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Montauk train on track "B."
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Random thoughts
for valentine's Day, 2004.
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Today is a holiday invented
by greeting card companies...
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Last call--
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to make people
feel like crap.
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I ditched work today.
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Took a train out to Montauk.
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Montauk train boarding
on track "B."
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I don't know why.
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I'm not an impulsive person.
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I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.
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I gotta get my car fixed.
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Hi. Cindy?
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It's Joel. Joel!
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Listen, I don't
feel very well today.
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No, food poisoning,
I think.
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It's goddamn freezing on this beach.
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Montauk in February..
Brilliant, Joel.
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Page is ripped out.
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Don't remember doing that.
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It appears this is
my first entry. in two years.
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Sand is overrated.
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It's just tiny little rocks.
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I fonly I could
meet someone new.
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I guess my chances of that happening
are somewhat diminished,
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seeing that I'm incapable
of making eye contact
with a woman I don't know.
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Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi.
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She was nice.
Nice is good.
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She loved me.
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Why do I fall in love
with every woman I see...
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who shows me
the least bit of attention?
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Hi.
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I'm sorry?
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- I just said hi.
- Hi. Hello. Hi.
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Okay if I sit closer?
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How far are you going?
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Uh, Rockville Center.
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Get out! Me too!
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Really?
What are the odds?
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Do I know you?
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Do you ever shop
at Barnes & Noble?
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Sure. Sure.
That's it!
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Yeah?
I've seen you, man!
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Book slave there
for, like, five years now.
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Ah. I would have thought
I would've remembered you.
Jesus! Is it five years?
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It might be the hair.
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What might?
It changes a lot.
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The color.
That's why you might not
recognize me.
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It's called Blue Ruin,
the color.
Right. Yeah.
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Snappy name, huh?
I like it.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, this company
makes a whole line of colors
with equally snappy names.
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Red-- Red Menace,
Yellow Fever,
Green Revolution.
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That'd be a job,
coming up with those names.
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You think there could
possibly be a job like that?
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I mean, how many hair colors
could there be? Fifty, maybe.
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Someone's got that job.
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Agent Orange!
I came up with that one.
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I apply my personality
in a paste.
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Oh, I doubt that very much.
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Well, you don't know me,
so...
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you don't know, do you?
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Sorry. I was just--
I'm trying to be nice.
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Yeah. I got it.
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My name's Clementine,
by the way.
I'm Joel.
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Hi, Joel.
Hey.
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No jokes about my name.
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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.
You're trying to be nice.
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I don't know any jokes
about your name.
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Huckleberry Hound.
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I don't know what that means.
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Huckleberry Hound?
What are you, nuts?
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It's been suggested.
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Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin'
Oh, my darlin' Clementine
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You were lost
and gone forever
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Dreadful sorry
Clementine
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No?
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I'm sorry. Just--
It's a pretty name, though.
It really is nice.
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It's, uh--
It means "merciful."
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Right? Clemency?
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Although it hardly fits.
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I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.
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Gee, I-I wouldn't
think that about you.
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Why wouldn't you
think that about me?
I don't know.
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I just--
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I don't know.
I just, uh--
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You seem nice, so--
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Oh, now I'm nice?
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Oh, God. Don't you know
any other adjectives?
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I don't need "nice."
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I don't need myself to be it,
and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
Okay.
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Joel?
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It's Joel, right?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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I'm a little out of sorts today.
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My embarrassing admission is,
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I really like
that you're nice right now.
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I mean, I can't tell
from one moment to the next
what I'm gonna like,
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but right now...
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I'm glad you are.
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I have so much stuff
that, uh, I probably should, uh--
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Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
I-I'm writing, and--
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No, no. I just--
Sure. No. That's okay.
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I just have--
You know, this is--
Okay.
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- Ohh! Hey!
- Take care, then.
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Jesus!
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Hi. I could, uh,
give you a ride, if you need.
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It's cold.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah?
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It is frosty.
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You're not a stalker
or anything, right?
I'm not a stalker.
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You're the one that talked to me.
Remember?
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That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.
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Really?
There's a stalker book?
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Okay.
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I gotta read that one.
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Look, I'm sorry if I came off
sorta nutso. I'm not, really.
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Oh, it's okay.
I didn't think you were.
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Did you wanna have a drink?
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I have lots of drinks,
and I could, um--
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Um--
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Never mind.
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Sorry. That was stupid.
I'm embarrassed now.
No, no, no, no.
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Good night,Joel.
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Two Blue Ruins.
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Thank you.
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Drink up, young man.
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It'll make
the whole seduction part
less repugnant.
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I'm just kidding!
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Come on.
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You're kinda closed-mouthed,
aren't you?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, you know,
my life isn't that interesting.
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I go to work, I come home.
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Don't know what to say.
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You should read my journal.
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I mean, it's just... blank.
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Really?
Does that make you
sad oranxious?
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I mean, I'm always anxious,
thinking I'm not living
my life to the fullest,
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taking advantage
of every possibility,
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making sure
I'm not wasting one second
of the little time I have.
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I think about that.
Yeah?
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You're really nice.
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God, I have to
stop saying that.
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I'm gonna marry you.
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I know it.
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Um... okay.
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Joel, you should come up
to the Charles with me sometime.
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It gets frozen this time of year.
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That sounds scary.
Exactly.
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I'll pack a picnic.
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A night picnic.
Night picnics are different.
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And, um, we could--
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Sounds good.
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But I-- I should, uh, go.
Now.
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You should stay.
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No, I really-- I'm-- I--
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I have to get up so early.
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I would like you
to call me.
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Would you do that?
I would like it.
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Yes.
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Wish me a happy valentine's Day
when you call!
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That'd be nice.
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What took you so long?
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I just walked in.
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You miss me?
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Yeah.
Oddly enough, I do.
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Oh!
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You said "I do."
I guess that means were married.
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I guess so.
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Tomorrow night?
Honeymoon on ice?
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It's really solid
this time of year.
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I don't know.
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Come on.
Come on.
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Come on.
Come on, come on.
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Oh. So beautiful.
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Isn't it?
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Uh, don't go too far.
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- Are you okay?
- Ouch! Fuck it.
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Oh, my ass!
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I think I should go back.
Come on. Come on!
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What if it breaks?
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- "What if"?
Do you really care right now?
- Huh?
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Come here. Please.
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Come on.
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Slidy-slidy.
Slidy-slidy.
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This is good.
Here, let me show you
this one thing.
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What are you doing?
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Come on.
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Think I heard a crack.
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It's not gonna crack
or break or--
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It's so thick.
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Show me which constellations
you know.
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Um-- Oh.
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I don't... know any.
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Show me
which ones you know.
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Okay.
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00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:35,019
Okay.
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00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:38,523
Oh. Here's Osidius.
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00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:40,567
Where?
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Right there.
See?
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Sort of a swoop
and a cross.
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Osidius the Emphatic.
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You're full of shit.
Right?
Nope.
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Osidius is right there.
Swoop and cross.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Clementine.
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Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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Hey.
Hey.
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00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:21,065
Hey.
Sorry to wake you,
but we're... here.
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Can I come over
to your house...
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to sleep?
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I'm so tired.
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Okay. Um, yeah. Sure.
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Let me get my toothbrush.
Yeah. Oh.
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Just--
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Yes?
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00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:12,033
Can I help you?
What do you mean?
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00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:15,578
Can I help you with something?
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00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,248
No.
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00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:20,625
What are you doing here?
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00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,211
I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.
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Oh.
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00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,966
Thanks.
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I need your lovin'
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Like the sunshine
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Everybody's gotta learn sometime
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Every.body's gotta learn sometime
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Every.body's gotta learn sometime
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00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:19,118
We're looking for 159.
What number's that?
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I don't know where that is.
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Jesus Christ, you'd think
they'd light the number,
or at least put a number on--
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Is that him?
I think so.
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00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:29,295
Yeah, that's him.
Wait. That's him.
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00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,604
Hey, Joel.
Frank.
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Oh, shit.
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Jesus. The only
valentine's Day cards I get
are from my mother.
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How pathetic is that, huh?
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00:19:58,074 --> 00:19:59,993
You're lucky
you have Clementine, man.
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00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:01,995
She is way cool.
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00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:04,581
Hey, you got any big
valentine's Day plans with her?
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00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,586
No.
244
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:12,589
Well, it's only a day away.
Better make some reservations
or something.
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00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:14,799
Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's. Right?
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00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:16,801
McRomance!
247
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:19,304
You want some fries
with that shake?
248
00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:21,681
I have to, uh,
go to sleep now, Frank.
249
00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,933
It's 8:30.
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00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,506
Patrick, stop it.
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Okay.
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00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,277
Okay. Okay.
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00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:19,739
Okay.
254
00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,785
Showtime at the Apollo.
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00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:37,882
Quiet.
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00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:52,856
Hey, Joel. What's up?
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Oh. Hi, Frank.
258
00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:04,200
I only get valentine's Day cards
from my mom.
259
00:22:04,284 --> 00:22:07,203
How pathetic is that?
260
00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:09,205
You're Iucky
you have Clementine, Joel.
261
00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:13,209
Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, big
valentine's Day plans with her?
262
00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:15,211
No.
263
00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:17,213
It's only a day away.
264
00:22:17,297 --> 00:22:19,716
Better make a reservation
or something.
265
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:21,718
Don't wanna end up
at Mickey D's.
266
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:24,304
Oh, no!
267
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:27,640
Yes! valentine's Day
is three goddamn days away!
I want it resolved.
268
00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:30,852
I'm willing to be
the one to resolve it.
269
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:34,230
So I call her,
and she's changed her number.
270
00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:37,400
So I walked over to Antic Attic,
you know, to get her something.
271
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:41,446
I thought I'd go over to work,
give her an early valentine, and--
272
00:22:43,114 --> 00:22:45,074
You won't believe it.
273
00:22:45,116 --> 00:22:47,911
She's there with...
274
00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:51,664
this guy,
this really young guy.
275
00:22:51,748 --> 00:22:55,210
And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know who I am.
276
00:22:55,293 --> 00:22:57,712
Excuse me?
277
00:22:57,795 --> 00:23:00,423
Can I help you
find something, sir?
278
00:23:04,385 --> 00:23:06,304
Hey, Clem-ato.
279
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:09,432
Patrick! Baby boy.
280
00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:14,729
What you doing here, baby?
Just came to surprise you.
281
00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:17,690
Let me know
if you need something, sir.
You look good.
282
00:23:17,774 --> 00:23:19,692
- Hi.
283
00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:22,862
How are you?
Pretty good.
Pretty bored. Pretty tired.
284
00:23:22,946 --> 00:23:24,864
Uh-huh.
285
00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:28,076
I so want what's in your suit.
Oh, good.
286
00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:40,630
Why?
287
00:23:40,713 --> 00:23:43,174
Why would she do that to me?
288
00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,597
Hey, does anybody want a joint?
289
00:23:49,681 --> 00:23:52,267
Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.
290
00:23:52,350 --> 00:23:54,269
Oh, God.
She's punishing me.
291
00:23:54,352 --> 00:23:56,271
I know, honey.
For being honest.
292
00:23:56,354 --> 00:23:58,606
It's horrible.
I should just go to her house.
293
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:01,609
No! No, no, no.
You don't wanna go there, man.
You don't wanna go there.
294
00:24:01,693 --> 00:24:04,070
Get off. It's too--
295
00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:06,072
Right.
Yeah.
296
00:24:06,114 --> 00:24:08,074
I don't want to seem desperate.
297
00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:12,704
Joel, why don't you just see this as a sign,
make a clean break. Right?
298
00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:15,915
Right?
299
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:20,086
All right,Joel,
look, man, seriously.
300
00:24:20,128 --> 00:24:22,088
Rob!
Here's the deal.
301
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,300
Don't do that.
Rob, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
302
00:24:25,383 --> 00:24:28,553
What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie?
What's your brilliant, reasoned solution?
303
00:24:28,595 --> 00:24:31,139
You're gonna make this
about our shit now?
This isn't about us.
304
00:24:31,222 --> 00:24:35,268
I agree. It's not about us.
It's about Joel, who's an adult.
Okay?
305
00:24:35,351 --> 00:24:37,353
Not Mama Carrie's kid.
306
00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:41,608
- What are you--
- That's your laundry!
307
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:46,571
That's great.
That's good.
308
00:24:56,581 --> 00:24:58,583
Okay.
309
00:25:05,507 --> 00:25:09,802
What is it?
I don't know.
It's some place that does a thing.
310
00:25:21,606 --> 00:25:23,691
Good morning. Lacuna.
311
00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:27,695
No, I'm sorry..
That offer expired
after the new year.
312
00:25:30,532 --> 00:25:33,618
Yeah, sure.
We can fit you in--
313
00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,995
How about on the fifth?
314
00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:39,457
That's a Wednesday.
All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?
315
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:44,045
Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.
316
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:47,715
Great. Have a nice day.
See you then.
317
00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:49,759
May I help you?
318
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:52,762
I'm Joel Barish.
Excuse me?
319
00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:56,391
I'm Joel. Barish.
I have an appointment with Dr.--
320
00:25:56,432 --> 00:25:58,393
Mierzwiak.
321
00:25:58,434 --> 00:26:01,729
- Here. Could you please fill this out?
- I just want to talk to him.
322
00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:03,815
You still need to
fill the form out, sir.
Really?
323
00:26:03,898 --> 00:26:06,985
- Thank you.
- Great.
324
00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:08,987
I don't have a pen.
325
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:12,157
There's a pen right there.
326
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,159
Good morning. Lacuna.
Oh.
327
00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:18,121
Oh,yeah, that offer. That's done now.
That expired after the new year.
328
00:26:18,163 --> 00:26:20,165
Mr. Barish?
329
00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:24,460
How are we today?
330
00:26:24,544 --> 00:26:26,462
Not too good, actually.
331
00:26:26,546 --> 00:26:28,464
Noo!
Oh, my God! Stan!
332
00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:31,467
Sorry.
Sorry, I was just--
I'm working!
