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Gotcha!
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Heh heh. Suckah.
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You're not done yet.
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Crap. That's all
she wrote, folks.
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Ohh...
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh, man, what is this?
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How far are we
from Ganderton?
More than an hour still.
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Is there anything around?
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Just a little trading post
we passed some...20 miles back.
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Guess we should have
stopped there.
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Some nice bathrooms, snacks.
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Stretch your legs,
you know.
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Well, what about up ahead?
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Hotel off the highway,
some 12, 14 miles up.
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Well, that'll have to do.
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I think you ought
to stay with the group.
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I'm not responsible
for you if you get lost.
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Hey.
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You're not gonna walk,
are ya?
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Nobody walks.
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Nobody reads, either.
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You're all alone
on the open road.
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Sure you don't want me
to ride shotgun for ya?
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No way.
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You see this?
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This is the only
friend I need.
Hey, whoa.
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Hey, I was only askin', okay?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
Christ.
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She's a nut job.
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Whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho.
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Wait a second.
That bad, huh?
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I mean, so young,
so bitter?
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Hmph. Have you ever
been married?
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Oh, yeah.
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Been there, done that.
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Did he ever hit you?
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Honey, anybody who ever
strikes me strikes me once.
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Hey, I see you're still
wearing your ring, though.
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This is to remind me
of my past mistakes.
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Hmph. I'll see ya.
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You take care now, honey.
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I almost always do.
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Can't you call AAA
or something?
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Yeah, great idea.
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I'll just call a little
hick tow truck.
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Well, well, well.
Would you look at this?
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You got a problem here, huh?
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I can't get anybody
on that damned radio.
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Yeah, yeah.
Mind the lacquer there, pal.
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I can take a few
of these passengers
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up to the trading post
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if they don't mind riding
in the sleeper back of me.
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Hey, head's up!
The trading post.
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They got a damn good
breakfast up there,
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great coffee, and phones
that actually work.
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I gotta stay with the bus.
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Oh. Anybody else?
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That works for me.
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Anybody else?
Last call.
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As long as you promise you're
not some psycho or something.
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Oh, I promise, Miss--
What's your name?
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Birdy.
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Birdy?
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We can't just go
with some dumb trucker
that comes out of nowhere.
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What the hell is that?
Cool it. He'll hear you.
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Well, fuck him.
No one with brains
hitches anymore.
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He's probably just gonna
grind us into cat food
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and sell me
into white slavery
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or some goddamn thing.
Marie, just relax.
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Hey, who gets
to ride up front?
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Who do you think?
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This pretty lady here
is gonna ride up front.
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Thanks.
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Okay, let's go.
Let's get inside.
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No, thanks.
Have a nice day.
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Probable lunatic.
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Great. Good one.
Perfect.
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Ohh. Right over the back?
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Wow, it's really big
back there.
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Hey, hey, go easy.
All right?
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We could have fit
everybody, you know?
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Wow, you sure travel
in luxury, I'll tell you.
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It's home.
Seatbelt, please.
Oh, yeah.
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So what you carrying
in the back?
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Meat.
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Eww. You know they say
meat's dangerous nowadays,
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with all those
growth hormones,
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not to mention mad cow.
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Oh, mad cow.
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Come on.
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You promised you weren't
gonna be a lunatic.
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Mine's all organic meat.
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- Yeah.
- Kosher.
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I'll bet it is.
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Once we get rolling,
we'll pick you up
at the trading post.
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So what kind of engine
you got in this thing?
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Four and a quarter cads,
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18 speed, double-locking
differential--
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Whoa, whoa. Wait.
That's plenty.
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Don't need no chapter
and verse.
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I really love
the way you, uh, shift.
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I bet you know
how to ride--
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I mean, drive a stick.
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My preference.
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I'm glad to hear you
say that.
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Made my day.
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You sound like
a city fellow to me.
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Actually, I was raised
in all five boroughs
of New York
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at the same time.
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It was too crowded
up there.
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It was too congested.
Too many fucking witnesses.
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Witnesses?
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I hate witnesses.
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And does that make me
a bad person?
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No. No worse than
anyone else, I guess.
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When I'm lonesome,
I pick someone up,
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give 'em a ride,
make conversation,
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and sometimes
I even let 'em go.
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That's reassuring.
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So you're not scared
of me, right?
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I'm a normal person, right?
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Mister, I ain't never met
anybody that was normal.
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Not after I got
to know 'em, anyway.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello!
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The hell?
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Hey, partner.
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Y'all headed up
anywhere near Lansdale?
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We ain't headed nowheres
right this minute.
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What, did you break down?
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Yeah. I think the tranny
on this old bitch
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picked today
to just up and die.
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00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,768
Well, that sucks.
138
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You tellin' me.
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So, in theory, then,
if you had not broken down,
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you'd have given me
a ride?
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Sure, amigo.
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You got the fare,
I got the ride.
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That's what I was hopin'.
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How many you got?
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Just those two.
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Hey.
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Don't talk to him,
you schmuck.
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Marie...
