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Load game. Wait, I'm curious.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Wait, you're telling me in

2017 I spam saved like I do now? Wow. I

really am the same person. I can't

believe I don't remember this game.

Also, why do I have so many saves in the

yard? Let's do new game. Normal. I have

witnesses. I click normal. It's not on

easy.

Okay, everyone.

>> Hey, baby.

>> Oh my god.

>> Just wanted to send a quick hello and I

love you.

>> It's kind of quiet.

>> Oh, good news. I'm going to be coming

home soon. Yay.

>> Mom,

I cannot wait to be done with this

babysitting job.

>> Babysitting

>> and come home to my loving husband.

>> Oh, she's speaking to her

>> husband.

Oh, I got to get back to work.

>> Who is she babysitting?

>> Ethan, I miss you so much. I'm sending

tons of kisses.

>> Bye, baby.

>> A.

Oh, to be loved.

Ethan,

Ethan, you were right.

I did lie to you. I shouldn't have.

All I can say is that if you get this

what?

Stay away.

Why do people lie?

>> Oh,

>> hello.

>> Hey, it's uh it's Ethan.

>> Oh, hey. You all right? You just

disappeared the other night.

>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm I'm good. I'm good.

>> Whoa, look at the graphics.

>> She's not dead. She's alive. She looks

like real life.

>> You found her? How? What happened?

>> I don't know. Look, I don't know how,

but she's back. She's back somehow.

Maybe it's a prank, but she wants me to

come and get her.

>> Where is she?

>> Whoa.

>> Dolvie. Dolvie, Louisiana.

>> Dude, it's been 3 years. I know. I know,

but what if it is her? I have to find

out what happened.

>> She literally said stay away.

Okay. I feel like if someone tells you

to stay away, you're supposed to stay

away. The power of love. That's his

wife. I don't know if this is a hot

take. I don't care if you're married.

You should still respect someone's

wishes. What do you mean that's his

wife? Like he owns her. Said that's my

property. I'm going to get her.

Coming baby.

>> Wow.

So far,

>> this looks incredible.

Look at these bushes.

>> Bunch of flies.

Oh, wow. It's a nice puddle. Ugly old

game. Not going to lie, this game is not

that old.

Check my objectives with V. Find Mia.

Okay, we have a door here. All right.

Where's my wife? I own you, woman. Huh?

I should just go on my incel arc. [ __ ]

it. What's this way?

Um.

Oh, okay. That looks like the way we're

supposed to go. So, maybe I check this

first.

Nice. Wait, aren't you already one? I

don't think I'm an incel yet. Yet.

Nice. The sewer gators episode 15. Sneak

into a Louisiana ghost house. See,

that's the only thing I remember of this

game is that we're in the sewers. Wait,

we're not in the sewers. We're in the

swamp. We're in good old Louisiana.

Accept her gift.

Okay.

All right.

I love.

Ah. Yeah. I actually hate when they put

the bug noises in your ear. Is it

bugging you?

Yuck. Whatever. I'm one with the

freaking bugs. Whatever.

The colors look a little strange. I

agree. It looks very brown, doesn't it?

Like it's giving CS GO. It's a swamp.

Aren't swamps like a little bit greener?

Oh my god. Hey, have you seen my wife?

All right. Oh,

okay. It It feels like we're in a

flashback, you know, cuz it's so There's

like a filter.

Oh, art.

Beautiful.

Ow.

I feel like this isn't as high quality

as I remember it, but to be fair, I

don't remember it. Crouch.

This game's 10 years old. Really? Wait

for Village. It looks amazing. Oh, I'm

I'm so excited for Village. Whoa, dude.

You can see the the backdrop back there.

That's giving PlayStation.

Oh.

the textured wall. Yeah,

there is a lot going on.

All right, we got some smoke here.

All right, let's check it out.

This was made with VR in mind. Oh,

that makes sense.

We have a house.

Oh.

Oh my god,

babe. I want to look at it.

Good old Texas.

Oh, that was a bush. Read the email. Oh,

yeah. This right

f from Mia Winters sent July 18th, 2017.

Wait, 2017? Did I play this game right

when the g game came out? Wait. Come get

me.

Wait. What? Baker Farm, come get me.

What? Oh, so he he was told to go get

her. It's bait. They're using my wife as

bait.

This is kinky.

Oh,

did I put it 100? Oh.

Whatever. I'm not even scared.

You know what's scarier than this? Real

life.

Just a [ __ ] game. Okay, I clearly

need

scissors.

All right, we got some meat.

Oh, is that me?

Oh.

All right. We got a leaky faucet.

Nice.

We got a microwave.

Some leftovers.

We have a fridge.

We got more leftovers.

and some goo

meat. Ooh, the the daily over 20 missing

in two years.

20

miss. Oh, hello.

Oh, everything.

I like the physics a lot.

All right, we got

>> [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Really, dude? You come in here and

you're concerned about the cockroach.

Like,

>> I feel like there's a lot going on.

Damn. Making a lot of noise.

Oh, that's not me. That's someone else.

E.

Well, it sounds like someone's upstairs.

So, I'm just going to go this way.

Like kind of a reflection, but not.

Um,

all right. We have a room.

Why are you guys giggling?

Shut the door.

You never see what Ethan looks like, by

the way. Wait, is Ethan not from the

previous games?

Oh my god. A pervert.

Perve.

Perve. He's new. Is there anything in

this game that correlates to the

previous games or is it a standalone?

Seven is Ethan's first appearance.

Very little. Okay. Ah, of course.

Resident Evil loves breakers. Ah,

stairs. Of course. Yes.

Piano.

Fine. I won't play the piano then.

TV. Oh, I got to find a a VHS. For those

of you that don't know what a VHS is,

okay, back in my day, you would have a

tape and you would put it in here and

you can rewind it and fast forward it,

you know? You can't just download

everything like you you you whipper

snappers. VHS

V vertical

home tape. Oh, video

home tape. Yes.

Oh,

looks like the owners. What a happy

family. This kid has schoolio.

Schooliosis for sure. Okay. Are there no

collectibles?

Should I go upstairs first?

Okay.

The resident upstairs is evil.

art. That's nice. I'm a weirdo.

Oh.

Oh, new save data. You've reached the

maximum number of save slots. What's

wrong with me? Actually, what the [ __ ]

I actually I can't remember any of this.

My past self set me up for failure.

Dire diictic house something.

All right, let's go watch a movie over 9

years ago. 2017 was 9 years ago.

All right, let's put this in

June 1st.

Oh, Phil.

>> Where did you find this guy? Give me a

break, Pete. Hey, I only work with

professionals. Speaking of which, make

sure the sound is right this time. I

don't want a repeat of Amarillo.

>> Oh, two [ __ ] years ago.

>> I don't do ADR.

>> This new guy, I'm not stealing it

>> again. Just don't be surprised if we

have to make a change.

>> Interactive movie.

>> New plan. We do a walkthrough of the end

first,

>> then we shoot the intro, just like we

always do.

>> For the Try to say the show's name this

time. Okay,

>> no problem.

>> Tonight on Sewer Gators, another

worthless [ __ ] [ __ ] hole. Happy

ecstatic.

Why would we come here in the middle of

the night unarmed like this? Oh no, this

is so bad. This was a demo for Resident

Evil 7.

>> All right, let's go.

>> Oh, really?

>> Get out of the way.

>> Why are they so rude to each other?

>> It's locked.

>> They They're probably just co-workers.

God damn it.

>> Why are we in hell this time? Do you

ever prep? What's the prep? Shitty

house, spooky sounds. Ooh, is it

haunted?

>> Let's jump him.

>> [ __ ] me. I was an anchor, you know.

>> Weekend sub, Pete. Not anchor.

>> What's that?

>> Nothing.

>> What's the story, Andre? Abandoned

farmhouse, missing family, foul play

suspected.

>> Why would we come here unarmed like

this? That's crazy.

>> How long do you say this place has been

abandoned?

>> 3 years.

>> 3 years.

>> Clancy, get a shot of this. This will

make a great cutaway.

>> Okay.

>> So, uh, Hillbilly Joe and his family go

missing.

>> Not hillbillies, the Bakers. Jack and

Margarite Baker. And they were quiet,

not backward. A lot of bad rumors about

their son, Lucas. Bad seat, apparently.

>> Uh-oh.

>> [ __ ]

>> The bird's still here.

>> I should have wore my good shoes.

>> No, bird. Wait a minute.

>> [ __ ] Glad I had my shots.

Although, this make a great backdrop.

>> Oh, Andre.

>> Bridge is still the same.

>> Looks good, boss. Ghosts sided in by

you.

>> Andre.

>> Andre.

>> Andre.

>> Clancy. You see where Andre went?

>> I'm Clancy.

>> Where is he? Unfucking believable.

This is the last time I work with that

guy. I mean, producers, they come and

go, but a a good cameraman like you,

Clancy,

you stick with me.

>> Okay. I feel I feel again, guys. I feel

it. I feel I'm scared. I feel it. I

don't think I'm numb anymore. I feel

things. [ __ ] Wait. This is so scary.

I'm going to cry. Okay. Okay. It's fine.

It's fine. No, this is I do not remember

this. This is crazy.

Okay.

>> What the [ __ ] was that? What the [ __ ]

was that?

>> Did you hear that?

>> Andre,

where the [ __ ] is he?

Audrey, where are you, man?

Stfoo. Stfoo. Shut the door. Shut the

door. Oh, I can't shut the door.

What the hell?

>> The hely.

>> You got to be [ __ ] kidding me.

>> All right, new deal. We find Andre and

we go. I mean, [ __ ] this show.

>> Yeah.

Okay,

looks good. I would never play this in

VR. Have any of you actually play this

in VR? That's so scary. Why does he

sound like Sketch? Wait, you're right.

>> You first.

Need a nice hero shot of me coming down

the ladder. So, uh, you first.

There.

>> What do you see? What is it?

Um,

no.

He's he's he's

on his tiptoes.

It's AI. It's not real.

>> Jesus.

>> Oh, we got to go back down there.

A sellar.

Yes, we we Okay, I have to I have to I

have to go potty. I have to go potty. I

have to go potty. I have to go potty. I

don't really have to go, but it's it's

to the point where I feel like if a

really bad jump scare happens, I might

pee myself. I

I have never cheated.

I only steal and I only Oh, I cheat on

my home.

>> Are you serious?

Damn it.

Wait, the the bodies are missing.

The ladder broke.

It's a nice light.

What is this?

Help. The shadows look freaky.

What?

Oh, I see. It's water. It's super still.

Look at the reflection.

Ah,

why would I? Uh,

ducking.

The texture of the water is so

interesting. There's like three layers.

There's a really fast layer that's going

underneath and then there's like a

grayer layer and then there's like a the

the top layer. I wonder what it's like

to be a game dev. It's probably so fun.

It probably takes a lot of time but

which I don't have patience for but it's

probably so fun like making something

look as realistic.

Oh, excuse me. Emily, is that you?

Extra Emily.

I can smell you from a mile away.

All right.

Emily, stop.

Not the Wasn't supposed to be Italian.

It's my chopped Tagalog.

Wait, I need to learn how to properly

say it. Oh yeah, my mom said that so

much when I was growing up. And then

she'd grind her teeth, do this to me,

and then she chased me.

Oh,

art.

Oh,

what? Hello.

Oh, syringes.

Man, why are we already in the cellers?

I feel like we just got here.

Babe.

Babe.

Babe.

Okay. How do we get her out? Oh, we got

the the scissors.

Uh, okay. Turned. Many dead, some

turned. Clancy is an L. Uh-oh. Wait,

what is L? Is L for living?

Aha. Big skis. I'm a freak.

I'm a loser.

Skizzer time.

Honey,

are you okay?

>> Mia. Oh, thank God I found you. It's me.

It's Ethan.

>> Ethan?

>> Ethan?

>> Are you all right?

>> You shouldn't be here. Oh,

>> what do you mean? You contacted me.

>> No. No, I wouldn't.

Did I? Oh,

>> did anyone see you? Did he see you? Hey,

>> who else is here? What the hell's going

on?

>> Daddy's coming. We need to go.

>> Daddy,

>> we need to go now.

>> Who's daddy?

Excuse.

>> Oh [ __ ]

Oh god.

>> Where are you taking me? someplace safe.

>> Are you going to tell me what's going

on?

>> Baby, you've been gone 3 years.

>> 3 years?

>> Has it really been 3 years?

>> 3 years.

Three years.

We peeking.

What?

>> What? What is this place? What' they do

to you?

>> Not now. We need to get out of here

first.

I think it's this way.

Wow, look at all this meat.

Wow, this looks good. It looks way

better inside than it does outside.

Whoa.

Okay,

>> Mia, we have to talk. That message you

sent me.

>> Not me. That wasn't me.

>> But you did.

>> I didn't.

>> Okay, fine. Just tell me what's going

on. I'm telling you everything that I

know.

>> We have to go this way.

>> Oh no.

>> Mia, are you sure you know where you're

going?

>> The family used to bring me food through

here. I remember

>> the family.

I don't remember any of this. This is

crazy.

Skinny legend.

>> There. It's there.

>> This is it. Scared.

I remember this room.

There's another door here. I'm sure of

it.

>> Okay.

It's not here. It's gone. It's gone.

>> We're going to be a family now that

you're here.

There's another door here. I'm sure of

it. We

another door here.

Ei,

this isn't the same the other guy from

the other games, right? Is this the

doctor? No. Oh. Oh, this is a woman.

Okay. Ei.

Okay. Okay. Looking for another door.

Oh,

>> no.

>> Wait.

Dolls. Hold on. I'm busy.

Dolls.

What? Where is

That's it.

>> Mia.

>> Oh, there's the door.

Mia.

Mia,

please.

Uh

uh.

No one subbed. Girl had pause. I was

reading a Discord message. My immersion.

Oh, so sorry. So sorry.

Okay, we're going upstairs.

Mia,

why don't we ever see what Ethan looks

like? Hello.

No service. Very rainy day today.

F. Ooh, big paper.

All right, we got a bathroom to the left

hallway. Hidden passage. That's the

living room. Oh, we've been here before.

It pretty much takes us back to where we

were.

This is the basement.

The attic. We haven't been to the attic.

Oh

my god, look at that posture. I do sit

like this sometimes. I really do.

Oh,

my first loot. I got a med a medicine.

Who is it?

Um,

okay.

What? Oh, come on.

Do I really have to go all the way back

around?

Is it here? Maybe.