333
00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:34,846
Sorry. Sorry.
334
00:26:34,929 --> 00:26:36,931
Here, Doctor.
Thank you.
335
00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:39,851
You should not
have seen this.
336
00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,936
I apologize.
337
00:26:45,815 --> 00:26:48,234
This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem--
338
00:26:48,318 --> 00:26:51,154
I assure you, no.
No.
339
00:26:56,534 --> 00:26:59,329
There's no such thing as this.
340
00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:04,000
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
341
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:06,544
so I can't show you evidence.
342
00:27:06,628 --> 00:27:12,342
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh--
Miss Kruczynski was not happy,
343
00:27:12,425 --> 00:27:14,511
and she wanted to move on.
344
00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:16,513
We provide that possibility.
345
00:27:16,554 --> 00:27:20,642
"Miss Kruczynski was not happy
and wanted to move on.
346
00:27:20,725 --> 00:27:23,228
We provide
that possibility."
347
00:27:23,311 --> 00:27:25,230
What the hell is that?
348
00:27:25,313 --> 00:27:28,233
Nicest guy
she everwent out with.
349
00:27:28,316 --> 00:27:30,235
Fuck!
350
00:27:30,318 --> 00:27:32,737
God, Rob! Give it a rest!
351
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:34,739
It's okay.
It's all right.
352
00:27:34,823 --> 00:27:37,534
Carrie, I am making
a birdhouse.
353
00:27:39,494 --> 00:27:43,289
What can I say,Joel?
You know Clementine. She's like that.
354
00:27:43,373 --> 00:27:45,166
She's impulsive.
355
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:48,795
She decided to erase you
almost as a lark.
356
00:27:52,715 --> 00:27:54,634
A lark.
357
00:27:54,717 --> 00:27:58,137
Why? Why? Why?
Why did you do that?
358
00:28:01,724 --> 00:28:03,476
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
359
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,479
I'm sorry, Doctor.
He just barged right in here.
360
00:28:06,563 --> 00:28:09,566
Okay. I want it done.
I told him pre-valentine's Day
is our busy time.
361
00:28:09,649 --> 00:28:12,986
- Oh, th-th-that's-- that's okay, Mary.
- But there are people waiting.
362
00:28:13,069 --> 00:28:15,989
Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh--
to come inside.
363
00:28:16,072 --> 00:28:19,617
And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo.
Good-bye, Mrs. Woo.
Yes, of course.
364
00:28:23,788 --> 00:28:26,374
Now, the, uh--
365
00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:29,377
the first thing
we need you to do, Mr. Barish,
366
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:31,379
is to go home...
367
00:28:31,462 --> 00:28:36,885
and collect everything you own
that has some association with Clementine.
368
00:28:36,968 --> 00:28:39,179
Anything.
369
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,893
And we'll use these items to create
a map of Clementine in your brain.
370
00:28:44,976 --> 00:28:47,562
Okay?
371
00:28:47,645 --> 00:28:52,692
So we'll need, uh,
uh, photos, clothing, gifts,
372
00:28:52,775 --> 00:28:57,739
books she may have bought you,
CDs you may have bought together,
373
00:28:57,822 --> 00:29:00,450
Journal entries.
374
00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:02,285
We want to empty your home--
375
00:29:02,368 --> 00:29:06,664
We want to empty your life
of Clementine.
376
00:29:06,789 --> 00:29:11,211
And after the mapping is done,
our technicians will do the erasing
in your home tonight.
377
00:29:11,336 --> 00:29:14,672
That way, when you awake
in the morning,
378
00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:19,177
you'll find yourself in your own bed
as if nothing had happened--
379
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,721
a new life awaiting you.
380
00:29:24,724 --> 00:29:28,228
Wake up, buddy!
381
00:29:32,941 --> 00:29:35,193
No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.
382
00:29:35,276 --> 00:29:38,404
You can't have the procedure done
three times in one month.
383
00:29:39,447 --> 00:29:43,076
Well, it's just not our policy--
How are you today, Mr. Barish?
384
00:29:44,202 --> 00:29:46,830
Hello. I'm right here.
385
00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:51,125
I know it's an emergency,
and we'll do everything we can--
We can fit you in on the first of March.
386
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,629
Maybe you could talk to the doctor,
a-and he--
387
00:29:54,671 --> 00:29:58,967
All right, so let's make an appointment.
What day would you like
to come in this week?
388
00:29:59,008 --> 00:30:02,470
Mr. Barish.
Um, he's really busy
this afternoon.
389
00:30:02,512 --> 00:30:06,474
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
Around 12:15? Can you do that?
390
00:30:07,517 --> 00:30:10,436
February is very busy for us
because of valentine's Day.
391
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,654
This is, uh, Stan Fink,
392
00:30:19,696 --> 00:30:22,323
one of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.
393
00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:26,870
He'll be handling
your case tonight.
394
00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:29,372
Great to meet you,
Mr. Barish.
395
00:30:29,455 --> 00:30:31,374
My name is Joel Barish,
396
00:30:31,457 --> 00:30:36,004
and I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.
397
00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:41,134
very good.
Now, tell me about, uh, Clementine.
398
00:30:41,217 --> 00:30:43,720
Uh, I was...
399
00:30:43,803 --> 00:30:47,599
Iiving with this woman, Naomi,
400
00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:50,226
uh, a couple years ago,
401
00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:55,565
and my friends Rob and Carrie
invited us to this party at the beach--
I don't like parties.
402
00:30:55,607 --> 00:30:58,860
Naomi couldn't go, but I went...
403
00:30:58,902 --> 00:31:02,071
and I, uh, met Clementine.
404
00:31:02,155 --> 00:31:05,158
I'm sorry.
405
00:31:05,241 --> 00:31:08,161
Let's start with
your most recent memories...
406
00:31:08,244 --> 00:31:11,831
and work backwards from there,
more or less.
407
00:31:11,915 --> 00:31:13,833
There's an emotional core...
408
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:15,835
to each of our memories,
409
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:19,672
and when you eradicate that core
it starts its degradation process.
410
00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:22,175
By the time you wake up
in the morning,
411
00:31:22,258 --> 00:31:25,970
all the memories we've targeted
will have withered and disappeared,
412
00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,097
as in a dream upon waking.
413
00:31:28,139 --> 00:31:31,434
Is there any risk
of brain damage?
414
00:31:31,518 --> 00:31:34,521
Well, uh, technically speaking,
415
00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:36,523
the procedure is brain damage,
416
00:31:36,606 --> 00:31:39,442
but it's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.
417
00:31:39,484 --> 00:31:41,444
Nothing you'll miss.
418
00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:45,907
Comfortable?
419
00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:49,619
What we're doing here, Mr. Barish,
is actually creating a map of your brain.
420
00:31:49,661 --> 00:31:51,996
Okay, let's get started.
421
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,834
If we want to get
this procedure under way tonight,
we have some work to do.
422
00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:59,712
I want you to react
to these objects, Mr. Barish,
if you will.
423
00:32:02,382 --> 00:32:04,843
There's a good story
behind this one--
424
00:32:04,884 --> 00:32:07,846
Uh, actually, Mr. Barish,
I'll get a much better
emotional readout...
425
00:32:07,887 --> 00:32:11,808
if you refrain from any sort of
verbal description of the items.
426
00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:13,810
Just try to focus on the memories.
427
00:32:13,893 --> 00:32:16,437
Oh. Sorry. Okay.
428
00:32:18,231 --> 00:32:22,652
Healthy activity up there again.
Healthy readouts. very. good.
429
00:32:22,735 --> 00:32:25,989
- Here's another object.
That's so--
430
00:32:26,072 --> 00:32:28,658
Next item. Okay.
431
00:32:30,243 --> 00:32:32,162
Potato head.
432
00:32:32,245 --> 00:32:35,498
- Next item. Okay.
433
00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:40,420
Just focus on the memories.
Patrick, do me a favor.
434
00:32:40,503 --> 00:32:43,840
Hey, Patrick,
do me a favor, will ya?
Yeah.
435
00:32:43,923 --> 00:32:47,760
Can you check the voltage regulator?
What do we got there?
436
00:32:47,844 --> 00:32:49,762
Uh, voltage looks fine.
Really?
437
00:32:49,846 --> 00:32:53,850
Well, I'm not wiping
as clean as I like here.
I'm--
438
00:32:56,769 --> 00:33:01,900
Well, uh, technically the procedure
is brain damage.
439
00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:06,446
Check the, uh--
Check the connections, please.
440
00:33:08,239 --> 00:33:10,909
Oh, there you are.
I --
441
00:33:16,289 --> 00:33:20,335
Why am I --
I don't understand
what I'm looking at.
442
00:33:20,418 --> 00:33:23,213
Why am I
standing here and--
443
00:33:23,296 --> 00:33:26,132
Oh, my God.
Deja vu.
444
00:33:26,174 --> 00:33:28,301
Deja vu.
This is so--
445
00:33:28,343 --> 00:33:31,304
All right, we should get started.
If we're gonna get the procedure...
446
00:33:31,346 --> 00:33:34,307
underway tonight,
we have some work to do.
447
00:33:34,349 --> 00:33:36,893
I'm in my head already,
aren't I?
448
00:33:36,976 --> 00:33:40,313
I suppose so.
Uh, this is about right.
449
00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:43,358
This is what it--
This is what it would look like.
450
00:33:45,944 --> 00:33:47,862
very good.
451
00:33:47,946 --> 00:33:50,198
We'll dispose of these mementos
when we're done here.
452
00:33:50,281 --> 00:33:53,618
That way you won't be confused later
by their unexplainable presence in your home.
453
00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:55,954
Ah, there we go.
454
00:33:56,037 --> 00:33:57,455
Patrick?
Yeah?
455
00:33:57,539 --> 00:34:00,166
Patrick, can you check--
Patrick?
456
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:03,711
I'm getting some sort of readout
of my own voice.
Patrick? Patrick?
457
00:34:03,795 --> 00:34:07,715
- Why are there so many wires?
- A lot of equipment.
458
00:34:07,757 --> 00:34:11,553
- Does that help?
- Are you sure
you set that thing up properly?
459
00:34:11,636 --> 00:34:13,555
How's that?
How are you today,
Mr. Barish?
460
00:34:13,638 --> 00:34:15,723
There we are,
Mr. Barish.
That's better.
461
00:34:15,807 --> 00:34:19,143
- I don't know if I like this.
- Think I might try this, then.
462
00:34:19,227 --> 00:34:21,104
We're almost done now.
463
00:34:21,187 --> 00:34:24,315
Journal.
That would be invaluable.
464
00:34:24,399 --> 00:34:28,486
"I met someone tonight.
I don't know what to do.
465
00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:31,114
Her name is Clementine,
and she's amazing. "
466
00:34:31,197 --> 00:34:33,741
- Whoa! Jesus!
467
00:34:33,783 --> 00:34:36,744
What? What?
Come on! Careful!
Step back!
468
00:34:36,786 --> 00:34:38,746
Just take it easy.
469
00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:40,623
That's fine.
470
00:34:40,707 --> 00:34:42,542
Let's not roach the guy.
471
00:34:46,004 --> 00:34:48,089
All right, you got that one.
472
00:34:48,131 --> 00:34:51,968
This place is sort of a dump,
don't you think?
It's an apartment, Patrick.
473
00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:54,304
Patrick.
474
00:34:54,345 --> 00:34:58,433
Well, not a dump, then,
but sorta plain. Uninspired.
475
00:34:58,516 --> 00:35:00,977
And there's sort of
a stale smell.
476
00:35:01,019 --> 00:35:05,607
Patrick, can we just please
get through this?
477
00:35:05,648 --> 00:35:09,277
We got a very long night
ahead of us. Come on.
Yeah. Yeah.
478
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,784
This is the last time I saw you.
479
00:35:32,008 --> 00:35:33,927
It's 3:00.
480
00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:38,598
I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
481
00:35:38,681 --> 00:35:40,600
Were you driving drunk?
482
00:35:40,683 --> 00:35:42,936
It's pathetic.
483
00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:45,230
I was a little tipsy.
484
00:35:45,313 --> 00:35:47,232
Don't call me pathetic.
485
00:35:47,315 --> 00:35:49,234
Well, it is pathetic.
486
00:35:49,317 --> 00:35:52,237
It's fucking irresponsible.
Could've killed somebody.
Oh, God.
487
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,240
Maybe you did kill somebody.
Should we turn on the news and see?
Oh, Christ!
488
00:35:55,323 --> 00:35:58,618
Should I check the grill to see
if there's any children or small animals?
I didn't kill anybody!
489
00:35:58,701 --> 00:36:02,580
It's just a fucking dent, Joel.
You're like an old lady or something.
490
00:36:02,622 --> 00:36:05,083
Well, what are you like?
491
00:36:05,124 --> 00:36:07,085
A wino?
A wino?
492
00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:10,088
Jesus, are you from the '50s
or something?
493
00:36:10,129 --> 00:36:12,090
A wino?
494
00:36:12,131 --> 00:36:14,425
Face it,Joely.
495
00:36:14,467 --> 00:36:18,930
You're freaked out because
I was out late without you,
496
00:36:18,972 --> 00:36:21,933
and in your little wormy brain...
497
00:36:21,975 --> 00:36:25,979
you're trying to figure out,
did she fuck someone tonight?
498
00:36:27,605 --> 00:36:29,524
No, see, Clem,
499
00:36:29,607 --> 00:36:32,193
I assume
you fucked someone tonight.
500
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:34,696
Isn't that how you get people
to like you?
501
00:36:44,497 --> 00:36:47,959
I'm sorry.. Okay?
502
00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:50,837
Clem, I didn't mean it.
All right?
503
00:36:56,342 --> 00:36:58,303
Clem?
Your keys.
504
00:36:58,344 --> 00:37:01,306
I was just-- I was just--
I won't need them anymore.
505
00:37:01,347 --> 00:37:04,475
Angry or annoyed or something,
I don't know.
506
00:37:11,191 --> 00:37:13,151
Clem?
507
00:37:15,528 --> 00:37:18,156
Got it.
