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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,085 --> 00:00:03,045 "Ballmastrz." 2 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:08,342 [ Camera shutters clicking ] 3 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:09,343 [ Tires screech ] 4 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:10,636 [ Cheering ] 5 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,430 [ Laughs ] 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,598 For moi? 7 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:14,807 [ Slurp ] 8 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:17,059 [ Glass shattering ] 9 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:19,103 [ Munching ] 10 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,646 [ Smooching ] 11 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:21,606 Huh?! 12 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,648 [ Both growling ] 13 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:23,691 Aah! 14 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:25,276 [ Evil laughter ] 15 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,861 [ Panting ] 16 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,362 Aah! 17 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:29,614 [ Evil laughter ] 18 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:34,827 Aaaah! 19 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:36,120 Blabber Ball: Party girl Gaz Digzy 20 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,955 shows no signs of slowing down. 21 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,166 We followed the Leptons' controversial captain 22 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,584 all over town last night 23 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,670 on a binge of rich taste and poor choices. 24 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:50,301 Ah, Digzy, you look like hell. 25 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,721 Ahoy! The prodigal drunk returns! 26 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,890 Wow! F-A-T, fat! 27 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,059 Get bent, ya talkin' testicle. 28 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,769 I don't need your lip this morning. 29 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,479 No, really, you curve space and time. 30 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,190 Look at me -- I'm like a moon orbiting a freakin' planet. 31 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,566 Laugh it off, 32 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,569 but as of today, I'm turning over a new leaf. 33 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:10,154 I'm making some changes. 34 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,864 This flab is coming off. 35 00:01:11,948 --> 00:01:13,741 [ Chuckles ] Good luck, tubby. 36 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:15,201 You got about as much self-control 37 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,661 as a pig in a truffle factory. 38 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,705 Ha! I'm gonna prove you so wrong. 39 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,458 I'll bet you you can't lose that rehab gut of yours 40 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:23,626 by the next big game. 41 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:24,752 What's the stakes? 42 00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:26,212 You flatten out that belly, 43 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,881 and I'll have my mouth surgically welded shut 44 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,049 for the rest of the season. 45 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,176 [ Chuckles ] The sound of your silence 46 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,053 would be music to my ears. 47 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,556 But if I win, you gotta strut that fat ass of yours 48 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,433 buck naked across the field during the game. 49 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:40,893 You're on, bigmouth. 50 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:42,812 I can't wait to shut you up! 51 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,689 May the best ball win! 52 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,858 There it is -- the house of pain. 53 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,318 Feel free to throw the towel in any time. 54 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:51,696 [ Grunting ] 55 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,491 [ Wah! Wah! ] 56 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:57,076 Hey, Flint, buddy, I was wondering if maybe 57 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,078 you'd give me some pointers on getting back in shape. 58 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,955 You know, pump some iron with me. 59 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,373 Gaz, if this is the setup 60 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,791 for some elaborate practical joke -- 61 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,544 No, I'm serious -- your expertise is my best shot 62 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,004 at getting a washboard stomach back. 63 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,255 I mean, I need your help. 64 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,923 Finally -- someone who appreciates 65 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,717 the fruit of my sacrifice! 66 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,010 Oh, this is gonna be rich. 67 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:16,512 A fatass getting trained by a fathead. 68 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,058 Sucking in your stomach won't help. Yes, it will. 69 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,477 It's the only way I can see the flippin' numbers. 70 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:24,645 [ Buzzer ] 71 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,647 We've truly got our work cut out for us. 72 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,316 If you're gonna train with me, 73 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:31,485 we need to commit to a regimen of grueling martial arts! 74 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:32,445 Yeah! 75 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:34,614 Intensive meditation! 76 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:35,698 Bring it on! 77 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,700 And lastly, no drinking! 78 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,077 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No booze, like at all? 79 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,704 You are barred from the bars. 80 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,832 Willpower is a muscle. You can make it grow with work. 81 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:46,959 We can reach your full potential in record time, 82 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,879 but only if you can commit. 83 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,255 Okay, Stumpy. 84 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,549 I'll try anything once. 85 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,217 [ Grunting ] 86 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,302 [ Laughs ] 87 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,386 Ohh! 88 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,181 Ow! Hey! [ Whip cracks ] 89 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,642 ♪♪ 90 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,684 Ha ha ha! 91 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:05,478 Geronimo! 92 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,522 [ Grunts loudly ] 93 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,066 [ Shouts ] 94 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:10,983 Hah! 95 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:12,693 Ow! Ow! Ow! 96 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,781 I have an important announcement! 97 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,866 Gaz has made a heroic pledge 98 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,953 to get fit by our next big game! 99 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:24,163 Whoa. That's intense. 100 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,958 Doesn't she already have enough on her plate? 