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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:37,793 All right. 2 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,275 I’m gonna go drain the snake. 3 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:45,192 Wally! Watch my beer. 4 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,672 You’re gonna have to use the woods, man, ’cause the toilet's broken. 5 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,894 Ahh! Bullshit! 6 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,383 Howdy, buddy. 7 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,733 oh, God! 8 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,614 Uhh... hello? 9 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,356 Hello in there? 10 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:04,749 Hello? 11 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:06,262 This is the FM talk station. 12 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,614 I think yesterday I started the show with a story that would make you upset and cry. 13 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,008 About the dog-- oh, yeah... 14 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,793 The dissection. Well, now there’s another story 15 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,230 that’s going to make you upset and cry. 16 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,885 From the Internet this time-- coming to us from Tallahassee. 17 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:24,324 Shut up! God damn it! 18 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:36,161 Son of a bitch. 19 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,410 Faraday. 20 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,196 Yeah? We’re goin' out on a call. 21 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,459 Why am I going out on a call? 22 00:06:56,503 --> 00:07:00,811 Einhorn said to take you. Said the call was a little... weird. 23 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,466 So now I’m the "weird call" guy, huh? 24 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,382 Yeah, ’cause you know you've been so busy, he figured-- All right. 25 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,298 All right. All right, all right, I’m coming. 26 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,518 Okay, what’s so weird about this? 27 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,650 Possible dead body. Possible? 28 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:16,131 Yeah, possible. Well, is there a dead guy or isn’t there? 29 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:19,395 Caller said he didn’t know what it was. Ooh, spooky. 30 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,572 And why couldn’t another uniform do this? It’s Alvared County. 31 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:26,881 Our patrols don’t usually go that far unless we get a call. And we got a call, huh? 32 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:29,449 We got a call. Yeah, well, I’m the weird calls guy, huh? 33 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,175 I’m Detective Faraday. This is Officer Reed. 34 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,351 I’m glad you came. We’ve been waitin' all mornin’. 35 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:05,528 Right. Where is it? 36 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:08,618 Where’s what? The-- 37 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,793 the "thing." 38 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,752 Sure, uh, come on. 39 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,196 Right. 40 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,944 Someone kicked the door in with some kind of device. 41 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,989 Maybe a car crash-- I don’t think so. 42 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,122 Looks like somebody broke the door from the inside, 43 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,038 then picked it up and tried to put it back on. 44 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,127 What the hell could do that? 45 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,564 I don’t know. look, the door ain’t the problem. 46 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,740 The problem’s inside. 47 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,742 Here, look for yourself. I’ll go 'round. 48 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,095 Come on. 49 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:54,925 Fine. 50 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,325 Oh, Jesus. 51 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,240 Now, tell me honestly, buddy, 52 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:08,156 what the fuck is that? 53 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:11,594 I was thinkin’ at first it may be a dead animal, 54 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,988 but now, I-I-- 55 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,427 What are you doin’? What do you think? 56 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,038 I don’t know. 57 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,214 Has anyone touched this or anything? Oh, no, no! 58 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:25,086 I made sure nobody fooled with it. 59 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,566 Right. 60 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,493 Holy shit. 61 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:50,851 That was about 11:40 that he left with her. 62 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,896 And he looked out of it. Define "out of it." 63 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,681 Drunk. He looked drunk. 64 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:58,336 What more can you tell me about this woman? 65 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,817 Ah, let me think. Uh, Indian, I think. 66 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,515 Indian? You know, American Indian. 67 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,039 Like, uh, Native American. 68 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,258 Right. I got it. Go ahead. 69 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,260 Long black hair. 70 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,698 She had, uh, sharp features, 71 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,265 like she was perfectly carved. 72 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:17,573 Like someone really took time makin’ her. Can I get a height? 73 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,793 Well, she was maybe five foot five, 74 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,186 maybe six. 75 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,232 And, uh, 76 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:27,148 she was just real sexy, you know? 77 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,194 One of those where, you look at her 78 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:33,284 and all you could think was, "Man, I gotta hit that. 79 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,418 I gotta hit it." 80 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,333 Pardon me. "Hit that"? 81 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,726 Fuck her! 82 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,990 Ah. Yeah. 83 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,861 She had these eyes like, uh, 84 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,690 maybe they were contacts, but... 85 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,692 maybe like yellow eyes, you know? 86 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,520 Okay, so, what? Light brown? 87 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,218 No, man. Yellow. 