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You stink.
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Why'd you turn down that job?
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What job?
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The job I dreamed Lee Iacocca offered you...
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...When he came into the shoe store.
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You're mad at me
for something I did in a dream?
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Well, you don't do anything when I'm awake.
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Al, put down the book,
I'm going to sleep.
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Why don't you get a second job?
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You know, lots of families
are two-income families.
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You see, Peg, two incomes
means that two people...
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...You know, in the same family, work.
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Well, I don't have two husbands
in this family.
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Oh, come on, Al.
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It would just mean you have to work
eight hours more a day.
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I mean, you waste more time
than that sleeping.
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Peg, see my face?
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This is the face of a man
who sells shoes all day long.
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Now look at my face the way
it would look if I had another job.
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Well, I can live with that.
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Oh, come on, honey.
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If you don't do it for me,
just think of Kelly and Bud.
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Aren't they worth another eight hours?
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Kids!
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The defense rests.
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Get out.
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To conclude:
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You can stab me with knives.
You can beat me with clubs.
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You can make me open my eyes
while we're having sex.
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But believe me, Peg,
there is nothing you can do or say...
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...That will ever make me consider
getting another job.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you, honey.
I joined the Record-of-the-Month Club...
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...So we have to cut back
on a few household expenses.
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Dad, the phone's dead!
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Don't worry, I'll call them.
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- Yeah?
- I came for the job.
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It can get rough.
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I played high school football.
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- So you think you can handle it?
- What do you think?
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Let's give it a try.
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Bathroom's in there. Good luck.
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Get that too.
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Boy, to be a private eye.
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Babes and bullets flying around everywhere.
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Good chance that one of them might hit you.
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I'd be a great private eye. Yup.
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Al Bundy, trouble is my business.
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I carry a mop.
I clean a detective's bathroom.
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Oh, God!
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Mr. Dallas?
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I want to live.
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- What?
- No-- I said my name is Al Bundy.
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I'm Jack Dallas' new partner.
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Sit down and show me your tail.
I mean, tell me--
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Tell me your tale.
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It all started a few months ago.
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She was a sultry dame.
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Dressed to the nines,
except for a pair of cheap pumps.
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And man, was she a looker.
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She had more curves
than the Matterhorn at Disneyland.
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And there didn't appear
to be any Japanese tourists...
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...Standing in line ahead of me,
waiting for the ride.
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She was some dish...
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...Hot as my neighbor's dinner.
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By the way, why don't I ever eat dinner?
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Oh, well, that's another case.
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Oh, my God, she's crossing her legs.
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So, what do you think, Mr. Bundy?
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What?
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About my problem.
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I guess I should have been listening.
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How would a real PI handle this?
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I know.
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What?
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My uncle, the great explorer,
Colonel Franklin Van Pelt...
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...Is about to bequeath the famous diamond...
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...Known as the Pharaoh's Eye
to a member of my family.
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I know he's going to leave it to me.
So do all of my other relatives.
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I need you to be at the family ceremony...
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...And protect me in my bequest.
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Will you take the case, Mr. Bundy?
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Cross your legs the other way, baby.
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Mr. Bundy?
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What?
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The case, will you take it?
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I need your help desperately.
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I wanted to tell her the truth...
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...But one look into her troubled thighs...
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...And I knew I had to play this out
to the bitter end.
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Or at least until I saw some hooter.
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I don't have much to offer.
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How does a hundred bucks sound?
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Oh, I'll pay.
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So this was my case...
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...Protecting the babe from her family.
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They were an ugly bunch,
but the old man, the colonel...
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...Seemed like a decent guy.
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I think he felt a bond between us.
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I guess I should pay attention
to what he's saying.
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- What?
- Your foot is on my cat.
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Sorry.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm just going to get my coat out of the car.
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Uncle keeps it just freezing in here.
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As I watched her leave,
I suddenly realized...
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...Who really did put the "bomp"
in the "bomp sh-bomp."
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I think I said that out loud.
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Oh, well.
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I looked over the family.
You could tell they hate the old guy.
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Sure, he was paying the bills...
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...But from the look of Vanessa's shoes...
