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Oh, my.
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Look at the mess
that you're making.
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When did my princess
turn into such a little slob?
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Just like her daddy.
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Come on!
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Wake up, people,
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and give me a break,
will you?
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You people should know me
better than that by now.
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George Rathbun
speaks the truth!
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The simple truth.
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I am amazed.
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No, I am flabbergasted,
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at how many American citizens
continue to believe
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the horse crap
our government is feeding us!
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Okay, folks.
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Take a deep breath
and listen to me!
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During the first Gulf War
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there were something like
120,000 Iraqis killed,
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and despite what we did
or did not hear,
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not all of them
were soldiers or little Husseins in training.
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Many of them were just
ordinary men, women,
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and children who happened
to live in the same geographical areas
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in which we were
dropping our bombs.
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Now, did we know that?
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No, we certainly
did not!
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And why?
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I'll tell you why.
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Because our news
is controlled and filtered by our government.
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Did you see bodies
on the news?
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Are we there yet?
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Did you see blood?
No! Of course not!
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And guess why?
Almost, baby.
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Because our government
didn't want you to see it.
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It's as simple as that.
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The bottom line
is this, folks.
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Can we turn that off? We are cattle...
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That man's given me
a headache.
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Well, all that talk about
dead bodies and blood
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might be a bit much,
don't you think?
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Sorry about that.
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It's just a long drive.
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That's okay.
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Here it is.
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Do you remember it, Amy?
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Yeah.
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I remember.
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It gave me the creeps
back then,
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and it's giving me
the creeps right now.
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Remember what
we talked about?
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Try not to be
scared of everything.
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Try to be brave.
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I'm not scared, Daddy.
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I promise.
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Hello?
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That must be the guy's car
I talked to on the phone.
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Hello!
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Hello!
Is anybody there?
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Sir?
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Well, hey there, folks.
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I never heard you
drive up.
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Sorry to interrupt
your nap.
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No, no need to be sorry, son.
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I always like
to see new faces,
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especially when
they're as pretty as these two.
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I'm Mike Franks.
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I believe
we spoke on the phone.
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Oh!
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Oh, Mr. Franks,
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I am so sorry
for your loss.
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I knew your
grandmother very well.
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She was a special lady.
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It's never easy when
someone crosses over to the other side.
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But I thank the Lord
she swept off that mortal coil
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without any pain
or suffering.
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We should all be
so lucky.
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Thank you.
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This is my wife Pam
and my daughter Amy.
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And I am Samuel Madison III,
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and it is my honor
to meet you
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and you family
and little miss cupcake.
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You can call me Sam.
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It's okay, Amy.
You can shake his hand.
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This one's scared
of her own shadow.
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And a pretty little
shadow it must be.
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I do believe--
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I do believe
these belong to you now.
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We can process
the necessary paperwork after the service.
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No rush on my end.
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I just hope
you have a peaceful stay as can be.
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Now, I have been
saving this
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for just the most
perfect day
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for just the most
perfect occasion.
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I think I'd like
to give it to you.
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It's my favorite flavor.
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Cherry.
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Thank you, Sam.
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Just let me know
if there's anything else I can do for you folks.
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I think I just better
mosey yonder on.
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Thank you.
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I told you,
you don't need to be scared of everyone.
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Not everyone's
going to reach out and bite you.
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Come on.
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Great Grams used to
make the best chocolate fudge brownies.
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She used to put
those little sprinkles on top.
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They were so yummy.
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I don't remember them.
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The car's unpacked.
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Anybody hungry?
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I have to use
the bathroom.
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It's down the hallway
around to your right.
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It's just around
the corner, honey.
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Go on.
You're a big girl.
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She gets that from you.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid.
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Aah!
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Amy!
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Daddy!
There's a man downstairs!
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Are you okay?
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Come here.
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Come on, it's okay.
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See?
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It's just a painting.
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But I got to tell you,
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you're a lot braver
than I used to be.
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When I was little,
I'd never come down here.
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That old painting
creeped me out too much.
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I don't know why
that door was open.
