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Okay, everybody.
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It's time for the weekly
Bundy baby progress report.
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Well, I can sense your excitement.
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So even though one of us is missing,
I think we should still begin.
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Let's start with the reading of the
minutes from our last meeting. Kelly?
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"At the beginning of the last meeting...
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...I suggested we have no more meetings.
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It was seconded by Bud, my brother...
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...And Dad, my daddy.
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We stared dully at Mom and then were forced...
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...Into a chorus of
We Love the Baby.
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Then Mom left to pee...
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...And Dad suggested
that we play a gleeful round...
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...Of How Fat is She?
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Dad guessed 415 pounds.
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We all laughed, and Dad said:
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Don't write this down, Pumpkin.'"
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That concludes my report.
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Let the record show your father is a weenie.
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And now, can we have a report
from the treasury?
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Let the record show your father
has nothing in his pants.
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Oh, my God. Baby meeting!
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Get back here, young man!
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Yeah, pay your respect to the fetus
just like the rest of us.
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Most glorious inhabitant of the womb...
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...Please accept the blessing
of this unworthy one.
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I love you more than I love myself.
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Hail baby.
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The baby is pleased.
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You may sit.
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Listen, I have great news.
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As the only intelligent living male Bundy...
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...I'm proud to announce
I've gotten a scholarship...
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...And I'm going to junior college.
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And just how does that pertain to the baby?
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Thank you.
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So I decided to start college across town...
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...Instead of this neighborhood,
where I'm accused...
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...Of being a total social failure.
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Don't be so hard on yourself, Bud.
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I'm sure lots of cool guys...
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...Spend their Friday nights
watching Star Trek reruns...
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...Hoping to catch a glimpse
of Klingon cleavage.
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Let the record show that I was
wetting the screen with my tongue...
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...To clean it.
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To continue...
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Chicks love new blood.
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So I'm assuming a whole new identity.
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As of now, my story is
I'm a bad-boy rapper...
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...From the streets of New York.
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Goodbye, Bud Bundy.
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Hello, Grandmaster B.
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What does the B stand for?
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"Brother of an idiot."
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Anyhow, if anyone asks...
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...My parents sent me here to clean up my act...
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...Because I either killed a guy
or spray-painted a tree or something.
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Excuse me, but isn't that the plot
for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
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Well, that's an NBC show,
so who would know that?
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So if anyone asks,
I'm not related to any of you.
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And I'm coolly dangerous.
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I am not going to be dateless this year.
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- Now, if you've finished, Bud--
- B.
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And just yesterday he was in diapers.
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Literally.
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I killed a man in New York, you know.
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Forgive me, Ghostbuster B.
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It's Grandmaster B.
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Of course, honey.
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Now, let's get back to the baby meeting.
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Given the fact, and I would like
this to go on record...
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...That your father earns nothing...
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...It seems that we'll be
a little pressed for room...
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...When the blessed event comes.
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- Hail baby.
- Hail baby.
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Who is loved more than all babies
that came before him.
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Now, since we have limited space...
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...I would like to move that the baby
share a room with Daddy and me.
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We'll just put a crib at the foot of the bed.
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I would like the record to show...
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...That I would rather sleep
in a bunk bed under Oprah.
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I would rather engage
in a frolicking threesome...
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...With Roseanne and her cool husband.
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I would rather play naked Twister...
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...With every one of the Golden Girls...
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...Than have that little screaming
doodie geyser at the foot of my bed.
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I've said my piece. Thank you.
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Hail baby.
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All right then, let's have a vote.
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All those in favor of the baby sharing
a room with Mommy and Daddy?
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- Opposed?
- I must use my veto power.
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- Motion is carried.
- Veto! Veto, I say!
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All right, everybody, I'll see you
at the next baby meeting.
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But for now, Mommy must use the bathroom.
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Al, if you would be so kind...
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I'm warning you, Peg.
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You will not make a mockery of my veto power.
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I am the man of the house,
and my will is law!
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For the record, she's now up to 500 pounds.
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This is my temporary crib, babe.
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Thanks for carrying my books.
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Anything to help keep your gun hand free...
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...Mixmaster B.
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That's Grandmaster B.
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And I don't carry a gun anymore.
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Because I have a new life here in Bel-Air--
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I mean, Chicago.
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Have I shown you my scar?
