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(POUNDING)
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(GROWLING)
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GEORGE: Survival of the fittest, Son.
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-ERNIE: The law of the forest, right?
-Right.
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Of course,
your new rifle gives you a little edge.
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(SHUSHING)
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ERNIE: Dad, do you hear...
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GEORGE: (WHISPERING) Be real quiet.
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(SCREAMING)
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Lunch!
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And I killed it!
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Nancy!
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Will you look at the size of this thing?
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There's no way I'm eating a dead rabbit.
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I thought you said we were leaving.
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Will this never end?
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-Start the fire, Nan.
-We are leaving. Before lunch.
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George, what happened to
"home before dark. Grab a bite on the way"?
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Come on, Nan,
we gotta cook it. It's Ernie's first kill.
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Yeah, it's my first blood.
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I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Look, we'll stuff it. Okay?
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You're a butcher, Ernie.
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Back off, Sarah! It was him or me!
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(SQUEALING)
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SARAH: I don't feel very good.
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ERNIE: Pull over, Dad, she's gonna launch.
GEORGE: Ernest.
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NANCY: Open the window, honey,
a little air will do us all some good.
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SARAH: It's the fish. Ernie, close the cooler.
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NANCY: Ernie, what are you doing in the fish?
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ERNIE: Looking for my baseball glove.
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-Hey, Dad.
-GEORGE: Yeah.
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ERNIE: Do you think I can get a pair of real
major league baseball cleats
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-when we get back?
-GEORGE: You bet.
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ERNIE: Great. I'm gonna
spike Frankie McDowell.
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NANCY: No, you're not.
GEORGE: Listen to your Mom, Ern.
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ERNIE: But he spiked me twice!
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GEORGE: That's different.
You go right ahead then.
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NANCY: George.
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Nan, you don't understand
these things. It's just smart baseball.
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Hey, hey.
Be careful of my drawings back there.
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And don't step on the trout.
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-Or my flowers. They're still alive.
-Or Mom's flowers.
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Oh, Nan, don't you love
roughing it in the wild?
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"Roughing it," George?
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The only thing rough about it was when
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the generator went out
in the middle of Masterpiece Theatre.
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-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
-Whoa!
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George, please, slow down.
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I know these roads like the back of my hand.
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And I know Seattle's not going anywhere.
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NANCY: Want your sunglasses, George?
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No, I'm fine, dear.
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Mom, Ernie's playing with that gun again.
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Ernie, don't even touch that gun.
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It's a rifle, girls.
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If you can shoot with it, it's a gun.
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Oh, my God! Look at that deer!
Did you see that, Sarah?
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No, I missed it. I always miss everything.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Yeah.
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Maybe there's a chance
you can blast something.
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Ernie, don't give Daddy any ideas.
I could not face two stuffed bunnies.
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Did I bring my rifle this time?
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Did I? No.
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You're right, George, we'll always remember
this as our first camping trip
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when Ernie killed something and you didn't.
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My God!
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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My God.
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I thought I hit a man!
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-Is everybody all right, Nancy?
-Okay, kids?
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-Sarah, are you all right?
-Yeah.
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George, what is it?
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I don't know. I hardly saw it.
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But it's gotta be a bear.
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Could it be a gorilla?
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I don't think they get that big around here,
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SARAH: I think we should
just get out of here, Dad.
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What if it's still alive? What if it's in pain?
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If it's still alive,
it's probably not in a very good mood.
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No way it's alive! You trashed him, Dad.
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There's probably
guts and eyeballs hanging off the bumper.
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GEORGE: Knock it off, Ern.
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We can't just leave it in the road, suffering.
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ERNIE: Cool. Look.
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(GROANING)
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Everybody, stay in the car.
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Son of a bitch.
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You drive a classic, you try to take good care
of it, and some dumb animal...
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George, shouldn't we call a Ranger?
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No, not yet.
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ERNIE: You did bring it.
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-Don't you need some backup?
-No.
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I said stay in the car.
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This is exactly why I brought it.
For protection.
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You didn't have to lie.
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ERNIE: Shoot it!
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-It's dead.
-Shoot it anyway!
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Nan!
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-What?
-I think you better come take a look at this!
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(GASPING)
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(WHISPERING) Dad.
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Yeah?
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What if it's him?
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-Who?
-Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot?
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Holy shit! Sorry, Dad.
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That's okay.
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I was looking for the right words.
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It smells gross!
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George, what is it?
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I guess it must be
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a Bigfoot.
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I don't know what else it could be.
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Nancy, this is a big deal.
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It's a major discovery.
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I bet a museum would want it or something.
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We have to take it home.
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(SIGHS)
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Ernie, you and your sister go take the stuff off
the top of the car, put it in the back.
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Right, Dad.
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And tell your sister
she's gonna have to help us lift this thing up!
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Oh, Sarah!
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Pull it forward! Don't worry.
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NANCY: I feel so guilty.
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What if it's the only one?
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It's not as if I tried to hit it, Nan.
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It was just luck.
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Luck?
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What if we've just rendered
an entire species extinct?
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One of a kind?
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This thing could really be worth something.
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I don't believe you just said that.
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Come on, Nan. It's all in how you look at it.
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(GROWLING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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-It's alive!
-Dad!
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-Did you see those big honking teeth?
-Ernest.
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Get me my rifle.
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George.
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What are you gonna do?
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Be careful. It's still loaded.
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George, you're not going out there?
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We can't just leave it in the road, can we?
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What if it's suffering?
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Sorry.
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It's dead!
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Are you really sure?
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I'm really sure!
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Remember, you were sure before.
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Nancy, I'm not a doctor, but it has no pulse,
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it's not breathing and it's cold as a popsicle.
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Believe me, honey,
whatever it is, it's definitely dead!
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(PANTING)
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(BANGING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(ROARING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN FRIGHT)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(ROARING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(SNEEZING)
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Help!
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Somebody!
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Help!
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Ernie, get your mother! Quick!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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All right. I knew you weren't dead!
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-Not yet I'm not!
-Not you, Dad, him!
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Help!
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George, what...
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(GRUNTING)
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-Are you all right?
-Nancy, get my rifle, quick!
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What... What are you...
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George!
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(STAMMERING)
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Sarah, don't come in here!
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Oh, my God! Horrible smell!
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Nancy, do something!
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(STAMMERING)
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Be very careful.
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What are you doing?
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(SNIFFING)
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Oh, God!
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GEORGE: That's brilliant. Come on,
everybody, let's get out of here! Quick.
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-Come on, Sarah.
-No!
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Mom, my corsage!
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No.
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My orchid!
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It's eating my fifteenth birthday corsage!
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-Sarah!
-The one I saved for over six whole months!
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(SPITTING)
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I was gonna keep that flower
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for the rest of my life!
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And you ate it!
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(WHISPERING) Sarah!
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I don't care
how big and ugly and smelly you are.
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You just can't go around
eating other people's corsages!
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That was a bad thing you did!
A bad, bad thing!
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Do you hear me? Even if you are an animal!
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You just can't go around
acting like one in this house!
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Let's get out of here, now!
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-Boy, Sarah. You really pissed him off!
-Shut up.
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Shh! Both of you!
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Come on, it's going in the dining room!
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Wow!
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That's great, that's just great!
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George, he's eating my plant.
Look, he's eating my plants! No!
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He's eating my Passiflora coriaceas.
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Stop that!
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GEORGE: Oh, God!
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(GASPING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, dear.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Okay, that's it!
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George! Can't we just call somebody?
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-George, what's that for?
-I know what I'm doing.
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Oh, George!
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I'm not gonna stand around
while some animal destroys our house!
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Dad, it's not an animal!
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George?
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George?
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I'm okay.
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Everybody, get up here! Quick! Quick!
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What's it doing?
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It's burying Grandma's mink stole.
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Don't you look at me like that!
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Why are you all looking at me like that?
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I didn't kill the poor little things.
Grandma didn't kill them!
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Some ranchers raised them and killed them.
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And they only did that because they
knew somebody would buy them.
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GEORGE: Come on, quick,
everybody back into the house!
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All right, everybody out!
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(GRUNTING)
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GEORGE: Uh-oh.
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-Keep an eye on him!
-"Keep an eye on him," George?
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-Lock the door!
-Yeah.
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George, he's coming back!
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-Stall him!
-I can't! How?
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I don't know! Show him the pasta maker.
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George!
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-Not yet!
-George!
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He really wants to come in now.
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George!
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Company!
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(PHONE RINGING)
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-Downtown. Sergeant Mancini.
-Sergeant, my name is George Henderson.
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I'm at 437 Manning Drive.
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I wanna report a...
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Something in my house.
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What kind of something, Mr. Henderson?
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Some... A big... Something.
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-My family's in terrible danger.
-In danger?
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Mr. Henderson,
do you have someone in your house?
259
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,361
A burglar, a prowler?
260
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,030
No, don't think I'm crazy, Sergeant,
261
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,117
but it's Bigfoot.
262
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:20,247
Of course, yes. They can be a nuisance,
263
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,834
I'll tell you what, Mr. Henderson.
264
00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,627
It kind of happens all the time around here.
265
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:29,047
Now, we found these Bigfeet
are pretty reasonable fellows.
266
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:30,132
Hey!
267
00:26:33,552 --> 00:26:37,264
Look, I hit a Bigfoot with my car.
I thought it was dead.
268
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,016
I was gonna call in the morning,
269
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,018
but it must have been hungry
'cause I found it in the kitchen!
270
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,145
-You hit a Bigfoot with your car...
-No! Yes.
271
00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:44,605
...in your kitchen.
272
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,315
Look, I'm under a lot of stress here,
273
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:49,067
I mean, it wasn't dead anymore.
It must have just walked into the kitchen.
274
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:50,694
It was eating out of our refrigerator.
275
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:54,198
I thought it was gonna eat me,
but it ate my daughter's corsage instead.
276
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:57,701
And then our Passiflora coriacea
and then it ate our goldfish.
277
00:26:57,868 --> 00:27:00,204
And where is it now, Mr. Henderson?
278
00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:03,749
It's in the bathroom.
279
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,877
Of course, how stupid of me.
280
00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:11,798
Hey, look, just say I believe
you have a Bigfoot in your house.
281
00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:14,009
First we cordon off your neighborhood.
282
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,969
Second, we evacuate your neighbors,
283
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:18,305
and third, we send
a whole shit-load of cops in there
284
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:21,892
to deal with the thing.
I mean, fully armed and ready, Mr. Henderson.