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My grandma always
kept it locked.
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Hey.
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You doing okay?
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Yeah, I was just thinking.
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We'll be the only relatives
at the funeral tomorrow.
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There's no one else left.
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When my grandfather died,
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my grandmother had
everything from the store
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packed up
and moved down here.
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I think it was her way
of keeping him close.
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Your grandfather had
a tobacco shop
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when you were
growing up, right?
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In town.
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It was more than just
a tobacco shop.
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He has shelves and shelves
of little artifacts
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from American history.
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It was like his own
little museum.
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You know,
it looks like somebody's gone through these already.
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I'm not afraid of you.
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I'm not afraid of you.
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I'm not afraid of you!
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I'm not afraid of you!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, my God! Amy!
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What in the world
were you doing?
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I was just trying
to be brave.
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Are you okay?
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Nice catch.
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You okay?
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Let's go get you
cleaned up.
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"I will skin your children and eat them.
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Upon finishing,
I will fashion utensils out of their bones."
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Is it damaged?
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Jesus,
you're scaring me.
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Sorry.
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Take a look at this.
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This is bizarre.
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I found it hidden
behind this canvas.
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"G.W."
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G.W.
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No way.
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George Washington
was the father of our country.
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He chopped up cherry trees,
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not the arms and legs
of children.
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Take a look at this.
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Looks like bone to me.
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Yeah.
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Maybe even human bone.
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You're serious.
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You really think
it was written by George Washington?
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I said it could have been.
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So where did
the painting come from?
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I don't know.
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It's been around
since way before I was born.
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Do you know
he was born around here?
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Who was born around here?
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Washington.
Washington?
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Yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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Did you hear that?
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Hear what?
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Shh.
What? What is it?
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I heard something.
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Maybe it was
George Washington
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looking for
some children to eat.
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Ha ha.
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Come inside.
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We've got a long day tomorrow.
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There they are.
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Hello. Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Afternoon.
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Good afternoon,
Mrs. Franks.
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Amy.
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Mr. Franks,
please allow me to introduce
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some lifelong friends
of your grandparents.
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This is Nancy Arnold.
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- Hello.
- I'm so sorry about your grandmother.
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She was a wonderful woman.
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A true blessing
to this community.
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And you must be little Amy.
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I've heard precious
things about you.
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Name is Jared Barkish.
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I knew your grandfather
back in the day.
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We used to gather down
in his tobacco shop.
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We shared many a cigar
and many a meal with him.
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It's a pleasure
to meet you.
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I appreciate you all coming.
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How old is your
daughter, Mr. Franks?
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She's--
Amy just turned 10 a month ago.
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Just turned 10?
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Ladies and gentlemen, please.
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Gather round, folks.
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The service is
about to begin.
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Let's meet later this evening,
if you're up to it.
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God bless you, son.
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Today, we are gathered here
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to honor the memory
of Josephine Franks.
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If I might ask,
Mr. Franks,
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what do you plan to do
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with your grandfather's
belongings?
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Keep some things,
sell the rest.
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There you go.
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You do know your grandfather
was quite a collector?
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Yes, I do.
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There might be something there
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worth more than
the unexperienced eye can see.
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Not everything
your grandfather did
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was what it
appeared to be.
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Oh, coffee's on me.
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At least let me
get the tip.
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All right. Whatever.
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You know,
I appreciate all your help.
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You've been
very kind to me and my family.
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The pleasure was all mine,
good sir.
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You know,
I did find something
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in my grandmother's house.
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Maybe you can tell me
what to make of it.
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Where did you find this?
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In the basement.
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G.W.!
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George Washington?
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You do know that
George Washington was born around these parts...
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up north.
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Virginia planter family.
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My grandfather told me
that story many times.
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This letter,
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this could very well be
an authentic piece of American history.
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May I ask, Mr. Franks,
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what do you plan
to do with this?
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I haven't really
given it much thought.
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Would you like me
to hold on to it for you,
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check with some
colleagues of mine?
270
00:21:57,707 --> 00:22:02,321
I probably should
discuss it with my wife.
