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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,509 - This the place? - This the place. 2 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,680 - This the stuff? - This the stuff. 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,724 And this is no ordinary stuff, Morty. 4 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,602 This sap is primo. 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,945 - What the hell? - Shit! Vines! 6 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:33,366 Locusts come to harvest my bounty. 7 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,326 Hey, giant ancient tree guy. 8 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,912 Sorry. We thought the sap was accountability-free. 9 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,581 Yeah, we're not locusts, just a couple adventurers. 10 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,084 Spacefarers. 11 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,294 You consume your planets, 12 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:48,798 then spread your sickness to the stars. 13 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,133 Nah. Nah, man. We're clean, I promise. 14 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,095 Yeah, yeah. We just got tested, and I got a bit of a soy allergy. 15 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:58,224 I have a place for animals like you. 16 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:02,187 You will be reformed! 17 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,066 What is... 18 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,626 ...this?! 19 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,670 Yeah, Morty. Not ideal. 20 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,880 But I promise you, the sap will be worth it. 21 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,551 I had the craziest night on this stuff a few weeks ago. 22 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,001 I'm all wobbly, Rick. What the fuck's going on? 23 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,502 {\an8}I'm in the same position you are. 24 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:11,255 {\an8}But I can guess that those roots extracted the biological data 25 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,050 {\an8}we think of as our minds and reincarnated us as amoeba. 26 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,801 {\an8}How do we get our old bodies back? 27 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,345 {\an8}Well, that's the wrong question, 28 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,431 {\an8}but it's the one all new cellmates ask. 29 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,682 "Cellmates." 30 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,893 We use humor to stay sane in this place. 31 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,520 Yes, sir. Many folks have tried to raid this planet 32 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,022 and ended up down here. 33 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,775 Growth and rebirth. The ball and chain around our ankles. 34 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,110 {\an8}In here, a man can truly change. 35 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,321 {\an8}But don't mistake that for freedom. 36 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,158 Give me your cytoplasm, you limp-dick motherfucker! 37 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,250 - What? - Huh. 38 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,835 {\an8}Guess if you die, you start over. 39 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,545 {\an8}Good thing we hadn't made much progress. 40 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,173 {\an8}- Try not to die, Morty. - Hello, my delicious friends. 41 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,676 {\an8}- He's multicellular now! - Back for another helping? 42 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,470 {\an8}- Spawn-camping piece of shit! - Jesus! 43 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,597 {\an8}Prison rules, Morty. Get to the top of the food chain 44 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,891 {\an8}or you're someone's dinner. 45 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,686 {\an8}Hey, get in here. We need the nutrients. 46 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,771 {\an8}Oh, it's like salty tapioca. 47 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,440 {\an8}If this place is dumb enough to let us manipulate our DNA, Morty, 48 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,067 {\an8}then we'll just evolve our way out. 49 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,151 {\an8}First step is fins. 50 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,320 {\an8}- Wait. How? - Mitosis, Morty. 51 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,365 {\an8}Think really hard about being your own daughter. 52 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,417 Being a fish isn't so bad. Swimming is fun. 53 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,960 I do like how you're never thirsty. 54 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,671 And the whole world's your toilet. 55 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,679 Oh. Oh, air. So good. 56 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,848 So good. 57 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,066 {\an8}Toughen up, Morty. 58 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,818 {\an8}The primordial soup was just the beginning. 59 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,528 {\an8}We're in some kind of hollow earth. 60 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,405 {\an8}The reincarnation field must be contained 61 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,823 {\an8}within the warden's root lattice. 62 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,243 {\an8}If we escape to the surface, we escape the cycle. 63 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,372 Goddamn it, Morty. You're a lungfish. 64 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,374 Use your lungs. 65 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,100 {\an8}- Sorry. - You know how much willpower it takes 66 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,393 {\an8}to drown yourself? 67 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,770 What do you want to try next? 68 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,897 I got eight words for you... 69 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:33,940 legs. 70 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,985 This is great. We let our food come to us and plan our next move. 71 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,070 {\an8}I think I'm stuck. 72 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,614 {\an8}- In our own web? - It's fine. 73 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,532 {\an8}I'll use you and pull myself up. 74 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,035 {\an8}Don't! Damn it! 75 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,913 {\an8}Not so fun, is it? 76 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,623 {\an8}- Eat shit! - I'm gonna! 77 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,835 {\an8}Morty, I'm gonna evolve wings, and then I'm gonna kill that guy. 78 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,048 This is amazing, Rick. 79 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,549 And really quick to get to. 80 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,636 Birds are basically small dinosaurs. 81 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,012 {\an8}All right, Morty, there's no thermals, 82 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,640 so we've got to evolve really specific wings to get up there. 