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Here we go.
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- That was a great family day.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks for taking us with you, Al.
- Why don't we do this more often?
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Well, it's not every day an uncle dies...
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...And the coroner forgets to lock his house.
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It teaches you a lot
about human nature, though.
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I wouldn't believe
that kind of greed existed...
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...If I didn't see it with my own eyes.
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Those vultures.
Like your cousin Sheila...
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...Trying to take both of these TVs.
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Boy, the nerve of some people.
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So, kids, how'd you do?
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Now, wait a minute.
That wasn't in Uncle Joe's closet.
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I know, but there were too many people
stealing in there...
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...So I went upstairs to his wife's room.
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But she's still alive.
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Well, she should have thought of that
before I took it.
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Look what I got.
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A gold tooth.
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That's not really gold, honey.
It's just yellow.
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In fact, we call it "Bundy yellow."
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Show him, honey.
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Damn. Great, now I have nothing.
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Well, cheer up, son.
I hear Aunt Addie's real sick.
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You mean, the one with the really
nice lamp? Oh, I'd love to have that.
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- Maybe for my birthday?
- Consider it done.
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- Hey, what'd you get, Daddy?
- The only thing I wanted, pumpkin.
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That is, besides from
Uncle Joe's mistress.
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I got Uncle Joe's watch.
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Uncle Joe wanted me to have this watch.
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He told me so the last time
I saw him alive. I was seven.
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I'll get it.
I wish Uncle Joe had died...
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...Before I spent 12.95 on this stupid watch.
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Hello, Aunt Heather.
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We-- We missed you at the take.
I mean, at the wake.
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We were so sorry to hear of his passing.
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Yes, your grief was evident as
you tried to bite the ring off his finger.
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I was kissing his hand.
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I loved the man, damn it.
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Well, keep your memories then...
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...And give me back
everything you jackals looted.
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- It all belongs to me.
- Who says?
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My lawyer. Fork over the watch.
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He wanted me to have this watch.
He probably even said so in his will.
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He didn't have a will, so it all
goes to me. Give me the watch.
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What, you want this watch?
You think you can get it? Come get it.
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Well, come on, lawyer boy.
You want a little piece of this?
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Don't push it, Bundy. There's laws
in this town against stealing.
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Not to mention overflowing
a dead man's toilet.
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Thank you.
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And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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All I have left of poor Joe.
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Come on, babe, the hock shops close at six.
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We'll send the police
for the rest of this stuff.
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- We got a plane to catch to Bimini.
- Toodles.
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God, your relatives are scum.
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He really did want me to have that watch.
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What idiot would be so thoughtless
as to not leave a will?
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- Do you have a will, Daddy?
- Well, no, but...
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...I will have one after today. I don't
want this to happen to me if I die.
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I shall gather all of my belongings.
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I've worked for 25 years.
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I've lived and I've loved.
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Later on, I even married.
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All that is mine shall be divided among you.
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I have nothing.
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Now, come on, Dad.
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I wouldn't call a 45
of "Under the Boardwalk"...
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...And a baseball card of Joe Nuxhall nothing.
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{\an8}Yeah, and a copy of
Sports Hijinks on beta.
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Peg, how could this possibly be?
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I've worked for 25 years.
I've amassed nothing.
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Oh, honey, it's not your fault.
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You could've been rich.
You just never had the break.
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Or the brains or the skill...
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...Or the initiative or even
the mindless charm some get by on.
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Feel better, snookums?
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Kids, give Daddy a kiss.
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He's not dead yet.
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Well, he's close enough for me.
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I'm still going to write a will.
Now, get me a pencil and paper.
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I wanna list all my worldly possessions.
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I said, all my worldly possessions.
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Peg, don't you understand
this is important to me?
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How would you remember me if I died tomorrow?
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- As a lover.
- A father.
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A provider.
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Come on, Daddy, why aren't you joining in?
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Well, because you're making fun of me.
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Come on, kids, let's leave
your daddy alone to write his will.
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Gee, I hope I get his toilet seat.
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Don't be greedy, Bud.
You're already getting his hairline.
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See, now we're laughing at Bud.
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Why am I making out a will?
Buck, I'm leaving everything to you.
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Aruba, here I come.
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Hi, Al. I heard your uncle died.
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You wanna go out for a drink or anything?
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Yeah, later, after you've left.
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Let me ask you something.
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What would you have to leave
if you died tomorrow?
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A good-looking corpse.
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I'm sorry, Al, I didn't mean
to rub your face in it.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm making out a will.
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I have lots of material possessions.
