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Yo, Roxanne, Grandmaster B here.
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That's with a big G, a big B
and a real big-- Well...
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You'll just have to come over
and see for yourself.
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Wait-- Wait, don't hang up.
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Come on, it's my 18th birthday.
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Maybe we could go out and get a soda.
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No, huh?
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Well, then, I guess a non-binding
sexual thing will be out of the question?
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Hello?
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Eighteen years.
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Eighteen years of loneliness.
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Total, desolate, stark raving loneliness.
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Well, happy birthday anyhow.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, cheer up, Butt-wagger B.
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I got you a very special present.
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Not this time, One-Size-Fits-All.
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I'm not falling for that again.
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Every year you say you got me a present...
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...I get all excited and it turns out
to be something stupid...
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...Like Clearasil in a drum...
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...The book, If You're Lonely And You
Know It, Let's Make Hand Shadows...
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...And my favorite,
the poster of the Village People...
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...With my picture over the face of the cowboy.
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Well, forget it. I'm 18 now
and I will not be fooled again.
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Oh, come on now.
I got you a good one this time.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Give me, give me.
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Oh man, oh man.
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Oh, wow, a tape recorder, for me?
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Oh, get serious, that's mine.
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I made a message for your answering machine.
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Hello, this is Bud Bundy,
also known as Grandmaster Virgin.
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You must have dialed the wrong number...
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...Because no one ever calls me on purpose.
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If you leave your name and number...
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...I'll call you back as soon as I finish
putting the negligee on my dog.
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Please hold.
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Please.
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I know it's a little long...
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...But then again we don't need
much room for messages, do we?
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Gee, smart, funny...
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...And she'll give you back change
for your dollar.
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Kel, if you really wanna get me
a present this year...
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...Just forget it's my birthday.
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That's all I want, for everybody to forget.
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Oh, there he is.
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My little, little birthday man.
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Come on, give Mommy a birthday hug.
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Look at you.
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Sixteen and already a heartbreaker.
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You're confused, Mom.
He's 18.
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It's his pimples that are 16.
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- That's it. I'm get--
- Come on, I got some for you.
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Now, kids, remember the rules.
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No fighting.
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Makes all the dust rise up.
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Anyway, Bud,
this calls for a big celebration.
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- So, what--?
- I don't want another birthday party.
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All I want is this girl, Roxanne.
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Then that's what you're gonna get.
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Is Roxanne Barbie's new friend?
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No. Roxanne's a real girl.
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What happened to that nice
976-girl he had a crush on?
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She won't take his calls anymore.
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My poor baby.
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Well, maybe this will take the edge off.
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We are throwing you a nice party.
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And guess what, we're renting you a pony.
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Bud, you better go out right now
and get yourself a half-gallon hat.
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But don't go just yet, there's more.
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Do you remember your favorite
TV show, Sticky the Clown?
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Mom, I haven't watched Sticky
since I was 12 years old.
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Well, a lot's happened to Sticky since then.
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He's out on work release...
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...And they-- And they say that
he realizes that what he did was bad.
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Well, I chalked up some more
frequent loser miles today.
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The Department of Juvenile Corrections
bussed some delinquents...
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...Over to the shoe store today...
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...To show them why it's so important
to stay in school.
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The guards made them watch me work
for over three hours...
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...Until even the most hardened punk
was crying like a baby.
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It's a new program called "Scared Rich."
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If only they'd had a "scared single"
when I was a punk.
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Anyway, I'm home.
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Who's gonna be the last straw?
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- Al--
- What a shock.
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Honey, it's Bud's 18th birthday.
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Don't you think it's time
you had a talk with him?
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You know, without the bathroom door
in between you.
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Well, what am I supposed to talk about?
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The accumulated wisdom of your lifetime.
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You know, like just how deep
does your finger go into your ear.
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Oh, and what do you do when your bellybutton...
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...Nose and rear end all itch at the same time.
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Don't make him learn it
in the streets, honey.
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Come on, Kel.
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Eighteen years old, eh?
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Son, there's so much that I wanna say to you...
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...But there's a show coming on
I wanna watch.
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Soon you'll be getting to that age where
you're thinking about settling down...
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...And raising a family.