508
00:37:18,198 --> 00:37:20,158
Mary's coming over tonight.
509
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,868
Yeah?
Yeah.
510
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:23,870
Just thought you'd wanna know.
511
00:37:23,912 --> 00:37:26,956
I like Mary.. I like when she comes to visit.
I just don't think she likes me.
512
00:37:26,998 --> 00:37:29,542
She likes you okay.
513
00:37:29,709 --> 00:37:32,754
Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.
I have a girlfriend now.
514
00:37:32,837 --> 00:37:35,340
Do whatever you want.
Did I tell you I have--
515
00:37:35,423 --> 00:37:37,383
Yeah.
516
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,766
Did I tell you
I have a new girlfriend?
517
00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,768
We gotta focus here,
Patrick.
518
00:37:46,851 --> 00:37:48,770
Yeah, the thing is,
519
00:37:48,853 --> 00:37:51,773
our situation is--
is a little weird.
520
00:37:51,814 --> 00:37:53,816
My girlfriend situation.
521
00:37:54,901 --> 00:37:56,694
I'm sure it is.
522
00:37:56,778 --> 00:37:58,738
You gotta be--
523
00:38:24,806 --> 00:38:26,766
Clem, let me drive you home.
524
00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,935
Get out of my face, faggot!
525
00:38:30,311 --> 00:38:33,898
Look at it out here!
It's all falling apart!
526
00:38:33,982 --> 00:38:36,317
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!
527
00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,361
You did it to me first!
528
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:42,407
I can't believe
you did this to me.
Goddamn it.
529
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:45,410
Clem! Can you hear me?
530
00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:48,079
By morning you'll be gone!
531
00:38:48,163 --> 00:38:51,624
The perfect ending
to this piece-of-shit story!
532
00:38:56,379 --> 00:39:00,466
Is there something wrong
with a girl being attracted to me?
Is that a problem?
533
00:39:00,550 --> 00:39:03,052
No, I think it's... funny.
534
00:39:03,136 --> 00:39:06,222
So, who do you think's better-looking,
me or this guy?
535
00:39:06,306 --> 00:39:08,224
Patrick, let's focus, buddy.
536
00:39:08,308 --> 00:39:10,894
Remember that girl
we did last week?
537
00:39:10,977 --> 00:39:14,105
The one with the... potatoes?
538
00:39:15,815 --> 00:39:19,235
That girl?
That's this guy's girl.
539
00:39:19,319 --> 00:39:21,237
Right.
Yeah.
540
00:39:21,321 --> 00:39:24,240
Was. We took care of that.
541
00:39:24,324 --> 00:39:26,826
Oh, God!
Well, uh...
542
00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:29,746
I kinda fell in love with her
that night.
543
00:39:29,829 --> 00:39:32,749
What? You little fuck--
544
00:39:32,832 --> 00:39:35,835
What?
She was unconscious, man.
545
00:39:35,919 --> 00:39:38,922
Well, she was beautiful, and...
546
00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:42,008
I stole a pair of her panties
as well.
547
00:39:44,928 --> 00:39:46,846
Jesus!
What?
548
00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:48,848
It's not like--
549
00:39:48,932 --> 00:39:51,893
I mean, they were clean and all.
Don't tell me this stuff, man!
I don't wanna hear this shit!
550
00:39:51,976 --> 00:39:54,437
They were clean!
What? D-Don't!Stop!
551
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,940
Okay. Yeah! All right!
We got work to do.
552
00:39:56,981 --> 00:39:58,983
Give me my papers.
553
00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:14,874
There's, um--
554
00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:18,253
There's more.
555
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:22,340
After we did her, I kind of...
556
00:40:22,423 --> 00:40:25,844
went to where she works
and asked her out.
557
00:40:27,554 --> 00:40:29,222
You what?
558
00:40:29,305 --> 00:40:31,933
Jesus.
Jesus, Patrick!
559
00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:35,979
Do you have... any idea...
560
00:40:36,062 --> 00:40:37,856
how unethical--
561
00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:40,859
It's not really that bad.
562
00:40:40,942 --> 00:40:43,695
What? Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?
563
00:40:43,736 --> 00:40:47,031
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties!
564
00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:00,378
There's someone here.
565
00:41:01,421 --> 00:41:03,339
He stole your underwear.
566
00:41:04,424 --> 00:41:07,552
I don't see anyone.
567
00:41:23,109 --> 00:41:26,112
Joel?
568
00:41:26,196 --> 00:41:28,615
Where are my boots?
569
00:41:28,656 --> 00:41:32,118
Why are you showing me poisons?
Can't you understand English?
570
00:41:32,202 --> 00:41:35,205
"Potions," I said.
Potions.
571
00:41:41,169 --> 00:41:43,588
Love potion, please.
572
00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:46,549
I'm fucking crawling
out of my skin!
573
00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:52,180
Should've left you
at the flea market.
574
00:41:53,515 --> 00:41:56,518
First thing to do is--
575
00:41:56,559 --> 00:41:59,562
sift in a cup
of powdered whale heart.
576
00:42:04,818 --> 00:42:06,986
Wanna go?
577
00:42:08,363 --> 00:42:10,281
I want to have a baby.
578
00:42:10,365 --> 00:42:13,243
Let's talk about it later.
579
00:42:13,326 --> 00:42:16,496
No! I want to have a baby.
580
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:20,542
I don't think we're ready.
581
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,669
You're not ready.
582
00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:25,964
Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?
583
00:42:26,047 --> 00:42:28,174
What?
584
00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:32,136
I don't wanna
talk about it here.
585
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,973
I can't hear you.
I can never the fuck understand
what you're saying.
586
00:42:35,056 --> 00:42:37,475
I don't wanna talk about this!
Fucking ventriloquist!
587
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:39,978
We're fucking
gonna talk about it!
I... don't... want... to--
588
00:42:40,061 --> 00:42:42,647
You can't just say something like that
and say you don't wanna talk about it!
589
00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:45,650
I'm sorry, Clem.
I'd make a fucking good mother!
590
00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:50,155
I love children, I'm creative and smart,
and I'd make a fucking great mother!
Oh, God--
591
00:42:50,238 --> 00:42:53,575
It's you, Joel. It's you
who can't commit to anything!
592
00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:57,370
It's going! It's going!
You have no idea how lucky you are
I'm interested in you!
593
00:42:57,453 --> 00:43:00,373
Maybe I should end this
right here,Joel!
594
00:43:00,456 --> 00:43:03,793
Leave you at the flea market
with this stupid costume jewelry!
It's done. This is crap.
595
00:43:03,877 --> 00:43:07,380
Maybe you could find yourself
an antique rocking chair to die in!
All the pain, confusion--
596
00:43:15,305 --> 00:43:17,974
Oh. Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?
597
00:43:18,057 --> 00:43:20,977
Hey, you.
Oh, it's freezing outside.
598
00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:22,896
Find us okay?
Yeah.
599
00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:28,776
Hot!
600
00:43:29,986 --> 00:43:31,905
Poor guy.
601
00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:36,993
Don't you have
anything real to drink?
602
00:43:37,076 --> 00:43:39,996
Uh, we haven't really
checked yet.
603
00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:41,998
Patrick?
Uh, yeah.
604
00:43:42,081 --> 00:43:44,501
Uh, let me do the honors.
605
00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:47,712
Mary hates me.
606
00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:50,465
Never really had much luck
with the ladies.
607
00:43:50,548 --> 00:43:52,467
Maybe if you stop
stealing their panties.
608
00:43:52,550 --> 00:43:55,553
Stan. Stan.
609
00:43:55,637 --> 00:43:57,055
There's more.
No!
610
00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:58,431
Yes.
No!
611
00:43:58,515 --> 00:44:02,393
Hey, hey!
612
00:44:02,477 --> 00:44:05,396
Oh, you didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?
613
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,066
Uh, no, that's okay.
Wait.
614
00:44:08,149 --> 00:44:12,445
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better
even of their blunders."
615
00:44:23,289 --> 00:44:26,751
That's Nietzsche.
Beyond Good and Evil.
616
00:44:26,793 --> 00:44:29,087
I found it in my Bartlett's.
617
00:44:29,128 --> 00:44:31,089
What's your Bartlett's?
618
00:44:31,130 --> 00:44:33,049
It's a quote book, Patrick.
619
00:44:33,091 --> 00:44:35,009
It's a book of quotations.
620
00:44:35,093 --> 00:44:37,554
I think Howard
will be in Bartlett's
one day.
621
00:44:37,637 --> 00:44:39,597
Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.
622
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:42,016
God!
623
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,644
Can you wake him up?
624
00:44:44,727 --> 00:44:46,646
You can't wake him up.
625
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,241
You don't tell me things, Joel.
626
00:44:59,784 --> 00:45:01,703
I'm an open book.
627
00:45:02,954 --> 00:45:04,873
I tell you everything.
628
00:45:04,956 --> 00:45:08,168
Every damn embarrassing thing.
629
00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:12,881
You don't trust me.
630
00:45:12,964 --> 00:45:16,467
Constantly talking
isn't necessarily communicating.
631
00:45:18,928 --> 00:45:20,930
I don't do that.
632
00:45:23,391 --> 00:45:25,393
I want to know you.
633
00:45:28,563 --> 00:45:31,608
I don't constantly talk.
Jesus!
634
00:45:33,485 --> 00:45:35,653
People have to
share things,Joel.
635
00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:39,824
That's what intimacy is.
636
00:45:39,866 --> 00:45:42,827
I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.
637
00:45:42,869 --> 00:45:44,871
I'm sorry.
638
00:45:44,871 --> 00:45:47,874
It just-- really just
isn't that interesting.
639
00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:52,003
I wanna read some of those journals
you're constantly scribbling in.
640
00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:55,256
What do you write in there
if you don't have any thoughts
or passions or...
641
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,342
Iove?
642
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:09,229
November 19, 2003.
643
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:11,940
Dinner at Kang's again.
644
00:46:14,359 --> 00:46:17,278
Are we like those poor couples...
645
00:46:17,362 --> 00:46:20,073
you feel sorry for in restaurants?
646
00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:22,534
Are we the dining dead?
647
00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:27,288
I can't stand the idea of us being
a couple people think that about.
648
00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:33,711
I like that.
649
00:46:35,046 --> 00:46:36,965
How's the chicken?
650
00:46:37,048 --> 00:46:39,050
Good.
651
00:46:40,468 --> 00:46:43,429
More?
No. No. Thank you.
652
00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:48,893
She's gonna be drunk
and stupid now.
653
00:46:48,977 --> 00:46:51,396
Hey, would you
do me a favor...
654
00:46:51,479 --> 00:46:54,440
and clean the goddamn hair off the soap
when you're done in the shower?
655
00:46:54,482 --> 00:46:56,442
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
It's really...
656
00:46:56,526 --> 00:46:58,611
- Gross.
- gross.
657
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,408
- It's just--
- Repulsive.
658
00:47:03,491 --> 00:47:05,160
It's repulsive.
659
00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:13,585
Patrick, can we get through this?
660
00:47:13,668 --> 00:47:15,420
Patrick.
661
00:47:15,503 --> 00:47:17,422
Hey, Tangerine.
662
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:20,633
Oh, Patrick, it's you.
663
00:47:20,717 --> 00:47:22,969
I'm so miserable right now.
664
00:47:23,052 --> 00:47:25,430
Why? What's wrong?
I don't know.
665
00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:27,432
Excuse me?
I'm so confused!
666
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:29,434
Can I help you
find something, sir?
667
00:47:29,517 --> 00:47:32,520
Confused? What are you confused about?
Everything's fine.
668
00:47:33,521 --> 00:47:35,440
Baby, come here.
669
00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,525
Scared of what?
670
00:47:41,571 --> 00:47:44,616
Do you love me?
Of course I do.
671
00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:46,618
Where's the self-help section?
672
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:49,162
Do you think I'm ugly?
673
00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:51,664
No! You're beautiful!
674
00:47:51,748 --> 00:47:54,000
Maybe I should come over.
No, no.
675
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,003
I don't know.
I-I'm a mess, Patrick.
676
00:47:57,086 --> 00:47:59,756
Well, just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.
677
00:47:59,839 --> 00:48:01,716
Okay.
678
00:48:01,758 --> 00:48:04,969
Stan, can I leave for a while?
My girlfriend's really upset.
679
00:48:05,053 --> 00:48:07,263
We're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's--
680
00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,265
Let him go, Stan!
681
00:48:09,307 --> 00:48:12,268
Let him go. I'll help.
682
00:48:12,310 --> 00:48:14,270
See?
How hard can it be?
683
00:48:14,312 --> 00:48:18,024
- She hates me.
She wants me to go.
- Go.
684
00:48:18,107 --> 00:48:20,985
All right.
I'll be right over, Tangerine.
685
00:48:21,069 --> 00:48:22,779
You like?
686
00:48:22,821 --> 00:48:25,907
Oh, man!
687
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:27,951
I matched my sweatshirt exactly.
688
00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:29,953
I like it.
You do?
689
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,247
You look like a tangerine.
690
00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:35,792
"Clemen-teen" the tangerine.
Juicy!
691
00:48:35,834 --> 00:48:38,336
And seedless.
I like that.
692
00:48:39,796 --> 00:48:42,215
I like tangerines!
693
00:48:42,298 --> 00:48:44,467
Can you see me doing ducks?
694
00:48:44,509 --> 00:48:47,428
Tangerine.
Joel. Ducks.
Quack-quack.
695
00:48:47,512 --> 00:48:50,431
How does he know
to call you that?
How did who know?
696
00:48:50,515 --> 00:48:53,268
Oh, my God. Clem?
This is pretty cool.
697
00:48:53,351 --> 00:48:55,270
That's what
they called themselves.
698
00:48:55,353 --> 00:48:57,772
The Clash--
the only band that mattered.
699
00:48:57,856 --> 00:48:59,774
They called themselves that
for a reason.
700
00:48:59,858 --> 00:49:03,194
It's amazing, isn't it?
