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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,360 - Ohh. - Good boy. 2 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,840 - He's a good boy. - He is. 3 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,680 It's gonna be weird at home without you, boy. 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,480 Thanks for letting me have him for a couple days. 5 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,920 That'll cheer me right up, I reckon. 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,200 It's all right. How are you going with everything, anyway? 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,200 I'm struggling... a little bit. 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,240 - Yeah? - Yeah. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,240 That was my longest relationship. 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,080 And he was a real sweetie. 11 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,840 That's fair. 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,360 He was hot too. 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,960 Was he or was he just tall? 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,280 Was he hot or was he just tall? 15 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,800 Yeah. I mean, if he was 5'5", different vibe. 16 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,440 - He'd still be hot. - Okay. 17 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,920 - He was a fucking dreamboat. - He was, wasn't he? 18 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,160 And I just wrecked it. I think I'm broken. 19 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,920 Maybe. It's all right. I know I am. 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,880 Yeah? 21 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,680 Lawrence, put the sausage roll down. 22 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,640 So funny, um, Meggles got stoned last night 23 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,000 and she made me a profile on Tinder. 24 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,600 and she made me a profile on Tinder. 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,080 Mm-hm. I know. 26 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,840 - How do you know? - Saw you there. 27 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,320 So you're just... you're just fully back on the apps now? 28 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,840 Uh, well, not real... Not fully back. 29 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,160 I just checked it out of habit. I mean, I'm single. 30 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,160 Yeah, I'm single too. 31 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,680 Yeah, just a couple of single people. 32 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:16,600 Ready to mingle. 33 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,160 - Yeah. - Excuse me. 34 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,840 Um, sorry. Would you just mind putting your dog on a leash? 35 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,040 We're having a party over there with some little kids 36 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,960 and this isn't a dog park, technically, so... 37 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,400 Yeah, he's a crippled dog, mate. 38 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,680 He's not gonna cause any fuss. 39 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,080 Yeah, it's just that, uh, you know, 40 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,280 all dogs should be on a leash, you know what I mean? 41 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,520 Yeah, I know what you mean, but you know what I mean? 42 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,760 - He's got... - A dog's a dog, mate. 43 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,320 Yeah, mate, but he's got wheels for back legs. 44 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,160 - So apply a bit of logic. - That... It's not a cat. 45 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,280 You don't have a cat, do you? 46 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,760 Who brings a cat to a park, brother? 47 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,080 No-one brings... I'm not saying you brought a cat to a park. 48 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,160 You brought up cats, mate! 49 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,440 I don't know what's going on with your cult there, but... 50 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,440 Just 'cause I wear linen doesn't mean I'm in a cult. 51 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,800 It's a gender reveal. 52 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,080 Yeah, whose gender are you revealing, mate? Your own? 53 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,480 - Are you okay? - Yeah, mate, I'm okay. 54 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,400 - Is he okay? - All good. I've got it. 55 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,000 - I'm leashing him. All good. - Yeah. 56 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,200 Pop him... I'll pop him on now. 57 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,640 Thank you. 58 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,520 It's not hard, is it? 59 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,720 It was hard. It was hard. 60 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,160 This is what's wrong with the world. 61 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,440 Yeah, I agree. Off you go. 62 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,720 - Off you pop. - You can go now. Thank you. 63 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,160 You're not leashing him, are you? 64 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,160 I'm not leashing him. I was just pretending. 65 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,160 Fuck that. Off you pop, Col. 66 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,640 I mean, people like him... Jesus. Fucking kill me. 67 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,280 - So, rewind. - Mm-hm. 68 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,320 Why, um... 69 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,200 Rupert! No, not... 70 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,440 Why do you think that you're broken? 71 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,240 Oh, same stuff. I mean, I hurt Chelsea badly. 72 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,440 Yeah. 73 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,400 I did. And... I don't know what I want sometimes. 74 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,240 Like, what was I doing in an IVF clinic 75 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,120 with someone I'm so-so on? 76 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,160 Like, that's not okay. 77 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,280 - Oh. When did you do all that? - That was... 78 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,960 Well, that was actually the day that she and I broke up. 79 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,160 S... 80 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,280 That was after we, um, in your car. 81 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,600 Unfortunately, yeah. 82 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,800 So you... Wait a second. Sorry. 83 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,760 You did IVF with someone that you just cheated on? 84 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,440 Yes, but no embryos were made. 85 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,000 Fuck, man. What if they were? 86 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,320 Fuck, man. What if they were? 87 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,760 They weren't. They weren't. 88 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,560 - But what if they were? - But... but they weren't. 89 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,960 I couldn't even perform because of what was going on. 90 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,280 Do you know what I mean? Like, it wasn't my finest hour. 91 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,840 I don't know how I feel about this. 92 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,520 What? We weren't together. 93 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,040 - Mm. - We're not together. 94 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,960 I know, but you were actively trying to start a family 95 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,440 with someone after we had sex. 96 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,160 I mean, that is massive! 