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{\an8}? They're Disney Chibis ?
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{\an8}? With their own TV show ?
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{\an8}-? Together for the better
or the worse ? -[all scream]
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? We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ?
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? Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ?
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? They're Disney Chibis ?
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? With their own TV show ?
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? A monumental
cartoon science first ?
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-? Does it all make sense? ?
-? Who cares? ?
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? Disney presents ?
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? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?
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[toots party popper]
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Oh, look, it appears
the Chibis are celebrating New Year's Eve
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just like us.
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Addison is using
her alien powers
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to prepare for the ball drop.
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Those brainy StuGo kids
are concocting a batch
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{\an8}of fizzle-licious soda water
for a midnight toast.
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[loud explosions]
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But one Chibi seems unprepared
to start a new year.
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Ugh, Tilly!
I haven't finished
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any of my New Year's
resolutions.
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Now they're basically
old year resolutions.
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Oh, Candace.
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You were so focused
on busting your brothers,
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you never completed
your wonderful personal goals.
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Like, make a perfect souffle.
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{\an8}Mom! Phineas and Ferb
just launched Cricket Green into space!
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-[Tilly] Or learn to paint.
-[thuds]
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Mom! The boys are defrosting
an ancient cave duck!
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{\an8}Or your resolution to-
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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-[watch beeps]
-Ugh. I only have a few hours until midnight.
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How am I supposed to finish
this whole list by then?
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Did somebody say...
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{\an8}"List?"
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Who are you,
weird teddy bear guy?
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And how did you get
in my backyard?
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Oh, I invited Beta.
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He may appear
to be a teddy bear, but he's actually
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the Chibiverse's
most advanced supercomputer.
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{\an8}And I specialize
in turning to-do lists into to-done lists.
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OMG, how convenient!
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Can you help me
get this done before midnight?
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Of course I can.
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{\an8}According to my calculations,
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{\an8}your next
most optimal list item is...
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{\an8}Candice's New Year's
resolution number 42,
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star in an epic
music video montage!
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-[? rock music playing]
-? Check this ?
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? Resolution list
out by midnight ?
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? Gotta get my New Year
started right ?
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? Gotta do it all
at the speed of light ?
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? First of all
learn to line dance ?
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? Fight a battle
with a lance ?
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-? Beat a con
at a game of Chance ? -? Check! ?
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? Check, check, check! ?
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{\an8}-? We gotta check it off,
have some fun ? -? Check, check! ?
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? Check it off, do it soon ?
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? Before the year is done ?
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? Take a dip
in the money bin ?
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? Race a turtle
and watch him win ?
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? Make Kevin take us
to the drive-in ?
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? Check, check,
check, check! ?
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? Go to the gym
and get real swole ?
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? Zip on a zip line
Lose control ?
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? Fly across the moon
I'm on a roll ?
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? Yeah, we gonna check it ?
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It's our solo.
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Oh, yeah, I can play
guitar now.
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Check that off the list, Beta!
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-[snaps]
-Whoa, whoa! Hand cramp
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from wailing
on the guitar too hard!
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-Okay, we're back.
-[? music resumes]
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-? Check it off
Have some fun ? -? Check, check! ?
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? Check it off
Do it soon ?
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? Before the year is done ?
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Congratulations, Candace.
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With resolution number 127,
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"Smash guitar dramatically,"
done,
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you are down
to the last item on your list.
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And there's still 10 minutes
until midnight.
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You can do this.
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{\an8}Oh, it is gonna be
so satisfying to complete a list,
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{\an8}which was
my New Year's resolution.
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Now, that final item...
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Hang on. Where is that music
coming from?
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[? pop music playing]
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[gasps]
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Phineas and Ferb are throwing
an unauthorized party
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while Mom and Dad are out?
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Finally, I can bust those two.
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Oh, but your list.
You're so close.
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[Candace] Shh.
Mom will have to believe me with proof.
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Wait, Candace's New Year's
resolution number one,
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"Stop trying to bust
your brothers all the time."
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[gasps] Oh, right.
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Sounds like you can either
bust your brothers
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or finish
your resolution list.
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I've spent too much time
focusing on my brothers
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and not enough time on me.
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I'm more than
just a tattletale.
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Delete message.
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{\an8}-[swooshes]
-Phew. Almost blew my whole year there.
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Ooh!
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Uh, I think you hit "Send"
on accident.
