac� de acolo.
1355
01:23:11,461 --> 01:23:13,171
Nu vreau s� v�d cum explodezi.
1356
01:23:14,381 --> 01:23:15,924
Schimb� canalul, nu vreau s� v�d."
1357
01:23:17,592 --> 01:23:19,427
Noi negrii nu mergem acolo.
1358
01:23:19,511 --> 01:23:21,721
Vor s� ne ducem, dar nu vrem.
1359
01:23:22,264 --> 01:23:24,516
Doamna din redac�ie de la CNN zice:
1360
01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:26,768
"O s�-i d�m leg�tura lui Tyrone.
1361
01:23:31,398 --> 01:23:33,567
�i d�m leg�tura lui Tyrone �n Libia.
Tyrone?
1362
01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:35,735
Ce se �nt�mpl�-n Libia?
1363
01:23:39,823 --> 01:23:40,740
Tyrone?
1364
01:23:42,325 --> 01:23:43,326
Unde e?
1365
01:23:44,327 --> 01:23:46,037
Unde e? Nu e pe monitor. Unde e?
1366
01:23:46,913 --> 01:23:49,165
Uite-l. Tyrone. Bun�, Tyrone.
1367
01:23:49,249 --> 01:23:50,709
Ce se �nt�mpl�-n Libia?
1368
01:23:51,501 --> 01:23:53,211
"Nu �tiu."
1369
01:23:56,590 --> 01:23:57,924
"Tyrone, unde e�ti?"
1370
01:23:58,675 --> 01:24:00,427
"Sunt jos �n redac�ie."
1371
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:10,312
"Tyrone, nu trebuia s� fii �n Libia?"
1372
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:15,483
"- De ce nu e�ti acolo?
- Din acela�i motiv ca tine, Kathy."
1373
01:24:20,155 --> 01:24:21,865
"Tyrone, te vor da afar�."
1374
01:24:21,948 --> 01:24:23,283
"Nu-mi pas�. Demisionez.
1375
01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:24,868
M�car sunt viu."
1376
01:24:27,037 --> 01:24:28,663
Barack e tare.
1377
01:24:30,123 --> 01:24:32,208
Vor s�-l prind�: "Dle Pre�edinte..."
1378
01:24:32,792 --> 01:24:35,003
E de�tept, totu�i a fost la Harvard.
1379
01:24:35,086 --> 01:24:37,422
Nu-l prinzi cu nimic.
Nu r�spunde la �ntreb�ri.
1380
01:24:37,672 --> 01:24:38,715
Zice: "Uite."
1381
01:24:41,092 --> 01:24:43,637
At�t spune. Nu r�spunde
la �ntreb�ri. Le evit�,
1382
01:24:44,429 --> 01:24:46,139
�i zice: "�i...
1383
01:24:46,514 --> 01:24:48,475
�i face a�a cu degetul mare.
1384
01:24:48,975 --> 01:24:51,394
Vrea s� zic�: "Te sparg
dac� te pui cu mine.
1385
01:24:52,103 --> 01:24:54,439
Mai spune tu chestii din astea.
1386
01:24:56,566 --> 01:24:57,442
Te sparg."
1387
01:24:59,527 --> 01:25:01,154
Nu r�spunde. Zice: "Uite".
1388
01:25:01,237 --> 01:25:02,572
Unu zice: "Dle Pre�edinte,
1389
01:25:02,906 --> 01:25:05,867
ce spune�i de slujbe
�i de pre�ul benzinei?"
1390
01:25:06,534 --> 01:25:07,994
"Ei bine, vezi...
1391
01:25:09,079 --> 01:25:09,913
Vezi, noi...
1392
01:25:09,996 --> 01:25:11,706
Ne ocup�m de asta.
1393
01:25:13,124 --> 01:25:16,044
�i o s� rezolv�m.
O s�... O s� rezolv�m asta."
1394
01:25:17,754 --> 01:25:20,840
Albii nu se joac�.
"Dle Pre�edinte ce e cu 'uite' �la?
1395
01:25:22,759 --> 01:25:24,970
R�spunde�i la �ntrebare."
1396
01:25:27,973 --> 01:25:30,475
"Vede�i despre ce vorbesc? Vede�i, nu?