285
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,435
So unless you wanna be responsible
286
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:26,104
for wrongfully
turning your neighborhood into a war zone
287
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:28,732
I suggest
you drop this whole thing right now.
288
00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:30,150
A war zone?
289
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,402
Very well, then.
290
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:36,448
No, no, no Bigfoot here, Sergeant.
I was just joking.
291
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,325
Sorry, it's just a prank.
292
00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:42,204
I'm not even George Henderson.
You must have reached the wrong number.
293
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,291
We're on our own.
294
00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:49,503
(PHONE RINGING)
295
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,797
No, no, Sergeant, no Bigfoot here.
296
00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:55,092
Irene.
297
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,886
Fine. Wonderful time.
298
00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:00,597
What? No, wait!
299
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:03,600
It's Irene!
300
00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:05,477
She's bringing the dog back.
I couldn't stop her!
301
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:06,687
I'll meet her halfway.
302
00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,772
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-IRENE: Nance!
303
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,066
It's no use hiding! I know you're up!
304
00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:13,110
Just take Little Bob and get rid of her!
305
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:16,697
-Easy for you to say. This is Irene.
-Oh, my God!
306
00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:20,033
Look, we can't let her see this thing.
307
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:22,286
-No offense.
-The basement.
308
00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:26,456
You'll love it. It's like a cave with a pool table.
309
00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,544
-Come on!
-IRENE: Nancy!
310
00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:32,129
Nancy!
311
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:35,799
(DOGS BARKING)
312
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,302
Beat it!
313
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,053
Come on, hurry!
314
00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:41,346
(BIGFOOT BARKING)
315
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,473
Nancy! Yoo-hoo!
316
00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,310
Quick, quick!
317
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,812
Let's go! Now's our chance!
318
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,148
Nancy, what...
319
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,609
SARAH: This is it! The beginning of the end.
320
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:56,570
Once Irene sees it,
the whole world's gonna know.
321
00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:58,864
-I'll have to join a convent.
-Nancy!
322
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,324
Marry a zoo-keeper.
323
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:03,160
I'll be a social outcast for the rest of my life!
324
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:06,163
I'll go to my prom,
the kids will probably throw pig blood on me!
325
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,040
-Thank you, Dad.
-Sarah, don't let her in!
326
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:10,542
-ERNIE: Come on, big guy.
-Rise and shine!
327
00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:14,463
-Don't worry.
-It's the safest place in the whole house!
328
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:19,843
(CRASHING)
329
00:29:20,636 --> 00:29:21,720
Ernie!
330
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,472
It's okay, Mom, the stairs broke!
331
00:29:23,514 --> 00:29:25,015
We're all right.
332
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,683
Oh, good.
333
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:30,854
There you are!
334
00:29:31,605 --> 00:29:34,525
Amazing. That was... Can you imagine?
335
00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:40,364
Little Bob must be in heat or something.
Every dog in the neighborhood is out here.
336
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:47,704
(SNIFFING)
337
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,122
My God!
338
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:51,375
What is that smell?
339
00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:01,009
What the hell happened?
340
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:04,388
We decided to defrost the fridge.
341
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:06,431
Oh, God!
342
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:16,608
Is everything all right with you kids?
343
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:18,360
-Us?
-Oh, hey, fine.
344
00:30:18,402 --> 00:30:20,696
-Wonderful.
-No. Great. Really great.
345
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,573
(DOG GROWLING)
346
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,491
I got your mail.
347
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,618
Just put it on the fridge.
348
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:32,374
Nan, you wouldn't happen
to have any peanut butter and brewer's yeast?
349
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,792
I found a new diet.
350
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:35,878
Sarah, please take the dog out of the room.
351
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:39,840
Peanut butter I know we have.
Is chunky okay?
352
00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:41,592
Let me see if I can help you, Irene.
353
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:43,760
Peanut butter's always on the second shelf.
354
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,762
-Great. No brewer's yeast?
-No, sorry.
355
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,222
Never mind, I gotta go to the market
356
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,683
and pick up some cod liver oil and Tabasco.
357
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:52,895
It's a new energy diet.
You might wanna try it, George.
358
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,189
(CREAKING)
359
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,985
Exercise, Irene. That's the only diet.
360
00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,779
Plenty of energy right here!
361
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:10,454
Well, maybe it's just rotten meat
or eggs or something.
362
00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,664
Exactly. No sense
standing around breathing it.
363
00:31:12,748 --> 00:31:15,501
Thank you for taking care of Little Bob.
364
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:16,710
-(CRASHING)
-Oh! Ernie!
365
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:18,295
IRENE: What was that?
366
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,297
Ernie's experiment for his science class.
367
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:22,925
(STAMMERING) He's got one of those gerbils.
368
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:25,302
Yeah! It's so cute.
369
00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:27,471
Only, it's more like...
370
00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:28,805
A hamster.
371
00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:32,976
Yeah, only bigger, and it's always hungry.
372
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:38,357
Nothing more than rats getting
a lucky shake from society, if you ask me.
373
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,984
I know where you are if I need you.
374
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,152
Ernie!
375
00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:44,905
Ernie, are you all right?
376
00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:48,158
Boy, is this guy strong!
377
00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:53,330
Ernie, give me your arms. I'll lift you up.
378
00:32:17,396 --> 00:32:20,232
It's Monday morning.
What am I gonna do about work?
379
00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:23,527
You are going to call in sick,
380
00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:26,238
that's what you're going to do about work.
381
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:27,990
Dad's gonna just love that.
382
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:29,783
-Can I be sick, too?
-No.
383
00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:32,536
I think you and Sarah
will be safer at school, Ernie.
384
00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:35,372
Oh, well. At least I can tell the kids at school
385
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:37,624
my dad creamed a Bigfoot.
386
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:40,085
You're sick, too. We're all sick.
387
00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:43,380
No one's going anywhere
until I figure out what to do!
388
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,048
Get out of the fridge, Ernie.
389
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,677
Coffee?
390
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:55,559
Now, it took some doing, but...
391
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:58,896
At least for now it seems to be trapped.
392
00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:04,902
GEORGE: It's okay!
393
00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:12,618
So, how are you doing?
394
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,080
(DOG BARKING)
395
00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,983
I don't know. He's our little pet.
396
00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:47,110
(GROWLING)
397
00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:23,647
It's hurt.
398
00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:39,996
Are we sure
we don't have anything that doesn't sting?
399
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,790
Don't I wish.
400
00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:46,085
Yeah, this is going to hurt a little, okay?
401
00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:49,630
What I do is just
close my eyes real tight. Like this.
402
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,217
NANCY: All right. Okay.
403
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:53,844
(BLOWING)
404
00:34:57,556 --> 00:34:58,682
Good.
405
00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:02,102
Does this mean we can keep him?
406
00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:03,395
Oh, grow up!
407
00:35:03,979 --> 00:35:06,273
Maybe we can. I don't know.
408
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,983
You don't know?
409
00:35:08,025 --> 00:35:10,903
The answer is "No." Now you know.
410
00:35:11,028 --> 00:35:13,238
It was just so different when it was dead.
411
00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:15,532
George, you were different.
412
00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:18,368
And I'm convinced he wasn't dead.
413
00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:22,039
Hey, hang on. I thought
we were gonna sell it, and get rich.
414
00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:26,210
-Let's keep it and get rich.
-Exactly.
415
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:29,963
-I don't believe this family! Sorry.
-(GROWLING)
416
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:34,259
We are talking about a living,
breathing being here.
417
00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:38,013
It might even be some kind of a person.
418
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:39,973
It's a Bigfoot person.
419
00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:42,267
We don't even know what it is.
420
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,857
We don't know if it's male or female.
421
00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:50,275
Definitely male.
422
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:51,985
How can you tell?
423
00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:54,071
Oh, don't answer that, honey. Never mind.
424
00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:57,574
Nan, I don't know how,
but we gotta figure a way to keep this thing.
425
00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,743
It's big bucks, don't you see?
426
00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:02,204
I mean, it's a ticket to a better life!
427
00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:05,374
A better life for whom? What about his life?
428
00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:07,334
I'm thinking about us.
429
00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:11,171
I just need time to figure a way to...
430
00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:13,674
Oh, well.
431
00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,592
At least he's safe here.
432
00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:20,264
LAFLEUR: You should not have
given up, my old friend.
433
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,643
The only difference between these and those
434
00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:27,062
is I get a buck a strand for mine.
435
00:36:27,104 --> 00:36:28,897
These are real, Doc.
436
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,817
I chased a set of tracks for two or three miles.
437
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:35,362
Okay, Jocko,
if you've got castings, I'll buy them,
438
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:37,406
but let's keep the price on the ground.
439
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:39,366
Listen, you don't understand!
440
00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:43,620
I almost had him. I was that close.
441
00:36:43,704 --> 00:36:45,956
Then what, gun jam?
442
00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:48,333
Or maybe a change of heart.
443
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:50,711
Had him in your sights and couldn't do it?
444
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:53,380
-What's the story this time?
-I don't know.
445
00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,383
I think he was hit by a car.
446
00:36:56,466 --> 00:36:58,260
That should have made it easy.
447
00:36:58,302 --> 00:36:59,761
Yes, I know but...
448
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:02,347
There are no traces, no tracks, nothing.
449
00:37:02,472 --> 00:37:05,642
He just vanished.
450
00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:09,188
Well, like I tell my customers,
451
00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:11,148
Bigfoot eat their dead.
452
00:37:11,648 --> 00:37:13,150
I don't know why the hell I bother with you!
453
00:37:13,192 --> 00:37:14,985
Because you figure I'm the only one
454
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:16,778
who deep down wants to believe you,
455
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,698
but I don't. Not anymore.
456
00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:23,493
We both spent our whole lives
chasing after that beast,
457
00:37:23,577 --> 00:37:25,954
and we both have to stare at
ourselves in the mirror every morning
458
00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:28,290
and keep repeating, "I'm not a fool!"
459
00:37:28,373 --> 00:37:30,459
"I am not a fool!"
460
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:32,711
Only you finally blinked!
461
00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,838
Or finally opened my eyes!
462
00:37:36,048 --> 00:37:38,050
We'll find out soon enough!
463
00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:45,599
Go for it, Jocko! Raise a ruckus!
464
00:37:46,517 --> 00:37:48,727
God knows, I can use the business.
465
00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,565
Put the stuff in the freezer, honey.
466
00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:56,151
-Where is he?
-Living room.