Some guy just strolls
in here out of nowhere--
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I mean, he could
be a child molester--
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Honey, honey, would it
put you out terribly
for, say, five minutes,
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you might keep your fucking
paranoia to yourself?
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Well--
Shut up!
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Fuck!
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You do not talk to me
in that tone, mister!
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You have to respect me!
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Everybody else caught a ride
back to that roadside store.
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Someone offered
you guys a ride,
and you didn't take it?
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That goes against
my principles.
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I'm supposed
to pick 'em up
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after they get this old bus
rollin', if they can.
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So you just gonna
hang around?
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- Maybe for a little bit.
- Smoke?
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00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,081
No, sir, I don't.
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00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,390
What the hell is that?
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00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,565
Hmm?
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00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,349
- Oh, this?
- Yeah.
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00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,047
It's just a little
bitty old roadkill.
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00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,178
What?
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00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,180
Yeah. Wanna touch it?
No fuckin' way.
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00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,443
Dead things can't hurt you.
Talk into the mike.
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Get that thing out-- Hey!
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Come on,
talk into the mike.
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00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,447
Where you from?
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From planet Earth.
Where you from?
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Hey, this thing on?
Hey, man--
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You're on
the crackpipe, man.
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00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,978
No, no.
People afraid of snakes.
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They think they're slimy.
They don't wanna touch 'em.
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Fact is, you know,
they're pretty sturdy.
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Come on.
Don't be afraid.
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Get that thing
out of my face.
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You a big one, ain't you?
Fuck off!
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Maybe dead things
can hurt you.
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Shit!
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00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,488
Aah! Aah! No!
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00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,447
I'll get to you.
I'll get to you.
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00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,057
No!
188
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,058
Oh, shit!
189
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,059
No!
190
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,060
Don't shoot, man!
191
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,061
- Just stop!
- What?
192
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,454
Stop right there, man!
193
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,934
Aah! Aah!
194
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,065
Where you goin'?
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00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,677
No!
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00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:22,682
Aah! No!
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00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,814
Aah!
198
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,469
Aah! Aah!
199
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,384
You better not tattle!
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00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,735
Whoo.
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00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,519
I got work to do.
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00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,827
I knew this would
happen to me!
203
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,498
Where's the rest of my stuff?
204
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,021
Uh, right here, sir.
205
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,548
You're obviously
a junk food addict, huh?
206
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:06,551
Excuse me. Is there anything
wrong with liking sweets?
207
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,424
No, it was only a joke.
208
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,514
Is that why I'm
laughing so hard?
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00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,606
I'd also like
two cartons of them,
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00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,609
'cause I'm a nicotine
addict, too.
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00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,741
Right.
212
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,222
Hey, you got one of these?
213
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,269
Have you got a piece
back there? A gun?
214
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,053
No. No, I, uh-- I don't--
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00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:33,361
I, uh--
I don't have a gun.
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00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,666
Now...
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don't be afraid.
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This eliminates fear.
219
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You point it,
220
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and people fall down.
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00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,073
There, see?
222
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:56,123
Here. Go on, take it.
223
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,647
Now, point it at me.
224
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It's heavy.
225
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,825
No, no, come on.
Point it at me.
226
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:06,916
Now, do you feel
more in control,
227
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,570
more power?
228
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,919
Yeah.
229
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:14,271
Now all you need
is the will to kill...
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00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,011
pal.
231
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:21,235
Oh, here, keep this gun.
You're gonna need it.
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Why you being so generous?
233
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,590
Well, I-- I--
I like these rest stops,
234
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these convenience stores,
235
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and punks are tryin'
to rip 'em off.
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Yeah.
237
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:33,987
And I-- Right.
And I hate that.
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I loathe punks.
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- Yeah, me, too.
- Yeah.
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Cocksucker.
Yeah, that's it.
241
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,517
Oh, wait a minute.
I forgot something.
242
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,002
See there?
243
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I left one in the pipe.
244
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Whoa, you mean
I could have actually,
you know, shot you?
245
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:59,316
See this?
It's a hollow point.
246
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,624
Makes a teeny little
hole goin' in,
247
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,887
but comin' out, oh...
248
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,978
It's a big slice
of cherry pie.
249
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,590
You know, just take
it back, sir.
250
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,855
I...I'm gonna take
my chances without it,
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if that's okay with you.
252
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,161
Oh, hey...
253
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,774
You are such
a disappointment to me.
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You're gonna be
a punk's feast!
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Now pack me up.
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♪ Bears started whining
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00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:38,573
♪ 'Cause of the
mountains of you ♪
258
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,969
♪ Snow lands
miles above them ♪
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00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,101
♪ They begin to rue
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♪ They're not human beings
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00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:53,762
♪ They're just snakes
in the snow ♪
262
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,807
This is fucking
unbelievable.
263
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,462
What other surprises
you got in store for me?
264
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:02,118
Uh... I recall that you
expressed an interest
265
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:05,426
to look inside
the back of my truck.
266
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,818
I bet it's not kosher.
267
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:10,039
Well, if you pick up
the groceries,
268
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,040
we can take a peek.
