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All right, contestants, we polled
100 derelicts and asked them:
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"If the government actually made you work...
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...What job would you least like to have?"
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- Shoe salesman?
- Number one answer!
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And I might add,
the answer given by all 100 people.
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Yeah, certainly "game-show host"
must have got one vote.
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Dad, you got a minute?
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For you, Bud? No.
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I'm not Bud. Now, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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When the hat is on,
I'm street rapper "Grand Master B."
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When it's off, I'm Bud.
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Got it? Now...
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...The hat is on. Who am I?
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Mommy's second little joke on me?
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The Grand Master is not amused.
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Now, listen, Dad,
I need 20 bucks for a pizza.
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I need you to leave it on the table...
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...So I can pretend to steal it
in front of the girl.
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Because, after all, I am an outlaw.
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Well, I'm sorry, Grasshopper.
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That's Grand Master, you fool.
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Gas-passer, Bass-haster,
what's the difference?
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All right, look...
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...I'm gonna have to communicate
with you in the language of the street.
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Yo, I'm broke.
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Now put your little hat on sideways
and boo-boo away.
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The Grand Master will not forget this.
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One day these kids are gonna learn
the value of a dollar.
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Daddy, can I have $1000?
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Well, sure, pumpkin. Get it from Bud,
I just gave him a million.
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Yep, that's the story of my life,
a dollar short and a week late.
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Oh, please, Daddy.
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It's for something really important.
I need a gown.
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Now, as you know, I am a model.
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And for the past few months, I've been
proudly reigning as Miss Weenie Tot.
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But I've decided that it's time to move up...
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...So I am going for the coveted title
of Miss Cheese.
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How proud can a father be?
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Miss Cheese is no joke, Daddy.
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I could lord it over
all those other snotty cheeses.
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Miss Swiss, Miss Gouda...
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...And that haughty
Miss Individually-Wrapped American...
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...Who thinks her cheese doesn't stink.
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Oh, please, Daddy, it's only $1000.
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Well, pumpkin, why can't you wear one
of your gowns from Miss Weenie Tot?
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Because they all smell like pork
and old men's hands.
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I'm sorry, honey, but as you know,
your mother's pregnant.
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We have to put our money aside for
the things that pregnant women need.
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- Where is Mom?
- She's at the beauty parlor...
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...Having her stomach wrapped in mud.
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Who wants to be the first to see
their reflection in my shiny belly?
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Mom, Dad won't give me $1000 for a gown.
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Al, is this true?
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Well, I'm sorry, Peg.
I saw some underwear I had to have.
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It's not true, Mom,
he just gave Bud a million.
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Be gone, cement booties.
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Fine. Then I shall get it on my own.
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And I shall be cheese queen, this I vow.
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Honey, I agree with you
about not giving the kids money.
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I didn't want to say anything.
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There's no sense in them hating both of us.
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Anyway, I need money.
I have to go to the doctor.
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For what?
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I'm pregnant, you Zagnut.
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- And I want you to come with me.
- Why? I never came with you before.
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Now, don't get me started on that.
I'm talking about the doctor.
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I don't want to be the only woman
there alone.
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People stare at me
and I wonder what they're thinking.
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If you're with me,
at least I know what they're thinking:
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"Why didn't that poor woman come alone?"
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Peg, you can sweet-talk me all you want...
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...But I'm not sitting among
a bunch of fetus condos in overalls.
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All right, I'll just have to think
of someone other than you...
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...To be the father of my baby.
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Well, why didn't you think of that
five months ago?
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Honey, I was worried that if the baby
showed any signs of promise...
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...You'd get suspicious.
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Now, come on, help me think.
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Who can I get to play the part
of the father of my baby?
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Mom...
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...I'm glad you're here.
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Who am I?
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- My husband.
- What?
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Stay tuned for our after-school special...
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...I Drink Because My Dad's a Shoe Salesman.
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Good one.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Listen,
I'm preparing for my beauty contest.
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So ask me to name six types of cheese.
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Oh, okay. Name six types of cheese.
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Good, pumpkin.
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Sweetie...
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Honey, you know, I'm really sorry...
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...I couldn't buy you
that thousand-dollar gown...