Like social justice--
Yeah, it's totally incredible.
701
00:49:03,278 --> 00:49:05,822
What Howard
gives to the world.
702
00:49:06,823 --> 00:49:08,908
Yeah.
703
00:49:08,992 --> 00:49:11,411
To let people begin again.
704
00:49:13,496 --> 00:49:15,415
It's beautiful.
705
00:49:15,498 --> 00:49:20,420
You look at a baby,
and it's so pure and so free
and so clean.
706
00:49:20,503 --> 00:49:23,923
And adults are, like,
this mess of sadness...
707
00:49:24,007 --> 00:49:26,801
and... phobias.
708
00:49:26,885 --> 00:49:29,929
Howard just makes it all go away.
709
00:49:39,814 --> 00:49:41,816
Oh, my God.
710
00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:46,529
Baby, what's going on?
I don't know.
I don't know!
711
00:49:46,613 --> 00:49:48,990
I'm lost, I'm scared,
712
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:50,992
I feel like I'm disappearing.
713
00:49:51,075 --> 00:49:53,995
Disappearing?
My skin's coming off!.
I'm getting old!
714
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:56,998
Nothing makes any sense to me!
You're not getting old.
715
00:49:57,081 --> 00:50:00,293
Nothing makes any sense.
Nothing makes any sense.
Ohh, Tangerine.
716
00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,670
Nothing makes any sense.
717
00:50:02,754 --> 00:50:06,382
Nothing makes any sense, Patrick.
It's okay. It's okay.
718
00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:10,470
Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah?
You wanna go out to Montauk with me?
719
00:50:10,553 --> 00:50:12,472
Montauk?
Yeah.
720
00:50:12,555 --> 00:50:16,267
No! Come up to Boston with me.
Sure. Yeah.
We can go next weekend.
721
00:50:16,351 --> 00:50:19,562
No, no. Now. Now.
Yeah. I have to go now.
722
00:50:19,646 --> 00:50:22,065
I have to see
the frozen Charles now.
723
00:50:25,652 --> 00:50:28,071
Hi, it'sJoel.
724
00:50:28,154 --> 00:50:33,326
Um, leave a message after the beep
and I'll get back to you.
725
00:50:35,411 --> 00:50:37,872
Pick up! Pick up, man!
726
00:50:37,914 --> 00:50:40,708
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
727
00:50:42,794 --> 00:50:45,213
Hello? Yeah, what's up?
728
00:50:45,296 --> 00:50:48,383
I got into a little situation
with the old lady.
729
00:50:48,466 --> 00:50:51,219
Can you handle things tonight alone?
I'm really sorry, man.
730
00:50:51,302 --> 00:50:54,222
Don't worry about it.
I got it under control, man.
731
00:50:54,305 --> 00:50:57,851
He's pretty much on autopilot
right now anyway.
Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.
732
00:50:57,934 --> 00:51:00,687
Dude, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
733
00:51:02,564 --> 00:51:04,524
Charles.
734
00:51:06,693 --> 00:51:08,695
Come on, Charles.
735
00:51:13,283 --> 00:51:17,620
"Look! You and me on the Charles River.
I could die right now, Clem.
736
00:51:17,704 --> 00:51:21,916
I'm just happy.
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where I want--"
737
00:51:23,877 --> 00:51:26,546
I'm so excited. Yea.
I'm excited too!
738
00:51:26,629 --> 00:51:30,466
Cool.
Oh, uh, I, uh--
739
00:51:30,550 --> 00:51:33,428
I got you this...
740
00:51:33,469 --> 00:51:36,556
What?
thing, um--
741
00:51:36,639 --> 00:51:38,558
Happy early valentine's Day.
742
00:51:42,061 --> 00:51:44,105
Wow. What is it?
743
00:51:44,147 --> 00:51:46,649
Uh, I don't know.
Open it up.
744
00:51:54,199 --> 00:51:56,159
It-- It's gorgeous!
745
00:51:56,201 --> 00:51:59,162
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.
746
00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:03,583
I've never gone out with a guy
who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.
747
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,627
Thank you.
748
00:52:12,675 --> 00:52:14,594
Let's go.
Okay.
749
00:52:15,011 --> 00:52:17,931
Joely?
Yeah, Tangerine?
750
00:52:19,557 --> 00:52:22,101
Am I ugly?
751
00:52:22,185 --> 00:52:25,605
When I was a kid,
I thought I was.
752
00:52:25,688 --> 00:52:29,776
Can't believe I'm crying already.
753
00:52:29,859 --> 00:52:35,698
Sometimes I think people
don't understand how lonely it is
to be a kid.
754
00:52:35,740 --> 00:52:38,785
Like you don't matter.
755
00:52:38,868 --> 00:52:42,205
So, I'm eight...
756
00:52:42,247 --> 00:52:44,541
and I have these toys,
757
00:52:44,582 --> 00:52:46,543
these dolls.
758
00:52:46,584 --> 00:52:51,339
My favorite is this ugly girl doll
who I call Clementine.
759
00:52:51,422 --> 00:52:53,341
And I keep yelling at her:
760
00:52:53,424 --> 00:52:57,762
"You can't be ugly! Be pretty!"
761
00:52:57,804 --> 00:52:59,848
It's weird.
762
00:52:59,931 --> 00:53:02,934
Like if I can transform her,
763
00:53:03,017 --> 00:53:05,645
I would magically change too.
764
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,318
You're pretty.
765
00:53:12,402 --> 00:53:15,572
Joely, don't ever leave me.
766
00:53:15,613 --> 00:53:19,659
Pretty. Pretty.
Pretty. Pretty.
767
00:53:19,742 --> 00:53:23,663
Mierzwiak, please
let me keep this memory..
768
00:53:23,746 --> 00:53:25,665
Just this one.
769
00:53:25,748 --> 00:53:28,668
I don't wanna hold your hand.
Come on.
770
00:53:30,503 --> 00:53:32,463
Stop it!
771
00:53:35,884 --> 00:53:38,553
I could die right now, Clem.
772
00:53:39,804 --> 00:53:41,764
I'm just...
773
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,768
happy.
774
00:53:47,687 --> 00:53:50,315
I've never felt that before.
775
00:53:53,485 --> 00:53:55,487
I'm just exactly...
776
00:53:57,697 --> 00:53:59,699
where I wanna be.
777
00:54:00,783 --> 00:54:02,785
Clem?
778
00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:11,503
I wanna call it off.
779
00:54:11,628 --> 00:54:13,588
I'll give you a sign.
780
00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:19,928
I wanna call it off!.
781
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:25,141
Can you hear me?
I don't want this any more!
782
00:54:25,183 --> 00:54:27,560
I wanna call it off!.
783
00:54:27,393 --> 00:54:31,189
When you ain't got nothing to do
784
00:54:31,272 --> 00:54:33,274
I think I'll marry you
785
00:54:33,358 --> 00:54:37,111
Is anybody there?
786
00:54:43,535 --> 00:54:45,995
Clementine?
Joel?
787
00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:48,331
Clement--
Joely?
788
00:54:48,414 --> 00:54:50,500
Clem!
Joel?
789
00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:53,378
Clem!
790
00:54:53,419 --> 00:54:55,672
What?
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
791
00:54:55,755 --> 00:54:58,174
What? Where?
I have an idea
of how to stop this.
792
00:54:58,258 --> 00:55:00,552
Stop what?
793
00:55:00,635 --> 00:55:02,595
Joely.
Come on, Clem.
794
00:55:02,637 --> 00:55:05,932
Smell my armpit!
Smell my armpit!
No!
795
00:55:06,015 --> 00:55:08,560
Don't tickle me!
Don't make me smell you.
Smell my pits!
796
00:55:08,643 --> 00:55:10,603
No.
Good.
797
00:55:10,645 --> 00:55:13,022
Concentrate, Clem.
798
00:55:13,106 --> 00:55:15,567
We gotta get back
to the office.
799
00:55:15,650 --> 00:55:18,194
There was a tape recorder.
No, not the picture.
800
00:55:18,278 --> 00:55:20,280
Not the picture.
801
00:55:20,363 --> 00:55:23,408
Where is it? Back here.
Come on!
802
00:55:23,491 --> 00:55:26,161
Oh, look at me.
Hey, I look good there.
803
00:55:26,244 --> 00:55:29,914
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
804
00:55:29,998 --> 00:55:31,958
so I can't show you evidence.
805
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,420
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh--
Miss Kruczynski...
806
00:55:35,461 --> 00:55:39,340
was not happy
and she wanted to move on.
807
00:55:39,424 --> 00:55:43,928
Good. Now, tell me about Clementine.
Just tell me everything you remember.
808
00:55:44,012 --> 00:55:46,890
That's what he said. Then--
What did we see that day?
809
00:55:46,973 --> 00:55:48,892
No, wait.
Oh, look! Hey!
810
00:55:48,975 --> 00:55:51,436
Shit!
We're going to see
my grandma.
811
00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:54,230
Joel, why-- No, I don't want to--
Joel, please!
We're not going on a train.
812
00:55:54,314 --> 00:55:57,066
Don't make me run anymore.
Come on!
813
00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:59,486
Mierzwiak!
814
00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:02,489
Do we always have to run?
Mierzwiak!
815
00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:13,833
Please.
816
00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:17,253
So, why don't we begin
by you telling me...
817
00:56:17,337 --> 00:56:19,422
everything you can remember.
818
00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:21,966
Mierzwiak! Wake me up!
819
00:56:22,050 --> 00:56:25,094
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.
820
00:56:25,178 --> 00:56:28,139
I thought you understood
what was going on here.
821
00:56:28,223 --> 00:56:31,392
I don't know.
You're erasing her from me.
822
00:56:31,476 --> 00:56:34,395
You're erasing me from her--
823
00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:38,900
I don't know.
824
00:56:38,942 --> 00:56:42,612
You've got this thing.
I'm in my bed. I know it.
825
00:56:42,695 --> 00:56:44,614
I'm in my brain.
826
00:56:44,697 --> 00:56:47,575
I'm part of your imagination too, Joel.
827
00:56:47,659 --> 00:56:50,286
How can I help you
from there?
828
00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:53,873
Uh, I'm inside your head too.
I'm you.
829
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:57,544
Sorry.
830
00:56:57,627 --> 00:56:59,712
Look. Who's that?
831
00:56:59,754 --> 00:57:01,840
Oh, he-he works for us.
832
00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:06,553
That's, uh, Pa-a-a-a-atrick,
833
00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:09,222
baby boy.
834
00:57:09,305 --> 00:57:11,808
He's stealing my identity.
835
00:57:11,891 --> 00:57:14,269
He stole my stuff.
836
00:57:14,352 --> 00:57:18,064
He's, uh, seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.
837
00:57:18,106 --> 00:57:21,317
He stole her underwear.
Oh,Jesus Christ!
838
00:57:21,401 --> 00:57:23,319
He stole her underwear.
839
00:57:23,403 --> 00:57:26,781
I could die right now, Clem.
840
00:57:26,865 --> 00:57:29,325
I'm just happy.
841
00:57:29,409 --> 00:57:33,997
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where
I want to be.
842
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:37,542
I want to go home.
843
00:57:38,626 --> 00:57:40,587
Hey. What?
844
00:57:43,006 --> 00:57:46,634
Clem!
845
00:57:46,718 --> 00:57:48,720
Wait. Clem!
846
00:57:49,804 --> 00:57:51,973
Clem?
847
00:57:52,056 --> 00:57:54,517
They're erasing you.
848
00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:56,519
I'm here!
849
00:57:56,603 --> 00:57:59,272
Clem, focus.
I hired them, okay?
850
00:57:59,355 --> 00:58:01,274
I'm so stupid.
851
00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:04,360
Sweetie, calm down.
Enjoy the scenery.
852
00:58:04,444 --> 00:58:07,780
I need it to stop before I wake up
and I don't know you anymore.
853
00:58:09,407 --> 00:58:13,661
Okay, well, you know,
just tell them to cancel it then.
854
00:58:13,703 --> 00:58:16,956
What the hell are you talking about?
I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep.
855
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,791
Wake yourself up!
856
00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:21,628
Okay. You want me to wake up?
Okay. Great. All right.
857
00:58:21,711 --> 00:58:24,589
Okay, here we go.
This make you happy if l try?
Yeah.
858
00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:27,675
I'll try really hard. Here we go.
That was a great idea.
859
00:58:27,759 --> 00:58:29,886
Yeah. Okay.
860
00:58:29,969 --> 00:58:33,181
Boy, that's working
like gangbusters.
861
00:58:33,264 --> 00:58:35,808
Don't! That tickles me!
Oh, my goodness.
862
00:58:35,892 --> 00:58:38,311
Oh, my God. What is that?
Jesus Christ! What the--
863
00:58:38,394 --> 00:58:40,313
It's a birthmark!
864
00:58:43,608 --> 00:58:46,861
I t did work, for a second,
865
00:58:46,945 --> 00:58:49,489
but I couldn't--
I couldn't move.
See?
866
00:58:49,572 --> 00:58:54,202
Oh, well, isn't that just another one
of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies?
867
00:58:54,285 --> 00:58:56,621
It's more important
to prove me wrong
than to actually--
868
00:58:56,704 --> 00:58:59,874
Look, I don't want to
discuss this right now, okay?
869
00:58:59,916 --> 00:59:03,253
Fine.
870
00:59:03,336 --> 00:59:06,339
Then what? I'm listening.
871
00:59:06,422 --> 00:59:09,092
I don't know.
You erased me.
872
00:59:09,175 --> 00:59:11,845
That's why I'm here.
That's why I'm doing this
in the first place.
873
00:59:11,928 --> 00:59:13,847
I'm sorry.
You-- You!
874
00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:16,349
You know me. I'm impulsive.
875
00:59:19,644 --> 00:59:21,729
That's what I love
about you.
876
00:59:25,525 --> 00:59:27,068
Joel?
877
00:59:27,152 --> 00:59:30,113
I have another idea
for this problem.