269
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,041
Okay.
270
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,807
Aah! Aah!
271
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,648
Bye-bye, Birdy.
272
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,913
Hey, mister?
273
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,396
Uh, I'm kind of worried...
274
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,615
about those people
back on the bus.
275
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,791
You know, like, they never
showed up, right?
276
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,011
I go, maybe they're still
in trouble back there.
277
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,579
Hey, Marie!
278
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,581
No!
279
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,366
No!
280
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,802
Hey, Marie!
281
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,025
Hey, Marie!
282
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,944
Hey, Marie!
283
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,342
How many times we seen this?
284
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,214
I know you saw this
in Texas Chainsaw.
285
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,391
Both fucking versions!
286
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,049
Come on, let me take you
someplace else and kill ya.
287
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,355
Cut the fucking shit!
288
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,884
Got your credit card, Marie!
289
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,540
Someone might try and abuse
your personal information.
290
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,412
Steal your identity.
291
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,640
There's not many cops up here.
292
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,163
What are you gettin' at?
293
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:18,124
I mean, like state troopers,
sheriffs, that kind of thing.
294
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,083
See this? There's less
than one cruiser
295
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,390
per 100 square miles
up here.
296
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,697
I'm a deputy sheriff
of Triple Pines.
297
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:29,178
Now, I'm not up here
on the job.
298
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,920
I'm just here to, uh...
299
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,878
You know, um...
Unwind?
300
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,142
Yeah, right. Unwind.
301
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,882
That's a good word.
"Unwind."
302
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:38,883
Unwi...
303
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,276
♪ Sidewinder
304
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,192
♪ Unwinding
305
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,152
Oh, man,
it's weird up here.
306
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,198
Every time you turn
around the corner,
it's exactly the same.
307
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,461
You know? As if you're
not gettin' anywhere.
308
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:55,552
Well, maybe you're not
gettin' anywhere.
309
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,264
Shit.
310
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:14,963
I'm going in circles.
311
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,356
Aah!
312
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:19,837
No!
313
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,230
No!
314
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,579
Shh!
315
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,190
Do me a favor.
316
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,367
Spare me the part
about how you'll do anything.
317
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,411
No!
318
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,465
Hey!
319
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,642
Where is everybody?
320
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,478
Where the fuck are they?
321
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,306
That guy from the bus company,
322
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,699
he probably found that van,
gave them a lift.
323
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,701
Oh, right, man,
and they just
left the bus here
324
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:58,833
with the lights on,
the door open?
325
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,488
Hey, kid, you're very
dangerously close
326
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,098
to having a brain.
327
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,404
Now listen to me.
328
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,884
There is no one here.
329
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,452
So let's not be here, either.
I'm bored.
330
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,629
All right, okay.
Well, look.
331
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,109
Right. See?
They left their bags.
332
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,460
Look, there's Birdy's bag.
333
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,032
Oh, my God.
334
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,381
Gee.
335
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,297
I'm not so bored anymore.
336
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,606
This is not good.
337
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,216
This is not good, dude.
338
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,740
We need to haul our ass
back to that restaurant,
339
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,352
or get on your CB
and call the police!
340
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,831
And what happened
to Marie?
341
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,921
What did he do with Marie?
Where the hell is fucking Ma--
342
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,231
Here.
343
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,930
Take a closer look.
344
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,373
Oh!
345
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,637
Marie.
346
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:05,943
Yeah.
347
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,119
Can anybody hear me?
348
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,078
Marie?
349
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,253
Help me, please!
350
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,907
Marie!
351
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,604
Help me!
352
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,258
Hello, Marie!
353
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,086
Please! God! Help me!
354
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,262
I'll find you.
355
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,264
Please help me!
356
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,223
I'm following your voice.
357
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:29,097
Oh, my God!
God, help me!
358
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,230
Please help me!
359
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,493
Keep shouting, honey!
360
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,668
Help me, please!
361
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,235
That a girl!
362
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:36,974
Please help me!
363
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,720
Help me, please!
364
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,207
What are you doing
just standing there?
Help me!
365
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,687
Who did this?
366
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,646
He-- He ran away.
367
00:20:56,690 --> 00:21:00,084
Describe him,
God damn it!
368
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,696
Maybe 25, um...
369
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,568
cowboy hat...
370
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,266
d-duster.
371
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:12,532
Yeah, well, that doesn't
sound like a monster
to me, lady.
372
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,403
You want a monster?
I'll give you a monster.
373
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,448
Grrr!
374
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,102
Please help me.
375
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,626
I know you, lady.
376
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:23,194
At the bus, 'member?
377
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,806
I wasn't good enough
for you.
378
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,199
You wouldn't get
in my truck, would ya?
379
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,679
Where are you going?
380
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:33,161
I'm a truck driver,
not a doctor!
381
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:37,470
I fuckin' wouldn't know
CPR from IRS!
382
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,210
Don't leave me here,
you bastard!
383
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:40,299
You had your chance.
384
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,518
Come back! Please!