88 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:57,700 Like, uh, like a deer caught in the headlights of your car. 89 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,703 Right. 90 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,792 Who’s in charge of the scene? That would be me. 91 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,577 Great. 92 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:11,758 Well, I hope you didn’t manage to lose the body or somethin’. 93 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,195 Nope, everything’s copasetic. 94 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,892 "Copasetic"? Yeah, everything’s cool. 95 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,112 Whatever. Just give me your notes. 96 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:21,202 I thought Einhorn was giving me this one. 97 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,118 In your dreams, Dwight. This one’s all me. 98 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:27,251 You see, I’d say this falls under the "violent crimes" category, 99 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,949 not insurance fraud or incest, 100 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,299 or whatever bullshit they got you up to these days. 101 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,257 - Animal attacks. - Right! 102 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,564 Sure. Animal attacks. 103 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,610 Ooh, so tell me, does this look like an animal attack to you? 104 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,396 Actually, they were telling me they saw some deer by the truck. 105 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,355 Right, right. So a deer rips this guy’s truck door off, 106 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,009 beats him with a sledgehammer 107 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,403 till he looks like surrealist art, and then what? 108 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:53,060 Retires to his chateau in the woods to plan his next attack? I didn’t ask for this call. 109 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:57,325 Whatever. Like you haven’t been beggin’ for a reason to get out of the station. 110 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,980 Detective Patterson will be taking over for me. 111 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,938 Have a nice day. 112 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:11,165 I just got a call from the-- I know, we’re off the case. 113 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:15,038 Yeah, they want me back patrolling Greenwood and you on an animal attack. 114 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,561 What is it? 115 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,695 Some old man’s pet monkey bit some old lady’s dog. 116 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,480 Now there’s a royal rumble going down. 117 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,570 They want you back at the station. Wonderful. 118 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:48,071 That was before we moved to Seattle, and I’d never seen anyone own a monkey there. 119 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:51,814 I didn’t think owning a monkey was legal. I think you’d better check that out. 120 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,251 Yes, ma’am. 121 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,953 Did you make a note of that? That owning monkeys is illegal? 122 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,956 Yes, ma’am. I made a note to check it out. Yes, I did. 123 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,960 He was always a vicious little thing. 124 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,613 He nearly killed my neighbor’s cat. 125 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:12,226 He picked it up and twirled it around and around. 126 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:15,316 He hit that wall, that poor cat! Oh! 127 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,971 I can’t have five husbands looking after these. 128 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,279 Excuse me? Excuse me! 129 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,933 It started at the groin. 130 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,980 What did you just say? 131 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,721 The trampling. It was a trampling. 132 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,898 It started at the groin, then worked its way up 133 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,465 and then back down the body maybe 15, 16 times. 134 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,903 That’s why it didn't look like a body at first. 135 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,296 The torso was shattered and caved inward. 136 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,994 What? 137 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,823 It’s nice talking to you, ma’am. 138 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,698 I’m sorry for your loss. 139 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,965 Did the morgue get in that body from Red County yet? Yes, sir. 140 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,185 It’s already on the table. The family’s requested it, 141 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,796 but we’re going to keep it longer to see if we can dredge something up. 142 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,668 What name is it under? The guy’s name was Maltoy. 143 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:09,239 Yeah. Henry Maltoy. Sign me in so I can take a look at it. 144 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,154 They’re actually in the middle of checking it out right now. 145 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,329 Who’s the, uh--? 146 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,591 Dana. 147 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,420 Great. 148 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,181 Hey, Dana. 149 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,314 Dana? 150 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,489 Dana? 151 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,711 Dana! 152 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,583 Christ! 153 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,980 I thought they stopped letting you wear your, uh, face things? 154 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,983 Well, no one else would take this guy so I figured "fuck ’em," right? 155 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,376 What do you mean no one else would take him? Just that. 156 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,292 No one on staff would look at him for more than a couple seconds. 157 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,294 Aren’t you people trained to handle this stuff? 158 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,775 Yeah. That’s what I said. 159 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,481 I should probably get that. 160 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,055 Do we have a cause of death yet? 161 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:30,233 Well, massive blunt-force trauma would be sort of an obvious guess. This guy got leveled. 162 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,758 It looks like a truck ran over him, then backed over him, then ran over him-- 163 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,586 I get it, I get it. 164 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,979 But it wasn’t a truck. No. 165 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,547 Have any clue what it was? Not the slightest. 