878
00:59:30,155 --> 00:59:32,448
This is a memory of me,
879
00:59:32,490 --> 00:59:37,203
the way you wanted
to have sex on the couch after you
looked down at my crotch.
880
00:59:37,287 --> 00:59:40,206
What?
Joel, the eraser guys
are coming here,
881
00:59:40,290 --> 00:59:43,251
so what if you take me
somewhere else,
882
00:59:43,334 --> 00:59:45,503
somewhere
where I don't belong,
883
00:59:45,587 --> 00:59:48,131
and we hide there
till morning?
884
00:59:52,552 --> 00:59:55,972
Oh, man. I can't remember
anything without you.
885
00:59:56,014 --> 00:59:59,184
Tsk, that's very sweet,
but try, okay?
886
00:59:59,267 --> 01:00:01,186
Okay.
887
01:00:01,269 --> 01:00:06,566
Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
888
01:00:06,649 --> 01:00:08,860
Merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily
889
01:00:08,943 --> 01:00:12,572
Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
890
01:00:12,655 --> 01:00:15,575
Row, row, row your boat
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
891
01:00:15,658 --> 01:00:19,329
Life is but a dream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
892
01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:22,165
Merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily
893
01:00:22,248 --> 01:00:25,502
Life is but a dream
Row, row, row your boat
894
01:00:25,543 --> 01:00:27,629
It's working!
Row, row, row your boat
895
01:00:27,712 --> 01:00:31,257
Gently down the stream
I'm a genius!
896
01:00:51,736 --> 01:00:53,696
Joel?
897
01:00:53,738 --> 01:00:55,949
Joel?
898
01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,869
Where'd you go?
899
01:00:59,911 --> 01:01:01,746
I'm supposed to come too!
900
01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:05,333
Listen, I'm just gonna
go get a salad bowl. Can you stir the soup
and keep an eye on Joel?
901
01:01:05,416 --> 01:01:07,335
Sure.
He just likes to be near me.
902
01:01:07,418 --> 01:01:09,379
Absolutely!
Clem?
903
01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:13,591
It worked.
My God, look at this!
904
01:01:13,675 --> 01:01:17,846
It worked! Look!
Look at this dress, man!
905
01:01:17,929 --> 01:01:22,475
Oh, my God! Look at it!
I wish I could take it with me.
906
01:01:22,559 --> 01:01:24,936
Who am I?
907
01:01:25,019 --> 01:01:26,938
Mrs. Hamlyn.
Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.
908
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:29,566
I must be about four.
Oh, my gosh.
909
01:01:29,649 --> 01:01:32,944
Found the salad bowl,
so I'm serving salad and string beans.
910
01:01:32,986 --> 01:01:35,488
Is he okay under there?
Peanut, are you all right?
911
01:01:35,572 --> 01:01:39,284
God, honestly, I feel like
I could clean up all day.
912
01:01:39,325 --> 01:01:42,412
Listen, would you hate me if l asked you
to clean some string beans?
No, not at all.
913
01:01:42,495 --> 01:01:44,998
Oh, my God.
I love this kitchen.
914
01:01:45,081 --> 01:01:48,084
Thank you so much.
She's not looking at me.
915
01:01:48,168 --> 01:01:51,296
She's busy.
She's not looking at me.
916
01:01:51,337 --> 01:01:54,674
No one ever looks at me.
I want my mommy.
917
01:01:54,757 --> 01:01:57,760
Oh, baby Joel.
Hey, Joely! Joely!
918
01:01:57,844 --> 01:02:00,346
Is every little peanut
under there okay?
He's fine.
919
01:02:00,430 --> 01:02:02,765
Do you have something to drink?
920
01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:05,477
Would you drink
a cocktail at this hour?
I mean, I know it's not 5:00.
921
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,062
I would die for a vodka.
Oh, hang on.
Let me check if I have that.
922
01:02:08,146 --> 01:02:10,857
Okay! I'm just
gonna wait right here.
Joel! Hey, no, sweetie.
923
01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:12,859
Uh, Joely.
924
01:02:12,942 --> 01:02:16,571
Your mother wants me to mind you.
Get back under the table.
Ice cream.
925
01:02:16,654 --> 01:02:21,034
Ice cream.
No, not until after, you know,
you've had your dinner.
926
01:02:21,075 --> 01:02:23,119
Come on,Joel!
927
01:02:23,244 --> 01:02:25,121
Joel, grow up!
928
01:02:25,246 --> 01:02:27,540
Don't leave me, Clem.
Oh, my God, Clem.
929
01:02:27,665 --> 01:02:30,084
This is sort of warped.
I'm scared.
930
01:02:30,084 --> 01:02:33,421
I want my mommy!
Don't cry, baby Joel.
931
01:02:33,505 --> 01:02:37,800
Baby Joel, it's okay.
Joel. Joely. Joel!
932
01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:40,678
Stop it! Look, I think it's working.
Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look!
933
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,556
Hey, honey, look.
934
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,642
Wait there.
935
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:51,731
My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.
936
01:02:51,815 --> 01:02:53,733
Yuck.
937
01:02:56,402 --> 01:02:59,906
It stopped.
938
01:02:59,989 --> 01:03:03,743
What?
It stopped erasing.
939
01:03:03,785 --> 01:03:06,246
Oh, shit.
940
01:03:06,287 --> 01:03:08,289
This is terrible.
941
01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:12,126
He's off the map.
He's off the map.
942
01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:15,755
Where?
I don't know where!
What do you mean? I don't know where!
943
01:03:15,839 --> 01:03:19,926
This is bad.
This is very, very bad news.
Where are my glasses?
944
01:03:20,009 --> 01:03:22,595
Okay. Crap.
945
01:03:22,637 --> 01:03:25,431
Okay. What do we do?
What do I do?
946
01:03:25,473 --> 01:03:28,059
What shall we do?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
947
01:03:28,143 --> 01:03:30,353
- What shall we do?
- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
948
01:03:30,436 --> 01:03:33,064
- I just said that I don't know what to do.
- I'm sorry. What do we do?
949
01:03:33,148 --> 01:03:36,734
I don't know.
Now, look, you're freaking me out.
Mellow out.
950
01:03:36,818 --> 01:03:40,655
Well, you have to do something.
He could wake up all half-baked.
951
01:03:40,697 --> 01:03:43,741
Quiet. You're freaking me out.
952
01:03:43,825 --> 01:03:46,786
All gooey and-- and half-baked.
Hmm, that sounds so good.
953
01:03:46,870 --> 01:03:48,830
Oh, shit!
I'm hungry.
954
01:03:48,872 --> 01:03:50,832
Oh, shit.
Oh! Oh!
955
01:03:50,874 --> 01:03:53,334
What? Oh! What, what?
What?
956
01:03:53,418 --> 01:03:56,337
- We should call Howard.
- No way. No, sir, man.
957
01:03:56,421 --> 01:03:58,590
This is my--
I can handle this.
958
01:03:58,673 --> 01:04:00,967
I can't call Howard.
He's an unbaked cookie.
959
01:04:01,009 --> 01:04:03,720
He's-- There's no time
to fuck around.
960
01:04:03,803 --> 01:04:06,306
I got this under control.
What are you talking about?
961
01:04:06,347 --> 01:04:09,225
Stop fucking around!
Okay, I'll call Howard.
962
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:20,361
Hello.
Hello, Howard?
Hey, it's Stan.
963
01:04:20,403 --> 01:04:24,240
Um, I'm working on this guy
down here, and we seem to have
lost him for a moment,
964
01:04:24,324 --> 01:04:27,076
and, uh, I can't--
I can't bring him back up.
965
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,580
Okay, uh, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.
966
01:04:30,663 --> 01:04:34,042
Well, I wasn't sure, really,
'cause I was away from the monitor
for a minute...
967
01:04:34,125 --> 01:04:36,836
and I had it on autopilot
because I had to, uh--
968
01:04:36,878 --> 01:04:38,838
I had to pee.
969
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,592
Where's Patrick?
Patrick? Patrick had to
go home sick.
970
01:04:42,675 --> 01:04:44,594
Ah, geez.
971
01:04:44,677 --> 01:04:47,430
Okay, what's the address?
I know. I'm so sorry.
972
01:04:47,514 --> 01:04:51,226
That's okay. Come on.
I'm at 159 South village.
973
01:04:51,267 --> 01:04:54,437
Yeah.
Apartment 1E.
Rockville Center.
974
01:04:54,521 --> 01:04:57,190
Mary?
He's coming right now.
Yeah?
975
01:04:57,273 --> 01:04:59,192
I'm staying.
976
01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:01,611
- Get your stuff, Mary.
- I'm staying.
977
01:05:01,694 --> 01:05:04,197
I think you should go.
Hell, no.
978
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,867
Mary-- Shit.
979
01:05:07,951 --> 01:05:11,913
I am so stoned.
Please, Mary.
980
01:05:11,996 --> 01:05:14,374
You have to go.
Stop being stoned, Mary.
981
01:05:14,457 --> 01:05:17,252
I don't want him
to see me stoned.
982
01:05:17,293 --> 01:05:21,464
Mary, you have no idea how much trouble
we're gonna get into if Howard comes--
I look like shit!
983
01:05:21,548 --> 01:05:24,759
Joely, stop it! Joel!
Look! Hey, Joel!
984
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,642
Joel!
I want her to pick me up.
985
01:05:32,725 --> 01:05:36,271
It's weird how strong
that desire is.
Joel, look at me! Look.
986
01:05:36,312 --> 01:05:38,648
You'll remember me
in the morning,
987
01:05:38,731 --> 01:05:41,901
and you'll come to me,
and you'll tell me about us,
and we'll start over.
988
01:05:41,985 --> 01:05:44,320
Pat? I just-- Pat?
989
01:05:44,404 --> 01:05:46,573
I thought we could have
a little cocktail.
990
01:05:46,656 --> 01:05:49,117
That Patrick guy--
he's copying me.
991
01:05:49,159 --> 01:05:51,161
What Patrick guy?
992
01:05:51,244 --> 01:05:52,996
That guy!
What?
993
01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:54,956
He's here in my apartment.
994
01:05:54,998 --> 01:05:56,958
He's one of those eraser guys.
995
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,337
He fell for you when they were doing you,
and now he's introduced himself
like he doesn't even know you,
996
01:06:01,421 --> 01:06:03,756
and you guys are dating.
997
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,051
Really? Is he cute?
998
01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:11,848
Clem,
there's nothing wrong with you.
999
01:06:11,931 --> 01:06:14,517
You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.
1000
01:06:14,601 --> 01:06:17,520
You-- You're kind,
1001
01:06:17,604 --> 01:06:19,856
beautiful...
1002
01:06:19,898 --> 01:06:22,150
and smart and funny...
1003
01:06:22,233 --> 01:06:24,444
and... nice.
1004
01:06:24,527 --> 01:06:26,738
What?
1005
01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:30,408
Okay. All right.
1006
01:06:31,951 --> 01:06:34,245
Okay. Oh!
1007
01:06:34,329 --> 01:06:36,623
Move, move, move!
Come on. Let's go.
Careful, careful.
1008
01:06:36,706 --> 01:06:38,500
Fine.
1009
01:06:38,583 --> 01:06:41,961
Oh, my God. I'm still stoned.
1010
01:06:42,045 --> 01:06:44,422
Those eyedrops you gave me
didn't do shit.
1011
01:06:49,177 --> 01:06:51,095
Be cool. Cool.
1012
01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:57,977
Hello, Mary.
What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Howard.
1013
01:06:58,061 --> 01:06:59,979
She was just here to help out.
1014
01:07:00,063 --> 01:07:03,233
I wanted to understand as much
as I could about the procedure
as possible.
1015
01:07:03,274 --> 01:07:06,986
I think it's important for my job
to understand the inner workings...
1016
01:07:07,070 --> 01:07:09,239
of the work that we do.
1017
01:07:09,322 --> 01:07:12,033
Well, not that I do,
but the work that is done...
1018
01:07:12,116 --> 01:07:15,787
by people... where I also work,
the work of my colleagues.
1019
01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:18,915
All right, well,
let's see if we can, uh,
1020
01:07:18,957 --> 01:07:21,543
get to the bottom of this,
shall we?
1021
01:07:21,626 --> 01:07:23,586
Uh, yeah. Um--
1022
01:07:26,339 --> 01:07:28,800
Well, that's odd.
I already tried that.
1023
01:07:28,883 --> 01:07:32,637
Did you try going
through the C-gate?
Yeah, of course.
1024
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:34,514
I mean... yes.
1025
01:07:34,597 --> 01:07:36,808
Yeah.
1026
01:07:39,018 --> 01:07:40,979
All right.
1027
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,440
You want to get linked up?
Yeah.
1028
01:07:44,482 --> 01:07:46,818
All right.
1029
01:07:46,860 --> 01:07:49,487
I already-- I ran
the utility programs,
1030
01:07:49,571 --> 01:07:51,573
and I had nothing there,
1031
01:07:51,656 --> 01:07:54,617
so I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.
1032
01:07:54,701 --> 01:07:56,703
Here, Howard.
Okay.
1033
01:07:56,786 --> 01:07:59,164
I got you a chair.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
1034
01:07:59,247 --> 01:08:01,791
You're welcome.
1035
01:08:01,875 --> 01:08:05,503
All right, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go through
the entire memory,
1036
01:08:05,545 --> 01:08:07,547
see if something comes up.
1037
01:08:07,630 --> 01:08:11,009
Oh, my darling
Oh, my darling
1038
01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:14,220
Oh, my darling Clementine
1039
01:08:14,304 --> 01:08:16,806
You were lost
and gone forever
I love being bathed in the sink.
1040
01:08:16,890 --> 01:08:19,350
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
Such a feeling of security.
1041
01:08:19,434 --> 01:08:22,687
I've never seen you happier,
baby Joel.
1042
01:08:22,729 --> 01:08:24,689
There it is.
1043
01:08:24,731 --> 01:08:29,068
I don't understand
why it's off the map like that.
1044
01:08:29,152 --> 01:08:31,196
What the heck
was he doing there?