101 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,794 Yeah, if she succeeds, it'll be an epic triumph 102 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,462 of mind over platter. 103 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,922 [ Both laugh ] 104 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,799 I just know she can do it! 105 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,217 Damn right she will! 106 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,052 With my expert tutelage and focused curriculum 107 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,471 of training, temperance, and nutrition, 108 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,474 she'll melt back into a hot piece of tail in no time! 109 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,393 Hah! Digzy's idea of a balanced diet 110 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:46,644 is a beer in each hand. 111 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,521 [ Laughter ] 112 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,231 Seriously, speaking of beers, I'm gonna seize 113 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:53,025 this opportunity to make a little announcement of my own. 114 00:03:53,109 --> 00:03:55,236 You're now looking at the official spokesball 115 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:58,656 of Ulsa Guerin's favorite local brew, Offal Ale. 116 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,949 [ Robots chanting "Beer" ] 117 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,450 Some free samples to celebrate our first 118 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:02,868 cross-promotional giveaway. 119 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:05,579 The next game will be Free Beer Day. 120 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,873 Aah! Hey, I see what you're trying to do. 121 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,376 You sabotage my dieting efforts with a lot of easy suds. 122 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,752 How dare you! 123 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:14,672 I am only trying to bolster the Leptons' brand 124 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,590 with a lucrative marketing gimmick. 125 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,300 Why, you rotten little -- 126 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:21,178 But if you're down for a little side bet, 127 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:24,724 I'll wager you can't stay sober 'til game day, you lush! 128 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:28,561 I haven't touched a drink in 2 days, 6 hours, and 14 minutes. 129 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:29,979 What are the stakes? 130 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:33,399 The loser has to be the winner's personal slave 131 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,567 for a whole month! 132 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,902 You're on, ya floating dingleberry. 133 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:40,948 [ Yelling ] 134 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,578 Ow! Ow! Ow! [ Crashing ] 135 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,538 ♪♪ 136 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,497 Ha ha! 137 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:49,498 [ Growls ] 138 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:51,042 ♪♪ 139 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,668 [ Grunts ] 140 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:57,631 ♪♪ 141 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,175 Huh?! Yeah! 142 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,676 Aah! 143 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,388 [ Grunts ] 144 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,806 [ Laughs ] 145 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:06,932 [ Twinkle! ] 146 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:12,563 ♪♪ 147 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,648 [ Screams ] 148 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:15,816 I'm getting nowhere. 149 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,693 I see myself in your struggles, 150 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:19,445 and I'm reminded of my youthful exploits 151 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,947 as a wandering hero of the wastelands. 152 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:24,784 ♪♪ 153 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,410 [ Laughs ] 154 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,578 [ Grunts ] 155 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,248 I defended the weak, battling roving ravagers 156 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:35,920 with my deadly martial arts style, Two Buck Chuck. 157 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,088 Yeah! 158 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,049 The sacred scrolls became my guide. 159 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:43,677 Get him! With each sacrifice of my flesh, I grew stronger -- 160 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:46,680 alone in body, but not in spirit. 161 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:47,598 Fire! 162 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,350 My psyche wove my entrails 163 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,852 into a golden chain of awakening. 164 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:54,438 Villainy was impaled on a lance of enlightenment 165 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,733 known as Umbilicas! 166 00:05:57,817 --> 00:05:59,485 [ All yelling, screaming ] 167 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,657 [ People gasping ] 168 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,493 The purpose of discipline is to live more fully, not less, 169 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,204 and I always live to the fullest! 170 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,747 Now we're talkin'! Those sacred scrolls 171 00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:14,416 sound like a shortcut to getting ripped overnight. 172 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,377 Ow! There are no shortcuts! 173 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,712 The scrolls contain dark, powerful secrets 174 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,132 that could go awry in the hands of a fervent neophyte. 175 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,925 So I couldn't just peek at a few? 176 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,426 Banish it from your mind! 177 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,637 Let's get back to work, worm! 178 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,559 [ Snoring ] 179 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:34,979 [ Chuckles ] 180 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,021 Nope. Next. Not you. 181 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,731 Gotta be in here somewhere. 182 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:40,818 [ Chuckles ] 183 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,987 Blabber Ball: Hello, consortium. 184 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,865 It's Free Beer Day here at Ulsa Guerin! 185 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,992 Those hard-luck Leptons are hosting 186 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,328 The Roki Men of Chapter City, who are looking to go ape 187 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,747 on veteran Gaz Digzy and her junk jocks. 188 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,875 It's gonna be bananas! 189 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,042 [ Roars ] 190 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,627 [ Cheering ] 191 00:06:58,711 --> 00:07:02,131 Where's Gaz? She missed our morning workout -- again! 192 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,757 I hate to break it to you, sensei, 193 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,801 but Gaz has no willpower. 194 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:07,845 Gaz: Hey, Leptons! 195 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,640 May I present your new and improved team captain! 196 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:14,059 ♪♪ 197 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:16,353 Sweet Krayzar! There goes my bet! 198 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:17,688 Gaz, you did it! 199 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,148 I don't believe my eyes! 200 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,400 I admit it -- I had my doubts. 