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Hey, Joe Nuxhall. We used
to make little boats out of these...
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- ...And sail them into the sewer.
- Hey, now!
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I, unlike you, have provided for my future.
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I was just thinking, you know,
something else to leave behind.
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You know, something that...
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Something that identifies Al Bundy, the man.
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- You've got plenty.
- I know that.
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Could you give me an example?
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Well, you got all those gold teeth.
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And you were a football star
in high school, weren't you?
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I mean, I wish my kids could grow up
saying I was a football star.
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Well, they will,
because obviously I'll lie to them...
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...But it would be nice to have
mementos like you.
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- That's it!
- What?
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My mistake was I was looking
at my life in the present.
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I should have been looking
at my life pre-Peg.
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My football mementos. That's what
says Al Bundy was really here.
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- Yeah!
- I'll give Peg my old football jersey.
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Good old number 33.
It'll be good for her...
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...Because that's how old she can
tell her next husband she is.
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And then I can give my old MVP trophy
to Kelly to go along with hers.
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Although... Although,
for the life of me, I can't figure out...
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...How she got a football trophy
having never played the game.
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And then there's Bud.
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Can you loan me a nickel?
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I won't lend it to you,
but I'll trade you even for your Dodge.
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Come on, Al.
Surely you've got something else...
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...From your football days
to leave to your son.
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I do.
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I do.
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My game ball from the greatest day
in anyone's lifetime.
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The day that I scored four touchdowns.
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Yeah. My game ball.
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That is what I shall leave to my only son...
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...The carrier of the Bundy seed and name.
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And from the looks of things, the last.
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He shall get the most special thing
I ever had in my life.
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It's perfect. Where is it?
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I gave it to some cheerleader
I was Bundyfying at the time.
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So I'll get it back from her.
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We had something very special
between us, me and...
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...Whatever her name was.
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Peg? Peg, let me ask you a question.
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You remember the name of the
cute cheerleader I was crazy about...
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...Before I got drunk
and woke up married to you?
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Why, yes, I do.
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In fact, I remember this rhyme that
everyone used to say about her:
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If you wanna get drunk
Get some brandy.
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If you want a social disease
Just call Sandy.
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Sandy-- Sandy Jorgenson.
Thank you, Peg.
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Why do you wanna know?
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Oh, well-- No, Peg,
Jefferson was wondering...
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...Who my second favorite girl
in high school was.
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I wish I could remember
who my first favorite was.
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So what if she's unlisted?
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This is about a football, damn it!
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A man would give me the number.
Hello?
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You just spent 25 cents on a phone call...
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...To retrieve a football worth ten cents
to leave to your son.
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Although, I know a pigskin will
forever remind him of his dad.
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There's just one thing I wanna know.
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Oh, sure, Marcie,
the part with the cups go in front.
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Present company excluded, of course.
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You better watch it, Al,
if you want us to keep coming over.
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Look, Al.
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I hate to interject sanity
into your quest for the holy fail...
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...But if you seriously wanna
find this person...
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...Why don't you call a detective agency?
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There are some that specialize
in finding missing persons.
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She's beautiful and resourceful.
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Well, I went to one once to find
an old boyfriend.
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Six feet, good-looking...
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...And a perfect 10, if you know what I mean.
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Oh, God, I never had it so good.
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The things he made me do.
The things he made me feel.
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Everyone since then has just been
an empty shadow in comparison.
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Well, not everyone.
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My ex-husband, Steve, was pretty good.
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Marcie, you wouldn't happen to have
that detective's number handy?
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- Don't be ridiculous, why would she--?
- Sure do. Right here.
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Well, don't look at me like that.
It was just a coincidence that I had it.
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I have no need of a lost love
when I have you.
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I am great, aren't I?
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Sure.
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What do you mean, "sure"? Just last
night, you called me Captain Kaboom.
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Would you have preferred
Private Noodle?
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Hey. Hey, Al's gonna think you're serious.
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It's just a little code we have.
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It means there's a party in her pants
and I'm the guest of honor.
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Oh, yeah, hello. Yes.
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I'm looking for a girl I gave a football
to that I scored four touchdowns with.
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Yes, I'm Al Bundy.
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Polk High, yes. Yes, I was number 33.
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Yes, I do have a problem with foot odor.
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Peg, get off the extension.
I'm trying to make a call out here!
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Come in.
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Sandy?
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Hiya, Al.
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Sandy?
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Do you like what you see?
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Well, I don't know, I haven't been
able to take it all in yet.
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You know something, Al...
