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Good evening.
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Is something bothering Daddy?
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He's just preparing to do his taxes.
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Yikes and gadzooks.
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And here we go.
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Look what the IRS is doing to Daddy.
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First it is poor Willie Nelson...
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...Who brings us--
Brings us so much joy...
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...And amasses a fortune.
They take it away.
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Next they set their sights on Redd Foxx.
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They drive him to Royal Family...
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...And you know he wasn't
gonna live long after that.
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Well, it always comes in threes.
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And which American idol do they turn to next?
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Al Bundy.
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Well, I'll never star on Royal Family.
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Wouldn't mind doing an episode or two
of Growing Pains or something...
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...But I don't wanna be on ABC.
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Now, take it easy, Dad.
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Look at the size of this bill.
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They're trying to take away everything
I've earned over 20 years.
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- Oh, no, Al.
- Yes.
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Forty-four dollars.
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You try to get just
a little bit ahead and then...
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Daddy, is there something
that we can do to help?
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Well, get part-time jobs and help Dad out.
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No, seriously, Al.
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What can we do?
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you just give the government
the bird and not pay the taxes.
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Kelly, you can't cheat the government.
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Pretty soon they'll tack on
interest and penalty payments...
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...And before you know it,
in a few years this will be 50, 60 bucks.
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Then you got the monkey
on your back for the rest of your life.
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Forty-four dollars.
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They could take the house.
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Great. Then we'd still owe $30.
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Why, it's Steve.
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- Steve Rhoades.
- Don't shout.
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Just shut the door.
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Open the door. I'm on the run, you nitwits.
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- But he said to shut it.
- What do we do now?
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Don't know.
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I don't know, it's like he wants two things.
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Well, I was gonna ask what's new...
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...But obviously you've all gone
to college since I left town.
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I left town years ago.
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- Left Marcie, became a forest ranger.
- He went to Yosemite.
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- Oh, that's right.
- That's where he went.
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- Sit down.
- Yeah, forest ranging.
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That was the life.
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Just me and the wind,
roaming free where no man goes.
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Wow, it must have been a pretty strong wind.
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- So...
- Steve.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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I brought this.
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Back, jackals, you can't eat this.
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This is a genuine double-breasted...
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...Speckle-ruffed, weenie canyon hawk.
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This hawk is as rare to this country
as soap is to you people.
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They were going to take it to a lab.
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Well, someone had to stop them.
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Someone with courage, with
conviction and real American guts.
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So I bribed a Boy Scout
to climb up and get it for me.
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It cost me a quarter, but I wasn't
the one who broke my leg...
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...Falling out of the tree.
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So here I stand, the proud ecowarrior.
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And I must say, I feel the hero.
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Gee, Steve, you're leading
a darned interesting life.
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It's too bad Alfalfa's dead...
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...Because he would have made
a good you in the movie of your life.
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Well, to be honest, there is
another reason I came back.
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Well, I never considered
that $50 a loan, Steve.
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Not that, you imbecile.
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I came to re-claim my wife.
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Steve, I think there's something
that you should--
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Peg, the man has traveled many a mile.
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Let's not keep him from the bosom
of his woman...
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...Wherever it may be.
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Thanks. But, you know, it's funny, my
key doesn't seem to work in the door.
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Oh, here. Try one of ours.
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Let's see, the Murphys,
the Mullens, the Levins.
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- Here.
- Oh, good.
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Now, don't tell Marcie.
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I wanna surprise her.
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Okay.
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You might want to cover the children's ears.
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There may be some noises
youngsters shouldn't hear.
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We're counting on it.
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Marcie...
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...Daddy's home.
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I guess I'll wake her like I used to.
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You're letting your hair grow long again.
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Feels just like silk.
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Thanks. I conditioned it tonight.
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That's good. You know, with your texture--
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- What are you doing?
- Intruder!
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- Marcie!
- Steve!
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You getting all this, Bud?
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Wow, look at them running around.
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Hey, how come I can't see anything?
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I got him, you guys. Over here.
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- How dare you?
- It's an outrage!
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This is an outrage!
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Hey, where'd that little guy come from?
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It's Marcie.
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No! No!
