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Shamus McBundy, are you done with me horse?
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No, ma'am.
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I had to send out for extra
parts to reinforce its feet.
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That and a sign to go around
his neck saying, "I'm with fatso."
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You save your tongue for picking
the flies off the pools...
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...That dance beneath your arms.
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Go to. I'm in a hurry.
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Is it the festival of pork pies
and pig swallow you're late for?
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While you're waiting I've got a plum
pony out back you can snack on.
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You been warned.
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I am a great and powerful witch.
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Not as powerful as yon mighty seams
in yon dress...
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...To keep yon belly off yon floor.
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That's it.
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I curse thee, Shamus McBundy...
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...And all thy male descendants.
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Henceforth ye shall only shoe
the large and ungrateful.
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Yikes! Saveth me!
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And so that ye and all your male descendants...
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...Will be hated in this place forever...
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...Lower Uncton shall always be in darkness...
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...Though other towns nearby stand in sun.
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Well, will you be floating above us
blocking the sun?
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Just for that, throughout eternity
your feet will sweat.
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Aye, and verily smell.
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How could yon blubber belly curse me?
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I hurled the unspooning stone
in the big game.
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Had I not married,
I wouldst have turned pro.
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And so it begins.
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Early to be this dark.
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This can't be my life.
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What am I, cursed?
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All right, now.
Ladies and gentlemen...
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...We are assembled for our noon meeting.
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Mayor Fivshaw presiding.
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As we all know, Lower Uncton has
been in darkness for four centuries...
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...And will be so as long
as a male Bundy lives.
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I will now call upon our village historian...
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...Mr. Winston McPhee,
to take over the meeting.
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Winston?
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Right. Now, I don't have to tell you...
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...It's been a bloody good year
for killing Bundys.
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We've tracked them wherever Bundys
have spread over the centuries.
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In fact, they were easy to find
because no matter what the country...
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...All we had to was go to the local
shoe store, and there they were.
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Now, as you know,
the curse will only be broken...
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...If all Bundys are killed
within our town limits.
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And whilst this monumental task
has indeed almost broken us...
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...I am nevertheless very happy to announce...
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...That there remains only this Bundy...
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...And his son,
as the last male Bundys on Earth.
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So the curse will be lifted
if we can bring them here...
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...And force upon them an agonizing death.
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Now just one question remains:
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How do we get them here?
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Look, we've just won a trip to England!
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- England?
- Unbelievable.
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I know. What's England?
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It's a country, Kel.
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You know, birthplace of Shakespeare?
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Churchill?
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Benny Hill?
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Oh, yeah. The English guy.
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Oh, I love it when he runs fast.
You know, when they go:
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Listen.
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Listen!
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"You have won an all expense
paid trip to London.
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Then be driven to a charming
shaded village and stay in a castle."
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Where I'll be the guest of honor...
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...At a quaint Elizabethan
"expiration ceremony."
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- What's that?
- Who cares? It's free.
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How did we get so lucky?
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Well, it says here...
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...That they put all the names
of everyone in the world in a hat...
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...And drew ours.
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I can't believe this.
It's all expense paid.
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I haven't been this happy
since I lived with my parents.
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Oh, man. I'm gonna get me
an armful of British babes.
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I'll be irresistible.
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Because after years of drinking
their warm domestic ale...
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...They'll learn that "Nothing Beats a Bud."
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Just remember that
the inflatable women over there...
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...Blow up on the left side.
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- No! No!
- Kids, now, hey!
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You got a lot of time to fight.
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This is a momentous occasion...
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...And I think we should have
a hearty "Whoa, England."
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Whoa, England!
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Hi.
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We're going away for a while
and wanted you to know where...
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...Since you'd worry and wonder.
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Yep, I'm taking Marcie on an expensive
trip to Epcot Center, in Florida.
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Gee, Epcot Center in Florida.
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Well, that kind of makes
our little trip pale in comparison.
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We're going to England.
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- Can I get a "Whoa, England"?
- Whoa, England!
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Honey, they're "whoa-ing" England.
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And you're taking me to the state of swamps?
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I wanna "Whoa, England" too.
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You can "whoa" anywhere in
the world, but we're going to Florida.
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We were just kidding about going to Florida.
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Jefferson's taking me to England too.
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How am I doing that, dear?
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I'm selling your car.
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Hey, that car was a gift for sexual favors.
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I worked my ass off for that car!
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We're going to England!
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Oh, boy. We're going to England.
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If you dogs mess your cages,
I'm not cleaning it up. Ever!
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Hey, I could be a good friend to you.