467
00:37:57,069 --> 00:38:00,656
-Everything is melting.
-Have I got something to show you.
468
00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:02,866
George, give me a second.
469
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:05,577
Irene had us
cornered out there for 15 minutes.
470
00:38:05,661 --> 00:38:08,872
-She invited us to dinner and bowling.
-Bowling?
471
00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:11,166
Don't worry, George, I spared you.
472
00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:14,169
I told her you had something
to drop off tonight, don't you?
473
00:38:14,211 --> 00:38:15,295
Don't be so sure.
474
00:38:15,379 --> 00:38:18,465
You might just change
your mind when you've seen what I've seen.
475
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,259
Sarah, you, too. Come on.
476
00:38:24,721 --> 00:38:28,100
George, those are just empty calories.
477
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,936
Never mind about that. No, no, no, no.
478
00:38:31,228 --> 00:38:33,230
Not yet. Just a minute.
479
00:38:33,939 --> 00:38:35,732
I have a little something to show you.
480
00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:40,070
But first, I want you to think
about this just for a moment.
481
00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:42,239
Us,
482
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:45,284
Life,
483
00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:47,995
Time.
484
00:38:48,662 --> 00:38:50,330
Magazines! Cover stories.
485
00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:54,209
I mean, you could be looking at old Dad
on the Carson Show, for heaven's sake.
486
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:55,752
No, no, no, no.
487
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:59,214
Now, we started
with something kind of simple.
488
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:00,966
But I'm sure you'll see
489
00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:05,304
that as soon as he gets going
there is absolutely nothing to stop him!
490
00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:08,098
Sit.
491
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:11,602
Sit.
492
00:39:13,812 --> 00:39:14,897
Sit!
493
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:23,906
That's great! You taught him how to sit?
494
00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:29,620
No, no, no!
495
00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:31,205
Don't sit!
496
00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:35,667
That was outstanding, Dad!
497
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:39,838
No, no, no. Stay. Please...
498
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:46,929
George, if I could have a word with
you before the Carson Show calls.
499
00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:50,432
Nancy!
500
00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:51,808
It wasn't...
501
00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:54,019
Nancy, honey,
we've got to give him one more chance!
502
00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:57,981
George Nathan Henderson,
what is the matter with you?
503
00:39:58,106 --> 00:40:01,527
This is our home! Our stuff!
504
00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:03,779
Look, he had it perfect just five minutes ago.
505
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,406
George, you are acting like a crazy person!
506
00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:08,242
Honey, that wasn't supposed to happen!
507
00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:10,327
None of this was supposed to happen,
508
00:40:10,369 --> 00:40:13,330
but it did,
and now we have to do the right thing!
509
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:16,500
I know it seems bad,
but just give me one more week.
510
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,961
We don't have enough house for two days!
511
00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:22,548
George, he doesn't fit here!
He doesn't fit in our lives!
512
00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:26,677
Look, we have
to do the right thing and think about him!
513
00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:28,971
Mom, Dad, hurry, this is great!
514
00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:30,264
(SIGHING)
515
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,516
MAN ON TV: What's the matter with him?
516
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:34,309
WOMAN: Maybe he thinks you're getting...
517
00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:35,769
(LAUGHING)
518
00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:37,896
Now watch this.
519
00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:41,191
(CHAIR CREAKING)
520
00:40:44,528 --> 00:40:45,571
Cool, huh?
521
00:40:45,654 --> 00:40:47,197
He didn't care for the blue cheese.
522
00:40:47,281 --> 00:40:49,241
...eat your Pablum like a good boy...
523
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,707
...and you'll have Swedish pancake too.
524
00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,709
Now I know where Bonzo get his bad habits.
525
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:00,460
That's outright bribery.
526
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:07,843
Okay. I'll take him back.
527
00:41:09,178 --> 00:41:11,763
But you know it might not be so easy,
528
00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:14,057
I think he likes it here.
529
00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:18,061
What kind of a way is that to talk to a baby?
530
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,271
What do you mean?
531
00:41:28,113 --> 00:41:30,240
She's gone. It's time to go.
532
00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:37,915
Remember this? Your favorite station wagon.
533
00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:41,251
Right. What's left of it.
534
00:41:41,293 --> 00:41:43,003
(ROARING)
535
00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:44,087
No, no, no.
536
00:41:44,171 --> 00:41:47,174
It's really much nicer on the inside. Come on.
537
00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,267
Perfect.
538
00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:02,064
Hungry? We're gonna have a little party.
539
00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:04,149
Yeah. A goodbye party.
540
00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:13,325
Plan B. No problem.
541
00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:22,125
See what we're gonna be missing?
542
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:25,212
Never mind. Let's eat. Nancy?
543
00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:26,713
Here. Ern.
544
00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:30,676
Have you ever had a burger? Mmm. Mmm!
545
00:42:31,385 --> 00:42:32,803
Smells good.
546
00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:35,055
Look at this.
547
00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,348
Mmm. Mmm.
548
00:42:49,862 --> 00:42:50,904
(BARKING)
549
00:42:50,988 --> 00:42:52,406
Oh, right.
550
00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:53,991
Yours was the fish. Here.
551
00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:56,159
This is for him,
552
00:42:57,619 --> 00:42:59,580
the burgers are for you.
553
00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:02,207
You want another? I ordered wrong.
554
00:43:02,624 --> 00:43:04,751
Double fish on a sesame bun.
555
00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,880
Catch of the day.
556
00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:11,675
Covered with tartar sauce.
557
00:43:17,806 --> 00:43:19,850
How about some fries, huh?
558
00:43:20,517 --> 00:43:23,187
Extra larges, two orders.
559
00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:30,277
You can wash it down with a chocolate shake.
560
00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:34,239
Look at all this stuff!
561
00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:37,201
All you can eat.
562
00:43:40,537 --> 00:43:42,080
Atta boy.
563
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,045
Great!
564
00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:52,174
Comfortable?
565
00:44:13,904 --> 00:44:16,490
Just sit... Stay.
566
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:17,908
Stay.
567
00:44:18,575 --> 00:44:19,743
Stay right there.
568
00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:23,997
You're not changing your mind, are you?
569
00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,510
Your mom's right, Ern.
570
00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:39,930
I know it's hard. It's hard for me, too.
571
00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:43,308
But it's the right thing to do.
572
00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:50,941
It was wrong of me to think that we could
just claim it like a stray dog.
573
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:54,111
He's more of a man than an animal.
574
00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:56,071
You were the first one to see that.
575
00:44:57,072 --> 00:44:58,699
He deserves to be free.
576
00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:02,828
Mom's right.
577
00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,831
He's gotta go back where he belongs.
578
00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:08,584
So why don't you and me
579
00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:11,962
go on down there, like a couple of real men
580
00:45:14,089 --> 00:45:17,843
and say, "Goodbye, hairy friend."
581
00:45:17,926 --> 00:45:19,136
(CLATTERING)
582
00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:20,345
Harry?
583
00:45:20,971 --> 00:45:23,265
Since when does he have a name?
584
00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:27,144
Since right now.
585
00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,815
(HOWLING)
586
00:45:52,461 --> 00:45:53,962
(HOWLING)
587
00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:56,798
Harry.
588
00:46:08,852 --> 00:46:11,563
Harry!
589
00:46:25,494 --> 00:46:27,120
(WHISPERING) There's someone in the house.
590
00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:28,914
What should we do?
591
00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:30,874
You stay right there.
592
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,977
(SQUEALING)
593
00:47:18,422 --> 00:47:19,756
(GROWLING)
594
00:47:45,949 --> 00:47:48,952
TV ANNOUNCER: Good morning, Seattle.
Today Jerry's special...
595
00:47:49,036 --> 00:47:52,247
You're free, Little Bob. Go back to the wild.
596
00:47:53,415 --> 00:47:55,000
Run, Little Bob.
597
00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:57,169
Run free.
598
00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:04,551
And now, your host,
599
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:07,554
the toast of the Olympic Coast,
600
00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:10,224
Jerry Seville!
601
00:48:10,307 --> 00:48:13,227
SEVILLE: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
602
00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:15,020
(LAUGHING)
603
00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:17,898
Good morning, Seattle.
604
00:48:18,982 --> 00:48:20,651
God, I hate this guy.
605
00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:23,904
-I'll turn it off.
-No. Let me hate him.
606
00:48:24,279 --> 00:48:26,365
It'll keep me awake until the coffee kicks in.
607
00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:28,325
But I sure am glad it's Tuesday.
608
00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:31,078
Isn't Monday the dullest day of the week?
609
00:48:31,161 --> 00:48:33,580
Up yours, Jerry.
610
00:48:33,789 --> 00:48:35,791
Seems old Jer was wrong.
611
00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:39,044
All right. This morning's paper.
612
00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:42,673
By no means front page news.
613
00:48:44,299 --> 00:48:45,843
Are you sitting down?
614
00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:49,638
Listen, late last night a Hawthorne Hills man
615
00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:55,018
discovered his wife
lying unconscious on top of their car.
616
00:48:56,353 --> 00:49:00,148
After the paramedics
had revived the woman she said,
617
00:49:00,232 --> 00:49:04,903
"She must have been put there
by a huge, hairy, man-like creature
618
00:49:05,195 --> 00:49:08,699
-"resembling the legendary Bigfoot...
-Harry.
619
00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:11,702
"...who she had earlier mistaken for a mouse!"
620
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,371
Hawthorne Hills?
621
00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:16,331
-A mouse?
-A mouse!
622
00:49:16,415 --> 00:49:18,208
I gotta find him. I can't go to work.
623
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,628
When do we ever listen to
silly old Jerry Seville?
624
00:49:21,753 --> 00:49:25,299
If there really was a Bigfoot, don't you think
I'd have had him as a guest on my show?
625
00:49:25,382 --> 00:49:26,425
I gotta check it out anyway.
626
00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:29,094
No, the very best thing
that you can do is go to work.
627
00:49:29,178 --> 00:49:31,680
-What if somebody finds him before I...
-All right?
628
00:49:31,722 --> 00:49:34,266
See you tonight. Bye-bye. Bye.
629
00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:39,313
...John Morrow, who will talk to us all about
his new squid and prune juice diet.
630
00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:40,856
Bigfoot.
631
00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:42,691
ERNIE: Mom, he came back!
632
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:46,904
Little Bob!