97 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,160 Also, was what we did nothing? Like... 98 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,240 No, but... but she was my partner then. 99 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,560 She was, okay? 100 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,200 And we were already talking about having kids. 101 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,520 Mm. Didn't mention that at dinner, did ya? 102 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,680 No, I said she was fully committed. 103 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,320 - That's what I said. - Hmm. 104 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,480 Gordon, that's a shame. This feels yucky now. 105 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,440 That's really yucky. I wanna go. 106 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,640 - He's tangled up! Mate! - Yep. 107 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,640 - Hey? - Your dog! 108 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,920 Hey, hey, hey! Get off him! 109 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,280 - It's not on a leash! - Get off him! 110 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,640 - I'm not... - Get off him. Get off him. 111 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,960 Get in there and pull him out. 112 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,840 Get off him. He's a high-needs dog. Thank you. Sorry. 113 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,640 - Serious? - Yeah. You're stressing him out. 114 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,000 But can you just... It's delicate ribbon. 115 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,160 It's tangled, guys. Go back the other way. 116 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,320 - Unwind it. - Okay, mate. 117 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,000 - Can you... Can you... - Don't pull it! 118 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,080 - Can you... Can you... - Don't pull it! 119 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,320 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you have a backup or... 120 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,360 You're jo... Why would I have a backup? 121 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,120 Just leave it, Nathan. We've got it in an email. 122 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,600 I don't wanna find out in an email. 123 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,760 - Well, I've already had a look. - Why? 124 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,160 I didn't want gender disappointment, okay? 125 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,280 - With what? - With another boy. 126 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,120 - So we're having a girl? - No, Nathan! 127 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,280 It's another boy. 128 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,200 Uh, sorry. Hey, congratulations. 129 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,160 - Cheers, mate. - Yeah, yeah. It's great. 130 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,200 Hey, Mama. 131 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,000 Oh, goodness me! 132 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,160 Oh, goodness me! 133 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,240 You really shouldn't show up unannounced like that. 134 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,960 David was just here. 135 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,040 What? Why? 136 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,160 For morning tea. 137 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,160 Wanted to see his Lynny 138 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,240 before the sad drive back to Warrnambool 139 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,160 with his dead grandmother's 3-stone 140 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,880 burning a hole in his pocket. 141 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,160 Mum, this is where I'm supposed to come for comfort, not David. 142 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,240 This is my house! 143 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,720 Classic Ashley. 144 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,160 Needing two houses for all her feelings. 145 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,000 Come here. You haven't even cuddled me yet. 146 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,360 Why would I? 147 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,080 Ohh. 148 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,160 - Mm. - Hey. 149 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,320 - Mother to daughter. - Yeah? 150 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,720 I'm thinking of getting a neck lift, 151 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,160 but I'm concerned it might affect my throat shakra. 152 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,400 You could get one too. 153 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,640 We could go to Turkey. What do you think? 154 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,080 - I don't know, Mum. - Ohh. 155 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,320 Oh, I see you brought Colin. Are you and Gordon back on? 156 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,160 Careful, they're not keto. 157 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,560 I wasn't... 158 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,800 No, um, we are not back on. 159 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,160 I think I just need to be alone for a while. 160 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,160 Or, you know, single. 161 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,840 He doesn't feel very safe. 162 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:00,000 Safe? What nonsense you kids come out with. 163 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,560 Safe? What nonsense you kids come out with. 164 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,600 Anyway, don't worry about it, I'm actually on Tinder, 165 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,160 and I've already matched with some real hotties. 166 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,640 So I'm... I'm doing fine. 167 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,480 Well, be careful on Tinder, darling. 168 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,160 Lee's photos were used for an account. 169 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:19,440 Someone pretended to be him and then messaged a lot of girls. 170 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,160 Indecent photos. Deep fakes. 171 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,480 Deep fakes. Huh. 172 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,480 But, you know, it's good you've got the dog back. 173 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,160 You can take him on daily walks. Be good for both of you. 174 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,480 Please don't. 175 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,400 Well, it's very sedentary being a GP. 176 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,680 You should get one of those treadmill desks. 177 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,960 Oh, yeah, I'm sure my patients would love 178 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,160 to get their diagnoses while I'm on a treadmill. 179 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,560 "Oh, sorry, Mr. Jeffries. The cancer's back." 180 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,400 You couldn't put it behind a low wall? 181 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,320 They'd still hear the hum, Mum. Ohhh! 182 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,440 No! Lee's nude! 183 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,160 Oh, calm down, Ashley Marie. 184 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,480 Lee! 185 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,160 Ashley's here. Better put some clothes on. 186 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,960 Right you are. 187 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,240 What's he doing? 188 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,000 How would I know? 189 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,920 How would I know? 190 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,960 God, you're a bit rough on men, I've decided. 191 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,080 Hello. 192 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,360 Pardon moi, Ashley. 193 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:10,200 I was just testing the camera's exposure on my skin tones. 194 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,640 Why, you ask? 195 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,480 - I didn't ask. - Well, it's because... 196 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,080 Actually, have you heard of Spencer Tunick? 