Did I miss something?

Wait, it's the ring.

Okay, what do I do? There's nowhere to

go,

babe.

This is happening. Oh.

Ow.

Mia, wait.

>> Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. We are over.

We're over. Divorce. Divorce. Divorce.

Divorce. I'm sick of this. We're done.

We're done.

Stop. Ow. Ow.

>> Are you serious?

>> I can hear her. I didn't feel her

clawing her way inside of me.

>> Get out.

>> We're

>> Leave me alone.

>> Okay, question. What do you do if you're

married and your partner is doing this

divorce? Well, like she's trying to kill

you. I can fix her. Get her baptized.

This is foreplay in my house. What the

[ __ ] Exorcizer.

Exorcism back. I deserve this.

>> What the [ __ ] are you, Mia?

>> Can you actually knock yourself out like

that? Oh, the blood is in my eyes.

>> What kind of first aid kit?

All right. You good?

>> Leave me.

>> I'm trying.

>> Oh, go.

>> Okay.

Okay. Oh my.

>> Babe,

>> I'm dead. Ethan, I can never leave.

>> Oh, I believe you. I believe you.

Ow. Ow.

God.

>> Dude, people play this in VR.

You know, there's really worse things in

life. Like, you could be married and

kill your wife because she tried to kill

you. Like, there's actually real

horrible things that happen in this

world. And this is one of those

situations that I feel like is really

bad. Stop pausing. You guys act like

it's your first day here.

Oh.

Um, do I get to bring the axe with me?

Hold on. Looking for loot.

I am.

Oh, till death do us part. Hello.

>> You really shouldn't have come here.

>> Who's this? What the [ __ ] is going on?

>> My name is Zoe.

>> There should be a way out through the

attic.

>> Oh,

>> attic.

>> Wait, who's Zoe?

>> Go there now.

Woo!

I already opened that. Okay, I got that.

Oh my god. Look, look, look her her feet

prints.

I am not a widow.

I can fix us. Okay, we need to find the

other stink. Oh, can I open

Wait, do weapons have durability or no?

No durability. Whoa.

So, you're saying I can swing as much as

possible?

The attic.

I'm assuming I push this button.

Ah,

I need a stick. Well, where do I get the

stick?

Oh, in that closet I have to open over

here. This one surely.

Mia.

Oh, good stick. Mia,

I will gut you. This is actually such a

red flag. This is a toxic relationship.

I do think if your relationship is like

this, you should leave.

All right.

Fuse.

Okay.

Noted. Yeah. See, this is why people

come to me for advice.

>> Ethan, it's okay. It's okay. It's me.

I know you didn't mean to hurt me.

>> You shouldn't have done that.

>> It [ __ ] hurt.

>> Ow! Ow!

Ow.

>> Now, let's see.

My hand.

>> No.

>> Must contain outbreak.

What' she say? I need subtitles.

>> Must burn it all down.

>> Okay.

>> Oh no. What the [ __ ] dude? I don't

remember any of this. What the [ __ ] Did

I black out my hand? Wait, do I play

this whole game without my hand? Surely

I could just put it back on.

There's worse things in life.

There's worse things in life.

>> Okay.

He's fine.

Oh my god. Put it away.

You played this before? Yeah. In 2017

and I don't remember it other than it

being in a a swamp and and everyone was

like, "You got to replay it. You got to

play it so good.

Oh my god. Twin.

>> A gone.

>> Okay, fine.

It's time.

Um, how do I

I'm sure I get to put it back on, right?

Like my my limb.

Put your hands up. This Oh

no. I'm so sorry. That was so Listen,

we're the same. You and I. We're the

same. I did.

That's my bad. Oh [ __ ] Okay. All right.

Uhoh. Stairs, maybe.

Okay. What's in here?

I didn't mean to.

Um, okay. But let's go this way. We got

some ammo. Let's go upstairs.

I don't want to, dude. She's crazy.

No.

I'm not into you. We're over.

>> You're relying on me. Everyone is

relying

on

>> Everyone.

Oh.

Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I love you. That reminds me.

I had an ex that broke up with me and I

was trying to see other people and then

he found out later that I was dating

other people and he [ __ ] had the

nerve to call me and say, "But I still

love you." And that reminded me of this

insane actually. Insane. No. And now it

tells me that he was equally batshit

crazy like this woman. Okay. Oh,

>> oh my god, dude. This is This is so

immersive. Ow.

That must be dad.

Oh. Oh,

dude. This movie is this this game is

cinema.

Come on. Don't you die on us now. You

have work to do.

>> I'm gasping and hiccuping at the same

time.

Are you hungry? No. I had a little bit

of a burrito.

>> Where? Where am I?

>> Oh,

>> what the hell?

>> Rise and shine, sleepy head. It's time

for supper.

>> Oh,

>> who are all you people?

>> Oh,

>> where's Mia?

>> Eat it. It's good. Dumb son [ __ ] was no

good if he hit him.

>> Oh no, we're in New Jersey. I'm sorry,

Dad. I'm sorry.

>> He got to have his supper.

Come here, boy.

This

>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] He's not

eating it, Jack. He's not eating it. Get

the hell up, Margarice.

>> Ain't that for him?

>> Get the hell out of here.

>> You're a son of a [ __ ] Oh, I can't

believe it. He's son of a [ __ ] He's

not eating it. He's not eating it.

>> This was supposed to be a very special

feast.

Come on, boy.

>> Oh my god.

God damn it. I bet it's that cop again.

Goddamn pigs.

>> I'm coming back for you.

That was a lot to take.

That was literally is so

such a movie. Are you alive?

>> I got to get out of this.

Oh.

Okay. We got this game because of how

silly and over the top Resident Evil 5

and six were. A return to the true

horror. Enjoy it. Uh yeah, it's insane

how different this game is from five and

six.

Uh,

what do you mean just wait? It gets

worse as in creepier.

Wow. Being inside is so much better than

being outside. I feel like outside it

it's a little weird. It's like more

color in here. Hello.

Okay, I need a key. One key, please.

I did get my herb.

Oh,

a boot. Evelyn. Oh, Evelyn.

Evelyn.

Um. Oh,

Nico's hardware. Saw rope. Pet collar.

Is there a dog here or is that for

me?

So many. Oh.

Oh, we got to put the the uvula on it.

Okay. Incoming.

I'll grab it.

Ammo.

I don't have my gun. We got to find our

gun. And we got to find the clock.

The dingling

a key again.

We need two keys.

Crate.

Maybe I could break it with something.

Garage. Wait, I can't break it with my

bare hands.

Oh,

it's secured with tape that can't be

removed by hand. Really? Really? This

guy is sensitive. Okay, I guess one of

his hands was just newly taped on. So,

all right, we need a weapon.

Bad.

Blocked from the other side. Of course.

Of course.

Um,

wait.

Daddy, I teach.

Where' grandma go? What the [ __ ] Where

did grandma go?

Um. Uh.

Three. Is it Paul? I can't tell. Three

missing during Erbick's trip. Oh, yes.

That was the tape. People, the

authorities are asking for help locating

three men who went missing during their

travels to Dulv Parish from New Orleans

or or

New Orleans on the 9th of this month.

The missing men have been identified as

Peter Walin, Andre Stickland, and Clancy

Javis. Javis Javis. The three produced

videos for the internet and travel to

Dulv to shoot footage for their latest

production. Their videos consist mostly

of the group exploring exploring

abandoned buildings and haunted houses.

Orlons. Orlons.

Clive. I don't know what to do about

that. I don't have a weapon or anything.

You thought you before dinner was done.

>> I'm sorry, Dad.

Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god, the

You'll turn

>> a

[ __ ] loser.

>> Is it paused? It's not paused.

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not paused.

>> Okay. Um Oh. Ow.

I'm sorry.

Ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow.

Stop.

>> Don't you [ __ ] with me.

>> Oh, dude. How do I sprint?

>> What the [ __ ]

[ __ ] you.

>> [ __ ] you.

Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. My god. My god. My

god.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Let's eat our plant. F.

Oh, that didn't heal me.

God damn.

How am I going to replace this?

>> It healed a little.

>> Okay. What is this key for is the

question.

>> No way out. You know what?

>> The table. He destroyed the table.

You know I'm more fine you right? I do.

Aha.

>> Dude, he's actually cheating.

>> He's actually cheating.

How is he sprinting so fast?

Just shut up.

>> Fine. Just do whatever you want.

>> Okay.

I need the loot bad. If this is madhouse

difficulty, he is fa faster. It's

normal. I'm playing it on normal

difficulty and I feel like he always

catches me. His aim sucks at least. But

also, this blood is kind of annoying. I

know it's a health indicator, but it's

it's like

just stays there the whole time.

Oh, coin.

I I think there's a there's a setting to

turn the blood down, but how am I

supposed to tell if I'm hurt or not? You

know

a sock. They really stink. Wow.

Just don't get hit.

My weapon.

It's back. The secrets of defense.

What's this? Oh, it's new game plus

weapons.

Oh, yeah.

Cuz I already beat this game. Well, I

shouldn't. I shouldn't.

I should. Are you kidding me? Look at

this thing. I feel like it's bigger than

the Reququum gun. Wait, past me. Set

myself up. That's crazy. Oh, map.

Oh, that's nice.

What's that sound?

Oh,

what's this? F.

Oh, a lockpick. That's awesome. I'll get

the bobbles when I have more ammo, but

uh I don't really have a whole lot.

Oh, we're here again.

I have a theory. If I don't answer the

phone, the next cut scene won't play.

Okay,

so that means I can go loot

this.

Okay, we got a giant.

Oh. Oh, we need the the torso of the

horse. I'm coming.

He's the guy who's he's the brother. Oh,

Lucas. February 2013. Lucas.

It's that crazy husband and wife from

before. Jack and Mark Mark queer Ritty's

25th anniversary. Oh, Margaret.

Margaret. That's how you spell Margaret.

Another bobblehead. Uh, I know someone's

calling, but I think there's more to

lockpick. This This is

Thank you.

>> Hello.

>> You did good, Ethan. Zoe, right? Then

what the [ __ ] are they?

>> Shut up and listen. If you want to stay

alive, you got to get out of that house.

There might be a way out through the

main hall.

>> All right.

>> Oh, and that thing on your wrist is a

codeex. Don't lose it. It's important.

>> Codeex.

Think I should heal a liquid that can be

combined to make items. Combine with

this. Ooh. And let's just use one

because I

don't like seeing all the red. Okay,

lettuce leaf.

Okay, where do I go now? I need the

horse tor the horse torso.

I need

I need something to open this stuff. But

I don't have anything. What?

Yes. Is that outside?

Hello.

Maybe it's downstairs still.

Oh.

>> Hey, over here.

>> Oh. Oh. Hello, officer.

>> Hey, you got to help me. Hold on. Back

up. Now, sir, do you live here? I mean,

is this your property?

>> What? Me? No. No.

>> All right. Now, we got several calls

about some missing persons lately.

>> You don't understand. I got to get out

of here.

>> I calm down.

>> You're not listening to me. There are

crazy people in this house trying to

[ __ ] kill me.

>> Well, all right. Let me tell you this.

You don't exactly seem like you playing

with a full deck yourself. All right.

>> Are you kidding me? Look, like I said,

we've had several missing persons calls,

and I can't rule out that an outsider

like yourself may not be involved.

>> All right, I'll tell you what.

>> I'm inside.

>> All right, now that's more like it. Now,

meet me in the garage. We'll talk there.

>> Hey, wait. You got to give me your gun.

>> You must have lost your mind.

>> Look, officer.

>> Deputy,

right?

Such a weird officer called my name in

the obituaries.

>> But you want to be a hero and save my

life.

>> What does he mean by meet me in the

garage?

>> A [ __ ] pocketk knife

>> here.

>> I'll take it.

>> Take it.

>> Deal.

>> That's all you going to get. Now go

garage now.

>> Okay.

>> What am I going to do with a knife? Oh,

this is a nice knife. Well, first things

first. We got to go get all the loot

that we passed. I'm not a completionist.

What was I doing? I got the knife. I

broke the bobbleheads. I'm heading to

the garage. That's right.

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.

Cut.

Yes. Cut. Cut.

Thank you.

>> Oh, this looks perfectly nice, doesn't

it? Like we're actually safe.

>> We got to get the [ __ ] out of here.

>> Now, first you need to tell me what you

doing out here alone in the middle of

the night.

>> Me? What about you?

>> It's my job. Won't you do your job and

tell me? Answer my questions.

>> You're not going to believe me if I told

you.

>> Try me.

>> The garage is closing.

Dude,

>> what the what the

>> Wait, this is

>> I'm going kill everyone.

>> Why is Why is Why is everyone So

>> Oh my god, I missed.

Why? What do I got to kill?

>> Okay. Stop. Stop. He's fast. He's fast.

Holy [ __ ] He's fast. Okay. Okay. Okay.

It's too early for this. It's too early

for this. It's too early for this. What

do I do? What am I doing? What am I

doing? I'm in the car. Am I supposed to

move? I don't think I'm supposed to.

It's too much for me. It's too much for

me. It's too much for me. It's too much

for me. Okay, I need a break. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Actually, I can't.

It's actually too much for me. It's just

so immersive. Like, I feel like he's

actually grabbing me.

What do I

Please, I'm sorry. Just shut up.

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What do I do then?

What do I do then?

What the [ __ ] Okay.

What's this?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> Okay. You know what?

>> I will squash you like a bug.

>> What the [ __ ] I tried to open the door

and it just

it turned me around.

F. Please go in. Please go in.

F F.

Go go go go go. Oh,

reverse.

This is insane. This is insane. This is

insane. This is insane.

This is insane. This is insane. This is

insane. This is insane. This is insane.

I don't know what to do. How do I get

out? How do I get out? Where?

[ __ ]

>> This is so crazy. Where did the roof go?

I can't, dude. Okay, I can't. This is

actually Okay, calm down. Calm down.

Calm down. Okay, I think you guys are

right. I think this is scarier than

Resident Evil 9. Who taught you to

drive? First of all, I'm a good driver

in real life. Okay,

>> Ethan.

>> Okay, we're spinning.

>> We're spinning

>> together. What am I Am I supposed to

What?

>> [ __ ]

>> What the my

>> Let's finish this, you and I.

>> Oh my god, dude. This is crazy.

>> Oh yeah. I'm going to take you for a

ride.

>> No, no, no, no, no.

>> Okay.

>> How do I not remember this?

What?

What?

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus.