271
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,323
If you would
consider selling it,
272
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:08,457
I'm sure I could find
some interested parties.
273
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:09,893
No, I--
274
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:12,331
Wait, wait, wait.
275
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,463
Come to think about it,
276
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:19,860
I know a collector
who might pay top dollar
277
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,340
for something like this.
278
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,125
Would you mind
if I gave him a call?
279
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,694
He's very discrete,
very powerful,
280
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:31,698
and I have every reason
to believe he'd...
281
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:34,309
be very generous.
282
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,919
No. I don't think so.
283
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:39,923
I'll call him
for your right now, set it all up.
284
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:43,318
If this is the real thing,
285
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,973
I probably should get it
in a museum somewhere.
286
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:53,502
I'm not sure you realize
what you have here, Mr. Franks.
287
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,156
This single sheet of paper
288
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,376
could entirely
rewrite the history of our country.
289
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:01,945
This letter could forever
change the image
290
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,165
we have of
George Washington.
291
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,950
That's an immense
responsibility, sir.
292
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:09,344
Think about it.
293
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:13,957
You want this knowledge
to be known?
294
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,960
I'll discuss it
with my wife.
295
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:20,964
I appreciate everything
you've done for me and my family,
296
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:23,402
and being so quick
with my grandmother's estate
297
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:24,359
and it was a pleasure
to know you.
298
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,534
Thank you very much.
299
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,362
If I may, Mr. Franks?
300
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,886
I would like to suggest
you do something.
301
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,322
What's that?
302
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,586
Sleep on it.
303
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,476
Sleep on this, old man.
304
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:09,578
Pam!
305
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:11,058
Pam!
306
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,190
Pam, where are you?
307
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,192
I'm down here!
308
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,029
What are you yelling about?
309
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,030
Is everything okay?
310
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,467
No, everything
is not okay.
311
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,817
Something weird
is going on.
312
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,427
What do you mean "weird"?
313
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,603
First off,
Sam Madison just proved that he's a lunatic,
314
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,431
and I was just followed home
by a guy on horseback.
315
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,432
What?
316
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,564
It was the weirdest thing.
317
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:39,565
I'm driving along
318
00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:40,827
and I look outside
the window,
319
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,437
and there's this guy
riding alongside the car
320
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,612
with his horse.
321
00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:44,613
He's got this
makeup on his face
322
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,310
and it's creepy as hell.
323
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,051
Honey, it was probably
just come local
324
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,618
having a laugh.
325
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:52,403
Pam, I almost
wrecked the car.
326
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,060
Go on.
327
00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,540
What happened
with Samuel?
328
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:02,065
I showed him the letter
and he freaked out.
329
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,284
What, he thinks it's real?
330
00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,068
Look, you should have
seen his face.
331
00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:06,722
I didn't think
he was going to give this back.
332
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:07,723
That sweet old man?
333
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,029
Sweet old man, nothing.
334
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,160
I thought he was going to
eat me for lunch.
335
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,728
Look, it's not funny.
336
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,208
He went on and on
about how this letter
337
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:16,645
could change the course
of American history,
338
00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,866
how Washington's image
could be ruined
339
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:22,303
if this letter
was made public.
340
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:37,231
So he really thinks
that George Washington was some kind of cannibal?
341
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:58,121
Nothing but meat
as far as the eye can see.
342
00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:01,560
Squirrel meat,
rabbit meat,
343
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,691
puppy meat.
344
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,519
Daddy!
345
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,129
How are you folks
doing tonight?
346
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:07,696
We're doing just fine,
thank you.
347
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,524
Get you anything
to drink?
348
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,918
Diet Coke.
Diet Coke.
349
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:14,616
Do you have
any chocolate milk?
350
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:18,011
Why, yes, we do.
351
00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:21,580
Oh, my.
352
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:26,585
Little sweetie,
you're about cute enough to eat.
353
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,413
Be right back
to take your orders.
354
00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,722
You're about cute enough to eat...
355
00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,594
cute enough to eat...