633
00:49:57,247 --> 00:49:58,874
LAFLEUR: It's amazing, you know,
634
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:01,460
I see an old Army buddy
from 40 years driving along the freeway
635
00:50:01,543 --> 00:50:03,629
and, of course, I cannot remember his name
636
00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:06,256
so I take his
license number plate and I come here,
637
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:09,760
and because of that I am going to find out
where he lives. It's fantastic.
638
00:50:09,801 --> 00:50:11,136
Ten bucks.
639
00:50:15,307 --> 00:50:16,808
(MEN LAUGHING)
640
00:50:17,893 --> 00:50:19,686
So how about you, George?
641
00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:21,605
-Did you see any Bigfoot?
-What?
642
00:50:21,647 --> 00:50:23,941
You know, your vacation. Bigfoot?
643
00:50:23,982 --> 00:50:26,485
-No.
-I read the things weigh over 400 pounds.
644
00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:28,111
Smell real bad, too.
645
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:31,532
Hell, looks like we got one of those right here.
646
00:50:31,907 --> 00:50:34,952
-What's your shoe size, Billers?
-Very funny.
647
00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,170
I'm working with assholes.
648
00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:50,759
Can I help you?
649
00:50:50,801 --> 00:50:54,096
Probably yes. I hope we can help each other.
650
00:50:54,805 --> 00:50:57,724
I believe this is yours.
651
00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:02,980
Okay, what are you selling, buster, huh?
652
00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:06,942
-Mrs. Henderson?
-Yes.
653
00:51:08,110 --> 00:51:12,823
Irene, would you go see
if the tea kettle is just about to boil, honey?
654
00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:14,449
Thank you.
655
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:18,662
-Good morning.
-Hi.
656
00:51:18,704 --> 00:51:21,123
I am called Richard Smith.
657
00:51:21,582 --> 00:51:23,500
And I'm from the U.S. Forestry Service
658
00:51:23,584 --> 00:51:26,712
and I'm investigating
a possible road-kill, with an animal
659
00:51:26,795 --> 00:51:28,714
either killed or maimed in a car accident.
660
00:51:28,797 --> 00:51:31,425
Now, I know
that you did hit something on Route A-4
661
00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:33,719
which was a little fire road off the I-90?
662
00:51:33,802 --> 00:51:36,138
Yes. We did run into something.
663
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,472
(SNIFFING)
664
00:51:37,514 --> 00:51:40,517
What was it that you hit, Mrs. Henderson?
665
00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:42,186
I don't know. We couldn't see it.
666
00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:43,979
You know, it happened so fast.
667
00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:45,647
Where is it now?
668
00:51:45,856 --> 00:51:48,150
Now? I don't know. It ran away.
669
00:51:49,359 --> 00:51:52,279
Mrs. Henderson, obviously,
our main concern are for your family,
670
00:51:52,362 --> 00:51:54,740
to be sure no one was injured.
671
00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:57,701
-No one was injured.
-I'm so pleased.
672
00:51:58,285 --> 00:52:02,331
Obviously our other concern
is for the safety of that poor little animal.
673
00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:04,041
It could be out there suffering
674
00:52:04,082 --> 00:52:07,544
and I know you would want to
help me find it so I could care for it.
675
00:52:08,879 --> 00:52:11,757
No. I mean, yes.
676
00:52:11,965 --> 00:52:13,175
But I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.
677
00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:15,802
It walked into the woods.
I mean, it didn't even limp.
678
00:52:15,886 --> 00:52:17,054
Walked?
679
00:52:18,931 --> 00:52:23,143
It crawled,
it scurried, you know, it scampered,
680
00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:27,898
it kind of wobbled, creeped,
like an animal does, you know?
681
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:31,068
Anyway, he's fine, and we are fine and...
682
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,653
You know...
683
00:52:33,070 --> 00:52:37,032
I forgot I have a sink
backed up and I... And a potty.
684
00:52:37,074 --> 00:52:39,076
I've gotta go take care of it. Thank you.
685
00:52:39,117 --> 00:52:42,579
Thanks very much
for thinking of us and bringing this to us.
686
00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:45,290
And thanks for your consideration.
687
00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:54,800
License plates, huh?
That guy's probably a convict. Here.
688
00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:57,594
What you don't need now
is somebody bothering you.
689
00:52:57,636 --> 00:52:59,638
Just sit back and relax.
690
00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:07,104
I can remember
Herb's and my first fight. This is nothing.
691
00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:14,820
-Can I help you?
-Probably not.
692
00:53:15,028 --> 00:53:17,406
This is the first place I have been.
693
00:53:17,447 --> 00:53:19,449
I want some .458 magnums.
694
00:53:20,617 --> 00:53:23,328
I think we got those in here somewhere.
695
00:53:24,997 --> 00:53:26,790
Yeah. Here we are.
696
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:30,794
We don't get much call for these monsters.
697
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,213
$28.50 for the box.
698
00:53:38,594 --> 00:53:40,387
Do you have any more?
699
00:53:40,637 --> 00:53:43,307
There's 20 of them in there, you know?
700
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,434
Do you have any more?
701
00:53:49,396 --> 00:53:52,149
I'm sorry, that's the last we got.
702
00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:54,318
What, are you going on safari or something?
703
00:53:54,818 --> 00:53:56,445
No. Just into my own back yard.
704
00:54:09,499 --> 00:54:11,835
There he goes, just like clockwork.
705
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:15,506
Jeez, Dad, who the hell is that guy?
706
00:54:16,006 --> 00:54:17,633
Jacques LaFleur.
707
00:54:17,716 --> 00:54:21,803
He's always the first to show
when these crazy sightings start up.
708
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:24,806
He bought some pretty serious ammo, .458s.
709
00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:29,186
Before Sasquatch
got under his skin he was a Class A hunter.
710
00:54:29,770 --> 00:54:32,272
Where do you think Claws came from?
711
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,359
-That guy shot Claws?
-Yeah.
712
00:54:35,817 --> 00:54:38,028
GEORGE: Why would he part
with a trophy like that?
713
00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:40,864
Probably because it was the smallest one.
714
00:54:42,491 --> 00:54:43,992
May I help you?
715
00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:46,537
Yes, I'm on my lunch break
and I'm kind of in a hurry.
716
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,665
Could you point me to some books on the...
717
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,209
(WHISPERING) Bigfoot?
718
00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:54,336
Sasquatch?
719
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,255
-Sasquatch.
-Sasquatch.
720
00:54:56,463 --> 00:54:57,464
That's the one.
721
00:54:57,548 --> 00:54:59,800
Fantasy, folklore, myths and legends.
722
00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:02,427
-Basement stacks. Take the stairs.
-Thank you.
723
00:55:03,512 --> 00:55:06,223
-You could also try children's books!
-Right!
724
00:55:08,642 --> 00:55:11,228
-This book sucks!
-Ernie.
725
00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:13,397
These pictures don't look anything like Harry!
726
00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:15,566
He's right, Nan.
It's no wonder people wanna kill them.
727
00:55:15,649 --> 00:55:18,110
These books make them out to be monsters.
728
00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:22,948
All except this journal from the
North American Anthropological Institute.
729
00:55:23,198 --> 00:55:25,659
Some guy named Wallace Wrightwood.
730
00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:29,246
NANCY: That's him.
GEORGE: No. That's Jacques LaFleur.
731
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:31,415
He's a hunter who came into the store today.
732
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,417
No, honey. This is Richard Smith,
733
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,002
the forestry guy I told you about
734
00:55:35,085 --> 00:55:38,088
who came to our house today.
735
00:55:39,756 --> 00:55:43,093
-That lying bastard!
-SARAH AND ERNIE: Mom!
736
00:55:43,135 --> 00:55:44,136
Both of you, to bed, right now.
737
00:55:44,219 --> 00:55:46,638
Sarah, get off that phone.
It's two hours. Come on, that's it!
738
00:55:46,722 --> 00:55:49,933
-Mom, it's only 8:30.
-You mind your mother!
739
00:56:34,269 --> 00:56:35,979
(HORN HONKING)
740
00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,391
Hard to believe, huh?
741
00:57:55,267 --> 00:57:58,187
And from the look in your mug,
you think it's a load, don't you?
742
00:57:58,228 --> 00:58:01,190
Everybody asks,
"Has anybody ever seen one?"
743
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:03,066
Let me ask you,
744
00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:06,486
you being a flatlander, a city fellow,
745
00:58:06,862 --> 00:58:09,740
you've seen hundreds,
thousands of pigeons, right?
746
00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:12,242
-Of course.
-Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
747
00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:16,413
Well, neither have I.
748
00:58:16,455 --> 00:58:18,665
But I got a hunch they exist.
749
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:22,044
Are you Dr. Wrightwood?
I'm George Henderson.
750
00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:23,670
Wrightwood ain't here.
751
00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:27,466
-Is he coming back?
-He might.
752
00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:29,259
Could I leave a message for...
753
00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,428
How do you know Wrightwood?
754
00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:34,306
His books. And his research.
755
00:58:34,723 --> 00:58:37,935
He seems to be the only person
who really believes in all this.
756
00:58:38,435 --> 00:58:40,437
I just need a few answers.
757
00:58:41,104 --> 00:58:42,898
Doctor's old, tired.
758
00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:47,110
I'm gonna put my phone number down here.
759
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:49,905
Could you see that the Doctor gets this?
760
00:58:50,322 --> 00:58:55,494
"Vital facts that could
prevent an unnecessary and tragic end
761
00:58:55,869 --> 00:58:57,746
"for the big fellow"?
762
00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:01,166
I have a friend,
763
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:04,294
a man named Jack.
764
00:59:04,962 --> 00:59:08,757
And say there was this, this, giant...
765
00:59:09,132 --> 00:59:12,344
Is there a beanstalk
involved in this, Mr. Henderson?
766
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,138
A beanstalk?
767
00:59:16,974 --> 00:59:18,141
No. No.
768
00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:22,729
I mean, with all these Bigfoot sightings
769
00:59:23,355 --> 00:59:26,650
what if Jack and his family
770
00:59:26,817 --> 00:59:28,610
opened up their home
771
00:59:29,111 --> 00:59:31,905
and their lives to this thing?
772
00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:35,742
And, what if they found out
that he was more human than animal,
773
00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:37,661
and they just said, "We'll take him in.
774
00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:42,916
"We'll accept responsibility for him until
a safe place can be found for him to be."
775
00:59:43,834 --> 00:59:45,502
Not some zoo, or lab...
776
00:59:45,544 --> 00:59:48,505
So what you're saying is
you would be willing...