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Oh, God, Al, look at the mayhem
and carnage you caused.
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You know, every now
and then I really love you.
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He's your husband?
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Were you hurt so bad when
I divorced you that you'd marry this?
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Whoa, the desperation.
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This is the mighty Steve?
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The one you used to throw in my face?
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The one who wasn't much to look at,
but at least he's got a job?
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You know, you gigolos make me sick.
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You think because a man divorces his wife...
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...You can move right in and marry her?
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Well, I'm back.
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So you can just pack up
your hair and profile...
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...And find another heartbroken...
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...Discarded middle-aged woman to marry...
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...And leave us decent folk to our happy home.
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Pardon me, Yogi.
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You're not wanted here.
Marcie's got a real man now.
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- Is that right?
- Yeah.
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Well, according to my watch, it's 10:22.
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When I was married to her,
we were never sleeping at 10:22.
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She's just resting.
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She's been on the Tilt-A-Whirl since six p.m.
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- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Ever taken her in the kitchen?
- On and off the table.
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- Front yard, baby?
- Firehouse.
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- Dairy Queen.
- U-Lube It.
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- In a homeless person's shopping cart.
- Really?
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- How do you keep it from rolling? I--
- You see the wheels--
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Excuse me!
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Gentlemen, but I have
something I'd like to say here.
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Ta-ta, little nose.
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- I knew she'd come crawling back.
- Crawling?
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To you?
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"Ha-ha," I say.
I wouldn't crawl to you...
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...If I had a date with Mel Gibson, and
you had the last diaphragm on Earth.
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Me neither.
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Despite what you think,
you are not God's gift to women.
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Oh, yeah? Tell that to
the burly Earth First! babes...
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...Who come out every spring
looking for baby moose and loving.
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They may not shave like you and I...
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...But they can fill out a flannel shirt,
I can tell you that.
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Then why are you back?
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I'll tell you why you're back.
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You're back for this.
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I'm blind! My eyes! My eyes!
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That's right.
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Read them and weep.
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They answer to another man's whistle now.
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That's me, right?
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Just shut up and look pretty.
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And you, you can tell your story walking.
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- I know you don't mean that.
- Oh, don't I?
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- Jefferson.
- Yeah.
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Take me right now.
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Honey...
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...Mr. Bashful might be a little,
you know, under the weather...
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...What with the ex here and all.
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Do it and do it now!
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- He's looking at me.
- Oh, God, you are such a baby!
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All right. Just lie there.
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Okay.
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I get the message.
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But before I walk
out the door for the last time...
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...What's good for the goose
is good for the gander.
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Take this to your grave.
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Now I'm blind too!
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And none of you
could tell me she was married?
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We don't like to use the M-word
in front of the children.
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Open up, it's the FBI.
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That could just be for me...
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...Since stealing this egg
is a federal offense.
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Oh, and if you get any ideas,
so is harboring me.
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If you need me,
I'll be in the basement.
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Hello, Agent Mahoney, FBI.
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Have you seen this man?
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Have you seen this egg?
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They're known to be in the area.
Have you seen either of them?
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Let me tell you something.
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I served my country.
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I played high school football.
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Four touchdowns in one game.
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Yet I'm not exempt
from state and federal taxes.
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Now, is this any way America
should treat its heroes?
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So you just flash that badge
at some registered voter, buddy.
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We're Bundys.
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We hate cops.
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I feel good.
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Let's watch TV.
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And now this news brief.
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Former local man, Steven Rhoades,
is being sought by authorities...
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...For his theft of the egg
of a nearly extinct species of hawk.
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He's believed to be insane and dangerous.
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If you see him, call the police immediately.
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- Go chase yourself.
- Hey, we--
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We're Bundys.
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We don't call cops.
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- People call them on us.
- That's right, baby.
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There's a $10,000 reward
for information leading to his arrest.
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Now, wait a second now. Hold it now.
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Hold it now. Get off me here. Careful.
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Wait a second. Wait a second now!
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Family...
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...Have we forgotten our principles?
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Is $10,000 more important
to us than a friend?
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- Damn right.
- Get out of here.
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Get back, away from the phone.
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Al. This is $10,000.