385
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,172
You had your chance
on the highway.
386
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,783
Please help me!
387
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,871
Sorry.
You're not my victim.
388
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,482
And I don't butt in.
389
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,014
It's about fuckin' time.
390
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,941
Hey... I need a room.
391
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,007
Hi.
392
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,009
Can we offer you a ride?
393
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,663
I don't mind
if I do, ma'am.
394
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:44,798
Oh, wow. "Ma'am."
395
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,365
Shut up, Stoney.
396
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,844
He's just bein' polite.
Ain't you?
397
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,760
How'd you wind up
way the fuck out here
398
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:53,154
in this piss-poor excuse
for the middle of nowhere?
399
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,548
Walked.
400
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:58,202
Like, on foot, dude?
401
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,988
You just tell us
how far you want to go.
402
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,512
I generally go all the way.
403
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,122
Oh ho ho.
404
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:09,083
Oops. Sorry.
405
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,133
Nice pack.
406
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,963
These are my smokes,
407
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:22,226
and that's my pussy
you're showin' off!
408
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,706
Just get the fuck in, okay?
409
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:33,063
Hope you like it bumpy.
410
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,048
Ow! Fuck!
411
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,059
Piece of shit motel.
412
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,105
God damn it.
413
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,507
This is the Beach Grove Hotel.
414
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,770
We're away from the desk
at the moment.
415
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,599
You gotta be kidding me.
An answering machine?
416
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:33,428
I'm in--
Yeah, I'm in room 4,
417
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,039
and I just got burnt
by my shower,
418
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:36,910
and I can't turn it off.
419
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:38,433
The knob came off.
420
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,479
I need a plumber,
I need some help--
421
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,394
God damn it!
422
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,179
Even their phone
doesn't work.
423
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:52,942
Hmm.
424
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,423
Look at that.
425
00:25:56,903 --> 00:26:01,560
And the body's still warm.
426
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:06,956
Someone... with a skill
to slice a neck
427
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,393
without breakin' a sweat
428
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,831
could have hid the body.
429
00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:14,137
But no, no.
He's gotta show off.
430
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,579
What kind of vehicle
would this punk be drivin'?
431
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:23,625
See ya!
432
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,496
No, don't do it!
Whatever you do, don't--
433
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:28,456
Shoot.
434
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:39,859
Shake it up.
Shake the bed up.
Shake the bed up.
435
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:41,991
You're a fun date.
436
00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,604
You know,
you look a lot better
437
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,649
without all them
trashy clothes on.
438
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,260
Without all that
trashy skin, too.
439
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:53,437
Weighs you down.
440
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:56,310
Snakes shed their skin.
It's healthy.
441
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,488
Mmm...
442
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:07,887
Now, that...
I can't fuckin' stand.
443
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,149
Porn.
444
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,412
Embarrasses me.
445
00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:17,592
No romance to it.
446
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,986
It's just...
447
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:23,206
just kind of clinical,
you know?
448
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:27,689
It's just this meat
stuck into more meat.
449
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,082
Doesn't mean nothin',
you know?
450
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,869
Just fillin' holes.
451
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:36,916
You can make a hole
practically anywhere.
452
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,569
Am I right?
453
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:41,007
Am I-- Am I right?
454
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:43,792
You better sound off
like you got a pair.
Am I right?
455
00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,839
Oh, I'm sorry.
456
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:49,842
You can't speak.
You ain't got a mouth.
457
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:53,106
How you supposed to talk
if you ain't got a mouth?
458
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:56,152
That's all right.
We're gonna make you a mouth.
459
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,938
It's all right.
460
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,722
Hold still.
461
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,421
Pretty mouth on you.
462
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,263
It's show time.
463
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:30,491
Calm down.
Almost done.
464
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,493
Yeah. Aw, don't cry.
465
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:34,713
Shh.
466
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,462
That's a beautiful
new expensive dress
467
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,595
you're wearing today,
Miss Vaughn.
468
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:50,641
This old thing? I got it
at the bargain basement.
469
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,490
Fuckin' pathetic.
470
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:15,710
Fuckin' disgusting.
Fuckin'--
471
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:20,410
Hey! Keep it down in there!
472
00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:23,109
Shut the fuck up!
473
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,808
Sorry about that.
474
00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:28,592
You should be.
475
00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,217
Creepy-ass hotel.
476
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,047
Creepy.
477
00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:50,049
Creepy, creepy.
478
00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:23,430
Oh, come on.
479
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:25,040
Fuck!
480
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:26,433
No problem.
481
00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:27,956
I got loads of quarters.
482
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:31,830
Ma'am.
483
00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:36,095
You're welcome.
484
00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:38,314
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
485
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,142
No, that's my pleasure,
that's my pleasure.
486
00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,101
Have you seen
the manager anywhere?
487
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:44,016
Oh, you mean Grandpa?
488
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,278
You know,
I think he's off
489
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:46,888
getting his beauty sleep
somewheres.
490
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,542
Probably with a bottle.
You know what I mean?
491
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,544
Right.
492
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:52,154
Anything
I can do for ya?