201 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,235 Oh, Gaz, I'm so proud! 202 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:26,071 I must really be a good sensei after all! 203 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:28,699 Alright, alright! Dry your eyes, Mary. 204 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,492 Let's go pound some primates! 205 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,244 [ Cheering ] 206 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:34,079 [ Growling ] 207 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:37,291 Whoa! I sure hope you know what you're doing, hotshot! 208 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:43,255 [ Grunting, screeching ] 209 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:44,465 [ Cheering ] 210 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,133 That's my Gaz! 211 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,304 Who's ready to rumble? 212 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,181 [ Roars ] 213 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:55,726 Hey, sensei, watch as the pupil surpasses the master. 214 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,311 Digzy! What have you done?! 215 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,939 By cramming all night, studying the forbidden scrolls, 216 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,316 I've tapped into dark, tantric powers 217 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,610 and shed my party girl muffin top, 218 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:08,239 refocusing my beer belly through my third navel chakra 219 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,659 to achieve the ultimate physical, mystical makeover. 220 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,745 [ Echoing ] Behold, the pride of Umbilicus! 221 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,788 [ Flump! ] 222 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,373 Huh?! [ All gasp ] 223 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:20,334 You are never living this one down. You know that, right? 224 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,628 I feel so violated! 225 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,754 What happened? 226 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,673 Time out! Leptons call a time out! 227 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,800 Time out, time out, time out! 228 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,594 You betrayed me, Gaz Digzy! 229 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,221 You brought humiliation and dishonor 230 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,473 to the secret discipline of Two Buck Chuck! 231 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:37,101 Curse your fat ass and any future generations 232 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,145 of fat little fatties that squeeze out of your fat womb! 233 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,856 Wow. I suppose I deserve that. 234 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,024 Anyone else? 235 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:45,317 Well, I feel like crap. 236 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,652 Maybe we could just forfeit this one. 237 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,320 You know, get some takeout, rent a movie. 238 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,155 Oh, no, you flimflam floozy! 239 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:52,533 Listen, we ain't forfeiting on Free Beer Day, 240 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,285 and don't think you can weasel out 241 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,995 of your streak of shame, either. 242 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,371 The ball is right! 243 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,747 The only way Gaz could save face 244 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,624 and reclaim even a tiny shred of dignity 245 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,959 is to run around naked 246 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,628 in front of a packed arena of rowdy drunks! 247 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,588 No reneging the nude, you prude! 248 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,258 Gaz Digzy never welshed on a bet. 249 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,094 Then drop them drawers and start running, cupcake. 250 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,429 Shove it, dungball! 251 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,597 I'll drop my drawers, but I ain't running. 252 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:18,350 Blabber Ball: What's this? Gaz Digzy is taking the field 253 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:21,020 without her helmet -- or her shorts?! 254 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,396 [ Screaming ] Disgusting! 255 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:26,108 Screw it! This is me! No apologies! 256 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,360 Get an eyeful, you drunks! 257 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:29,320 [ Cheering ] 258 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,071 This isn't a beer belly! 259 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:34,283 It's a fuel tank for a love machine! 260 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,286 Not nearly as enjoyable as I thought it was gonna be. 261 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,454 [ Cheering ] 262 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:39,913 [ Grunting ] Disgusting! 263 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:41,999 Let the human mock monkey man. 264 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,918 Prince Bongo smash nudey woman! 265 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:47,129 [ Grunting, screeching ] 266 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,590 Aah! 267 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,759 [ Crash! ] [ Roars ] 268 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:57,306 [ Grunting ] 269 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,308 [ Screaming ] 270 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,687 [ Cymbals crash ] 271 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,941 [ Both grunting, hooting ] 272 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,490 [ Screeches ] 273 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,866 Aah! 274 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,496 [ Roars ] 275 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,622 Aah! 276 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,584 [ Roars ] 277 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,044 [ Zing! ] 278 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,796 [ Crowd groans ] 279 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:29,963 Ow! 280 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,928 [ Grunting, cheering ] 281 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,930 You lost the bet, and we lost the game, 282 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,516 but for some reason, you don't seem too bothered by it. 283 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,976 I may have failed at achieving a flat stomach, 284 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,438 but during my training, I never touched a drop of booze, 285 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,482 and we had a side bet. 286 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,692 Wait, wait. That means -- 287 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:50,984 [ Echoing ] No! 288 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,237 A whole month of servitude. 289 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,156 I'll have you know, Offal Ale revoked my sponsorship 290 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,491 'cause I can't make public appearances 291 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,867 looking like a chambermaid. 292 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,120 This humiliation could not end any sooner. 293 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,497 Shut up and fetch me a brew. 294 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,291 "Ballmastrz." 295 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,210 "Ballmastrz." 296 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,795 "Ballmastrz." 297 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,547 "Ballmast--" 298 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,673 Chirp. 19052

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