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Now, I know in the shoe business
$10,000 is like Bigfoot.
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People claim to have seen it, but
no one's actually laid their hands on it.
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Do you know what we could do with this money?
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Doesn't matter.
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Family, gather around me.
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Gather around.
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Now, do you know why
we shouldn't turn Steve in?
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Because we already have so much?
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No.
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We should not turn Steve in because
the authorities want us to turn Steve in.
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Now I say we should all form
a united Bundy front against authority.
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Can I get a "Whoa, united Bundy front
against authority"?
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Whoa, united Bundy front against authority.
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The only thing that's important here...
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...Is the fact that we care about Steve.
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We should always-- What?
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Hello, police. This is an emergency.
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Hey, you canaries.
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- So I see you can't be trusted.
- Oh, Al, it's $10,000.
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I don't care. Nobody here
calls the cops while I'm still alive.
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What's this?
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Oh, I thought you might be thirsty,
so I fixed you some nice Tang.
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Tang don't smoke.
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Well, Daddy, it's the new
and improved smoking Tang...
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...Chocked-full of vitamins and ministers.
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Bottoms up, Dad.
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Hi, I just came to talk to Steve.
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Really?
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Well, then why isn't Jefferson with you?
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I thought he wouldn't leave
your side with Steve hanging around.
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Jefferson is a mature human being...
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...Fully secure in his masculinity.
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Steve, I wanna talk to you.
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00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,229
Marcie...
250
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:21,334
...I see you dumped the pretty
wrapping for the total package.
251
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,704
Steve, I've got something to say.
252
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,807
Last night things were said
in the heat of the moment...
253
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,043
...And I may have hurt your feelings.
254
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,680
- I've already forgotten that.
- No, let me remind you.
255
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,787
Look at this and see
what you'll never have again!
256
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:52,565
Peg, I'm blind. I saw it again
and it's all darkness.
257
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,503
Well, here, honey, drink this.
258
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,239
That's right.
259
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:03,243
What you see is what you don't get.
260
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:08,314
So drool on, dream on, move on.
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00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,819
Marcie.
262
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,889
Oh, that's what I wanted to hear.
263
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,325
Oh, I knew you loved me.
264
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:24,397
Now tell me who looks the fool.
265
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,434
Come on, honey.
266
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,803
Why are you wet?
267
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,240
Oh, it's not what you think,
it's just dog pee.
268
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,845
You know, I have lived here my whole life...
269
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,181
...And I never knew that our bush could talk.
270
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,888
Well, Kel, I'm sure our bushes
felt the same way about you.
271
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,795
Well, now I know it's truly over.
272
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,465
The Marcie I married would never
have beaten around with that bush.
273
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,137
But whenever I start to feel this way...
274
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,874
...I'm reminded of an old Ute saying.
275
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,947
That means when you see the tepee rocking...
276
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...Don't come a-knocking.
277
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,386
But I'll tell you this:
278
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,089
When you look at the big picture...
279
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,125
...The only thing that really counts
is friendship.
280
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,629
FBI, nobody move.
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00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,900
Traitors. Judases.
282
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:39,439
You turned me in.
Well, I put a Ute curse on you all.
283
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,754
Now there's no chance of getting that reward.
284
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,090
Mom, I think I can help.
285
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,425
Hey, wait a minute.
286
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,463
Hey, you FBI guys.
287
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,237
We hid him out. Don't we deserve
something for that?
288
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,539
Yes, according to the law, you do.
289
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,308
Cuff them, boys.
290
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,310
Go easy on the big guy.
291
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,147
He played high school football
for our country.
292
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:28,187
Well, see, Daddy, now thanks to me,
we're gonna get our reward.
293
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:32,258
Sweetheart, my reward
was the day you were born.
294
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,262
Just give me--!
295
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,769
Hey, wait a minute.
296
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,004
We didn't turn him in.
297
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,206
Who could have done this?
298
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,458
And so ends another episode of Buck Bundy ...
299
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,695
...Environmentally correct briard.
300
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:12,065
If you should witness a crime
against Mother Nature...
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00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,268
...Don't be afraid to call your dog.
302
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,804
It's not just a good idea...
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...It's the law.
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