356
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,658
You're about cute
enough to eat!
357
00:26:56,702 --> 00:27:01,010
Here we go!
358
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:06,233
And here's
your chocolate milk just for you!
359
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:12,587
♪ I call myself on the telephone ♪
360
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,197
♪ Just to see
if I'm at home ♪
361
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,590
♪ I'm a nut,
I'm a nut ♪
362
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,200
♪ I'm a nut,
I'm a nut, I'm a nut ♪
363
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,594
♪ I take myself
to the movie show ♪
364
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,204
♪ Sit myself
in the very first row ♪
365
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,771
♪ I put my arms
around my waist ♪
366
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,599
♪ I get so fresh
I slap my face ♪
367
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,992
♪ I'm a nut,
I'm a nut ♪
368
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:28,603
♪ I'm a nut,
I'm a nut, I'm a nut ♪
369
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,246
Oh, my God.
370
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:05,684
They're looking
for the letter.
371
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,989
Who?
372
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,252
Sam and that guy
on the horse, I'm telling you.
373
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:10,471
Where is the letter?
374
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,821
I kept it with me.
375
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,518
Oh, no.
376
00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:25,051
What on Earth
are you doing?
377
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,835
- It's gone.
- What is?
378
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,489
The fork!
The bone.
379
00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:29,882
Whatever
the hell it is.
380
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:30,926
It's gone!
381
00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:46,333
Aah!
382
00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:53,949
Aah!
383
00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,753
You said this is
your grandmother's house?
384
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:17,320
You're here because
she recently passed away?
385
00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:18,757
Yeah, that's right.
386
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,019
Is it possible
this happened
387
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,542
because of something
your grandmother did?
388
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:22,891
Do you know if
she had any enemies?
389
00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:25,328
Was she involved in drugs?
390
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,722
Guys, my grandma
was 86 years old.
391
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,768
They take anything
from the house?
392
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,117
Anything at all?
393
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,119
Maybe something that
the heart could be considered
394
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,511
some sort of trade for?
395
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:36,252
A trade?
396
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,906
An exchange.
397
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,734
Maybe the heart
was a gift.
398
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,563
Seems more like
a warning to me.
399
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:43,607
Don't you think
if it was a warning,
400
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,218
they would have left
a head instead?
401
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,741
Yeah, you're right.
402
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,916
A head would be better.
403
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,700
What the hell are you
two talking about?
404
00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:51,790
Do you think
it was a warning?
405
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,487
You having problems
with anyone here in town?
406
00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,489
We just got here yesterday.
407
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,578
I don't know
anybody in town.
408
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,798
Okay, listen,
Mr. Franks.
409
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:03,584
Tomorrow we'll come back
and look around in the daylight.
410
00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:04,846
If you can think
of anything else,
411
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,761
feel free
to give us a call.
412
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,067
I will. Thanks.
413
00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,157
Just do us one favor,
Mr. Franks.
414
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,593
What's that?
415
00:30:12,636 --> 00:30:14,377
Sleep on it.
416
00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:21,820
We're getting
the hell out of here.
417
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,212
Right now.
418
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:42,841
She's sleeping.
419
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:51,850
Need some help?
420
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,025
I got her.
421
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,249
Good night, princess.
422
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,756
Daddy?
423
00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,903
Do you want to come in?
424
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,129
Aah!
425
00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:24,785
Amy!
426
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:26,787
What's wrong?
427
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,007
There's a man
outside my window!
428
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:40,409
I don't see anyone.
429
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:47,286
Honey,
are you sure it wasn't just a dream?
430
00:33:47,329 --> 00:33:49,810
It wasn't a dream!
I promise.
431
00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:53,640
George Washington
was standing right outside my window.
432
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,323
What the fuck?
433
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,847
Give us the letter.
434
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,067
We know you have it.
435
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,767
Is it George Washington, Daddy?
436
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:36,900
We know you're in there, Franks.
437
00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:39,338
Give us the letter
and you and your family
438
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:42,993
will not be harmed.
439
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,301
Just give it to them, Mike!