493
00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:53,764
I'm real handy.
494
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:56,680
No. Thanks, though.
495
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:59,031
Hey, did you hear
those two in there?
496
00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:00,206
Sound like a goddamn rodeo.
497
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,816
Oh, God...
498
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,820
Well, I gotta go try
to get some sleep.
499
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:09,389
All right. You have
yourself a good night.
500
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,913
Hello, there.
501
00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,306
Oh.
502
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,308
Excuse me, young man.
503
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,309
No, it's all right.
504
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,614
Miss, uh...
505
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,878
I hate to pry,
506
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,836
but were you,
by any chance,
507
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,446
with that busload
of people
508
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,796
that broke down
on the road
to Ganderton?
509
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,711
How would you know that?
510
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:30,497
I hauled a bunch of them
to the trading post,
511
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,413
but how did you get away?
512
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,371
I-- I hitchhiked.
513
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,373
How about you, pal?
514
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,809
You a hitchhiker?
515
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,811
No, not presently.
No, sir.
516
00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:42,683
My van right there.
517
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:45,947
How would you
fellow travelers
care for a cigarette?
518
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,647
No, sir, I, uh--
I don't indulge.
519
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,651
Miss, please...
520
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:57,393
Let's...
savor the quiet.
521
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,484
Before it starts raining.
522
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,359
I like the rain.
523
00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:09,144
Rinses the air clean,
clouds separate.
524
00:32:09,188 --> 00:32:12,060
See tons more
stars at night.
525
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,976
Well, the rain, for me,
is just hell on my truck.
526
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,283
Can't hurt you,
though, right?
527
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:21,026
Well, a lot of things
can hurt you out here,
you know that?
528
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,636
The woods--
529
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,986
they're
full of predators.
530
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,032
I gotta go call
my boyfriend now.
531
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:29,599
I thought you said you were
gonna try and get some sleep.
532
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:32,428
Yeah... well...
533
00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:35,214
he's gonna be picking me up
real soon... tonight,
534
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,738
so I'll see ya.
535
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,524
Yep.
536
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,397
So, I, uh, guess
537
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,574
you made her
a little jumpy, huh?
538
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,010
Maybe it was you.
539
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,056
That's all right.
First impressions.
540
00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:53,623
Don't mean much.
541
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,495
Oh, so you're
a ladies' man.
542
00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:56,452
That right?
543
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,890
They all warm up
eventually.
544
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:00,804
Hmm...
545
00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,898
That's a big truck.
What are you haulin'?
546
00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:09,770
Uh... dog food.
547
00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:11,076
Dog food.
548
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,947
Oh...
549
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,471
Only I haven't got
a full truckload...
550
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,038
yet.
551
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:19,258
You gonna pick up
some more on the way?
552
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,824
Oh, yeah.
553
00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:26,874
But it's been just great
talkin' with you.
554
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,441
The pleasure was mine.
555
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,052
I'll see you later.
556
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:34,055
Bye.
I'll bet.
557
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,143
I'll bet you a quarter.
558
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,014
Oh.
559
00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,713
Hey.
560
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,236
Hey.
561
00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,239
Two bits.
562
00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:51,290
Hey, honey.
563
00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:54,858
Whoo!
564
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:58,210
That was interestin'.
565
00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:00,864
Oh!
566
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:03,737
I get it.
567
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:06,479
Trucker Bert out there--
568
00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:08,089
Trucker Bert out there,
he knows.
569
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,005
I don't know how,
but he knows.
570
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,444
Why didn't he do anything?
571
00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:18,056
He's like one of them cheetahs.
572
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:22,321
Yep. He's like
one of them cheetahs
573
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:23,452
who catch somethin'
574
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:26,760
and they don't eat it.
575
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,284
They don't kill it.
576
00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:30,677
They play with it.
577
00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,072
You know what I mean, sweetie?
578
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,162
I'll bet you do.
579
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,815
Huh?
580
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:44,142
God damn it!
581
00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:57,242
Damn it!
582
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,371
Totally unoriginal.
583
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,460
I am ashamed of you.
584
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:38,517
Ready or not...
585
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,823
here I come.
586
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,346
Son of a bitch.
587
00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,565
Trucker.
588
00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:52,112
Can't believe I took
a shower in there.
589
00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:54,027
Uh.
590
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,159
"The Horrible Thing"?
591
00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:40,290
What?
592
00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,773
What is this--
593
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,084
Hey, stranger.
594
00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:53,913
Stay back from me.
I've got a knife.
595
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:55,523
Stay back!
596
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:59,788
And I've got a gun,
so I guess I win.
597
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:03,401
Listen, it's me,
from the motel.
598
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:04,880
What are you doing here?
599
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:07,361
Well, you know, what does
a guy get out of a truck
600
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,494
to do behind
a billboard, you know?
601
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,844
Don't worry.
602
00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:15,195
I'm a cop. See?
603
00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:16,631
Are you sure?
604
00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:20,374
Uh, well, it says
I'm a cop.
605
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,159
It's gonna
bucket down here.