That is if you're a woman.
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If you're a guy, you might consider
doing something for yourself instead.
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Remember, a man is a man all of his life...
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...And a woman is only sexy
till she becomes your wife.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is
happy birthday, son. Go away.
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There he is. The birthday boy.
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You mean birthday man, Marcie.
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Congratulations, Bud.
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Oh, boy, I remember when I was 18.
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Girls all over the place,
my phone wouldn't stop ringing.
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Boy, it must drive you crazy.
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Bud, you are so lucky to be 18
at this time in history.
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Back when I turned 18, all there was
was free love, free sex...
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...Free Huey.
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But you're much luckier than we were...
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...Because now, with all the numerous
and disfiguring diseases out there...
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...Young men and women really have
a chance to get to know one another.
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To actually be friends...
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...And not merely fornicating at will...
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...Like dogs...
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...In unusual places...
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...With people you barely know.
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And in ways that even today's bawdiest
strumpet could hardly imagine.
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Oh, foxy lady...
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...Coming to get you.
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Yep, 18.
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Driving my own car, pad down by the beach...
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...Checks coming in from my father.
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I tell you, it's the age to be.
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So I hear you're getting a pony and a clown.
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You know, it's not just any clown.
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Sticky the clown.
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Oh, he's out?
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Bud, it's for you. It's a girl.
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Really?
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She wants to take you to a movie.
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Well, how about that, folks.
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Looks like you can keep your clowns
and your parties...
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...And your lame memories of the '60s
or the '20s...
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...Or whenever the hell
you thought you were cool.
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You want a memory,
watch the grandmaster operate.
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Hey, babe, how they hanging?
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00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,276
Oh, hi, Grandma.
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00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,987
No, I haven't seen
The Care Bears Big Picnic yet.
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00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,656
Saturday will be fine.
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00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,125
Yes, I got the socks you knitted.
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Yes, I'm wearing them.
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Yes, I am too old to do that.
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Okay.
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Yes, I love my mama.
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So, what time's Sticky getting here?
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- The party's on.
- Okay.
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Hey, what kind of cake?
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If anybody wants me,
I'll be upstairs dead by my own hand.
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Son, I was saving this
until you were really low.
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00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,095
What?
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00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,965
Coppola's daughter wants to have tea?
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Do you wanna spend your birthday
atop a dying horse...
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...While a clown squirts you with seltzer
and your Mom takes pictures?
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00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,840
- No, Dad.
- Then shut up and get over here.
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You're gonna do what every male Bundy does...
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...When he reaches the age of 18.
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- Aren't we doing that right now, Dad--?
- Oh, shut up, son.
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No. Tonight I'm...
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I'm taking you to the nudie bar.
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Oh, Dad.
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My father took me just as his father,
Jebediah Bundy, took him.
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Seems that throughout history
all male Bundys...
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...And looking at hooters that
don't belong to them go hand in hand.
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I knew you loved me.
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Yes, the nudie bar.
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Where the music stinks
And they water the drinks
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The nudie bar
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Where the girlies dance
In their underpants
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The nudie bar
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Where you'll see their butt
And their traps stay shut
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At the nudie bar
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Here come the women, son.
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Now remember, this is our secret.
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- Do not give them a clue.
- Okay.
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Well, son, it's your birthday.
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You sit anywhere you want.
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Alrighty.
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Except there, son. It's--
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It's demeaning for the dancers...
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...And besides, that's where the nickels
people throw usually land.
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Here we go, son.
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Reserved for A. and B. Bundy.
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- Oh, Dad.
- I know, I know.
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All right, son. Sit here.
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Are you ready?
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I think so, Dad.
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Then go to it.
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Take it off.
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Did you hear my boy say, "Take it off"?
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Was it really that good, Dad?
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If this old heart could talk.
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00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:08,515
And now, son, something really special.
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I'm giving you six bucks.
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00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,292
Oh, Dad, your whole paycheck.
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That's right, son.
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No, no, son, it's not for you.
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00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,764
No, it's for the girls.
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00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,068
You're gonna be tempted to spend
all your money on the first girl...
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00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,703
...But don't do it.
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00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,240
Six bucks is too much money
to spend on any woman.