Wait. Okay. Wait. That was so sudden.

>> Oh boy. M.

What? Well,

>> look what you've done, [ __ ]

This is the end, you know.

Um,

I missed.

I need to heal so bad.

I need to heal so bad.

Oops.

Really? That did it, huh? Man, I know

he's alive.

Oh, what did this drop down?

>> Oh my god, dude.

>> Have your attention, boy. You're about

to see some wonderful

[ __ ]

>> Wait, that was wonderful. You know what?

Yeah. Kill yourself. Yes.

>> Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you.

Wow. The shotgun shells.

Where's the Where's the shotgun? Wait, I

need to get the thing.

Don't clip that. What do you mean?

Yeah, do clip it. Kill yourself.

Wait, how do I get the exam? I need to

get Okay.

Um, and then take it off.

Nice. All right. Jumping.

Um, there was more loot in there. Oh, I

thought I looted it all. Shoot. Try

holding down the space bar. Is this one

of those like shoot the lake situations?

Don't do it. It's blocking. Okay. Oh,

wait. You were being honest.

That's so nice. Thank you. A crumb of

kindness.

Oh, rare.

All right. in.

Oh,

wow.

We're in the main hall. Ooh, shoot me.

Shoot me.

Herb,

gunpowder,

a coin. What are the coins for?

Hello.

>> Did my daddy give you a hard time?

>> That's your father?

>> He used to be.

>> I'm sorry, but he he he's a he's dead

now.

>> You just might be able to pull this off?

>> What? Pull what off?

>> There's something I need you to do, but

I can't explain it right now. You may

need some sort of keys to do it, but

find a way out of the house.

>> Okay.

>> I'll be in touch.

Who's this?

Oh, we need three heads.

Okay, we got a bunch of

scorpions here.

We got to put that in the clock. Over 20

missing in two years. Captain Howell

from state police told reporters they

have started a search for Helen Midkiff,

a college student from North Carolina

who was traveling in Louisiana. Miss

Midkiff hasn't been heard of since the

night of the 21st. Reports of missing

persons in South Louisiana have

increased drastically in the past 2

years. The majority of those missing are

tourists and vagrants. At least 20

people are thought to have gone missing

so far. Police suspects foul play and

believe there may be a connection

between the incidents. Plans are in

place to step up local interrogations

and increase personnel to further the

investigation. Alyssa Ashccraftoft

January 19th. Wait, why is that Ashcroft

sound familiar? Was that Grace's mom

lore?

Oh, art. Yeah, she was a journalist.

That is true. All right, we need a bird.

A painting named Sky Hunter. It depicts

a dog looking up and barking.

All right.

Oh,

it's locked. Okay. Okay. It's just the

puzzle surely. What if I just put it

back?

Okay, I'll be back for that. We'll come

back for that later. Okay, I think first

thing. Okay, let's check upstairs first.

I want to go put the clock in the clock.

You know,

lady.

Oh

are you friend?

Are you

are you

okay? I think she's friend but she does

zoom. She was zooming earlier.

Evelyn Oh, we found Evelyn's boot

earlier. May 2, 2014.

M art. We have snakes up here. Shoot the

granny. What? No way. She's innocent.

All she does is scooter around.

10:15. Oh,

nice. Head acquired. Easy.

I feel like she's genuinely just

chilling. And if if you're chilling,

then we're chilling. Let's put the head

in the door.

Bam.

Nice. Nice. I wonder how I'm supposed to

get this. Oh, I have to put in another

shotgun to get this shotgun. Huh. Like a

fake shotgun. Something that goes in his

hands to reopen the door. So, I need to

look for a prop.

This game is beautiful.

What's this? Maybe it's daddy's hobby.

Football

art. We have snakes again. So, there's

two doors that have snake on it. Uh,

kids room. Let's head out the window, I

think. Actually, let's just go this way

first.

Herb. Wonderful. Let me guess. Locked.

Open.

Okay, it's open. We got scorpions here.

So, there's two scorpion doors.

Oh,

bobblehead. Little baby.

Margaret, move that piece of [ __ ] hippie

we caught from the hall to the

processing area. Hippie.

Me.

Bun powder. Lovely. Big book.

Oh, nice. Easy.

October 2nd. Reports say a storm's

coming. I had a lot of trouble cleaning

up after the last one a few years back.

I guess it's time to reinforce the

windows and shore up the roof. Maybe

I'll get Lucas to help. Lucas. Oh, that

has to be the boy whose hand got cut off

at dinner. October 9th. The water has

finally receded. The house is all right,

but the old house was badly damaged.

Lucas is making a fuss about a huge ship

that's washed up in the bayou. If that's

true, I better report it to the parish.

I'll go check it tomorrow. Okay.

Uh trash can

empty

darts.

You know, before I go watch the tape,

let's go explore out here.

What was that?

>> What?

>> Hello?

I can't lockpick this. Wait, do the

lockpicks break? Okay, I need to find

another lockpick for this. Let's go

check down here.

Oh, perfect.

Nice. Got tons of ammo. Like so much

ammo. We can drop down there.

Nothing in there.

Um poo water.

Yuck.

Handgun ammo.

A coin in the toilet. Nice.

Wonderful physics.

Oh god, it's giving me the shivers. Oh,

that was that was fun. Wooden statue.

Oh, I know where this goes. Aya.

Oh. Oh wow. It's just so solid.

Oh,

>> daddy.

>> Sure. [ __ ] beats the hell out of dying.

>> Ow.

>> He's invincible.

>> My little girl has given us a gift.

>> Later.

>> As you can see, the family is only part

of her gift.

which in a word means

>> Jesus. Ow.

>> You're [ __ ]

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait.

Uh.

Oh [ __ ] Just stun him. Please. Please.

Please. Please tell me this is a way

out.

>> Dude, he's so fast.

Oh, [ __ ] you.

Um,

>> you're part of the family now.

>> Control heal.

Uh, where am I to go?

Where am I to go?

He's going to grab me. He's going to

grab me. He's going to grab me. He's

going to grab me. He's going to grab me.

I'm going squash you like a

gorilla that

if I grab this

I thought I could I thought I could grab

it and then it would shut the door and

that'd be safe and it's not safe. It

doesn't let you grab it. That's so

cruel. Space. Space. Space.

I have lots of ammo.

>> I tried space. I tried space.

>> Are you having fun yet?

>> No, I'm not.

>> Okay. Okay, that's space.

>> [ __ ] Oh. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops.

Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. Oops. I

don't know where to go. I don't know

where to go. Control.

>> I don't know where it's safe. I don't

know where it's safe. I don't know where

safe. I don't know where safe. Oh, hell

no. God.

Ow.

Can I like kill him? Like what's I'm

dead. I'm dead. I have no heals. It's

over. GG's. GG's. It's over.

>> This sucks. This sucks. This sucks. This

sucks. No, I'm not.

I see why I saved a lot. I'm actually

going to die. Oh, I didn't get to watch

the movie.

You know I'm going to find you, right?

Can

>> I go this way?

Surely,

he doesn't come down here.

Up.

Woohoo! This is all too fun.

>> Is he tracking me? Okay, I think he's

upstairs.

>> You know what they say, once family,

always family.

Okay.

I don't know where he went. I don't know

where he went. I don't know where he

went. I don't know where he What I can't

do the puzzle. I do need to watch the

tape.

>> Here. Piggy piggy. Piggy.

>> Maybe that'll progress it. R. Do you

want a man like this? Well, no. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. Well, no. No. No.

No. No. No. No.

>> Come out. Come out. Wherever you are.

I can smell you.

>> I think he can actually smell me.

>> You can't hide from me, boy.

>> Oh, this is so [ __ ] A I'm dead. GG's.

GG's everyone. Grandpa's gone.

Movie time. Maybe.

I can't believe I wasted all my heels.

Mia, Ethan, please watch this. Okay.

my ex-wife.

>> Ethan, if you find this, I know I can't

expect anything from you. Not after what

happened, after what I did. But I just

want you to know that wasn't me. I don't

I don't know what happened.

There's so much that you need to know.

>> There you are. You gave us quite a

scare, young lady.

Oh, go.

>> I can't let her catch me again.

>> Me?

Me?

Okay, it's me.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

okay, okay, okay. What the [ __ ] What

the [ __ ] What kind of door does that?

Okay, okay.

>> Over here, mommy.

Is there any loot in here? Like what's

happening?

>> I am sick and tired of being sick and

tired of [ __ ]

>> I need to hide. I need to hide. Why are

you putting

>> every door?

>> What have I done to deserve this? Except

open my heart.

>> I don't feel very hidden.

>> Defeat you.

>> I don't understand you at all. This is a

gift.

>> Wow.

It worked.

>> This house.

>> What?

>> This house has seen more than you can

imagine.

>> Just don't understand. Or is it that you

just don't care?

What do you mean rotate? What? Why does

it say rotate?

I know you and Zoe are plotting. I know

you were scared.

Think I don't know what you want to do

with that boy, Ethan.

Why? Why can't I pick that up?

He's still here,

bro.

>> No, no, no. Don't come over here.

GG's.

GG's is over.

Oh my god.

Am

I supposed to run now?

Skidling. Then I got to go into the room

that she unlocked. Is right here.

Dude, this [ __ ] game, bro.

Are we serious? Like, what am I What am

I to do now?

>> I'll feed you to my babies and fertilize

the garden with what was left.

>> Hurry. Fast forward.

Is it puzzle time now? Maybe.

Oh, it is.

Um, spider.

Just got to line it up. But it's so

awkward.

There.

Perfect. S in the UK is too fun. Yeah, I

have a I have a little bit of FOMO. I

was invited to go to the Simon Charity

match, but I I just got back from Africa

and also we got Master Baker. So, if the

timing was a little different,

but that's okay.

How does this compare to Resident Evil 9

for scariness? I actually think this is

scarier so far.

Um, but they're both scary. This This

game is scary.

>> She loves you. She wants us to be a

family. Godamn it.

>> Oh,

you you

all you have to do is accept her [ __ ]

gift.

>> Well, I'm not caught yet.

accept her gift. Oh,

>> we love you. Why can't you see that?

>> Embrace us.

>> Oh,

>> there are known unknowns here and you

are not paying go no. You don't [ __ ]

try to save yourself the blame. There's

no way out of there, Miffy.

There's a part missing.

Um, okay. Girl and daughter. Cool.

Oh.

Oh,

I'm dead. Oh my god. That's

>> Where do you think you're going?

>> That's crazy.

>> Yeah. Kick her in the face.

>> Ethan, please help me. Ethan, help.

Ooh. Back up. Back up.

Back up.

>> What did they do to you, Mia?

>> They gave her the gift. I need one more

head. And I need to get the shot. Oh, I

need to do the puzzle downstairs. But

hopefully it's clear now. Let's put the

head away. I think he's gone. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

The blood is kind of annoying.

It's like covering too much of the

screen. All right, let's do this puzzle.

Burp. Um. Oh, I see it. Need to tilt it

like this. Tilt it like this.

And then like it's just a little bit

off. It's so close. Good enough. Oh, it

worked. It worked. It worked. It worked.

The puzzles aren't too bad so far.

>> This [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Who builds this [ __ ]

>> Okay. Oh no. It heals bad.

Please. Hails.

I like how we always see his shadow, but

we never see what he looks like.

Oh,

taxiderermy room. A dab for gentleman's.

We have a big deer

burp.

Toilet heels, please. I can't with this

redness.

Oh, thank you. But maybe we can combine

it with something. Psycho stimulants.

Delicious. Ooh, perfect. Perfect.

Perfect.

Ooh, perfect, perfect, perfect. Oh. Oh

my goodness. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

Okay. Heels.

Big heels.

Huge

bird.

Little man.

Oh. Oh, big.

Tell me your secrets, goat. Oh, there's

a door.

A safe room.

Vacationing husband and wife. The

husband was a success. His He's the

12th. Unfortunately, the wife was no

good, so we'll just get rid of her. July

7th, three college girls. They're all

rotten. Lucas is a damn idiot. August

13th, homeless man turned in three days.

He's the 13th. Wow, there's so many that

have turned. Uh oh.

What's that? Looks like a kid drew it.

Mia,

what? Why? Oh,

why? What kind of loot box? That's so

messed up. Actually gets your hopes

hopes up just to take it away.

Ew ew

ew ew. What is happening?

Um well I well I'll be well I'll be a

damned a damned I'll be Is this also a

waste of ammo?

Um,

wait. Did I kill him? Oh,

wait. Two of these kills him, huh? Oh,

okay. So, there's goopy men. Good to

know.

My feet are very loud. This place is

infected.

There's three scorpion rooms. We must

remember the three scorpion rooms. Oh,

this is the same room as outside.

There's actually two, not three.

Um.

Okay.

Okay. What's in here?

A safe room.

Paper. Dear Courtney, those bastards are

looking for me. But maybe this gives you

a chance to escape. To escape, you have

to find the reliefs shaped like dog

heads. I saw one of the heads in this

dissection room. Something's wrong with

me. It must be the [ __ ] they made me

eat. If I'm going to die, I'd at least

like to go out fighting. I'm going to

get a hold of that shotgun I saw in the

recck room and make them regret what

they did to me. You need to get out of

here. I love you, Courtney. Love Travis.

RIP. That was the traveling couple, I'm

sure, that we read about.

Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Okay, so I

have like three locked chests that I

don't have access to. I need to keep my

eyes peeled for a shotgun,

a spare, like a a fake shotgun or a a

worse shotgun or something to go in that

thing's hand so I can grab a shotgun.

Um, well, that doesn't look good. Wait,

that doesn't look good. Now, hold on.

This doesn't look good.

This This is That's not good. This isn't

good.

Oh my god. [ __ ]

Please, dude. I can't. It's so close to

me.

Oh, I'm dead.

I'm alive. I'm ready.

Oh, brother. I wasted two bullets. He

was just He was kissing me.

It was just so

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

That's nice.

Oh,

yuck. Oh, this gun is so cool.

It's over here.

Blocked from the other side. Of course.

Of course.

That opens that way.

This is a shortcut.

Oh, maybe. Oh, no. It's not a shortcut.

It just takes me

Okay. Well, let's go to this room.

H.

Oh, so this is where they get rid of the

bodies that don't turn or that do turn.

Lucas, I caught the guy who keeps trying

to escape. I've locked him up in the

leftmost incinerator so he can't get

away. Take him out when he's ready. You

know how to open door, don't you? Just

remember three A's and a handprint. Do

what you want with his girl. Oh, Lucas.

