Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:04,380
Ballmastrz.
2
00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:11,888
♪♪
3
00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:17,310
Ugh. Nothing but barren waste
as far as the eye can see --
4
00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:21,189
a parched reminder of man's
cruel inhumanity to man.
5
00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,565
Don't be a poop, Leto.
6
00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,816
Road trips are the best.
7
00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,777
Let's play a game.
-Ugh.
8
00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:29,614
The first person to spot a rack
from the Rad Wars yells out,
9
00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:33,075
"Newt!"
and gets a point.
10
00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,578
Newt!
That's one point for me.
11
00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,121
[ Sighs ]
12
00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,372
How we doing, kid?
13
00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,249
We're making
great time, Gaz.
14
00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:41,793
I'm so excited.
15
00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,044
Okay. Okay.
16
00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:44,796
Two hands
on the wheel, spaz.
17
00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,214
Crazart's ghost.
18
00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,424
Which one of you animals
clogged up the pipes again?
19
00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:50,927
Ace, pull this thing over.
I got to take a major leak.
20
00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,471
I guess we could use
a pit stop to fuel up.
21
00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,598
Just try to hold it
for a few more vectors.
22
00:00:55,681 --> 00:01:00,436
Make it snappy.
My teeth are floating here!
23
00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,231
Who's up for some
watery domestic?
24
00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,608
Don't mention liquids.
I'm about to burst.
25
00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,819
Gangway, boys,
'cause I mean biz.
26
00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:11,197
This bloated ball
has got to whiz.
27
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,074
We don't serve
her kind here.
28
00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:15,326
-[ Growls ]
-It's okay, Lulu.
29
00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:19,205
you can help me dumpster dive
for garbage fuel instead.
30
00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:24,919
♪♪
31
00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,255
Come on, Leto.
Let's cut a rug.
32
00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:29,966
Aw, DD, really?
33
00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:32,051
Don't be such
a wallflower.
34
00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,136
Let's dance.
-Can't.
35
00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:37,098
Got two left feet, see?
36
00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,392
I'm sure Flip will
dance with you.
37
00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:42,270
Flip has no feet.
Dance with me!
38
00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:46,274
What are you waiting for,
sailor, a mating call?
39
00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,778
Ugh.
40
00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,488
Ah.
41
00:01:52,572 --> 00:01:55,908
Hands off my boyfriend!
42
00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:57,785
Ace:
Great job, Lulu.
43
00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:00,371
I bet we've reconstituted
enough trash into buzz fuel
44
00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,415
to last us
a dozen road trips.
45
00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:03,791
[ Screaming ]
46
00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,711
Jeepers.
That's not a good sign.
47
00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:19,390
Scram, Leto.
I was pussing out here first.
48
00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,058
And so I says to him,
49
00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,019
"A good night with me
is like a table --
50
00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:25,730
four bare legs
and no drawers."
51
00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:32,278
Flip: Yeah! I walked the ancient
path of Secret Solitude,
52
00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,946
suppressed the
Hundred Hindrances,
53
00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,948
clearing my mind
and my core
54
00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,909
so that I might become
a more divine instrument
55
00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,368
of holy retribution!
56
00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:42,413
Now, quake with misgiving
at the missile of insight!
57
00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:46,042
Behold umbilicus!
58
00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,211
Ah!
59
00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:50,421
Gaz: Ow.
60
00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,881
[ Yelling ]
61
00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,843
[ Growling ]
62
00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:57,720
[ Whistles ]
Heel, boys.
63
00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:01,390
This one fights like a devil,
but looks like an angel.
64
00:03:01,474 --> 00:03:02,975
Oh. Me?
65
00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,435
What's your name,
Gorgeous?
66
00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:09,398
Oh. I'm Duleena Duneeda,
but my friends call me DD.
67
00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,776
Can I be
your friend, DD?
68
00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,664
Oh, wow!
69
00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:27,458
Oh, wow.