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What? No, I...
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Ah! Stupid hand cramp!
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Come back here!
I meant to hit "Delete," and you know it!
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Too late.
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[blows raspberry] Whee!
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{\an8}Well, so much
for not busting your brothers.
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Just once
I'd like to finish a list.
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[angrily] Is that
too much to ask?
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No. We can't give up.
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We've got to get that message
before it gets to Mom.
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She's at the big
New Year's party on Grown Ups Island.
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Okay, Chibis,
I need your help with one last resolution.
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Stop that message!
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[? upbeat music playing]
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Whee! [blows raspberry]
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[laughs maliciously]
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[tires screech]
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What? I knew grownups
were having fun on this island!
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Ooh!
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? Switch your partners
Do-si-do ?
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? Take your phone out,
don't look now ?
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Ooh!
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Yee-ha!
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[Candace] Libby, you're up!
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Oh!
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Yeah, we really shouldn't
have relied on turtles in a chase situation.
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Grunkle Stan!
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Message failed.
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[Beta] Ha-ha! That's it!
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We completed the list!
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Yes!
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Just in time.
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Oh, my heartiest
congratulations, Candace.
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Thanks. Feels good.
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Now let's go home.
We have a New Year's party to attend.
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Hey, come on.
I'm getting into shenanigans.
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{\an8}I do love a shenanigan.
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Guess this is
a pretty cool party.
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Wow. Who knew you guys
are having so much fun.
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You know, maybe this year,
my resolution will be
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to do more stuff
with my brothers.
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Who's up for building
a half-pipe in the backyard?
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Give me that skateboard,
Cave Duck!
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[crashes]
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Uh-oh. I am so busted.
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? Chibiverse! ?
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{\an8}? They're Disney Chibis ?
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{\an8}? With their own TV show ?
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{\an8}-? Together for the better
or the worse ? -[all scream]
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? We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ?
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? Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ?
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? They're Disney Chibis ?
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? With their own TV show ?
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? A monumental
cartoon science first ?
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-? Does it all make sense? ?
-? Who cares? ?
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? Disney presents ?
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? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?
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Hmm. I can't see
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what's going on
in the Chibiverse today...
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Wait, is this
a frozen meatball?
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Uh-oh. Looks like
we had a mix-up,
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and someone put
the Chibiverse in the freezer.
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{\an8}I hope the Chibis are okay.
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{\an8}[? whimsical music playing]
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{\an8}I don't know about you, Barry,
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{\an8}but I need a cozy cup
of hot cocoa
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to kick the snowy day up
a notch.
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You read my mind, Kiff.
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How did she do that?
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Sweet. We got the last one.
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[Beagle Boy]
One packet. Ten Chibis.
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There's only one way
to save this.
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An epic snowball
battle royale?
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Uh...
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If any of our hot-chocolatiers
get hit by a snowball,
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-they're done for.
-Well-
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The last Chibi standing
wins the hot cocoa!
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And Gloria
will oversee the making of the heated drink.
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And if you get hit
by a snowball, you have to...
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{\an8}[both] Perform a dramatic
fake death scene?
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Yes!
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[all cheering]
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Oh-ho, this is gonna be
so much...
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-[thuds]
-[shuddering] ...fun.
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Gramma! How could you?
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How about
that hot cocoa, Tilly girl?
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[clears throat] Dramatic
fake death scene, please.
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[wailing]
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Oh, great stuff.
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Let the battle begin!
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? Hot cocoa, hot cocoa, ooh ?
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? Hot cocoa, hot cocoa, yeah ?
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? Hot cocoa, hot cocoa
Ooh, yeah ?
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? Gone are the days
of a Chibi calm ?
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? And abiding by Chibi laws ?
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-? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
-? Gone is the hero's moral strength ?
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? 'Cause we just found
a brand-new cause ?
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? A snowy, cold wind
It blew right in ?
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? And away blew our sanity ?
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-? Our sanity ?
-? Only one can win this fight ?
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? Only just one mighty Chibi ?
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-? Chibi ?
-? I need hot cocoa ?
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? I need a nice, warm,
cozy treat to sip ?
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-? Treat to sip ?
-? I'll do whatever it takes There's no room for mistakes ?
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? Gotta get that packet
in my grip ?
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? I need hot cocoa ?
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? Ain't nothing in this world
more important than this ?
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-? More important than this ?
-? Give it all you got ?