777
00:59:48,547 --> 00:59:51,133
Excuse me,
Jack would be willing to take this creature in,
778
00:59:51,175 --> 00:59:53,552
-care for it and love it like a pet?
-No, no,
779
00:59:54,511 --> 00:59:56,847
like a member of the family.
780
00:59:56,972 --> 00:59:59,266
That's a noble gesture, but impossible.
781
00:59:59,349 --> 01:00:02,644
Sasquatch
is a primitive ancestor of modern man,
782
01:00:02,769 --> 01:00:04,479
but if you ever came face to face with one
783
01:00:04,521 --> 01:00:06,815
you'd see that they're still very much animals.
784
01:00:06,857 --> 01:00:08,150
Only on the outside.
785
01:00:08,192 --> 01:00:09,610
Look, I know what I'm talking about!
786
01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:13,739
And I know it's closing time
so if you wanna talk shop, then shop!
787
01:00:28,545 --> 01:00:30,547
Jack and the Beanstalk, George?
788
01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:34,176
It just came out like that.
I didn't know what I was saying.
789
01:00:34,218 --> 01:00:37,054
I think you knew
exactly what you were saying.
790
01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:39,556
Face it, Dad, you want him back.
791
01:00:39,890 --> 01:00:42,184
Sarah, I want to take him back
where he belongs,
792
01:00:42,226 --> 01:00:44,228
but that means I've gotta find him first.
793
01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:46,355
By bringing Harry here
we put his life in danger.
794
01:00:46,396 --> 01:00:49,066
Now, we've got to try to set things right.
795
01:00:49,107 --> 01:00:50,359
George,
796
01:00:51,068 --> 01:00:52,444
this is really Harry.
797
01:01:00,536 --> 01:01:02,454
-Did you draw that?
-GEORGE: Yeah.
798
01:01:03,121 --> 01:01:05,082
NANCY: It's beautiful.
799
01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:22,599
(GROWLING)
800
01:02:20,157 --> 01:02:22,993
MAN: Hey! Hey, fella,
get away from that window!
801
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,162
(SCREAMING)
802
01:02:26,371 --> 01:02:27,497
(SCREAMING)
803
01:02:32,085 --> 01:02:34,004
(REPORTERS CHATTERING)
804
01:02:35,047 --> 01:02:37,174
WOMAN: He's the person who saw it.
805
01:02:51,021 --> 01:02:52,022
Now get this.
806
01:02:52,064 --> 01:02:56,276
"It must have been the large
hairy giant he saw running from the scene."
807
01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:58,195
Did you get that, George?
808
01:02:58,570 --> 01:02:59,571
Yeah.
809
01:03:01,198 --> 01:03:05,244
George, do you still
fool with that painting stuff?
810
01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:06,954
Yeah.
811
01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:09,831
-As a matter of fact, I...
-Good!
812
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:12,042
You can save your old man a few bucks.
813
01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:15,879
How about you draw a big full-size Bigfoot?
814
01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:20,217
We'll put it in the window
right next to the gun section.
815
01:03:20,342 --> 01:03:24,137
Now, you make him real big,
you know, real scary.
816
01:03:24,388 --> 01:03:27,057
You know,
like they're supposed to be, George.
817
01:03:27,558 --> 01:03:30,269
Hands up, big claws,
818
01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:33,689
big fangs, a lot of drool.
819
01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,525
And let's put up a map of the area,
820
01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:40,237
and we'll mark on it all the spots where
people say they've seen the thing.
821
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:44,783
We'll become kind of like
a Bigfoot Central, a B.H.Q.
822
01:03:45,742 --> 01:03:48,745
Dad, don't you think we might be
encouraging a lot of unqualified people
823
01:03:48,829 --> 01:03:50,747
to go running around with loaded weapons?
824
01:03:50,789 --> 01:03:54,084
Come on, you know as well
as I do there's nothing out there to shoot at.
825
01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:26,700
This is the first time my dad ever wanted me
to draw anything and what is it?
826
01:04:26,783 --> 01:04:29,870
A target
for a bunch of blood-thirsty crackpots.
827
01:04:30,412 --> 01:04:33,290
-Come to bed.
-No, really, it's the same old story.
828
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,876
One Christmas, when I was a kid,
829
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:39,046
I begged him all fall for a set of paints.
830
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:41,715
He ends up giving me a BB gun.
831
01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:43,509
Like you got Ernie.
832
01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:47,721
Yeah.
833
01:04:47,804 --> 01:04:49,306
-Come to bed.
-No.
834
01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:51,934
Honey, I can't. I gotta finish this.
835
01:04:52,309 --> 01:04:54,019
What's the problem?
836
01:04:55,646 --> 01:04:57,773
If I make him look mean and vicious,
837
01:04:57,814 --> 01:05:01,485
people are gonna shoot first
and then worry about the consequences.
838
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:05,656
It's like drawing
a "wanted" poster of your best friend.
839
01:05:07,115 --> 01:05:11,620
But if I make him look
peaceful, the way Harry really is...
840
01:05:13,747 --> 01:05:16,333
Well, that's just not what my father wants.
841
01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:20,337
George, I'm so proud of you.
842
01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:23,507
You don't know what to do.
843
01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:29,096
If your father wants a Bigfoot,
844
01:05:31,515 --> 01:05:33,225
give him a Bigfoot.
845
01:05:36,228 --> 01:05:40,148
I wanted King Kong,
you brought me a goddamn giant gerbil.
846
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,693
I told you exactly what to do.
You didn't even come close.
847
01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:44,736
Well, maybe it's right on the nose.
848
01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:47,698
I mean, how do we know?
Maybe it's not vicious at all.
849
01:05:47,739 --> 01:05:50,742
Maybe it's gentle, even has feelings.
850
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,161
Where did you dream up that shit?
851
01:05:53,954 --> 01:05:57,541
Go stick a pin in Queen Anne's Hill,
we just got another sighting.
852
01:06:00,752 --> 01:06:02,713
Should have got a real artist.
853
01:06:05,382 --> 01:06:07,134
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
854
01:06:08,969 --> 01:06:11,889
MAN: I need one of those
Clint Eastwood magnums.
855
01:06:12,014 --> 01:06:13,265
You got an M-16?
856
01:06:13,348 --> 01:06:14,641
Anything that'll go fully automatic?
857
01:06:14,725 --> 01:06:18,312
Fully automatic is illegal
and it takes seven days to clear a handgun.
858
01:06:18,395 --> 01:06:21,732
I'm afraid if you want a gun
right now it'll have to be a rifle or a shotgun.
859
01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:23,609
Anything with a night-scope.
860
01:06:23,692 --> 01:06:25,027
Give me the biggest one you got!
861
01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:28,197
Well, we've got some big guns
and some big, big guns,
862
01:06:28,238 --> 01:06:31,325
but I'm afraid
we're all out of big, big ammo! Who's next?
863
01:06:31,408 --> 01:06:36,121
Look, pal, they just spotted
that thing not three blocks from my house.
864
01:06:36,246 --> 01:06:37,873
-Where do you live?
-What for?
865
01:06:37,915 --> 01:06:40,000
It's for the gun. Where do you live?
866
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,919
11484 Devon Drive.
867
01:06:42,127 --> 01:06:43,587
Where was the sighting?
868
01:06:43,629 --> 01:06:45,631
On the corner of Maple and Ogilvy.
869
01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:47,382
What the hell's that got to do with it?
870
01:06:47,424 --> 01:06:48,467
Where you going?
871
01:06:48,550 --> 01:06:49,551
MAN: Son of a bitch!
872
01:06:49,593 --> 01:06:51,345
(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)
873
01:06:53,847 --> 01:06:56,600
See? You're not the only artist in the family.
874
01:06:56,642 --> 01:06:58,519
How's that for an arthritic old shooter, huh?
875
01:06:58,602 --> 01:06:59,895
What the hell did you do that for?
876
01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:01,772
It was my drawing! Why did you change it?
877
01:07:01,855 --> 01:07:04,107
Hey, George. Cool down.
It's just a piece of cardboard.
878
01:07:04,191 --> 01:07:05,275
Not to me!
879
01:07:05,359 --> 01:07:06,860
It means something to me!
880
01:07:06,944 --> 01:07:09,154
Can't you see that?
He means something to me!
881
01:07:09,238 --> 01:07:11,782
-What the hell are you talking about?
-The hell with it! I quit!
882
01:07:11,865 --> 01:07:15,077
Over this? You can't quit!
We've never been so busy!
883
01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:17,287
What the hell's the matter with you?
884
01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:33,762
(POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)
885
01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,598
-Harry.
-Yeah.
886
01:07:36,807 --> 01:07:39,142
Sorry, thought you were someone else.
887
01:07:39,184 --> 01:07:43,522
MAN: It was huge. It was bigger than you are!
888
01:07:43,605 --> 01:07:47,150
Twice as big as you.
Gigantic! Biggest thing I ever saw.
889
01:07:47,276 --> 01:07:48,861
Excuse me, when did all this happen?
890
01:07:48,944 --> 01:07:50,988
Do you mind? I'm trying to take a statement.
891
01:07:51,029 --> 01:07:52,698
It was huge. Gigantic.
892
01:07:52,781 --> 01:07:56,994
A monster like an ape with rabies, only bigger
than a regular ape with rabies.
893
01:07:57,035 --> 01:07:59,580
Now just calm down
and tell me what happened.
894
01:07:59,663 --> 01:08:01,707
Okay. I'm okay.
895
01:08:02,749 --> 01:08:04,960
I brought my poor ten-speed
to a complete stop
896
01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:06,670
like I always do at stop signs.
897
01:08:06,753 --> 01:08:09,089
When out of nowhere
this humungous hairy thing
898
01:08:09,173 --> 01:08:11,633
is standing right in front of me! Growling.
899
01:08:11,967 --> 01:08:15,888
With these enormous fangs
and these giant hands, and he grabs me.
900
01:08:15,971 --> 01:08:18,015
And he picks me up,
bike and all, over his head
901
01:08:18,098 --> 01:08:21,560
then he smashes me down
on the cement and now he's all over me.
902
01:08:21,643 --> 01:08:25,189
And he's snarling
with saliva dripping off his pointed teeth.
903
01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:26,857
So I grab my Mace...
904
01:08:26,899 --> 01:08:29,609
-What? Mace? You idiot!
-COP: Stand back.
905
01:08:29,693 --> 01:08:31,653
I didn't really Mace him.
I was about to be eaten!
906
01:08:31,694 --> 01:08:34,406
-Eaten? By a vegetarian?
-All right, that's it. Officers!
907
01:08:34,488 --> 01:08:35,698
No, now look...
908
01:08:35,866 --> 01:08:37,326
I have no doubt that you saw him,
909
01:08:37,367 --> 01:08:39,118
but what really happened is
when you saw him,
910
01:08:39,203 --> 01:08:42,706
you were so scared shitless
that you crashed your precious ten speed
911
01:08:42,788 --> 01:08:44,666
into the stop sign,
bumped your head on the curb
912
01:08:44,707 --> 01:08:47,586
and probably scared him
half to death in the process!
913
01:08:48,212 --> 01:08:50,671
I'm right, aren't I?
That's what really happened, isn't it?
914
01:08:50,714 --> 01:08:52,090
Isn't it?
915
01:08:53,884 --> 01:08:56,761
-Yes. Yes.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
916
01:08:57,261 --> 01:08:59,180
-How did you know this?
-Did you witness it happen?
917
01:08:59,223 --> 01:09:01,265
-What's your name, sir?
-My name?
918
01:09:01,475 --> 01:09:02,559
My name is George Hen...
919
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,312
-George, George what?
-George Hen...
920
01:09:05,895 --> 01:09:07,189
George what?
921
01:09:08,064 --> 01:09:11,359
I'm sorry. I really have to go.
922
01:09:11,443 --> 01:09:13,069
(ALL CLAMORING)
923
01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:28,292
MAN 1 ON TV:...the dreaded name of Bigfoot
924
01:09:28,377 --> 01:09:29,962
reverberated through newsrooms...
925
01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:32,589
MAN 2: They are usually
restricted to remote areas...
926
01:09:32,631 --> 01:09:34,258
Today's report
of the legendary beast attacking...
927
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,468
Other news, there has been
yet another sighting of the creature
928
01:09:36,551 --> 01:09:39,220
that some people are now
calling the legendary Bigfoot.
929
01:09:39,263 --> 01:09:43,183
As a matter of fact an eyewitness is
now claiming to have been attacked
930
01:09:43,267 --> 01:09:45,810
by the legendary beast known as Bigfoot.
931
01:09:45,894 --> 01:09:48,397
He quickly changed his story, however...
932
01:09:48,438 --> 01:09:50,899
Update, Bigfoot right here in the city.
933
01:09:50,941 --> 01:09:55,779
When this mystery man, known to us as
George Hen, appeared on the scene...
934
01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:59,449
I have no doubt that you saw him,
935
01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:03,120
but when you saw him, you were so scared...
936
01:10:03,537 --> 01:10:07,165
...knowledge
of the Bigfoot's habits, vanished before...
937
01:10:07,249 --> 01:10:09,585
GEORGE: (ON TV)
...and bumped your head on the curb...
938
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,633
...crashed your precious
ten-speed into the stop sign,
939
01:10:16,717 --> 01:10:18,010
bumped your head on the curb
940
01:10:18,093 --> 01:10:20,596
and probably scared him
half to death in the process!
941
01:10:20,637 --> 01:10:22,431
-WOMAN 2: What's your name, sir?
-My name?
942
01:10:22,472 --> 01:10:23,807
My name is George Hen...
943
01:10:23,849 --> 01:10:26,476
-George, George what?
-George Hen...
944
01:10:29,563 --> 01:10:31,648
My name? My name is George Hen...
945
01:10:31,690 --> 01:10:34,276
-George, George what?
-George Hen...
946
01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:41,658
WOMAN 2: How did you know this?
947
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,660
-MAN: Did you witness it happen?
-What's your name, sir?
948
01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:46,413
My name? My name is George Hen.
949
01:10:47,706 --> 01:10:49,958
WOMAN 1: Listening to
our reporter talk about it,
950
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,169
you'd think Mr. Hen had a personal...
951
01:10:52,211 --> 01:10:53,670
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
952
01:10:53,754 --> 01:10:55,756
MAN 3: Did I catch the fact that he actually...
953
01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,467
(WOMAN 1 LAUGHING)
954
01:10:58,509 --> 01:10:59,843
Quite possible.
955
01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:01,887
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
956
01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:10,354
MAN 4: Anybody who knows
the whereabouts of the elusive Mr. Hen
957
01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:14,066
or the hairy visitor,
should call this station and report Bigfoot.
958
01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:17,027
What the hell is that?
959
01:11:24,326 --> 01:11:26,411
(POLICE RADIO CHATTERING)
960
01:11:26,537 --> 01:11:29,831
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
961
01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:44,429
I said get out of here now!
962
01:12:01,238 --> 01:12:02,614
(WHISPERING) Harry!
963
01:12:03,574 --> 01:12:04,825
Harry!
964
01:12:08,579 --> 01:12:10,205
(GROWLING)
965
01:12:10,664 --> 01:12:14,376
I want this quadrant air tight.
Nothing gets out! Nothing!
966
01:12:14,585 --> 01:12:17,129
And no force except in self-defense!
967
01:12:18,005 --> 01:12:19,798
I don't want some prankster in a monkey suit
968
01:12:19,882 --> 01:12:21,300
bleeding all over the streets.
969
01:12:27,264 --> 01:12:29,266
(MEN CHATTERING)
970
01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:36,023
WOMAN ON RADIO:
We have civilians with weapons.
971
01:12:36,106 --> 01:12:39,651
All units in the vicinity of
Broadway and Torrance please respond.
972
01:12:39,776 --> 01:12:42,487
Repeat, we have civilians with weapons.
973
01:12:42,779 --> 01:12:44,698
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
974
01:12:48,118 --> 01:12:49,703
OFFICER: Hey, you! Halt!
975
01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:56,418
Freeze! Move out! Drop it!
976
01:12:57,294 --> 01:13:00,047
What, are you crazy?
Do you know how much I paid for this gun?
977
01:13:01,048 --> 01:13:04,301
Get this guy. Come on, move it! Move it!
978
01:13:21,944 --> 01:13:23,320
(GROWLING)
979
01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:41,713
(MEN SHOUTING)
980
01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:00,899
(BANGING)
981
01:14:28,218 --> 01:14:29,469
(ROARING)
982
01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:33,640
(GUN FIRES)
983
01:14:34,516 --> 01:14:35,517
My God! Harry?
984
01:14:44,526 --> 01:14:45,903
(HOWLING)
985
01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:51,533
Harry, are you hurt? Where are you?
986
01:14:51,575 --> 01:14:52,576
(BANGING)
987
01:14:54,119 --> 01:14:55,120
Harry.
988
01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:59,416
Thank God, you're okay! Come on down!
989
01:15:02,419 --> 01:15:04,087
Stay right there!
990
01:15:05,422 --> 01:15:06,798
Don't move.
991
01:15:18,393 --> 01:15:19,937
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
992
01:15:23,649 --> 01:15:24,733
Hang on, Harry.
993
01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:38,121
Follow that garbage truck!
994
01:16:12,990 --> 01:16:14,157
(CLICKING)
995
01:16:15,492 --> 01:16:16,660
(TIRES SCREECHING)
996
01:16:47,357 --> 01:16:48,775
(SCREAMING)
997
01:17:00,871 --> 01:17:02,206
(GROANING)
998
01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:07,711
Harry! Harry, come on down.
999
01:17:10,214 --> 01:17:12,883
There. Quick! This way!
1000
01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:34,404
GEORGE: We did it!
1001
01:17:44,414 --> 01:17:45,749
(GUNS COCKING)
1002
01:17:52,422 --> 01:17:54,216
GEORGE: (WHISPERING) Nancy.
1003
01:17:55,425 --> 01:17:56,426
Honey.
1004
01:17:59,263 --> 01:18:00,848
Look who's here.
1005
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:07,938
Harry?
1006
01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:10,732
Harry!
1007
01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:13,861
BOTH: Harry.
1008
01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:22,661
I knew it was you.
I could smell you all the way upstairs.
1009
01:18:22,744 --> 01:18:24,705
Wow! Let's celebrate!
1010
01:18:24,788 --> 01:18:27,624
Let's take a picture! I'll get the camera.
1011
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:29,251
Ernie, no! No!
1012
01:18:32,296 --> 01:18:34,214
(GROWLING)
1013
01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:43,223
Harry,
1014
01:18:44,474 --> 01:18:45,809
I'm human.
1015
01:18:47,311 --> 01:18:48,937
I made a mistake
1016
01:18:49,730 --> 01:18:51,273
and I'm sorry.
1017
01:18:52,065 --> 01:18:54,234
Dad, he doesn't understand.
1018
01:18:55,444 --> 01:18:56,862
(WHIMPERING)
1019
01:19:00,490 --> 01:19:02,618
I know something he'll understand.
1020
01:19:02,993 --> 01:19:04,244
Ernie, give me a hand.
1021
01:19:18,217 --> 01:19:19,718
(ALL GASPING)
1022
01:19:20,844 --> 01:19:21,845
George?
1023
01:19:22,471 --> 01:19:24,973
What are we gonna do about Harry?
1024
01:19:25,849 --> 01:19:27,601
First things first.
1025
01:19:34,024 --> 01:19:35,692
-Do you have a cat?
-No!
1026
01:19:36,193 --> 01:19:38,070
Good, then it's just a hairball.
1027
01:19:38,195 --> 01:19:41,073
(ADDAMS FAMILY THEME PLAYING ON TV)
1028
01:19:59,299 --> 01:20:02,719
Are you completely deaf?
I said, "Get me out of here now.
1029
01:20:02,761 --> 01:20:04,680
"Tomorrow is too late!"
1030
01:20:04,972 --> 01:20:05,973
Jerome,
1031
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,394
Jerome, I know where he is.
1032
01:20:11,395 --> 01:20:13,856
What the hell do you think
I have been doing for the last 25 years?
1033
01:20:13,897 --> 01:20:16,108
(WHISPERING) Him! Yes, Sasquatch!
1034
01:20:16,942 --> 01:20:18,694
Jerome, this time it is different.
1035
01:20:18,735 --> 01:20:20,571
I've got his address.
1036
01:20:21,613 --> 01:20:22,614
Crazy?
1037
01:20:23,156 --> 01:20:25,617
You let me stay here
for one more hour and I'll show you me crazy.
1038
01:20:25,701 --> 01:20:27,411
-Time's running out.
-(SQUISHING)
1039
01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:29,621
Jerome,
1040
01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:33,584
you make something happen... Now.
1041
01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:35,419
(PHONE RINGING)
1042
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:37,254
Irene, the phone.