606
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,900
Let me give you
a lift to Ganderton.
607
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:25,597
It's on my way.
608
00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:30,515
Listen, you're not
safe out here.
609
00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:33,039
What does that mean?
610
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,910
There are dangerous
people out here,
611
00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:36,434
and that's why I'm here.
612
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:40,438
Let's talk about this
where it's dry, okay?
613
00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:43,179
I'll even let you hold
my gun, all right?
614
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:44,180
There.
615
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,141
Fine, fuck it.
Let's go.
616
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:50,360
If we're gonna go,
let's go.
617
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:51,666
Stay back from me.
618
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,150
I don't need any help
getting into a fucking truck.
619
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:10,729
Damn. I'm sorry.
620
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:13,166
I thought you were
that other guy
from the motel.
621
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,560
I think
he's following me.
622
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,300
That's why I'm out here.
623
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:20,086
What is this, some kind
of manhunt thing?
624
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,479
What did he do?
625
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:24,133
He hurt a few people.
626
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,700
Do you know about territory?
627
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:28,703
He's kind of a poacher.
628
00:41:28,747 --> 00:41:31,924
Goes where he doesn't
belong, and hunts.
629
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,580
And he hitchhikes,
and that makes him
hard to track.
630
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,147
Jesus.
631
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,236
Let's get out of here.
632
00:41:49,158 --> 00:41:51,900
What is The Horrible Thing?
633
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:56,165
It's kind of a two-headed
baby skeleton, I think.
634
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,820
It gives me the creeps.
635
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:02,737
Baby monsters.
Have you ever seen one?
636
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:05,131
No. You're going
the wrong way.
637
00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:07,786
Eh, well, I, uh--
638
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:10,658
I wanna check this stretch
between here and the motel,
639
00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:13,139
then turn around
and head out,
640
00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:16,011
just to make sure
about this guy.
641
00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:19,972
No one's gonna
pick him up in the rain.
642
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:23,062
Well, don't you need
backup or something?
643
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:25,194
Not just yet.
644
00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:29,764
You've probably gathered
that it's a personal thing
645
00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:31,418
between him and me.
646
00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:35,901
So what's your story?
647
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:38,251
Just trying to get
from one place to the other,
648
00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:39,600
like everybody else.
649
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:40,645
Ah.
650
00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:43,604
Just like
everybody else?
651
00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:01,187
Come on, asshole!
652
00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:03,929
I'm right here.
653
00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:11,545
Wait a second.
If you were after the guy
654
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,764
that was in the room
next to me,
655
00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:16,115
why didn't you arrest him
at the hotel?
656
00:43:16,158 --> 00:43:19,074
Well, that's not
how it works.
657
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,598
How what works?
658
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:23,992
Him and me,
659
00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:27,387
uh, we're very,
very, very different.
660
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:30,346
He rides, I drive.
661
00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:33,523
He gets picked up,
I do the picking up.
662
00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:35,743
And he doesn't have
any standards.
663
00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:40,748
He'd do anybody.
He's like a mad dog.
664
00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:42,750
So...
665
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:45,535
it's like you're the hunter
and he's the hunted?
666
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:51,106
Some hunters only hunt
dangerous prey--
667
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,368
fighters,
668
00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:54,501
survivors,
not easy prey.
669
00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:57,025
I don't quite follow you.
670
00:43:57,069 --> 00:43:58,853
I know. Uh...
671
00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:01,726
I'll have to show you.
672
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:04,598
Could you open that
glove compartment for me?
673
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,556
It'll all become clear.
674
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:16,654
Gee, that must
have hurt.
675
00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:37,022
Uh, you know, miss,
I could have been--
676
00:44:37,065 --> 00:44:41,156
chitty-chatty,
you know.
677
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,071
I could have been
friendly instead.
678
00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:45,247
What the fuck?
"I like your
earrings."
679
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:48,686
Fuck! What have you
done to me?
680
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:49,730
You would have
said "Thanks."
681
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,340
And then I'd have said,
682
00:44:51,384 --> 00:44:54,169
"Could I have one of your
earrings as a souvenir?"
683
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:55,867
And you'd have said no.
684
00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,825
And then I may have
come back and said--
685
00:44:57,869 --> 00:44:59,958
What have you done?
686
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:01,829
You cocksucker,
let me out!
687
00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,483
I could have asked
for one of your tits!
688
00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:05,050
Ow!
Jesus fucking Christ!
689
00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:08,227
Then you'd have teed off
like you did now.
690
00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:11,230
You'd have tried to jump
out of a running truck,
691
00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:13,449
which won't
do you no good,
692
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,756
'cause the door don't
open from the inside.
693
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,106
Just thought
I'd let you know that.
694
00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:19,804
Why are you doing this?
695
00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:22,284
Lady,
when you're fishing,
696
00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:26,332
the bait doesn't ask
stupid questions.
697
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,377
You're not a cop!
698
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:33,600
Oh, that is equally stupid!
Piece of shit!
699
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:36,777
How long was I out?
700
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:39,867
I don't know.