70
00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,670
Okay, D, whenever you're done
swapping spit with this greaser,
71
00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,380
we got a game
to get to.
72
00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,632
You'd be a goddess
on the back of my bike.
73
00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,678
I get it, Sis,
but we've got to hit the road.
74
00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,513
Why don't you
stick around, Mama?
75
00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:41,806
Roll with the fingers --
76
00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,016
assuming your boyfriend
doesn't mind.
77
00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,478
Oh, I'm not actually
her boyfriend.
78
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,522
I'm staying.
79
00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:52,525
-DD, what about the team?
-The lady has spoken.
80
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,778
Now, you jokers should beat it
before you get fingered again.
81
00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,488
Yeah, you guys
better beat it.
82
00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,033
Can't say I'm up for saving
your asses twice in one day.
83
00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,081
Leto: Ugh.
84
00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:11,919
[ Buzzer ]
85
00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:13,838
Well, that sucked.
86
00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,631
I don't know
what happened, guys.
87
00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:17,591
I was totally
useless.
88
00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:20,845
It's like some vital piece
of me has gone missing.
89
00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,221
If you're suggesting
90
00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,515
that your performance
tonight lacked cojones,
91
00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,641
I'll strongly agree.
92
00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:29,103
I can't stop
thinking about DD.
93
00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,982
I guess you don't know
what you got till it's gone.
94
00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,487
ALL: This just in, sports fans.
Could it b-b-be?
95
00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:41,365
Former Lepton loser-loser,
Duleena Duneeda
96
00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,783
is ravaging the wastelands
97
00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,745
with the notorious
Middle Fingers Biker gang?
98
00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:48,581
Seems like things between DD
and the leader of the pack,
99
00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:51,459
Bacchus LeBrute,
are really heating up.
100
00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:59,091
G-g-g-get out
your Geiger counters.
101
00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,844
These lovers are
radiating romance.
102
00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,806
Ugh.
103
00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,433
Do you think she's
really found true love?
104
00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,893
I don't know,
but it looks like
105
00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,812
she's have a hell of a good time
making up her mind.
106
00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:16,442
Oh, heaven knows
I'm miserable now.
107
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,778
Spare me, wussbag.
We got murdered out there
108
00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,446
'cause of your mopey
lollygagging.
109
00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,282
The already dismal
chances of this team
110
00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,160
ever winning a game
are cut in half without DD.
111
00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,536
We need to
get her back,
112
00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:30,289
and there's only one
thing that will do it.
113
00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:33,334
-It's the power of love.
-Ugh.
114
00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:34,919
The kid's
right, Leto.
115
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,880
Time to man up
and reclaim DD's heart.
116
00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,257
DD always loved
your poetry, Leto.
117
00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,343
You need to compose
her a love poem.
118
00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,637
It'll be the bestest
poem ever.
119
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,305
I've never had
a girlfriend before,
120
00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,307
but if I had to win
someone's affection,
121
00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,352
I would want do do it
through beautiful verse.
122
00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:55,356
She was never actually
my girlfriend.
123
00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:58,567
Gaz: Eh, I don't think poetry
is gonna cut it this time.
124
00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:01,195
Bacchus LeBrute
is serious competition
125
00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,155
in the testosterone
department.
126
00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:05,241
You know, if poem boy
were more of a badass,
127
00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,660
he might actually stand
a chance again Bacchus.
128
00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:11,747
Existential crisis,
murdered by biker gang.
129
00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:14,333
Existential crisis,
murdered by --
130
00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,626
Would it hurt so much
131
00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,796
to just fake having
a pair of nuts for once?
132
00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,007
That's it. Fake it!
You're gonna fake it!
133
00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,019
Well, well.
Look who's returned.
134
00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,357
[ Gasps ]
135
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,025
Leto!
136
00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,277
It...
137
00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,862
What a surprise.
138
00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,367
Whoa. Ow.
139
00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,077
[ Banging ]
140
00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:52,705
I'm back, Mama.