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You scare and excite me
when you talk like that.
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Take me.
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First, do it for me, B.
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Give me your rap.
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All right.
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And now...
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You may take me.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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Well, look.
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My little man is getting his first kiss.
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You're the coolest, Grandma B.
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That's Grandmaster B.
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Look, babe...
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...I think I'm going to have to rap
my way out of the rent now.
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You go on home and wait by the phone.
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If I call and you're not there,
you go to the bottom of the list.
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What did I tell you two?!
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I am Grandmaster B.
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Grand. Master. B.
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Mom, I'm cool. You're
ruining it for me! I'm cool.
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Gee, I'm really sorry,
Grand Marshal B.
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No, Mom, I think it's Bed-Wetter B.
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Are you sure? I thought
it was Court Jester B.
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Peg! Peg!
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Guess what I found in the attic?
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It's something of my father's
that served him well for 20 years.
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And now, will serve me
for the rest of my life.
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A pair of socks?
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Bud, what do you think I found?
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If it's a rubber woman, Dad,
I can explain.
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You send away for one Archie comic...
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...The next thing you know,
they put you on a list--
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Pumpkin?
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You found a pumpkin, Daddy?
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Well, I guess I'll tell you all...
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...Since none of you singly deserve to know.
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I found my father's hammer.
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This hammer has been
in my family for generations.
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With this, my father hit
the now-famous Bundy nail.
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And upon that nail, he did hang his hat.
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My dad had one great dream...
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...And that dream was handed down...
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...From generation to generation
of male Bundys:
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To build their own room...
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...And live separately from their wives.
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Sadly, they all failed.
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No, genetically they all failed.
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Well, not me! I'm going to do it!
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Look, Dad. I've got your hammer.
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Your little boy's gonna build his own room.
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Mom, who is he talking to?
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Grandpa.
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Hi, Grandpa.
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Look, Dad, I'm building my own room.
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I'll dedicate the first nail to you.
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Damn cheap Sheetrock!
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I can't believe you're gonna let
that moron move out of your room.
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Marcie, you're assuming
he can actually do this.
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You know the Bundy legacy:
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What they don't finish in 30 seconds,
they never finish.
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Besides, you know, it's important...
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...To let your man fail in front of your eyes.
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It's a great thing to see.
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You know the fun we have
watching them fail at sex.
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Do I ever.
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Like when you say:
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"It's okay, honey.
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I'm sure it happens to all men.
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It doesn't mean there's anything
wrong with you, does it?"
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or when you say:
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"It's okay, honey.
You're probably just tired...
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...And unsure of your manhood."
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Or, "It's okay.
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We can just lay here and hold each other.
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That's just as good."
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Then when they lay their head
on you like a child, trembling...
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...It is just as good.
God, you just want to laugh.
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Well, believe me when I tell you, it is
just as much fun to watch them fail...
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...With their clothes on.
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Watch.
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I can't get the nails to go in straight.
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Gee, honey, it's probably just
because you're tired...
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...And unsure of your manhood.
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I did not fail.
I'll build that room! I will, it's just--
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I've got a lot on my mind right now.
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{\an8}One week later
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Mom, do you think he's actually
doing something in there?
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Honey, must I remind you of his family tree?
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Do we not remember Amadeus Bundy?
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Who, when Alexander Graham Bell
patented the telephone...
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...Tried to patent shouting
as a cheaper alternative?
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Or how about Wrong-Way Bundy...
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...The original inventor of the shotgun.
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Only he never quite perfected
which way to point it.
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We later called him Headless Bundy.
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But, Mom, Dad's not like the others.
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He sells shoes.
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It's done!
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Now, come in and take your
first and last look.
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All right now, kids. Daddy has
worked very, very hard at this.
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And it means a lot to him.
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So nobody laugh until I do.
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Wow, Al. You did all this with just a hammer?
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Not just a hammer, Peg.
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Dad's hammer.
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Al, you're not really thinking
about moving away...
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...From me and the baby.
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Thinking of it? I've done it!
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Be gone, jackals!
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But, Al...
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At last...
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...I can do what every male Bundy wants to do.
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Well, they're out of sight.
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I wonder how long it'll take
till they're out of mind.
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Done.
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Well, that must be that life I ordered.
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Hi, Al.
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Please, Al, let me stay with you.