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? For the chocolate
served hot ?
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? Take aim
Better not miss ?
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[thuds]
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Wait! Are you kidding me?
219
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I got taken out
by a ding-dang squirrel?
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00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,105
Sorry, Alice.
You have to play dead.
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Okay, fine.
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Might as well
get in some practice.
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Oh, what a world!
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What a cruel, stupid world!
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[cries out]
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? I need hot, hot,
hot cocoa! ?
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[chewing]
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The grandmas, the platypus,
and the frog boy are goners.
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Also the helmet kid
and the robot jock.
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-So that just leaves...
-[whooshes]
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-[Barry] The gargoyle!
-[thunderclap]
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-[roars]
-Run!
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[Barry screaming]
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[laughs maniacally]
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Surrender, Chibis.
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I'm winning that hot chocolate
for my dear old ma.
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Kiff, can we just
let him win?
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No, Barry,
we've done terrible things.
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There's no turning back
from hot cocoa bliss.
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00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,748
Okay, well,
it's two versus one. Should be easy-peasy.
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00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,626
[all laughing maniacally]
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00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,004
More like two
versus one hundred.
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Should be difficult-pifficult.
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Quick! Behind the gargoyle!
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00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,352
Huh?
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I think I have an idea.
247
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,056
Barry, cover me!
248
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,060
[Beagle Boy] There's no use
fighting back, bunny boy.
249
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,439
You can have
some hot tea or hot cider,
250
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,193
but the hot chocolate is ours!
251
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,153
Oh, no,
there's too many of them.
252
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,156
Back off my bestie,
Beagle Boys!
253
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,117
Huh? I thought
Gizmoduck was out!
254
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,163
{\an8}He is, but I'm Kiffmo Duck.
255
00:11:45,198 --> 00:11:47,247
Quack.
256
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,749
[laughs]
257
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,375
{\an8}You stole Gizmoduck's suit.
258
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,669
{\an8}Do you even know
how to work that thing?
259
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,296
I sure don't!
260
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,966
Uh... [uncertainly]
activate snow mode?
261
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,720
[grunting]
262
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,391
[laughs]
263
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,353
Come on. No cheating.
You're supposed to play dead.
264
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,648
We're the Beagle Boys,
you nutty squirrel!
265
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,609
We don't play by the rules.
Right, fellas?
266
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,819
[all laughing maniacally]
267
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,155
{\an8}All right, then.
You asked for it.
268
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,785
Activate... [uncertainly]
super snow mode?
269
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:32,126
[straining] Ah!
270
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:43,137
[sobbing] I just wanted
to make my ma proud. [sighs]
271
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,601
Kiff, we won!
The hot chocolate is ours!
272
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,272
No, Barry, it's yours.
273
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,024
Kiff?
274
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,525
Kiff, no!
275
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,443
Go get your cocoa, Barry.
276
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,153
And here, take these.
277
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,532
Use them well, old friend.
278
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,866
Kiff? Kiff?
279
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,535
[fake death sigh]
280
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,328
No!
281
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,165
-Kiff, that was really good.
-Thanks...
282
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,543
No!
283
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,130
Oh.
284
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,133
[Barry] Oh, it's Barry
with an A.
285
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:22,259
You... Never mind.
286
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,887
[singing]
? I got hot cocoa ?
287
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,975
? This cup of victory
is pretty nice ?
288
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,352
? The marshmallows are sweet ?
289
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,187
? And the smell
can't be beat ?
290
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:38,943
? But was it worth
my best friend's sacrifice? ?
291
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,324
Ooh, it's hot outside.
292
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,660
There, that should
warm things back up.
293
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,828
I don't know about you, Barry,
294
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,997
but I need
a refreshing ice pop
295
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,208
to kick this hot day up
a notch.
296
00:13:58,248 --> 00:14:00,130
Well, crud.
297
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,257
? Meatballverse! ?
298
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,593
{\an8}? They're Disney Chibis ?
299
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,178
{\an8}? With their own TV show ?
300
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,472
{\an8}-? Together for the better
or the worse ? -[all scream]
301
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,224
? We mashed up every story
in our laboratory ?
302
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,685
? Smash cut
to the Chibiverse ?
303
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,520
? They're Disney Chibis ?
304
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,022
? With their own TV show ?
305
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,441
? A monumental
cartoon science first ?
306
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,109
-? Does it all make sense? ?
-? Who cares? ?
307
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,736
? Disney presents ?
308
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:27,741
? Chibi, Chibi, Chibi, Chibi
Chibi, Chibi, Chibiverse! ?
309
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:31,411
[Gary] The SS Relationship
is the biggest luxury cruise
310
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,246
-in the Chibiverse.
-[ship horn honks]
311
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,207
With exclusive
couples activities,
312
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,042
an all-you-can-eat buffet,
313
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,294
and world-class entertainment.
314
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,755
At least that's what
the brochure says.
315
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,341
{\an8}All-I-can-eat buffet?
You fools!
316
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:47,886
{\an8}Ah, what do you mean
I can't get on if I'm not in a couple?
317
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,055
{\an8}Sorry, Helen,
but the SS Relationship
318
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,224
{\an8}is for couples only.
Right, babe?
319
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,850
{\an8}-Totally, babe.
-[both giggling]
320
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,352
[Helen grumbles]
321
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,063
How am I supposed to dazzle
those cruise directors
322
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,399
and convince them
to make me the headliner
323
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,819
if I can't get on the boat?
I'll curse them.
324
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,738
Or we could solve
each other's problems.
325
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,367
I'm single. You're single.
We both need on that boat.
326
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,036
You mean
pretend we're a couple
327
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,705
in a blatant disregard
of the rules?
328
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,375
[both chuckle]
329
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,751
[Helen] Hello,
Addison and Zed.
330
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,671
This is my boyfriend, Scratch.
331
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,089
[muffled] Mmm.
Nice to meet you.
332
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,175
OMG! Another magical girl
with an undead boyfriend?
333
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,095
Welcome aboard,
and have a love-ly trip.
334
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,013
-Great pun, babe.
-Thanks, babe.
335
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,141
Wow, those two are obnoxious.
336
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,476
Like, you're in love.
We get it, [chuckling] right?
337
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:40,939
Pfft. Who needs love
when you have the spotlight?
338
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,817
Of course. Well, been
a pleasure seeing you.
339
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,277
But you've got a stage to hog
340
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,195
and I have got a buffet
to demolish...
341
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,966
-[camera shutter clicking]
-...so good day to you, ma'am.
342
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,909
Ah.
343
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,204
Pastries, pies,
pate a plenty!
344
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,290
-Ah-
-[Addison] Hey, Scratch.
345
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,500
What are you doing in here?
We're about to set sail.
346
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,920
We've got a boatload
of couples activities planned.
347
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,548
Babe, I loved that pun
a whole yacht.
348
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,216
{\an8}-[both giggling]
-Oof.
349
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,969
You know, I'll just fill
a plate and join you later.
350
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,637
Actually,
on the SS Relationship...
351
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,224
[both] We always do
everything together.
352
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,351
No!
353
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,898
Believe me, I'm not happy
about this either.
354
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,400
Hello, couples.
Each of you has a canvas.
355
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,445
We want you to paint
how you met your love.
356
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,946
[all] Aww.
357
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,616
Hey, this looks so fun,
358
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,202
but when will the auditions
for the cruise entertainment be?
359
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,369
Don't worry about that, Helen.
360
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,497
Just enjoy time
with your sweetheart.
361
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,706
[both giggle]
362
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,832
[retches]
363
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,917
Ready...
364
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,460
-Set...
-[both] Paint!
365
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,296
[grunts] Painting
isn't going to get me the headlining gig.
366
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,757
{\an8}Listen, there's no buffet
for me either.
367
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,884
{\an8}Now get sloppin'.
368
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,094
-[alarm blaring]
-I'm sorry, everyone,
369
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,722
but it seems we have
impostors on the ship!
370
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,224
[all gasp]
371
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,475
[both grunt sheepishly]
372
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,810
These two
are not a real couple!
373
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,020
-I can explain!
-[mumbles]
374
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,689
[Zed] Eda, and Grunkle Stan!
375
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,982
[growling]
376
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,734
[both screaming]
377
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,863
Sheesh, these people
really take relationships seriously, huh?
378
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,700
No, no, no.
Let's not let those loudmouth liars spoil things.
379
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,037
Our next activity
is one we know everyone will love.
380
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,956
Time for Couples Spaghetti.
381
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,584
{\an8}What in the name
of heart emojis is Couples Spaghetti?
382
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,595
It's one long noodle
you eat together and meet in the middle.