197 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,080 Hmm... 198 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,520 Yeah, he's famous for organizing 199 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,880 and photographing large-scale nude shoots. 200 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,160 I'm doing that. 201 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,920 Right. Isn't he already doing that? 202 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,640 Well, I don't think he has a patent on nudity. 203 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,520 - Oh, gosh. - Oh, Lee, robe! 204 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,720 Oh! 205 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,040 Peek-a-boo. 206 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,760 It's over. It's over. 207 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,600 The ax-throwing lawsuit is finally fucking over. 208 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,120 Well, not for him. He lost a finger. 209 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,160 He can buy a new one. 210 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,600 - Yeah, but can he? - Yeah. 211 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,160 - But good job, buddy. - Thank you. 212 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:51,160 What's your next big idea? Is it whiskey and welding? 213 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,480 That's actually not bad. 214 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,320 I won't, but it does sound like a good afternoon. 215 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,640 - Oh. - Think about it. 216 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,240 - Whiskey and welding? 217 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,400 Hey, Mummy and Daddy. 218 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,680 - Oh, hey, baby boy. - Hey. 219 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,000 Hey, how's your head? I've been meaning to ask. 220 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,280 Hey, how's your head? I've been meaning to ask. 221 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,160 Uh... I'm not allowed to talk about the incident. 222 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,560 - The incident? - The incident? 223 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,240 Let's just leave it to the lawyers. 224 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,760 - You fucking what? - Well... 225 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,600 ..I'm taking legal action for unsafe work conditions. 226 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,200 Are you fu... Are you... No, no, no, no. 227 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,240 No. No, no, no. No. You weren't at work. You were at my house. 228 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,160 - As your assistant. - No. No, mate. 229 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,160 You set off the flea bombs as my assistant, 230 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,320 and then you went back in as a mate. 231 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,800 That wasn't stipulated, Gordon. 232 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,400 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 233 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,760 Oh, I can't fucking believe this. 234 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,320 Look, I'm not suing you, all right? 235 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,919 I'm suing the business. You won't feel it. 236 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,919 Won't feel it?! I am the business, Brett! 237 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,960 No, it's Bingewell and all that. 238 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,200 Look, I could make some serious money from this. All right? 239 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,400 I-I'm trying to start a life with Carmen. 240 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,240 - Ahh! - Oh, did she put you up to this? 241 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,600 - Maybe. - That's great. 242 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,560 'Cause now I need another fucking lawyer, Brett. 243 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,760 No, you don't. Bingewell does. 244 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,360 You could talk to Chelsea, I guess. 245 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,760 Yeah, I probably won't talk to Chelsea 246 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,160 'cause I just broke up with Chelsea. 247 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,240 You were fucking there, Brett. 248 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,160 I'm sorry. I was a bit concussed, mate. 249 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,680 Did you think to check up on me? 250 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,000 No, I didn't check on you, and I'm sorry. 251 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,520 No, I didn't check on you, and I'm sorry. 252 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,200 - Does that make it all go away? - No. 253 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,000 Okay, great. I'll wait to hear from your lawyers. 254 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,240 Thank you. 255 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,800 The fuck is going on with him? 256 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,280 He is a bit peppery now. 257 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,000 - He is very peppery. - Since Carmen. 258 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,800 - Yeah, I know. - But it's kind of... 259 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:17,720 He's got some... 260 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,720 You always had the... And now he does. 261 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,000 You haven't finished one sentence. 262 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,000 Yeah. 263 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,360 What are you doing tonight? Do you want to do something? 264 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,520 Let's do something. Will we... 265 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,160 Uh... Oh, I've got, um... 266 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,960 - What? - Yeah, n... nah. 267 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,480 - What's happened? - Nothing. 268 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,080 What, are you suing me as well? 269 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,320 No. I'm going to Meggles's place. 270 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,960 - Meggles and Ash's? - Yeah. 271 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,400 - Why? - Uh, yeah. 272 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,560 But, no, you can't come. 273 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,200 I didn't ask to come. Why? Why? Hang on, why can't I come? 274 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,200 Well, 'cause it's... 275 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,320 What's going on? 276 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,680 Not that it's any of your business, 277 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,280 but we've been seeing a bit of each other. 278 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,400 - You and Meggles? Again? - Mm-hm. 279 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,920 - And Andre. - What? 280 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,040 And Rumi. 281 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,680 - What? - Yeah. 282 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,000 It's technically a games night, 283 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,080 It's technically a games night, 284 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,480 but it'll probably get sexy. 285 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,680 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Yeah. Okay? 286 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,280 You're all gonna have sex tonight? 287 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah. People are doing it, Grandad. 288 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,840 What about Ash? Will Ash be there? 289 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,240 Well, she lives there. 290 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,920 Hang on. So, what, do you have sex with Ash as well? 291 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,200 I don't know, Gordon. That would be up to her. Consent. 292 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,360 You ever heard of it? 293 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,360 Having said that, 294 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,440 she is single now, isn't she? 295 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,080 Anything's possible. 