83 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,600 {\an8}Oh, you can't build us mech suits yet? 84 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,352 {\an8}Nah. Birds can get wherever they want, 85 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,187 {\an8}but can't do anything once they get there. 86 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,855 {\an8}It's like astral projection. 87 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,983 Oh, shit! He can get us down here too. 88 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,449 {\an8}All right. Pretty obvious we gotta climb a tech tree 89 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,951 {\an8}to climb the actual tree. 90 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,494 {\an8}And we do that with... 91 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,831 {\an8}Hands. Supple, grippy hands 92 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,833 {\an8}and a pretty familiar version of-- 93 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,627 {\an8}- God, just go already. - Don't wait up! 94 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,010 This watering hole is pretty tense. 95 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,097 - Pretty ape-heavy. - Exactly. 96 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,267 This hole's for apes only. Clear out. 97 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,811 Oh, we were just drinking water. 98 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,521 And using tools! 99 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,774 Hey, look, this guy's jerking off a stick with his rock. 100 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,734 He’s a stick stroker! 101 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,403 I'm gonna end you, tool man. 102 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,489 We can move along. 103 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,951 - Oh my God, Rick! - Hey, what the fuck? 104 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,287 Hey! Kill those monkeys slightly different than us. 105 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,622 - What are you doing, Rick? - They started it. 106 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,500 Domination through technology, Morty. We're going apex. 107 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,002 This stick is your god! 108 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,462 He's got a thing! 109 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,840 {\an8}Rick? 110 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,174 {\an8}I'm doing this for both of us. 111 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,760 {\an8}I'll find you when I find you. 112 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,057 Guess he really did bail on me. 113 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,518 - You lost, son? - Oh. Oh, hey. 114 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,729 Please don't kill me for my cytoplasm. 115 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,983 Oh, child, you've been trapped in the cycle of violence too long. 116 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,818 I don't know, maybe you're right. 117 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,570 I'm tired of fighting all the time. 118 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,738 Mm-hmm. 119 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,741 I've seen countless souls waste a billion lifetimes 120 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,200 trying to bust out of here. 121 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,161 But you can't fight the cycle, son. 122 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,914 You got to submit to it. Serve nature. 123 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,291 Is this where you kill me? 124 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,669 Oh, you are traumatized. 125 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,094 Wow! Pollinating, building little hexagon houses, 126 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,722 feels good to do something positive. 127 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,391 You see? And I reckon the warden likes it too. 128 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,768 What are you in for, Morty? 129 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,355 I was a scout for an orc species looking for planets to conquer. 130 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:23,067 I was a scout for a sludge species looking for planets to conquer. 131 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:27,279 Well, I'm a touch different because I was a pod person 132 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,323 looking for planets to conquer. 133 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,659 I was helping my grandpa get sap. 134 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:35,037 I assume it makes energy or gets you high. I don't know. 135 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,914 Aha. That adds up. 136 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,209 He seems the type to be locked in here, but you don't. 137 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,504 - Thank you! - It's a... There's a... 138 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,132 G-O-R... 139 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:51,304 Should’ve spelled "ape." 140 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,139 On to the next one. 141 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,684 Every cycle evolves us closer to parole. 142 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,436 - Yeah! - Yeah! 143 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:03,107 Oh, I'm so fucking wounded. 144 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,817 Everyone follow my lead. 145 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,318 Your lead? I'm the alpha. 146 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,569 Dog, I'm the alpha. 147 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,489 Easy prey here. Easy pickings. 148 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,573 - Get him. - Now! 149 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,034 - I'm the alpha. - On my go! 150 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,495 A hole? This isn't alpha at all. 151 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,000 We're all betas now. Come on, time to meet the boss. 152 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:26,505 Hey. I know usually I'd be trying to eat you and all, 153 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,132 but maybe Los Lobos and The Herd-- 154 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,719 Hey! No interspecies solidarity. 155 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,100 The wolves have been incorporated, sir. 156 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,352 All except for that one. 157 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,563 I'm sorry for those things I said about apes. 158 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,148 More fermented berry mash. 159 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,274 Right away, sir. 160 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,318 It's time to climb this fucker. 161 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,991 Listen up, pawns. 162 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,452 We begin the task of scaling this root. 163 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,246 The root will kill you if you touch it. 164 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,999 You will go one at a time for observation purposes. 165 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,250 On. Now. 166 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,919 Kind of feel like I'm being punished for my loyalty, but-- 167 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,756 Lead by example, Gorilla Number 3. 