166 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,767 I’ve only got one thing for sure so far. What’s that? 167 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,552 He died with a ha-- 168 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,295 He died in a state of arousal. 169 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,124 How can you tell that? 170 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,563 You see this? Yeah. 171 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,609 That was his penis. 172 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,047 You see these lines here? These are stress fractures. 173 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,136 You wouldn’t see those if he was flaccid. 174 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,051 Something snapped his penis. 175 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,489 What do you mean "snapped"? 176 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,448 I mean "snapped." Look, I have a thought-- 177 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,972 Isn’t this Patterson's case? Yes. 178 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,323 But I was first on the scene and I have an interest. 179 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,412 - I thought you were off homicide? - I am. 180 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,631 But there’s a chance this is an animal attack. 181 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,808 Really? 182 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,724 Yeah. Now, look. 183 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,553 What am I looking at? Just-- just look. 184 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,296 Hoof prints. 185 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,645 Hoof prints. 186 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,020 I couldn’t get a flight out until tomorrow morning 187 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,587 so I’ll have an early dinner and call it a night. 188 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,241 What? 189 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,897 Well, right now I’m having a Scotch to celebrate the deal. 190 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,247 Good. 191 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,468 Right. Okay, I’ll see you in the office on Thursday. 192 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,079 Fine. Good-bye. 193 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,518 Hi. 194 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,480 Can I buy you a drink? 195 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,573 I bet I know what you want. 196 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,056 A cosmopolitan. 197 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,492 Am I right? 198 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,798 Yes! 199 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,540 Bartender, a cosmopolitan for the lady. 200 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,808 I’m only here for one night. 201 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,984 Can you recommend a good restaurant for dinner? 202 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,422 Oh, thank you, my good man. 203 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,034 Cheers. 204 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,043 So, are you here all by yourself? 205 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:15,398 Well, this is, uh-- this is my lucky day. 206 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,183 Would you care to join me for dinner? 207 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,930 I can’t believe how well this day is going. 208 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,111 You-- you wanna go? 209 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,710 Are you hungry? Uh, should we call room service? 210 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,989 You don’t fool around, do you? 211 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:42,006 This is definitely... my lucky day. 212 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,575 So this man lures a woman into his truck, 213 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,229 he tries to have sex with her, 214 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,188 she gets mad and leaves. 215 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,843 Then a deer comes 216 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,802 and stomps the man to death. 217 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,200 Okay, problems. 218 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,376 One, there’s not a deer in the world that could do that kind of damage. 219 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,552 Two, the something kicked the door from the inside. 220 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,336 And three, what happened to the girl? 221 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,512 She went home. How did she get home? 222 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,254 She disappeared. And where did the deer come from? 223 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,779 Maybe the girl went cold and he had a deer handy as a replacement? 224 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:19,000 It would be easier to think of this objectively if it wasn’t so damned stupid. 225 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,612 Maybe it was something else. Other animals have hooves. 226 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,788 No, trust me. Those are deer hooves. 227 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:28,444 Maybe the girl beat him to death with a deer leg. 228 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,794 What’s wrong? 229 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,754 That’s one of those sentences that you never expect to hear. 230 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,669 How do you think I feel saying it? 231 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,193 Okay, look, it’s 1:00 A.M. 232 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,327 We’ve been at this for hours and the best we have is murder by taxidermy. 233 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,459 Okay, I-- I should be home in bed. 234 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,287 And I should be out partying. 235 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,247 Right. Thanks for your time, Dana. 236 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,858 Not a problem. So, um-- 237 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,729 are you gonna ask to be reassigned, or-- 238 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:56,037 No. No, it was just a hunch. 239 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,040 No, tomorrow it’s back to dog bites and lost cats. 240 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,726 ♪ Whoa, my, my tell me what do I see ♪ 241 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:35,990 ♪ A long-legged woman starin’ back at me ♪ 242 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:39,167 ♪ lookin’ so good I'm howlin’ at the moon tonight ♪ 243 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,912 ♪ I see heaven in her eyes and a devil’s smile ♪ 244 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,131 ♪ Come on over and dance for a while ♪ 245 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:50,570 ♪ Shakin’ in my boots I couldn’t move fast enough ♪ 246 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,499 It’s right here. 247 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,414 See the little lady right here? 248 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,330 After you. 249 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,300 Mmm... 250 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:30,349 ♪ Dun, da-na-na-na-na-na-na 251 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,839 Oh, wow... 252 00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,717 Wha--? 