296 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,560 What is happening? 297 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,200 Oh! 298 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,320 We need more nappies. 299 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,640 - Oh! 300 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,920 - Sorry. - Jesus. 301 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,360 So, what are we feeding Genre tonight? 302 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,760 - What? 303 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,360 - What are we... 304 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,680 What are we feeding Genre tonight? 305 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,320 I can't hear you. You have to speak louder. 306 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,120 What are we feeding Genre tonight? 307 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,800 Nuggets? Hi, darling. 308 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,920 Hey. 309 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,600 It's not nutritious, Rumes. 310 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,080 This is the one chance we have to grow his brain. 311 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,040 - And I just... 312 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,680 I feel like you're not taking that seriously. 313 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,480 - Ash, you're a doctor. - Uh... 314 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,160 Will feeding him nuggets tonight so we can relax 315 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,160 ruin our one opportunity to grow his brain? 316 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,000 Sorry, I also studied medicine, Rumi. 317 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,280 Sorry, I also studied medicine, Rumi. 318 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,440 Yeah, but you're not a doctor, sweetheart. 319 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,760 - We have talked about that. - Oh, that's right. 320 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,160 Because I chose to carry our child! 321 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,480 You have never been more beautiful. 322 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,800 - Jesus fucking Christ! 323 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,480 And I have always said that. You were in your... 324 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,920 I thought you were gonna go to your mum's for dinner tonight. 325 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,160 No, I canceled. 326 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,440 Um, so I'm just gonna play The Sims in my room. 327 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,560 - Oh. - Is that okay? 328 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,160 - Yeah. It's... - Yeah. 329 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,240 What's happening? You're being weird. 330 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,880 Oh, no, it's um... 331 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,160 Look, we were just gonna have a sort of games night 332 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,840 with Chiara and Andre tonight. 333 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,160 - Oh. - Yeah. 334 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,160 - Really? - Um, just stop it. 335 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,520 No, it's okay, it's okay. 336 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:34,320 Um, we have been seeing a bit of her and her tiny husband. 337 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,760 It's fun, it is sexy, 338 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,560 and you'd be very welcome to join us. 339 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,400 Sexy? Ha! 340 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,240 I just... I don't think it's Ash's vibe. 341 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,120 - What? - Well, how do you know? 342 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,320 How do you know? Huh? 343 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,920 It could be. Couldn't it? 344 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,680 I just... I don't think you'd love it. 345 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,000 Yeah, she can just hang around if she wants to. 346 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,440 Or, but, actually, no pressure, 347 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,760 if you do want to bring someone, 348 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,040 we would have enough people to play Alien. 349 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,120 Yeah. Not Gordon, hey? 350 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,120 - No. 351 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,160 - Yeah. - No. 352 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,000 I've actually been texting, 353 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,160 I've actually been texting, 354 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,520 like, a hot Tinder guy today. 355 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,880 - I could ask him. - Yes. Yes! 356 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,040 Yeah. If you want. 357 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,280 Okay, Meggles, I feel like you don't want me here. 358 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,360 I do, okay? It's just, like, I... 359 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,360 You know, we haven't really done this kind of stuff 360 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,360 around each other since I came out and... 361 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,760 - Mm. - ..I don't want it to be weird. 362 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,040 Totally. 363 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,040 Oh, honestly, I'll probably just tap out before it gets weird. 364 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,160 Okay, great. 365 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,440 Or just... Or just see what happens. 366 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,040 - There's no pressure. - No, obviously. 367 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,400 Because consent and boundaries. Absolutely. 368 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,600 Just, you know, sometimes the... the spirit takes you. 369 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,800 I'm just gonna text Bruno. 370 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,800 - Hey! - Okay. 371 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,960 Bruno's a great name. 372 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,680 - And I brought her to climax. 373 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,760 I inserted the turkey baster. The rest is history. 374 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,000 Right there it was. Actually right there. 375 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,640 Right there it was. Actually right there. 376 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,160 - Yeah. - Very moving. 377 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,200 - Ama... Oh, crumbs. 378 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,840 That'll be Bruno. Ahhh! 379 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,240 - What am I doing? - No one knows, babe. 380 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,520 But I can just hang out with him. 381 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,080 We don't have to do anything, right? 382 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,240 - Yeah. - Okay. You're adorable. 383 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,440 Just stop it. 384 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,040 Shut up. 385 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,360 That's pervy. 386 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,160 - Okay, everybody. - Oh! 387 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,920 Say good night to Genre Zephyr. 388 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,160 Night-night, little lady. 389 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,560 It's a boy, Andre. 390 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,160 No, totally fluid here. Go for your life. 391 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,240 Good night, you majestic creature. 392 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,640 Kisses for Mummy? 393 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,160 - No? Okay. 394 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,320 - Yeah. - Boundaries. 395 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,080 - Mm-hm. - That's beautiful, actually. 396 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,160 'Cause we're teaching him early. 