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Tonight, in the flea bath,
a real good friend.
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Yep, I'm one lucky dog.
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This is your captain speaking.
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Will the gentleman in 24B
please put his shoes back on?
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I'm choking to death.
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- Al.
- Oh, please.
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They show us the movie Dutch
and they think I stink?
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Take a look around, son.
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You won't see this back home.
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Dad, it's an airport.
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Yeah, but this time we're not dressed
like Hare Krishnas...
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...Begging for spare change.
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Welcome to London.
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What's that, honey?
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Oh, it's my English-to-English
translation book.
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"Welcome to London.
Welcome To London..."
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Ten hours on a plane with that man
and those feet.
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I can't wait to change.
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My clothes smell like corroded toes.
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Well, don't blame me.
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For 10,000 bucks less we could be
sniffing the sweet feet of Mike Fink...
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...On his keelboat ride.
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Hey, there's a word I recognize.
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That's our name, honey.
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Hello, hello. Lovely to see you.
Right. Now, I'm Winston.
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I'm your driver, right?
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- And this is my assistant driver, Igor.
- Igor?
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Yes.
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You know perfectly well I had
my name changed legally.
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Is it too much trouble
to address me as Merryl?
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I'll call you Merryl when we're alone,
all right?
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And when was the last time we were alone?
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Not in front of the Yanks.
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I'm terribly sorry.
As I was saying...
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...We shall be escorting you, but before
we go there's just one little formality.
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It's just for the record, really.
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Are there any more male Bundys?
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Women wish there were.
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Not here.
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Just remember, they must die
in Lower Uncton and not before.
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Got it? Good.
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Follow me. Car's outside.
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Have a nice journey, did you?
Thank you.
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Igor. Okey-dokey.
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We're gonna start our tour...
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...With an immediate visit to a quaint
little English village, Lower Uncton.
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- We don't wanna go there.
- I wanna go London.
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London? No, no, no.
Very little to see in London.
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Very dirty and it's all quite old too.
No, Lower Uncton.
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- Nice car.
- Oh, let's buy one.
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They're putting our luggage into their trunk.
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I know. It's all part of my master plan.
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Look, this is a comp trip for them, right?
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All we have to do is stay close to them.
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At the very least we should
get a free limo ride into town.
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They left with our luggage!
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- Let's get a cab and follow them.
- No, we can't.
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I put all our money and
travelers checks in our baggage.
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See, I didn't wanna have
any unsightly bulges in my jacket.
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Well, honey, good news.
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Soon you won't have any in your pants either.
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Hey! Hey!
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That is St. Paul's Cathedral.
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Great.
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There's Parliament.
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Great.
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Tower Bridge.
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Great.
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And that's Trafalgar Square.
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Great.
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Oh, look. Buckingham Palace.
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Great.
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- Look, a McDonald's.
- Peg, quick! Get the camera.
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I see something else.
Stop the car. Stop the car!
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Oh, I smell many women happily shopping.
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This is Harrods.
You really must see it.
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You've seen it. Let's go.
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I feel somewhat drawn to this place.
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Would there be enough in your budget
for me to do a little shopping?
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Well, maybe just a very little shopping.
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- We're a very poor village.
- Can we get stuff for us too?
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If there's time.
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Mom, can we go get something for us now?
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No time.
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That's the lot, sir.
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Right. Thank you.
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Yeah. Money, money.
Send more money.
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I've never seen shopping like it.
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What? Oh, I don't know.
Just sell something.
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For God's sake.
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- Well, "Marlboro."
- Winston.
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That's much cooler. We're ready.
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Lower Uncton?
Shall we go to Lower Uncton now?
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Are you kidding?
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We wanna see everything,
we wanna do everything.
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The Bundys swing like a pendulum do.
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First, take me to your finest bathroom.
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Marcie, can I ride
on the bus now for a while?
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No. You've been a bad boy.
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Besides, we only had
enough money for one ticket.
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Well, then can I stop
at Harrods for a drink of water?
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Shut up.
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Don't you think I'm thirsty too?
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But we have to find the Bundys
and get our luggage back.
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- Where did they say they were staying?
- London.
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Well, then it's only a matter of time.
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Come on.
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Quit embarrassing me!
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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According to legend,
no one can make the guards smile.
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Watch this.
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Excuse me, is that a hat...
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...Or are you just a member
of the British Hair Club for Men?
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Let me at him.
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My husband sells women's shoes for a living.
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Leave this to me.
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I've made men come out of comas.
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I'm stupid too.
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I'm gonna give it one more try.