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I'm afraid of Marcie.
She wants sex all the time.
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I mean, having sex with your pregnant wife...
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...It's like putting gas in the tank of a car...
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...You've already wrecked.
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Thank God mine pulls into self-service.
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Al? Al, I'm begging you.
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I mean, you remember what it was
like when you first got married?
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Sex wasn't enough.
They also want, God help me...
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...Foreplay.
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There, now, now, now. Al's here.
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Take it easy, now, big fella.
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Save me.
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All right, but just one night.
And on one condition:
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- What?
- It's just you and me...
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...And you don't tell
one single guy about this place.
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I swear.
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Hey, Bobby, throw me that.
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Tater storm.
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Maybe I wasn't being clear
when I said tell no one.
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Come on, Al. It's okay. We're
just having some good, clean...
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...Normal, guy fun.
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Come on, pull my finger.
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Hey, Al, it's my arm.
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And I thought I ran with
a cool pack in high school.
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Do you mind if we turn out the lights
and tell some scary stories?
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00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,407
Gee, I thought we'd strip
down to our underwear...
254
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,343
...And sing "Puff the Magic Dragon."
255
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,514
My underwear's got a hole in it.
256
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,983
Well, then maybe you can play the guitar.
257
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,186
What's wrong with you idiots?
258
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,790
Any second, the women are going
to come pouring through that door.
259
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,659
Don't you know they can sense
a man smiling a mile away?
260
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,561
Al, don't worry about it.
261
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,731
I had all the guys promise that
they wouldn't tell anyone. Right?
262
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,199
- We swear!
- We swear!
263
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,403
And so I move that this room
shall be our clubhouse...
264
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,573
...For our newly formed ladies group W.O.M.B...
265
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:05,411
...Which stands for "Women Owe Men Bubkes."
266
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,481
- All in favor?
- Aye!
267
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,017
- Opposed?
- Veto.
268
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,020
Motion carried.
269
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,358
Now, ladies, are there any complaints
that we'd like to share?
270
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,460
I got hemorrhoids.
271
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,297
I've got varicose veins.
272
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:28,001
Well, I've got an itch
my husband refuses to scratch.
273
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,938
Excuse me...
274
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,641
...Where do we go when we're feeling emotional?
275
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,077
We can use Al's bathroom.
276
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,884
Thou shalt not insult my bowl
with pregnant heinies.
277
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,455
Where are you going, Al?
278
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,292
Ladies, and by that
I mean you guys...
279
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,529
...I'm going to tear this room asunder.
280
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,632
It is evil. It has been tainted, woman-ed!
281
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,635
It must be destroyed.
282
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,476
Keep the gates open, Dad!
283
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,112
I got a busload coming for you!
284
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,016
Go for it, son.
285
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,165
Well, for this special baby meeting...
286
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,567
...We'd like to welcome Daddy back.
287
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,137
A man who kept his garage up for five hours.
288
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,674
Just four hours longer than he
could keep his zipper up.
289
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,310
Let the record show...
290
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,280
...That the chairperson
shares not only the wit...
291
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,149
...But also the body of Buddy Hackett.
292
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,885
Duly noted.
293
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,554
Let it further show...
294
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,857
...That Daddy also discovered
an important thing today.
295
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,662
The true legacy of Dad's hammer is failure.
296
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,298
Dad failed with it, I failed with it...
297
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,267
...And every male Bundy
who comes after me will fail with it.
298
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,671
And speaking of failure,
where's the other male Bundy?
299
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,475
You mean the Bushwhacker?
300
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,678
No, it's the Burgermeister.
301
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:23,082
No, it's the Buckminster.
What is the difference?
302
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,684
Where is the little boil?
303
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,988
Where'd you get this scar?
304
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,157
Was it in Desert Storm?
305
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,128
Well, I had my own little
Desert Storm, baby...
306
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,296
...In the streets of New York.
307
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,100
Yep. We're the warriors that
don't get the ticker-tape parades.
308
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,302
Oh, Grandflasher.
309
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,939
That's Grandmaster.
310
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,576
Now, kiss me before I do.
311
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,380
DAD'S HAMMER
312
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,091
Dustbuster?
Dustbuster, are you okay?
313
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,728
Shut up. I'm dying, you buffoon!
314
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:12,832
Mommy! Mommy!
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