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00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,613
Don't worry about me, Dad.
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It takes more than a little leg
to shake me up.
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Oh, that Sticky.
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I never dreamed I could find
someone like him for only $5.
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He's still got it, hasn't he?
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We're here.
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00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,972
No, Buck, it's not Bud.
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Well, well, aren't you a big,
sexy, whatever you are.
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I'll just go upstairs,
splash on some Old Spice...
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...And we be getting it on.
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00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,095
Kelly, is this a friend of Bud's?
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00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,498
No, actually, you can't find one of those.
219
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,966
But this is Roxanne...
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...The girl that Bud loves,
but who can't stand him.
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I thought I'd do something nice for him,
so I convinced her to come.
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00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,175
He's really dying?
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You've seen him.
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I'm gonna miss him.
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00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,354
You must have confused me
with a clown who gives a damn.
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I got the cake.
227
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,497
No, Buck, that's Jefferson, not Bud.
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Like I give a cat's ass.
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If you want me, I'll be out in the yard
getting me some spotted stuff.
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Jefferson, it took you three hours
to get the cake?
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Well, we were talking about our youth
and all, and I got kind of nostalgic...
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00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,488
...So I bought a '65 Mustang.
233
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,258
You bought a '65 Mustang?
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00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,094
Well, when are you gonna get a job
to drive it to?
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00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,563
Hey, I look in the papers...
236
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,634
...It's just by the time I get up,
all the good jobs are taken.
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00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,303
You are gonna take that car back today.
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Right now, this instant.
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00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,074
And I don't wanna hear another--
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00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,318
Oh, all right.
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You can keep it.
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- But no more cars this year.
- Okay.
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- I'm Sticky.
- Me too...
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...But at least I've got a car.
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00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,606
Kelly, I've got to go.
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00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:58,678
I'm not spending my Saturday night
sitting here next to your father.
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00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,348
Are you kidding?
248
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,385
My father is not a clown, he's a shoe--
249
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,255
Yeah, you're right, that's my Dad.
250
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,258
Kelly, don't lie to the girl.
251
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,862
My husband is dead, Roxanne.
252
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,365
Hey, so when we gonna fire up this wingding?
253
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,269
Well, we'll start the party
as soon as Al and Bud get home.
254
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,646
Tricks of the trade, son.
255
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,782
When I die, this'll be yours.
256
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,684
Maybe.
257
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,520
Dad, I'm broke and I'm bored.
258
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,422
Well, I'll handle it, son. Watch this.
259
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,523
See, I told you
you don't need money to have fun.
260
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,992
You're the greatest, Dad.
261
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,562
Hey, young man, I sense a tone.
262
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,764
What's wrong now?
263
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,866
This place sucks when you're broke.
264
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,369
What place doesn't suck when you're broke?
265
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,639
To tell you the truth, it does get
kind of boring in here sometimes.
266
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,841
So then why do you come?
267
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,578
For this.
268
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,016
Excuse me, sir.
You bumped into me...
269
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,553
- ...And I think you owe me an apology.
- Drop dead.
270
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,660
Fine!
271
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:58,498
Go ahead, rookie, take your best shot.
272
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,328
Hey.
273
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,916
- You all right, son?
- I'm all right, Dad. Look out, Dad!
274
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:15,775
I hope it was as good
for whatever that was as it was for me.
275
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,343
Hey, what do I care.
276
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,479
I got mine.
277
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,595
Eighteen years old and your first bar fight...
278
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,197
...Like every other male Bundy before you.
279
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:41,601
I'm proud of you son.
How do you feel?
280
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,407
I feel great, Dad.
281
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,342
But where do we tell Mom we went?
282
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,044
Well, son, you're a man now.
283
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:55,014
You stare her straight in the eye, and
you tell her we were stuck in traffic.
284
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,318
But we know where we were.
285
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,421
The nudie bar.
286
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,191
Where you can't touch a breast,
But you can cave in a chest
287
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,627
At the nudie bar
288
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,463
Where you can look at a thigh
And blacken an eye
289
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,465
At the nudie bar
290
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:17,570
Where the beer gives you gas,
But the Bundys kick ass
291
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,547
At the nudie bar
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