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That's not a smile.
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It will be when I take it away.
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- What's this?
- Well...
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...Winston says this is Speakers' Corner.
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People come to listen
to just about any idiot...
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...Spout off about
anything that's bothering him.
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I'd like to talk to you today about women.
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I don't like them.
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Now, I mean, you folks are English...
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...But even you can't like women.
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I mean, you're sitting home watching sports...
241
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,473
...And that's the exact time they pick
to plant their ever-widening...
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...What you call "bums," next to you...
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00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:59,479
...And they ask, "Remember that
restaurant we went to 18 years ago?
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Did you think that waitress was pretty?"
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00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,218
Then you tell them to shut up
and they get mad.
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Then they cry, then you get mad
because you can't hear the game.
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00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:12,759
Which I think was their
modus operandi all along.
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00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,529
Now I'm not proposing a solution
because I gotta go soon...
249
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,964
...I see my wife looking.
250
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,200
But I just wanna say...
251
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,235
...I don't like them.
252
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,305
Can I get a hearty,
"Whoa, women. I don't like them"?
253
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:31,244
Whoa, women! I don't like them!
254
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,918
Oh, by the way, am I alone here
in hating the French?
255
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,720
No!
256
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,956
I thought not.
257
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,574
Any more bright ideas, Mr. A-Little-
Counterfeiting-Never-Hurt-Anyone?
258
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,976
As God is my witness...
259
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,678
...I thought Michael Caine
was on the five-pound note.
260
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,514
It's the queen.
261
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,051
Just our luck, we run into the one guy
who can tell the difference.
262
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:16,422
Here I am on my dream vacation...
263
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,326
...Stuck in an alley, freezing cold,
starving and married to you.
264
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,329
Excuse me...
265
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,632
...But do you remember that time last winter...
266
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,369
...When I asked you to tape an episode
of Full House and you forgot?
267
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,504
Did I get mad? No.
268
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,541
I just sat there and sulked silently.
269
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,777
But I am hurting inside.
270
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,380
You stink, Marcie.
271
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,317
Don't you push it, Jefferson.
272
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,286
You're not that good in bed.
273
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,022
Oh, come on.
274
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,090
We both know I am.
275
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,626
Now relax, babe.
276
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:59,065
It's your good fortune to be married
to a criminal and an inveterate liar.
277
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,200
I'll come up with a scheme.
278
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,670
It's gonna have to be very special...
279
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:07,840
...Because the British are a bit more
sophisticated than the Americans.
280
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,844
I got it. It's brilliant.
281
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,256
Come on, take the picture, Bud.
282
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,592
Shoe salesman.
283
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:39,172
Al, I don't think we can fit
all this stuff in the limo.
284
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,009
Who cares?
We didn't want all this junk anyway.
285
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:50,083
- Oh, "Lucky Strike."
- Winston. Winston.
286
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,218
- What?
- No need to get snippy.
287
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,021
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Where we going now?
288
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:58,391
Lower Uncton, that's where.
That's where it's happening, you know?
289
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,960
The birthplace of The Beatles.
290
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,598
- "Camels."
- Winston.
291
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,033
Whatever.
292
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,302
Look, we're tired of just driving around.
293
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,071
- What is your finest hotel?
- The Savoy.
294
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,107
What Igor really meant to say...
295
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:20,113
...Is it's the fabulous dumpster
by the Ritz in Lower Uncton.
296
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,915
- Didn't you, Igor?
- No, I think they'll like the Savoy.
297
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,351
Anyway, I've never been there
and I want to go.
298
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:29,122
To the Savoy then, "Benson & Hedges."
299
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,857
Winston. Winston!
300
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:35,228
Oh, this is so wonderful.
I hope it never ends.
301
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,296
There they are.
302
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,833
They're staying in London.
They should be easy targets.
303
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,570
Remember, they've got to be killed
outside Lower Uncton.
304
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:50,143
- The future depends on it.
- Every Upper Uncton schoolboy knows.
305
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,278
If Lower Uncton gets the sun again...
306
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:57,250
...Then Upper Uncton will lose
all its prosperity as a tourist town.
307
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:02,355
Every year thousands of people come
to our town to view our neighbors.
308
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:07,026
The village cursed to inky, hellish darkness.
309
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,729
I know better than anyone.
310
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,498
My father owns the T-shirt concession.
311
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,969
Remember, they must be killed
outside Lower Uncton...
312
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,738
...Or the curse goes on forever.
313
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,173
Don't worry.
314
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:24,177
The Bundys will never leave London alive.
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