1045
01:08:40,788 --> 01:08:42,790
His eyes are open.
1046
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:48,254
- Has this happened before with him?
- No.
1047
01:08:48,338 --> 01:08:51,883
Oh, this is--
this is not good. No.
1048
01:08:51,966 --> 01:08:54,219
I'm gonna have to--
1049
01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:56,221
I'm gonna have to give him this.
1050
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:23,248
Can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1051
01:09:23,331 --> 01:09:26,501
Okay, we're back in.
1052
01:09:26,584 --> 01:09:30,797
Wow. That was beautiful
to watch, Howard.
1053
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:34,926
Like a surgeon
or a concert pianist
or something.
1054
01:09:34,968 --> 01:09:36,928
Thank you, Mary.
1055
01:09:37,011 --> 01:09:41,099
Um, Howard,
you should get some sleep.
I-I think I'll be fine now.
1056
01:09:41,182 --> 01:09:45,728
Why can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1057
01:09:45,812 --> 01:09:47,772
Lucky me.
1058
01:09:47,856 --> 01:09:52,277
Lay one on me.
1059
01:09:53,403 --> 01:09:55,530
Don't call me Antoine.
1060
01:09:55,613 --> 01:09:57,991
My name is Wally.
Yes, I know,
1061
01:09:58,074 --> 01:10:00,660
but how can a woman love a man
with a name like Wally?
1062
01:10:00,702 --> 01:10:03,121
Oh! Oh! What was that?
1063
01:10:03,204 --> 01:10:05,874
Hey.
My God, there's people
coming out of your butt.
1064
01:10:05,957 --> 01:10:08,459
There is?
1065
01:10:09,586 --> 01:10:12,046
- Got it.
- Tangerine!
1066
01:10:12,130 --> 01:10:15,175
What, Joel-- What are you doing?
We gotta go.
1067
01:10:15,216 --> 01:10:17,886
Go on. Please, please, go.
Please go!
1068
01:10:20,763 --> 01:10:22,640
You can run,
but you can't hide.
1069
01:10:22,724 --> 01:10:24,517
Clem, come on!
1070
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,479
There I am.
1071
01:10:27,562 --> 01:10:29,481
That truck.
1072
01:10:29,564 --> 01:10:32,442
Doc? Please.
1073
01:10:32,525 --> 01:10:36,654
All right, let's begin
by you telling me...
1074
01:10:36,738 --> 01:10:39,491
everything you remember--
1075
01:10:39,574 --> 01:10:43,453
That's strange.
He's in a memory
that we've already erased.
1076
01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:47,582
Oh, well, at least
we know where he is.
He's back on track, right?
1077
01:10:47,707 --> 01:10:49,584
Come on, Clem.
1078
01:10:49,709 --> 01:10:52,712
He seems to have developed some sort
of resistance to the procedure.
1079
01:10:52,754 --> 01:10:55,381
I don't want to run anymore.
Shit.
1080
01:10:57,425 --> 01:11:00,970
Come on, come on.
Hide me somewhere deeper,
somewhere really buried.
1081
01:11:01,054 --> 01:11:03,765
Where?
Hide me in your humiliation.
1082
01:11:04,933 --> 01:11:07,560
Humiliation.
Come on,you big baby!
1083
01:11:07,602 --> 01:11:09,562
I'm sorry, okay?
1084
01:11:13,107 --> 01:11:15,944
Let me drive you home.
1085
01:11:15,985 --> 01:11:18,446
No!
1086
01:11:18,488 --> 01:11:21,950
- Bye, Howard.
- No, wait. Howard.
1087
01:11:22,033 --> 01:11:24,285
He's disappeared again.
1088
01:11:24,369 --> 01:11:28,581
Oh, dear.
I'm so sorry, Howard.
1089
01:11:28,665 --> 01:11:30,625
Humiliation.
1090
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:33,336
Humiliation.
1091
01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:36,422
Hu-mi-lia--
Joel.
1092
01:11:36,506 --> 01:11:38,633
I don't like it either.
1093
01:11:38,716 --> 01:11:41,261
I'm just trying to find
horrible secret places to--
1094
01:11:41,344 --> 01:11:44,305
Joel, honey, I have a surprise--
I just-- Oh, um--
1095
01:11:44,347 --> 01:11:47,183
Uh, you know what, honey?
I'm just gonna ask you in the morning.
1096
01:11:47,267 --> 01:11:50,103
Good night, sweetheart.
1097
01:11:50,186 --> 01:11:52,480
No.
1098
01:11:52,564 --> 01:11:55,567
I'm sorry, Joel. Joely.
Shut up.
1099
01:11:56,818 --> 01:11:59,696
Look! Joel!
1100
01:11:59,737 --> 01:12:01,698
Joel, look!
What?
1101
01:12:01,739 --> 01:12:03,700
Look where we are!
1102
01:12:06,244 --> 01:12:08,705
Clem, this isn't good.
1103
01:12:08,746 --> 01:12:12,625
Then hide me somewhere--
somewhere really buried.
1104
01:12:15,378 --> 01:12:18,131
Hit it! Hit it!
I can't! I gotta go home.
1105
01:12:18,214 --> 01:12:20,592
I'll do it later!
1106
01:12:23,761 --> 01:12:27,265
Come on, you big sissy!
1107
01:12:37,901 --> 01:12:40,987
Ooh, he has a girlfriend!
1108
01:12:41,070 --> 01:12:43,698
Wait. What am I doing?
You know something, Freddy?
And he loves her!
1109
01:12:43,781 --> 01:12:45,992
You don't scare me anymore.
1110
01:12:46,075 --> 01:12:48,036
Joel!
1111
01:12:48,119 --> 01:12:50,955
Joely, get up.
Come on, it's not worth it.
Hit him! Hit him!
1112
01:12:51,039 --> 01:12:55,585
They're not worth it,Joel!
He's not listening!
1113
01:12:55,668 --> 01:12:57,712
Come on,Joel.
Stupid!
1114
01:13:03,885 --> 01:13:07,722
I'm so ashamed.
It's okay.
1115
01:13:07,806 --> 01:13:10,058
You were a little kid.
Yeah?
1116
01:13:10,141 --> 01:13:12,769
Come on.
That's where I live-- lived.
1117
01:13:12,811 --> 01:13:15,104
I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.
1118
01:13:15,146 --> 01:13:18,858
Do you like my pink hat?
Here, look, feel better.
You can really kill me this time.
1119
01:13:18,942 --> 01:13:21,569
It's my turn.
Go. One, two, three.
I can? You're really gonna die though.
1120
01:13:21,653 --> 01:13:23,863
Okay.
One, two, three.
1121
01:13:23,947 --> 01:13:26,407
You're dead.
1122
01:13:26,491 --> 01:13:29,786
Oh, my mom.
It's-- It's okay. We're playing.
1123
01:13:29,828 --> 01:13:32,539
Hi, Joel's mom.
He's killing me.
It's not real.
1124
01:13:32,622 --> 01:13:34,833
Okay, are you dead yet?
1125
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:37,043
You're dead!
1126
01:13:37,126 --> 01:13:39,045
Uh, I think I got the hang of this.
1127
01:13:39,128 --> 01:13:42,340
I still don't understand it,
but I'm finding him quickly enough.
1128
01:13:56,396 --> 01:13:59,732
Clem!
1129
01:14:00,733 --> 01:14:03,027
Clem!
1130
01:14:18,042 --> 01:14:19,961
Jo--Joely?
1131
01:14:20,044 --> 01:14:22,172
Are you okay, Joel?
1132
01:14:22,213 --> 01:14:24,507
Joel? Joel?
1133
01:14:24,549 --> 01:14:27,427
Oh, my God.
That was terrible.
1134
01:14:27,510 --> 01:14:29,429
Okay, okay.
That was like three seconds.
1135
01:14:29,512 --> 01:14:33,391
All right.
Let me do it one more time.
One more, then I get to go.
1136
01:14:33,475 --> 01:14:36,394
Okay.
1137
01:14:46,404 --> 01:14:48,740
Look at this.
This is so cool!
1138
01:14:48,781 --> 01:14:50,950
Cool. Look out! Look out!
1139
01:14:54,078 --> 01:14:56,039
Shit!
It's fluff.
1140
01:14:57,624 --> 01:14:59,626
Our house!
1141
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,129
Come on.
Come on.
1142
01:15:03,213 --> 01:15:05,131
Come on.
We gotta go!
1143
01:15:07,884 --> 01:15:09,886
Come on!
1144
01:15:10,970 --> 01:15:12,847
We gotta go. Clem?
1145
01:15:12,931 --> 01:15:15,809
We gotta go.
1146
01:15:15,892 --> 01:15:17,811
Come on!
1147
01:15:17,852 --> 01:15:20,063
No!
This is a really bad time
for this!
1148
01:15:20,146 --> 01:15:23,066
Get off me! Oh, God!
1149
01:15:23,149 --> 01:15:26,069
I don't even know
where we're going.
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
1150
01:15:26,152 --> 01:15:28,655
It's the best place.
No, this way.
No, this way.
1151
01:15:28,738 --> 01:15:33,368
No, no, no. This way.
You're no help at all.
1152
01:15:33,451 --> 01:15:36,162
What's wrong with you?
1153
01:15:36,246 --> 01:15:39,415
Let go of me, Joel!
1154
01:15:51,427 --> 01:15:53,054
I like watching you work,
Howard.
1155
01:15:57,183 --> 01:15:59,644
I guess, uh--
1156
01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:02,522
I guess I'll go out
for-- for some air,
1157
01:16:02,605 --> 01:16:04,607
if nobody minds.
1158
01:16:04,691 --> 01:16:07,861
It looks like you have everything
under control here.
1159
01:16:07,944 --> 01:16:09,863
Yeah, that's, uh--
1160
01:16:09,946 --> 01:16:11,865
that's fine.
1161
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:24,586
Do you like quotes, Howard?
1162
01:16:25,670 --> 01:16:27,589
What do you mean?
1163
01:16:27,672 --> 01:16:30,383
Oh, you know,
like famous quotes?
1164
01:16:30,425 --> 01:16:32,594
I find reading them inspirational,
1165
01:16:32,677 --> 01:16:36,556
and in my reading,
I've come across some
I thought you might like too.
1166
01:16:36,639 --> 01:16:40,310
Oh, well, I--
I'd love to hear some.
1167
01:16:40,393 --> 01:16:42,812
There's one that goes,
1168
01:16:42,896 --> 01:16:46,357
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better
even of their blunders."
1169
01:16:46,441 --> 01:16:48,401
That's Nietzsche, right?
Yeah.
1170
01:16:48,443 --> 01:16:51,446
And here I thought I could tell you
something you didn't know.
Oh, no.
1171
01:16:51,529 --> 01:16:54,657
It's-- It's a good quote.
I'm happy we both know it.
1172
01:16:54,741 --> 01:16:57,744
Yeah. Oh, and there's
this other one I like.
1173
01:16:57,785 --> 01:17:00,622
It's by Pope Alexander,
and it goes--
1174
01:17:00,705 --> 01:17:03,166
Alexander Pope?
Oh, yeah.
1175
01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:05,168
Yeah, shit.
1176
01:17:05,251 --> 01:17:09,088
It's just that I told myself
not to say "Pope Alexander*
and sound like a dope,
1177
01:17:09,130 --> 01:17:11,132
and then I go ahead and say it.
1178
01:17:11,216 --> 01:17:14,761
It's no big deal.
You're such a sweetheart.
1179
01:17:16,596 --> 01:17:20,517
The quote goes, "How happy is
the blameless vestal's lot?
1180
01:17:21,768 --> 01:17:24,854
"The world forgetting,
by the world forgot.
1181
01:17:24,938 --> 01:17:29,275
"Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.
1182
01:17:29,317 --> 01:17:32,904
Each prayer accepted
and each wish resigned. *
1183
01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:37,951
I want to be
a great big, huge elephant...
1184
01:17:37,992 --> 01:17:40,495
with a huge trunk like that.
1185
01:17:41,871 --> 01:17:44,833
Clem? Clementine?
1186
01:17:44,874 --> 01:17:47,836
I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.
1187
01:17:47,919 --> 01:17:50,880
I just thought it would
be appropriate, maybe.
1188
01:17:55,552 --> 01:17:59,222
I really admire
the work you do, Howard.
1189
01:17:59,305 --> 01:18:01,808
I don't mean to be so familiar.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
1190
01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:04,394
I-I-I-I-I--
I'm happy to hear--
1191
01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:11,151
I'm sorry.
1192
01:18:15,238 --> 01:18:17,532
I've loved you
for a very long time.
1193
01:18:20,827 --> 01:18:23,163
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh, Mary, no.
1194
01:18:23,246 --> 01:18:26,457
It's-- You're a wonderful girl.
1195
01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:30,211
But I-- You know,
I have a wife and kids.
1196
01:18:30,295 --> 01:18:32,255
You know
I have a wife and kids.
1197
01:18:32,297 --> 01:18:34,257
Oh, Mary.
1198
01:18:36,384 --> 01:18:39,262
Oh, Mary, we can't do this.
1199
01:18:55,695 --> 01:18:58,948
Well, good morning,
Mrs. Mierzwiak.
1200
01:19:06,331 --> 01:19:08,333
What?
Oh, my God!
1201
01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:10,960
Who is it?
1202
01:19:15,381 --> 01:19:17,759
Uh--
1203
01:19:23,431 --> 01:19:26,643
Thank you, Stan.
Thanks a lot.
1204
01:19:30,396 --> 01:19:33,441
Hollis. Hollis!
1205
01:19:33,483 --> 01:19:35,944
Hollis!
1206
01:19:35,985 --> 01:19:38,154
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hollis.
1207
01:19:39,489 --> 01:19:41,950
- I knew it, Howard.
- Hollis, it didn't start out
to be like this.
1208
01:19:42,033 --> 01:19:45,411
I came here to work.
Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!
1209
01:19:45,495 --> 01:19:47,956
I'm a stupid girl
with a stupid crush!
Yeah.