141
00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,081
[ Laughs ]
142
00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:57,459
I see what you're doing,
Leto -- sweet but pathetic.
143
00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:00,546
Oh, wow.
You are a hoot.
144
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,506
Okay, man.
So, here's the deal.
145
00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:05,259
It took some real sack
to show your face here again,
146
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,094
so I'll give you
another shot at DD.
147
00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:08,554
You will?
148
00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,056
We're gonna race through
Gallows Gulch, just you and me.
149
00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,641
My wheels
against yours.
150
00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:14,977
And if you win, you can
take the chick back.
151
00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,521
-He can?
-What if you win?
152
00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,900
When I win, I get the pink
slip to your team bus.
153
00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,151
[ Gasping ]
154
00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:25,738
Um...
155
00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,198
Okay. Sure.
156
00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,949
Seems fair.
157
00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,243
Gallows Gulch,
high noon.
158
00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:34,288
Don't be late.
159
00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,041
You maroon. Have you ever ridden
a motorcycle before?
160
00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,292
[ Growls ]
161
00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,628
She has a great point.
We don't even have a bike
162
00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,254
for Leto to ride.
163
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,883
Close your eyes and
think of motorcycles.
164
00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,551
You are
insanely weird.
165
00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:52,139
Just try it. Close your eyes
and concentrate really hard.
166
00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:54,558
Okay, okay.
I'm doing it.
167
00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:57,519
Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.
Vroom. Vroom.
168
00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,563
Think about
motorcycles.
169
00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:02,316
Hey, stop!
What are you doing, kid?
170
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,735
Ballmastrz.
171
00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,529
Whoa.
172
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,031
Ballmastrz.
173
00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,825
Bike master!
It worked!
174
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,995
We fused into
a new ballmastr formation.
175
00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:18,040
We look even cooler
than I hoped for!
176
00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,335
Says you. I really made an ass
out of myself this time.
177
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,045
Hope on, Leto.
178
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,506
You've got
a race to win.
179
00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:30,803
♪♪
180
00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,182
Crazy wheels, man.
181
00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:37,935
Uh, yeah.
It's an import.
182
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,107
Vroom. Vroom.
183
00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,026
Here we go,
Poem Boy.
184
00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:49,571
You better hang on
to your longfellow.
185
00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:53,534
♪♪
186
00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,500
Watch out.
187
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,335
[ Screaming ]
[ Whistles ]
188
00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,296
Whoa.
189
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,799
Huh. Guys, looks like we got
some late entries.
190
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,930
-Rotten cheaters.
-I got these ass clowns.
191
00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,181
[ Burps ]
192
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,559
Ballmastrz.
193
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,855
[ Birds screeching ]
194
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,571
Ballmastrz.
195
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,784
Ballmastrz.
196
00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,953
[Singing] So much
for your dirty tricks.
197
00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:40,748
They're just no match
for my vomit slicks.
198
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,423
Vroom, vroom.
199
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,717
Ballmastrz.
200
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,263
Ballmastrz.
201
00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,723
Wow!
202
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,811
[ Cheering ]
203
00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:04,104
[ Growling ]
204
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,647
Oh...
205
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,610
Nobody shows me up.
206
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,406
Let go of my boyfriend!
207
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,744
[ Bacchus yelling ]
208
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,591
I'm so glad you're
back on the team, DD.
209
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,844
I'm feeling good from
my head down to my toes.
210
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,097
Well, you know
what they say --
211
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,766
"If you love
something, let it go.
212
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,728
And if it returns,
it was meant to be."
213
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,482
Uh, let's just
take it slow, DD.
214
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:52,861
This escapade has
really been straining.
215
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,280
Maybe you'd like
to spend tomorrow
216
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:58,534
straining your crap
to find your dick!
217
00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,785
Ugh.
218
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,831
♪ Ballmastrz ♪
219
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,874
♪ Ballmastrz ♪
220
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,630
♪ Ballmastrz ♪
221
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,048
Chirp.
14354
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof