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Any more card?
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No. Okay.
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Go ahead, put your... I call.
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You call? I call.
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Ready? Call. Uh-huh. Ready?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Whatever.
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Are we done yet?
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Ha ha! No, I'm kidding. I win again.
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What is this, like, ten in a row I won?
All right, all right, yeah. Okay, wow,
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you won again. Great. Yeah, let's play.
Let's play. I think you're making up
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your own rules. I am not making up my
own rules.
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I love family game day.
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Why haven't we been playing this?
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Look, I got to change.
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Okay. All right.
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One more game. Come on, Levi.
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You've been saying one more game for,
like, the last 45 minutes now. Your
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dad's been working on Sundays, and we
used to play game day all the time,
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remember? Remember how we used to play
that all the time? I missed it. You said
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you would play game day with me today,
so let's just play.
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I want to play.
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I want you to stick around today. All
right, deal.
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Okay, so one more game.
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Look, I'll tell you what. No, no, no,
no, no, no. I'll tell you what. If
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you're going to make me stay here, which
is fine, whatever.
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Can we at least play something that I
like?
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Yeah. Okay.
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How many do I deal?
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Two. No.
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You'll deal five.
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But we're going to play a game I want to
play. Okay. What do you want to play?
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Canasta?
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What? What do you want to play?
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Canasta? Yeah. What do you want to play?
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No.
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Come on, Levi. What do you want to play?
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Your choice. You know what?
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Let's play strip poker.
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Levi. What?
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We're not going to play strip poker.
Let's have fun if we're going to do
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something. We're not going to play strip
poker.
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Why not?
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Because. That's silly.
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We're not going to play strip poker. I
think you can walk around in your
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underwear anyway.
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You're not a pig, you know.
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Well, I'm going to need a few more
drinks if I'm going to play strip poker.
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Come on.
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Let's have fun.
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All right. No problem.
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Mr. Smarty Pants. Yeah.
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How do you play?
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Yeah. All right. Five cards. We have
five cards. And you can choose up to
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three cards to get away. Okay. And then
you get three more given to you. Okay.
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And go ahead.
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Those two. Do you even know what card to
put? One, two, three.
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Yeah. Sweet.
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All right. I'll do two. The only two,
please.
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Now, you understand how strip poker
works.
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Yes. I got it. You got the whole mint.
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I got it. So if you lose, you take off
an article. I got it. I got it. I know
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exactly what I'm going to take off. Go
ahead.
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All right.
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Ready? What do you got?
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I have two eights.
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All right. I got it. Jack.
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Take it off, baby.
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Take it off.
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Come on. Take off something.
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All right, but if I do this, you
understand something. If I take off my
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clothes, you do too. Yeah, I like this
game a lot. You're knocking up. This
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game is my game. This is my game.
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Woo-hoo!
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I'm winning the game.
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Drink up.
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Better.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I go first?
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Or do you go first because you lost?
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Take however many you want on the zip
card.
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I'm going to take two.
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You're going to take two?
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What's this one?
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Okay.
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I'm so good at this.
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You're going to take clothes off, right?
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Yep. Okay. Okay. Ready? What do you got?
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And weep. Nine and five and a six to
spare.
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Shit. I know.
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What are you going to take off?
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The question isn't what I am going to
take off. The question, Mom, is what are
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you going to take off?
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I am going to take off an earring. Whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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Article of clothing. Don't give me that
crap. We're not in grade school here.
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Okay, I'm going to take off my shirt.
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No, no, no.
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Did you see me take off my flip-flop?
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No. You cannot take those off. That does
not count.
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Don't put the out on me now. You told me
you were going to play.
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My belt. I take my belt off.
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All right. You're not. You know what?
I'm going to.
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Okay. Okay. Go to the game.
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All right.
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Turn around.
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Turn around. Turn around.
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This is ridiculous.
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All right.
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Can I turn around? Yes. You can turn
around now. Yes.
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Okay? Very good. I'm proud of you. Okay.
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Haha!