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...But as you know I'm--
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A failure, Daddy?
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I know. But it's okay.
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Because I got a night job, earned $1000...
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...And I bought the gown myself.
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Now wait a second.
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My pretty teenage daughter...
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...With the brain of a fruit fly...
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...Earned $1000 in three nights.
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Should I be worried?
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Okay, we're ready to go to the doctor.
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Come on, Bud, show Daddy how nice you look.
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I know that face.
Why, it's Grandfather B.
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It's funny, I always thought
wingtips and a fedora...
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...Would make me look cool.
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Imagine my surprise.
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Hey, where'd you get the fake,
greasy mustache?
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I shaved your back.
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Come on, let's go, sweetheart.
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Dad, please don't make me do this.
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Peg, I will not let you do this to the boy.
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Mind your own business, Al.
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So long, son.
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Hi, Al.
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Hi, Al.
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I snuck in because if anyone saw me
coming in here in broad daylight...
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...I'd just die.
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Anyway, I need some advice.
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Well, throw a wig on it
until it grows to a woman's length.
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Well, can't I just grow one really long hair...
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...And wrap it around my entire head like you?
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Come on, Al, I need some advice.
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Jefferson's been staying out
really late the last few nights...
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...And coming home smelling
like cigarettes and exotic beers.
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Where is he, Al?
Where does he go?
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Probably, if he's coming home to you,
a bar with really ugly women.
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Well, I know he has a wandering eye.
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I've seen him watching the Madonna videos...
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...And I can tell he just wants to
put on a pointy bra and vogue.
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But I can't understand
why he has to leave for a good time...
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...Just because I'm pregnant.
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I mean, there are a lot of men
who still find me quite attractive.
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Well, they do.
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Especially now that I have the big bazooms.
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Yeah, I only pray one of those
monsters doesn't fall on the baby.
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Oh, God, I'm losing my husband.
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Well, probably.
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Since you're a single mother now,
you have a lot of time on your hands.
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I tell you what,
why don't you help me. Listen...
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...How could a pretty, teenage,
not-so-bright girl...
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...Earn $1000 in three nights?
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Well, let's see.
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Either as an opening act for MC Hammer...
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...Or perhaps by spanking elderly gentlemen...
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- ...In a tight black leather outfit.
- Hey, now.
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Now, I know my little girl.
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If she was doing something immoral,
a father would know about it.
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Daddy, I'm going out now
and I'll be home by dawn. Okay?
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Goodbye, pumpkin.
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You see, a father has a sixth sense
about these things.
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Sort of a second eye, if you will.
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Hello.
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No, Kelly's out.
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Yeah, I'll take a message.
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You have the money...
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...And you can't wait to see
if she's as good as the guys say she is.
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And you'll meet her where?
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Well, perhaps I'll see you there.
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Don't do anything hasty, Al.
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I'm calm. I'm calm.
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I'm sure there's a rational explanation
behind this...
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...And I'll get to the bottom of it
calmly and rationally.
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Do you believe what that girl
can do with her hands?
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You gonna try her next?
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Not me. I'm happy just watching.
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Nice game, chump.
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Well, I guess my daughter
didn't really need braces.
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All right, who's the next victim?
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Well, looks like no takers, Kelly.
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Might as well take a break
until your next match gets here.
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Hey, thanks for backing me for only
80 percent of the profit, Mr. Darcy.
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Hey, if I as an adult
can't help out our young people...
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...Then am I not a part of the problem?
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Hey, mister, you wanna buy a car stereo?
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Find me a Blaupunkt and we'll talk.
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You gotta give something back.
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Well, if you need me,
I'll be over there...
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...Recalibrating the angles for my bank shots.
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You know, cushions are a little bit
dead to the sides.
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- Actually, I have to go wee-wee.
- Okay.
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I'll bet there's no one dumb enough
to get suckered in by her now.
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I don't know, that guy who just
walked in looks awful stupid.
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Where's my pumpkin?
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Hey, you guys. Have you seen
a cute little blond-haired girl?
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Yeah. She just finished off some guy.
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If you want a piece of her action,
go see her manager.
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That guy over there.
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Oh, hi, Al. Man, you should see
your daughter hustle--
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Say goodnight, Superfly.