168 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,688 Gas 20 feet up. 169 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,690 Next! 170 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,078 You know what? Fine. 171 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,081 If we can't break out, we break him. 172 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,245 So we clean shit from the ocean? 173 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,789 Ocean needs cleanin'. 174 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,834 And we shit in the ocean? 175 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,294 Ocean needs shittin'. 176 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:36,051 And we shit in the soil while eating shit out of the soil? 177 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,513 You're pretty hung up on the shit part of it, aren't you? 178 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,852 What's troubling you, son? 179 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,938 I mean, I like the nonviolence, don't get me wrong, 180 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,481 and having a shell is fun, 181 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,359 but it just feels like we're going in circles. 182 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,736 Well, that's what a healthy ecosystem is. 183 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:58,407 Eventually, the warden will notice our piety and set us free. 184 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,368 Until then, we find peace in here. 185 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:05,664 So a reformed prisoner is someone who doesn't want to leave the prison? 186 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,249 See? You get it. 187 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,377 Oh, now you're probably just hungry. Here. 188 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,963 I guess I don't want to eat whoever that is. 189 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,965 Now, son, that's a vegetable. 190 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,259 No one picks being a vegetable. 191 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,221 You'd have to really give up to be one of those. 192 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,308 Hey, I think I'm maybe gonna brave 193 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,726 the rest of this life alone. 194 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,895 Well, you know where to find us. 195 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,564 We'll be eating shit. 196 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,461 Sun! Real sun! 197 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,549 Oh, great Warden! I did it! I figured it out! 198 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,678 The goal is to be a plant, like you! 199 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,222 Whoa! So many nutrients in the soil up here. 200 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,391 Yes. 201 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:33,228 The life cycles of the guilty provide nourishment. 202 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,438 Oh. 203 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,398 But that's more of a by-product 204 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,067 than the point of all this, right? 205 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,990 So... I live up here now? 206 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,327 Oh. This is my spot. 207 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,456 Okay, I can go find my own planet. 208 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,918 You would kinda need to be a spacefarer for that. 209 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,462 And I don't like those. 210 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,131 But now you know how cool it is to be a tree. 211 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,550 - Oh. - Boink! 212 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,734 Okay, we have that bronze post-mortem in ten, 213 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,529 followed by the all-hands on opposable thumbs. 214 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,079 I'll reschedule. 215 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,122 Look who it is. 216 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,624 You don't have to do this, man. 217 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,126 The system's rigged. He wants us fighting each other. 218 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,170 Sounds like I'm on the right side of history. 219 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,172 Morty! 220 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,132 Alright, Morty, let's shake a leg. 221 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,468 When he respawns in a second, he's not gonna be any less annoying. 222 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,345 Rick?! Is this a coincidence? 223 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,097 You died at the same time as me? 224 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,306 I saw everything, buddy. 225 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,433 You beat the system, then the system beat back. 226 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,810 He's evil, Rick! 227 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,603 He's feeding off the cycle of death! 228 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,980 We're all just mulch! 229 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,857 Damn. Pretty diabolical tree. 230 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,860 I don't wanna be mulch! I wanna go home! 231 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,613 - We have to stop killing each other! - We will, buddy. 232 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,573 No more death now. That's what feeds the tree. 233 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,909 I'm back! 234 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,079 After that. Now let's go. 235 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:18,793 Nants ingonyama bagithi baba! 236 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,045 Thanks for indulging me. 237 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,173 I'm not in the form of a lion, but I did want to sing the song. 238 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,259 Hello, inmates. 239 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,136 Okay, I deserve that. 240 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,512 But I have something to say. 241 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,098 {\an8}You expect us to listen to you?! 242 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,102 No, I expect you to listen to Morty. 243 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,230 The Warden seems wise and stoic, but he's just a big tree. 244 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,107 Which means we can starve him out! 245 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,526 It's a hunger strike! But for him. 246 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,070 We'll all live peacefully in a contained system. 247 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,196 I don't know. 248 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,240 So instead of escaping, 249 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,576 we'll live in a smaller, shittier prison? 250 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,203 - I didn't say shittier! - Gorilla 3, is that you? 251 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,415 It's Hyena 3 now. I got a new job. 252 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,624 Seems like a lateral step. 253 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,543 Think of it more as a biodome. 254 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,962 You've spent a million lifetimes being dogs and fish. 255 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,340 It won't kill you to spend one lifetime on this. 256 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,511 Hopefully nothing will kill you. That's the point of the strike. 