1397
01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:32,060
Despre asta vorbesc.
1398
01:25:32,477 --> 01:25:34,771
Nu avem nevoie de asta �n �ara asta �i...
1399
01:25:35,313 --> 01:25:36,231
Ia uite.
1400
01:25:36,314 --> 01:25:38,775
Conferin�a s-a terminat.
Nu vorbi�i cu mine a�a.
1401
01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:39,901
S-a terminat.
1402
01:25:40,443 --> 01:25:41,778
S� ne urc�m �n avion.
1403
01:25:41,861 --> 01:25:43,405
Am ni�te pui �n avion.
1404
01:25:44,990 --> 01:25:45,824
Haide!"
1405
01:25:47,492 --> 01:25:49,744
O s� fac� ce vrea el acum,
nu o s� ascund� nimic.
1406
01:25:50,495 --> 01:25:53,623
O s� se certe cu Michelle
�n fa�a Casei Albe, va fi o nebunie.
1407
01:26:00,380 --> 01:26:02,882
"Bine. Dac� vrea s� plece, l�sa�i-o.
1408
01:26:06,886 --> 01:26:08,096
Dac� asta vrea, l�sa�i-o.
1409
01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,181
Nu ia elicopterul.
1410
01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:12,517
S� ia break-ul
cu care a venit de la Harvard.
1411
01:26:16,021 --> 01:26:17,105
O s� te por�i a�a?
1412
01:26:18,189 --> 01:26:19,649
�tii c� am at�tea pe cap.
1413
01:26:20,358 --> 01:26:23,361
De fapt, dac� vrei s� mergi,
Michelle, ia-o �i pe mama ta.
1414
01:26:24,654 --> 01:26:25,905
M-am s�turat, gata!
1415
01:26:27,198 --> 01:26:29,075
Nu-mi lua copiii. Sasha �i Malia r�m�n.
1416
01:26:32,912 --> 01:26:34,247
Fumez c�nd vreau, bine?
1417
01:26:35,999 --> 01:26:37,000
Sunt stresat.
1418
01:26:38,668 --> 01:26:40,712
�mi trebuie convoiul �i elicopterul.
1419
01:26:41,504 --> 01:26:43,089
Sunt pre�edintele. Am treburi."
1420
01:26:45,592 --> 01:26:47,010
Se ceart� uneori.
1421
01:26:47,093 --> 01:26:50,138
Barack o gr�be�te
prea mult c�tre Air Force One:
1422
01:26:50,221 --> 01:26:52,807
"Hai, avem pui �n avion.
S� urc�m. Hai, iubito!"
1423
01:26:55,602 --> 01:26:58,146
Michelle: "Nu m� gr�bi.
Nu lucrez pentru tine."
1424
01:27:05,278 --> 01:27:07,864
Barack: "Hai, iubito, nu fi a�a. Haide.
1425
01:27:08,615 --> 01:27:11,451
De ce e�ti nervoas�?
Ce-o s� faci? Divor�ezi?
1426
01:27:11,534 --> 01:27:13,703
Iei jum�tate de �ar�? Hai, iubito.
1427
01:27:17,582 --> 01:27:20,627
Iei jumate din Casa Alb�?
Haide. Nu e a�a grav. N-o face."
1428
01:27:22,045 --> 01:27:23,129
Michelle zice:
1429
01:27:23,213 --> 01:27:24,798
"Nimeni nu vrea �ara asta falit�."
1430
01:27:39,395 --> 01:27:42,065
Noapte bun�, Atlanta. Fi�i binecuv�nta�i!
1431
01:27:44,442 --> 01:27:47,445
Atlanta, Georgia,
aplauda�i-l pe fratele vostru,
1432
01:27:47,570 --> 01:27:50,990
Dl Chris Tucker!
1433
01:27:51,074 --> 01:27:52,867
S� v� aud�, Atlanta!
1434
01:28:05,713 --> 01:28:08,550
Sunt un arab negru. O, la naiba!
1435
01:28:15,807 --> 01:28:17,433
- Mul�umesc.
- O pl�cere.
1436
01:28:19,269 --> 01:28:20,770
Mul�umesc. Ne vedem.
1437
01:28:20,854 --> 01:28:21,896
Aici.