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...He was as tight as the skin
on Joan Rivers' face.
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But if they feared or hated me,
they sure hid it well.
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All right, you fruits and vegetables...
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...It's time now to see
which one of you pond scum...
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...Will get the prize of the Van Pelt family.
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Oh, uncle...
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...We don't care about the jewel.
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We just want you to live forever.
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Nice set of lips
to reach my heinie from there.
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That's a good one,
Colonel Van Sanders.
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- Who are you?
- Your worst nightmare...
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...A shoe man with a badge.
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No.
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My worst nightmare
is a hooker with cold hands.
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Well, I won't keep you ferrets
waiting any longer.
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The new owner...
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...Of the Pharaoh's Eye...
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...Shall be...
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- Who turned the lights out?
- Who's touching my breasts?
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Don't shoot me, I'm a shoe salesman.
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What's happened?
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Nobody move. I suspect everyone
and I suspect no one.
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What are you looking at?
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Oh, Mama.
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He killed our beloved uncle.
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And worse yet, he's stolen the Pharaoh's Eye.
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Oh, Mama!
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So let me get this straight.
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Now, you went for a job as a janitor...
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...Took a case as a private detective,
and now you're wanted for murder?
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Essentially.
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Well, then can I have my allowance now?
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I'm wanted for murder, you dolts.
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The cops are gonna track me down...
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...And send me to the hoosegow.
I could use a little help.
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I have a plan, Daddy.
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It would be you, pumpkin.
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Now, Daddy, the cops are probably watching...
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...The airports and the train stations
and the bus stations, right?
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Well, there is one way out.
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You could dig a hole to China.
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I saw Bugs Bunny do it once.
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Daffy never found him.
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Pumpkin, if Daddy gets the chair,
would you sit in his lap one last time?
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I'd be honored.
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Look, Dad, it's obvious
you cannot hide out here.
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Why? You figure this is the first place
the cops'll come?
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No, I got a girl coming over
and quite frankly, you embarrass me.
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Al, Al. I just heard it on the radio.
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There's a $50,000 reward on your head.
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We've gotta act fast.
Here, put on this hat.
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Put on this coat.
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Put on this cuff.
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I've got him! Come in and shoot!
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Shoot!
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Shoot him! Shoot him with your gun!
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So I ran.
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You would too
if you had a price on your head...
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...And a bad burrito in your belly.
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Amazing how many locked bathrooms
there are in Chicago at night.
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I was tired of running.
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I knew what I had to do.
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I think you have
a little plumbing problem in there.
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Anyhow...
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...I called you all together here tonight...
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...Because I knew that the one person
who had the diamond...
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...Would not be here.
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But we're all here.
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Then forget I said that.
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What I meant to say was that the killer...
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...Is you.
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And just what do you base that on?
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Absolutely nothing.
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Which is why the culprit is you.
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Sorry, dick, it's well-known
that I'm deathly afraid of the dark.
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I was frozen in place.
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Who touched my breasts?
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It was me.
I had to check out your story.
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Which brings us to you.
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You plunged the knife in your uncle's back...
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...Then snatched the diamond
with your free hand.
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One gets to meet so few true fools.
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Which only leaves the killer...
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...You.
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Come on, Leonard, admit it.
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You were the criminal mastermind
that put this intricate plot together.
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Now what do you have to say?
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Daddy?
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Okay.
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Gee, then maybe it was me.
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I'm sorry, Al.
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I wanted to believe you.
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I'm calling the police.
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Freeze, baby.
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Where were you when the lights went out?
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- I was outside in the rain.
- Were you?
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I prefer to think that you're the killer.
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- Oh, my God.
- That's ridiculous.
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- You have no proof.
- Don't I?
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Sit down.
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I say that you never did
go outside that night.
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You waited by the door for the right moment...
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...Hit the light switch, dumped
the vase on yourself to get wet...
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...And stabbed your uncle!
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You still haven't proved anything.
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Like the man in the stall said to
the man waiting, "Give me time, baby."
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When we met I couldn't
help but notice your shoes...
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...The same shoes you have on now.
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I used to sell shoes.
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For years.