253 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,979 Huh? 254 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,550 Oh, God! 255 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:01,728 What are you doing? 256 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:06,515 Stupid. 257 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,702 Oh... 258 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,357 Oh... Did you hear something? 259 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,536 No... 260 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,022 No, wait. I definitely heard something. 261 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:43,900 No, you didn’t. Come on, come on. Let’s get in the truck. 262 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,511 There you go. 263 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:46,425 Okay. 264 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,132 There it is again. 265 00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,263 It’s over there. 266 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,710 Retarded. 267 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,063 Come here. 268 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,420 Ooh, hey... 269 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,337 did you hear something? 270 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,077 No. 271 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,254 Come! Okay. 272 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:38,825 Hey... What? 273 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:41,480 I didn’t leave the door unlocked. 274 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,808 Oh, no! 275 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,849 Fuck... 276 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,321 Can I help you? 277 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,301 Yo, Dwight! Yeah, yeah. Yes? 278 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,346 What? What is it? 279 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:52,175 I just thought you should know they found another one of those things. 280 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,655 Pardon me, "things"? 281 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,657 Another one of those hamburger things, 282 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,528 you know, trampled to death? 283 00:26:57,572 --> 00:27:00,096 They just brought in the body this morning. 284 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:03,665 I only know because Patterson was having a hissy fit about you playing with his corpse. 285 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,276 Hey, I didn’t play with it. Whatever, man! 286 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,759 Hey, tell me honestly, 287 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,369 why aren’t you ever doin’ anything? 288 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:15,721 Excuse me? I’ve been here for five months. 289 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:18,245 Up until yesterday, I talked to you twice. 290 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:20,987 But I see you every day. 291 00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:22,728 You always sitting right there and your eyes 292 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:25,513 are always right about... there. 293 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:28,777 What’s your point, Reed? 294 00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,866 Well, I’ve never heard of a detective 295 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:34,130 that was assigned exclusively to animal attacks. 296 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:35,305 What happened? 297 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:38,004 A lot happened. 298 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:40,702 May we delve? No. 299 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,182 Oh, man, you’re no fun. 300 00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:49,319 That your wife? We’re separated, actually. 301 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,931 Shit, I’m sorry. 302 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:55,195 Don’t worry about it, man. Don’t worry about it. What are you doing right now? 303 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,806 Me? Um-- 304 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,243 Botherin’ you, I guess. 305 00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:02,376 I’m supposed to go to the firing range, 306 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,378 but I don’t have much to do-- 307 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:08,382 You wanna go down to the morgue, take a look at that new cadaver? 308 00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:12,168 That’s not the sort of stuff I do for fun. 309 00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:14,475 No? 310 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,307 Christ! Start working the highway, Reed. 311 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:24,180 It’ll toughen you up to stuff like this. Same M.O., basically. 312 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:27,662 Massive blunt-force trauma, died in a state of arousal, you know the deal. 313 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,838 But then... 314 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,753 I found this... 315 00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,714 under his fingernails. 316 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,155 That can’t be human hair. Yeah, it’s deer hair. 317 00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:45,811 Deer hair? Yeah, it looks like it got pulled out during the struggle. 318 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,595 Hmm... 319 00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:51,555 "Hmm"? Someone gets sliced and diced in a struggle with a deer 320 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:54,558 in a hotel room and your response is "hmm"? 321 00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:57,866 He was in a hotel? That’s what it said in the file. 322 00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,956 Then we must have witnesses saying they saw him there? Yeah, with a girl. 323 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,003 Do they have a description? They have three. 324 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,310 Dark-skinned, long, dark hair? You got it. 325 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,312 That’s about all they have in common. 326 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,793 We got three different heights, three different weights, 327 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,230 although they all agree she was gorgeous. 328 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:18,713 Hey... I’m starting to see what you say about those hooves. 329 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,282 Some big animal did a tap dance on this guy. 330 00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,284 Any way we can tell how big the deer was? 331 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:28,114 Wait, so we’re definitely calling the perp a deer now? 332 00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:31,857 A deer or a deer-type animal. Well, what about the woman? 333 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,816 I don’t know about the woman. I’m still thinking about the woman. 334 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,819 There’s no real way to call the size, at least that I know of. 335 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,257 But the hairs were short, which probably means it was either young or small. 