I've gotta get the phone. Okay.
1043
01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:39,256
I just need someone to talk to.
1044
01:20:39,339 --> 01:20:42,092
You know, it hasn't been easy
with this pool and everything!
1045
01:20:42,134 --> 01:20:44,052
And Herb? He's no help!
1046
01:20:44,136 --> 01:20:48,265
His latest theory is
that a condor flew over and took a shit in it!
1047
01:20:52,519 --> 01:20:53,520
MAN: Hello?
1048
01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:56,815
-Hello?
-Hello.
1049
01:20:57,399 --> 01:21:01,820
I saw you on television
last night, Mr. Hen, and I think we should talk.
1050
01:21:03,197 --> 01:21:04,781
-Who is this?
-Do the words,
1051
01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:06,909
"Vital facts that could prevent a tragic
1052
01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:09,286
"and unnecessary end for the big fellow,"
1053
01:21:09,328 --> 01:21:10,746
ring a bell?
1054
01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:15,626
-Nancy, it's Wrightwood. Dr. Wrightwood?
-Yes. How are you?
1055
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:17,461
-Fine.
-Can we get together?
1056
01:21:17,711 --> 01:21:20,255
Sure, any time. Now, this afternoon.
1057
01:21:21,256 --> 01:21:22,466
Well.
1058
01:21:25,469 --> 01:21:26,887
Come to the house.
1059
01:21:27,888 --> 01:21:29,556
How about dinner?
1060
01:21:29,932 --> 01:21:32,726
-Hello, are you still there?
-Sorry, bad connection.
1061
01:21:32,809 --> 01:21:34,937
You're up near Index, right?
1062
01:21:35,270 --> 01:21:37,940
Just take the I-5 right into town.
We're in the Wallingford section.
1063
01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:45,155
George? What are you doing?
1064
01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:46,782
(DOORBELL RINGING)
1065
01:21:59,962 --> 01:22:01,004
You?
1066
01:22:02,339 --> 01:22:04,675
I'm Wallace Wrightwood.
1067
01:22:07,219 --> 01:22:08,762
Dr. Wrightwood.
1068
01:22:09,179 --> 01:22:10,681
May I come in?
1069
01:22:11,181 --> 01:22:12,891
Yes, of course you can.
1070
01:22:12,975 --> 01:22:15,769
Nancy, this is Dr. Wrightwood.
1071
01:22:15,853 --> 01:22:19,398
He's the curator
of the Bigfoot Museum I told you about.
1072
01:22:19,690 --> 01:22:23,026
-I'm pleased to meet you.
-Likewise. Thank you.
1073
01:22:23,485 --> 01:22:25,195
These are beautiful.
1074
01:22:25,529 --> 01:22:28,198
-This is our daughter Sarah.
-Hello.
1075
01:22:28,532 --> 01:22:31,702
GEORGE: Oh, and this is our son, Ernest.
1076
01:22:31,743 --> 01:22:32,828
-Hello.
-ERNIE: Hello.
1077
01:22:32,870 --> 01:22:34,955
Ernie, this is Dr. Wrightwood.
1078
01:22:35,038 --> 01:22:36,999
Something sure smells...
1079
01:22:40,127 --> 01:22:41,378
Good.
1080
01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:44,256
-That's dinner.
-Roast beef.
1081
01:22:46,175 --> 01:22:48,719
Mom, where's the roast?
1082
01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:51,597
-The roast. I'll get it, hon.
-The roast,
1083
01:22:51,972 --> 01:22:55,851
is resting in
a shallow unmarked grave in the back yard.
1084
01:23:00,647 --> 01:23:01,732
Oh.
1085
01:23:01,982 --> 01:23:04,401
Right. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
1086
01:23:09,406 --> 01:23:11,200
Are you vegetarians?
1087
01:23:13,327 --> 01:23:15,829
Sometimes. It depends on the guest.
1088
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:21,543
(LOUD POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1089
01:23:21,585 --> 01:23:22,961
(MUSIC STOPS)
1090
01:23:32,721 --> 01:23:34,097
(GROWLING)
1091
01:23:36,517 --> 01:23:40,479
As you probably know, your Dad
paid me a visit the other day at my museum.
1092
01:23:40,562 --> 01:23:41,939
I liked him.
1093
01:23:42,231 --> 01:23:46,026
What I'm gonna say now
just might save his life.
1094
01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:49,112
I don't understand.
1095
01:23:49,696 --> 01:23:53,283
When I was younger I used to have
a good job working as a lab scientist.
1096
01:23:53,325 --> 01:23:54,868
Life was great.
1097
01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:58,872
And then something happened
on a hunting trip darn-near 50 years ago
1098
01:23:58,956 --> 01:24:01,458
that let the air out of everything.
1099
01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,253
I went out for a walk one day in the woods.
1100
01:24:04,294 --> 01:24:05,796
I heard a rustle behind me.
1101
01:24:05,879 --> 01:24:09,508
Then I smelled something
that made my eyes water
1102
01:24:09,591 --> 01:24:11,885
and my lungs smoke!
1103
01:24:12,302 --> 01:24:15,931
By the time I turned around
all I saw was a streak of fur.
1104
01:24:16,765 --> 01:24:19,309
On the ground there was a footprint.
1105
01:24:20,227 --> 01:24:22,688
A big footprint.
1106
01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:27,693
So, I was hooked from that moment on.
1107
01:24:27,776 --> 01:24:30,737
I started spending all the time I could
spare searching for the beast.
1108
01:24:30,821 --> 01:24:32,739
Then I spent time I couldn't spare.
1109
01:24:33,407 --> 01:24:36,159
That's how I lost my job and my friends.
1110
01:24:37,494 --> 01:24:38,745
It's so sad.
1111
01:24:38,829 --> 01:24:41,582
Well, I didn't tell it
so you could cry in your sprouts,
1112
01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:43,834
or whatever that is, darling.
1113
01:24:44,251 --> 01:24:48,714
I'm telling it so that
your father won't make the same mistake.
1114
01:24:50,507 --> 01:24:52,801
I appreciate
what you're saying, Dr. Wrightwood,
1115
01:24:52,843 --> 01:24:55,095
but there's a big difference
between your story and mine.
1116
01:24:55,179 --> 01:24:57,139
Not as big as you think.
1117
01:24:57,181 --> 01:24:58,348
Maybe even bigger.
1118
01:24:58,390 --> 01:25:00,601
-No, no, no. You're kidding yourself.
-(GEORGE CLEARS THROAT)
1119
01:25:04,938 --> 01:25:08,358
I remember what you told me
when you came into my shop.
1120
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:12,362
Bigfoot can come live with us.
We'll accept the responsibility.
1121
01:25:13,071 --> 01:25:17,367
Can you imagine
what a Bigfoot would do to your home?
1122
01:25:18,952 --> 01:25:20,370
Yeah, well, I can.
1123
01:25:20,954 --> 01:25:22,414
You're good people.
1124
01:25:23,874 --> 01:25:25,501
I'm gonna say this once.
1125
01:25:25,542 --> 01:25:30,172
I'm gonna say it simple and I hope
to God for your sakes you all listen.
1126
01:25:30,714 --> 01:25:33,717
There are no abominable snowmen.
1127
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,802
There are no Sasquatches.
1128
01:25:36,094 --> 01:25:37,888
There are no Bigfeet!
1129
01:25:45,187 --> 01:25:46,688
Am I missing something?
1130
01:26:00,327 --> 01:26:03,622
Oh, Lord! Lord God!
1131
01:26:03,872 --> 01:26:06,542
Dr. Wrightwood, say hello to Harry.
1132
01:26:11,630 --> 01:26:12,923
Harry?
1133
01:26:22,266 --> 01:26:23,725
(EXCLAIMS)
1134
01:26:30,357 --> 01:26:32,109
Isn't he something?
1135
01:26:32,192 --> 01:26:37,114
Oh, yes, he's so smart, too.
I mean, George has taught him how to sit.
1136
01:26:37,322 --> 01:26:38,532
To sit?
1137
01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:51,128
We haven't quite perfected it yet.
1138
01:26:53,422 --> 01:26:54,631
NANCY: Hungry?
1139
01:27:02,931 --> 01:27:04,808
He lives here with you?
1140
01:27:05,058 --> 01:27:06,476
Temporarily.
1141
01:27:16,695 --> 01:27:18,530
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1142
01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:21,700
(DOOR BUZZING)
1143
01:27:31,919 --> 01:27:33,086
Well?
1144
01:27:33,837 --> 01:27:38,091
If I call in a favor, I might be able to get
you out sometime tonight.
1145
01:27:38,258 --> 01:27:40,677
-Sometime tonight?
-I need a damn good reason.
1146
01:27:40,761 --> 01:27:44,640
For Christ's sake,
I'm talking about bagging a Sasquatch!
1147
01:27:45,682 --> 01:27:48,018
That'll cut a lot of ice for the judge.
1148
01:27:48,769 --> 01:27:51,355
GEORGE: It's just not Harry's world out there.
1149
01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:54,942
It's like we've become an
enemy to anything wondrous.
1150
01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:58,695
Even the scientific
community's gonna poke and prod at him
1151
01:27:58,737 --> 01:28:01,865
until he hates every man
that he sees, including you and me.
1152
01:28:02,866 --> 01:28:06,578
The only answer is a safe place where
even LaFleur can't find him.
1153
01:28:06,662 --> 01:28:10,374
I might know a place,
but we'd never be able to find it in the dark.
1154
01:28:10,457 --> 01:28:11,875
Then you will help us?
1155
01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:14,086
In every way I possibly can.
1156
01:28:14,670 --> 01:28:16,380
That's wonderful.
1157
01:28:16,421 --> 01:28:18,048
We'll leave first thing in the morning.
1158
01:28:18,131 --> 01:28:20,717
I'll wake the kids.
Real early. They'll wanna come.
1159
01:28:20,759 --> 01:28:22,678
We'll make a whole day of it.
1160
01:28:23,053 --> 01:28:24,888
Our last day with Harry.
1161
01:28:30,018 --> 01:28:31,520
He's so odd.
1162
01:28:31,895 --> 01:28:33,689
He didn't say good night.
1163
01:28:33,730 --> 01:28:36,483
I don't even know when he's coming back.
1164
01:28:55,210 --> 01:28:56,587
Now, get some sleep.
1165
01:29:01,258 --> 01:29:03,010
(HARRY SNORING LOUDLY)
1166
01:29:30,829 --> 01:29:33,040
-And where the hell have you been?
