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Dude.
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Unbelievable.
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Did I tell you what, um, Eddie did last
night? Or the other day?
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No.
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What? What'd he do?
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Fuck. Oh my god. Honestly, I'm so glad
you stayed over, because, like, I really
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needed last night so fucking bad.
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Yeah, I mean, of course.
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You know, I'm always here. I know!
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That's why you've been my best friend
forever.
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I love you. You're my, like, you really
have always been there for me through
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fucking everything.
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You know?
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But, um...
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Eddie, man.
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But, like, I know you haven't met him.
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Um, like, he's just giving me some
issues. And I haven't even dated for,
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like, how long has it been? Like, six
months or something?
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Yeah, I mean, at least. I mean, you talk
about him all the time. I feel like I
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know him.
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I know. And I, like, genuinely thought
we were, like, super good.
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But I, um, I forgot to tell you about
this.
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the um like was it last week we went out
to dinner it was really it was super
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fucking nice like he took me to this
really nice steakhouse uh in beverly
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hills and it was gorgeous and obviously
you know i don't eat meat so they had
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like nice seafood options really good
anyways um we had a really nice night
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out and we went like went to like a
comedy store and like went out and went
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to some like club or something after and
um
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i he didn't want to like i didn't want
him to drive like we ubered around i was
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like hey dude i can't like let him like
just go home like that so i was like
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dude just stay the night at my place
it's like not a huge deal it's fine and
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fucking like kryptonite every time like
fucking i just couldn't fucking help it
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dude um he was passed the fuck out and
i'm like i looked through
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his phone
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Oh, Kami.
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I know.
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How did you do that?
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I know.
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I just, like, could not help myself.
Because I'm like, there's not going to
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be anything there. Because he's great.
He's so fucking perfect. I'm like,
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there's not going to be anything there.
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And?
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What'd you find?
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Like, almost all his, like, the people
he's following on Instagram are, like,
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IG and, like, OF. Like, OnlyFansGirls.
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And, like...
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That alone was like, okay, like not, not
like the greatest thing, but
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I went through his likes and through his
comments.
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Scott, like this is foul.
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The way he's like speaking to some of
these girls is like foul. He was
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messaging them? Yeah, like DMing them.
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the worst part was like he was like
dming a bunch of them and like none of
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them have responded so like i don't know
i don't know i don't know what's worse
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that he's like thirsty as fuck like what
what is the point of that super weird i
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thought you said this guy was a nice guy
he is wow what are you i don't know like
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like i thought we were exclusive so that
kind of means like you know
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we're not like
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entertain anybody else but i guess i was
wrong maybe i don't know what are you
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gonna do i don't know i don't think he
knows that i know i don't you
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didn't confront him no how could i i
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have like some evil twisted ideas but i
don't know they're kind of it's kind of
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fucked up what do you mean you're gonna
get revenge
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i mean i obviously don't want to date
him anymore but i don't want to break up
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with him like just over that because
then i feel like he'll just like try to
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justify it or i don't know he'll just
try like shrug it off and then like i
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might be tempted to be like oh whatever
you know but i kind of want to get back
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at him like i want to announce it in a
way that's like kind of fucked up you
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know like how i don't know like fuck
someone else or something
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I mean, I guess.
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Is there anyone that he, like, doesn't
like?
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Well,
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I know you're not his biggest fan.
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What? I haven't even met the guy.
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I know, but still.
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Y'all have, like, a secret beef with
each other. Because you're just kind of
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communicating through me.
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Going back and forth between the two of
you constantly.
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Yeah, but he knows we're just friends.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, and
I always tell him, like, I'm like, dude,
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like, Scott's, like, not the guy you
need to worry about. Like, and Eddie
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knows that.
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Um, and we've known each other for so
long.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Come on. Are you really not
understanding, like, what I'm, like,
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hello? Like, like, like, us, like, us,
like, being, like, we
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can't.
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I mean, I... Why not?
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Because, Kim, we've been friends for,
like, forever, and, like... Yeah, so?
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Wouldn't that... I just... I don't want
to make things weird between us.
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It wouldn't be weird. I think it would
deepen our friendship.
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Do you think we'd be, like, be friends
and stuff?
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Why wouldn't we?
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I don't know. You've known me forever.
Come on. I know. I, like...
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i'm not gonna ask this of you all the
time like it's just i think it'd be
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funny you think it'd be funny yeah i
think it'd be hilarious i tried to like
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a couple years ago i'm like well okay
well i was not in a good place in my
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life dude and i kind of thought we kind
of forgot about that we were kind of
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just pretending it wasn't that it didn't
happen i mean it was a wild night you
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know
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I mean, why not?
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You're getting bricked up, fuck, dude.
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I just, I can't. If you touch me like
that, of course I am.
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See? I knew you had a thing for me. You
just, you're hot, you know?
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Speak for yourself, fuck.
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I mean, I don't think, I think it'd be
funny.
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we don't do like anything crazy like
what if i just like jerk you off or just
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like give you head or something oh okay
i think we could do that
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and if more happens more happens i mean
we're not gonna we're both like we're
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we're older wiser you know we're like
i'm just nervous
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i guess i just i don't know why it's
fine it's fine that's okay i'm going to
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resume but it's like it's got like a
weird ask and it feels like a weird ask
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but i think it'll be fine like it's not
a huge deal don't worry
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oh right now yeah right now dude gotta
take advantage of your morning wish
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I mean, I've seen it through your pants
before.
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I'm like, when you hit your accidental
boners. But I'm like, fuck. I was not
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ready for this.
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Do you like it?
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Are you kidding me?
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Do you think it's nice?
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Mm-hmm.
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thicker than i thought it would be
that's good right yeah it's good
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but he has like a pencil deck and i it's
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like fine but like this is so much nicer
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You're so fucking hard.
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You're like my wet little mouth.
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It feels so good.
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Oh, she's so good.
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See,
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it's not so weird, huh?
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It's so bad.
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I mean, do you want this to be it or do
you want
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more?
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You're going to see how my pussy feels.
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I'm so fucking sure you're kidding me.
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Fuck.
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It's so good.
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Oh my god
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So
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good
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He never gave a damn.
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God, yes.
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God, I did not think you'd feel this
way.
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Thank you.
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Let me grab my phone, grab a clip. Let
me send a clip to Eddie.
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Should I?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, we should.
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Hey,
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Eddie.
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Guess what?
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You're a fucking bitch.
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I'm fucking crazy. Yes, I am.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Just like that. Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God. Right there.
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Oh, don't stop. Don't stop.
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Don't stop. Here we go. Here we go. Here
we go.
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Fuck me!
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God,
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I'm so lucky, but... Oh my god.
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Fuck, Eddie, I need this every day.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, give it to me.
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Fucking call me. Please, please, please.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Like literally.
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I've done that a thousand times in my
mind.
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Yeah. Before doing this. Really?
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Yeah.
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It was even better.
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