1210
01:19:48,039 --> 01:19:50,500
I swear I basically
forced him into it!
1211
01:19:51,709 --> 01:19:54,337
Don't be a monster, Howard.
Tell the girl.
1212
01:19:57,048 --> 01:19:59,759
Tell me what?
1213
01:19:59,843 --> 01:20:01,803
Oh, you poor kid.
1214
01:20:02,846 --> 01:20:04,931
You can have him.
1215
01:20:05,014 --> 01:20:06,933
You did.
1216
01:20:15,441 --> 01:20:17,443
What?
1217
01:20:21,239 --> 01:20:23,241
Oh, uh,
1218
01:20:28,246 --> 01:20:31,875
we have a history.
1219
01:20:31,916 --> 01:20:34,502
I'm sorry.
Y-You wanted the procedure.
1220
01:20:34,586 --> 01:20:36,713
You--
1221
01:20:36,796 --> 01:20:39,299
You wanted it done...
1222
01:20:39,382 --> 01:20:42,677
so you could get past, uh--
1223
01:20:44,387 --> 01:20:46,389
You could-- Yeah.
1224
01:20:47,849 --> 01:20:52,812
Um, I have to, uh,
finish the work in there.
1225
01:20:52,896 --> 01:20:54,898
It's almost morning.
1226
01:20:56,107 --> 01:20:58,067
We'll talk later.
1227
01:20:59,110 --> 01:21:01,029
Okay?
1228
01:21:11,998 --> 01:21:13,958
Hey.
1229
01:21:17,879 --> 01:21:19,881
Let me give you a lift home.
1230
01:21:29,474 --> 01:21:32,018
Fuck this thing. Damn it.
1231
01:21:32,101 --> 01:21:35,688
Hi.
Hi.
1232
01:21:35,772 --> 01:21:39,692
Didn't figure you'd show your face
around me again.
1233
01:21:39,776 --> 01:21:42,987
I guess I thought
you were... humiliated.
1234
01:21:43,071 --> 01:21:45,031
You did run away,
after all.
1235
01:21:45,114 --> 01:21:47,867
I just needed to see ya.
1236
01:21:47,951 --> 01:21:50,245
Yeah?
1237
01:21:50,328 --> 01:21:53,039
I'd like to, um,
1238
01:21:53,122 --> 01:21:56,084
take you out or something.
1239
01:21:56,167 --> 01:21:58,711
You're married.
1240
01:21:58,795 --> 01:22:01,214
Not yet. Not married.
1241
01:22:01,297 --> 01:22:03,216
No, I'm not married, no.
1242
01:22:03,299 --> 01:22:06,344
Look, man,
I'm telling you right off the bat
I'm high maintenance,
1243
01:22:06,386 --> 01:22:10,974
so I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriage...
1244
01:22:11,057 --> 01:22:13,351
or whatever it is
you've got going there.
1245
01:22:13,434 --> 01:22:16,563
If you wanna be with me,
you're with me.
1246
01:22:16,646 --> 01:22:18,815
Okay.
1247
01:22:18,898 --> 01:22:21,776
Too many guys think I'm a concept,
or I complete them,
1248
01:22:21,860 --> 01:22:24,654
or I'm gonna make them alive.
1249
01:22:24,737 --> 01:22:28,366
But I'm just a fucked-up girl
who's looking for
my own peace of mind.
1250
01:22:28,408 --> 01:22:33,079
Don't assign me yours.
I remember that speech
really well.
1251
01:22:33,163 --> 01:22:36,666
I had you pegged, didn't I?
You had the whole
human race pegged.
1252
01:22:36,749 --> 01:22:38,710
Probably.
1253
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,214
I still thought you were
gonna save my life,
1254
01:22:43,256 --> 01:22:45,216
even after that.
1255
01:22:45,258 --> 01:22:48,678
I know.
1256
01:22:51,014 --> 01:22:53,016
It would be different...
1257
01:22:54,142 --> 01:22:56,561
if we could just give it
another go around.
1258
01:23:00,523 --> 01:23:02,901
Remember me.
1259
01:23:02,942 --> 01:23:04,944
Try your best.
1260
01:23:07,322 --> 01:23:09,240
Maybe we can.
1261
01:23:40,522 --> 01:23:43,441
Okay, so just tell me
what you remember,
1262
01:23:43,525 --> 01:23:46,110
and, uh, then we'll
take it from there.
1263
01:23:46,194 --> 01:23:48,404
Okay.
1264
01:23:48,488 --> 01:23:51,366
I liked you immediately.
1265
01:23:51,449 --> 01:23:53,952
You didn't
come on to me at all.
1266
01:23:54,035 --> 01:23:56,996
I liked that.
1267
01:23:57,080 --> 01:24:00,041
I was so tongue-tied
around you at first.
1268
01:24:00,124 --> 01:24:02,794
I wanted you to think
I was smart.
1269
01:24:04,003 --> 01:24:06,339
I couldn't wait
to come to work.
1270
01:24:06,381 --> 01:24:09,884
I had these fantasies
of us being married...
1271
01:24:09,968 --> 01:24:13,346
and having kids and... just--
1272
01:24:13,388 --> 01:24:16,099
Oh, Howie, I can't do this.
1273
01:24:16,182 --> 01:24:18,768
We agreed it's for the best, Mary.
1274
01:24:18,852 --> 01:24:21,312
Yeah, I know.
1275
01:24:21,396 --> 01:24:23,314
Oh, God.
1276
01:24:23,648 --> 01:24:25,733
I'll take the bottom and you--
Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here.
1277
01:24:25,817 --> 01:24:27,735
I can take that.
So you want me to carry that?
1278
01:24:27,819 --> 01:24:30,321
Help me with that.
Can you get the cooler?
Honey, the cooler is--
1279
01:24:30,405 --> 01:24:32,991
That's light, huh?
Oh, I can get that.
You can get it.
1280
01:24:33,074 --> 01:24:34,993
No, no, no, no!
1281
01:24:35,076 --> 01:24:37,203
Don't take anything.
I can take the plane.
1282
01:24:37,287 --> 01:24:40,290
Put the thing up.
Put the gate back up.
1283
01:24:42,542 --> 01:24:45,253
This is the day we met.
1284
01:24:45,336 --> 01:24:48,548
You were down by the surf.
I could just make you out
in the distance.
1285
01:24:48,631 --> 01:24:50,758
I rememberbeing drawn to you
even then.
1286
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:54,929
I thought, "Wow, how odd.
I'm drawn to someone's back. *
1287
01:24:56,723 --> 01:24:59,893
You were in that orange sweatshirt
that I would come to know so well...
1288
01:24:59,976 --> 01:25:01,936
and even hate, eventually.
1289
01:25:01,978 --> 01:25:05,982
At the time I thought,
"How cool! An orange sweatshirt."
1290
01:25:06,065 --> 01:25:08,776
Hi there.
1291
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:10,820
Hi.
1292
01:25:10,862 --> 01:25:13,823
I saw you sitting over here...
1293
01:25:13,865 --> 01:25:15,825
by yourself,
1294
01:25:15,867 --> 01:25:18,786
and I thought, "Thank God."
1295
01:25:18,828 --> 01:25:21,623
Someone normal
who doesn't know how to interact
at these things either.'
1296
01:25:21,706 --> 01:25:23,833
Yeah.
1297
01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:26,961
I don't ever know what to say.
1298
01:25:27,003 --> 01:25:29,756
I'm Clementine.
1299
01:25:29,839 --> 01:25:32,967
Can I borrow a piece
of your chicken?
1300
01:25:33,051 --> 01:25:35,303
And then you just took it...
1301
01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:37,889
without waiting for an answer.
1302
01:25:41,434 --> 01:25:43,937
It was so intimate,
1303
01:25:44,020 --> 01:25:47,148
Iike we were already lovers.
1304
01:25:47,190 --> 01:25:50,026
I'm Joel.
1305
01:25:50,068 --> 01:25:52,237
Hi,Joel.
1306
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:55,532
So, no jokes about my name.
1307
01:25:55,615 --> 01:26:00,078
You mean like--
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling Clementine
1308
01:26:00,161 --> 01:26:02,664
Huckleberry Hound,
that sort of thing?
1309
01:26:02,705 --> 01:26:04,749
Yeah. Like that.
1310
01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:06,751
Oh, no jokes. No jokes.
1311
01:26:06,835 --> 01:26:10,547
One of my favorite things when I was a kid
was my Huckleberry Hound doll.
1312
01:26:10,630 --> 01:26:12,632
Oh.
1313
01:26:14,551 --> 01:26:16,886
I think your name is magical.
1314
01:26:19,806 --> 01:26:22,100
This is it, Joel.
1315
01:26:22,183 --> 01:26:24,394
It's gonna be gone soon.
1316
01:26:26,521 --> 01:26:28,857
I know.
1317
01:26:28,898 --> 01:26:30,859
What dowe do?
1318
01:26:33,278 --> 01:26:35,738
Enjoy it.
1319
01:26:52,422 --> 01:26:54,716
You married?
No.
1320
01:26:54,799 --> 01:26:57,427
Let's move into
this neighborhood!
1321
01:26:57,469 --> 01:26:59,387
I do sort of live
with someone though.
1322
01:26:59,471 --> 01:27:02,807
Male or female?
What?
1323
01:27:02,891 --> 01:27:05,310
Female. Female.
1324
01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:10,940
At least I'm not barking
up the wrong tree.
1325
01:27:13,735 --> 01:27:17,739
You know these people?
No, of course not.
Come on.
1326
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,658
They might have a dog.
1327
01:27:20,742 --> 01:27:24,370
There's no dog.
1328
01:27:24,496 --> 01:27:26,498
What are you doing?
1329
01:27:26,498 --> 01:27:29,792
It's freezing out.
I can't believe this.
1330
01:27:32,921 --> 01:27:36,758
- Clementine!
- There we go.
1331
01:27:43,515 --> 01:27:46,100
Come on, man.
The water's fine.
1332
01:27:46,184 --> 01:27:49,312
Nobody's coming here tonight.
Believe me.
1333
01:27:52,023 --> 01:27:53,983
It's dark.
1334
01:27:54,025 --> 01:27:58,029
So, uh, what's
your girlfriend's name?
1335
01:27:58,112 --> 01:28:01,366
Naomi, but we're not really--
I mean--
1336
01:28:01,407 --> 01:28:03,827
We're--
Whatever.
1337
01:28:03,868 --> 01:28:07,997
So this is great.
Now I can look for, um,
candles, matches...
1338
01:28:08,039 --> 01:28:10,542
and the liquor cabinet.
1339
01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:13,878
Oh, God.
1340
01:28:18,424 --> 01:28:20,301
I think we should go.
1341
01:28:20,385 --> 01:28:22,971
There's no phone line.
What?
1342
01:28:23,054 --> 01:28:25,223
I think we should go.
Why?
1343
01:28:25,265 --> 01:28:27,892
It's our house...
just for tonight.
1344
01:28:27,934 --> 01:28:30,937
We are "David and Ruth Laskin.'
1345
01:28:32,063 --> 01:28:34,482
Which one do you want to be?
Uh--
1346
01:28:34,566 --> 01:28:38,027
I prefer to be Ruth,
but I can be flexible.
1347
01:28:39,571 --> 01:28:42,907
What are you do--
1348
01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:45,201
Alcohol!
Oh, boy.
1349
01:28:45,285 --> 01:28:47,871
So, are you okay with wine?
1350
01:28:47,954 --> 01:28:50,582
I don't know.
Well, you choose the wine.
1351
01:28:50,665 --> 01:28:54,919
I'm gonna go find the bedroom
and slip into something more... Ruth.
1352
01:28:58,298 --> 01:29:01,092
I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
I really should go.
1353
01:29:02,802 --> 01:29:05,930
I've gotta catch my ride.
1354
01:29:07,807 --> 01:29:10,268
So go.
1355
01:29:10,351 --> 01:29:12,437
I did.
1356
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:15,398
I thought maybe you were a nut,
1357
01:29:15,482 --> 01:29:18,276
but you were exciting.
1358
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:21,321
I wish you'd stayed.
1359
01:29:21,362 --> 01:29:24,073
I wish I'd stayed too.
Now I wish I'd stayed.
1360
01:29:24,157 --> 01:29:27,202
I wish I'd done a lot of things.
1361
01:29:27,285 --> 01:29:29,621
Oh, God, I wish I had--
1362
01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:36,711
I wish I'd stayed. I do.
1363
01:29:36,794 --> 01:29:41,341
Well, I came back downstairs,
and you were gone.
I walked out. I walked out the door.
1364
01:29:41,424 --> 01:29:44,260
Why?
I don't know.
I felt like a scared little kid.
1365
01:29:44,344 --> 01:29:47,680
I was like--
It was above my head.
I don't know.
1366
01:29:47,722 --> 01:29:49,682
You were scared?
1367
01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:51,684
Yeah.
1368
01:29:52,685 --> 01:29:55,355
Thought you knew that
about me.
1369
01:29:55,396 --> 01:29:59,400
I ran back to the bonfire,
trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
1370
01:29:59,484 --> 01:30:03,112
Was it something I said?
Yeah.
1371
01:30:05,907 --> 01:30:08,284
You said, "So go"...
1372
01:30:08,368 --> 01:30:10,829
with such disdain, you know?
1373
01:30:10,912 --> 01:30:13,540
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
1374
01:30:19,087 --> 01:30:21,047
Joely?
1375
01:30:21,089 --> 01:30:23,967
What if you stayed this time?
1376
01:30:26,636 --> 01:30:29,264
I walked out the door.
1377
01:30:29,347 --> 01:30:31,266
There's no memory left.
1378
01:30:31,349 --> 01:30:34,477
Come back and make up
a good-bye, at least.
1379
01:30:34,561 --> 01:30:36,479
Let's pretend we had one.
1380
01:30:47,615 --> 01:30:50,076
Bye,Joel.
1381
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:52,120
I love you.
1382
01:30:52,162 --> 01:30:56,457
Meet me in Montauk.