Say it ain't so.

Okay.

Three hands and a Wait, what did it say?

Three A's and a handprint. Three A's and

a handprint. Travis,

Laura,

hand print. Craig,

William, no handprint. Sean. Ah, [ __ ]

it. Open all of them.

Okay. What about this one? Oh, three A's

in a hand print. They all have A's.

Well, this one has two A's.

Okay.

Okay. What about this one?

What about this one?

What about this one? Oh,

I see. I have to do it in the right

order.

Well, what if it's just

what if

what if

what if

does Travis's name count as an A

or no?

What? What? It's broken.

What? 38. Oh, brother. Okay. Tomorrow.

Really? Really? Inside? Really? Oh, let

me guess. Let me guess. A baddie is

going to come out.

Saw that coming from a mile away.

>> Oh [ __ ]

Ow.

Oh. Ow.

He's big. He's actually so much bigger

than everyone else. I'm dead. He's I'm

dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm Ow. I'm dead.

Uh, he was much stronger than the other

guys. No, I died.

I freaking died. I'm a stupid loser,

Chud.

Oh,

[ __ ] me.

My aim is so bad.

I forgot.

Oh, whoops. What? Yes. Jesus.

Um, so what am I to do with this guy?

He's He's so big.

Well, at least this gives me more.

What was that?

Oh, thank you. Good map. Oh, good heals.

Oh, the processing area.

There's a dog head in here somewhere.

Treasure photo. Oh, that's in the Oh,

lockpick. Oh my good. Oh my. Oh. Oh,

scorpion key. Oh my goodness. Oh my. Oh

no space. Whatever.

Okay, dude.

Why is this three? Am I using the wrong

gun? I think I am.

Nope, it's the same gun. Dead. I missed.

I missed. I missed. I missed. And why

was this guy stronger? I I am confused

about why some are I'm going to heal.

Can't stand the redness. Like some take

two bullets and some take a little bit

more.

Don't tell me that used my lockpick.

So, this goes back.

There's so many of these guys.

Okay, two for him.

I haven't been in here yet. You know

what? Okay, I can kill this guy. I can

kill him.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, he lagged. You guys saw that, right?

He lagged. You guys saw that pretty

sweet.

Okay. Okay.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. His parts

are everywhere. Dude, I don't know what

I would have done without this gun.

Wait, we have to go over here.

We have to go to the bathroom area. Oh,

there's going to be a baddy in here for

sure. Oh, dude.

The devs are like, "You know what? We

need a bathtub that is just absolutely

filled to the brim."

Oh. Oh, thank you so much. I needed that

big bathtub.

Oh.

Oh, [ __ ] me. Oh my god. [ __ ] everything.

Oh, I'm reloading. I'm reloading. We got

reloading.

I keep wasting bullets.

Deal. That means I can pick

this up now, right? Yeah.

What?

Wait, they come back.

Wait, they come back. The treasure photo

is in

Ah!

Oh, whoops.

Okay, I'm missing the workshop room. Oh,

I got to go all Oh my god, this whole

area is so Okay, this is locked. This is

locked. Okay, there is so many of them.

I think it's quite

it's not right. It's quite not all

right.

Oh, brother.

You have to kill him. I'm trying.

Oh, I need a molotov.

Molotov.

Go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. My

god. Oh my god. What the [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. What? What? What?

What?

Big leaf. Big leaf.

Oh, big chem fluid. Thank you so much.

Okay, you know what? I feel safe now.

What's this?

It just keeps going. Incinerator room is

not clear. How do you know it's not

clear?

Oh yeah,

we came in here because and then we

opened it and then I got distracted by

the zombie. Okay, now I get it.

Oh. Oh, freak me.

Oh my god.

Who was that?

One bullet in a dream.

Squish, squish, squish, squish.

Strong chem fluid. Oo,

I got ammo again. I got super bullet.

What? Oh, S

clear.

God,

it's the officer.

Oh, thank you. I'm I'm getting a lot of

shotgun shells, but no shotgun.

I'll just take this.

>> I was going to be your father.

>> Okay, that was so inconvenient. He will

be her father.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will

find him

and I will make him suffer.

>> And you, my friend, will help me.

>> Can I have that back?

I do think I'm screwed. Yeah, I think I

need to go do scorpion room because I

don't have ammo. Time to go. I leave

scorpion

somewhere else.

I think it's across the way.

So, that's one. And then believe it's

upstairs. Oh,

it is grandma's room.

Grandma, please. I need

Oh,

X's quick turn.

That's what happened at the car.

We found it. A broken shotgun.

Ah,

okay. Tell me how dentures are missing

teeth. What do I do about this? Nothing.

I'm just looking. I'm tired of chasing

all these [ __ ] around the yard. The

next time one of our guests runs away,

hide the dog head relief so they can't

get out of the house. Dissection room.

Yeah. Yeah. We found all that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so

much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh,

thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank Thank you.

Dear Mr. Baker, how have you been

feeling recently? It's been a long time

since you came in for your last checkup.

I'm writing to tell you I've finished

examining your X-rays. Those dark areas

in your cranium are fungus-like

structures that seem to be related to

mold. The hallucination noises you feel

or you said you've been hearing may be

related to these growths. If your

symptoms are due to a fungal parasite,

it must be your mood before it's too

late. I don't mean to scare you, but I'm

seriously concerned for your health.

Please come to the hospital as soon as

you read this letter. As your doctor, I

strongly recommend you undergo further

tests. Uh-oh, it's the mold. Oh yes, the

treasure is here for sure.

Steroids.

Oh, it's permanent. Permanent health

increase. That's sick.

Yoink.

Rods. Yeah, I needed that bad. Go, go,

go, go.

Let's put the fake one.

Oh baby.

Oh baby. We are ready for downstairs.

Like some of the clips I've seen is

insane.

All right. This is good. Okay. Is it

boss fight time?

Um,

I'm not an incel yet.

Um, hey. Oh, wait. Is he?

>> Poor deputy.

>> Poor deputy.

How's that sound? Ooh. Ooh, that was

really hidden on there. Girls can also

be incelss,

but that's just so very pick me. I just

can't I I can't believe that. Um Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Do we use this to beat him up? Oh, I

see. I see what's going on here. Okay.

Well, let me take a gander.

Oh, so this room we will get the snake

key surely.

More gunpowder. It's time.

It's giving boss fight.

Oh. Oh,

lovely. I guess I'll make a heal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

>> Oh, wait. Hey, daddy.

>> Wait.

Chainsaw.

Wait.

Wait. I need something heavy to open

that. Oh, I see.

Okay, let's see.

>> Oh my god.

>> SP. What? Don't I need this to open the

door? Oh, maybe that's it after. Okay.

Okay. I kill him first and then I get

the chainsaw.

Oh, okay. Unfortunate. Unfortunate.

There is a bit.

Oh, [ __ ] off. Okay. Okay.

Oh,

>> get it now.

>> And yuck. Oh,

>> that's it. No, I tried to kick it, but I

got

>> Ow.

Ow.

>> You go.

>> Ow. Ow.

Scissors.

>> You're joking.

Action.

>> Oh.

>> Oh, shotgun.

>> Wait, I died. Oh, that's so unfortunate.

You can parry the chainsaw with your

chainsaw. By the way, I don't have room

in my

inventory.

Pull down my knife.

>> Oh, [ __ ] I got stuck on the

am.

>> Oh, no. I Wait, he one shots me. That's

so lame. I hate that. Hopefully I don't

die again.

>> Dude, he's tracking me.

>> I'm reloading.

>> No way.

>> Get out of here.

>> No way.

No way. I'm actually washed. I have to

get the chainsaw. Uh, I've been too lazy

to get the chainsaw because of my

inventory. And now I will go get it.

Yeah. Yeah. Grip me.

I'm not going to say it.

grooving

mother. Okay.

Oh

god. How do I use this thing?

Do I need to stun him first?

>> I don't know how to use this thing.

You stunt hippers.

>> I don't know how to use this thing.

Uh, and I go like this.

Wrong way. Wrong way.

Ow.

>> You go get it.

>> Ow.

You going to die.

You going to die.

>> I parry.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

Oh, dude. That's the worst feeling when

I go to shoot and it's just like, no.

Okay. Oh no. Please be done.

Let me guess. He comes back alive.

>> Do me a favor and stay dead.

Wow, look at that.

That is

crazy.

Um, I feel like I should have used the

chainsaw from the beginning.

It's not like we were saying that.

Damn.

You guys were saying that, but I didn't

have room.

Remember?

W stubborn. I'm not going to lie. I am

pretty stubborn. At least you admit it.

Oh, guys, I always admit my L's and my

red flags. I'm very hotheaded. Honestly,

I used to be way worse. Name three red

flags. Um, I'm too confrontational.

I will always, always say how I feel.

And I think that's bitten me in the butt

one too many times. I think another red

flag is that I'm very forgetful and I

tend to repeat the same mistakes over

and over and over. I think another red

flag is that I'm really lazy sometimes.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey,

Grandma.

We're We're actually so chill though.

Why? This is such a crazy place to park

in the hallway.

That's such a crazy place to park. You

stay there. Okay.

I just have to wait for Emily to come.

We did it. We're free.

Wow.

Okay, let's see what's in the area.

Game over. We won. Oh, a coin.

Now I know there was a loot thing. Oh,

separating agent. She's so old, dude.

When you're when you're 30. Oh, enjoy

it, you little [ __ ] Just wait. You're

going to get it back. And just remember

when I'm 60 and you're 30, be like,

"Damn, if only I didn't bully Ry for

something that she can't control. Damn.

Then all these rugrats wouldn't be

treating me the same. Damn. Wait, we

age? Yeah, I hate to break it to you

guys, but it's an uncontrollable force.

All right, let's see. Supplements.

Oh, I need a battery, I think.

I need to clear my inventory once again.

Can I go in here? Oh, this is nice.

Wow, there's too much a new gun. But I

have my good gun, so I don't really need

it, I don't think.

Another photo of the family. It's too

late for them. My body is feeling

weirder and weirder. Soon I'll become

like mom and dad. It's all her fault.

Should I run? No, I can't. I'm dead if

she finds out. That woman she was with,

Mia, she knows something. If I had the

serum, I could cure myself. I have to

find out more.

Broken handgun. Wait, why would I need

that? Is there something to like repair

or something? Ooh, there's a new steroid

somewhere. Oh, I didn't even see these.

Ooh, steroids. Steroids. Steroids. Um,

how much it cost? Three

stabilizer

something. Speed. I need three coins.

One. Really? One at a time.

Yes.

Big drugs.

Open.

Nothing here.

So, I need another disc somewhere.

Surely. All right, let's go. It's in

your blood now. Yeah.

I'm infected or whatever. Hello.

>> You made it. You're the first I've ever

seen make it this far. So, what is it

you need me to do? Is it going to help

me get out of here?

>> Yes. Now, listen carefully, Ethan.

My family and I, our bodies are

contaminated.

>> I can't leave the property unless I get

it out.

>> And the same goes for Mia.

>> Is there a way to get it out?

>> We need the serum.

>> It should clear whatever this stuff is

out of the body.

>> As long as you're not too far gone.

>> All right. So, where is it? If

>> I knew where one was, I'd already be

long gone.

I have a feeling my mother has hidden

some inside the old house somewhere.

>> So, if we get this thing, I can help me

and we can get out of here,

>> right?

>> And so can I. The old house is near the

water. You can't

>> house near the water.

>> All right.

>> I just hope you

>> Thank you, Crash. Stop spamming YouTube.

Thank you. Stop spamming. Thank you.

Stop spamming.

>> They'll be looking for you.

>> Okay, sounds good. All right.

What is that sound? It sounds like a

bird. Okay, we have that which requires

power. We have to go down this path, I

think.

Let's open this.

Oh, yeah.

We've played these games before. What

up, babies? Not even worried. We've done

all of this already in the dream. Well,

it wasn't a dream.

Really?

A bunch of bugs.

Ew. Yuck. Ew.

Wait, is that looking at me?

What the [ __ ] Wait,

what the What's happening? I genuinely

What is happening?

Oh my god, it's a bug level.

What? Get back here.

Stiff. Oh, looks like a plan for some

sort of flamethrower. Oh, bless. Oh,

wait. We saw the flamethrower upstairs.

Oh, I see. Maybe we have to use the

flamethrower on that. Okay, let's go get

the flamethrower.

Oh, I see.

Um, what are they going to do? Hurt me?

Oh my god. God. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

my god.

I'm just going to go. I'm just going to

go. No. No regrets.

I think I got a map.

Same but different.

I hear a little man somewhere. Oh. Oh, I

didn't. I'm

hear things.

Burner grip.

Nice. Ooh,

chem fluid. Man, everything's taking up

too much space, dude. What am I to do?

Is there a safe point?

Oh my god, we're here.

I'm hearing things. Oh no, I I'm sane.

I'm sane.

Backpack.

Um,

nut. Awesome. Let's go.

I didn't mean it. I It's just, you know,

whatever. Okay, I need the puzzle.

What the? They're like They're like

purposely What the They're talented.

They're talented.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

tired.

What's in here? Fuel.

Well, okay. Well, I need to combine it

with the other half of the Oh, hell no.

Where is the other half of the thing?

Did it work?

I can't tell.

Is that enough? God, it's not enough.

>> Yucky, yucky.

Hold on. Reloading.

Well,

use my ammo to get more ammo. That

doesn't make sense.

Hello. Goodbye.

It must be that way.

This is the worst level. This is the

worst level.

Oh god. Oh god. Oh, nice.

[ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

Oh god. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hate this

level. I hate this. Oh no. I got blood

on me. What do I do?

Where is the

the blower upper?

It must be this way. Oh, it must be that

way. It must be

It's a good sound. Please be in here.

Oh,

nice. Okay, attach to that.

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. It's a

Oh, a little ugly, but that's okay. Let

us go.

I'm exterminating.

Okay, good. Well, I feel like Oh, we

need a the lever. Okay, let's go do the

other rooms.

Did I go over here already?

I'm about to get stimulated.

A lockpick. Nice.

Looks like you can make new ammo.

Ow. Ow.

I'm out.

I'm out. Might as well use the big heal.

Uh, okay. Well, I ran out. That's not

good. There's probably so much stuff

that I'm missing.

Uh,

okay. This is fine.

Yeah, there's probably more fuel back

there. Hello,

Ethan. No.

Ethan.

>> Hey, babe.