397 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,360 - That's the thing. - Yeah. 398 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,360 - And we say... - Uh, this is Bruno. 399 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,320 - Oh, hey! - Hi, everyone. 400 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,680 - Ohh. - Hi. 401 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,320 This is Andre, Chiara and Rumi. 402 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,000 And Meg will be back in a few sex... seconds. 403 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,240 - Seconds. - Love it. 404 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,440 - What's going on? - Just hangin'. 405 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,640 - Can I, um, get you a beer? - Uh, yeah. Cheers, little fella. 406 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:59,320 Bruno, have you ever played Alien? 407 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,000 - Ah! I texted you about that. - No. 408 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,160 - Ah! I texted you about that. - No. 409 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,680 Ah! So, um, there's an egg. 410 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,440 We'll... we'll use this. Okay, um... 411 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,000 Hey, wait, don't start without me. 412 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,640 No, no, no. I was just doing the rules. 413 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,840 - I was doing the rules. - Okay, okay. 414 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,880 - Okay, so... - So, there's a captain. Oh. 415 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,960 - A captain. - Hi. Hi. 416 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,160 - Bruno. - There's a captain, right? 417 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,160 - Correct. - And then, um... 418 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,400 And the captain will wear my hat. 419 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,880 That's the captain's hat. Ah-ha! 420 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,240 And everyone wants to get on the ship. 421 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,360 Yes. 422 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,520 And they must convince the captain 423 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,760 to let them on the ship. 424 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,800 But hiding amongst us is an alien. 425 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,120 Shut up, shut up, you guys. Okay, there's one alien. Okay? 426 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,200 They want to get on a ship. 427 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,000 The captain has to stop that happening. Let's go! 428 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,160 I swear to you... 429 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,000 - I don't know. I don't know. - Yeah. 430 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,160 Baby, I'm not the alien. 431 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,000 Swear on your child's life. 432 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,560 - Andre! Weird. - Swear on Genre. 433 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,760 Do you want me to swear on Genre's life? 434 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,880 Do it. 435 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,160 - Swear. - Okay, that's not good. 436 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,240 - Swear. - Swear. 437 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,640 I'm not swearing on our child's life who's asleep... 438 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,520 - ..in the next room. Fucking... 439 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600 I would love to get that. 440 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,160 I thought this game was meant to be fun. 441 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,960 I'd like to get out. Yep. Cool. 442 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,160 - You having fun, Bruno? - Oh, yeah. 443 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,360 Uh, I don't have the alien. 444 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,560 You don't have the alien? 445 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,560 - It's not how... - I don't. 446 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,760 - Okay. - What does that mean? 447 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,560 You're not the alien. 448 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,080 I'm not the alien 449 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,160 because black guys can't be aliens. 450 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,800 And I actually can't fight that. 451 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,760 - Hey. 452 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,200 Oh, here we go. 453 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,400 - What? - You're pathetic. 454 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,640 - Am I? - This is pathetic. 455 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,920 - Is it? - Yeah, it is. 456 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,520 Sorry. Have I interrupted the gang bang, have I? 457 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,720 No, nothing's happened. We're playing Alien. 458 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,160 Well, it's all good. I'm just, uh, bringing Colin's, um, bed. 459 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,400 I forgot to give it to Ash. 460 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,600 - Oh, that's why you're here? - Yes. 461 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,160 Yeah, okay. Okay, I'll give it to her. 462 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,600 - Yeah. No, no. All good. - It's all good. 463 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,760 - No, no, no. - She's hanging out with us. 464 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,280 Oh, she's getting into it, is she? 465 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,920 Well, she invited someone. 466 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,160 - Has she? - Mm-hm. 467 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,160 - All good. - Good, then. 468 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,600 All good, Chi. She's single. I'm single. 469 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,800 So it's all good. We're all single. 470 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,160 - Don't. It's weird. Weird. - Relax. Relax. 471 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,160 - So weird! Don't go over there. - A lot of tension in your body. 472 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,160 Don't. 473 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,560 - Argh! - Oh, no! 474 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,280 - Ha-ha-ha! - No, I'm... 475 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,520 Oh, you are playing Alien. 476 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,640 Yeah. Told you, fuckhead. 477 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,880 - I'm outraged! 478 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,000 - Hey. - Hey. 479 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,080 - Hey. - Hey. 480 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,000 Oh, look who's here! 481 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,440 It's Gordon. 482 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,240 Hey. I was just bringing this, uh, for Colin. 483 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,560 Who's Colin? 484 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,240 That's the dog, Andre. It's good to see you again, man. 485 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,120 - Uh, hey, buddy. - Oi. I'm, uh, Gordon. 486 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,440 - Bruno. - Bruno. Hey! 487 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,160 - Hey. - Course you are. 488 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,280 - Cool. 489 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,600 Gordon, you want to play a game of Alien, sexy boy? 490 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,600 No, he's good. 491 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,480 - Yeah, I don't wanna intrude. - Yes, you do. 492 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,120 Honestly, it's all good, mate. The more, the merrier. 493 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,960 I mean, we're all fucking tonight anyway, aren't we? 494 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,960 Well, we don't say it like that. We couch it. We couch it. 495 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,160 I'm not here to fuck spiders, right? 496 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,480 Can we just see what happens, though? 