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I don't have to tell you people
times are tough.
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You read the papers.
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The country's going to hell.
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Now, you take inflation,
recession, welfare...
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There's nothing
we can do about that.
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But thanks to muggings,
malnutrition...
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assassination, and disease...
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we got a chance to make a buck.
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I can see
that some of you men...
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must be shocked by that statement...
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but I didn't write
the rules of life myself.
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No, sir.
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Mother, please!
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The cripple, the junkie...
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the wounded, and the dying...
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Society calls them all
worthless...
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but they're not worthless...
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not to us.
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To us, each one
is worth $42.50...
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plus 50 cents a mile...
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and let's not forget it.
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Goddamn it, Mother!
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When it comes to realizing
that people in distress...
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will jump into the first rig
that shows up...
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well, that's when the drive
and the enthusiasm of you men...
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will make the difference.
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But there's another
group out there, men.
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Code 3 at 1442 Wade Avenue.
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Keep it in your pants, Bliss.
I'm not through.
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But there's another
group out there, men...
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and I will not dignify
the Unity Ambulance Company...
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by mentioning its name...
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but they want our territory...
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our sick, your jobs.
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But we're not gonna let them
do it to us, are we, men?
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You bet we're not.
No, sir.
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Excuse me, Mr. Fishbine.
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We have a code 3 at 1442 Wade Avenue,
a woman in labor.
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Thank you, Jennifer.
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A woman in labor.
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What could be
more eloquent than that?
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Well, it looks like life
has its own little ways...
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of summing up the situation,
doesn't it, men?
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Gentlemen...
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the F&B Ambulance Company
is rolling!
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Show business.
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Go.
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Hold it.
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- Go.
- Thank you.
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Ha ha!
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Ugh!
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Come on back!
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Come on!
Get her back here in the ring.
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Bring her up here.
Bring her up here!
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Let me get my hands...
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You know...
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I always pictured lady wrestlers...
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as a bunch of flabby slobs
and dykes...
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but you're really
a fine-looking, delicate girl.
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Up you.
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Uh, you get a charge
out of sirens?
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I can have him turn the sirens on
for you if you want.
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Anything, as long
as it drowns you out.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, now you just
rest comfortably there.
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I don't want any jerky motions...
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or anything like that, you know.
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I think you got some trouble...
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down here in your coccygeal joint.
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Hey!
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Don't worry.
Don't worry.
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I've had two years' training
helping people.
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And I've had six years learning
how to beat the shit out of them.
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Hey! Wait a minute!
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Put your hand
on my coccygeal joint again...
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and I swear to God,
I'll pull yours off.
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OK. OK.Jesus Christ!
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Unit One?
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Unit One.
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We're a 10-9 at East Horizon.
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We've got a code 3 at a bar and grill,
62 Wynwood Avenue.
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Can you handle?
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Hang in there, Jugs.
We'll get right back to you.
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Roger, One.
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Show business.
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Driver, outside:
Hello?
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Lady, we're gonna need a name.
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Name?
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Crocker.
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Miss Crocker, have you notified
the fire department yet?
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I don't want the fire department.
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You're a private service,
aren't you?
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Yes, but we, uh...
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Well, then get him out of here.
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I've got the money.
I'll pay.
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I don't think you get the point.
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See, we can't take him
away from here...
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until he's been pronounced dead.
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Officially, that is.
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Oh.
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Are you insane?
Look at him.
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Oh, yeah.
I can see that he's stiff.
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But, you see,
according to the law...
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he's still officially alive...
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until the fire department...
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or someone with
a sheepskin on the wall...
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comes in and says no.
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Which means that someone else
is gonna have to know about this.
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Now, you want us to handle it?
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Swell.
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Unit One.
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Uh, we got a D.B. here
at East Horizon...
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Cowboy.
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Call the fire and the sheriff.
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Has anyone rolled
on that code 3 yet?
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Negative, One.
We're still waiting on you.
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Yeah. OK.
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Well, give us
a couple minutes head start...
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and then call in the troops.
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We'll try and get back in time.
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Harry says
don't get caught, Mother.
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Harry says to play it cool.
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Tell Harry...
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Davey.
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Yo, Mother.
How's it going?
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What you got?
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A female alcoholic.
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According to the bartender...
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she was sucking
on her fourth double...
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and dropped over like a rock.
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- Uh-huh.
- Dead.
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Yeah, well, I didn't figure
you guys were suffocating her.
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Got a dead swimmer.
Let's go. We're running late.
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- Uh, Mother.
- Yes, sir.
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Ahem.
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Let's see what I got here.
There you are.
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Uh, no. 3's not gonna be enough.
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I'm gonna have to have a fin.
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A fin. Look.
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We're probably gonna have to
collect this fee from the state.
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They don't pay no more than $30.
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I'm not used to
shucking out more than 10%.
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Mother, don't you read
about the cost of living?
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It's rising while we stand here.
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Now I could've called
the guys from Unity.
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Unity. Yes, yes.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Harvey, we've just corrupted
the finest driver in the county.
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Ok. We're dealing.
Check and raise. Come on.
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Hell, yes, check and raise.
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Come on. Deal the cards.
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You don't sandbag, hon.
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You ain't traveling fast enough
for this kind of company.
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Beautiful.
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I don't want any of that.
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Watch it, Anna.
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Sorry I'm late, girls.
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It's late,
but you gonna get her money.
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Ooh, we're gonna
get her money tonight.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Whoops.
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Whoa. Whoa! Aaaah!
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Helen, are you all right, dear?
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You know what to do.
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Don't waste a hernia, Albert.
That's our stiff.
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Like hell.
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Read it and weep.
We were here 20 minutes ago.
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Hey, Phil.
We called you guys in on this.
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Mother, you know better than to
run off like that from a junkie's place.
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I'm not a junkie.
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Sure. You've just been doing
needlepoint without your glasses on.
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I see it all the time.
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You gonna put cuffs on her?
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No physical evidence.
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That's why you
don't get this body.
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I figure she got rid of it
after you ran off.
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Pardon me, son.
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Ahh.
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She stuck this up underneath
the frame for safekeeping.
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You know, this gum
is really diabolical.
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I mean, two sticks
will hold that kit up.
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You can imagine
what it'll do to your teeth.
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You bastard.
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He's all yours, Mother.
Thank you.
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Hey, man.
You can't do that.
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You guys jumped their call.
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They already got another body
in their rig.
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That's illegal.
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Just common sense.
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I mean, how can you
get the stiff downtown...
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and you got two flat tires?
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Have mercy.
I thought you'd never get here.
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Huh. What took you so long?
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Helen, they're here.
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Right this way.
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Ohh. Wooh.
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OK. Take her over.
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There you go.
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- Go around?
- Around.
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Right in here, honey.
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Right in here.
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All right.
You gonna be all right.
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You all right, honey?
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Yes. She's gonna be.
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What happened?
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Her hip is busted is what it is.
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Oh. Has a doctor
taken a look at this, ma'am?
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Honey, if the doctors won't make
house calls in Beverly Hills...
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just who do you think
I'm gonna find to come down here?
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Ain't that the truth?
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Would you excuse me, please?
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We're gonna move her
over on this board.
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Thank you.
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Just a little
over that way, please.
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There you go.
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Ok. Walker?
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Yeah.
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Now we're gonna have to
move you on this board...
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so you just try to
cooperate and relax, OK?
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- You ready?
- Yep.
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Ready.
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Mmh.
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Uh. Ah...
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All right. Let's go.
1, 2, 3...
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go!
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Mmph!
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Uh, now, if you could just...
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Maybe if you could roll over
this way just a little bit...
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Would you roll over?
It would be a big help.
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Watch the arm.
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All right now.
Easy, easy.
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It's all right.
Easy. Easy now.
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Uh... sorry.
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All right now.
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Would you just move,
just a little bit, please?
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Could you pull that chair out?
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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All right?
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You got it?
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Goddamn.
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Now wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Just like I got her here.
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I can't believe this.
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Jesus.
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Ready?
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Jesus Christ.
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All right.
Hold it, hold it.
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Wait a minute.
Come on.
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00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,189
You need some help?
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00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,790
Would you?
Yes. Could you?
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Would you mind going over there?
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And if you could
get on the other side...
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and when I say 1, 2, 3,
we all lift at the same time.
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00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:13,730
Ok. Ready?
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00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,532
1, 2...
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3... up!
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Here we go.
Christ!
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Her head's in my crotch!
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OK. OK?
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All right. You all right?
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Come on.
Don't drop her, for Christ's sake.
264
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,284
Oh, here we go. Here.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
265
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,552
Here we go. All righty.
266
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,621
Down. Going down.
267
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,389
Wait a minute.
My fingers. My fingers.
268
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,424
Pull it up on this...
269
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,063
Yeah. All right?
270
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,928
All right? OK.
271
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,164
That'll be $42.50
and 50 cents a mile.
272
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:50,701
You get Helen downstairs, honey, and
I'll pay you when she's all loaded in.
273
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,602
Ohh.
274
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,341
- OK?
- No!
275
00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,110
All right now.
1, 2, 3... up!
276
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,212
Oh! God!
277
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,614
OK. Get around that corner.
278
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,351
Ohh. Oh.
279
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,652
This OK? Relax.
280
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,951
Thanks a lot.
Yeah.
281
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,699
Ooh! Agh!
282
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,763
Take it easy, boy. Ohh!
283
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,166
OK. OK.
284
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,669
Well, let me get around,
will you?
285
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,670
You got her, Walker?
286
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,275
Yeah!
287
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,177
Look out!
288
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,179
Waaah! Look out!
289
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,347
Oh, my God.
290
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,684
Waaaaaaah!
291
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,824
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
292
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,490
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
293
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,858
Ah! Ah! Ah!
294
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,395
Aaaah!
295
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,162
Aaaaaaah!
296
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,464
Aaaaaaaah!
297
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,667
No, no, no, no, no!
298
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,898
Ahh! Aaaaaah!
299
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,534
Aaaaah!
300
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,514
I think y'all
just blew that $42.50, baby.
301
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,950
Ow! Jesus H. Christ!
302
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,952
What's the matter? I never touched you.
What's the matter?
303
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,219
There's something
biting me down here!
304
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,721
That's what's the matter!
Get me out of here!
305
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,822
Come on! Get out!
306
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,324
Pull yourself out, will you?
307
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,591
I can't!
308
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,458
Would you call an ambulance?
309
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:32,336
I had a friend of mine
that smoked dope.
310
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:37,571
He set his whole house on fire.
311
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,578
And then by the time
he finished smoking that stuff...
312
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,616
he just about coughed himself
to death trying to get high.
313
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,552
Never did understand.
314
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,521
Nothing wrong with a good drink.
315
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,420
On top of that,
you look nasty when you do it.
316
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,269
No. No, thank you.
317
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,537
Help you sleep.
318
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,303
No. I've been asleep for an hour.
319
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,077
Uh-oh.
320
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,445
It's infallible.
321
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,382
I don't care what time
of day or night we pass this way.
322
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,216
Why does the Lord
tempt me this way?
323
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,588
Look, Mother.
324
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,090
Now, Harry promised
the head sister...
325
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,026
you wouldn't do
that stuff anymore.
326
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,395
I can't help myself.
327
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,125
I'm crazed.
328
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,544
Ha ha ha!
329
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,513
- You're a mean man.
- Yes.
330
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,615
You know, come judgment day,
those ladies...
331
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,051
are gonna boot your ass
right back through the pearly gates.
332
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,319
Are you kidding me?
They love it.
333
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,388
Takes the place of sex.
334
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,027
Ha ha ha!
335
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,435
Have to dignify myself...
336
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:15,172
by calling you for a lousy $24.30.
337
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,507
This is no collection agency,
you know.
338
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,443
This happens to be the owner.
339
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,978
I am the head of F&B.
That's right.
340
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,715
I shouldn't have anybody calling,
but I'm doing you this service.
341
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:30,053
I'm showing you the decency
of getting you on the phone personally.
342
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,590
That's the way I like to do things...
personally, one-to-one.
343
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,326
So if you come down here,
I'll punch you right in the mouth.
344
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,762
Don't give me that lip.
345
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,565
We were nice enough...
We were nice...
346
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,936
Mike, we were nice enough to
pay your bills, and there were a lot.
347
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,104
I am talking...
348
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,872
Shouldn't be
too much longer now.
349
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,941
I am talking to you
like a gentleman...
350
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,677
Hey, Jugs. Ha.
351
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,712
It's your lucky day, Jugs.
352
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,814
I took a rock producer
with kidney stones...
353
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,349
down to Cedars last night...
354
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:01,284
and guess what he gave me.
355
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,220
Here, well, take a look.
356
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,588
Look. Huh?
357
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,457
I've seen kidney stones before.
358
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,960
Ha ha ha!
359
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,362
No. It's two tickets to
the Cat Stevens concert tonight.
360
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:13,830
Now come on.
What do you say, Jugs?
361
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:17,134
Please stop calling me that,
Murdoch.
362
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,535
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
363
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,103
I try. I really try hard.
364
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,139
But every time I see
those headlights of yours...
365
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,710
Or honey, either.
366
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,909
My name is Jennifer...
367
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:29,379
and headlights
are found on automobiles.
368
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,415
Oh. OK.Jennifer.
369
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,217
Now will you come?
370
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,879
No.
371
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,389
All right.
372
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:46,263
I hope you have
a cold shower around here.
373
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,664
Excuse me?
374
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,167
I said, I hope you have
a cold shower around here.
375
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,740
I'm afraid I don't understand.
376
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,311
F&B.
377
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,649
Morning, Jugs.
378
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:06,716
Good morning, Mother.
379
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,251
Mr. Fishbine?
380
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,120
Mr. Speck on two, sir.
381
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,988
You know,
if I was 20 years younger...
382
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,757
I'd only be 3.
383
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,092
Mr. Fishbine wants to see you.
384
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:19,029
He's on the phone.
385
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,668
So the least you could do...