257 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,513 You know, he does have a point. 258 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,228 Oh, this was a mistake. 259 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,980 What? This looks great! 260 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,816 Then again, I am a bat. 261 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,318 Welcome to me! 262 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,153 Combined with Morty's plant-based livin', 263 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,071 we should all age pretty gracefully. 264 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,616 All he needs from you is... 265 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,369 - Hey. Mornin'. - Shittin' hard or hardly shittin'? 266 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,455 You know, when they pitched me on this herbivore diet, 267 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,209 I was skeptical, but then I tried the pizza. 268 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,157 I need 34 bruschettas, all day. 269 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,159 Yes, Chimp! 270 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,870 And you laugh at all my jokes. 271 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,373 It's true, it's true. 272 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,707 I led us all down here 273 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,585 with the express purpose of killing our tree warden overlord, 274 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,754 which I remind you is still our goal. 275 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,714 He should actually be pretty weak by now. 276 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,509 However, I knew we were putting down roots, 277 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,636 but never imagined love would bloom. 278 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,347 What doesn't bloom down here? 279 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,725 Congratulations! 280 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,645 Hyena 3 and Sheep, you may now-- 281 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,773 Okay, already doing it. Hot. 282 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,528 Let's party! 283 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,914 I'm so... hungry. 284 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,669 What's happening down there? 285 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:12,424 Hey! Start killing each other! 286 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,052 Hello? Anybody? 287 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,057 Oh, you little fuckers are gonna get it now! 288 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,195 "Get bent." 289 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,115 "Get bent"? Little toothless. 290 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,909 - Not that I can beat it. - Now! 291 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,546 It's working. He's too weak to get us with his vines! 292 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,466 Good thing too. I didn't anticipate how old and pacified 293 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,760 our forces would be by the time this plan worked. 294 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,887 Come on, Hyena 3. Marriage made you soft. 295 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,515 - Leave him alone! - You were always a toxic boss! 296 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,937 It's working! Phase 2 now! 297 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,493 Pull! 298 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,163 No! No! 299 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,500 This planet was my retirement! 300 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,126 Say it with me, animals! 301 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,338 Timber! 302 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:44,224 Doesn't anybody hate anybody anymore? 303 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:48,269 Hey, birds, don't snakes always eat your eggs? 304 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,938 Don't... Don't fall for that. 305 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,066 Come on. Someone's gotta have a grudge. 306 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,193 This is too reformed! 307 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,570 Oh, did we evolve too much? 308 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,367 I actually have deep respect for spacefarers. 309 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,453 Parked your ships all nice and neat up there. 310 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,748 If it makes you feel any better, 311 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,668 I didn't steal anything from the glove boxes! 312 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,129 No! I'm dying! 313 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,925 Plants rule... 314 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,224 {\an8}So... that's it, then? 315 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,853 {\an8}I kinda thought we'd be returned to our original bodies. 316 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:33,064 {\an8}No, no, no, no, we will. We all just gotta believe. 317 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,567 {\an8}Yeah, we all just gotta close our eyes. 318 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,988 {\an8}Hm. Okay. You guys got us this far. 319 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,372 {\an8}I don't feel anything. Is it happening? 320 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,082 {\an8}Oh, it totally is. 321 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,251 {\an8}You gotta keep those eyes tight, though. 322 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,586 {\an8}You sound farther away. 323 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,839 {\an8}Oh! My leaf became a hand! It's working! 324 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,176 {\an8}- Hope that happens to me. - Whoa! Yeah! 325 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,097 {\an8}Oh! Oh, so magical. 326 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,310 {\an8}Interesting how it happened to them first. 327 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,312 Yeah! 328 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,022 Oh man! 329 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,444 Where have you two been all day? 330 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,863 - Nunya. - What's that? Biology? 331 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,658 I think I know a thing or two about that. 332 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,287 Nope. 333 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,199 - Oop. Excuse us. - Huh. 334 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,951 - Dude! - That was totally Hyena Number 3. 335 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,160 Guess people got out, huh? 336 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,080 That is not how I pictured him looking. 337 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,666 - Thanks, hon. - This might sound crazy, 338 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,793 but do you know who I think I just saw? 339 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,962 Was it the old man and boy who saved us from prison 340 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,047 but also left us trapped in our animal bodies? 341 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,175 You always fucking step on my stories! 342 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,178 Did you get any of that?24088