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"Ballmastrz."
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♪♪
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Whoa!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Screams in slow motion ]
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Aah!
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[ Laughs ]
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Aah!
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Duleena: Nobody believed me,
but I called it!
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Preggo!
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She put a lot of bad things
in her body.
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I hope
the baby is healthy.
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I'm thinking more like
a flipper baby territory,
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you know what I mean?
No offense, Flip.
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I hope it is a flipper baby!
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I'll be the perfect role
model-slash-uncle-slash-sensei
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to the cutest little
bastard love child ever!
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You can all bite me!
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Aah!
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Showtime!
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I just flew in from Ulsa Guerin
and, boy, are my arms tired.
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Humdinger!
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[ All scream ]
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[ Belches ]
What a dog I got.
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He found out we both look alike,
so he killed himself.
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There's tiny mutant baby head
sticking out of my stomach,
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and it's talking!
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That is no baby, and this
is a job for Flip Champion!
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The most taboo
sexually-transmitted disease
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known to the Consortium,
contracted
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and spread by engaging
in only the most vile,
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disgusting sexual acts
imaginable!
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Scientific name,
blatio verruca morbis.
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Street slang,
the blab because its tiny,
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repulsive mutant baby head
won't stop blabbing!
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But it's no match
for the purity-injecting
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cleansing power
of my naval needle!
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Behold, Umbilicus!
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I mean,
they've got a point.
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I'd double-bag it before
going near that thing.
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Double-bag it!
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A girl phoned me and said, "Come
on over. There's nobody home."
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I went over,
nobody was home!
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Hee-haw!
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Oh, great,
another mouth to feed.
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Yeah, yeah, yowza!
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I'm so ugly, my mommy used to
feed me with a slingshot!
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Hoo-ah!
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Mommy, mommy!
I want my mommy!
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Oh, this is horrible!
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Oh, gee, you think?
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Yes. Don't you guys remember
what tomorrow is?
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All: No!
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Gaz has a live holotube
interview with Obah Wexley.
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The Obah Wexley?
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Ooh, I love Obah!
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Obah has the number one
talk show on the holotube.
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When she gets behind a team,
great things happen!
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Don't fuck
it up, Gaz!
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It's only our biggest
PR moment of the season.
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I ain't going anywhere with
wise-cracking wart in my belly.
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Your mama is so fat,
her belly button
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gets home 15 minutes
before she does!
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[ Laughs ]
Somebody stop me!
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[ Singing indistinctly ]
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Doctor: Well, Ms. Digzy,
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it seems you've been treated
at our clinic before.
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Previous medical conditions
include
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herpes, gonorrhea,
chlamydia...
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What can I say, doc?
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I had a wild rookie season.
...hepatitis A, B, and C...
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Ah, these things happen.
...D through K...
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Okay, that,
I can explain.
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...P through V
through X, Y, and Z.
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Rash X23,
AKA the filthy drip.
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Is this
really necessary?
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And finally,
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now you've contracted
blatio verruca morbis,
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AKA the blab!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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All: Whoa!
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Crayzar is here to save the day!
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C-Man, you here to help me ditch
this little bastard?
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But of course.
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So, you're going to laser
this sucker off?
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Topical ointment?
Or is it pills?
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I like pills.
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I'm not here
to get rid of it.
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I'm here to tell you
how to get rid of it.
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All: Aw!
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There is a rare and powerful
root, okidirae erasio,
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that grows atop the rugged
Mountain of Scark!
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If you can acquire the root
and feed it to the blab,
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the virus will shrivel
up and die, curing Gaz!
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[ Moans ]
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That's it?
Easy peasy.
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Yeah, but wait for the catch
because with this guy,
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there's always a catch.
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However, it is protected
by supernatural guardians
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sworn to defend the root
from thieving outsiders.
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Sounds like a job
for Ballmaster!
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Risk my neck on Scark
for a skank?
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Uh, no, thank you.
Don't be a coward!
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Think of the team
for a change.
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Huh?
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If anyone finds out
Gaz has the blab,
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they might think
we're all infected.
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That would prevent us from
getting any sweet, sweet action!
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Cock blocked by
a blabbering boil, ah!
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The Scark for the skank!
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That's the spirit.
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Blab: Me-ow!
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Hey, I went to look
for a used car
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and found my wife's dress
in the backseat.
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Hey-o!
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♪ Oh, Danny Boy
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♪ The pipes, the pipes are
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Ah, shut up!
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Man, that root can't get here
fast enough.
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Maybe if we keep it busy eating,
it'll stop talking.
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Yeah!
Stuff its face!
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So you morons want to feed
this thing caffeine and sugar?
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Ah, where are those two?
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Whoa.
Finally.
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What took you so long?
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Hey, Scark is no Sunday
stroll in the park, okay?
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Ace: It was
a treacherous landscape
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guarded by many
fearsome enemies.
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What he's trying to say is that
it was a total shit show.
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First, we were attacked
by stone giants,
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but we showed him.