1438
01:28:21,980 --> 01:28:24,649
- Unde e Jackie?
- �n Hong Kong.
1439
01:28:24,732 --> 01:28:25,984
To�i suntem �eici.
1440
01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:28,153
El e �eicul Terry.
1441
01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:32,407
E a�a bogat, nici nu �tie c�t e de bogat.
At�t e de bogat.
1442
01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:34,325
C�te c�mpuri de petrol ai?
1443
01:28:34,409 --> 01:28:35,577
Nu �tiu.
1444
01:28:35,660 --> 01:28:38,121
E at�t de bogat c� nu-�i num�r� banii.
1445
01:28:38,204 --> 01:28:41,207
El e Tony. E a�a bogat �nc�t nu vorbe�te.
1446
01:28:41,749 --> 01:28:44,043
Nici nu vorbe�te, at�t e de bogat.
1447
01:28:44,419 --> 01:28:45,712
Nu... C�t e�ti de bogat?
1448
01:28:50,508 --> 01:28:52,427
�i eu sunt bogat. Recunosc.
1449
01:28:52,510 --> 01:28:53,928
Dar nu ca ei.
1450
01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:56,055
Bine, sunt. Ei sunt ai mei.
1451
01:29:03,396 --> 01:29:05,940
�mi vede�i Nike-urile. Iubesc americanii.
1452
01:29:06,024 --> 01:29:07,942
Ce chestii au americanii!
1453
01:29:08,026 --> 01:29:13,072
SPECTACOL ABU DHABI
1454
01:29:13,156 --> 01:29:14,949
De�ertul Abu Dhabi, iubire.
1455
01:29:28,463 --> 01:29:31,174
MANCHESTER, ANGLIA
1456
01:29:35,762 --> 01:29:38,890
C�mila zice: "Cine e �n spatele meu?"
1457
01:29:38,973 --> 01:29:40,308
El zice: "Cine?
1458
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:43,811
Cine are pantofi elegan�i
�n spatele meu? Uite ce pantofi."
1459
01:29:43,895 --> 01:29:46,397
LONDRA, ANGLIA
1460
01:29:46,481 --> 01:29:47,523
Bond.
1461
01:29:49,359 --> 01:29:50,401
James Bond.
1462
01:29:51,778 --> 01:29:52,737
Sunt �eicul Tucker,
1463
01:29:53,821 --> 01:29:55,031
cu Nike �n picioare.
1464
01:29:56,699 --> 01:29:58,034
�eicul Tucker poart� Nike.
1465
01:30:00,245 --> 01:30:01,955
Primim bani ar�be�ti
1466
01:30:03,122 --> 01:30:04,207
�eic, �eicul Tucker
1467
01:30:05,208 --> 01:30:06,292
- Gata?
- Da.
1468
01:30:06,376 --> 01:30:07,335
E�ti gata?
1469
01:30:07,418 --> 01:30:08,336
- Da
- Nu vorbi.
1470
01:30:08,503 --> 01:30:10,255
- Sunt gata.
- Nu vorbea.
1471
01:30:10,338 --> 01:30:11,839
Nu cred c-a vorbit.
1472
01:30:11,923 --> 01:30:13,132
- Are emo�ii.
- Hai.
1473
01:30:22,558 --> 01:30:25,478
Profit� de fiecare moment. Fiecare minut.
1474
01:30:25,853 --> 01:30:26,813
Fiecare or�.
1475
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,940
Banii nu sunt totul.
1476
01:30:29,649 --> 01:30:31,693
Banii nu aduc fericirea.
1477
01:30:32,902 --> 01:30:34,821
��i fac numai probleme.
1478
01:30:42,453 --> 01:30:44,872
La naiba. Ce �nalt e!
1479
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,526
Singapore!
1480
01:31:13,609 --> 01:31:16,446
MALAEZIA
1481
01:31:25,455 --> 01:31:29,375
COASTA DE AUR, AUSTRALIA
1482
01:31:35,548 --> 01:31:37,884
Aici �n Australia.
1483
01:31:38,593 --> 01:31:39,677
Hai cu mine iar
1484
01:31:39,761 --> 01:31:41,596
�n Australia.
1485
01:31:59,864 --> 01:32:01,407
Traducerea: Ruxandra Surlin
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