>> No more [ __ ] Mia. I want some

answers.

>> I know.

>> Why is he acting like nothing happened?

>> I wanted to tell you, but but I just I

can only remember a little and the rest

is just gone.

>> Daddy, right? You mind if I uh borrow

mommy for a little bit?

Why don't you stand there? Do something.

>> Ethan, help.

>> Damn it.

>> You can have her. All right, let's go do

the puzzle. Uh, we're divorced. I'm

done. Rebound era. Uh, let's see here.

This way. Oh, I can unlock.

>> Why the [ __ ]

Ouch.

>> Oh, and spiders.

Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Help me.

>> Um. There you are.

>> What?

Where? There's who? I don't have ammo

for this.

I'm sorry.

I hate this.

Wait. Crouch. Crouch.

Heals.

Holy [ __ ] I don't have heals.

There was a safe point. Dying to bugs.

Uh oh.

Oh. What did I mess up?

How come I can't reload? I made

different ammo.

I'm telling you, I think it's worth if I

retry. I need it. I think I should. This

is what I need. Burner fuel. Yes. Yes.

Reload.

Is this a way to hold it?

Think I used too much.

Ooh,

that's nice. That's so nice.

Ew.

Oh, I am locked and loaded.

Okay, just going to walk around here.

I'll just zoom around. God of War games

would be cinema to watch. As a people

pleaser, I would love to make you guys

happy. And if that's what you guys want

to watch, then yeah, I'll do it.

>> There you are.

>> Did she see me,

>> ma'am?

All right, you piece of [ __ ]

>> Put the coin away.

Surely she's gone. We can do the puzzle

now.

Okay, puzzle time. Uh, the spider is

there.

Easy peasy.

Uhoh. Oh, gross. Oh no.

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Oh, centipedes.

>> Jesus. [ __ ]

>> Ah. Yuck. Yuck.

God, this game's gross. It's actually

giving me the chills.

Oh, my hiding point's gone. Maybe we use

this

herb,

bro.

M fluid. So, you tried to sneak up to

the second floor again, didn't you? Did

you think I wouldn't notice? Even after

what happened to Evelyn, you just keep

talking about some strange medicine. And

what are you planning to do with my

altar? You better keep those sticky

fingers off of it. Nobody touches my

sacred altar. You think your father and

I are idiots? You spoiled pathetic

child. I wish you'd never been born.

unforgivably pathetic, yet always

looking down on us and trying to leave

our home after everything we've been

through with you. Pathetic. Pathetic. If

you ever even touch my altar, I'll slice

off your chest and serve it up as pot

roast.

Okay, so I need to go to the altar.

I need the wheel.

I think there's two things I need wheels

for now.

Oh, here I go.

Oh, this is where she caught

the other girl last time.

I don't think so.

Crank.

I don't know.

Oh, I can't knife like this. Really?

Okay, dude.

I'm actually bleeding from that. It's

cranking time.

push.

Can I bring that back? Cuz Oh, I do get

it back.

So, what was the point?

So, still Oh, yeah. The lock pick for

that one room.

Really?

So annoying.

Zoom man bugs.

Oh

the [ __ ] I'm dead. I'm actually dead.

I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I don't have heals. Oh, wait. I can

make.

Don't worry. I'm fine. I had a herb. I

didn't know I had a herb.

Do it again.

Really?

All that for a spray.

I took damage.

Okay, let's go here.

Push,

push,

push.

Run.

Oh,

the huge chest.

The crow key.

Uh, bo. Ah, too many bugs. All right,

let's go. Nothing but progress.

Oh, you think she's gone?

Oh, she is gone. So, now we need to go

to the shortcut, which is this way, and

go to the crow's door.

Then we're getting out of here

to the altar.

>> Jesus.

>> How?

>> What?

Oh.

>> All right.

What?

>> What?

I uh Oh,

>> you're not going anywhere.

>> I've about had enough of you.

You get out.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> Are we serious? Like,

>> oh, brother.

>> You think you can roll through here and

have your way?

>> This is insane.

>> Oh my god.

>> You're going to die in this zone.

I can't I actually can't I cannot

believe this.

>> Um

it's mine.

What?

>> Dude, that was the most claustrophobic

boss fight I think I've ever had. Ever.

Oh my god. Get me out of here.

I have the key. Oh.

Oh, the altar. You think it's over? I

know it's not over. You want to know why

I know it's not over? Because the

freaking dad keeps coming back to life.

Target acquired. Wait. Target acquired.

Oh,

what? Regarding the serum series serum,

the following items be able synthesize

serum. D series cranial nerve. D series

peripheral nerve.

>> I think that's it.

Baby, can you pretty please pause the

game for 30 seconds? I need to pee.

Absolutely.

I can never say no. I literally am

unable to control. Oh, hello.

>> Well, did you find a serum?

>> I just got done dealing with your mom

and her [ __ ] bugs. Wish you could

have warned me.

>> Always.

>> Sorry about that. What about the serum?

>> I haven't found any, but I did find out

we need to make one. A D series head and

an arm. This can't be right.

>> A head? I think I have that around here

somewhere.

>> You do?

>> I don't know about the arm, though.

>> The head.

>> Have you searched the whole house?

>> No, not yet. I still need to check the

second floor here.

>> How is she always calling us?

>> And we're always answering.

>> Find it.

>> Okay. She wants me to go find the arm or

something.

Oh,

a little voodoo doll. For what? For fun.

October 11th. My ears haven't been

ringing all day. I haven't been able to

sleep since the child showed up. It's

like so says there's something strange

about the child and the woman she

brought with her. Oh,

the child. Child gave me a present. I

put the present in the secret room.

Okay. Secret room in the back of the

second floor. Secret room in the back of

second floor. The arm is assigned the

chall Okay. Looking for the arm. So sad.

Maybe I should heal.

Please, no more bugs.

I'm tired of the

Oh, I need the other lantern.

Did she drop the other lantern? Where's

the other lantern?

A come on. Oh, she's got she's got it,

huh?

>> Missed the cut scene.

>> What the [ __ ] Well, that's special.

>> She is quite

dude. It keeps giving me the shivers

because it's so gross. H. Okay.

I only have an hour left of stream and

then I got to go and then maybe I come

back. Oh, a little bit of green.

Scared of bugs. No, it's just like the

way it sounds. I'm actually not scared

of bugs. I'm not scared of spiders. I

mean, I don't want them on me. Like,

thinking of them on me makes me feel

itchy. Oh, we're on the other side of

the gate. Can we open it? Door cut.

Fill me another pod. No. Um,

well, now that I have the crow's key, I

think there's another door I can go to.

Supplies.

Is that a

Is that a new gun? I don't have room for

this. There's a grenade launcher in

here.

Whoa. Let us Oh,

maybe it's Zoe's. What kind of bra

clamp? Oh, it's a the clip. Let's go.

All right, we came from here. So,

oh. Oh, okay. The toilet that has a

bunch of cigarettes next to it.

Wait, do I go that way or this way

first? Um, let's go see what's up here.

Okay.

Few

herbs, huh?

I'm not going to pick this up. I I'm

never going to use it.

Okay. What could possibly go wrong?

Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Gate is blocking the way. Mhm.

Mhm. Mh.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Hello. Blocked from the other side.

Nice.

Don't want to waste it.

Uh, I do want the red bag. I'm going to

leave the shotgun shells here so it

doesn't take up inventory space for now.

Plane throw in a woodhouse is kind of

insane.

Yes, sir.

We're crazy here. Oh, I see it, man.

Jesus.

>> Don't you worry, none.

>> I shouldn't have used it.

What the?

Okay. Okay. I'm going to go kick the

ladder down. Yeah, the ladder. Oh,

pardon. Pardon. Oh, pardon. Pardon. Oh,

pardon. Oh, pardon. Oh, pardon. Okay.

What is this? What is that? Sure. Great.

Great. I don't know. I don't know. I

don't know. Okay. Okay. Okay.

What?

Reload. Reload. Reload.

But there's loot.

Oh, burner fuel. Okay, I'm going to

wait.

Oh my god.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I

can't. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill

it. Kill it.

Ladies, I can't.

Oh my god. She's got like a a poo poo

diaper. She's got a big poo poo bug.

Dirty diaper. It's so disgusting. Reload

this. Reload this. Wait, what's that?

My god. Just a game. She can't hurt me.

Oh,

that's right, [ __ ] Take that in the

cookie.

And that and that and Oh, she's doing

back flips.

Oh. Oh. Um, is this a waste of the

bullets?

I think I bugged her. Is this bugged?

Okay, stay there. Hold on.

Thank you.

Her weak point is literally her vagina.

You got nowhere to go now, boy.

>> Oh my god. I wasn't expecting that. I

literally my my bar was low.

Oh, please heal. Please heal. Please

heal. Please heal. There you go. There

you go. There you go. Good. Good. Good.

Good.

Oh,

and I

Wait,

what?

Oo, the music is good.

Oh.

Miss ma'am,

>> you need a doctor.

>> Oh my god. Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal,

heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal,

heal, heal. It's locked. It's locked.

It's locked. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ow. Ow. I'm

dead. Actually, I'm actually dead. She

killed me. GG's. It's over. It's over.

It's actually over. I have nothing. I

have no heals. I have nothing.

>> Come on now.

>> You're not afraid of a girl, are you?

>> I'm dead.

What the

I can't see.

I'm so dead.

I'm Oh my god. I didn't reload. Oh,

scare me. I'm dead. Never mind. I'm

alive.

I hold him.

How much? How much?

How much? I can't. I can't. I can't.

Am I safe here?

Okay, maybe I need to use my big

bullets. Okay, if you guys were a heal,

where would you be? Cuz I like I need it

real bad.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no.

I needed that. Wait, where are there

bugs? Is she giving birth?

Woman,

where am I? Where is she?

Oh.

Oh,

no.

No. Stop.

Oh,

>> dude. How much more? Seriously,

>> I think she's dead. Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay.

Oh, cool. That's nice.

>> [ __ ] stay dead. Okay.

I don't think she's actually dead.

That was really funny and fun. It was a

fun fight.

All right, we have the

What was What was that? Anyone know what

that was? That was a loud sound. It

sounded like something was

Burner fuel. Nice. Oh, okay. We're

leaving.

Okay, we're good. Goodbye.

Now we need to go back and put the

lantern in that one thing.

What was up with the piano? Oh,

everything. Oh,

what? Who did it? Who was playing this

piano? Was it you? That was creepy. Hey,

it's lantern time.

A fellow Rachelist. Huh? Is this a dark

room? Oh my god, I remembered it. I I

think the Oh. Oh, it's cute. Oh.

It's so haunted in here. What is

happening?

Um,

my family.

Evelyn. Oh no. Is the girl the girl

ghost girl is Evelyn.

A bunch of shoes. Okay, we have a

collector.

Cool. Very pretty.

Very pretty.

All right. Also likes dolls. Uh, it

looks like a shipwreck or something.

Hey, what's this? Uh, Freddy. Oh.

Oh, it's

Oh, it's drooling. That was normal.

Totally normal.

Um,

anything down here?

We have a blocked passageway.

Oh, lovely.

Chat is confusing me a bit. What are

they doing? I'll clear it up for you. I

understand chat all the time.

Okay,

that's normal.

Something's wrong with her, you know. I

think you're right.

Beautiful.

Wow. Oh,

>> stay away.

My ear. That was so deep in my left ear.

Um.

Um.

Um,

that looks like a secret passageway.

Oh, wow.

It really just spells it out for you,

huh? What?

Is that

Evelyn?

Evelyn, is this you? Oh, I need I need

that. I need this. Thank you.

D00

two.

Oh,

>> I guess this is it.

>> Oh, wait. Ew.

>> Wait,

she's behind me, isn't she?

Oh my god, she actually was.

Hello.

Oh, wait. I don't think these drawings

were here a second ago.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Jesus.

I missed. I [ __ ] missed. Okay,

I missed again.

I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm

freaking out. Okay, calm down. Calm

down. Calm down.

Oh, it's more than two. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Calm down.

I'm scared. I don't want to go out this

way.

What?

Damn you and your so wiggly ass. Wiggly

ass head.

>> Oh,

I tell you he's extra wiggly.

Run.

The music is really scary.

Oh, it's a big boy. It's a big boy. It's

a big boy. Ow ow ow ow ow ow. You

wouldn't come into the light.

[ __ ] me. I thought I could reload in

time.

Oh, brother. Now I have no heals again

cuz I'm so lazy. I'm always like, "Yeah,

I can shoot him one more time." And then

I actually can't shoot him one more

time. I need to bring the arm to where?

Hello, human streamer. Okay, that's a

real person.

Oh, hello.

>> Did you find it?

>> Yes.

>> Yeah, I got it. Are we really going to

be

>> I'm on normal difficulty.

>> It'll be fine.

>> I'm just playing like a chug.

>> We can get out of here together. I'll be

waiting for you in the trailer.

>> All right. Am

I divorced? I can't tell. Like I'm just

running away with another woman.

The trailer.

Hello.

>> Now, where the hell are you? You know,

never mind. We only need the head and

you sub.

>> This is going to help me and me, right?

>> Hey, buddy. I thought you should know. I

decided that Zoe needed a time out. She

and Mia are here with me

>> and they're keeping each other company.

>> Just let them both go. What do you need

them for?

>> Nuh-uh.

That's family business, Ethan, and not

your concern. Understand?

>> Sounds like a GTA clan. If you want the

head, feel free to come by anytime and

I'll give it to you. But only if you

participate in a little uh activity I've

put together just for you.

>> What activity?

>> I know you're excited, but don't worry.

>> It's not going anywhere.

First step I need you to take, partner,

is for you to take a peek inside the

fridge in the trailer there.

>> The fridge.

>> Come on now. Don't be like that. You

want to have some fun, don't you?

>> Yes.

>> In the fridge.

>> I will look in the fridge.

Is this the only stuff you can buy? One.

Two.

Really?

That's crazy.

Yay. I should have bought this earlier.

Give me the Yes.

Good. Good. Good. Good. What's in the

fridge? Let's take a peek.

Oh.

Oh. Okay.

Oh, the pig is waiting for you in the

dissection room, [ __ ] Okay. All right.

Let's go.

The dissection room is inside.

This way.

And then this way. I thought it was in

here. Wasn't it in here somewhere?

Oh. Oh, I feel like it got darker.

Oh,

of all places. Granny, I did not expect

to see you here.

Um,

ag wheel over here.

Did you turn the lights off?

Okay, Granny. I'll see you later.

Love you

a lot.

Wait, the body's Oh no, he's on the

table. Can I cheese him right here?

Did it hit

[ __ ] I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm

dead. I'm dead. Yeah.

Oh god. Back up. The threeleggan

moldled. This type has little health.

But what little health? I sprayed him

with fire. Is he immune or something?

Grandma, please. Seriously.

Okay. Shotgun. Surely that'll do it. I'm

gonna die again.

Wow, so much better. I guess the fire is

only good against bugs.

Let me keep my shotgun out cuz I'm so

weak.

What happened in here?

I feel like it got ickier. Jesus, I

can't see with all this blood.

Oh, brother.

Oh my god. They really made it so you

can't shoot him, huh? Okay, I'm going to

die.

Prove you're a real man. Stick your hand

down this pig's throat. Okay. Rigger

Mortise must have set in. His joints are

already stiff. There's a sickening sweet

stench. Sweet. He started rotting

already.

Open up, baby.

M. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> E.

That pretty little thing will help you

find the two key cards you're going to

need to join the party we're having over

here. You got to earn your way, Ethan.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Oh, that was good. That was good. I'm

very weak, though. Let us leave.

Oh.

Oh no, I should save this for the

Please die. Seriously.

How much more? How much more

is it alive? Oh, okay.

I'mma

ha

me out. Get me out. Get me out. Get me

out. Get me out. Oh, the key.

Uh, this thing.

Perfect.

Oh, little rat.

Good rat.

Oh, shotgun shells. I wonder why they

gave me shotgun shells.

Among

Us. this.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's

fine. It's fine. Chill chill chill chill

chill chill chill. It's fine. They're

weak. They're weak. One shot. Maybe two.

Maybe three. Give me three.

How are you built like this?

Oh my god, look at them dogs. Oh wow,

look at that.

Oh,

like the nails. It's pretty.

Right. And then

to the left. I'm free.

Holy [ __ ] Yeah. I'm going to go to all

the snake doors. Yep. Yep. Yep. the

snake doors. I know there's one on the

upper upper level.

ED.

Wait, they don't

does he open doors?

O

god. Oh

well this is unfortunate.

Oh. Oh,

please,

dude.

I just Ow.

Oh, [ __ ]

He's ducking.

It's not right. It's not right. They

shouldn't be so smart. They shouldn't be

so smart.

Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

Good. Good. Good. Oh, stimulant time.

Whoa. Whoa. My eyes are opening.

Whoa, there's more. Did I miss all this

or did it restock? Oh, it restocked for

Wait, no wait. What?

Burner fuel. Wait, is it over already?

Oh, no. No, no, it's still going. What?

What's this? Ammo.

It's so bright.

Let me get all the loot first before

this wears off.

Puzzle stuff. I think

a ball.

Uh, supplements.

A weed.

April the Oliver stopped his yelling,

but sometimes I hear knocking from

above.

May nud it really stinks. Some weird

juice is dripping from the ceiling.

Anyways, since I had time, I changed the

remote control trophy again. Now it

it'll be shiny even at night. At night,

does that mean we have to like turn this

off?

Fall.

Mhm. Third place, second junior

engineering contest. Second place, third

junior engineering contest. Honorable

mention.

Amateur Robotics Championship. Wait,

this is a big trophy for an honorable

mention. Uh-huh. Baseball. We love

baseball. April duh. Mommy took me to

the hospital in town. They took a photo

of my head with a weird machine. Then

mommy bought me a 259 piece puzzle from

the toy store. April st Oliver keeps

teasing me. You're a crazy head, April.

Duh. I lied to Oliver. I told him to

come over for my birthday party, then

shut him in the attic from outside by

remote control. He kept crying. Let me

out. Lucas.

This is Lucas when he was younger.

April, the I changed the remote control

so stupid Zoe can't just go. Zoe. Wait,

isn't Zoe the girl on the phone? She's

really part of this family. I I mel me

Mel did it with one of my inventor's

contest trophies. Now she'll never find

it. Okay, one of these is the trophy,

but I want to know why I can't take them

with me.

Oh f Oh,

it's a trophy lamp. Wow, look at that.

How creative.

up.

Uh, I have to shoot that. Huh? I can't

reach it.

Oh, I need more space. Whatever. I'll

just get it later. Surely. This looks

like the same addict in Amanda the

Adventurer, doesn't it? Just use the

stimulants. But I have two. I'll use

one. It's drug time. Oh, an axe. A model

gun. Renovation contract. Jack Baker.

Trevor and Chamberlain construction.

November 10th, 1992 to November 30th.

Installation of shadow activated doorway

in main hall. Shadow activated doorway.

Wow, that sounds fancy.

I have no room for any of this. I might

as well do this now.

I see it. It's just upside down. I have

it, but it's backwards.

Good enough. Yeah,

good enough. Hi, Mari. You the birthday

Ray. Are you high? Oh, it's the blue key

card. A painting named Judgment. It

depicts a woman kneeling in front of a

mob. Oh, no. Wait, this is so relatable.

Wait, that's kind of me for reals.

Damn. You get that petite inventory.

What the hell? I can't tell. Is this

like a Zoomer language? Zoomer mixed

with millennial birthday tape,

key card,

axe, model. Oh my god, we did it. So,

this is what you use to get the other

shotgun and you repair the broken

shotgun and then you replace it with the

shotgun that we have. So, is that how

you get the new shotgun is by getting

the broken shotgun? Movie time.

Birthday.

I'm birthday. Can trespassing idiots

solve puzzles experiment?

>> You my friend, you are one lucky son of

[ __ ] You know I I actually envy you.

What? You don't believe me?

This this joy. Well, you can't bake

this.

It has taken me weeks to finish this.

And it is finally ready. And it's all

for you.

Come on now.

Don't be like that. It's going to be

fun.

>> Okay.

>> Just you wait.

>> Okay.

>> Puzzle time.

Birthday.

Okay. Oh,

candle.

So gross. It's so gross. There's nails

everywhere. Oh, hell no.

Birthday.

Oh, how did I miss this entire doorway?

All right, looking around.

Um,

oh, we have a gas thing here.

We've got some TVs, lots of balloons.

Um, uh, a rope. I'm surprised we can't

burn the rope. It looks burnable.

I'm holding the game. I'd really like to

make it out of this room alive and not

die a horrible painful death. I know

it's a tempt title. Take a candle, light

it, and put it on the cape.

>> Remember to smile. This party is for

you.

>> Okay.

Happy birthday.

>> [ __ ] you.

>> [ __ ] you. Happy birthday. [ __ ] you.

Okay, winding key.

Okay, I got the winding key. And then we

have

a threedigit symbol code with a present

inside.

Aya.

So, we have to turn off the water to be

able to get the flame to the cake. I

see. I see.

Um, oh, we have a lovely portrait. This

must be for the three-digit symbol code.

We have grandma, a clown, a man, a dog,

and a floating lady. Oh, those are not

the symbols

now. No. Vodra, stay. I'm going to ace

this. I'm going to ace this so fast.

Oh,

yeah. You know what? I will light this

candle cuz I like it. Can I leave it on

or can I Okay.

All right. Where do I put this winding?

Oh, what's this?

No water is coming out. Flush.

No.

>> [ __ ] disgusting.

>> Oh god.

Dirty telescope. It seems to have been

fitted with a polarizing filter. The

dirt on it makes it hard to see though.

Okay. Oh,

it's missing a finger. We need a fingy.

And we need a whatever. There's a small

hole in the dummy stomach. Okay. I bet

this goes in him.

Yeah.

Oh, I restarted it on accident. Okay.

Any thingies? Any thingies? Um

Oh, I need that here. I need that. Can I

light this now? I can, I think.

M easy easy puzzle.

Oh,

this is nice.

Happy birthday.

You the birthday uh

whatever Mari said.

Birthday. Uh birthday uh

balloon. Oh, so so easy. So easy. And

then another password. Oh my gosh, it's

Wordle.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. All

right, we got to make the big balloon.

Ow.

Oh, what?

Oh, great. A quill pen. Oh, this goes to

our man's.

Oh, can't. He needs a finger first. All

right. LFG fingy. LFG fingy. LFG fingy.

It won't stop coming out. Okay. Oh.

Um. All right. I need to wash this off,

don't I? Oh,

what? Ew. Ew. Wash it off. How do I

clean it? Right here, maybe.

Oh,

I'm a genius. Okay. And then with that,

I'm going to use it on

maybe this. I don't know.

Oh,

a noose, a tombstone, and a baby. Noose,

tombstone, and baby.

And confirm.

Okay, we got a straw doll. All right, we

got stick up the butt. You Oh, me. It

looks like I could light it on fire,

maybe.

the finger.

Here you go, bro. I got you, man.

And take that. And let's spin them up.

He's going to write the password. The

five-digit password, I bet. Oh,

>> what the [ __ ] is this? What are you

doing? What are you doing?

Ow ow ow

ow.

>> A free tattoo.

Cool loser.

We did it.

Thank you. The valve handle. Thank you

very much. I'll be taking this, turning

off the water, and lighting the candle.

Perfect.

Easy peasy. Easy peasy. Easy. Easy.

Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.

>> Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.

>> Happy birthday.

>> Happy birthday.

>> Yay.

Oh, the wine. Oh.

Oh.

Ow.

Oh. Oh. Oh man. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Ow. Wheel. Wheel. Spin the wheel.

Turn the water on. Turn the water on.

Turn the water on.

>> Happy birthday.

>> That was fun.

Was

that Could I have saved him? I don't

know if I There was no F button on the

water, so I wasn't sure if I was able

to.

What?

There's a party

and I wasn't invited. Okay, we have to

get over there. What? Why am I walking?

Am I crouched?

What am I shorter? I feel short. You're

aiming down the sides. How do I stop

aiming?

I don't know. I'm not clicking the

buttons. I don't know what's happening.

Oh, right click. Okay. I I took a break.

I forgot all the controls. Dude, the

party. I'm on my way.

I actually can't believe this. What's

wrong with me? Welcome to paradise,

dude. I want to go in there. I need

snake rooms. I also need this shotgun.

How do I repair this thing now? You need

a lot of things. Oh, I need a lot of

things.

What was this? Always open. I think that

was always open.

It's been a fun era. I'm not going to

lie. Oh, Grandma,

I am

I actually really like you. I feel like

you've been so kind. Oh, there's a

passageway under the bed. Aba.

Yes. Yes.

Lockpick. Do you Do you mind if I reach

into here? Oh. Ooh. Thank you, Abella.

Oh,

art. What's in here?

My favorite fluid. A clock. and a note.

The same time as all other clocks.

10:15.

Oh my god, I'm gonna fall asleep.

Okay, we're good. We're good.

Oh,

good morning. Grandma's still here. Oh,

okay.

Dude, it's the little things in life

that just make me so happy.

This made me so happy. I'm tearing up.

I'm tearing up. Oh my god. Thank you so

much. Thank I really needed that. I

really needed that. Uh, okay. Treasure

by the head. Head with a hat and uh a

weapon. Oh,

wow. This is late. Feel like we already

got that. Wait, someone said this was an

Easter egg. Arcllay Mountains, July 7th,

1991. What does it mean? What does it

mean? What does it mean? Resident Evil

1. Oh, where the mansion was in the

hills in the first game. All right,

let's go down here.

Grandma.

Oh,

what?

I didn't like that. I feel like I can't

get out now.

Okay, this is fine.

Sprinkle some love. Yeah, a little bit.

Oh,

a little bit of love. Oh

my. Oh my god.

>> Oh. Ooh. Enhanced ammo. Well, gosh.

The red key card

empty.

Oh, this is to here. Oh. Oh, I go this

way.

It got scarier. Please don't. Please

don't.

Oh,

these bullets are so good.

He's behind me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

my god. My god. Oh my god. My god. Oh my

god. Oh my god. My god. Oh my god. My

god. My god.

He hasn't come out here. You can't see

the light.

You shall not pass.

You can't.

You can't.

It's bright.

Wait,

actually. Wait. Did he die or Oh god.

I I can't.

Oh, wait. Press G.

What? What? Wait, what?

I hit him

four times. Okay, whatever. I'll answer

the phone. Yes. Wait, there's loot out

there.

Oh my god.

What? Why? That is a fakey now.

Oh,

it shows bobbleheads, too.

Oh. Oh my god. Thank you so much. Thank

you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

>> Yes. Hello.

>> Hey, buddy. Remember those two key cards

will get you into the party.

>> Don't be late now.

>> Let me talk to Mia.

>> No, no, no. Well, you got to show up

first. You haven't forgotten where the

party is, have you? No.

>> You can get in from the courtyard. So,

come on, man. Everybody's waiting for

you.

>> Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. They're waiting for me. This

looks Oh, this is it. This is it. Oh, I

have to futton it. Oh,

I have to futton it.

Oh my god, that's awesome. Combine with

this. Oh, I see.

Wait a minute. All right, it's party

time.

Let's go, everyone. Get ready to dance.

Yeah.

Oh, wow. There's even glowing stuff on

the stairs.

J,

let's play.

I'm scared.ub.

Oh god,

this song sucks.

H better than EDC.

Movie time

work.

>> Wow.

>> Ethan.

Ean.

Yeah.

>> Ethan, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got

some for you.

>> What do you got for me?

>> Lookie. Look at what I've got.

>> For me?

>> You know what this is for?

>> What?

>> You know what Zoe wants to do with this?

>> What does she want to do?

>> She thinks this thing is special. M

special.

>> No, Ethan,

that ain't special.

This This right here is special.

>> Oh,

>> you see Ethan?

>> Oh,

>> everybody wants to turn back the clock.

What?

What? Evelyn,

I'm just trying to show him. I'm telling

not everybody wants to go back to how

things were.

>> Those are stupid [ __ ] She doesn't

understand that I don't want to go back

to how things were before my father

found y'all.

>> Now everybody wants to turn back the

clock.

>> Mhm. So,

so Ethan, Ethan,

you can uh

you can um crawl around

>> Valkyrie stream in 2028 after the eighth

million tweet. What are you kidding me?

I am composed that filthy

>> I'm so rotten house all you want looking

for them ingredients, but you ain't

going to find a godamn thing, Ethan.

You want to make that serum?

>> Yeah.

>> Oo, baby.

>> Cool. Com collected.

>> You're going to have to come through me.

You here?

>> Yes.

>> Come on, Ethan.

>> What do you say?