383
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,757
-Hey!
-Out of my way!
384
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,761
Zed and Addison can't see
my magnetic talent through you!
385
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,056
Let go! Food is my thing!
386
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,809
-[crashes]
-Yes! Got the noodle!
387
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,730
{\an8}Yes! They're looking at me.
Why don't they look impressed?
388
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,566
We know what's going on here.
389
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,609
Uh...
390
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,572
Why don't you say
what you think is going on?
391
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,783
You've had a fight, of course!
392
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,576
Yes, of course.
393
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,538
We're a couple,
and we're in a fight. That's it. Caught us!
394
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,040
Don't worry. We're gonna
help you get through this.
395
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,751
-With the power of...
-[both] ? Song ?
396
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,586
Song, you say?
397
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,713
You'd be surprised
what can change
398
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,755
with a little key change.
399
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,757
Do we have to do this
in front of everyone?
400
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,509
Scratch, this is my chance.
401
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,430
Zed and Addison will finally see that
I'm the headliner they've been searching for.
402
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,141
Then, while I perform
my big solo,
403
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,059
you can sneak off to pig out.
404
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,605
That does sound logical.
Hit it!
405
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,025
? Things started out
so great ?
406
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,444
? And definitely not fake ?
407
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,196
? I knew the stage
was my fate ?
408
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,115
? There was chicken
and steak ?
409
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,117
[sniffles]
410
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,953
[both] ? We are both
so different ?
411
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,748
? How could this
ever work out? ?
412
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,459
? But when you held
my hand tight ?
413
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,211
? Painted me in starlight ?
414
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,798
? How could anyone
think that this thing ?
415
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,008
? Could be love? ?
416
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,469
? You helped me
get on this ship ?
417
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,055
? There was sauce
on your lip ?
418
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,474
? Oh, no
I'm starting to think ?
419
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,310
? That this thing
could be love ?
420
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,146
? Oh, what is this feeling? ?
421
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,648
? Butterflies in my tum ?
422
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,984
{\an8}? I should be show-stealing
But now I ?
423
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,071
? Care for someone ?
424
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,531
? We're just a witch
and a ghost ?
425
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,159
? You smell
just like French toast ?
426
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,370
? It's hard for us to admit ?
427
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,081
? But this thing
could be love ?
428
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,083
? Yeah, it's time to admit ?
429
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:33,756
? That this thing
Yes, this thing could be love ?
430
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,677
[burps]
431
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,513
Sorry. I actually think
that feeling was indigestion.
432
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,848
Ugh. Why does it smell
like bologna?
433
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,059
That was gross.
434
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,644
But, hey,
you're not fighting anymore.
435
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,105
And now that you've warmed up
the crowd for us,
436
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,023
let me introduce
our headliner,
437
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,442
Hannah Montana!
438
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,862
Are you kidding me?
Hannah Montana?
439
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,532
I've done everything
to impress you two lovebirds!
440
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,200
I nearly kissed a dead guy
441
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,786
so you'd make me
the headlining entertainer!
442
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,122
Wait, isn't Scratch
your boyfriend?
443
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,332
No! My true love is the stage!
444
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,211
Scratch is halfway
to his true love, the buffet.
445
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,295
Ah...
446
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,714
[grumbles]
447
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,675
Oh, this feels
like we're busted.
448
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,886
-[both] Ah! [grunts]
-Wow.
449
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,096
[ship horn honks]
450
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,266
-[Helen] That blew up
in our faces. -I'm sorry, Helen.
451
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,809
Maybe we aren't in love,
452
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,396
but what do you call
a couple who isn't romantically involved,
453
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,273
but likes to be
around each other?
454
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,608
I think they call that
"Friends," Scratch.
455
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,654
Yes, that's what we are!
We're friends!
456
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,740
[Tilly] Did we hear "Friends"?
457
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,116
[horn honking]
458
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:46,579
Come onboard
the SS Friendship, pals.
459
00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:48,538
[Scratch] Huh?
460
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,998
-There's a dinner show.
-Ah!
461
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,129
-And we're currently looking
for talented singers. -[gasps]
462
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,836
Helen, did you hear that?
463
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:58,089
It's a combo
of the things we love most!
464
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,467
I love friendship!
465
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,844
? Chibiverse! ?
466
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,722
[? theme music playing]
467
00:21:04,772 --> 00:21:09,322
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