386
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,969
I happen to have the finest staff
of crack drivers in the city down here.
387
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,872
I mean, the name of F&B
has been a goddamn hallmark of...
388
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,073
Excellence.
389
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,675
Hallmark of excellence in this town.
390
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:35,145
- We care enough to send the very best.
- We care enough to send...
391
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,180
Anyway, if one of my drivers...
392
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,683
happens to fall through
your staircase and gets rabies...
393
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,685
that's your responsibility.
394
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,254
What do you landlords
use down there, anyway, balsa?
395
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,889
I'll see you in court, fella.
396
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,793
How do you fall through
a staircase and get rabies?
397
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,428
I don't know.
That pinhead Walker.
398
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,929
He gets bit by a rat last night.
399
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:54,931
You think that's funny?
He may die from it.
400
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,299
What, the rat?
401
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,034
Now look, Mother, I'm gonna
make this short and sweet.
402
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:00,503
So far this morning,
I got 3 lawsuits hanging over me...
403
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,439
I got a driver
in the hospital with rabies...
404
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,608
and there's a city council
meeting only a week away.
405
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,476
So the last thing in the world
I need for you...
406
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,511
is to give me extra schmutz.
407
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,613
I don't follow.
408
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,514
Were you out
buzzing the nuns last night?
409
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,916
They eat it up,
Harry, believe me.
410
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,251
Please leave those sisters alone.
411
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,419
It was bad enough with
the mother superior bugging me.
412
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,488
Now I got the goddamn
monsignor up my ass.
413
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,990
- Can I say something?
- No!
414
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,525
A Mr. Moran is here, sir.
415
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:23,927
Moran?
416
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,961
Some candy. Take it.
It's good for you.
417
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,396
Thank you.
418
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,798
Hi, Mother, you old mother.
How are you?
419
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,166
Whiplash!
420
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,335
You're a little
too classy for that.
421
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,604
Yeah. That's strictly
caveman material.
422
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:35,772
Yes.
423
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:39,042
Anyway, Harry, what you got?
424
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,844
I got two possibles.
425
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,979
Got a lady wrestler
with a broken hip.
426
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,514
Uh-huh.
427
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,783
You ought to be able to prove
negligence on the part of the arena.
428
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,653
She's in Hollywood Presbyterian,
room 282.
429
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:50,987
Presbyterian.
430
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,523
We'll give her a shot
of the good old moral outrage.
431
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:54,858
I'll sign her up
and get back to you.
432
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,859
Next.
433
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,761
Mrs. Natasha Gurdin...
434
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,296
413 Eli.
435
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,531
She got her hand caught
in a garbage disposal.
436
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,533
Faulty installation.
437
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:04,701
Ha ha ha!
438
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,670
Yeah, but it was
her writing hand, Whiplash...
439
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,239
so you just stick the pen
in her teeth.
440
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,941
Aren't you supposed
to be driving around...
441
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:15,145
and pulling old ladies
out of trees or something?
442
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,080
Yeah, as soon as I get my $5.00.
443
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,381
What $5.00?
444
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:20,016
$5.00 I had to pay out
for that stiff swimmer...
445
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,284
in the city bar last night.
446
00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:22,319
$5.00?
447
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,687
Yes. It used to be 3.
448
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,822
What kind of a goddamn world
is this coming to, anyway...
449
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,657
when everybody's a goddamn crook?
450
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,893
Harry, I think you could
stand the competition.
451
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,494
Oh, now look, sweetheart.
452
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:35,031
Between your beers and tapes
and all the other goddamn things...
453
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:38,101
that no self-respecting ambulance
company would let you get away with...
454
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:41,905
That's why I like working for you...
because you have no self-respect.
455
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,340
Oh, yeah?
456
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,409
Why don't you try running a company
with your nuts in a vise 24 hours a day?
457
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:49,879
And I just might do that just to
watch that vise slam shut on you...
458
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,681
when I quit.
459
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,483
Oh, dream on, sweetheart.
Dream on.
460
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,518
You need money to run a company,
your own money...
461
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,920
and you wouldn't fork over a...
462
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,055
To watch you go to jail,
I would.
463
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,758
Now this guy's outside
waiting for you.
464
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,160
I eyeballed him on the way in.
465
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,496
He's either a cop or a crook.
466
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:09,535
Well, from what this paper says,
I think he's both.
467
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,936
He's a veteran, goddamn it...
468
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,472
and we owe these people
a debt we can never repay.
469
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:20,274
Yes. You owe everybody
a debt you can never repay.
470
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,548
Yes?
471
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,950
You may go in now.
472
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,017
Thanks.
473
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,352
He's right inside, Officer...
474
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,287
but I doubt if
he'll go peacefully.
475
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:32,522
I got to hand it to you,
Whiplash.
476
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,890
You nailed him.
477
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,760
Just say I have a kind of
a sixth sense about people.
478
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,161
Either that or a big nose.
479
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,363
I'd say you had enough legal
difficulties, young man...
480
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:42,165
without adding slander to it.
481
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:45,735
That's an actionable statement
under US Code 9-53.
482
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:49,775
But only if you don't commit a 12-37
while taking that action.
483
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,211
I never heard of a 12-37.
484
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,180
You never heard of the number
you gave him.
485
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:58,415
What did he do, anyway?
486
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,649
I don't know.
487
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,084
I couldn't see anything
but the top of the paper.
488
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,385
But don't worry, Jugs.
489
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:04,548
If it's rape,
I'll get you a whistle.
490
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:10,260
Johnson, Arthur, huh?
491
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,594
Malditesta, Anthony.
492
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,197
Uh, Malditesta, Anthony.
493
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:15,465
Right.
494
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:16,833
So you're the cop, huh?
495
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,201
The ex-cop.
496
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,204
Well, your medical
and driving qualifications seem OK.
497
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,473
I drove an ambulance in Vietnam
for 3 years.
498
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:24,774
No kidding.
499
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,176
Take a seat, kid.
500
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,577
Grab a seat, any seat.
501
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,078
Come on. Sit down.
502
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,146
You know something?
503
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,414
It really used to piss me off...
504
00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:33,082
the way all
the freaks back here...
505
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:35,084
downgraded all the young men,
the young men like you...
506
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:36,886
who went off
and served their country.
507
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,988
I thought the war
was stupid and immoral.
508
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,757
I hated every minute I was there.
509
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,559
Yeah?
510
00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:46,629
Yeah. Well, there's two schools
of thought on that, right?
511
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,165
Anyway, I'm glad you got here
at the right time.
512
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,568
One of my drivers
broke his leg last night.
513
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,736
You can start filling in
for him right away.
514
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,772
I-I wasn't prepared
to start now.
515
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:56,973
Atta boy, tiger.
516
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,808
You're gonna be working
with a man named Murdoch.
517
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,810
OK.
518
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,278
Ahh!
519
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,279
Now...
520
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,348
Oh, yeah, one more thing.
521
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:09,319
This report from the police commission
said you sold drugs... cocaine.
522
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,522
Actually, it says I was
accused of selling drugs.
523
00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:13,723
Whatever.
524
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:15,158
The investigation's still pending.
525
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,895
I know, but I also know that
when cops go after other cops...
526
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:21,564
they sometimes have a habit of, uh,
pissing milk on each other.
527
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:24,734
- You know what I mean?
- I've heard that.
528
00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:26,536
I've never actually
seen it happen, of course.
529
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:30,306
Uh-huh. What I'm trying to say is,
I assume you're clean now.
530
00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:32,275
I never used drugs.
531
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,543
Oh, I believe you and all that.
532
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,715
But why don't you
roll up your sleeves for me, huh?
533
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,699
You don't usually shoot cocaine.
You snort it.
534
00:25:38,721 --> 00:25:41,168
But I'd be very happy
to blow my nose for you.
535
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,637
I'm just testing you.
536
00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:44,939
Now look, Tony.
537
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:47,241
I hope you don't think
this job's gonna be all glory.
538
00:25:47,263 --> 00:25:50,344
I know you're used to
a good-looking uniform and a flashy rig...
539
00:25:50,366 --> 00:25:51,712
but it takes more than that.
540
00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:54,949
It takes guts, compassion, and
elbow grease to finally make the grade.
541
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:56,984
You can't expect to turn
into an overnight, uh...
542
00:25:57,006 --> 00:25:57,985
Overnight, uh...
543
00:25:58,007 --> 00:25:59,220
Florence Nightingale?
544
00:25:59,242 --> 00:26:01,655
Now, I'd go easy on a joke
like that around here.
545
00:26:01,677 --> 00:26:03,324
I mean, a nice-looking fella
like yourself...
546
00:26:03,346 --> 00:26:05,759
a remark like that
could be misunderstood...
547
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:08,696
especially by a guy like Murdoch
with an all-day heat on.
548
00:26:08,718 --> 00:26:11,432
Oh, he won't be a problem.
549
00:26:11,454 --> 00:26:12,433
We've already met.
550
00:26:12,455 --> 00:26:13,834
Well, good.
551
00:26:13,856 --> 00:26:16,403
He's taking me to the Cat Stevens
concert Saturday night.
552
00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:17,605
Ha!
553
00:26:17,627 --> 00:26:19,073
You got a hell
of a sense of humor.
554
00:26:19,095 --> 00:26:20,875
You're gonna need it on this job...
555
00:26:20,897 --> 00:26:23,310
so you just work hard,
work hard, and...
556
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,677
- Keep my nose clean?
- That-a boy.
557
00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:34,021
Ha ha ha! Oh, boy.
558
00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:36,657
I'd love to give her
a shot some night, man.
559
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,459
Murdoch, we're all
gonna chip in one day...
560
00:26:38,481 --> 00:26:40,761
and buy you something
that won't fight back...
561
00:26:40,783 --> 00:26:42,463
like a quadruple amputee.
562
00:26:42,485 --> 00:26:43,731
Ha ha ha!
563
00:26:43,753 --> 00:26:46,634
Oh, great backgammon god...
564
00:26:46,656 --> 00:26:49,203
this is Mother talking to you.
565
00:26:49,225 --> 00:26:51,572
I need you now more than ever.
566
00:26:51,594 --> 00:26:54,141
Show me a sign of recognition.
567
00:26:54,163 --> 00:26:56,710
Ha! Double 4. Double 4.
568
00:26:56,732 --> 00:26:58,913
Leroy, I've just
stepped on your manhood.
569
00:26:58,935 --> 00:27:01,115
Hey! How you doing?
570
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:02,616
Turn that machine off, will you?
571
00:27:02,638 --> 00:27:03,617
Huh?
572
00:27:03,639 --> 00:27:05,051
Turn the machine off!
573
00:27:05,975 --> 00:27:08,155
We met briefly outside.
574
00:27:08,177 --> 00:27:09,690
I'm the Brown Hornet.
575
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:12,426
This is my swarthy
Filipino sidekick, Kato.
576
00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:13,427
Leroy Watkins.
577
00:27:13,449 --> 00:27:14,528
What do you say, man?
578
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:18,132
Hi. That's, uh, Rodeo
and Bliss and Murdoch.
579
00:27:18,154 --> 00:27:19,133
Tony Malditesta.
580
00:27:19,155 --> 00:27:21,205
Hey, that's headache in Italian.
581
00:27:22,825 --> 00:27:26,006
Well, luckily for you,
you're just about Walker's size...
582
00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:30,044
so you can wear one of his uniforms
until one of our tailors...
583
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:32,246
Uh, Mr. Vernet of Inglewood...
584
00:27:32,268 --> 00:27:34,215
comes in and fits you properly.
585
00:27:35,471 --> 00:27:37,384
Uh, which locker's his?
586
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,786
112, right over there.
587
00:27:38,808 --> 00:27:39,948
Right.
588
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:45,593
5 letters. He wrote something
called Look Homeward, Angel.
589
00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:46,594
Wolfe.
590
00:27:46,616 --> 00:27:47,595
Wolf.
591
00:27:47,617 --> 00:27:50,230
Wolf has 4 letters, pea brain.
592
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,933
Thomas Wolfe,
with a silent " E" on the end.
593
00:27:52,955 --> 00:27:55,302
If you've read Bambi,
you're one up in this room.
594
00:27:55,324 --> 00:27:57,605
That was a great flick.
595
00:27:57,627 --> 00:27:59,139
The part I remember most...
596
00:27:59,161 --> 00:28:02,376
Bambi's mother had great tits.
597
00:28:02,398 --> 00:28:05,517
Roll, loser.
Be a credit to your race.
598
00:28:06,535 --> 00:28:08,582
I think I'm supposed
to be driving with you.
599
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,351
That right?
600
00:28:10,373 --> 00:28:12,453
What kind of rating you got?
601
00:28:12,475 --> 00:28:14,655
Uh, EMT-2.
602
00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:17,324
Hey, Bliss, he outranks you, man.
603
00:28:17,346 --> 00:28:18,993
Ratings mean very little to me.
604
00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:22,191
I'm just doing this for a brief period
of time before medical school.
605
00:28:23,386 --> 00:28:25,499
The trick is
to try every related job once...
606
00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:28,502
find out what it's all about,
and then move on.
607
00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:29,664
Hey, Jugs!
608
00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:33,007
OK, gentlemen.
609
00:28:33,029 --> 00:28:37,077
We have a code 2, 1324 Mariposa.
Mr. Klein.
610
00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:38,239
Mother.
611
00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:43,117
Murdoch, you got it.
612
00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:46,387
Oh, come on, Mother.
I took him down the last time.
613
00:28:46,409 --> 00:28:47,388
Last time?
614
00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:49,623
What is he, a hypochondriac?
615
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,692
Worse. He's a grunt.
616
00:28:51,714 --> 00:28:54,194
It's a senior citizen to you.
617
00:28:54,216 --> 00:28:55,362
Roll, will you?
618
00:28:55,384 --> 00:28:57,231
You roll, too!
619
00:28:57,253 --> 00:29:00,236
Ok. Come on, Malditesta.
620
00:29:02,792 --> 00:29:04,204
Hey, Jugs!
621
00:29:04,226 --> 00:29:05,205
Wait a minute.
622
00:29:05,227 --> 00:29:06,571
It's my roll. I quit.
623
00:29:08,631 --> 00:29:10,874
You gonna be childish about it?
624
00:29:18,441 --> 00:29:19,987
Thank you for coming so quickly.
625
00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:20,988
He's over there.
626
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,456
Yes, Mrs. Klein.
I know, Mrs. Klein.
627
00:29:22,478 --> 00:29:23,457
I've been here before.
628
00:29:23,479 --> 00:29:24,458
He's had another relapse.
629
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,326
Yes. I've been here before.
630
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,662
Yes. OK.
You get the bedclothes.
631
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,731
I'll take care of this.
632
00:29:30,753 --> 00:29:31,893
Oh, jeez.
633
00:29:33,055 --> 00:29:34,195
Phew.
634
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:41,809
Ooh!
635
00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:43,077
Oh!
636
00:29:43,099 --> 00:29:45,112
He's a sick man.
637
00:29:45,134 --> 00:29:49,083
What are you,
too good for sick people?
638
00:29:49,105 --> 00:29:52,453
Get away then. I'll put him on myself.
I'll put him on myself.
639
00:29:52,475 --> 00:29:54,088
No, no. I... I...
640
00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:55,422
I'll put him...
641
00:29:55,444 --> 00:29:58,559
I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'm really very sorry, Mrs. Klein.
642
00:29:58,581 --> 00:30:00,461
It's OK.
643
00:30:00,483 --> 00:30:02,129
Why do you have to do this...
644
00:30:02,151 --> 00:30:03,664
every time I come, Mr. Klein, huh?
645
00:30:03,686 --> 00:30:04,698
Come on.
646
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,860
Very careful.
647
00:30:07,156 --> 00:30:11,238
This old grunt's worth a dozen trips
to the hospital every month.
648
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:14,041
They keep telling him he's getting
better and shipping him back...
649
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,443
but they...
they all know he's dying.
650
00:30:16,465 --> 00:30:20,483
I bet you his old lady's reading over
that insurance policy right now.
651
00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:26,286
As soon as we drop him off,
we'll go get a hamburger some place. OK?
652
00:30:26,308 --> 00:30:28,989
Murdoch, I think he's dead.
653
00:30:29,011 --> 00:30:30,858
What?
654
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,020
He's dead.
655
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:36,497
Oh, man.
How about that?
656
00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:40,467
Jesus!
657
00:30:40,489 --> 00:30:44,037
I hope his old lady
doesn't try to pin it on us.
658
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:48,208
Well, it's her own fault anyway.
She should have made the call a code 3.
659
00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:49,370
Right?
660
00:31:03,746 --> 00:31:06,593
Twins. 13 years old. Got it?
661
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:10,164
So I told them, why don't you both put
out for me, and I'll pretend you're 26?
662
00:31:10,186 --> 00:31:12,432
- Ha ha ha! You got it?
- I got it.
663
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:13,594
Yeah.
664
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,137
Tell me, Murdoch, um...
665
00:31:17,159 --> 00:31:19,206
Jugs... you must have
nailed her, right?
666
00:31:19,228 --> 00:31:21,441
I, uh...
667
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,043
What?
668
00:31:23,065 --> 00:31:25,746
I, well, no, not exactly. No.
669
00:31:25,768 --> 00:31:27,881
Uh, yeah, she takes off
5 nights a week.
670
00:31:27,903 --> 00:31:28,982
Nobody knows where she goes.
671
00:31:29,004 --> 00:31:30,450
Nobody ever comes
to pick her up.
672
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:31,618
Uh...
673
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,421
- I think she's a lesbian, myself.
- Why's that?
674
00:31:34,443 --> 00:31:36,890
Well, this may sound a little fatheaded,
but I rushed her pretty good.
675
00:31:36,912 --> 00:31:38,458
You know what I mean?
676
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,227
And, uh, nada. Ha ha!
677
00:31:40,249 --> 00:31:44,064
At first, I thought she was trying to
play hard to get, but then I realized...
678
00:31:44,086 --> 00:31:47,201
If she didn't dig
a really dynamite guy like yourself...
679
00:31:47,223 --> 00:31:49,336
she's probably not interested
in men in general, huh?
680
00:31:49,358 --> 00:31:51,638
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
681
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,505
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
682
00:32:13,816 --> 00:32:17,297
If you want to make small talk,
I don't have the time.
683
00:32:17,319 --> 00:32:19,403
If you want a date,
the answer's no.
684
00:32:20,489 --> 00:32:23,103
Excuse me.
I wanted a W-4 form to fill out.
685
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,939
Oh! Ha!
686
00:32:25,961 --> 00:32:27,875
But you seem to be
so hung up on yourself...
687
00:32:27,897 --> 00:32:29,567
it's a little difficult
to talk to you.
688
00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:34,181
Thanks for the instant analysis.
689
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:37,413
That's all you give people time for.
690
00:32:44,413 --> 00:32:45,859
Sniffing around Jugs, huh?
691
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,327
Hell, don't blame the boy for that.
692
00:32:47,349 --> 00:32:50,163
I wouldn't mind wandering
through that melon field myself.
693
00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:51,465
Ha ha ha!
Here. Pick one.
694
00:32:51,487 --> 00:32:53,467
Cost you $5.00.
695
00:32:53,489 --> 00:32:56,036
- What for?
- It's kind of a pool.
696
00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:58,705
A lottery on how many stiffs
we bring in by midnight.
697
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,874
Say you pick number 9.
698
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,543
We bring exactly 9 bodies by midnight,
you won yourself 20 bucks.
699
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,114
That simple, huh?
700
00:33:07,036 --> 00:33:08,015
Count me out.
701
00:33:08,037 --> 00:33:10,384
We don't kill the people.
We just bet on them.
702
00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:13,353
You seem to be a touch bashful
for a guy who used his badge...
703
00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:15,355
to sell speed to little kids.
704
00:33:15,377 --> 00:33:17,257
Wait a minute.
What speed? What little kids?
705
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:18,492
No little kids.
706
00:33:18,514 --> 00:33:20,227
And it wasn't speed; it was coke.
707
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:22,562
Speed. Coke.
Hell, what's the difference?
708
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,864
Speed's an hallucinogen.
709
00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:25,565
Eh, blow it out your ass, Bliss.
710
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,668
- I was acting on orders.
- From whom?
711
00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:29,536
Al Capone.
712
00:33:29,558 --> 00:33:32,039
What the hell are you doing
down here, driving with me?
713
00:33:32,061 --> 00:33:33,803
I don't really know!
714
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:41,048
You better not fool around with him.
He knows Al Capone.
715
00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:42,616
Who the hell is Al Capone?
716
00:33:42,638 --> 00:33:44,688
Uh, some sissy.
717
00:33:45,975 --> 00:33:48,221
No. No.
718
00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:50,958
I have never cheated you,
and I'm not about to now.
719
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:51,959
Uh, now look, uh...
720
00:33:51,981 --> 00:33:53,927
don't you call me a shyster.
721
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,228
If anybody's a shyster...
722
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,097
I'd just like a drink of water.
723
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,700
I won't even look this time.
I promise.
724
00:33:59,722 --> 00:34:01,902
You can't get offended
if I don't even look.
725
00:34:01,924 --> 00:34:04,571
Are you feeling all right?
726
00:34:04,593 --> 00:34:07,307
Oh, hi.
I'm Naomi Fishbine.
727
00:34:07,329 --> 00:34:08,909
You must be the new driver.
728
00:34:08,931 --> 00:34:11,778
My Harry said you had
an odd sense of humor.
729
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,846
I'm... I'm... I'm very sorry.
730
00:34:12,868 --> 00:34:14,114
I thought you were, uh, Jennifer.
731
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,482
Jennifer. I know, yes.
732
00:34:15,504 --> 00:34:16,616
Well, she just left.
733
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:19,987
I usually take over for her
on the late shift.
734
00:34:20,009 --> 00:34:22,756
Hello? Hello? Moran?
735
00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:25,625
Isn't it exciting to be
part of a growing company?
736
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,362
Damn it!
737
00:34:28,384 --> 00:34:32,733
Uh, Peaches, would you see if you could
reconnect me with Mr. Moran, huh?
738
00:34:32,755 --> 00:34:33,734
Of course, doughnut.
739
00:34:33,756 --> 00:34:35,268
How's it going, tiger?
740
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:36,430
Fine.
741
00:34:39,595 --> 00:34:40,574
Moran, you back?
742
00:34:40,596 --> 00:34:41,736
Yeah, right.
743
00:34:56,578 --> 00:34:57,557
Thank you.
744
00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,060
Enjoy.
745
00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:31,051
Good evening.
Be with you in a minute.
746
00:35:33,282 --> 00:35:35,798
People aren't meant
to celebrate alone.
747
00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:39,966
But what I'm celebrating
I did alone.
748
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:47,374
Oh, uh, by the way...
749
00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:50,944
thanks for filling Mother in
on the intimate details of my past.
750
00:35:50,966 --> 00:35:55,048
As a matter of fact,
he was the one who filled me in.
751
00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,950
Uh, he didn't mean anything by it.
752
00:35:56,972 --> 00:35:59,986
He was just being protective,
just being Mother.
753
00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:02,255
Oh, I understand.
754
00:36:02,277 --> 00:36:08,228
Decent people can't be too careful
working around a convicted criminal.
755
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:11,898
Oh, I didn't think you'd been
convicted of anything, just accused.
756
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,935
I've been waiting for someone
to notice the difference.
757
00:36:14,957 --> 00:36:16,670
Sit down, why don't you?
758
00:36:16,692 --> 00:36:18,434
I don't mind.
759
00:36:22,698 --> 00:36:24,144
What's your pleasure?
760
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:26,113
Cutty and water.
761
00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:30,317
Uh...
762
00:36:30,339 --> 00:36:32,652
will they decide
on your case soon?
763
00:36:32,674 --> 00:36:34,291
Any year now.
764
00:36:35,377 --> 00:36:39,459
It seems a strange time to, uh,
pick a new career for yourself.
765
00:36:39,481 --> 00:36:43,330
You don't get paid
while you're on suspension.
766
00:36:43,352 --> 00:36:46,500
This is the only other thing I'm
qualified for... human garbage collector.
767
00:36:46,522 --> 00:36:47,567
Excuse me.
768
00:36:47,589 --> 00:36:49,569
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
769
00:36:49,591 --> 00:36:52,305
I wouldn't say that around Mother.
He's easily offended, you know.
770
00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:54,241
- Oh?
- Mm-mmm.
771
00:36:54,263 --> 00:36:56,576
Yeah, you can tell
he's a very sensitive guy.
772
00:36:56,598 --> 00:36:57,577
Cheers.
773
00:36:57,599 --> 00:36:59,379
Hey, Mother's all right.
He's the best of them.
774
00:36:59,401 --> 00:37:01,314
I trust him, and I like him.
775
00:37:01,336 --> 00:37:03,316
Even though he calls you Jugs,
like the others?
776
00:37:03,338 --> 00:37:05,519
Tsk. Well...
777
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:08,722
That name really seems
to upset you.
778
00:37:08,744 --> 00:37:11,825
Well, your name is Malditesta.
779
00:37:11,847 --> 00:37:14,393
How would you like
to be called Testes?
780
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,124
Come on, now.
That's not the same thing.
781
00:37:18,146 --> 00:37:19,456
Mmm!
782
00:37:24,419 --> 00:37:27,701
You know, they talk a lot
about you, the drivers...
783
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,703
Where you go at night,
what you do.
784
00:37:29,725 --> 00:37:31,365
Murdoch thinks you're a lesbian.
785
00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:34,611
I swear.
786
00:37:36,198 --> 00:37:37,611
Murdoch couldn't get laid
in a whorehouse...
787
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,413
with a hundred-dollar bill
sticking out of his ear.
788
00:37:40,435 --> 00:37:42,553
Now, that's where you go
after work, huh?
789
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:47,621
I knew we'd find out her real job
sooner or later.
790
00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:49,356
Leave it alone, Murdoch.
791
00:37:49,378 --> 00:37:51,524
Hey, come on, man.
We got a code 3. We're rolling.
792
00:37:51,546 --> 00:37:53,357
We got to go to the university.
793
00:37:59,454 --> 00:38:02,902
Oh, come on, Speed.
Somebody could be dying.
794
00:38:02,924 --> 00:38:05,008
Good night. Come again.
795
00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:09,303
Oh!
796
00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:12,846
Hey, hey, hey!
797
00:38:12,868 --> 00:38:15,009
I'll tell you when you can drive.
798
00:38:38,694 --> 00:38:40,072
It took you long enough.
799
00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:44,911
What happened?
800
00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:47,180
Uh...
801
00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:48,648
Seconal.
802
00:38:48,670 --> 00:38:49,649
How many?
803
00:38:49,671 --> 00:38:51,651
I can't tell. A whole lot.
804
00:38:51,673 --> 00:38:55,689
A Dr. Sims will be waiting for her
at Angel of Mercy in Brentwood.
805
00:38:55,711 --> 00:38:56,690
We'll meet you there.
806
00:38:56,712 --> 00:39:00,696
Oh, well, uh, the medical center's
only two blocks away, sir.
807
00:39:02,751 --> 00:39:04,931
She needs her stomach pumped.
808
00:39:04,953 --> 00:39:06,132
OK.
809
00:39:06,154 --> 00:39:09,035
- Mercy doesn't have an emergency room.
- Are you a doctor?
810
00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:11,471
No, but I'm telling you,
she needs her stomach pumped.
811
00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:13,440
Then do as you're told, damn it.
812
00:39:14,629 --> 00:39:17,043
Uh, will you be taking
care of this bill, sir?
813
00:39:17,065 --> 00:39:18,044
What is it?
814
00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:20,241
That'll be $65.
815
00:39:25,374 --> 00:39:26,514
Thank you.
816
00:39:28,343 --> 00:39:30,423
OK. Let's move her out.
817
00:39:30,445 --> 00:39:31,958
Excuse me, miss.
818
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:34,994
Excuse me, miss.
Thank you very much.
819
00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:38,192
Watch your feet, ladies, please.
Watch your toes.
820
00:39:58,473 --> 00:40:00,587
You wanted to drive, Speed?
821
00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:01,921
OK.
822
00:40:01,943 --> 00:40:03,583
You take the wheel.
823
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,737
Should I call ahead
to the hospital?
824
00:40:15,957 --> 00:40:17,233
Murdoch!
825
00:40:20,729 --> 00:40:22,075
What are you doing, man?
826
00:40:22,097 --> 00:40:24,811
What the hell are you doing?
Get out.
827
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:27,480
Jesus! A move like that
could ruin my life.
828
00:40:27,502 --> 00:40:29,249
- Get out!
- Eat shit!
829
00:40:29,271 --> 00:40:32,752
Jesus Chri...
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
830
00:40:32,774 --> 00:40:35,388
- You're not a cop anymore, you know.
- You don't have to be to call one.
831
00:40:35,410 --> 00:40:38,558
Go ahead and call one. She's in
no condition to identify anybody.
832
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:41,327
Hey, wait a minute.
Everybody knows I drive this rig.
833
00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:44,730
- That puts you in the back with her!
- Get in there!
834
00:40:46,688 --> 00:40:48,203
Jesus!
835
00:41:09,044 --> 00:41:10,323
You want something?
836
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:11,324
Ha ha ha!
837
00:41:11,346 --> 00:41:14,627
Ah! Ha ha ha!
838
00:41:14,649 --> 00:41:16,329
So where's the mayo?
839
00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:19,432
On the side.
840
00:41:19,454 --> 00:41:21,167
You should put it on the burger.
841
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:24,370
That way you wouldn't
waste the paper plates.
842
00:41:24,392 --> 00:41:26,706
I lied 4 times in my life.
843
00:41:26,728 --> 00:41:29,108
I stole apples when I was a kid.
844
00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:31,177
I cheated on my wife once.
845
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:33,680
I even prayed for
the death of my in-laws.
846
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:36,783
All these things,
God will forgive me.
847
00:41:36,805 --> 00:41:39,352
But putting mayonnaise
on a cheeseburger...
848
00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:40,954
with peanut butter and onions...
849
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:44,323
is a sin you alone
will have to be responsible for.
850
00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:50,363
I see the people next door
are up to 17 billion.
851
00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:53,333
You must be letting
the occasional customer slip by.
852
00:41:53,355 --> 00:41:54,334
Ha ha ha!
853
00:41:54,356 --> 00:41:55,802
Don't worry about me.
854
00:41:55,824 --> 00:41:59,305
Just worry about yourself and all that
crap you pour on that beautiful meat.
855
00:41:59,327 --> 00:42:01,307
$1 .95.
856
00:42:01,329 --> 00:42:03,376
Put it on my tab.
857
00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:06,546
I already put your tab
on my bedroom wall, Mother.
858
00:42:06,568 --> 00:42:09,048
That way, when I wake up
in the middle of the night...
859
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:14,220
I can look across the room
and see my grandchildren starving.
860
00:42:14,242 --> 00:42:18,358
OK. Put the violin away.
Leroy, pay the man, will you, please?
861
00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,827
What do you mean, " pay the man"?
I didn't eat anything.
862
00:42:20,849 --> 00:42:22,962
- Pay the man.
- Come on. $1 .95.
863
00:42:22,984 --> 00:42:25,159
You gonna let him call me cheap?
864
00:42:33,461 --> 00:42:34,974
Keep the change.
865
00:42:34,996 --> 00:42:37,377
These people live
on their tips, you know.
866
00:42:37,399 --> 00:42:41,347
Unit One, a code 2 at 27 Hayes Avenue.
867
00:42:41,369 --> 00:42:42,882
An addict for voluntary commitment.
868
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:44,217
Her doctor is with her.
869
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,620
Code 2.
Let Rodeo and Bliss take it.
870
00:42:47,642 --> 00:42:52,058
Man, you know, the way I feel sometimes,
they can just take it all.
871
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,527
Ha ha ha!
872
00:42:55,016 --> 00:42:58,164
I'll give you your $2.00 back, man.
Ha ha ha!
873
00:42:58,186 --> 00:43:01,434
- No, it's not that.
- Well, what is it?
874
00:43:01,456 --> 00:43:04,437
Well, look at me.
I'm 25 years old.
875
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:07,774
- I got $8.37 in the bank.
- OK.
876
00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:12,545
The only chicks I meet are hemorrhaging
or have bullet holes in them.
877
00:43:12,567 --> 00:43:14,881
You know,
if you'd put some fertilizer...
878
00:43:14,903 --> 00:43:18,217
underneath that sad-looking mustache
you tryin' to grow...
879
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,286
you'd probably get about 3 or 4.
880
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:21,754
Come on, Mr. Tucker.
881
00:43:21,776 --> 00:43:24,223
I know you're out there.
882
00:43:24,245 --> 00:43:25,725
But what's it all for?
883
00:43:25,747 --> 00:43:30,430
It's for the greater glory of some
jive-ass crook like Harry Fishbine.
884
00:43:30,452 --> 00:43:35,401
Well, you get to ride
in the cockamamie rig...
885
00:43:35,423 --> 00:43:37,704
keep your own beer,
play your own tapes...
886
00:43:37,726 --> 00:43:39,739
work whenever you want to.
887
00:43:39,761 --> 00:43:41,407
I mean, where else
you gonna get that?
888
00:43:41,429 --> 00:43:43,409
Goodhue? Schaefer?
889
00:43:43,431 --> 00:43:44,644
Uh-uh.
890
00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:47,280
You work for them,
you work strictly by the book...
891
00:43:47,302 --> 00:43:51,818
so some jive movie star
don't sue your butt off.
892
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,353
That's no way to live.
893
00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:56,187
No, that's right, man.
It's no way to live.
894
00:43:57,779 --> 00:43:58,758
Huh.
895
00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,759
Done with this?
896
00:43:59,781 --> 00:44:01,592
Yeah.
897
00:44:02,684 --> 00:44:04,199
Come bury it.
898
00:44:05,487 --> 00:44:06,627
Coffee?
899
00:44:07,489 --> 00:44:08,568
Bromo.
900
00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:09,569
Eh...
901
00:44:09,591 --> 00:44:11,037
Goddamn it, Mother.
902
00:44:11,059 --> 00:44:12,472
Everybody else is on a call.
903
00:44:12,494 --> 00:44:14,009
Move your ass!
904
00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:18,211
Yes, sir, Mr. Harry.
We're coming right now.
905
00:44:18,233 --> 00:44:20,317
You son of a bitch.
906
00:44:32,547 --> 00:44:34,894
We got the, uh,
arm and leg restraints?
907
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:36,229
I'll get that crap.
908
00:44:36,251 --> 00:44:38,392
You just go make nice
with the doctor.
909
00:45:15,523 --> 00:45:19,772
Now, uh,
now let's be cool, lady.
910
00:45:19,794 --> 00:45:21,841
I need drugs.
911
00:45:21,863 --> 00:45:23,710
Yeah, well, I'm hip...
912
00:45:23,732 --> 00:45:26,379
um, and we'll get you some, OK?
913
00:45:26,401 --> 00:45:29,111
But now let's just...
let's take it easy, OK?
914
00:45:30,405 --> 00:45:33,152
Morphine or demerol.
915
00:45:33,174 --> 00:45:34,454
Whatever you got.
916
00:45:34,476 --> 00:45:38,291
Ok, oh, well, you see, we don't,
uh, carry any drugs in the rig...
917
00:45:38,313 --> 00:45:40,259
at least not the kind
you're looking for.
918
00:45:40,281 --> 00:45:41,728
But I'll get you some, OK?
919
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:43,596
But now...
920
00:45:43,618 --> 00:45:45,736
why don't you
just put away the gun?
921
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:51,571
Now, I wouldn't shit you, lady.
922
00:45:51,593 --> 00:45:53,906
We don't carry it.
It's the law.
923
00:45:53,928 --> 00:45:55,841
Liar!
924
00:45:57,065 --> 00:45:58,773
No!
925
00:46:10,645 --> 00:46:14,093
Ambulance needs
a black and white.
926
00:46:14,115 --> 00:46:16,229
Ambulance needs a black and white.
927
00:46:16,251 --> 00:46:21,566
Woman with a gun.
Homicide at 210 Howland Canal.
928
00:46:23,658 --> 00:46:25,742
You come out of there!
929
00:46:28,396 --> 00:46:30,343
Leroy?
930
00:46:30,365 --> 00:46:31,344
Oh, God.
931
00:46:31,366 --> 00:46:34,213
Answer me!
932
00:46:34,235 --> 00:46:36,285
You come out of there!
933
00:46:52,253 --> 00:46:54,600
Put that gun down.
934
00:46:54,622 --> 00:46:55,932
Put it down!
935
00:47:42,837 --> 00:47:44,817
Code 3, use caution.
936
00:47:44,839 --> 00:47:48,054
Code 3, code 3, use caution.
937
00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:51,157
Mother, you know you're not supposed
to carry a piece in your rig.
938
00:47:51,179 --> 00:47:54,696
Cars 9 and 14. Cars 9 and 14...
939
00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:04,070
When we match that slug
to his .357...
940
00:48:04,092 --> 00:48:05,771
he'll lose his ambulance license
for sure.
941
00:48:05,793 --> 00:48:08,673
I tell you right now,
they don't match.
942
00:48:09,764 --> 00:48:11,344
Hmm.
943
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:15,381
Yeah, if that's not the biggest
hunk of buckshot I ever saw...
944
00:48:15,403 --> 00:48:18,954
How'd you like to go
back to busting gay bars?
945
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:26,826
We're about done here, Mother.
946
00:48:26,848 --> 00:48:27,927
Go home. Get some sleep.
947
00:48:27,949 --> 00:48:29,964
We'll take Leroy with us.
948
00:48:31,452 --> 00:48:32,431
No.
949
00:48:32,453 --> 00:48:34,002
I'll take him home myself.
950
00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:40,806
Sorry, Mother.
951
00:48:40,828 --> 00:48:42,309
I really am.
952
00:49:58,051 --> 00:49:59,731
Oh, as much as I
hate to break the mood...
953
00:49:59,753 --> 00:50:02,400
it's, uh, it's midnight.
954
00:50:02,422 --> 00:50:03,935
8 bodies.
955
00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:05,370
I drew number 8.
956
00:50:05,392 --> 00:50:07,100
Any objections, huh?
957
00:50:11,565 --> 00:50:13,244
I'm terribly sorry, Mother.
958
00:50:13,266 --> 00:50:14,508
Deeply sorry.
959
00:50:17,270 --> 00:50:21,152
I suppose this is a rather
inopportune time to mention it...
960
00:50:21,174 --> 00:50:23,088
but we didn't include Leroy.
961
00:50:23,110 --> 00:50:24,856
That makes 9 bodies.
962
00:50:24,878 --> 00:50:26,291
No one drew 9.
963
00:50:26,313 --> 00:50:27,459
Hey. Wait a minute.
964
00:50:27,481 --> 00:50:29,160
Leroy doesn't count,
for Christ's sake.
965
00:50:29,182 --> 00:50:30,322
He's, uh...
966
00:50:32,052 --> 00:50:33,698
I didn't mean it that way, Mother.
967
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,467
I didn't.
968
00:50:35,489 --> 00:50:37,402
Here. I'll split it with you.
969
00:50:39,893 --> 00:50:42,102
I, uh... Take the whole thing.
970
00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:48,213
Ohh!
971
00:50:48,235 --> 00:50:50,415
Oh, God.
972
00:50:50,437 --> 00:50:51,716
Oh!
973
00:50:51,738 --> 00:50:55,687
Oh, come on, man. Are you crazy?
974
00:50:55,709 --> 00:50:57,822
Hey, stop it.
975
00:50:57,844 --> 00:50:59,491
All right. That's enough.
976
00:50:59,513 --> 00:51:00,792
Hey, take it easy, Mother.
977
00:51:00,814 --> 00:51:02,761
Stop it, Mother.
Stop it, Mother.
978
00:51:02,783 --> 00:51:03,762
That's enough.
979
00:51:03,784 --> 00:51:04,924
Knock it off.
980
00:51:08,455 --> 00:51:09,734
Aw, Mother...
981
00:51:09,756 --> 00:51:12,303
Come on, Mother.
982
00:51:12,325 --> 00:51:15,807
Bliss, you chicken, get the hose!
983
00:51:15,829 --> 00:51:18,576
Man, come on. Get up.
984
00:51:18,598 --> 00:51:20,512
Goddamn... Aah!
985
00:51:20,534 --> 00:51:22,675
Stupid nigger!
986
00:51:25,456 --> 00:51:27,603
Now, I know that it's fourth and 20...
987
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,471
and I know that
every other schmuck in the world...
988
00:51:29,493 --> 00:51:31,473
would just drop back and punt...
989
00:51:31,495 --> 00:51:33,976
but that's what separates
the men from the ladies.
990
00:51:33,998 --> 00:51:36,011
- Boys.
- Now, we're gonna pass.
991
00:51:36,033 --> 00:51:39,314
We're gonna pass, we're gonna pass,
and we're gonna score.
992
00:51:39,336 --> 00:51:41,383
Now then, first things...
993
00:51:41,405 --> 00:51:42,718
- First.
- first.
994
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,920
This franchise is not going under.
995
00:51:44,942 --> 00:51:46,321
Mother, you're gonna
double up with Tony here...
996
00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:47,789
till I get a couple
of new drivers.
997
00:51:47,811 --> 00:51:49,291
- I drive alone.
- Out of the question.
998
00:51:49,313 --> 00:51:51,927
- I drive alone!
- I said, out of the question!
999
00:51:51,949 --> 00:51:53,862
You send me out on
the code twos only.
