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- Is nothing I do good enough for you?
- I am not talking to you.
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I don't wanna discuss this anymore.
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Al, it's our 20th anniversary,
and you give me a postcard.
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Well, I read that the gift
for the 20th anniversary is china.
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That's a picture of China.
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What do you want from me?
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Hey, I could have got you
a Chicago Bears mug with a fill-up...
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...But I said, "No. My wife's anniversary...
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...Here's the nickel, give me the postcard."
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- Happy anniversary, babe.
- Al, you never get me anything good.
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For our 15th anniversary
you got me some motor oil.
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Hey, that motor oil's still in your car.
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Well, this year
I want something special.
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- Oh, all right, how much?
- What I want won't cost you a thing.
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I wanna be made love to.
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And you think that's
not gonna cost me anything?
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And I am not just talking about sex, Al.
I wanna be made love to.
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What in sam hill does that mean?
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I wanna be held, I wanna be caressed,
I wanna be romanced.
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Peg, wait a second. I've been
secretly hiding a hundred bucks.
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What say I just give it to you
and we call it even.
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No. I want some romance in my life, Al.
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And I'm not talking about the old
30-second crash-and-burn.
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Or the old 20-second bump-and-snore.
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And I really don't want
that old New Year's Eve:
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"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two--
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Sorry, better luck next year."
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Peg. Peg, please reconsider. Please,
if you have any feelings for me...
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...Don't make me make love to you,
babe, please.
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Peg, do you hate me that much?
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Come on, Bud.
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They are just about to announce the winner...
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...For My Dinner
With Anthrax contest.
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Where's the remote?
Where is the remote?
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Okay, I got a plan.
Dad once told me about the old days.
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People would actually walk over
to the TV and turn it on.
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Go on.
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I'm not kidding. Just might work.
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Now's the moment you've been waiting for.
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It's time to pick the winner
of The Video Channel's...
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...My Dinner With Anthrax contest.
Yes.
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And as you can see,
the guys are pretty excited.
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We pay for a party in your house,
including dinner for you...
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...And 50 of your closest friends,
and Anthrax will rock your house off.
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Yeah, is that right, guys?
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I am dying. Wouldn't it be so cool
if Anthrax came to our house?
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Sure, it'd be great for them,
because they'd get to meet me.
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Grand Master B and Anthrax.
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They think they're getting some now...
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Gee, Thigh Master...
51
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...Shouldn't you be undressing yourself
with your eyes about now?
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Hush, hush, sweet harlot...
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...They're gonna announce the winner now.
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And the lucky winner is
Bud "Grinch Master B" Bundy.
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I won. I won! Me!
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Anthrax is coming here!
Anthrax is coming here!
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I'm having a party.
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Gee, Bud, 50 of your closest friends.
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I guess that would be Grandma
and a bunch of stuffed animals, huh?
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Yeah, and my favorite future welfare mother.
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Speaking of which,
we've gotta get rid of Mom and Dad.
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Oh, yeah, them.
Yeah, they'd be great with Anthrax.
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Mom getting out her accordion and
playing songs of her stinking youth.
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And Dad saying, "Do any of you guys
wanna see my bathroom?
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The flush will suck your arm right down."
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Well, maybe they'll listen to reason.
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- Hey, Dad--
- Go away.
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- Dad, this isn't about money.
- Go away anyhow.
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Dad, we wanna throw a party
on the 30th. Can we, please?
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Absolutely not.
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I have something very important to do
that night. Requires total silence.
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I can't get too technical, but it involves
your mother, our anniversary...
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...And me making love to her
till I shrivel up and die.
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Now, you're too young
to hear any more. Excuse me.
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I'm going to go outside
and walk blindly in traffic.
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Are you feeling better, Al?
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Okay, now that you're more composed...
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...Could you tell me what you
were doing sitting behind my car...
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...With the exhaust pipe in your mouth?
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My wife wants me to make love to her.
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Well, then shouldn't she be the one
with her mouth on the exhaust pipe?
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You don't understand. She wants me
to hold her and to kiss her...
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...And tell her how happy she's made
me feel. Look at me, I'm shivering.
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- Parts of me have fainted.
- You can do it, Al.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have
made love to over 20,000 women.
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Yeah, and not one of them was his wife.
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All right, come on, you can do it, Al.
First you--
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You put on some music,
and then you turn the lights down low.
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- Low?