1383
01:31:00,128 --> 01:31:04,299
I didn't crash the plane.
The plane crashed.
I didn't crash the plane.
1384
01:31:04,382 --> 01:31:08,470
You were operating the plane
with the remote control,
and then it crashed.
1385
01:31:08,553 --> 01:31:10,889
It was fucking windy.
Come on, man.
1386
01:31:10,972 --> 01:31:12,932
You're stoned, and you're driving.
1387
01:31:12,974 --> 01:31:15,560
Yeah, the pot balances it out.
The pot brings you back up.
1388
01:31:15,643 --> 01:31:18,146
That's why I smoke it.
If I'm going to be drinking,
then I'll smoke it.
1389
01:31:18,229 --> 01:31:21,858
It does.
That's a medical fact.
1390
01:31:21,941 --> 01:31:24,360
It was proven
on the Science Network.
1391
01:31:24,444 --> 01:31:26,863
Honey, just watch the road.
I can't see shit.
1392
01:31:29,449 --> 01:31:32,452
I saw you talking
to somebody pretty.
1393
01:31:32,535 --> 01:31:35,330
She was nice.
Yeah, man. Who was that?
1394
01:31:37,457 --> 01:31:40,752
She was, um, just a girl.
1395
01:31:48,259 --> 01:31:51,137
Okay.
1396
01:32:26,631 --> 01:32:29,384
So I gotta--
I gotta drop the van off.
1397
01:32:29,467 --> 01:32:31,553
Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
1398
01:32:31,636 --> 01:32:34,973
We'll talk.
1399
01:33:53,009 --> 01:33:55,011
Hey!
1400
01:33:56,054 --> 01:33:58,014
Hey.
1401
01:33:59,474 --> 01:34:02,185
You got a lot
of your stuff there, I see.
Yeah, that's right. My stuff.
1402
01:34:02,268 --> 01:34:05,730
I take it you're not coming back.
I wouldn't come back if I was you either.
1403
01:34:05,772 --> 01:34:09,526
Do you swear you didn't know?
I-I swear.
1404
01:34:09,567 --> 01:34:13,196
So you didn't do the erasing?
Of course not. God, no.
1405
01:34:13,238 --> 01:34:15,448
And you never even suspected
we were together?
1406
01:34:15,532 --> 01:34:19,744
Once, maybe.
1407
01:34:19,828 --> 01:34:22,831
I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car.
1408
01:34:22,914 --> 01:34:25,500
I saw you two talking.
1409
01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:29,295
So I waved to you,
and you giggled, you know.
1410
01:34:29,379 --> 01:34:31,673
How'd I look?
1411
01:34:33,091 --> 01:34:35,051
You looked happy.
1412
01:34:35,093 --> 01:34:37,387
Happy with a secret.
1413
01:34:38,763 --> 01:34:40,723
And after that?
1414
01:34:40,765 --> 01:34:43,935
I never saw you two together
again like that, so I just--
1415
01:34:44,018 --> 01:34:47,730
I don't know. I just figured
I was imagining things.
1416
01:35:06,666 --> 01:35:09,669
Montauk train
now boarding on track "B." All aboard.
1417
01:35:12,505 --> 01:35:15,008
I really like you, Mary Svevo.
1418
01:35:16,176 --> 01:35:18,470
You know that?
1419
01:35:28,521 --> 01:35:30,523
Thanks.
1420
01:36:04,140 --> 01:36:06,226
Let me get my toothbrush.
1421
01:36:06,309 --> 01:36:08,770
Yeah. Just--
1422
01:36:21,407 --> 01:36:23,952
Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.
1423
01:36:24,035 --> 01:36:28,414
I feel like you're mad at me,
and I don't know what I did.
1424
01:36:28,456 --> 01:36:31,251
What did I do?
1425
01:36:31,292 --> 01:36:33,753
I love you so much.
1426
01:36:33,837 --> 01:36:35,839
I'll do anything
to make you happy.
1427
01:36:35,922 --> 01:36:38,174
Tell me whatyou want me to do,
and I'll do it.
1428
01:36:38,258 --> 01:36:42,011
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning
just to make sure you're okay.
1429
01:36:54,816 --> 01:36:58,027
Vamonos, senor.
1430
01:36:58,111 --> 01:37:01,281
I-I had a really nice time
last night.
1431
01:37:01,322 --> 01:37:03,950
Nice?
1432
01:37:04,033 --> 01:37:07,287
I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life...
1433
01:37:07,328 --> 01:37:09,289
Iast night.
1434
01:37:09,330 --> 01:37:11,332
That's better.
1435
01:37:14,461 --> 01:37:18,631
This is weird.
To all patients
of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.
1436
01:37:18,715 --> 01:37:22,218
My name is Mary Svevo.
"We've met,
but you don't remember me.
1437
01:37:22,302 --> 01:37:26,723
I worked for a company you hired
to have part of your memory erased.'
1438
01:37:26,806 --> 01:37:29,309
I have since decided
that this is a horrible--
Some kind of teaser ad or something.
1439
01:37:29,392 --> 01:37:33,980
In order to correct this,
I'm sending everyone's file back to them.
1440
01:37:34,022 --> 01:37:37,650
My name is Clementine Kruczynski.
1441
01:37:37,692 --> 01:37:40,445
I'm here to erase Joel Barish.
1442
01:37:40,528 --> 01:37:42,739
What is this?
I don't know.
1443
01:37:42,822 --> 01:37:47,410
He's boring.
Is that enough reason
to erase someone?
1444
01:37:47,494 --> 01:37:51,164
I've been thinking lately
how I was before and how I am now,
1445
01:37:51,247 --> 01:37:53,208
and it's like he changed me.
1446
01:37:53,249 --> 01:37:57,045
I feel like I'm always pissy now.
I don't like myself when I'm with him.
I don't like myself anymore.
1447
01:37:57,086 --> 01:38:01,674
I can't stand to even look at him.
That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile.
1448
01:38:01,758 --> 01:38:04,969
- That sort of wounded puppy shit
he does, you know?
- What are you doing?
1449
01:38:05,053 --> 01:38:07,472
I'm not doing anything.
The bloom is certainly
fucking off the rose at this point.
1450
01:38:07,555 --> 01:38:10,517
- Are you screwing with me?
- No!
1451
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,061
- You are screwing with me.
-Joel, I'm not!
1452
01:38:13,102 --> 01:38:17,482
- You clearly are.
- Look, let's just take a minute and--
1453
01:38:46,136 --> 01:38:48,096
Patrick, get the fuck away.
1454
01:38:48,138 --> 01:38:50,557
Oh, sweetheart--
Get the fuck away from me!
1455
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:53,852
Can we talk about it?
No! Get the fuck away!
1456
01:39:26,134 --> 01:39:28,386
Joel Barish.
1457
01:39:28,470 --> 01:39:31,222
Hey, Clementine.
Hey.
1458
01:39:31,306 --> 01:39:34,517
Nice to see you. Yeah.
1459
01:39:35,518 --> 01:39:37,479
Yeah.
1460
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:39,522
Really very educated.
1461
01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:43,026
I mean, she's smart, I think,
but not educated.
1462
01:39:43,109 --> 01:39:46,029
I couldn't really talk to her
about books, you know?
1463
01:39:46,070 --> 01:39:49,532
She's more of
a magazine-reading girl.
1464
01:39:49,574 --> 01:39:52,994
Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.
1465
01:39:53,036 --> 01:39:55,705
Sometimes--
I was embarrassed in public...
1466
01:39:55,788 --> 01:39:57,790
Hi.
because she would pronounce...
1467
01:39:57,874 --> 01:40:00,627
Iibrary "libary."
Hi.
1468
01:40:00,710 --> 01:40:03,838
Libary. Libary.
1469
01:40:03,922 --> 01:40:05,840
Look what I found.
1470
01:40:05,924 --> 01:40:10,220
I think if there's
a truly seductive quality
about Clementine,
1471
01:40:10,303 --> 01:40:13,973
it's that her personality promises
to take you out of the mundane.
1472
01:40:15,350 --> 01:40:17,685
You made me look skinny.
1473
01:40:17,769 --> 01:40:20,313
Amazing, burning meteorite...
1474
01:40:20,396 --> 01:40:24,692
will carry you to another world
where things are exciting.
1475
01:40:24,776 --> 01:40:27,779
But what you quickly learn
is that...
1476
01:40:27,862 --> 01:40:30,698
it's really an elaborate ruse.
1477
01:40:30,782 --> 01:40:32,742
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1478
01:40:34,369 --> 01:40:37,080
I t's okay.
So flashy
in a kind of obvious way.
1479
01:40:38,790 --> 01:40:41,376
But still, it seduces you.
Joel, I really like you.
1480
01:40:41,459 --> 01:40:43,670
I hate that I said
mean things about you.
1481
01:40:43,753 --> 01:40:48,216
- Let me turn this off, okay?
- Hey, it's-- it's only fair.
1482
01:40:49,551 --> 01:40:51,511
Where's the real Clementine?
1483
01:40:51,594 --> 01:40:54,722
I mean, the whole thing with the hair--
it's all bullshit.
1484
01:40:54,806 --> 01:40:57,517
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.
1485
01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,811
I really like your hair.
Thank you.
1486
01:40:59,894 --> 01:41:01,813
I do.
The world's a goddamn mess.
1487
01:41:01,896 --> 01:41:05,525
Is it some kind ofa revolt?
Change your hair color.
You want a drink or something?
1488
01:41:05,608 --> 01:41:08,319
Do you have any whiskey?
1489
01:41:08,403 --> 01:41:13,700
No, I don't think her sex
is... motivated.
1490
01:41:13,783 --> 01:41:16,786
I saw it clearly
the last night we were together.
1491
01:41:16,828 --> 01:41:20,248
It wasn't sex.
It was just sad.
1492
01:41:20,331 --> 01:41:23,376
Hey. Sorry.
I thought there was more.
1493
01:41:23,460 --> 01:41:27,130
The only way Clem thinks
she can get people to like her...
1494
01:41:27,172 --> 01:41:30,008
is to fuck 'em...
1495
01:41:30,091 --> 01:41:34,345
or at least dangle the possibility
of getting fucked in front of'em.
1496
01:41:34,387 --> 01:41:37,348
And she's so desperate
and insecure...
1497
01:41:37,390 --> 01:41:42,228
that she'll, sooner or later,
go around fucking everybody.
1498
01:41:42,312 --> 01:41:45,315
I don't do that.
I wouldn't think that
about you.
1499
01:41:45,398 --> 01:41:48,318
- Because I don't.
- I know.
1500
01:41:48,401 --> 01:41:51,613
Because it really hurts me
that you said that
because I don't do that.
1501
01:41:51,696 --> 01:41:54,782
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about all this.
I'm gonna... go.
1502
01:41:54,866 --> 01:41:59,662
I'm a little confused.
I don't really think I can be here.
1503
01:42:03,792 --> 01:42:07,462
Um... bye.
1504
01:42:07,545 --> 01:42:10,173
Bye.
I thought I knew her so well.
1505
01:42:10,256 --> 01:42:13,843
It was nice meeting you and all.
But I don't know her at all.
1506
01:42:15,136 --> 01:42:18,515
What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,
1507
01:42:18,598 --> 01:42:22,477
only to find out
that she's a stranger.
1508
01:42:25,772 --> 01:42:27,774
Wait.
1509
01:42:29,442 --> 01:42:31,402
What?
I don't know.
1510
01:42:31,444 --> 01:42:33,613
Just wait. Just wait.
What do you want, Joel?
1511
01:42:33,696 --> 01:42:38,243
I don't know.
I want you to wait for...
just a while.
1512
01:42:51,798 --> 01:42:54,467
Okay.
Really?
1513
01:42:54,551 --> 01:42:58,680
I'm not a concept, Joel.
I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking
for my own peace of mind.
1514
01:42:58,763 --> 01:43:02,684
- I'm not perfect.
- I can't see anything
that I don't like about you.
1515
01:43:02,767 --> 01:43:05,436
Right now I can't.
But you will.
But you will.
1516
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:09,149
You know, you will think of things,
and I'll get bored with you
and feel trapped...
1517
01:43:09,232 --> 01:43:11,276
because that's what happens
with me.
1518
01:43:12,777 --> 01:43:14,696
Okay.
1519
01:43:18,408 --> 01:43:20,410
Okay.
1520
01:43:24,497 --> 01:43:27,667
Okay.
Okay.
1521
01:43:35,633 --> 01:43:37,844
Change your heart
1522
01:43:40,972 --> 01:43:43,808
Look around you
1523
01:43:50,148 --> 01:43:52,567
Change your heart
1524
01:43:55,195 --> 01:43:58,323
It will astound you
1525
01:44:02,744 --> 01:44:06,581
Now, I need your lovin'
1526
01:44:09,167 --> 01:44:14,589
Like the sunshine
1527
01:44:17,175 --> 01:44:21,262
And everybody's
gotta learn sometime
1528
01:44:24,432 --> 01:44:28,436
Everybody's gotta learn
sometime
1529
01:44:31,523 --> 01:44:36,236
Everybody's
gotta learn sometime
1530
01:44:52,627 --> 01:44:54,963
Change your heart
1531
01:44:57,966 --> 01:45:01,136
And look around you
1532
01:45:06,516 --> 01:45:08,810
Change your heart
1533
01:45:12,147 --> 01:45:15,608
It will astound you
1534
01:45:19,362 --> 01:45:23,616
I need your lovin'
1535
01:45:26,077 --> 01:45:31,583
Like the sunshine
1536
01:45:34,169 --> 01:45:38,381
And everybody's
gotta learn sometime
1537
01:45:41,426 --> 01:45:45,597
Everybody's gotta learn
sometime
1538
01:45:48,558 --> 01:45:53,271
Everybody's
gotta learn sometime
1539
01:46:01,237 --> 01:46:05,200
Everybody's gotta learn
sometime
1540
01:46:08,244 --> 01:46:12,248
Everybody's gotta learn sometime
1541
01:46:15,376 --> 01:46:19,881
Everybody's gotta learn sometime
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