1000
00:51:53,884 --> 00:51:56,999
That frees Rodeo and Bliss
to go out on the tough stuff.
1001
00:51:57,021 --> 00:52:01,303
- One man in a rig is illegal.
- Everything about this place is illegal.
1002
00:52:01,325 --> 00:52:03,805
Good morning, Mr. Fishbine.
1003
00:52:03,827 --> 00:52:05,907
Did I send for you?
1004
00:52:05,929 --> 00:52:08,744
No. I would like
to see you about something.
1005
00:52:08,766 --> 00:52:10,412
Well, thank you for coming.
1006
00:52:10,434 --> 00:52:12,814
Get out your pad.
1007
00:52:12,836 --> 00:52:15,017
I don't have a pad.
I never had a pad.
1008
00:52:15,039 --> 00:52:17,019
Well, then, start.
1009
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:19,021
Now, look, Mother.
What about Tony here?
1010
00:52:19,043 --> 00:52:21,523
Who does he drive with?
He doesn't have the experience.
1011
00:52:21,545 --> 00:52:22,824
Uh, pardon me.
1012
00:52:22,846 --> 00:52:26,028
Are we running a vocational school
for moonlighters?
1013
00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:27,496
I mean, no offense to you, Speed.
1014
00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:29,131
Don't worry about me, Harry...
1015
00:52:29,153 --> 00:52:30,699
Now, look, Mother.
1016
00:52:30,721 --> 00:52:34,136
Mother, you know how much this next week
means to me, to all of us.
1017
00:52:34,158 --> 00:52:37,005
When Taylor over at Unity hears about
this, he's really gonna put on the heat.
1018
00:52:37,027 --> 00:52:39,307
Now, if you leave me with only
one rig to respond to code 3s...
1019
00:52:39,329 --> 00:52:40,842
Now, wait a minute.
1020
00:52:40,864 --> 00:52:43,278
You're in no position
to argue, Mother!
1021
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,647
You'll be lucky if Murdoch
doesn't sue you for assault.
1022
00:52:45,669 --> 00:52:48,379
He sues me,
I'll beat on him again.
1023
00:52:55,079 --> 00:52:57,059
Anyway, you drive my hours...
1024
00:52:57,081 --> 00:52:59,127
you listen to my music...
1025
00:52:59,149 --> 00:53:01,530
and you pay for your own beer.
1026
00:53:01,552 --> 00:53:03,398
And yours, too,
from what I understand.
1027
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:05,033
- Yeah.
- But I accept your apology.
1028
00:53:05,055 --> 00:53:06,968
OK, understand now.
1029
00:53:06,990 --> 00:53:10,205
Whether you make it or not,
I mean, I couldn't care less.
1030
00:53:10,227 --> 00:53:13,008
If you're gonna try, then you
might as well learn from the best.
1031
00:53:13,030 --> 00:53:15,410
- Mm-hmm.
- OK.
1032
00:53:15,432 --> 00:53:17,709
Just behave yourself.
1033
00:53:20,037 --> 00:53:22,818
- So this is where you went after work.
- That's it.
1034
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,388
I am now a qualified EMT-1
and ambulance driver.
1035
00:53:26,410 --> 00:53:28,090
When do I start?
1036
00:53:28,112 --> 00:53:30,092
Honey, when I get hard up enough
to hire a woman driver...
1037
00:53:30,114 --> 00:53:31,893
I'll be dead two years.
1038
00:53:31,915 --> 00:53:33,795
But you need drivers.
1039
00:53:33,817 --> 00:53:36,031
Now, look, sweetheart,
we got enough problems already...
1040
00:53:36,053 --> 00:53:38,867
just trying to get people into
the ambulances in the first place.
1041
00:53:38,889 --> 00:53:41,703
All we got to do is hire a woman driver,
put her behind the wheel...
1042
00:53:41,725 --> 00:53:44,539
and most people would rather bleed
to death right there in the street.
1043
00:53:44,561 --> 00:53:46,808
It took me months
to complete these courses.
1044
00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:49,811
I'm just as qualified as any man.
Look. The diplomas says so.
1045
00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:51,346
All right. Why don't you
just try Unity, huh?
1046
00:53:51,368 --> 00:53:54,549
Go on. See how far this
high-class toilet paper gets you.
1047
00:53:54,571 --> 00:53:56,518
I bet you Taylor
won't even take you on.
1048
00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:58,920
He's got 15 kinds of liberation
coming out his ass.
1049
00:53:58,942 --> 00:54:01,823
I don't want to work for Unity.
I want to work here.
1050
00:54:01,845 --> 00:54:03,525
You are working here,
sweetheart.
1051
00:54:03,547 --> 00:54:06,094
Now, look.
I'll make you a deal.
1052
00:54:06,116 --> 00:54:09,698
You get back to that switchboard,
and I'll have this framed, huh?
1053
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:12,367
Mr. Fishbine...
1054
00:54:12,389 --> 00:54:14,200
frame that.
1055
00:54:28,272 --> 00:54:29,753
Oh!
1056
00:54:37,414 --> 00:54:39,429
Son of a gun.
1057
00:55:27,664 --> 00:55:28,804
Oh.
1058
00:55:44,948 --> 00:55:46,088
OK.
1059
00:55:50,387 --> 00:55:51,666
- Hey, beautiful.
- Yeah?
1060
00:55:51,688 --> 00:55:54,135
They leave you alone on a code 3?
1061
00:55:54,157 --> 00:55:55,370
That's right.
1062
00:55:55,392 --> 00:55:57,476
Well, lead on, gorgeous.
We'll help you out.
1063
00:55:58,695 --> 00:55:59,835
OK.
1064
00:56:09,373 --> 00:56:11,853
Hello.
This is Jennifer in Unit Two.
1065
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:12,854
Mrs. Fishbine?
1066
00:56:12,876 --> 00:56:14,856
Jennifer, what are you doing?
1067
00:56:14,878 --> 00:56:16,324
Never mind.
1068
00:56:16,346 --> 00:56:19,961
Have we got any calls, anything,
a code 2, 3?
1069
00:56:19,983 --> 00:56:24,132
- What in the world are you doing?
- Mrs. Fishbine, listen carefully.
1070
00:56:24,154 --> 00:56:25,867
In the drawer
underneath the switchboard...
1071
00:56:25,889 --> 00:56:29,404
there's a red book with the names of
the phony patients we carry... got it?
1072
00:56:29,426 --> 00:56:32,207
- Now, if you could just...
- Phony patients?
1073
00:56:32,229 --> 00:56:36,845
Yes. The names of the people we give
a kickback to after the county pays us.
1074
00:56:36,867 --> 00:56:40,015
Now, I need a name and an address
near the intersection of, um...
1075
00:56:40,037 --> 00:56:42,484
My Harry
would never do such a thing.
1076
00:56:42,506 --> 00:56:47,389
I am not looking for any such book
because there is no book.
1077
00:56:51,882 --> 00:56:54,229
6 to 5 you run out of gas...
1078
00:56:54,251 --> 00:56:56,301
before they do.
1079
00:58:49,232 --> 00:58:51,212
All right, lady.
What the hell do you think you're...
1080
00:58:51,234 --> 00:58:53,281
Oh, thank God you're here.
1081
00:58:53,303 --> 00:58:55,750
Oh, I got to get him
to the hospital immediately.
1082
00:58:55,772 --> 00:58:56,951
The sooner the better.
1083
00:58:56,973 --> 00:59:00,422
- The whole stove blew up.
- Oh, my God. Take it easy now.
1084
00:59:00,444 --> 00:59:03,191
Don't you know F&B?
The best darn service in the city.
1085
00:59:03,213 --> 00:59:05,226
That's right.
Here we go.
1086
00:59:05,248 --> 00:59:07,562
Thank you, Officer.
1087
00:59:07,584 --> 00:59:10,198
Easy does it.
Easy, easy.
1088
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:13,368
Oh, Officer, your car seems to be
blocking the alleyway.
1089
00:59:13,390 --> 00:59:15,203
Would you mind?
Thank you very much.
1090
00:59:15,225 --> 00:59:17,366
- Hospital. Hospital.
- Yes, yes.
1091
00:59:43,687 --> 00:59:44,899
Oh! Oh!
1092
00:59:44,921 --> 00:59:46,634
Christ, that was good.
1093
00:59:46,656 --> 00:59:50,638
Would you believe? I've never been
more terrified in my life. Whoo!
1094
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:52,173
Here. Let me help you.
1095
00:59:52,195 --> 00:59:54,676
Did you see the expression
on his face?
1096
00:59:54,698 --> 00:59:57,178
- You were brilliant.
- No, you were brilliant.
1097
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:02,217
I've decided that you're either someone
very special or a very talented liar.
1098
01:00:02,239 --> 01:00:05,552
- I'm not terribly special.
- Liar.
1099
01:00:15,986 --> 01:00:17,765
What's wrong?
1100
01:00:17,787 --> 01:00:22,036
It's just that I... I don't want you
to misunderstand my feelings.
1101
01:00:22,058 --> 01:00:26,341
I think we should
both know where we stand.
1102
01:00:26,363 --> 01:00:29,043
You tell me.
1103
01:00:29,065 --> 01:00:33,214
Well, later on, for instance,
when you take me home...
1104
01:00:33,236 --> 01:00:36,651
you'll want to make love to me,
but you won't.
1105
01:00:36,673 --> 01:00:38,319
I won't?
1106
01:00:38,341 --> 01:00:40,788
No. Because we both know...
1107
01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:43,858
that I'm not the type
to roll over on the first date.
1108
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,327
You're not?
1109
01:00:46,349 --> 01:00:50,165
So you wait a couple of nights
and, uh, feel better about it...
1110
01:00:50,187 --> 01:00:52,167
then make your move.
1111
01:00:52,189 --> 01:00:54,402
And?
1112
01:00:54,424 --> 01:00:59,307
We'll have wasted 3 whole days.
1113
01:00:59,329 --> 01:01:02,277
Well...
1114
01:01:02,299 --> 01:01:04,417
they don't call me Speed
for nothing.
1115
01:01:05,635 --> 01:01:08,686
Let's hope they don't
call you Speed for everything.
1116
01:01:38,101 --> 01:01:39,514
OK, Jennifer, now, look.
1117
01:01:39,536 --> 01:01:41,883
I can take a joke
as well as the next guy...
1118
01:01:41,905 --> 01:01:43,885
but if you don't
return that rig PDQ...
1119
01:01:43,907 --> 01:01:48,623
there's gonna be some criminal charges
involved around here.
1120
01:01:48,645 --> 01:01:51,730
Just promise me
you'll be the arresting officer.
1121
01:01:53,049 --> 01:01:54,395
Now, listen, sweetheart.
1122
01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:57,999
If you can't face me for some reason,
at least report your position.
1123
01:01:58,021 --> 01:02:00,668
Oh, maybe I should
take the rig back after all.
1124
01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:02,670
You can't.
I locked you in.
1125
01:02:02,692 --> 01:02:06,341
You have to perform an unnatural act
to find the keys.
1126
01:02:06,363 --> 01:02:08,209
Well, give me a hint.
1127
01:02:08,231 --> 01:02:11,578
Oh! Oh!
Ha ha ha!
1128
01:02:23,179 --> 01:02:25,059
If that's the way you look
after a good night's rest...
1129
01:02:25,081 --> 01:02:26,961
you ought to stay awake
for the rest of your life.
1130
01:02:26,983 --> 01:02:29,864
- Why don't you take some oxygen?
- I'll be all right.
1131
01:02:29,886 --> 01:02:32,400
- Yeah.
- Thank God it's a quiet morning.
1132
01:02:32,422 --> 01:02:34,369
That's just what I was thinking.
1133
01:02:34,391 --> 01:02:36,871
At Greenville Hills Country Club.
1134
01:02:36,893 --> 01:02:39,340
See the club attendant.
Code 3.
1135
01:02:39,362 --> 01:02:41,876
Hello.
1136
01:02:41,898 --> 01:02:44,979
Uh, that wouldn't be a Unity call
we're responding to?
1137
01:02:45,001 --> 01:02:48,149
It's a code 3,
and it's just 4 blocks away.
1138
01:02:48,171 --> 01:02:52,451
Can we help it if
we're humanitarians?
1139
01:03:09,859 --> 01:03:12,473
Eighth green. He got smacked
in the head by a drive.
1140
01:03:12,495 --> 01:03:14,342
We're bringing him in.
1141
01:03:14,364 --> 01:03:17,483
You can't drive that thing across there.
You'll wreck the course.
1142
01:03:36,186 --> 01:03:38,804
Keep off the green!
Go around!
1143
01:04:12,922 --> 01:04:14,769
Put him down, idiot.
1144
01:04:14,791 --> 01:04:16,504
It's all right.
I'm a doctor.
1145
01:04:16,526 --> 01:04:21,242
Christ, today's Wednesday.
You must all be doctors.
1146
01:04:21,264 --> 01:04:25,646
You just sent this man into shock.
What are you, a vet?
1147
01:04:25,668 --> 01:04:28,349
I happen to be the finest
dermatologist in the city.
1148
01:04:28,371 --> 01:04:32,787
Yeah. Well, if acne breaks out,
we'll let you know.
1149
01:04:32,809 --> 01:04:36,391
Here. You take the wood covers,
fill them up with sand, please.
1150
01:04:36,413 --> 01:04:37,592
All right.
1151
01:04:37,614 --> 01:04:44,260
Ton, you hold his neck straight until
we can wedge him in on either side.
1152
01:04:45,755 --> 01:04:47,702
Oh, damn!
1153
01:05:04,474 --> 01:05:06,821
Uh, thanks a lot, Albert.
We got him.
1154
01:05:06,843 --> 01:05:08,489
No. We ain't leaving here
without him, Mother.
1155
01:05:08,511 --> 01:05:10,625
You don't shaft this nigger
twice in one week.
1156
01:05:10,647 --> 01:05:13,628
Please, Albert, not in mixed company.