497 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,280 Like, do we have to name it? 498 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,800 Like, can we just, like, keep playing the game? 499 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,600 'Cause you might get tired or have a tummy ache and... 500 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,800 Let's just keep playing Alien. 501 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,080 - Yeah. - Can we play Alien? 502 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,560 - Yeah, play the game. Yeah. - For sure, babe. 503 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,800 - I'll play. - Yeah. Bro. 504 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,160 - You don't mind, Bruno? - No, bro. 505 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,600 - Great. Then we're all cool. - Do this. 506 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,240 - Cool. All right, you, Bruno... 507 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,160 - Is that okay? - ..are the captain. 508 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,760 - Just bringing Colin's bed. - Fantastic. 509 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,360 - Have you played Alien before? - No. 510 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,000 Mummy. Mummy. 511 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,080 Mummy. Mummy. 512 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,720 ♪ Do you want gold? ♪ Let me touch it. 513 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,160 Don't do it, don't do it. 514 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,560 Safe! 515 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,400 Ahh... Oh! 516 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,120 - Don't look. - Okay, don't look. 517 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,720 ♪ Do you want gold? ♪ 518 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,560 Okay, okay, we actually have enough women here. 519 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,120 ♪ Do you want gold? ♪ 520 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,760 - Bup, bup, bup! - Wait, wait, wait! 521 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,640 What the fuck? I haven't done anything. 522 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,280 This is high risk, high reward. 523 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,440 Three, four... 524 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,720 - Oh! - Oh, no! 525 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,320 Don't touch it! Don't touch that! 526 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,960 - No! - No! 527 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,160 ♪ Do you want gold? ♪ 528 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,120 Rumes. Rumes, Rumes, Rumes. 529 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,400 It's okay that Gordon's here, right? 530 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,320 I mean, he seems kind of okay with Bruno. 531 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,400 'Cause I just thought that we were doing a single thing. 532 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,720 I thought we were single. 533 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,160 Ashley, you need to stop giving away your power, okay? 534 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,160 - Totally, totally. - Mm. 535 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,840 Do you want me to kiss you? 536 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,000 No, thank you. 537 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,120 No, thank you. 538 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,200 We're allowed. 539 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,280 - Are we? - Yeah, tonight. 540 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,680 I think I'm very straight. 541 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,520 Okay. 542 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,440 So, cocktails with a "C" or with a "K"? 543 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,800 Um, I don't know, you choose. See, look? I'm relaxed. 544 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,800 - Okay, I think. - Yeah. 545 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,800 - Great. These are my speciality. - Yummy. 546 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,040 - Mmm. That's delicious. - Hmm! 547 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,600 Not the fucking wine! 548 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:28,240 Look, don't worry about Andre. He really comes into his own. 549 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, good, 'cause he's a bit annoying. 550 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,920 Oh, yeah, he is, but he has got the most tremendous penis. 551 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,160 Oh. 552 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,920 You'll see. - Will I? - [Rumi] Yeah. 553 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,160 Stop. Hey. 554 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,280 - Yeah? - How sexy does this thing get? 555 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,880 Oh, it's full fucking. 556 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,680 But also chill, chill. 557 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,040 So, uh, Andre, you still doing voice-overs 558 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,160 and that sort of thing or... 559 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,440 Iie. 560 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,080 That's good. Is there much money in that? 561 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,160 - I said I'm not doing them. - You said, "Yeah." 562 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,560 I said, "Iie." 563 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,800 It's Japanese for no. 564 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,160 Ashy, could you sit here, please? 565 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,840 - Mmm. - Yeah, yeah. 566 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,000 Hey. 567 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,040 Hey, hey. 568 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,160 Hey, big fella. 569 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,600 - Hey, little lady. 570 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,600 Ha. 571 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,280 Um, Colin could have slept on my bed, you know. 572 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,920 I know, but... is it okay that I'm here? 573 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,920 Mm. Yeah, I'm cool. 574 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,840 This morning was a bit weird. 575 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,160 I get that, and I'm sorry. 576 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,600 I get that, and I'm not sorry. 577 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,520 Can you go away? 578 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,120 I was sitting here first. 579 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,480 Make me. 580 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,280 Ooh, popular lady. Everyone wants a piece. 581 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,280 Oh. Gosh, I hope not. 582 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,160 All right, vibe check. Everyone, how are we feeling? Warm? 583 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,320 - Yeah! - Warm? 584 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,720 - Pretty good. - All right. 585 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,640 Cocktail with a "C" or with a "K"? 586 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,160 I take it the "K" is ketamine? 587 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,240 You are correct. 588 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,520 But is the "C" cocaine or just normal cocktail? 589 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,440 No, just normal cocktail, but if you want cocaine, 590 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,160 there's some on the plate on top of the fridge. 591 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,360 Fuck, yeah. 592 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,000 Who's having ketamine? 593 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,080 You are, baby. 594 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,160 What else you got? 595 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,000 What else? Oy vey! 596 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,280 What else? Oy vey! 597 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,160 Uh, we got some acid in the Bible. 598 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,440 We got weed out the back, obviously. 599 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,160 Then I probably got some molly in my wallet. 600 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,200 Why, are you interested? 601 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,600 Uh, as a cop, I probably shouldn't. 602 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,080 That's right. You're all under arrest. 603 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,560 What? 604 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,120 Nah, you're good. Had you going. 605 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,520 - Oh, my God. 606 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,160 - I'm totally kidding. 607 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,080 - I got ya! - Ah-ha! 608 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,440 - Oh. - Bruno. 609 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,880 - Funny. - You're funny! 610 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,080 He's funny. 611 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,040 So, do you want a drink or... 612 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,360 Uh, no, I'm good, thanks, for now. 613 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,840 'Cause you're not a police officer? 614 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,720 Oh, no, I am. Yeah, very much so. 615 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,000 Oh, but youse are good. I'm off duty. 616 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,000 - Right. - Oh. 617 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,320 - Or am I? - Goodness. 618 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,960 Nah, I am. 619 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,280 - Right. 620 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,560 - So... - Still funny. 621 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,720 - Yep. 622 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,760 Mmm. Yeah, you didn't put that on your profile. 623 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,960 Well, no, because who invites a cop 624 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,240 to a druggie-druggie sex party? 625 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,000 - That's a great question, Ash. 626 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,120 - That's a great question, Ash. 627 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,280 Mmm. 628 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,200 Oh, the wife and kiddos. 629 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,640 Excuse I. 630 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,720 You're married? 631 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,760 Yeah, but, uh, the wife and I have an arrangement. 632 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,880 Wink. 633 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,240 Oh, great. 634 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,920 - Hey, bubbas. Hey. - Hi, Dada. 635 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,160 What are we reading tonight, eh? 636 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,360 Caterpillar. - Ooh, The Very Hungry... 637 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,680 Wow. A married cop. 638 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,200 - Good one, Ash. - Hmm. 639 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,720 What have I done, Gordy? 640 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,680 Something funny. 641 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,440 - Take that away from me. - I will. 642 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,160 Everybody, hey, have I really fucked up? 643 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,520 - Yeah, a little bit. - It's pretty weird. 644 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,400 There's a cop here. It's pretty weird. I'm not gonna lie. 645 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,680 - Everybody... - Where did he go? 646 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,800 Everybody, relax. Everything is going to be okay. 647 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,160 - Let the games begin. 648 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,160 Ooh! Really nice. 649 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,160 - Gordy. 650 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,760 Fuck, yeah! 651 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,160 It's on. 652 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,160 Huh. 653 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,000 - It's on like Donkey Kong. - Mmm. 654 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,120 - It's on like Donkey Kong. - Mmm. 655 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,480 Uh-oh. 656 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,240 - Uh... - Um... 657 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,360 Yeah. 658 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,120 That's good. That's good. 659 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,800 - That's all right. - Mmm! 660 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,720 Don't judge it. 661 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,160 - I'm not judging. - You judged it. 662 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,320 No, no, no. No. It's good. 663 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,120 Oh, my turn. 664 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,880 Good. 665 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,200 Thanks. 666 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800 Gordy. 667 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,600 Beep-beep! 668 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,960 What? Stop. Why are you doing that? 669 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,480 - People like it. - I don't. 670 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,720 - Okay. - Okay. 671 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,840 My God. 672 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,560 I'm actually okay, bro. I'm okay. 673 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,160 Don't be that guy. 674 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,240 What guy? 675 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,240 We don't really like each other, Andre. 676 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,600 Why... why are we trying to kiss? 677 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,040 It's that kind of night, Gordy. 678 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,000 Don't you wanna open your mind a little bit? 679 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,360 My mind's open. We had a little kiss. 680 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,000 - That's enough. 681 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,200 Whatever's happening on the couch there, get into that. 682 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,560 Of all the men... 683 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,000 - Fucked it out? - Yeah. 684 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,160 And how does that go? 685 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,080 This looks, uh, looks a little heated. What did I miss? 686 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,160 Uh... uh... 687 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,160 Uh... 688 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,160 Excuse me. I have to... 689 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,840 - I'm gonna go. - Are you okay? 690 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,520 - Yeah. 691 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,240 Mmm. 692 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,800 So, good dads, bad dads, what did we have? 693 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,640 Aaagh! 694 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,160 Oh. 695 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,880 Fuckin' 'ell. 696 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,960 Oh, no. 697 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,440 - Are you okay, Ash? 698 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,640 Ashy, how are you? 699 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,400 Ash, do you need a top-up? 700 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,680 - What the fuck? 701 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,960 What are you doing? 702 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,160 Stop it. 703 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,840 - Sit here, babe. 704 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,440 Hands on heads, kids. 705 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,160 Why are you so small and young? 706 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,160 Oh, God. 707 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,880 Ashy, are you okay? 708 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,880 You okay? 709 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,000 - Hey. 710 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,160 You okay? I might get you out of here, hey? 711 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,000 You all right? 