336 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:45,479 Oh, no, no. There’s no way anything under 300 pounds did this to him. 337 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,742 I mean, this was a big guy. 338 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,831 It’s not like he was-- Maybe it’s strong. 339 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:53,139 Really strong. It kicked the door clean off that 18-wheeler. 340 00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:56,664 So, wait-- the girl smuggles the deer in the room under her coat? 341 00:29:56,707 --> 00:30:00,015 Stop with the girl. We’re not thinking about the girl yet. We’re still on the weapon. 342 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:04,150 Weapon? Man, I thought we agreed on an animal attack? 343 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,281 Yeah, well... 344 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,637 You got another one of those messy ones, Dana. 345 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:16,379 Oh... uh... hello, Faraday. 346 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,468 So soon? 347 00:30:18,512 --> 00:30:21,689 Just in. I brought it into Room One, but they said you were handling this. 348 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,082 Great. 349 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,302 Don’t feel bad. I’m still the "weird calls" guy. 350 00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,827 What? So you’re not going to say hello to me? 351 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,874 I said "hello." You should say hello back. 352 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:35,007 I don’t even know your name. 353 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:39,838 I’m Bill. 354 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,014 And you still should have said hello. 355 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:46,018 But I didn’t-- When did this one arrive? 356 00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,323 About 15 minutes ago. 357 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,282 There’s still officers on scene, 358 00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:53,764 but Patterson had the coroner take the body away ’cause there was a crowd. 359 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:56,332 They’re still having trouble finding one of his arms. 360 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,899 That’s creepy. 361 00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,335 You’re driving. 362 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:27,581 What the fuck? 363 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,239 At least we found the arm. 364 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:37,896 Oh, boys! 365 00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:46,078 Fuches, what’s up? What are you doin’ here? This is me and Patterson’s gig. 366 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:49,255 Calm down. We’re just checking it out. No, you’re not. Get out! 367 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,997 Where’d they find the body? I’m not tellin' you. 368 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,737 Find your own way around. 369 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:55,957 Dwight... 370 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,263 on the roof. 371 00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:59,352 Ooh, first names. 372 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:07,273 Faraday, what the hell are you doin’ here? 373 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,232 Just lookin’ around. You just wanderin’ from crime scene to crime scene these days? 374 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,668 Calm down, man. 375 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,627 He just ambles in here, I’m supposed to calm-- 376 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,455 Come to think of it, who the hell are you? 377 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:18,501 Excuse me. I’m Officer Reed. 378 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,503 Reed? Didn’t I see your name on Street Beat? 379 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:23,419 What are you doing loitering around my-- Detective Faraday has 380 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,813 just as much of a right to be here as you. 381 00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:28,903 He had the first one of these-- these things. 382 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,994 Murders. Have you seen the bodies? You think a human did that? 383 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,301 What would you prefer me to think it wa-- 384 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,656 Faraday, what the fuck are you doin’? 385 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,919 Get off my roof! 386 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,617 Just make sure you get that guy’s... 387 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,794 Good night, ladies. Drive safely. Shut up, Fuches. 388 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:55,364 I can drop you off before I turn the car in. No, thanks. 389 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,453 I live about a mile from here. I’ll walk. 390 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,716 You sure? It’ll do me good, clear my head. 391 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,675 Okay, get some sleep. You too. 392 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:43,586 No, now I’m definitely losing it. 393 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:01,082 Give me your wallet, asshole, and I won’t cut you! 394 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,868 Okay, okay, okay. 395 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:08,089 Motherfucker! You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack! 396 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,265 Please, mister, don’t shoot me! Don’t shoot you? 397 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:14,095 Don’t you know better than to mug a policeman? You don’t look like a cop. 398 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,837 I was gonna call backup and have you booked, but you know what? 399 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,882 What? 400 00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:20,319 Ow! 401 00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:21,929 You fucking stabbed me! 402 00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,887 Don’t pull it out! 403 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:26,760 There’s a hospital four blocks from here. Have the doctors remove it. 404 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:31,156 And when that arm heals up, get a job and stay off the goddamn street! 405 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,771 What the fuck was that? 406 00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,690 All I’m saying is that we cannot rule out an animal attack. 407 00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:46,649 Weren’t you saying this was a sexual assault homicide? 408 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:51,132 Yes, that’s true too. Maybe some sort of animal sexual assault. Oh, boy. Here we go. 409 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:54,744 I think your private fantasy life is beginning to interfere with your work. 410 00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:58,139 Shut up, Fuches. Look, I’m being serious. 411 00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,967 Dana in forensics says the blows are hoof-shaped. 412 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,665 Right, Dana. That pillar of sanity. 413 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:05,451 The blows are circular. 414 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:08,323 Hooves are ovoid. I don’t think-- Shut up, Fuches. 415 00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:13,285 Murder weapon is hoof-shaped. I’ll give you that one. 416 00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:16,462 But the blows hit these guys with a tremendous amount of force behind them. 417 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:20,466 For an animal of that size and strength to be hiding in a major metropolitan area 418 00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:22,729 for any amount of time is, frankly, impossible. 419 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:26,124 It’s very possible! This could be an unknown animal. 420 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,822 Some kind of a-a mutant hoofed quadruped. 421 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:32,434 Great. We got a killer moose-man roamin’ the streets. A new kind of animal-- 422 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,045 one that we haven’t seen before. All right! That’s enough. 423 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:39,485 In London, in 1981, a series of brutal animal attacks were linked to a freak wolf 424 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,356 that was gunned down in Piccadilly Circus. 425 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,142 I’m familiar with the case. Then what makes this so different? 426 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,622 Because this is not 1981. This is not London. 427 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,495 These men weren’t bitten or clawed or even scratched. 428 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,627 They were pounded into fuckin’ mincemeat. 429 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,630 Then how do you explain the bloody hoof prints found at the scene? 430 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:58,286 I don’t know. They're too far apart for anything I know of with hooves to have made them. 431 00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:01,289 My bet is, they’re from the perp draggin’ the weapon on the ground. 432 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:05,598 That is ridiculous. The distance between the hoof prints suggests an animal moving on two legs, 433 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:09,689 a biped that was leaping or-or jumping, like a deer! 434 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,474 And I can’t believe you're taking this dragged weapon theory seriously! 435 00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:14,259 As opposed to your minotaur theory? 436 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,696 Minotaur, that’s funny. 437 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:20,395 Chief, all I’m asking is the next time it happens, let me be first on the scene. 438 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:23,790 You callin’ dibs? Yeah, I’m calling dibs. 439 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:27,446 What makes you so sure there’ll be a next time? Two days, three bodies? 440 00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:30,362 I doubt a killer this brutal is gonna stop without having been caught. 441 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:33,234 Oh, and you’re the one to catch him, right? 442 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,758 Christ, can you even do a push-up? Or shave? 443 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,978 Shut up, Fuches! Right. 444 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:44,245 Because I remember you being a half-decent detective at one time, you’ve got it. 445 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,727 Hey, come on! This is bullshit! 446 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,511 Deer shit. Faraday! 447 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:54,168 Just watch your back. That’s enough. It’s Faraday's case. 448 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,518 Yes, sir. I...can’t hear you. 449 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:58,259 Yes, sir. 450 00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:01,480 Now, do either of you know anything about this guy 451 00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:04,265 who claims he was attacked by a cop with a knife? 452 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:26,635 Dana has the results from the autopsy of the body on the roof. 453 00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,811 Guess what she found. What? 454 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,205 Guess! How the hell am I supposed to guess? 455 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,250 Deer DNA. 456 00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:36,950 Deer DNA? Deer DNA. 457 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:40,301 What does that mean? You’re Sherlock, man. I’m just Watson! 458 00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,216 Right. 459 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,306 It’s pretty quiet around here. 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You know, really going places. 480 00:39:18,573 --> 00:39:21,402 He started criminal justice classes because he wanted to be a crime fiction writer. 481 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,796 He’d sort of fallen in love with it. 482 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:27,365 Anyway, we were following up leads on this murder. 483 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,280 No big deal, just a drug deal thing. 484 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:34,546 Awesome! Yes! Yes! 485 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:38,854 Anyway, we found an address on this guy named Daiquon Barlow. 486 00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:41,683 When we got there-- We should have radioed for backup. 487 00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:44,730 But we didn’t. Ted went around the back. I went in the front. 488 00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,080 Trouble started right away. It was crazy. 489 00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:49,256 Crack addicts running every which way. 490 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,737 One of them decides he’s not afraid of the cops, 491 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,478 so he runs on me with a pistol. 492 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,610 Little white guy, bright red hair, you know? 493 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,439 Must have been around 95 pounds soaking wet. 494 00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:01,137 And I don’t have my gun out. 495 00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:05,446 So I’m basically running away a couple seconds so I can pull the Glock. 496 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,709 By then, he’d chased me into this narrow hallway. 497 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:10,364 I turned and I fired my gun three times. 498 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,323 One shot missed, the other two hit him here and here. 499 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:15,761 And I’m still rushing off the adrenaline, 500 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:19,417 scared to death that some junkie’s gonna jump out at me out of nowhere. 501 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:23,986 And then I saw Ted-- my partner Ted, 502 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,032 was lying on the floor in back of the junkie. 503 00:40:29,383 --> 00:40:32,647 Both bullets went through the guy and they-- they both hit Ted. 504 00:40:35,911 --> 00:40:38,131 So there was this big investigation, you know, and, uh-- 505 00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:40,612 for a while, a few people said that I planned it. 506 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:43,223 Right? That I’d meant to shoot Ted. 507 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,966 Eventually, the whole thing was dismissed as an accident, 508 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,012 but people don’t forget so easily. 509 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,581 Einhorn took me off active duty and by the time he let me come back 510 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:56,366 I was on animal attacks. 511 00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:58,891 So I was pretty fucked up in the thick of it. 512 00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:01,371 And I was always out of it and doped on anti-depressants. 513 00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:04,505 My wife left me and I lost touch with most of my friends 514 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,594 and then I had this, uh, 515 00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,857 this kind of a realization. 516 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,468 - An epiphany. - Yeah. 517 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:17,213 I just realized that we all have our time to make our mark on this planet, you know? 518 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:20,521 And all that I’d done with my time was... 519 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:23,655 get a decent man killed. 520 00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:26,092 That’s the mark I made on the earth, so... 521 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:27,397 That’s dark. 522 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,662 Yeah, well... 523 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,141 Shit. 524 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,536 Well, now that we’ve had our sharing time, 525 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,973 let’s figure out what a deer monster has against horny men. 526 00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:41,847 You know, this girl-- this girl bothers me. 527 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,545 Whatever’s happened to these men, it’s happened because of her. 528 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:46,504 Right. 529 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,900 Maybe it’s not a woman. What? 530 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:54,555 There’s this type of spider, looks just like an ant. 531 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:57,950 Builds these fake ant holes, hides, then waits for the real ants to follow him down... 532 00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:01,344 and then chomp! Right. 533 00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:04,565 So you’re sayin' the deer monster pretends to be a beautiful woman, 534 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,612 lures guys to somewhere secluded and then stomps the shit out of ’em? 535 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:11,572 I don’t know-- All right. Deer Woman. 536 00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,879 Wait, what? You know of a deer woman? 537 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:16,751 Are you guys into stuff like that? Stuff like what? 538 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,624 Native American mythology. You know, the Deer Woman, 539 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,887 the Piasa Thunderbirds, the Rogoya? 540 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,497 You know, stuff like that. 541 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,933 Sit down. I gotta-- 542 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:26,456 No, no. It’s okay, please. 543 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,329 Sit down. Uh, yeah, I guess I got a minute. 544 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:39,600 What you heard us talking about isn’t a legend. It's a case we’re working on. 545 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:42,560 Somebody’s killing people in the city, trampling them to death. 546 00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:45,475 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw that on the news. 547 00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:49,262 You guys-- you guys think that’s the Deer Woman? 548 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,699 What is a deer woman, exactly? 549 00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:55,050 Okay, here’s the story how my dad used to tell it. 550 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:57,966 When the Poncans would get together for a big social gathering, 551 00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:01,622 the Deer Woman would come out of the woods and slip, unnoticed, into the party. 552 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,364 And she’s like, the most beautiful woman in the world, 553 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:07,062 really sexy, built like a goddess from the waist up. 554 00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:10,239 But from the waist down, she’s like a deer. A deer? 555 00:43:10,283 --> 00:43:12,764 Well, you know, she has deer legs. 556 00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:17,116 Four legs or two? You guys can’t be serious. 557 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,944 We’re very serious. 558 00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,902 Two legs. 559 00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:23,818 Anyway, she comes in the party and finds a guy. 560 00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:27,779 She lures him out somewhere secluded, bangs him and then tramples him to death. 561 00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:29,650 That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. 562 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,913 Hey, it’s just a story. 563 00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:35,395 How come no one notices she has deer legs? She keeps ’em covered up. 564 00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:37,832 Why? Why does she do it? What’s her motive? 565 00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:40,661 Why does everything have to have a "why" with you people? 566 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:43,969 It’s a woman with deer legs. Motive really isn’t an issue here. 567 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:46,362 Okay, how do they catch her? 568 00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,234 What do you mean "catch her"? 569 00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:51,324 How does the legend end? How do they kill the Deer Woman? They don’t. 570 00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:58,766 She just kills everyone who she seduces and then she disappears back into the forest. 571 00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:01,508 Right. 572 00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:04,859 It’s just some silly misogynistic Poncan legend 573 00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:08,297 and you two are acting like this is a serious theory in a criminal case. 574 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:10,648 Actually, it’s our only theory at the moment. 575 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:22,703 I’m going home, shower and change and get completely drunk. 576 00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,618 What’s the matter? This case getting to you? 577 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,229 Look, every legend is based in fact-- 578 00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:29,449 Every legend is not based in fact. 579 00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:33,235 If you take that attitude, we’re never gonna get anywhere. 