We were here first.
1157
01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:15,859
That's what the injuns
keep saying, Jim.
1158
01:05:17,253 --> 01:05:20,768
This man is an epileptic.
Here. Hold his head, Tony.
1159
01:05:20,790 --> 01:05:22,804
You better sit on his legs here.
1160
01:05:22,826 --> 01:05:26,007
Give me that putter there.
Give me that putter.
1161
01:05:26,029 --> 01:05:27,542
Sit on his legs.
1162
01:05:27,564 --> 01:05:29,243
Sit on his legs!
1163
01:05:29,265 --> 01:05:32,346
For crying out loud,
sit on his legs!
1164
01:05:32,368 --> 01:05:34,179
Think that's gonna help?
1165
01:05:36,773 --> 01:05:38,185
Thank you.
1166
01:05:39,676 --> 01:05:42,156
OK. Thank you, Albert.
1167
01:05:42,178 --> 01:05:43,925
Thank you.
1168
01:05:43,947 --> 01:05:46,224
Thank you, Albert.
1169
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,164
Smooth job, Mother.
We'll take it from here.
1170
01:05:50,186 --> 01:05:51,833
Hey, man, I earned this.
1171
01:05:51,855 --> 01:05:54,202
Too true, man, but face it...
1172
01:05:54,224 --> 01:05:56,204
even though you got
the baddest rig in town...
1173
01:05:56,226 --> 01:05:59,707
how you gonna get this dude downtown
on two flat tires?
1174
01:05:59,729 --> 01:06:01,075
No, you didn't.
1175
01:06:01,097 --> 01:06:03,544
You must have run over
a couple of them new steel tees.
1176
01:06:03,566 --> 01:06:05,775
No, you didn't.
1177
01:06:08,471 --> 01:06:10,418
You're gonna get the bill
for that, Taylor.
1178
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:14,121
You know, those tires your boys slashed,
they weren't scooter tires.
1179
01:06:14,143 --> 01:06:15,389
No, sir.
They... They were...
1180
01:06:15,411 --> 01:06:18,626
- $64.50.
- They were $64.50.
1181
01:06:18,648 --> 01:06:22,964
- And they didn't slash the tires.
- That's right, $64.50 apiece, times two.
1182
01:06:22,986 --> 01:06:25,233
You know what... Well, you're
gonna find out what that is.
1183
01:06:25,255 --> 01:06:28,205
- They just let the air out.
- I know what they did. Well, why'd you...
1184
01:06:29,225 --> 01:06:30,872
Don't tell me.
1185
01:06:30,894 --> 01:06:34,408
After yesterday, the switchboard
suddenly looks good to you, huh?
1186
01:06:34,430 --> 01:06:36,410
I heard about what happened, Jugs.
1187
01:06:36,432 --> 01:06:39,280
You stick to your guns.
Women drivers are long overdue.
1188
01:06:39,302 --> 01:06:42,750
You know, sweetheart, I could have you
arrested for stealing an ambulance.
1189
01:06:42,772 --> 01:06:45,219
Mr. Moran advises me otherwise.
1190
01:06:45,241 --> 01:06:49,090
He says since I'm an accredited driver
and technically in your employ...
1191
01:06:49,112 --> 01:06:51,926
- Moran? When did you talk to that crook?
- This morning.
1192
01:06:51,948 --> 01:06:55,196
He says I have an airtight
discrimination in employment suit...
1193
01:06:55,218 --> 01:06:56,898
which could bankrupt this company.
1194
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:58,733
This company is bankrupt.
1195
01:06:58,755 --> 01:07:01,302
Now, look, sweetheart, you'd
have to live with the other drivers.
1196
01:07:01,324 --> 01:07:03,304
Do you realize that?
Sleep with them.
1197
01:07:03,326 --> 01:07:05,540
I can't afford
separate quarters for you...
1198
01:07:05,562 --> 01:07:08,509
and what about when those guys start
sleepwalking about 3:00 in the morning?
1199
01:07:08,531 --> 01:07:11,445
No upper berth will be too high.
I can promise you that.
1200
01:07:11,467 --> 01:07:13,748
And then you got some half-assed Romeo
like Tony moving in on you...
1201
01:07:13,770 --> 01:07:16,918
- I've already slept with him.
- Oh, fantastic!
1202
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:19,149
Close.
1203
01:07:20,243 --> 01:07:22,123
Look.
It works out just great.
1204
01:07:22,145 --> 01:07:25,192
- No, it doesn't.
- It does. She rides with Speed.
1205
01:07:25,214 --> 01:07:26,527
No way!
1206
01:07:26,549 --> 01:07:28,529
You wouldn't want to break up
a matched couple, right?
1207
01:07:28,551 --> 01:07:32,066
OK. Then I get my rig back.
Now, that gives you an extra unit.
1208
01:07:32,088 --> 01:07:33,801
Thanks very much, Mother.
1209
01:07:33,823 --> 01:07:36,737
- And I'd like one with clean sheets.
- Why don't you be nice?
1210
01:07:36,759 --> 01:07:38,439
"Be nice."
This girl's too green.
1211
01:07:38,461 --> 01:07:41,142
I can't send her out with somebody
who's been driving less than a week.
1212
01:07:41,164 --> 01:07:43,477
Then I'll ride with Mother and Tony
until I'm broken in.
1213
01:07:43,499 --> 01:07:47,782
No women allowed in my rig unless
they're flat on my back and bleeding.
1214
01:07:47,804 --> 01:07:50,451
But you just said you were
in favor of women driving.
1215
01:07:50,473 --> 01:07:53,788
- I am, but not in my rig. Now...
- What about my rights?
1216
01:07:53,810 --> 01:07:56,357
Oh, you got your rights,
and I have mine. Now...
1217
01:07:56,379 --> 01:07:59,894
Well, I'm afraid you gentlemen have
left me with no alternative. I'll sue.
1218
01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:01,996
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
Get me Moran on the phone.
1219
01:08:02,018 --> 01:08:03,497
Yeah. Get Whiplash.
1220
01:08:03,519 --> 01:08:06,400
I am not a secretary anymore.
1221
01:08:06,422 --> 01:08:09,170
You will be, damn it!
You will be after I straighten him out!
1222
01:08:09,192 --> 01:08:11,173
Give him hell, Harry!
1223
01:08:13,529 --> 01:08:15,476
Unit One.
1224
01:08:17,734 --> 01:08:19,747
Oh, Unit One?
1225
01:08:19,769 --> 01:08:20,982
Unit One.
1226
01:08:21,004 --> 01:08:23,517
Mr. Tucker, you have a code 3.
1227
01:08:23,539 --> 01:08:26,854
415 West Washington.
1228
01:08:26,876 --> 01:08:30,992
Unit One, 10-4.
1229
01:08:31,014 --> 01:08:34,562
I was supposed to
ride this rig alone.
1230
01:08:34,584 --> 01:08:37,294
Now I don't have any room
for the patient.
1231
01:08:45,228 --> 01:08:46,540
Hello.
1232
01:08:46,562 --> 01:08:48,709
I'm up here.
1233
01:08:48,731 --> 01:08:51,213
Just come up the stairs.
1234
01:08:54,470 --> 01:08:58,219
I was just going out
to get the mail...
1235
01:08:58,241 --> 01:09:00,821
so I didn't bother
to put on any underwear...
1236
01:09:00,843 --> 01:09:03,858
and by the time
I felt the zipper catch...
1237
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,340
it was too late.
1238
01:09:11,929 --> 01:09:14,209
Jugsy!
1239
01:09:14,231 --> 01:09:15,544
Put the gurney down.
1240
01:09:15,566 --> 01:09:16,811
This is it.
Life or death.
1241
01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:18,848
Finally got your chance.
1242
01:09:23,173 --> 01:09:24,419
Oh, no.
1243
01:09:24,441 --> 01:09:25,453
Come back here.
1244
01:09:25,475 --> 01:09:28,290
Does she have to?
1245
01:09:28,312 --> 01:09:31,092
Uh, yes, sir,
she's first-rate, the best we got...
1246
01:09:31,114 --> 01:09:33,428
with the dedication
of a jungle missionary.
1247
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:35,630
I'm all thumbs myself.
1248
01:09:35,652 --> 01:09:37,098
You are disgusting.
1249
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,133
- Yes.
- Mother, I...
1250
01:09:38,155 --> 01:09:39,935
No. Wait, wait.
What is this?
1251
01:09:39,957 --> 01:09:42,671
Selective medical attention?
That's beautiful.
1252
01:09:42,693 --> 01:09:45,974
First day riding with me,
and you're a specialist?
1253
01:09:45,996 --> 01:09:47,738
Get in there.
1254
01:09:56,607 --> 01:09:58,887
Aah!
1255
01:09:58,909 --> 01:10:00,755
It's really stuck in there.
1256
01:10:00,777 --> 01:10:03,191
Yank it down.
1257
01:10:03,213 --> 01:10:04,626
No!
1258
01:10:04,648 --> 01:10:05,760
Well, look, champ.
1259
01:10:05,782 --> 01:10:08,063
You want to sit there like that
for the rest of your life?
1260
01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:10,232
- Uh-uh.
- OK.
1261
01:10:10,254 --> 01:10:12,667
I'll try to be as careful as I can.
1262
01:10:12,689 --> 01:10:14,864
Oh, please.
1263
01:10:16,627 --> 01:10:18,907
Now, don't excite the man.
1264
01:10:18,929 --> 01:10:24,016
That thing swells up, those zipper marks
are gonna look like tire tracks.
1265
01:10:24,935 --> 01:10:28,543
Oww! Ohh!
1266
01:10:35,846 --> 01:10:39,194
Well, he said he'd only
be in there 20 minutes.
1267
01:10:39,216 --> 01:10:41,830
Institute of Sexual Awareness.
1268
01:10:41,852 --> 01:10:46,067
Oh, that feels good.
Take it down here.
1269
01:10:46,089 --> 01:10:49,504
Ahh, that's so nice.
1270
01:10:49,526 --> 01:10:52,574
Hey, what's the
"Tahitian Titillation"?
1271
01:10:52,596 --> 01:10:55,777
The same thing you're getting,
except I wear a sarong.
1272
01:10:55,799 --> 01:11:00,249
I see. And... Ooh!
1273
01:11:03,206 --> 01:11:06,955
Oh, I knew it was
too good to be true.
1274
01:11:06,977 --> 01:11:09,357
- Mother.
- Hello, Marsha.
1275
01:11:09,379 --> 01:11:11,493
What have you got for a hangover?
1276
01:11:11,515 --> 01:11:13,495
A dime for a cup of coffee.
1277
01:11:13,517 --> 01:11:16,033
Oh! A mean one.
1278
01:11:18,055 --> 01:11:20,332
Gimme the B-12, please.
1279
01:11:21,925 --> 01:11:23,772
All right, darling.
1280
01:11:23,794 --> 01:11:26,879
Bend over and drop your veil.
1281
01:11:33,070 --> 01:11:37,218
All right.
But no funny stuff this time.
1282
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:42,023
Honey, if you can't tell
which one is the needle by now...
1283
01:11:42,045 --> 01:11:44,793
Hey, what's that?
1284
01:11:44,815 --> 01:11:47,095
Nothing.
1285
01:11:47,117 --> 01:11:48,396
Really.
1286
01:11:48,418 --> 01:11:51,162
Well, how often a year
do you get a telegram?
1287
01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:04,311
You've been reinstated.
1288
01:12:06,870 --> 01:12:08,647
You going back?
1289
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,286
Unit One.
1290
01:12:11,308 --> 01:12:13,421
A code 3.
1291
01:12:13,443 --> 01:12:15,290
Unit One, 10-1.
1292
01:12:15,312 --> 01:12:19,160
Lucky's Market,
2611 Lincoln Boulevard.
1293
01:12:19,182 --> 01:12:21,357
The woman is in labor.
1294
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,133
We're on our way. 10-4.
1295
01:12:25,155 --> 01:12:26,368
I'll get Mother.
1296
01:12:26,390 --> 01:12:28,667
Oh, we'll be back
before he notices we're gone.
1297
01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:31,606
So it's a woman in labor.
1298
01:12:31,628 --> 01:12:36,711
We're both fully accredited,
and you can drive this rig.
1299
01:12:36,733 --> 01:12:38,043
I'll do it.
1300
01:13:16,873 --> 01:13:18,086
- You ready?
- Wait.
1301
01:13:18,108 --> 01:13:19,087
- Ready.
- Ready?
1302
01:13:19,109 --> 01:13:20,249
Go.
1303
01:13:30,387 --> 01:13:31,666
How close are we?
1304
01:13:31,688 --> 01:13:33,034
It's her fifth baby.
1305
01:13:33,056 --> 01:13:34,536
Any second.
1306
01:13:34,558 --> 01:13:35,537
Uh, Southside Emergency.
1307
01:13:35,559 --> 01:13:38,007
5 blocks down.
Take a right.
1308
01:13:46,970 --> 01:13:51,523
Dr. Binder. Dr. Binder, line 3, please.
1309
01:14:01,418 --> 01:14:02,897
What do you got?
1310
01:14:02,919 --> 01:14:04,899
- She's giving birth any second.
- Who's her doctor?
1311
01:14:04,921 --> 01:14:06,901
- She hasn't got one.
- Then she goes to County.
1312
01:14:06,923 --> 01:14:08,970
- There's no time.
- We're full up here.
1313
01:14:08,992 --> 01:14:11,167
Besides, we don't handle
obstetrics in Emergency.
1314
01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:16,911
I don't think you understood me.
This woman's about to have a baby.
1315
01:14:16,933 --> 01:14:20,315
And I don't think you understood me.
We don't handle that here.
1316
01:14:20,337 --> 01:14:23,651
The quicker you get her out, the better
chance you have to making it to County.
1317
01:14:23,673 --> 01:14:25,253
- Let's go.
- But wait...
1318
01:14:25,275 --> 01:14:26,756
Let's go.
1319
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:38,733
How much farther?