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Ballmasters.
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Then there was a big flying
serpent thing that was,
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like,
spitting out acid venom.
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Oh, and don't forget
the huge man-eating plants.
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Ballmasters.
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Wasn't just man-eating.
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They also went for balls.
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Then we had to climb
all the way up the --
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Did you get
the motherfucking root?
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-Of course.
-Yes.
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Give me that! Eat and die,
greedy little bastard.
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[ Munching ]
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Gaz Digzy is so ugly, when she
tried to join an ugly content,
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they said,
"Sorry, no professionals."
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Oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy-o!
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Nothing's happening.
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I don't understand.
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[ Laughing ]
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Bravo. Bravo, Leptons.
You did it.
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In case
you haven't noticed,
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there's still a talking baby
head sticking out of my gut!
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Patience, Digzy.
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It just needs time
to digest.
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We don't have time
for patience.
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We go live
in 5 minutes!
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And the show must go on!
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You can do it, Leptons!
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I believe in you.
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Just put your best foot forward.
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[ Laughs ]
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What are we going to do?
I can't go on like this.
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This kind of shame is a
career-killer, even for me!
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We need a plan B.
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Come on, everybody,
think of something.
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[ Clock ticking ]
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Crayzar:
Put your best foot forward.
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Oh.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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[ All screaming ]
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Welcome to the show!
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Tonight, we have
a very special guest.
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She's been called many things,
most of them bad,
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but this season, she's led
a historically helpless team
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to victory
in a surprising string of wins.
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Here she is, Gaz Digzy!
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[ Laughs ] Gaz!
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Obah.
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So, talk to me, sister.
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After some really
ugly career turbulence,
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what's it like being back in
the limelight with the Leptons?
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Oh, Obah.
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You know, it's funny that you
should start there because --
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Here we go.
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A public execution
in slow motion.
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Oh, you crazy girl.
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Like I said, funny.
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Funny,
I drinks too much.
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The last time I gave a urine
sample, it had an olive in it!
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Hey-o!
Excuse me?
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Still like a little cocktail now
and then to take the edge off.
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But as an athlete, doesn't it
affect your performance?
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My performance?
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Hey, I'm so bad in bed,
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I once caught
a peeping Tom booing me!
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Brud-da-da-da-da-da-da!
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That voice --
That crude, unnatural voice.
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You -- you're --
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Alright.
Time to come clean.
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That voice wasn't me.
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It was Little Gaz!
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I don't know what stinks worse,
Leto's plan or Leto's feet.
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Put your shoe
back on, moron!
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Hey, want to hear a song
about a tortilla?
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Actually, it's more of a rap.
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You like watching me
throw the ball, right?
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Now you get to see me
throw my voice.
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You used to be the bad girl
of the game,
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and now you're playing
with puppets?
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It's a way to help express
my darker inner conflicts
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in a safe space.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Sherwood.
Sherwood, who?
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Gaz Digzy "sure would"
like a beer!
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I didn't know you were
such a comedian, Gaz.
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It's good
to have a hobby.
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♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
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Little Gaz wants to
show you our new dance move!
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I got so much energy.
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I don't know
what to do with it!
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Little Gaz has me off drugs
and high on life!
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Cut, cut.
Go to commercial!
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[ Static crackles ]
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That plan sucked, Leto.
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I looked like a raving maniac
on live broadcast
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to the entire Consortium!
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Then, can I have
my sock back? Oh.
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At least no one
discovered the blab.
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Who cares?
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Gaz destroyed the studio,
and it was a train wreck!
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You were the one
who said really sell it!
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Ah, Gaz Digzy,
butt of the joke yet again.
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Quiet!
She's back on air.
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If you're just tuning in,
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you missed a first
on the Obah Show.
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Something just took place
that was unlike anything
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I've ever witnessed
on live holotube.
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Ah, it was --
That was...
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awesome!
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[ Laughs ] Gaz is clearly
crazy and unstable,
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but who wouldn't be
after a career like hers?
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If her new way to deal
with stress
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and fame is puppets
and performance
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instead of drugs and alcohol,
more power to her!
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I look ahead with optimism
to the future of Gaz Digzy
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and the Leptons!
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Great job, Gaz.
We did it!
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Alright. Time to spill, Gaz.
We got to know.
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00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,955
Who'd you knock boots
with to catch that nasty thing?
254
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:26,043
Even if I did remember,
which I don't, I wouldn't tell.
255
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,963
That secret follows
the blab to the grave.
256
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:33,092
Ah, I told my psychiatrist
that everyone hates me.
257
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,468
He said I was being ridiculous.
258
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,261
Everyone hasn't met me yet!
259
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,930
Zing!
Boom shaka!
260
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,682
Thank you.
I'll be here all night, folks.
261
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,768
Ah! Ergh!
[ Teeth clatter ]
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00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:47,940
♪♪
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00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:53,278
♪♪
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00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,823
Chirp.
265
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,282
Rad.
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