- Yeah.
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- Low?
- Yeah.
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Then I can still see her.
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Al, Al, come on. Hey.
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Then they like you to slowly undress them.
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Then you lower her gently onto
the bed, and eight hours later it's over.
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- Eight-- Eight hours?
- Yeah.
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Eight hours, oh, God, the humanity.
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Hold me, Jefferson.
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- You can do it, big guy.
- No, I can't. You don't understand.
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It's my wife, it's just not right.
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It's your own fault
for being so damn desirable, Al.
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Yes, you're right.
Of course I see that now.
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When my look says yes, how can I say no?
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Well, I must prepare myself.
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What are you gonna do, some wind sprints?
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No, no, I'm going to the magazine
stand, get a copy of Big Uns...
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...And a great big bottle of Dramamine
for the she-sickness.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Go away.
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So, Bud, what about my idea
of getting rid of Mom and Dad?
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Kel, I think dropping a safe on them
would kill them.
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It never killed Daffy or Elmer.
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Or that dog that's always
after the Road Runner.
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Well, Kel, I guess as long as
old men in hats drive cars...
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...And pass out lollipops, you'll be fine.
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Now, let me think.
Let's see, it's their anniversary.
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Wish we had enough money
to send them on a vacation.
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Well, why don't we send them
on one of these free vacations.
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You moron, these aren't free vacations.
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These are time-sharing deals,
they're total scams.
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They get you down there,
they try to make you buy land...
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...They don't leave you alone
for two solid days. It's torture. It's hell.
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It's perfect.
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Gee, I can't believe we're in Florida.
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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,171
Why, if it wasn't for
the thousand-degree heat...
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...The flying palmetto bugs
and the smell of your frying feet...
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...I'd think we were in heaven.
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It was nice of the kids to send us, though.
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- It's kind of romantic, huh?
- You ain't seen nothing yet.
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Well, I guess that's it.
Happy anniversary, baby.
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- Bellboy!
- No, no, no, Al.
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I want the whole enchilada.
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You know, the whole four yards.
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That's nine yards, Peg.
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Do you really want me
to get out the ruler, Al?
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Now, let's get to it.
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Oh, all right, go lay down,
I have to prepare myself.
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Let's jam.
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Don't mind me,
I'm just setting up here.
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00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,930
Hi, Stan Mendelson, call me Captain Scooter.
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I just wanna extend an official welcome
to Hurricane Hole...
140
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...Soon to be sunny Florida's
finest resort community.
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Let me get that lizard there for you.
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- So. You busy?
- Not really.
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Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude,
but this is kind of our vacation.
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How pathetic is that?
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But you got your job to do
and I got mine, right?
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So this is an artist's conception...
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...Of what Hurricane Hole will look like
when it's finished...
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...Sometime in the year 3000.
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Well, let's talk luxury, let's talk condos.
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Hey, I see you got a copy of Big Uns there.
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I had a letter in the last issue.
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But, you know, if you really
wanna see some "big uns"...
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...Take a look at this house.
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Damn kids.
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I think they tricked us.
We're here in this sweltering hell...
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...And they're having the wildest time
of their lives back home.
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How about that, Chicago? Ten feet
of snow and the city's at a standstill.
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I bet the only place that's hot
is the party at Bud Bundy's house...
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...Where Anthrax is rocking the roof off.
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They must be having one great time.
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Well, that's guest number 50
that's snowed in and can't make it.
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I guess it means more Anthrax for us.
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"Let's get there early," you said.
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"For once let's be responsible," you said.
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"That dog won't take a whiz
on my guitar," you said.
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I'm not so sure it was the dog,
Mr. Two-Six-Packs-of-Malt-Liquor.
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Well, looks like it's just gonna be us.
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That's okay. We can still
have fun together. Right, guys?
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Well, here's a little game I know
that can break the ice at any party.
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We say our first names,
and then the name of an animal...
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...That begins with the same letter.
I'll go first.
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Bud. Bear.
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Go on.
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Dan. Bite me.
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Now-- Now, right off, Dan,
that's too many words.
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Hi.
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I just came by to check on you.
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Oh, I see you have some killers over.
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Very nice. I'm Marcie.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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I am a woman.
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Yeah, right. And he's a rap star...
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00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,745
...And she's a genius,
and we're glad to be here.
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Well, anyway, your mother and father
asked me to look in on you...