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Hi, Daddy. What's new?
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Stand back, pumpkin.
He's just about to pop...
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...And I don't want teeth and eyes
all over you.
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But Daddy, it's not Mr. Darcy's fault.
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It was my idea to hustle pool.
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Why didn't you tell me
that's what you were doing?
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You said you didn't like me
hanging out in these places.
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Well, sweetheart, you were only five then.
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Well, Jefferson,
looks like I owe you an apology.
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Here, let me help you up.
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There now. Here. All right.
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No harm, no foul. Friends, huh?
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Honey, this place is a little unsavory
for you. What say we go in a bar...
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...And we get Dad a beer and girlie
magazine and straight home.
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Well, I have another match coming.
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- Daddy, I can't lose.
- Honey, it matters not.
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When it comes to my girl there are
some things more important.
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I've got $10,000 that says
I can beat any girl in the house.
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I think we can handle that--
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What's that you say, Jefferson?
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I should handle it? You're covered.
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I'm Slick Stick Jackson.
Who are you?
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Who am I? Why, I'm Al...
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What's a cool nickname for me?
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I'm AI "Daddy" Bundy.
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Where's your money, Daddy?
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What are you, my wife?
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I'll get that money
if I have to dance naked in the street.
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Daddy.
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- Sailors are the best tippers.
- Thank you.
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Hey, blondie...
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...And "Action Jackson" over there...
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- ...Where's Daddy?
- Strip-search me.
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Let's shoot pool, fat man.
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Hey, Al, can I get you a chair
or a coffin or something?
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Daddy, you look so pale.
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That's because I've been all over town...
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...Selling pints of blood to nine blood banks.
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Al, the human body only holds eight pints.
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Well, that's what they say.
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But the brain hides some.
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So you see, Mr. Koppel,
I'm a living example...
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...Of how the brain
really doesn't need blood to work.
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Oh, the pretty colors.
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So I'll take that 150 and bet it against--
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Hey, everything looks like noodles in here!
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Don't worry, Daddy.
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As God is my witness,
you will have blood again.
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00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,532
Thank you, Jefferson.
243
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,570
Seven ball.
244
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,772
Double kiss.
245
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,522
Oh, did I win again?
246
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,960
Good girl, pumpkin.
247
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:52,398
Hey, umpire, he's got a horse in his pocket.
248
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,967
Now, I need a ruling.
249
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,720
Well, you seem to be doing a lot better, Al.
250
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:19,225
You stopped air-guitaring
"It's A Small World."
251
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,662
Must be the beer.
252
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,165
The brain doesn't need blood,
just gotta keep the brain wet.
253
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,902
What's going on?
254
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:33,039
Well, you were up five grand
and we could have quit, but you said:
255
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,609
"Damn a unified Germany. Play on."
256
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:42,916
So now if Kelly makes this shot,
you win $10,000.
257
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:46,819
Well, seem like I do what I was
knowing then, hey, white boy?
258
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,058
Now I gotta give my pumpkin
a little pep talk.
259
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,793
Al...
260
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,264
Pumpkin?
261
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,174
What, Daddy?
262
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,046
Well, I was saying,
I'm proud of you, pumpkin.
263
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,480
You're succeeding.
264
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:18,585
I tried to succeed,
but failure was in my blood.
265
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,121
Guess I don't have to worry
about that anymore, huh?
266
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,760
What I'm trying to say is that the fate...
267
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,729
...Of not only King Charles...
268
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,866
...But the entire Restoration,
lies on this shot.
269
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,203
This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
270
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,726
As I was saying, pumpkin...
271
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,195
...It's very important that you make this shot.
272
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,498
It's very, very important.
273
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,968
I made the shot, Daddy.
274
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,771
Yes!
275
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,777
We're rich. We've got $10,000.
Where's the money?
276
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,080
Well, a goat ate it, Dad.
277
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:58,951
A pink one?
Head like George Washington?
278
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,486
Yep, that's the one.
279
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,022
I know that goat.
280
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,558
I didn't trust him when he took my beer.
281
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,860
I know where he lives.
Come on, pumpkin.
282
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,030
Come on. I'll hold him down,
you take his wallet.
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