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Chicken!
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Not your belt.
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Oh, you're eating it.
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Any?
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Alright. Sure this is how you play?
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This is exactly how you play.
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You're the one that agreed to it,
remember?
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Yeah. So don't bitch now.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Are you gonna show or what?
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I've got... Okay. I've got... I'm gonna
take one card.
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Do you need any card?
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No, I'm good.
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I have... Okay.
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Do you know what you have?
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Uh-huh.
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You are going down, mister.
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You are going to lose once again.
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And I'm going to be declared the winner
of game day.
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I wouldn't be so cocky there.
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Wow.
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Put your money where your mouth is
there, boss. Are you ready?
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You ready to show them? You know what?
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You seem extremely cocky right now. I
am. Because I'm going to win. You are.
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I'm going to win. If you're that cocky,
you know what?
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Let's make it a little, let's entice it
a little bit. Let's make the stakes a
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little higher. Okay.
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I've got money in my purse. You want me
to go get my purse?
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No, no.
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Money's okay.
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You know what?
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I want a winner take all.
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Basically, whoever wins when we show,
the winner gets to tell the loser
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exactly what to do. No matter what.
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And you gotta swear no matter what.
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Okay. I'm pretty confident.
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I will...
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Pick your winner. Take all bets.
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Because you are going to stay here the
rest of the day with me.
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And you are going to play whatever game
I want. I've got Jenga. I've got
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Parcheesi. I've got Twister. We're
playing everything.
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I'm taking them all. Shoot some ladders.
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Oh, yeah. The whole day? The whole day.
The whole day.
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Take it or leave it.
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Take it or leave it. You're down to your
pants anyways.
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You might be running around.
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All right. You know what? All right.
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But I'm telling you.
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And then whatever I say goes. If I win.
Okay? Deal?
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Shake on it before. Shake, shake, shake.
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Okay. Ready?
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Uh-huh. Yeah, same time. Ready?
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One, two, three.
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Ha-ha! No, no, no.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. I've got aces. I've
got aces and jack and a queen.
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Nope. I beat you right there.
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Full house, baby.
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Full house beat that.
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You lost.
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First thing you gotta do in the rule of
thrift poker when you lose is drip.
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Get naked.
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I have to get completely naked? Bra and
panties off.
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Bra and panties off.
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You're going to back out, aren't you?
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No, I'm not going to back out.
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Good. Do it.
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Okay. There's no covering up.
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Uh-oh. Nope.
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You're actually okay.
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Are you happy?
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Now can I go? I'm happy.
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Can I go now?
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I'm going to go. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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This is winner take all. Not just get
naked.
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That's why we raised the face though.
Remember? I said winner take all.
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So getting naked was just part of the
original plan.
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Okay. What do you want me to do now? You
want me to run around the house naked or
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something?
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Something embarrassing?
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Maybe something embarrassing. Levi,
please, come on.
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You know what I want you to do?
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I want you to get on all fours.
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Ready? Get on all fours. Turn around.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Turn
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around.
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I want to take a look at you.
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Oh, Levi.
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You got yourself into this.
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Bend over.
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Stand over.
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I'm just going to look for a minute.
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Oh, Levi.
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Oh, come on.
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Hasn't this been embarrassing enough for
me?
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Levi? What? What are you doing, Levi?
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Levi. I'm going to take a picture.
Winner takes all.
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I'm going to take a picture. I didn't
agree to a picture.
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You agreed to winner take all. You get
the premise.
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Okay, don't show my face.
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Okay, you've had your fun.
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No, no, no. We're not done yet.
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We are not. I think we've gone far
enough with this.
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Okay. No, no, no. This was fun. This was
fun.
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Relax.
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Go over there.
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I was going to have to spend a whole
day. Remember that? Playing your games?
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Mm-hmm.
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What if we played the kind of games I
like to play?
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I think we just did.
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Levi!
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I want you to do everything.
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I want you to rub the bottom of my face.
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I want you to do it for me.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Levi.
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Oh my God.
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