580 00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,633 Look, I get off soon. I’m thinking about comin' back. 581 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,722 Maybe hittin’ the slots. You wanna come? 582 00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:44,464 Little drinking, little gambling. I don’t gamble. 583 00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:47,597 Did you see how they were paying off in there? 584 00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,209 You saw one person win. So now you’re gonna come back and play, 585 00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:52,254 thinking you’re gonna win like the one person you saw win, 586 00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,474 out of the hundreds of people in there? 587 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:58,086 That’s correct. It’s people like you that make America great. 588 00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:59,740 You wanna bet? 589 00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,979 Workin’ nights now, Faraday? 590 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:25,157 Not now, Fuches. I’m sorry for being such an asshole to you earlier. 591 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,116 The more I look at this case, the more it seems bizarre. 592 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,814 Yeah, to say the least. 593 00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:31,903 Well, uh, 594 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:34,253 Have a good night. 595 00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,907 You too. 596 00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:37,125 Asshole. 597 00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:49,703 Shit! 598 00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:06,024 Excuse me, ma’am? 599 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:10,332 Can I get a 7 & 7 please? 600 00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,334 Well, I don’t see why not. 601 00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:14,902 $50 worth of chips, please. 602 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:17,383 Here we go, new shooter comin’ out. 603 00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:19,385 Any cme, horn high/low, last chance. 604 00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:22,083 Yeah! Let’s go! 605 00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,131 Here we go. 606 00:46:28,046 --> 00:46:29,438 Shit! 607 00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:31,179 By the way, notes to pay. 608 00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:33,355 Hey, here we go. 609 00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:35,793 Thank you. No, thank you. 610 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,931 Should I play the seven? 611 00:46:43,975 --> 00:46:46,020 Same shooter, here we go. Bets down. 612 00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:50,024 Lady, you’re the boss. Here we go. 613 00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,289 Hey! 614 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:55,725 How about that? 615 00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:02,515 Here we go. 616 00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:03,908 The old 11! 617 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:07,259 Yeah! That’s what I'm talkin’ about! 618 00:47:07,302 --> 00:47:08,608 Yeah! Yeah! 619 00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:12,351 You want me to let it ride? 620 00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:20,794 Okay, the lady said let it ride! 621 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,665 Here we go! Come on! 622 00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:23,928 The old 11! 623 00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:27,322 Oh, baby! Where have you been all my life? 624 00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:30,325 Oh! Whoo! 625 00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:34,895 Yes! Here we go, new shooter comin’. 626 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,723 Oh! Lucky! How about another round? 627 00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:38,116 Yeah! Yeah! For everybody! 628 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,731 Ohh... 629 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:47,299 Ah! 630 00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:51,564 Yeah. 631 00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:52,913 Ooh... 632 00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,875 Oh! Ah... 633 00:47:57,918 --> 00:47:59,746 Oh, man, 634 00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:02,096 you are beautiful. 635 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:07,536 Damn it. 636 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,451 I’ve got to get that. 637 00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:11,932 I know, baby. It’s my job. I gotta get the phone. 638 00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:16,894 Cool down, baby. I’m not goin' anywhere. 639 00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:26,033 Hello. That you, Reed? 640 00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,905 Dwight? 641 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:29,689 I’ve been doing some research. 642 00:48:29,732 --> 00:48:32,039 That’s good. I’ll see you tomorrow. 643 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:35,129 This has happened here before. About a hundred years ago, 644 00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:38,611 11 loggers were found pulverized, they’d all been seen with a pretty woman. 645 00:48:38,654 --> 00:48:43,311 Dwight, I’m a little drunk and something’s come up. 646 00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:47,663 I’m thinking we should put some officers in some clubs and on the streets, you know? 647 00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:50,405 I’m a little busy now. 648 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:53,234 I got a girl in here, man. 649 00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:56,368 I will call you tomorrow. 650 00:48:56,411 --> 00:48:59,980 Have you seen her feet? Say what? 651 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:02,852 Do you know her? Have you seen her feet? 652 00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:10,991 Reed? Are you there? I’m a fuckin' idiot, Dwight. 653 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:13,776 Where’s your gun? Call backup. 654 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:15,909 Reed? 655 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:16,866 Reed! 656 00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:26,137 Request backup at 3581 Maneri. 657 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,965 Copy that. 658 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,539 Fuck me! 659 00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,693 Reed? 660 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:03,435 Reed? 661 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,568 Reed? 662 00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:14,794 Oh, my God. 663 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:23,324 Officer down. Repeat, officer down at 3581 Maneri. 664 00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:24,673 Apartment 406. 665 00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,032 What have I done? 666 00:50:48,436 --> 00:50:49,785 Oh... 667 00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:18,466 Goddamn it! 668 00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,264 Police! Police! Don’t you move! 669 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,841 Jesus Christ! 670 00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:26,768 Animal attacks... 52740

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