440
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,913
Did you see his teeth, Daddy?
441
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:53,265
Give us the damned letter
442
00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:57,312
or we'll carve you
into pieces!
443
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,231
Call the police! Now!
444
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,277
We're calling the police!
445
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,366
They'll be here
any minute!
446
00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:08,193
Come on.
447
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:09,411
9-1-1.
448
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:12,197
Yes, we have an emergency
at 2285 Edgewood.
449
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,635
Yes. Please hurry.
450
00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:19,508
We will skin
your child alive...
451
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:20,509
Here, here!
452
00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:21,771
...and eat her!
453
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,252
It's okay.
454
00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:29,257
This is your final
warning, Mr. Franks!
455
00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:33,348
Give us the letter!
456
00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,611
Fuck.
457
00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:39,267
We'll be back.
458
00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,144
They're gone.
459
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,541
- Don't open the door!
- No, Daddy.
460
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:53,673
I'll be right back.
461
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,675
Daddy, please don't go.
462
00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:56,763
It's okay, baby.
463
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:37,847
I still don't understand
464
00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,632
why you didn't
tell the police about the letter.
465
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,068
I told you, honey.
466
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,852
We don't know
who we can trust and who we can't.
467
00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:44,854
We can't just give it
to anyone.
468
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:47,074
I don't care who
we give it to,
469
00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,642
I just don't want it
in this house.
470
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:50,860
I'll just call--
471
00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:51,861
Why don't we just
burn the damn thing?
472
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:53,080
We can't burn it.
473
00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:54,081
What if it's the truth?
474
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:57,084
We have an obligation.
475
00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:58,433
You saw those men, Mike.
476
00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:02,655
You saw them
and you heard what they said.
477
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:06,702
Okay, let me just call
Professor Hartkinson.
478
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:07,877
The man knew more about
American history
479
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,270
than anyone I've ever met,
480
00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:11,141
including my grandfather.
481
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:13,318
We can trust him.
482
00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:19,541
Aah!
483
00:37:20,673 --> 00:37:22,718
Michael Franks,
what a nice surprise.
484
00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:25,721
Thanks for taking my call.
485
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,680
Listen, Professor,
486
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,856
the reason why I'm calling,
487
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:35,122
this is going to
sound crazy, but...
488
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:38,908
last night me and my wife
were woken up by our daughter.
489
00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:42,695
She said that she saw
someone outside her window.
490
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:45,524
Then there was
a pounding on the door
491
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,917
and I looked outside
492
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:52,139
and on our porch
there are four men
493
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:57,753
wearing powdered wigs
and what looked like Revolutionary War clothes.
494
00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:59,842
Did you see their teeth?
495
00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,714
How did you know that?
496
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:04,325
Michael, tell me
about their teeth.
497
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:07,502
They were fake-looking.
498
00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:08,503
Horrible.
499
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,723
Washingtonians.
500
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:12,681
Washingtonians?
501
00:38:12,725 --> 00:38:14,944
Washingtonians.
502
00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:16,163
You're lucky you came to me.
503
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:18,948
They have spies everywhere.
504
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,472
What do you have?
505
00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:23,953
What?
506
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,347
You must have something,
507
00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:27,957
otherwise they wouldn't
be after you.
508
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,002
What is it?
509
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,007
I'd rather not
talk about that on the phone.
510
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,008
No, no, no.
Of course not.
511
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:36,009
I'll come to you.
512
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:37,967
Look, my last class
ends at 6:30.
513
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:39,186
I'll see you then.
514
00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:42,363
Listen, Michael,
be very, very careful.
515
00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:44,322
You and your family
are in grave danger.
516
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,010
Professor.
517
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,011
Thank you for coming.
518
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,622
- Been a long time.
- Yeah.
519
00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:24,884
Come inside.
520
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,060
In there.
521
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:35,242
The Washingtonians?
Who the fuck are they?
522
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:40,247
The Washingtonians...
523
00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:43,859
they are the fringe
of the fringe,
524
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:48,081
and they are sworn
to protect Washington's true legacy.