>> I'll be there. It's a date.

Oh, damn.

>> [ __ ]

>> Someone said I forgot about this axe.

But where am I supposed to put this back

pocket? No, this is not usable. It's

definitely supposed to replace

something. I just don't know what in

your hand. I am so unraable actually.

You guys could never could never

ever trigger me again ever.

Oh, nice. But not Oh.

Oh.

Another one. Maybe I could use it to my

advantage.

Who wants to blow up?

Oh, there's treasure here. We got a

photo.

Another repair kit. Whoa. What the I

don't think I'm skinny enough for this.

Am I skinny enough for this?

Skinny legend.

Oh, I actually am. Oh, that's nice.

Skinny legend.

Oh, presents.

This

looks awfully suspicious.

This box is sus. It's worth it.

It wasn't worth it. It was a waste.

Did I waste a good bullet? No, no, no.

These are the bad Oh, what? Okay, these

won't explode.

Sorry for the mess.

What the [ __ ] I Oh no, I have to use my

one heal. That's so insane. I can't. I

can't. I can't.

Okay.

Oh. Oh. Okay. I just got to shoot this

one.

>> Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, you have got a good

eye.

>> Wow. Wow. Wee. Wow. Woo. I got reverse

baited. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Wait,

what's the code?

Oh,

>> [ __ ] password, right? Why don't you

try 0814?

>> Okay.

>> No. 06 21.

>> 0621.

>> No, no, it's 0514.

0514.

>> Oh, come on. Take a chance. You never

know.

>> 0

5

1

4.

>> What? What? What? What? What was that?

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, this opened. Uh, Dond Estas 2

password.

Suspicious crate.

I can't risk blowing up again, bro. I

can't

I can't I'll never trust a crate again.

Empty.

Wait, why is it giving me runaway

pathing? Burner fuel. This looks like a

boss fight,

doesn't it?

Oh no.

No,

wait. No. Oh my god, it's stupid. Grippy

legs are coming so fast. It's right

behind me. Um, I'm dead.

Oh, [ __ ] this.

Listen, I'm just speedrunning. Okay,

that's it. I will not fail.

Look how skinty this is. Wow.

Yeah. Open up.

>> Wow, that takes a long time to reload.

Yep.

That's not good.

Did a lot of damage to me.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Is it worth it?

Oh, that's all we need to do really, I

think.

I won't fall for it again unless I do.

All right.

Oh, wow. That's sneaky

cuz you crouch to go.

The devs are so funny, man.

Okay, now I'm fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

What is it? What is it? Please don't

explode.

This is the most troll section I think

I've ever played in any game of my life.

The devs are actually insane for this. I

can't believe it exploded.

Well, we got steroids and a coin. Okay,

you know what? It was worth it. We got

roids.

Yum, yum. Uh, we're in a barn, which

makes me quite uncomfortable.

Very uncomfortable.

Oh, no. No. No.

Oh. Um, okay.

He's alive.

Did that not do anything or Oh, there's

another one.

Did I miss?

Oh gosh, there's just so many.

Okay, I like the sound of this gun a

lot. Who's next?

Who wants me?

Pigs. Ray, like a teenager. For real?

No. I I'm very mature. I'm so grown.

Actually, I am. I actually am. I am a

grown woman that is so mature

and is very

a save.

Um, okay. You had to deepen your voice

to prove it. This is actually as deep as

I can go.

This is

immature.

>> Oh, I forgot they explode.

Whoa, it's a party. The lights are

swinging.

Oh, we need a battery. A big ah battery.

It's a lot of burner fuel. I think it's

hinting something to me.

Oh. Oh my god. It's right here.

Dolphin shells. Wow. It's really

preparing me for something.

Like seriously, the bit is over. We

left. We were We're in a whole different

segment. Why is it still happening? I

can't believe the devs did this. I

simply can't.

That's crazy. All right, let's put the

battery in. Uh, here it is.

>> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

welcome to the bar

fight.

Keep it clean, gentlemen. We have rules.

Where is he?

>> Is he immune in there?

>> It's how you deal with your life that

makes you a man. He is.

>> Damn, that's kind of smart.

Oh, I'm out. G.

I missed.

>> Got to say, I'm impressed. Not only are

you still alive, you have all your

fingers. Fat man down. Fat man down.

>> He was never my favorite. Anyways,

>> is it over?

Yeah.

Yeah. It's over.

Is this the DLC? No, this is number

seven. Resident Evil 7.

Um,

the battery was a fluke.

It didn't even matter.

Oh no. This is the guy that burned alive

in the puzzle thing. So sad. That's so

sad. No. Oh,

you're next. Ooh. 1408. Don't promise me

a good time.

Where?

Wait. Is it the same puzzle? Do you

think?

Oh, 140. I forgot the code.

1 4 08.

>> Okay.

>> No, buddy. This is a test of skills, so

no cheating. That [ __ ] you're carrying,

get rid of it.

>> What?

>> That [ __ ] you're carrying, get rid of

it.

>> I did. Oh, this

>> that [ __ ] you're carrying, get rid of

it.

>> I can't even use it without the gun.

What do you mean? It doesn't make any

sense. What? My heels, too. What?

That [ __ ] you're carrying.

>> [ __ ] this. Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine.

Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.

Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.

Fine.

It's a new puzzle. No, it's the same

puzzle. Oh,

>> have a nice day.

>> Maybe I will.

Um,

well, okay. I grab this. Is it really

the exact same puzzle?

Then I go over here, and then I go over

here, and then I go over here, and then

I go here.

Same puzzle.

>> All right. What do you say we play a

little game? All you got to do is light

the candle and put it on the cake.

>> Kiss my ass,

>> Ethan.

language. There are children in the

building somewhere, I think. I'm not

sure anymore.

>> Oh, same puzzle.

Now we have to figure out how to not

burn alive. Man, grave baby.

Oops.

Everything is actually the same. That's

crazy. All right, let's light the

candle.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Burn this.

Nice. Burn this.

Get the finger. Good finger. And then we

put the finger in his hand.

Got to grab this. Let's get the dirty

telescope.

Same balloon. This is loser.

Loser.

Everything is exactly the same. Okay.

Did I even need to do this? Oh, I'll do

it anyways.

Really? Why didn't we just dodge? We saw

what happened last time. Really?

We saw this. Put that there. And then

let's put Wait, we don't even need to do

this cuz we we already got the code.

Okay.

Nice.

Okay. Now, can I put this?

Oh, I'm not allowed to. I wanted to put

the cork back in it, but I guess it's

already a mess, isn't it? It must have

something to do with this.

Didn't repair this very well.

What? There's some space behind this

wall. Yes. I guess it breaks when the

fire gets worse or what? Okay, let's go

light the candle.

>> Happy birthday

to you.

>> Happy birthday.

>> Happy birthday.

Yeah,

we know there's a bomb, dude. How did

this guy forget everything?

Oh,

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ]

Oh,

>> spice. Spice. So, spice. There's so

spice. So spice. How do I break this

open?

I think I'm dead.

All right. Noted. I have to do it before

it gets spicy. All right. Ready.

If no gas, then no fire, right? Back up,

dude.

[ __ ] you're supposed to die.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Go faster.

Four.

Four.

That was supposed to be for you. God

damn it.

>> That was a long time. Oh, so spicy. So

spicy.

Oh my god. Are these the previous TVs

that he used for this? Watch TV.

>> Mia.

>> Oh no.

>> Mia,

>> is Twitch down? I don't think so.

>> Where are you?

>> Looks like it's working.

>> Where are you?

>> We're just beyond the pier outside that

room. Hooray.

>> Hooray.

>> Well, now Ethan,

>> the [ __ ] do you want?

you

dead.

Guess that's not in the cards. Not yet.

>> Lucky me.

>> Look, unless you have any more surprises

up your sleeve, I suggest you.

>> Now, that would be telling, Ethan, and I

don't do spoilers.

>> Hi, Coyick.

What's

>> that sound?

Oh, the head.

>> Wow.

>> Finally.

>> Oh, no.

How are you enjoying the game? Honestly,

it was worth replaying cuz I did not

remember this at all. It's so good. It's

actual cinema. Okay, it's prank time.

Nice.

Wouldn't have gotten Resident Evil 9 if

it weren't for this. Yeah, I can see

like I like that Resident Evil 9 is

pretty similar to this one in in terms

of like story I feel like and

spookiness. It's just a good blend of

spooky and story instead of focusing

only on action.

Loot. Oh, there is loot.

I need to lift this bridge. Oh, it's on

the other side. I can't wait for the DLC

for nine.

Nothing's going to explode, right?

Nice. Prank time.

All right, let us leave.

Oh.

Um um um

Oh, reloading.

I missed.

I missed one. Oh, wait. Those are my big

gun bullet things. Okay, go to the worst

bullets.

Oh, wow.

I missed.

Wait, is there more? Are they endless or

what? Do I just have to keep going or

what's happening? I don't understand.

Okay, no, it's fine. I The music is just

extra scary, so I wasn't sure if it was

[ __ ] dude. I just should have switched

the shotgun.

Heal.

Oh my god.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Oh, shotgun's so nice.

Shotgun out.

Who's next? Weed, shells, bullets,

probably. Yep. And gunpowder and

stimulants. And Oh, wait. That's a lot

of flame rounds. Let's go.

Oh, hey

Are you guys okay?

>> Zoe. Zoe,

>> not now. We don't have the time.

Do you have both ingredients?

>> Oh, I put it in the chest. Oh. Uh, right

now. Oh, I'll be right back.

>> What are you doing?

>> Whoa.

Uh, I don't understand. Am I supposed to

bring it or no? I need this and the arm.

Arm. Okay, I got it.

>> Hurry and give me the serum ingredients

>> right here. There should be enough,

right?

>> If we make him fast enough. My father

and Lucas aren't far away. He's coming.

Daddy's coming. Good. There's enough for

two.

>> Who?

Daddy's coming.

Oh.

>> So,

>> after we make the serum, what's next?

>> There's a boat outside. We'll take it

through the swamp. But neither of us

will get very far without the serum.

>> Hey, one of those is mine.

>> Oh,

get your land back to the house. I will

feel it later.

>> Is this dad

enough?

>> Oh my god.

>> Now you're deploying against

my own blood.

This is getting old, Jack.

>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Yep. Yep.

>> Ow.

One hit and it's over.

What the

>> Oh my god. Please. It's too close.

Yeah.

That one's a big It's bulging.

This beat this, please.

Oh god. Kill you.

Uh, can you look at me in the eyes?

Oh.

>> Oh, whoops.

Oh. Oh, I'm reloading. Uh-oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Oh w

I'll go down. Oh, look at his toes.

Um,

>> your blood before I'm done with you.

It's real.

>> [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] Okay. Go, go, go, go.

What's wrong? Don't cry.

Oh, Jesus,

dude.

Please.

Ah,

reloading.

We had a fire.

Well, fire. But there's loot.

Oh.

[ __ ] you.

>> Oh my god. Oops.

>> What do I do?

Fire.

Get you.

Get you.

more loot.

Where is the eye?

That hit me. Where's the last eye?

Is there more?

Please.

I don't see the last odd. Oh, there it

is. Turn around.

Oh, [ __ ]

>> Open your chest.

now.

>> Oh, I didn't reload. Great.

Or another eye.

Genuinely don't see the eye.

Oh, there it is. Oh, come back. Oh, God.

I got a lot.

Please.

Please.

Give me your butt. Where?

There it is.

Is it over?

Oh, it's over. Oh, thank goodness. Oh,

of course, of course. Of course.

Oh, that's the wrong gun.

Heal. So claustrophobic. Oh.

Heal.

Please stop. I can't see. I literally

can't [ __ ] see. God, do I have to

redo all of that?

That's so annoying.

>> I need to go up again. Oh, there they

are.

And I think one's under the armpit.

Is it over?

Okay, shotgun out.

>> I'm reloading. Okay,

reload. Reload.

Yay. Are you serious? I was so close

beating him last time.

That's so lame. I was like literally one

shot away.

>> Take that and take that and take that

and take that and take that.

>> Ethan, this way.

>> Jesus.

>> So much is happening.

>> Use the serum on him.

>> You want me to cure him

>> in the eye?

leg.

>> Are you all right?

>> Yeah.

>> Come on. Mia's waiting for us.

>> He really likes it.

Yeah, playing. I can't believe people

play this in VR. That's insane to me.

Shotgun shells. Nice.

All right, we're cruising.

Where'd she go?

Oh, hey ladies.

>> I had to use one of them.

There's only one left.

>> There's only one left. There can't just

be one left. What the hell are we going

to do now?

Well,

oh,

you see, I

um I I feel she's my wife. She's my

wife. My wife didn't choose to be here.

She was taken. I mean, what do I got to

do with Zoe, you know? Also, this is her

family. Why would I not cure my wife?

I'm going to cure my wife because this

she's innocent and I I fear, you know,

you're you know, this is your this is

your life

and this is your family.

>> Why are you so offended?

>> It was foolish thinking I could escape.

Oh, that's so sad.

>> That's so sad.

>> Both of you just go.

>> Oh, that's so sad. Okay, goodbye.

>> Goodbye.

>> I'm sure there's someone who can help.

>> This is my home. Apparently, I belong

here.

>> She went all southern on us. Yes.

Goodbye.

>> I'll send help.

>> Don't bother. There won't be anyone left

to help.

>> Okay, don't worry. Uh, all right. All

right. We're leaving. Let's go.

I still want a divorce, but you know,

like

I guess we're trauma bonding. I'm not

sure. I don't know. It's like not very I

don't know. Such an ick. You cut my arm

off.

Oh, is the game over? Did we beat the

game?

Wait, I didn't beat the brother yet, did

I? No, I didn't. That was Dad.

Ethan,

thank you.

>> Who the hell else was I going to choose?

>> Ethan,

>> what?

>> That was a crazy response.

>> I know you've been through a lot.

>> We need to talk.

>> Why would Ethan say that? You had

something to do with all this, didn't

you? Oh,

>> look. I just want to know the truth.

>> Did I miss something?

>> Ethan, I honestly don't remember.

>> Try.

>> Wait, did I heal the wrong person?

>> Is that the boat?

>> How the [ __ ] did that get here?

>> Boat.

I think I straight up blocked this game

out of my memory. Oh,

>> you're okay.

The hell was that?

>> Oh no, a car crash.

>> What the [ __ ] What is that? What is

that?

>> Oh,

was this the bad ending?

Mommy.

Me.