10, 15 minutes.
701
00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:41,434
No permanent damage.
702
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,324
Well, here we go.
703
00:46:02,368 --> 00:46:04,849
Oh, no. No.
704
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:07,765
You don't mind
a little company, do you?
705
00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:14,249
Hell of a night.
706
00:46:14,293 --> 00:46:15,903
Yeah.
707
00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:18,297
You offering me a ride?
708
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:21,126
That's the way
it's supposed
to go, isn't it?
709
00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:24,694
You sure you got room?
710
00:46:24,738 --> 00:46:26,827
Ha ha ha. Yeah.
711
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:29,612
Sure. Get in.
712
00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:39,057
- Whoo!
- Mm.
713
00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:41,537
Hello again.
714
00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:51,069
Hold up, stop.
715
00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:52,635
Stop!
What?
716
00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:55,464
Snake. Don't hit it.
717
00:46:55,508 --> 00:46:58,380
Why not?
718
00:46:58,424 --> 00:47:00,643
'Cause he's minding
his own business.
719
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,303
Hey, you got another one
of those?
720
00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:09,914
I thought
you didn't smoke.
721
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,393
Yeah, well,
I guess I fooled ya.
722
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:13,874
Here. Light this up.
723
00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:15,702
Oh, thank you.
Excuse me.
724
00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:18,444
You know, this snake
725
00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:20,838
reminds me
of a blonde joke.
726
00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:21,926
Do tell.
727
00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:23,666
This blonde,
728
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:25,581
she's walking
through Central Park
729
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,409
in the middle of winter,
730
00:47:27,453 --> 00:47:30,804
and she sees this rattlesnake
freezing in the snow.
731
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,981
And the rattlesnake says,
"Listen, baby"--
732
00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:36,854
He's kind of
a Humphrey Bogart
rattlesnake, you know--
733
00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,812
"I just got out of the zoo.
734
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,728
Could you pick me up,
take me where it's warm?"
735
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:44,078
She says, "No, no.
You'll bite me.
736
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:45,558
I can't pick you up."
737
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:48,169
And the rattlesnake says,
"Gee, trust me."
738
00:47:48,213 --> 00:47:50,302
And this is the part
I love.
739
00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:53,566
She used to be a Girl Scout
for about 10 minutes.
740
00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:57,962
She picks the snake up
and starts walking it
back to the zoo,
741
00:47:58,005 --> 00:48:01,052
and the snake
up and bites her
right on the boob.
742
00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,488
On the boob?
743
00:48:02,531 --> 00:48:04,664
Badda-bing,
badda-boop.
744
00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:07,232
And gives her
the big sleep.
Why did I get in here?
745
00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:08,755
And the blond said, "Ahh!"
746
00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,496
And she's falling down.
Fuck!
747
00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:14,195
She's screamin',
"Oh, you promised
not to bite me."
748
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,936
And the rattlesnake says--
749
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:19,157
"You knew what I was
when you picked me up."
750
00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:23,030
Yeah. Except the way
I heard it told,
751
00:48:23,074 --> 00:48:24,727
it was a scorpion
and a toad.
752
00:48:24,771 --> 00:48:27,339
Nobody gives a fuck!
753
00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:30,472
You knew the punch line
all along, huh?
754
00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:31,778
Uh-huh. Sorry.
755
00:48:31,821 --> 00:48:34,128
I guess you're just not
a dumb blond, huh?
756
00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:36,217
Yeah,
that's good to know.
757
00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:37,827
All right.
758
00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:39,960
She's gone.
759
00:48:47,011 --> 00:48:47,968
Where are we going?
760
00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:51,189
Where you headed, cowboy?
761
00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:54,540
Where you takin' her?
762
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:57,108
Undecided.
763
00:48:57,151 --> 00:48:59,284
Oh, God.
764
00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:00,285
Ah-choo!
765
00:49:00,328 --> 00:49:01,808
Oh... Whoo!
766
00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,551
Ah-choo!
Goodness.
767
00:49:05,594 --> 00:49:07,466
In wet weather
it goes in threes.
768
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,816
No...
769
00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:10,556
Ah-choo!
770
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:12,950
See?
771
00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,168
Here you go.
772
00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:15,822
Don't you fucking touch me!
773
00:49:15,865 --> 00:49:17,998
Don't fucking touch me!
Hey, hey, hey!
774
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,652
You are a passenger.
775
00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:21,219
Yeah, you be polite.
776
00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:25,005
Now, our judgmental
trucker friend here,
777
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:28,095
he's the type of guy
who likes to hunt.
778
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:31,577
He likes to theorize
about prey, and he likes...
779
00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:33,709
to think about worthy
opponents and fair game,
780
00:49:33,753 --> 00:49:34,841
just all that bullshit.
781
00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:38,192
He loves it.
Very romantic.
782
00:49:38,236 --> 00:49:41,413
Now, he thinks
he ain't a predator.
783
00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:44,329
You should have seen him
back at that bus.
784
00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:54,861
See all these
little trinkets?
785
00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:57,559
These little souvenirs?