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...While they were out of town to make
sure everything's on the up and up.
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My, you're young and firm.
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Thanks, mister.
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Relax, Mrs. D'Arcy, they're famous musicians.
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We won them in a contest.
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Musicians, eh? Well, I don't want you
to think I'm unhip.
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I chased the Monkees like everyone else.
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Yeah, I bet they were running like hell.
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00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,697
Well, I liked Peter.
He was the shy one.
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Which one of you is the shy one?
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Not me, I wear the hat.
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Hey, let's get this little guy's shovel
and dig a tunnel out of here.
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Sorry, guys, but you're going nowhere.
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00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,447
According to this contract,
you owe us a song first.
199
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Hey, it's supposed to be
dinner with Anthrax. Dinner.
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I play nothing till I eat.
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In case you're wondering,
I'm the hungry one.
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Well, let's go over to the fridge
and see what we got to eat.
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00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,699
Hey, do you guys do "I'm a Believer"?
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Because Micky used to really
rock out on that one.
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- Wow, the desolation.
- It's not totally empty.
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There's a Chia Pet in there.
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That-- That's not a Chia Pet.
That was a meat loaf.
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But there's always Mom's
aluminum-foil-wrapped mystery pack.
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- Food.
- Man, I am starving.
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They're gonna eat the mystery pack.
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Even Dad won't eat the mystery pack.
These guys are cool.
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Wow, the colors.
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- The colors.
- Is your hunk moving?
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Oh, it's biting me.
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If it came out of the fridge, why is it hot?
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I see 50 people now. Let's jam.
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Go ahead, see what it's like...
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...To come home to your wife in Hurricane Hole.
219
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,151
Look, Peg, I'm home.
220
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,788
Look, Stan, my husband's a moron.
221
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,859
Now, look, it's our anniversary.
222
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,495
You could at least have the decency
to step outside...
223
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...And give us three seconds to have sex.
224
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Not until I've played my trump card.
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00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,236
Folks, if you buy here in Hurricane Hole...
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...Your celebrity neighbor will be, yes,
Edd "Kookie" Byrnes.
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Have a comb, fans.
228
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:56,896
Oh, Al, it's former teen idol
and star of 77 Sunset Strip...
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00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,565
...Edd "Kookie" Byrnes.
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Oh, man.
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So, Kook, tell the folks
why you bought here in Hurricane Hole.
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00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:11,311
- You gave me one for free, Stan.
- Good, Kook.
233
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,980
So, what do you say, folks?
It's just six dollars down.
234
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,316
I don't have that kind of money.
235
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,187
Come on, everyone has
that kind of money, even Kookie.
236
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,190
Well, you see, my husband is a shoe salesman.
237
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,961
Let's go, Kook.
238
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,765
Be out by dawn.
239
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:36,569
Oh, Al, Kookie spoke to me.
Let's do it on his combs.
240
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,439
Well, wait a second, Peg,
Kookie stole my copy of Big Uns.
241
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,608
Come on, now,
I want my anniversary present.
242
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,177
Well, Peg, I can't do it
without my copy of Big Uns.
243
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:48,815
- Yes, you can.
- Kookie. Kookie, lend me my Big Uns.
244
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,997
You kids should be ashamed of yourselves.
245
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:08,234
Having a party while I was stuck down
in a swamp having sex with your mother.
246
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,271
I never wanna go back to either place again.
247
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,040
Where's my fun?
248
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:18,277
Al, like you, the kids just did their best.
249
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,581
- I'm sorry about everything, Mom.
- Yeah, happy anniversary.
250
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,784
- Did you get us anything good?
- Well, we didn't have much money...
251
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,855
...So we got the only thing
we could afford. It's out on the porch.
252
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,192
Hey, kids.
253
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:38,364
Hey, as soon as I bring in the rest
of your bags, I got a treat for you.
254
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:42,068
Yep. Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb.
255
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,272
Who's he?
256
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,075
That's Kookie. Your mother said
she'd walk and feed him...
257
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:52,178
...But you know the first rainy night
who's gonna be doing it.
258
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,047
Who are those guys out on the stoop?
259
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,449
Oh, that's the band Anthrax.
260
00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:00,019
They ate Mom's mystery pack, so
the Environmental Protection Agency...
261
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,489
...Quarantined them to our house
for six months.
262
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:10,863
What horrible sounds am I gonna have
to be listening to for the next half-year?
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