Oh my god. I figured it out. Oh no. My

freaking wife

had a baby with another man and then

she's evil and now we're It's And I

should have picked the other woman.

Wait.

Ethan.

Ethan. Okay. So, if I would have cured

the other lady, would I have been here?

Am I actually mother? Oh, you would be

here. Okay.

Oh my god. Wait, do we see his face?

>> Ethan. Ethan.

Give him back.

Okay, let's go upstairs.

Not the mold.

Oh, wow. This is rusty.

Oh,

I I don't like this.

No. Why is this so goopy? I don't have

any loot. What is this? A strange

bottle. A strange bottle that you found

in your pocket after waking up at the

Baker estate. It's probably important.

All I have is a strange bottle.

I'm the Sam.

Wait.

>> Damn it.

>> Oh no. Flashbacks.

>> That

Oh no.

I'm Sam.

Oh. Uhoh.

Oh no.

Do I get a weapon, please?

>> Oh,

>> they're dead. They're all dead.

>> What is it? The moon. What the [ __ ] are

you talking about? She killed them all.

>> She

>> What the hell is going on? We need some

weapons. Is there any weapons on this

ship? I don't know. But

look, let's go this way. Maybe we can

get out of here.

>> Oh, okay.

Clearly, we need to go that way. But did

I Is there any loot? I don't think

there's any loot. We love you, Sam. Wow.

Thank you. Thanks so much.

It is kind of crazy that I feel like

there's at least one guy out there.

Maybe it's that guy that thinks I'm the

most evil person in this planet. I'm

like real evil.

Like I feel like there's really bad

people. There's a guy that thinks I am

the eviliest.

I'm I'm a baddie.

All right, let's go.

Um I found a coin.

Oh no, dude. Dude, I did not expect to

be on a ship. Oh no, I'm I'm bad.

Crew register. Captain Ed Charl Carile.

Chief Engineer Paul. First officer

Giovani. Second officer Clark. Mechanic

Dwayne. Physician Gerald. Communications

technician Jim.

She's not my child.

What is happening with this family?

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you come out

like that? Who put you in that locker?

He must have been hiding from something.

Girl, seriously. Was it me? Cuz I'm so

evily. Is that a tenant?

Oh no. This is the other guy.

Empty.

No.

Okay. No loot. I am the Resident Evil.

Wow.

Outside. What happened to this boat?

The Annabel built in 1987.

Weighs a or dead weight tonage 71,000.

Length 948 ft. Big boat.

Huge boat.

>> Settle down, little girl. Settle down.

Are you remembering?

>> What? What are you?

>> Yeah.

>> Is it me? Is it me?

I don't like not having a weapon. You

ever played Silent Hill? I think I I

played Silent Hill F. I don't know if

I've played

any of the other ones though. I don't

remember.

I think I only played Silent Hill F.

Play two remake.

Oh man.

Wait.

>> You said we could be a family.

>> Me?

>> What are you talking about?

>> You said

>> I did.

>> Wait.

>> I'm tired of waiting.

Oh no, I can't open it.

An herb.

That means I have to heal. So what makes

Silent Hill good? And does it relate to

Silent Hill F?

You're joking. You're joking. I don't

have a gun. I don't have anything.

No way.

Okay, dude. I don't have anything. What

am I to do? What am I to do?

What am I to do?

Ah,

I grabbed a fuse. I need to put it

somewhere, but I don't know where to put

it.

Why is there so many floors?

I'm just going to speedrun this because

I'm uncomfortable.

severely uncomfortable. I don't have any

loot.

>> Watch it.

>> Okay.

Why?

>> You need to remember so we can be a

family.

>> Okay. God, I'll watch it.

Test subject E001.

Isn't there an E002?

>> Alan, you're getting worse.

>> She must have

>> Oh, it's almost my bedtime.

Alan,

>> I'm too far gone anyway.

But it serves me right.

It's my fault she got out. Yeah, it is

your fault. But that doesn't mean I'm

going to let you die.

She

>> goes for the prime and snailing

protocol.

>> I can't believe this is happening.

>> Here,

take it. It has her tissue samples.

You find her.

You fix this.

>> Okay, Eevee, where are you?

Good night, Angelo. Angelo.

Oh, I can move. Uh, special operations

division director Alan Drony and

caretaker me.

Recent reports suggest that if Evelyn

remains at her current location, she is

at the high risk of being stolen by

opposing organizers. Your orders,

therefore, are to transfer Evelyn to our

Central American branch for safekeeping

until further notice. During transfer,

be sure to adhere to the following

protocols. Act as parental guardians for

Evelyn at all times to avoid suspicion.

Oh, we were pretending to be her

parents. Manage Evelyn's vitals via the

genome codeex provided. If the mission

is compromised beyond reconciliation,

dispose of Evelyn. Wait, so you're my

fake husband?

Oh, actual gun.

What kind of gun is this? Is this like

an SMG type or Oh, I got my big gun.

Okay.

Target acquired.

What? 11 10 13 14 Wait.

Okay.

Okay.

I need a thing for that.

Where do I get that?

Need another thing for that

machine gun ammo. Then I need to go

under there.

Oh, came through the vents. God,

everything reminds me of Among Us. Can I

crawl? Oh, I can.

Oh. Ew. What?

That's actually icky.

>> She's vomiting.

>> Ew. Vomiting.

>> Damn. I'll have to reset.

>> How's it going?

>> She's vomiting. Far more in excess of

her body mass.

>> Oh, great.

We're going to be seeing a lot more of

her ugly friends if this keeps up. All

right, we need to find her and fast.

This is getting out of hand.

>> Agreed.

>> Okay.

Um

Okay.

Need to find her in fast. 32.

Okay. Okay. Oh.

24.

Are you okay?

I'm running at you. I should use this

gun. Oh, there she is. Hey, come back

here. I need to exterminate you.

Really?

Oh Jesus, that scared me.

Didn't like that. I did not like that.

Uh I think she went to floor one. She's

probably on floor 4 cuz she's 43 away.

That's it's giving Oh. Oh. Oh, I don't

have a choice.

Oh man, it's past my bedtime. All

right.

28.

Oh god.

Okay. So far so good.

No loot unfortunately.

Oh,

I got one bullet left. Is this open? No.

There's three doors that need that

thingy.

What was that? Bombs. Remote bomb. A

bomb that can be detonated by remote

control. Press R to detonate it. R.

Okay. Yeah, I can do that. Sounds like I

need to use it soon. Do I need to use it

soon?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Let's test it out.

Um, ready.

Got him.

Is that a waste? Did I waste that? Easy.

I got one more.

I'll try to save it for one multiple.

Don't like this.

Four doors that need a little key thing.

10.

>> Alan, I think she's on the other side of

this door, but I don't have a key.

>> Try to melt down the lock.

You're on the bottom level, right?

>> Uh-huh.

>> Check our luggage.

>> Our luggage.

Oh,

loot, please.

Oh, that's big. I need more ammo. Bad.

Never mind.

Corrosive

for what? Strong acid that can dissolve

certain metals. Oh,

cool. Like this.

Wow.

That is strong.

I need to go back.

Out of curiosity, have any of you ever

drank like bleach?

Remember when the whole tide pods was a

thing? Did not say I want you to drink

bleach?

Well, no. I'm just kidding. Should I go

back all the way to the other doors?

>> Mad at me, mommy.

>> No, Eveie.

>> No,

>> I'm not mad. I'm

>> not mad.

>> Wait, what did you call me?

>> I don't want to live at the lab anymore.

I want a house and I want you to be my

mommy.

>> Okay, Eevee. I'll be your mommy. Just

Just come back with me right now. Okay,

where are you? Eevee,

>> what? I'm scared. What do I do? I got a

bomb.

>> Evie, wait.

>> Did you find her? Yes, but she ran off.

She's making more friends. Alan, those

things are everywhere.

>> I told you so.

>> Are you okay?

>> You just worried about getting Evelyn

back.

Oh no,

this one.

Oh no. Okay, perfect time. Perfect time.

Let's put it right here.

A little close.

Almost blew myself up.

It's getting stinky.

I don't like this. Dude, this sparks a

lot of anxiety.

Please

don't like this.

Oh my Oh.

I don't like this. I don't like this.

Wait. No. Don't kill your fake dad.

Please.

Please.

I'll have to wait for this elevator.

Is those stairs? I guess not.

>> Emergency safety lockdown system has

been engaged.

>> What?

Damn it.

Eevee is upstairs.

He wrote it in blood. Alan. Alan, where

the hell are you?

Oh no.

Let's use this.

The alarm is crazy.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. I needed that.

I need that. I got bombs.

Did I use two? I think I used two bombs.

Wait, this will give me another one

surely. Oh,

what just happened? Did I hit that?

Stop what you're doing.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. I needed that

bad.

I got bombs.

Oh, I'm reloading. I'm reloading. Oh my

god, I'm reloading. Oh my god,

that was a close one.

Oh, I thought it was too tall for me.

I thought it was too tall.

Oh, brother Stifu

Sabow.

Dude, I would love to be done with this

part. It's really, really loud.

I'm ready.

Oh, Alan,

is that you?

How did you get here?

>> Where'd she be?

>> She's out of control. Without the

treatments, she's deteriorating.

>> Well, it's a good thing we're already

dying.

>> Cover your mouth. Don't say that.

She trusts you. That little [ __ ] she

never trusts. Okay, wait. Eevee. No.

Eevee. Eevee.

>> Ellen, listen.

>> I didn't mean to call you that.

>> She's trying to take control. You have

to fight her.

>> Oh my god.

>> Evelyn, stop. Stop right now.

His

health bar is low.

Saw it on his watch. Oh,

hey. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh no,

I'm icky.

No, my husband.

My science husband.

That's it.

It's time to end this.

It's time to hack.

38 39 seconds.

My work husband.

>> Oh,

this is the video that started at the

beginning.

>> I did lie to you. I shouldn't have.

All I can say is that if you get this,

stay away.

Forget that you ever knew me.

>> A

have a good life.

Sad.

Oh.

Oh my god. A

>> we'll be together forever.

Oh, movie.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Bad ending.

Wait, is she already dead?

Wait, what did I get the Is there

multiple endings

>> now? Do you remember?

>> Oh, it was a flashback.

>> I remember. Can we be a family like

before?

>> No, Eevee, we can't be a family.

>> Oh, we were never

>> That was a long flash.

>> We will never be a family.

>> Then I don't need you anymore.

>> No, she's evil. Well,

I guess I have to go.

Okay, I tried.

Oh. Oh, I can't open that. Ammo for the

gun. I don't have

loot for the gun. I don't have I

definitely passed a gun for sure cuz

it's giving me stuff, you know.

Oh. Oh, I need to get the juice.

Oh,

locked.

Yeah, I would like to get at least get

past this part, but

a What the

Where's the gun?

No.

Oh, I got it. Oh, thank goodness. Thank

goodness. Two bullets.

Oh, that's good. I need corrosive

things.

Oh.

One down. Where's the other one?

Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] This is the

worst. What am I to do?

Okay.

I run. Where is the corrosive?

It's too late for us. But at least I can

let the world know what happened here. I

was on night shift yesterday, so I was

taking a nap in the bunk room around

noon. I was half asleep and I heard a

kid, a little girl, laughing. Or was

that all in my head? I woke up at 19:30.

There was some sort of ruckus in the

passageway. Drew, one of the engineers,

came in and said there was something

going on down below. Maybe a riot. He

looked pale in the face. He told me he

was going down to check it out, but he

never came back. It must have been

around 1950 when I heard the scream. I

went to the laundry room to check and

saw Clark being eaten by some sort of

blackish monster. The monster turned and

started coming towards me. Huge

shark-like teeth snapping in its jaw. I

just screamed like a little girl and ran

for it. Now I'm huddled up in the bunker

room, shaking as I write this. There's a

whole host of those creatures lurking in

the passageways now. I can still hear

screams now and then, but there's no way

I'm going out there now. And that's it.

I've written everything I know. Wow.

Thanks, Giovani. Very helpful. I can't

open this. Is there no knife or

anything?

No. Dear Janet, hey, how's it going? I

guess half a year or so will have passed

by the time you get this letter. Life is

so boring here. Day after day, just the

same old sea. Although, there is one

thing that's different. This time, we

have some passengers sailing with us,

which hardly ever happens. It's a couple

with a little girl. I think they're

distant relatives with the captain.

Imagine traveling on a tanker instead of

a passenger ship. That must be hard up.

I tried talking to the little girl

earlier and her dad shot me this nasty

look. What's he so worried about? Now

that I think about it, the captain said

he didn't even have any relatives. Maybe

I'm overthinking this. I miss you, Jim.

Oh, poor Jim.

Oh, Jim.

Empty.

What? I don't have the corrosive.

No.

I missed something.

No.

Where did I miss it? In there in the

in here.

Oh,

why am I rotating this?

Oh, can I go here?

That's such a Resident Evil thing. So

evil.

I cannot believe there's two crates that

I can't open because I can't melee. What

am I to do? What am Oh, okay. Okay.

Seriously, what am I to do? Oh gosh. I I

think I have to reset. I need the

bullets.

Don't care. Didn't ask. I don't care. I

don't care. I don't even care.

Mind your business. I don't care.

Someone shut the door. Someone shut the

door.

A first aid kit.

Gunpowder.

Okay,

clearly this isn't the way.

You missed something. Yeah, I think I

did.

Oh.

Oh.

Have to go up and then come down.

Okay, surely we'll get out of here real

soon.

Where am I?

Oh. Oh,

I'm Maybe it still works.

>> Change camera.

>> Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm.

>> Ethan.

>> Ethan,

>> I hope I make it in time.

Okay, bottom level.

Bottom level

liar.

>> Stop it, Evelyn.

>> Ow.

>> [ __ ] hallucinations.

Where is she?

We're hallucinating

bombs.

Oh, I'm so tired. I don't think I'm

going to make it, guys.

Ooh, [ __ ] map. The lug wrench. Yes, of

course.

Oh, I need it.

Oh, gaming. Oh, I'm here. I got the

bomb. Nice.

Wait,

I heard it.

Oh, there. Oh, I have to shoot it.

How do I get to the safe point?

Drop down.

Very hungry. I forgot to eat. remember

F and then this.

Oh, wait.

Yes, please.

No,

no, no.

Yes. Okay. Oh my god, we did it. Okay.

All right. Thank you guys for watching.

I'm so cooked. Have a great day and

thanks for everything. Thank you so

much. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.