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...I think you look even better now
than you did in high school.
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Incredible, isn't it?
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So, Touchdown, what have you been
doing with yourself since high school?
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I mean, the last time I saw you...
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...You were taking a summer job
as a shoe-store man.
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Yeah, you said you wanted to buy
some new carburetors for your car.
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What ever happened
to that old Dodge of yours?
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Let's not talk about the past, okay?
I'm a live-for-today kind of guy.
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Oh, you mean...
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...We can't talk about your old football days?
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Well, I mean, if that makes you feel better.
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Watching you in motion back then
always made me feel better.
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So, Touchdown, are you
just as good as you always were?
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Well, I haven't gotten any complaints,
if you know what I mean.
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- Show it to me, Al! Let me see it!
- Well, it isn't quite what it was.
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- I'll be the judge of that. Let me see it!
- Well, I can't see any harm.
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You still got it, Touchdown!
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Yeah, well, where's it gonna go, you know?
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Al...
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...I know why you're here.
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Now, Sandy, before you go any further,
I'd like to say something:
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You're hurting me.
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No, I'm not kidding. You're hurting me.
Take your leg off or I'll sock you one.
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Oh, Al.
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Hey, did you ever regret breaking up with me...
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...Right before the homecoming dance?
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- You know what I want, Al.
- Well, what, a huge McNugget?
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- I want that dance you owe me.
- Oh, now, Sandy...
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...You know I never danced unless
it was gonna get some sex for me.
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Oh, that didn't open an ugly door, did it?
237
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,058
Oh, come on, Al.
238
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:43,463
At least promise me a dance
if our song comes on.
239
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,533
You remember "Blue Velvet."
240
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,836
Well, okay, but only if that song comes on.
241
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,849
That's a good one, God.
242
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,505
All right. There, that's...
243
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,576
Now, wasn't that nice, Al?
244
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,547
Let's... Let's sit back over here.
245
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:49,963
- Just like old times, huh, Al?
- Oh, man.
246
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,400
Oh, Al, no more dance-y?
247
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,402
No more spine-y.
248
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,440
Oh, my poor Touchdown.
Would him like a back rub?
249
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,143
Well, you know, Sandy, what I'd really like--
250
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,651
You know, Sandy, this might be
a good time to ask you something.
251
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,786
What is it, Al?
252
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,656
What do you want?
253
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,225
My football.
254
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:58,164
Your football?
You mean, the game ball?
255
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,166
Gee, Al...
256
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,637
...Giving me that ball was
what let me know I was special to you.
257
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:09,042
Yeah, I know, so could I have it back?
I wanna give it to somebody else.
258
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,046
Well, well. And here I thought...
259
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,082
...The guy who dumped me
20 years ago was crawling back.
260
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:20,053
I should have known.
All he wanted was his football.
261
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,022
Well, all right, Al.
262
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,959
I'll give it back to you...
263
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,662
...On one condition.
264
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,231
Oh, all right.
265
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:39,105
No, no, the moment has passed.
266
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:40,607
I was just...
267
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,109
I guess I was just kind of remembering...
268
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,779
...How you and I used to play catch
with it at the park.
269
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,549
Could I at least throw you one last pass...
270
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,818
...Just to remember the good times by?
271
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,320
Sure, if it'll help take the edge off,
you know...
272
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,124
...Watching the big guy walk out
of your life for the second time.
273
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,827
Can you still lay it in there
anywhere you want to?
274
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:04,931
I sure can. Can you still catch it
anywhere I lay it?
275
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,733
I sure can.
276
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,268
All right then. Go long.
277
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,017
Yes, son, this ball means everything to me.
278
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,453
Not that you and what's-her-name
and what's-her-name...
279
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,756
...Haven't brought me great joy.
280
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,461
But I'm glad we're talking here alone, son.
281
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,430
I don't want the others to be jealous.
282
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,899
Well, there's no need to whisper, Dad.
283
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,902
They heard you were coming home
from the hospital today...
284
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,737
...So they went to a movie.
285
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,010
That's good. That's good, son...
286
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,946
...Because we can have
this private moment together.
287
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,083
I went through hell to get this ball,
but it was worth it.
288
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:02,555
Because now I'm going to leave you,
my only begotten son...
289
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:06,392
...My Joe Nuxhall baseball card.
290
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,697
Well, what about your football?
291
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,466
My football? Are you insane?
292
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,736
I'm going to leave this
to the only one I truly love:
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00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,404
Me.
294
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:23,209
No, Bud, I'm going to be buried
with all my football stuff.
295
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,278
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