Look at that.
786
00:49:57,603 --> 00:49:59,866
He never saw
The Horrible Thing.
787
00:49:59,909 --> 00:50:01,302
He just kept the button.
788
00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:06,742
Now, your genuinely
dangerous individuals...
789
00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:12,052
they almost never
look... crazy.
790
00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:14,054
They don't have
any weird tattoos.
791
00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:16,013
They don't have any weird
stitches on their face,
792
00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:18,537
no funny-shaped heads.
793
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:21,409
They are... not...
794
00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:25,065
predictable.
795
00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:29,069
Are you within 10 seconds
of making a point there?
796
00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:32,768
Yeah, you drive, he rides,
and the only question
797
00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:35,423
is which one of you assholes
is the bigger fucking psycho!
798
00:50:35,467 --> 00:50:37,686
I told you be polite,
didn't I?
799
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:39,558
My bet's on the trucker.
800
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:41,125
Oh, is that right?
You know what?
801
00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:43,475
Why don't you two assholes
just kill each other?
802
00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:47,566
Aah! Get those guns
out of my face!
803
00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:55,269
Your money
still on the trucker?
804
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,097
You may get me,
but I get her.
805
00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:58,142
You better give it
a minute, boss.
806
00:50:58,185 --> 00:50:59,926
It may be worth it.
807
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,799
Who gets who?
808
00:51:03,843 --> 00:51:06,889
Both of you get fucked!
809
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,163
Aah!
810
00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:33,699
Ohh...
811
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,411
She's mine!
812
00:51:57,636 --> 00:51:58,811
Aah!
813
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:05,339
You can have her,
after I kill her!
814
00:52:05,383 --> 00:52:08,516
I ain't some kind
of fucking pervert!
815
00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:11,911
She's mine!
816
00:52:28,449 --> 00:52:30,277
Come on.
817
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:38,938
Come on...
818
00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:42,159
Uhhn!
819
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,642
Uhhn!
820
00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,560
No!
821
00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:54,301
No, no, no, no!
822
00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:57,086
Ah, no!
823
00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:12,276
Damn.
824
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:34,385
Never turn down a ride.
825
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:37,257
That would be crazy.
826
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,538
Hey, hey.
Whoa. Down, partner.
827
00:53:57,582 --> 00:53:59,366
Get your fucking
hands off me.
828
00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:02,195
No need
to wake yourself up.
829
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,718
You know,
you're goddamn lucky.
830
00:54:03,762 --> 00:54:05,459
What do you mean?
831
00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:06,504
I went through
a fucking windshield.
832
00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:08,636
You call me fucking lucky?
833
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,029
You've lost yourself
some blood,
834
00:54:10,072 --> 00:54:12,074
and you broke your arm
and your leg,
835
00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:15,208
and I guess I should
mind my own business
about this, huh?
836
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:19,168
Huh? Oh, uh, well...
837
00:54:19,212 --> 00:54:21,301
Man, I had an accident!
838
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:22,563
You understand?
839
00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:24,043
Yeah, I went
through the windshield,
840
00:54:24,086 --> 00:54:25,784
and I'm innocent
of anything.
841
00:54:25,827 --> 00:54:27,307
I had nothing to do with--
Just relax.
842
00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,657
And don't think about
the bumps in the road, okay?
843
00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:32,617
Here.
Oh, thanks.
844
00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:35,924
Oh, no!
845
00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:40,451
You?
846
00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:42,714
Three. It's always three.
You were right.
847
00:54:44,716 --> 00:54:46,283
You bit me.
848
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:48,459
You fuckin' shot me,
you son of a bitch!
849
00:54:48,502 --> 00:54:50,112
You are fuckin' dead!
You are!
850
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,113
Fuck you!
851
00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,072
Fuck! See this?
852
00:54:53,115 --> 00:54:56,336
Calm the fuck down!
853
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:58,251
Ow!
854
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:01,428
Fuck! You piece of crap!
Yeah!
855
00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:04,170
Rattleheaded, 200-year-old
truck driver!
856
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:06,520
Calm down!
Aah!
857
00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:08,348
Gentlemen,
please take it easy!
858
00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:10,219
You two-bit cocksucker!
859
00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:13,701
Calm down!
Ah, shit.
860
00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:15,355
You're gonna bust
a blood vessel.
861
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:18,140
Stupid
son of a bitch.
862
00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:22,493
Now, there's a hell
of a lot...
863
00:55:22,536 --> 00:55:24,973
two guys like us can do...
864
00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,975
with an ambulance like this.
865
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,979
Okay, boys and girls.
866
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,547
Seatbelts fastened,
luggage stowed.
867
00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:38,552
Hey, Benny, watch this.
Two at once!
868
00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:39,945
What's in those?
869
00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:42,382
Nothin' but air,
my friend.
870
00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:49,520
Awesome!
871
00:55:55,787 --> 00:55:58,485
Hey, Bobby,
what about dessert?
872
00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:01,967
Oh, oh...
873
00:56:02,010 --> 00:56:03,969
We're saving her for later.
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