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When I was a teenager,
but not when I'm grown up...
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...Because a real man
wouldn't have a job like that.
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And I recognized these shoes...
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...The Malaysian A220 Stilettos.
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So cheap that the only ones who wear them...
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...Are beggars and wives of shoe salesmen.
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You couldn't have gone outside
that night, or any other night...
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...Because these shoes
are so cheaply constructed...
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...That they fall apart
on contact with water, like this:
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Well, baby...
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...What have you got to say?
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- I did it.
- Really? You're kidding.
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No. I hated him.
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And I hated all of you.
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He was going to give the diamond to a museum.
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I would have got that for you.
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You were incredible.
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You broke me.
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Take her away, lieutenant.
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They'll probably put me away for 20 years.
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Will you wait for me?
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What for? You'll be old.
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Good work, Mr. Bundy.
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I'm the curator
for the Museum of Natural History.
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As a reward, I'd like to present you
with this check for $50,000.
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He looked at me strangely.
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Maybe it was because he wasn't
expecting me to take the check.
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Or maybe it was because he wasn't
expecting me to soil my underwear.
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I guess I'll never know.
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Fifty thousand dollars.
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Fifty thousand dollars.
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Fifty thousand dollars.
It's real, it's real.
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What?
255
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,525
Al, you're making happy noises in your sleep.
256
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,094
Thought there might be something wrong.
257
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,998
Wait a--
258
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,666
Wait a second.
259
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,968
Where's the $50,000 that I brought home?
260
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,905
You know, for solving the case
of the Pharaoh's Eye?
261
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,340
Say what?
262
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,078
It couldn't have been a dream.
It couldn't have been a dream.
263
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,314
Honey, maybe I'd better get you an aspirin.
264
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:46,119
We can lay here and solve the case
of the wife who isn't getting any.
265
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,923
But it can't be a dream.
It just can't.
266
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,191
Kids!
267
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,194
Bud, quick.
268
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,964
Was I a detective wanted for murder
or was it a dream?
269
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,134
Just might have been a dream, Dad.
270
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:05,905
Do you call yourself "Street Rapper
Grandmaster B" or was that a dream?
271
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,640
Oh, come on, Daddy.
272
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:12,011
- Even Bud's not pathetic enough to--
- Wait a sec, Grandmaster B?
273
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,581
The chicks would be all over me.
274
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,849
I could wear my hat backwards.
275
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,819
Oh, man, I'm gonna
go write my first rap right now.
276
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,823
How about calling it "Yo, I'm Really a Boy"?
277
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,896
Peg, tell them it wasn't a dream.
278
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,900
Honey, I'm gonna go get you those aspirin.
279
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,339
I think I'll make it a double.
280
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,211
- Kids, that's enough. Hold it.
- I hate you.
281
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,980
Kids!
282
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,216
One quick question, that's all.
283
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,218
Is your mother...?
284
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,554
Repulsed by you?
285
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,657
Disappointed financially and sexually by you?
286
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:01,060
No. I don't care about that, you dolts.
287
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,528
Is she pregnant?
288
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,033
Marcie?
289
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,470
You think he's crazy?
290
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,740
Well, he must be.
He didn't ask about you.
291
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,415
Well, honey,
I just took the last of the aspirins.
292
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,852
I figured you'd just get a headache
when you go to work.
293
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,390
Now what's that for?
294
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:33,426
Well, you dreamt you had $50,000...
295
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,662
...And yet you still came home to me.
296
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:40,066
That says a lot.
Says that you really do love me.
297
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,405
What would I dream that for?
298
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,473
Because you do.
299
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,876
- I do not.
- Do too.
300
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,611
No, it's just that...
301
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:55,114
...It's too late now
for me to get anybody else.
302
00:21:56,683 --> 00:22:00,486
Well, now, see, that wasn't so hard.
303
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:07,226
Peggy "wuvs" her detective pooh bear.
304
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,635
Gee, honey, you know what I wanna do now?
305
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,238
The same thing I wanna do?
306
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,143
Well, let's get to it.
307
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,679
You get the paper plates,
I'll order the pizza.
308
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,082
Oh, baby!
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