525
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:26,685
"I will skin your children
and eat them."
526
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:27,773
What does it mean?
527
00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:31,472
It's the truth.
528
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:35,476
What's in this letter
is the truth.
529
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,913
George Washington
was a cannibal, Michael.
530
00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:38,914
He was a fiend.
531
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,874
A murderer,
a child-eater.
532
00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:44,703
He was also chosen
to be father of our country,
533
00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:47,923
and that image
was more important than the actuality.
534
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,708
History, Michael, is myth.
535
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,884
It's far more than a collection
of names, dates, and places.
536
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:53,494
It's a system of beliefs,
537
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:55,322
and ultimately it says
more about the people
538
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,715
who bought into those beliefs
539
00:40:56,758 --> 00:41:01,807
than the actual
historical participants themselves.
540
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,330
We're taught in school
541
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:05,114
"George Washington:
father of our country.
542
00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:06,942
Lincoln:
Freed the slaves."
543
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:08,901
That's our lasting
impression of them.
544
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:12,121
In fact, we are
who we are as a nation
545
00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:15,342
because of what
we believe they were...
546
00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:20,347
what we were told
to believe.
547
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:23,916
Let me tell you something
about historians, Michael.
548
00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:28,747
Historians are not
interested in the truth.
549
00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:31,358
They aren't interested
in facts.
550
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:34,535
They aren't interested
in teaching people what actually happened.
551
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,363
No, they're far more concerned
552
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:40,367
with perpetuating the lies
that they were sworn to defend.
553
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:44,937
We're very much like
politicians in that regard.
554
00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,199
I want to show you something.
555
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,768
You know,
it's a very exclusive club,
556
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:53,554
those people that know
the reasons we actually fought our wars,
557
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:56,949
what actually happened
behind closed doors of our world leaders.
558
00:41:56,992 --> 00:41:58,994
Very exclusive club,
559
00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:02,955
and they want
to keep it exclusive.
560
00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:06,785
But there are those of us
that are altruists,
561
00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:10,397
people like myself,
562
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,008
who want to learn
and share what we learned.
563
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:20,189
But, Michael,
the majority of historians,
564
00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:24,237
they're nothing
but PR people for the past.
565
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:32,201
No, Americans
wanted to believe
566
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:35,248
that George Washington
was a great man.
567
00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:39,600
They wanted him to be
father of our country,
568
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:42,037
needed him to be
father of our country,
569
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:46,607
and so for that reason
they were only too happy
570
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:53,048
to believe what
we historians told them to believe.
571
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:57,226
No, George Washington was not
the gentle kind old man
572
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,664
that we put him up to be.
573
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,493
He was a monster.
574
00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:19,118
You've stumbled on something
very interesting here,
575
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:20,859
but they're not
going to give up.
576
00:43:20,902 --> 00:43:21,903
They're not going to
let this note
577
00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:22,948
get further than you
and your family.
578
00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:29,389
You said you have a daughter.
579
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:33,567
Is she a virgin?
580
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,657
She's ten years old.
581
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,187
This is not good.
582
00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:47,712
Why isn't that good?
583
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:53,152
The Washingtonians
wear an insignia on their arm.
584
00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:54,675
It's a cherry tree
and a hatchet.
585
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,677
I've seen that.
586
00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:59,593
Well, in this particular case
the cherry tree represents
587
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:04,729
George Washington's
well-documented...
588
00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:08,602
fondness for the meat
of virgins.
589
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:17,611
Michael,
they all like virgin meat.
590
00:44:19,439 --> 00:44:21,397
We know you're in there, Franks!
591
00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:23,573
Give us the damned letter!
592
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:24,574
Take the letter.
593
00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:25,663
If it's the truth,
594
00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:26,576
you got to get it
to the right people.
595
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:27,621
I'll guard it
with my life.
596
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:32,017
Pam! Amy!
597
00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:36,978
What would they do
if they catch us?
598
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,763
Kill us... and eat us!
599
00:44:38,806 --> 00:44:39,807
Go!
600
00:44:40,852 --> 00:44:42,767
What's going on, Mike?
601
00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,729
Here we are!
602
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:12,013
Mike.
603
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:14,712
Mike, are you okay, honey?
604
00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:29,161
Come on, princess.
605
00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,815
We're not going to hurt you.
606
00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:31,816
That's right.
607
00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,078
We're just going to eat you!
608
00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:38,648
Where are you taking us?
609
00:45:38,692 --> 00:45:40,694
We've been awaiting
your arrival.
610
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,043
Won't you please join us?
611
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,705
Welcome to the original
feasting lodge
612
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,359
of George Washington.
613
00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:55,840
We are thrilled
to have you for dinner.
614
00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:58,799
Here, here!
615
00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:00,540
Oh, where are my manners?
616
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:05,735
Mr. Franks,
we are delighted to make your acquaintance.
617
00:47:05,779 --> 00:47:06,954
Please, follow me.
618
00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:10,828
I have something
to show you.
619
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,795
Hey, pull up a chair,
Mr. Franks!
620
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,144
It's all quite delicious.
621
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,802
Tastes just like beef.
622
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,586
Tastes more
like pork to me.
623
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,587
Pork?
624
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:32,806
It doesn't taste
like pork to me.
625
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,116
Tastes like chicken.
626
00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:43,773
Hey, there,
little sweetie.
627
00:47:43,817 --> 00:47:46,820
You're about
cute enough to eat!
628
00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:53,958
Step this way.
629
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:55,394
There.
630
00:47:55,437 --> 00:48:00,181
Now, these forks were carved
entirely from the femurs
631
00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:02,836
of the first
Continental Congress.
632
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,970
And this fork
which you found at your grandmother's house
633
00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:07,754
completed our collection.
634
00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:10,539
We have to
thank you for that.
635
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:17,807
And now, this portrait
Washington commissioned
636
00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:20,027
when he first
became President.
637
00:48:45,487 --> 00:48:47,446
He first acquired the taste
638
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,491
during the long winter
at Valley Forge
639
00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:52,668
when he and his men
were starving.
640
00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:56,890
Without supplies
or reinforcements,
641
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,153
the army began
to eat its dead.
642
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:04,463
Washington found
that he not only enjoyed the taste, of course,
643
00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:06,856
but he found it gave him
great power
644
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,946
and clearness of mind.
645
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,693
Even after supplies
began to arrive,
646
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:20,522
he still killed
a man a day for his meals.
647
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,886
Soon he began to realize
648
00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:39,063
that with the control
of his army
649
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:42,283
he was in a position
where he could make all the shots.
650
00:49:42,327 --> 00:49:45,983
He could create
a country of cannibals,
651
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:48,898
a nation celebrating
and dedicated
652
00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:51,510
to the eating
of human flesh.
653
00:49:51,553 --> 00:49:53,294
Here, here!
654
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,905
Thomas Jefferson
gave his life to us.
655
00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:57,733
Did you know that?
656
00:49:57,777 --> 00:49:58,778
Come here.
657
00:50:03,783 --> 00:50:06,960
He sacrificed
himself right here.
658
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,093
His blood anointed this wood.
659
00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:19,538
He allowed Washingtonians to rip him apart
660
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:21,018
with their bare hands.
661
00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:28,938
And this is
our prize possession.
662
00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:32,290
These belonged to
President Washington himself.
663
00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,728
Priceless.
664
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,132
You're insane.
665
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,003
All of you.
666
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,789
Your hero George Washington
was nothing but a filthy monst--
667
00:50:55,661 --> 00:50:58,968
You are not a guest here,
Mr. Franks.
668
00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:02,015
You are a prisoner...
669
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,364
for now.
670
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:06,715
Later on,
you may be supper.
671
00:51:06,759 --> 00:51:08,587
Daddy!
672
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:09,631
No!
673
00:51:12,634 --> 00:51:16,203
You two...
may be dessert.
674
00:51:19,032 --> 00:51:21,165
Especially this one.
675
00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:29,173
Don't touch them.
676
00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:31,000
Eat me!