-There was nothing I could do!
1167
01:29:33,123 --> 01:29:34,124
Don't bullshit!
1168
01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:36,376
They weren't letting
anybody out until they processed those guns
1169
01:29:36,460 --> 01:29:38,295
and there were a lot of guns!
1170
01:29:39,379 --> 01:29:41,590
-You need a bath.
-And what? Blow my cover?
1171
01:29:41,632 --> 01:29:43,717
Hey, come on! Come on, give me my things!
1172
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,719
Hey, when I'm ready, pal.
1173
01:29:45,802 --> 01:29:48,430
When he's ready, pal.
Jerome, do something, eh?
1174
01:29:48,472 --> 01:29:49,973
So what's your sign?
1175
01:29:52,476 --> 01:29:53,936
IRENE: Kimchee!
1176
01:29:54,478 --> 01:29:57,147
Kimchee! Kimchee!
1177
01:29:58,815 --> 01:30:02,152
My name is Kim Lee not Kimchee!
1178
01:30:02,236 --> 01:30:03,820
You killed them!
1179
01:30:04,821 --> 01:30:06,114
Oh, no!
1180
01:30:06,990 --> 01:30:09,618
Where are my precious little babies?
1181
01:30:27,135 --> 01:30:28,178
Thank you.
1182
01:30:31,223 --> 01:30:34,268
Forgive me, Harry?
1183
01:30:39,356 --> 01:30:40,691
(THUDDING)
1184
01:30:51,285 --> 01:30:54,371
I'm gonna show these to Irene.
She loves roses.
1185
01:31:07,509 --> 01:31:10,721
Sure would be
a dream come true if we could keep him.
1186
01:31:10,888 --> 01:31:13,640
Well, you know what they say,
1187
01:31:13,974 --> 01:31:16,810
"The best things in life
are supposed to be free."
1188
01:31:17,144 --> 01:31:18,729
Hold it right there, mister.
1189
01:31:19,354 --> 01:31:21,106
What did you do to my roses?
1190
01:31:23,066 --> 01:31:25,527
No! Don't even think about it!
1191
01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:28,071
One false move out of you
1192
01:31:28,113 --> 01:31:29,907
and I'm gonna prune your plant.
1193
01:31:29,948 --> 01:31:32,409
And I'm talking nip it in the bud!
1194
01:31:33,952 --> 01:31:35,412
(SCREAMING)
1195
01:31:35,495 --> 01:31:36,705
My God!
1196
01:31:48,425 --> 01:31:50,719
ERNIE: Push. Hurry up, Dad.
1197
01:31:58,268 --> 01:31:59,353
George, you drive.
1198
01:32:09,321 --> 01:32:11,740
It's not fair! He should be mine!
1199
01:32:15,744 --> 01:32:17,037
Damn you!
1200
01:32:25,462 --> 01:32:27,130
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
1201
01:32:35,138 --> 01:32:36,640
(MUMBLING)
1202
01:32:45,607 --> 01:32:47,442
-LaFleur!
-What?
1203
01:32:47,484 --> 01:32:50,487
I think we're being followed by our own car!
1204
01:32:50,779 --> 01:32:52,155
Wow!
1205
01:32:53,657 --> 01:32:55,242
He stole my car!
1206
01:33:00,956 --> 01:33:03,584
GEORGE: Oh, my God,
will you look at this traffic?
1207
01:33:14,386 --> 01:33:16,263
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
1208
01:33:19,641 --> 01:33:20,642
Damn!
1209
01:33:27,191 --> 01:33:28,192
Cops!
1210
01:33:29,651 --> 01:33:31,945
Everybody just act normal.
1211
01:33:39,203 --> 01:33:40,370
Here he comes!
1212
01:33:44,082 --> 01:33:46,710
Look what he's doing to my paint job!
1213
01:33:47,669 --> 01:33:49,129
He's almost on us, Dad!
1214
01:33:50,047 --> 01:33:52,049
(IMITATING POLICE SIREN)
1215
01:34:11,068 --> 01:34:12,736
George, could you go a little faster?
1216
01:34:12,778 --> 01:34:15,531
-All right, Mom!
-That sucker's history!
1217
01:34:15,572 --> 01:34:18,325
Don't kid yourself.
This is the part he's good at.
1218
01:34:19,868 --> 01:34:21,245
ALL: Yay!
1219
01:34:45,602 --> 01:34:47,271
WRIGHTWOOD: I always miss it.
1220
01:35:12,963 --> 01:35:15,048
Hurry. Up here, George.
1221
01:35:22,181 --> 01:35:23,265
Hurry!
1222
01:35:37,821 --> 01:35:39,656
You better make this
a short goodbye, George.
1223
01:35:43,952 --> 01:35:46,830
You've gotta go back where you belong now.
1224
01:35:48,332 --> 01:35:49,875
Come on, now.
1225
01:35:51,168 --> 01:35:52,711
It's LaFleur!
1226
01:35:54,338 --> 01:35:56,215
Harry, you've gotta go!
1227
01:35:57,216 --> 01:35:58,467
LaFleur!
1228
01:35:59,635 --> 01:36:02,346
Hurry, please, please! There's no time!
1229
01:36:02,846 --> 01:36:04,848
No, don't worry about us!
1230
01:36:05,432 --> 01:36:07,184
We'll be all right.
1231
01:36:20,447 --> 01:36:22,032
Get out of here!
1232
01:36:22,324 --> 01:36:25,118
Can't you see we don't want you anymore?
1233
01:36:25,536 --> 01:36:28,330
Why can't you go back where you came from?
1234
01:36:32,042 --> 01:36:33,794
Now, leave us alone!
1235
01:36:45,055 --> 01:36:46,056
Go.
1236
01:36:48,725 --> 01:36:49,726
Go!
1237
01:37:03,407 --> 01:37:04,741
(WHIMPERING)
1238
01:37:08,704 --> 01:37:10,414
Goodbye, my friend.
1239
01:37:12,791 --> 01:37:14,710
There's no need to cry.
1240
01:37:16,753 --> 01:37:19,256
We'll never see him again, will we?
1241
01:37:19,965 --> 01:37:23,260
Sure we will!
We can just follow his footprints.
1242
01:37:25,220 --> 01:37:26,597
Footprints.
1243
01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:06,303
(WHISPERING) Scatter.
Anything to throw him off!
1244
01:39:01,984 --> 01:39:03,735
It's a goddamn herd!
1245
01:39:10,117 --> 01:39:11,827
(FOOTSTEPS)
1246
01:39:13,203 --> 01:39:14,913
(GROWLING)
1247
01:39:26,216 --> 01:39:27,217
Oh, no!
1248
01:40:18,769 --> 01:40:20,187
(GROWLING)
1249
01:40:29,279 --> 01:40:30,697
(GROWLING)
1250
01:40:46,755 --> 01:40:48,257
(ROARING)
1251
01:40:48,632 --> 01:40:50,133
(SCREAMING)
1252
01:40:57,516 --> 01:40:58,976
(SNARLING)
1253
01:41:01,436 --> 01:41:02,980
(YELPING)
1254
01:41:20,163 --> 01:41:21,623
(ROARING)
1255
01:41:32,551 --> 01:41:33,719
Harry!
1256
01:41:37,389 --> 01:41:39,725
Good God! Harry, no!
1257
01:41:43,896 --> 01:41:45,355
(PANTING)
1258
01:41:45,397 --> 01:41:49,067
Listen to me. You're wrong! I was like you!
1259
01:41:49,193 --> 01:41:50,652
I almost killed him myself!
1260
01:41:51,153 --> 01:41:53,530
But it would have been murder!
He's not an animal!
1261
01:41:53,614 --> 01:41:54,948
He's our friend!
1262
01:41:55,032 --> 01:41:56,783
For God's sake, Jacques, open your eyes!
1263
01:41:56,867 --> 01:41:58,619
Are you people out of your minds?
1264
01:41:58,702 --> 01:42:00,495
Do you think I'm going to stop now?
1265
01:42:01,205 --> 01:42:03,832
-I'm going to kill him.
-You're not gonna kill him!
1266
01:42:03,874 --> 01:42:06,543
-You're not gonna hurt him! I won't let you!
-George!
1267
01:42:06,627 --> 01:42:08,045
-George!
-I'll kill you first!
1268
01:42:26,772 --> 01:42:28,649
Don't let him kill me!
1269
01:42:29,525 --> 01:42:32,903
Don't let him kill me!
Please, don't let him kill me!
1270
01:42:34,029 --> 01:42:38,283
Don't let him kill me!
Please, don't... Don't let him kill me.
1271
01:43:09,690 --> 01:43:10,774
I'm...
1272
01:43:12,192 --> 01:43:13,318
No, no...
1273
01:43:15,612 --> 01:43:18,365
Jacques LaFleur, meet Harry.
1274
01:43:19,783 --> 01:43:21,368
Harry Henderson.
1275
01:43:43,098 --> 01:43:45,058
Strange feeling, eh, Doc?
1276
01:43:45,642 --> 01:43:47,769
WRIGHTWOOD: What are you talking about?
1277
01:43:48,854 --> 01:43:51,106
-LAFLEUR: It's over.
-Over?
1278
01:43:51,356 --> 01:43:53,317
Why, it's just the beginning.
1279
01:43:54,151 --> 01:43:57,446
Jocko, this old ticker
hasn't thumped like this for years.
1280
01:43:57,571 --> 01:44:00,365
It's like going
to heaven with your feet still on the ground.
1281
01:44:00,449 --> 01:44:03,869
And we get to share it
with one of our oldest friends.
1282
01:44:20,344 --> 01:44:21,678
(LAUGHING)
1283
01:44:26,475 --> 01:44:28,018
Goodbye, Harry.
1284
01:44:29,728 --> 01:44:31,522
We gotta let him go.
1285
01:44:41,073 --> 01:44:42,366
GEORGE: Harry...
1286
01:44:55,212 --> 01:44:57,631
I never got a chance to thank you.
1287
01:45:00,384 --> 01:45:04,096
I don't think you'll ever know
how much you've meant to us.
1288
01:45:19,069 --> 01:45:21,405
You take care of yourself now, okay?
1289
01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:24,867
Okay.
1290
01:45:30,747 --> 01:45:33,917
Mon dieu! They have a language?
1291
01:46:24,301 --> 01:46:27,763
-Now, Jocko, what for you?
-I don't know.
1292
01:46:30,182 --> 01:46:32,309
There's always Loch Ness.
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