1320
01:14:38,755 --> 01:14:40,395
5 or 6 minutes.
1321
01:14:42,559 --> 01:14:44,439
Tony. Tony!
1322
01:14:44,461 --> 01:14:46,272
It's coming.
1323
01:15:03,446 --> 01:15:04,586
All right.
1324
01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:09,831
Bear down.
1325
01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:12,367
Unh!
1326
01:15:12,389 --> 01:15:13,529
Push.
1327
01:15:14,724 --> 01:15:17,038
The head's coming out.
1328
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:18,541
Here he comes. Yes.
1329
01:15:20,830 --> 01:15:22,914
- OK.
- Bear down.
1330
01:15:28,071 --> 01:15:29,817
There it is.
1331
01:15:29,839 --> 01:15:31,519
Ha ha! You're a mother.
1332
01:15:31,541 --> 01:15:32,919
Ha ha ha ha!
1333
01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:37,725
Look.
1334
01:15:37,747 --> 01:15:39,956
- It's all right.
- Look there.
1335
01:16:04,641 --> 01:16:05,720
My God.
1336
01:16:05,742 --> 01:16:07,450
She's hemorrhaging.
1337
01:16:18,888 --> 01:16:21,199
It's not working.
1338
01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:31,512
I can't stop it.
1339
01:16:31,534 --> 01:16:32,844
Keep trying.
1340
01:17:00,597 --> 01:17:01,805
Tony?
1341
01:17:16,613 --> 01:17:18,663
It's all right, Jennifer.
1342
01:17:21,418 --> 01:17:23,502
We have to cut the cord.
1343
01:17:33,496 --> 01:17:35,580
Oh, we're not supposed to.
1344
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:42,183
That's for the doctor.
The, uh... The hospital.
1345
01:17:42,205 --> 01:17:45,051
It's all right, Jennifer.
Everything's gonna be fine.
1346
01:17:46,509 --> 01:17:48,456
Everything will be all right, Jen.
1347
01:18:23,613 --> 01:18:26,823
I think I'll go down to the corner
for some coffee. Want some?
1348
01:18:28,718 --> 01:18:34,235
I can make it,
unless you want the walk.
1349
01:18:34,257 --> 01:18:37,538
It's not the fact
that it happened, Jen.
1350
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:39,807
It's just that...
1351
01:18:39,829 --> 01:18:42,345
I felt so damn helpless.
1352
01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:44,645
Mr. Christian?
1353
01:18:44,667 --> 01:18:46,647
I want you.
1354
01:18:46,669 --> 01:18:48,483
You, too, Bubbles.
1355
01:18:48,505 --> 01:18:51,119
Got a big meeting
down at City Hall.
1356
01:18:51,141 --> 01:18:54,590
Harry wants a show of force,
and we're it.
1357
01:18:56,346 --> 01:19:01,331
Uh, if you understand me,
rap on the wall.
1358
01:19:03,286 --> 01:19:04,994
I'll get the coffee.
1359
01:19:08,158 --> 01:19:11,607
Snow white and 7 cubes for me.
1360
01:19:15,465 --> 01:19:17,545
Got it hand it to you, Jugs.
1361
01:19:17,567 --> 01:19:22,211
One quick flip in the sack,
and you got him going for the coffee.
1362
01:19:25,675 --> 01:19:27,292
Oh, you're good.
1363
01:19:28,778 --> 01:19:32,260
Doesn't anything
bother you anymore?
1364
01:19:32,282 --> 01:19:36,130
You've been playing that stupid role
so long that...
1365
01:19:36,152 --> 01:19:39,863
nothing finally moves you anymore?
1366
01:19:43,059 --> 01:19:46,770
So a couple of people
died in the van last night, huh?
1367
01:19:52,035 --> 01:19:54,949
I held a bloody baby in my arms.
1368
01:19:54,971 --> 01:19:57,749
Watched the mother...
1369
01:20:04,881 --> 01:20:08,329
And what you witnessed...
1370
01:20:08,351 --> 01:20:10,998
was a massive hemorrhage...
1371
01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:14,001
which no doctor in the world
could have stopped...
1372
01:20:14,023 --> 01:20:16,937
with the equipment
that we carry in that rig.
1373
01:20:18,461 --> 01:20:23,077
You did your best.
You saved the kid.
1374
01:20:23,099 --> 01:20:25,112
But that doesn't count.
1375
01:20:25,134 --> 01:20:29,483
You know, if every driver
who lost two patients in one day quit...
1376
01:20:29,505 --> 01:20:31,619
we wouldn't have any drivers.
1377
01:20:34,004 --> 01:20:37,686
You go around stomping and
demanding rights and responsibility.
1378
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,325
Well, you got it.
1379
01:20:40,945 --> 01:20:43,692
And this is as good as it gets.
1380
01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:46,728
"We don't take obstetrics here."
1381
01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,492
That's what he said.
1382
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,668
It's just... not good enough.
1383
01:20:52,690 --> 01:20:57,039
Because it doesn't fit
your idea of life.
1384
01:20:57,061 --> 01:21:00,806
Because people don't suffer
the way you want them to.
1385
01:21:04,435 --> 01:21:06,081
So what are you gonna do?
1386
01:21:06,103 --> 01:21:10,280
You're gonna pull a Speed and bail out
because you can't live your fantasies?
1387
01:21:15,713 --> 01:21:18,889
How am I gonna get my coffee?
Mouth-to-mouth or what?
1388
01:21:20,818 --> 01:21:22,731
Keep your back turned, Mother.
1389
01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,393
I got to get some clothes on.
1390
01:21:45,042 --> 01:21:48,059
Now then,
since we're all here...
1391
01:21:50,347 --> 01:21:51,927
Bluntly, gentlemen...
1392
01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:54,162
the operating records
of your two companies...
1393
01:21:54,184 --> 01:21:56,859
are, to be generous, dismal.
1394
01:21:58,689 --> 01:22:01,570
Granted,
you're both understaffed...
1395
01:22:01,592 --> 01:22:05,073
with insufficient equipment,
forced to work long hours.
1396
01:22:05,095 --> 01:22:08,076
Um, Mr. Warren,
my company is still young...
1397
01:22:08,098 --> 01:22:11,680
but I feel that we are
vitally important to the area.
1398
01:22:11,702 --> 01:22:16,351
Give us a chance to grow, to, uh,
proliferate through the community.
1399
01:22:16,373 --> 01:22:17,785
Yeah. Like syphilis.
1400
01:22:21,045 --> 01:22:23,125
I should like to point out...
1401
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:25,193
that the counsel
notes with admiration...
1402
01:22:25,215 --> 01:22:28,030
the efforts Mr. Taylor has made
to hire minorities.
1403
01:22:28,052 --> 01:22:31,800
Oh, yeah? Yeah?
What about a woman?
1404
01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:33,201
Does he have a woman?
1405
01:22:33,223 --> 01:22:35,470
I do.
She's out there somewhere.
1406
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:38,307
They're right behind me.
1407
01:22:38,329 --> 01:22:42,844
This, uh...
This is, uh, the woman...
1408
01:22:42,866 --> 01:22:46,748
and, uh, I feel that
she's worth 4 blacks...
1409
01:22:46,770 --> 01:22:48,984
the future draft rights
to 3 Chicanos...
1410
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:51,147
and a Chinaman
to be named later, sir.
1411
01:22:52,076 --> 01:22:53,388
You bet she is.
1412
01:22:53,410 --> 01:22:54,856
We will get a woman.
1413
01:22:54,878 --> 01:22:58,725
I mean, as soon as we get
separate bunk room facilities.
1414
01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:02,331
Didn't you try that one on Jugs?
1415
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:03,465
Yeah. She wouldn't buy it.
1416
01:23:03,487 --> 01:23:05,000
Gentlemen, please.
1417
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:07,836
These arguments are academic.
1418
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:12,341
By all rights, the logical choice
for the city to make...
1419
01:23:12,363 --> 01:23:14,003
is the Unity Company.
1420
01:23:15,733 --> 01:23:16,945
Somebody greased him.
1421
01:23:16,967 --> 01:23:18,380
Why didn't you get in there
and make an offer?
1422
01:23:18,402 --> 01:23:21,083
You can't bribe a city official
with an IOU.
1423
01:23:21,105 --> 01:23:23,151
Well, Your Honor, I object.
1424
01:23:23,173 --> 01:23:25,253
All right.
I object to the objection, sir.
1425
01:23:25,275 --> 01:23:26,321
He cannot object...
1426
01:23:26,343 --> 01:23:28,457
Mr. Moran,
this is not a court of law.
1427
01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:31,126
You can't object to anything here,
and you can't...
1428
01:23:31,148 --> 01:23:34,329
I object to this whole
rotten, stinking fix.
1429
01:23:34,351 --> 01:23:37,332
This is still the United States
of America, goddamn it.
1430
01:23:37,354 --> 01:23:39,134
Los Angeles, California.
1431
01:23:39,156 --> 01:23:40,936
Land of the free
and home of the...
1432
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:42,504
Rams and the Dodgers.
1433
01:23:42,526 --> 01:23:44,940
Gentlemen...
1434
01:23:44,962 --> 01:23:48,677
the city council has voted freely
and democratically, Mr. Fishbine...
1435
01:23:48,699 --> 01:23:51,546
not to award the territory
to either one of you.
1436
01:23:51,568 --> 01:23:52,981
What? No. Wait a minute.
1437
01:23:53,003 --> 01:23:54,282
What are you talking about?
1438
01:23:54,304 --> 01:23:55,283
Please.
1439
01:23:55,305 --> 01:23:58,220
In short,
since neither company...
1440
01:23:58,242 --> 01:24:02,758
has facilities and equipment necessary
to service the entire area...
1441
01:24:02,780 --> 01:24:07,162
the new contracts will be awarded
to an existing larger company.
1442
01:24:09,486 --> 01:24:12,567
There must be another way, Mr. Warren.
It has to be.
1443
01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:15,570
My men did not go through
months of training...
1444
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:17,706
and sacrifice to themselves
and their families...
1445
01:24:17,728 --> 01:24:19,408
to be thrown out of work.
1446
01:24:19,430 --> 01:24:24,312
You cannot wipe that effort out
with one stroke of a bureaucratic pen.
1447
01:24:24,334 --> 01:24:26,481
What if we merged?
1448
01:24:26,503 --> 01:24:29,051
- Merge?
- I mean, become one company.
1449
01:24:29,073 --> 01:24:31,653
Then we'd be strong enough
and large enough...
1450
01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:33,922
to service the area.
1451
01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:37,225
I don't know.
1452
01:24:37,247 --> 01:24:40,028
Well, in my opinion...
1453
01:24:40,050 --> 01:24:43,231
and speaking, uh, ex officio...
1454
01:24:43,253 --> 01:24:44,966
so to speak...
1455
01:24:44,988 --> 01:24:47,536
uh, such a company
would have to operate...
1456
01:24:47,558 --> 01:24:49,705
under a period of probation...
1457
01:24:49,727 --> 01:24:50,806
- Accepted.
- to which...
1458
01:24:50,828 --> 01:24:52,107
Accepted.
1459
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:54,270
Now what do you have
to say to that, Fishbine?
1460
01:24:55,466 --> 01:24:57,112
What would we call it?
1461
01:24:57,134 --> 01:25:00,015
Unity.
It has the right ring to it.
1462
01:25:00,037 --> 01:25:01,850
You know, under the circumstances.
1463
01:25:01,872 --> 01:25:03,552
Well, I kind of like F&B.
1464
01:25:03,574 --> 01:25:05,520
It's, uh, catchy.
What can I tell you?
1465
01:25:05,542 --> 01:25:09,191
Tell me something, Fishbine...
What in the hell does F&B stand for?
1466
01:25:09,213 --> 01:25:10,796
Fishbine and what?
1467
01:25:14,118 --> 01:25:15,758
Fish and bine.
1468
01:25:16,954 --> 01:25:20,702
Well, I couldn't call it
the " F" Ambulance Company, could I?
1469
01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:24,139
I assume that none of you drivers
has any objection to this arrangement.
1470
01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:26,174
I'd consider it
a rare opportunity...
1471
01:25:26,196 --> 01:25:29,372
to drive with an Afro-American
on a one-to-one basis.
1472
01:25:34,071 --> 01:25:36,587
Well, after you, I'd sooner
drive with a walleyed pygmy.
1473
01:25:38,142 --> 01:25:42,591
I hate to break up Brotherhood Week
here, gentlemen...
1474
01:25:42,613 --> 01:25:44,559
but I don't agree...
1475
01:25:44,581 --> 01:25:47,429
and these men
all have contracts with me.
1476
01:25:47,451 --> 01:25:48,764
- Mr. Taylor.
- Yes?
1477
01:25:48,786 --> 01:25:51,099
Code 3 at 425 Rose Avenue.
1478
01:25:51,121 --> 01:25:52,467
That's 425 Rose Avenue.
1479
01:25:52,489 --> 01:25:53,769
What kind of a setup...
1480
01:25:53,791 --> 01:25:55,670
425 Rose Avenue?
1481
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,339
Why do I know that address?
1482
01:25:57,361 --> 01:25:59,307
Holy shit! That's F&B!
1483
01:25:59,329 --> 01:26:01,543
Come on! Get rolling!
Let's go!
1484
01:26:01,565 --> 01:26:04,012
Gentlemen, we're not through yet!
1485
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:06,744
We're not through.
1486
01:26:35,966 --> 01:26:37,811
Mrs. Fishbine.
1487
01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:42,377
Come in, Mrs. Fishbine.
1488
01:26:44,308 --> 01:26:47,322
Come in, Mrs. Fishbine.
1489
01:26:47,344 --> 01:26:49,758
Hello?
1490
01:26:49,780 --> 01:26:52,127
Where is everybody?
1491
01:26:52,149 --> 01:26:54,196
Huh?
1492
01:26:54,218 --> 01:26:58,567
Uh, my friend and I
are waiting, goddamn it!