677
00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:33,046
Eat me,
you sons of bitches!
678
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,701
Don't worry.
We will.
679
00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:41,010
Your grandfather
would have been
680
00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:44,753
so disappointed
in you, Michael!
681
00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:47,321
Yes, my son,
682
00:51:47,365 --> 00:51:50,019
he was a proud Washingtonian,
683
00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:53,458
a good loyal comrade,
684
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,416
and he is dearly missed.
685
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,418
Here, here!
686
00:51:57,462 --> 00:52:02,206
I'm only going to
ask you this one time, Mr. Franks.
687
00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:04,643
Where is the letter?
688
00:52:04,686 --> 00:52:06,732
You'll never
see that letter.
689
00:52:08,255 --> 00:52:10,562
As you wish.
690
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:11,606
Go ahead.
691
00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,045
No. No!
692
00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:17,134
Mommy, no!
693
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:18,265
No!
694
00:52:18,309 --> 00:52:20,920
No!
695
00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:22,269
No!
696
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:25,142
No, no!
697
00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:33,106
No.
698
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,281
No!
699
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,500
You harm her,
700
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,371
I swear, you'll never
see that letter.
701
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:39,678
I hardly think
you're in any position to--
702
00:52:39,721 --> 00:52:40,766
Hi!
703
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:43,160
Everybody having
a good time?
704
00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:46,119
You look disgusting.
705
00:53:25,158 --> 00:53:26,942
Everybody okay?
706
00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:28,379
Okay.
707
00:53:28,422 --> 00:53:29,510
Check to see
who's still alive and shoot them.
708
00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:30,990
Go.
709
00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:34,994
Michael!
710
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:39,520
Michael, you got to get
your family out of here.
711
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:40,739
Come on.
712
00:53:40,782 --> 00:53:41,740
Guys, let's go.
713
00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:43,524
Quick, quick, quick.
714
00:53:43,568 --> 00:53:44,960
Who are they?
715
00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:45,961
Federal agents.
716
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:46,962
How you doing, Andy?
717
00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:48,399
Hey, Bob.
718
00:53:48,442 --> 00:53:49,400
How are they going to
explain all this?
719
00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:50,444
They work
for the government.
720
00:53:50,488 --> 00:53:52,751
Roswell,
all those other cover-ups...
721
00:53:54,013 --> 00:53:55,623
...this incident
will never have happened.
722
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,930
Trust me, these guys
will sweep everything under the carpet.
723
00:53:59,801 --> 00:54:00,802
Let's get out of here.
724
00:54:00,846 --> 00:54:02,021
What about the letter?
725
00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:03,065
Oh.
726
00:54:05,938 --> 00:54:06,939
Tell the world.
727
00:54:10,072 --> 00:54:12,336
It's history!
728
00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:38,840
No way!
729
00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:40,059
I'm still not buying it!
730
00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:41,669
There's no way
that you can tell me
731
00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:44,281
that 250 years
of American history is bullcrap.
732
00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:45,891
It can't be the truth.
733
00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:47,675
Listen, moron!
734
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,851
Oh, I mean, mister.
735
00:54:49,895 --> 00:54:51,070
Got it.
736
00:54:51,113 --> 00:54:52,071
I have one thing
to say to you
737
00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:53,681
and only one thing.
738
00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,814
Allow me to quote
my good buddy, Jack Nicholson.
739
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:58,599
The truth?
740
00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,601
You can't
ha-a-andle the truth.
741
00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:09,262
Hi.
742
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,220
Two order fried tofu,
743
00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:13,832
two order vegetarian lo mein,
744
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:14,833
one order with rice.
745
00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:15,834
All right?
746
00:55:15,877 --> 00:55:17,270
That's right.
747
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,099
Hey, you no like meat, huh?
748
00:55:28,499 --> 00:55:30,457
What's this?
749
00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:33,155
That the new dollar bill.
750
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,548
They swapped Georges.
751
00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:36,158
No shit.
752
00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:39,336
No shit.
753
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:44,776
No shit is right.
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