1493
01:26:58,589 --> 01:27:00,969
Murdoch, what the hell
are you doing down there?
1494
01:27:00,991 --> 01:27:04,673
Hey, my friend Walker and I...
1495
01:27:04,695 --> 01:27:08,343
we came by
to get his pants, right?
1496
01:27:08,365 --> 01:27:10,645
Somebody stole his pants.
1497
01:27:10,667 --> 01:27:12,447
Uhh...
1498
01:27:12,469 --> 01:27:14,883
that's a hell of a thing
to do to a guy, you know?
1499
01:27:14,905 --> 01:27:18,053
I mean, jeez, that's a hell of...
1500
01:27:18,075 --> 01:27:22,123
But especially Walker
because he's sick, man.
1501
01:27:22,145 --> 01:27:24,459
Murdoch, you're stoned.
1502
01:27:24,481 --> 01:27:27,062
He needs an ambulance, man,
and I came here...
1503
01:27:27,084 --> 01:27:28,997
and there's nobody here...
1504
01:27:29,019 --> 01:27:31,867
and I called Unity,
and they wouldn't come, either.
1505
01:27:31,889 --> 01:27:33,668
Mother beats the shit out of me...
1506
01:27:33,690 --> 01:27:35,337
Walker breaks his leg...
1507
01:27:35,359 --> 01:27:37,772
and nobody gives a damn!
1508
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:40,909
They don't care! They don't care!
Nobody cares!
1509
01:27:40,931 --> 01:27:44,613
I care. I care very deeply
about your friend's pants.
1510
01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:47,015
- No, you don't! You're lying!
- I do.
1511
01:27:47,037 --> 01:27:49,621
You don't care, Mrs. Fishbine!
1512
01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:52,020
Oh!
1513
01:27:52,042 --> 01:27:54,489
I think I'm gonna end it all.
1514
01:27:54,511 --> 01:27:59,294
Oh, but you
have so much to live for.
1515
01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:00,896
I know I do.
1516
01:28:00,918 --> 01:28:02,264
I wasn't talking about me.
1517
01:28:02,286 --> 01:28:04,199
I was talking about you.
1518
01:28:04,221 --> 01:28:06,805
Oh! Oh!
1519
01:28:09,526 --> 01:28:11,740
How could I have done it?
1520
01:28:11,762 --> 01:28:13,709
How could I have done it?
1521
01:28:17,868 --> 01:28:20,548
How could I have missed?
1522
01:28:20,570 --> 01:28:22,918
I'm sorry, Mrs. Fishbine.
1523
01:28:22,940 --> 01:28:25,654
I didn't mean to scare you
like that.
1524
01:28:25,676 --> 01:28:27,455
You better call the police.
1525
01:28:27,477 --> 01:28:29,356
We'll be there before they will.
1526
01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:37,232
- You know something, Naomi?
- Hmm?
1527
01:28:37,254 --> 01:28:40,702
I never noticed this before, but...
1528
01:28:40,724 --> 01:28:43,371
you're a hell of a good-looking woman,
you know that?
1529
01:28:43,393 --> 01:28:45,272
He really is stoned.
1530
01:28:47,564 --> 01:28:48,777
Thank you, Dick.
1531
01:28:48,799 --> 01:28:51,941
My name is John.
1532
01:29:02,245 --> 01:29:03,458
He's got a gun!
1533
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:05,527
He hasn't got the guts.
1534
01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:07,462
Dick! No!
1535
01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:10,867
Tony!
1536
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:15,864
Hey, shut up!
1537
01:29:24,968 --> 01:29:26,585
Hey! Hey!
1538
01:29:31,808 --> 01:29:33,621
Let's have a look.
1539
01:29:33,643 --> 01:29:34,889
I got him, man!
1540
01:29:34,911 --> 01:29:36,824
No! Don't!
1541
01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:46,968
He's sure gone nuts,
you know that?
1542
01:29:46,990 --> 01:29:49,104
The stupid thing's
become a goddamn zoo.
1543
01:29:49,126 --> 01:29:52,607
Well, you're the one who has to
clean out the cages, Speed.
1544
01:29:52,629 --> 01:29:54,876
Thank God.
It went right through.
1545
01:29:54,898 --> 01:29:57,744
Hope it didn't put a hole
in my door.
1546
01:29:59,202 --> 01:30:00,683
All right.
Just relax, everyone.
1547
01:30:02,139 --> 01:30:03,752
Ha ha! Hey!
1548
01:30:03,774 --> 01:30:05,320
Whoa!
1549
01:30:05,342 --> 01:30:08,222
Walker, what the hell are you doing?
1550
01:30:10,213 --> 01:30:11,426
Any hostages in there?
1551
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:12,827
Uh, just Mrs. Fishbine...
1552
01:30:12,849 --> 01:30:15,430
which really doesn't give him
that much to bargain with.
1553
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:16,431
Let's head for Harry.
1554
01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:20,039
That way, your deputy will be
close to a rig when he gets shot.
1555
01:30:28,598 --> 01:30:31,012
Hey, Albert, you got any stuff
in your rig? Tony's shot.
1556
01:30:31,034 --> 01:30:32,680
Yeah.
1557
01:30:32,702 --> 01:30:34,983
You fellas pull your rig across
the street and block it off there.
1558
01:30:35,005 --> 01:30:37,851
We don't want to get anybody
inadvertently perpetrated.
1559
01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:42,991
I think we better get
a SWAT team in here.
1560
01:30:43,013 --> 01:30:44,359
Excellent suggestion.
1561
01:30:44,381 --> 01:30:47,162
No. No SWAT. I've seen
what they do to buildings on TV.
1562
01:30:47,184 --> 01:30:49,064
Do I make that call, Sergeant?
1563
01:30:49,086 --> 01:30:50,765
Why don't you go
around the back, Harvey...
1564
01:30:50,787 --> 01:30:52,905
and draw their fire for a while?
1565
01:30:55,625 --> 01:30:57,902
Why don't you go with them, Custer?
1566
01:30:58,862 --> 01:30:59,874
Hey, you from Texas?
1567
01:30:59,896 --> 01:31:01,376
Lubbock. Born and bred.
1568
01:31:01,398 --> 01:31:02,911
No shit.
I'm from Amarillo.
1569
01:31:02,933 --> 01:31:04,846
Is that right?
All right.
1570
01:31:04,868 --> 01:31:07,145
Hey! Hey! Hey!
1571
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:13,455
I'd say this was close enough without
further authorization, wouldn't you?
1572
01:31:13,477 --> 01:31:16,024
The way I see it...
cut off from the others like we are...
1573
01:31:16,046 --> 01:31:19,131
I'm sort of forced to use
my own initiative here.
1574
01:31:22,219 --> 01:31:25,668
Walker, what the hell
are you doing?
1575
01:31:28,391 --> 01:31:29,571
Walker!
1576
01:31:29,593 --> 01:31:31,706
Harry, the office.
1577
01:31:31,728 --> 01:31:33,708
Huh?
1578
01:31:33,730 --> 01:31:37,278
If I remember right,
you got it insured for about $1 .93.
1579
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:39,214
Get in there, Sheriff.
Somebody do something.
1580
01:31:39,236 --> 01:31:40,949
Our company's going up in smoke!
1581
01:31:40,971 --> 01:31:42,450
Our company?
1582
01:31:42,472 --> 01:31:44,182
What are you talking about,
our company?
1583
01:31:46,076 --> 01:31:47,922
Ha ha! Hey!
1584
01:31:47,944 --> 01:31:50,325
- Harry, aren't you forgetting something?
- What?
1585
01:31:50,347 --> 01:31:52,227
Well, your wife's in there.
1586
01:31:52,249 --> 01:31:54,429
Oh, my God!
1587
01:31:54,451 --> 01:31:56,064
Peaches, get in there, baby!
1588
01:31:56,086 --> 01:31:58,766
Stamp out those flames!
Go on!
1589
01:31:58,788 --> 01:32:01,369
Go on! Come on, Peaches!
1590
01:32:01,391 --> 01:32:03,905
Davey, I'm gonna phone it in.
1591
01:32:03,927 --> 01:32:06,207
Now let me get my rig out of there.
1592
01:32:06,229 --> 01:32:08,176
Don't let me down, baby!
I'm with you!
1593
01:32:11,968 --> 01:32:13,281
What's the code for fire?
1594
01:32:13,303 --> 01:32:15,216
I already called it in.
1595
01:32:34,858 --> 01:32:36,271
Don't shoot, Murdoch!
1596
01:32:36,293 --> 01:32:37,433
Mother!
1597
01:32:39,629 --> 01:32:41,212
Bang, bang.
1598
01:32:53,510 --> 01:32:54,907
I got him!
1599
01:33:07,569 --> 01:33:10,450
All cars in the vicinity
of Bayshore and Royal:
1600
01:33:10,472 --> 01:33:13,854
Shots being fired.
Code 3. Code 3. Use caution.
1601
01:33:13,876 --> 01:33:15,516
I got him.
1602
01:33:29,324 --> 01:33:31,965
Hey, fella, that's evidence.
1603
01:33:42,437 --> 01:33:44,214
He couldn't count to 6.
1604
01:33:46,341 --> 01:33:49,022
Hey, Sheriff.
You guys handle this already?
1605
01:33:49,044 --> 01:33:50,891
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
1606
01:33:50,913 --> 01:33:51,892
Peaches!
1607
01:33:51,914 --> 01:33:54,532
What the hell happened to you?
1608
01:33:57,152 --> 01:33:59,202
Pete.
1609
01:34:14,369 --> 01:34:16,249
Well, so long, kid.
1610
01:34:16,271 --> 01:34:17,584
You know,
I'm gonna miss you, Officer.
1611
01:34:17,606 --> 01:34:18,852
What? Oh.
1612
01:34:18,874 --> 01:34:20,754
- Detective.
- Ah, whatever, huh?
1613
01:34:20,776 --> 01:34:22,389
- Good luck, Harry.
- You, too, tiger.
1614
01:34:22,411 --> 01:34:23,590
I hope your wife
feels better soon.
1615
01:34:23,612 --> 01:34:24,891
She better.
1616
01:34:24,913 --> 01:34:26,560
Her hospitalization here
is only good for two days.
1617
01:34:26,582 --> 01:34:27,594
Ha ha ha!
1618
01:34:27,616 --> 01:34:29,362
Taylor, you want something here?
1619
01:34:29,384 --> 01:34:31,263
- Coffee.
- Right.
1620
01:34:37,893 --> 01:34:40,006
Relax.
Somebody had to fill in.
1621
01:34:40,028 --> 01:34:41,141
Yeah.
1622
01:34:41,163 --> 01:34:43,710
So quit.
You proved your point.
1623
01:34:43,732 --> 01:34:46,373
Oh, by the way...
1624
01:34:47,736 --> 01:34:48,782
here's my key.
1625
01:34:48,804 --> 01:34:50,183
My shift ends around 8:00...
1626
01:34:50,205 --> 01:34:56,122
and my favorite dinner
is rare lamb chops with mint sauce.
1627
01:34:56,144 --> 01:34:58,391
There's some laundry
in the closet.
1628
01:34:58,413 --> 01:35:01,761
Whenever you get a chance,
laundromat's two blocks down La Cienega.
1629
01:35:01,783 --> 01:35:04,595
Well, thank goodness
I don't do windows.
1630
01:35:08,190 --> 01:35:10,303
Fishbine and Unity.
1631
01:35:10,325 --> 01:35:12,405
- Here's another one, man.
- Hmm?
1632
01:35:12,427 --> 01:35:15,575
Listen. Tell me, what kind
of entry is this, partner?
1633
01:35:15,597 --> 01:35:18,411
$250 for footballs?
1634
01:35:18,433 --> 01:35:20,580
Who do you like
in the Denver game Sunday?
1635
01:35:20,602 --> 01:35:21,748
Minnesota.
1636
01:35:21,770 --> 01:35:23,316
- 10 points.
- 9.
1637
01:35:23,338 --> 01:35:26,453
- You got a bet, sweetheart.
- You better believe it.
1638
01:35:26,475 --> 01:35:29,025
By the way, what do you people
take in your coffee?
1639
01:35:35,851 --> 01:35:38,629
If you had any sense, Albert,
you'd stop right there.
1640
01:35:41,256 --> 01:35:42,535
- You know, Mother?
- What?
1641
01:35:42,557 --> 01:35:44,070
Now that it's all official...
1642
01:35:44,092 --> 01:35:47,741
I wouldn't mind sharing a rig
with a jive-ass old dude like you.
1643
01:35:47,763 --> 01:35:49,743
If you clean up
your act a little.
1644
01:35:49,765 --> 01:35:51,945
923 Woolsey Drive.
Code 2.
1645
01:35:51,967 --> 01:35:53,947
Well, I appreciate
your offer, Albert...
1646
01:35:53,969 --> 01:35:57,117
but I already have a partner...
Jugs here.
1647
01:35:57,139 --> 01:36:01,888
Happens to be one of the finest
shotgun riders in the city.
1648
01:36:01,910 --> 01:36:03,960
How do you like your lamb chops?
1649
01:36:11,019 --> 01:36:13,900
You wouldn't happen to have a bottle
of dry chablis in here, would you?
1650
01:36:13,922 --> 01:36:15,101
Yes.
1651
01:36:15,123 --> 01:36:17,470
Right next to
the brandy Alexanders.
1652
01:36:17,492 --> 01:36:19,072
Oh.
1653
01:36:19,094 --> 01:36:22,042
Well, if you're gonna drive with me,
you're gonna have to shape up.
1654
01:36:22,064 --> 01:36:26,674
I mean, no one wears
yellow tennis shoes with red socks.
1655
01:36:28,270 --> 01:36:30,684
You'll shave every day...
1656
01:36:30,706 --> 01:36:33,186
and stop calling me Jugs.
1657
01:36:33,208 --> 01:36:36,690
Are you deeply religious, Jugs?
1658
01:36:36,712 --> 01:36:38,227
Not particularly.
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