712 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,720 You all right? 713 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,000 You're all right. You're okay. 714 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,520 No, no, no. I'm coming down. 715 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,040 She's in a K-hole, for sure. 716 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,040 - Oh, is she? - Yeah. 717 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,160 I might get her out of here. 718 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,400 Oh, no, mate, I can handle it. 719 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,360 It's okay, mate. She's safe with me. 720 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,160 Okay? Should we go? Should we get Colin and we'll go? 721 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,360 What happened? 722 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,560 Nothing. Well, I think it's just been a big night. 723 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,800 Hey, Ash? 724 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,160 - This isn't happening. 725 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,400 Whatever's happening is not happening, okay? It's okay. 726 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,120 - Very small. - Yeah. Yeah, they're small. 727 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,880 - It's okay. - So little. 728 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,160 - Me? - Yeah, you. 729 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,200 What did I do? 730 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,480 Hey. No, Ashy. Ashy. Ashy? 731 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,800 Did she know... How much did she have? 732 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,160 It's okay. Nearly there. 733 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,440 All righty. Here we go. 734 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,200 Good boy, Colly. Here we go. 735 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,880 - You all right? Ash, Ash, Ash. - Mama. 736 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,760 Ashy? 737 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,920 Mama. 738 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,280 Uh-uh. 739 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,240 Just out the door. Can you straighten up? 740 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,920 Poor Ashy. 741 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,400 Yeah. I hope she's okay. 742 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,400 Mm-hm. 743 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,720 How many did she have? 744 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,160 - Okay. So are we doing this... 745 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,000 - ..or what? 746 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,640 - ..or what? 747 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,760 - Oh... my... God! 748 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,880 What? 749 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,360 Holy moly. 750 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,720 With respect, Bruno, 751 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,160 um, Andre, he likes to be the big sausage in the pan. 752 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,240 I do. 753 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,880 So we're gonna have to ask you... 754 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,560 - ..you two to leave. - No. 755 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,920 None of us know what to do with that. 756 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,840 Honestly... I might. 757 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,200 No, no, please. I feel sick looking at it. 758 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,560 - I feel sick. - Shh, shh, shh! 759 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,160 Can you just put your pants... 760 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,200 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 761 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,080 No worries. I totally get it. 762 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,200 - Totally get it. - Yeah. 763 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,040 - It's not for all markets. - Right. 764 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,240 - Cool. All right. Hooroo. - Okay. 765 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,600 Yeah, okay. And sorry. 766 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,640 - Sorry. Sorry, mate. - I hope we don't... Yeah. 767 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,160 I'll text you for tennis, man. 768 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,520 - Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. - Okay. 769 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,280 - Did you get your charger? - I did. I did. 770 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,640 Smart man. 771 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,880 Yeah, cool. Yeah. 772 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,960 - Right. To the right. - There you go. 773 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,240 - That was it soft. 774 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,160 - I know! - That was soft. 775 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,120 - Hey. - Hey. 776 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,480 Feeling better? 777 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,440 I feel almost normal. 778 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,160 I did throw up in there, though. 779 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,800 Oh, that's good. Why don't you come in? 780 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,480 You might like to snuggle with Colly. 781 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,160 He's no stranger to K-holes. 782 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,000 Do you think anybody noticed? 783 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,000 Noticed what? 784 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,440 Yeah, kept it pretty cool. 785 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,000 I think you got away with it. 786 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,640 Am I sleeping there? 787 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,640 Yeah, but I'm sleeping in the other room. 788 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,840 - Oh. - Yeah. 789 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,080 You can snuggle here with Colly. I want you to be comfy. 790 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,320 Oh, thank you. 791 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,920 - Come on. - Thanks, Gordy. 792 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,640 Get in here with Colly. Come on. 793 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,800 Thank you. 794 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,160 Yes. Yes. 795 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,840 Hello, boy. 796 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,000 There he is. 797 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,960 Oh, oh, she's back. 798 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,680 I miss being in bed with you. 799 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,960 Yeah. 800 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,600 Um, weird question. 801 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,080 Did we ever go to the beach together? 802 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,480 Back when we were dating? 803 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,640 I don't think so. Why? 804 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,160 When I was tripping balls, 805 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,000 I went to the loveliest place with you. 806 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,760 I went to the loveliest place with you. 807 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,920 Did you? 808 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,240 I'm glad it wasn't all bad. 809 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,480 It wasn't. 810 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,080 Do you think they're all having sex now or whatever? 811 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,520 - I hope so. - Me too. 812 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,840 I think they're really up for it. 813 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,160 Yeah. 814 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,160 ♪ Introvert, extrovert, doesn't matter ♪ 815 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,440 ♪ Introvert, extrovert, doesn't matter ♪ 816 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,840 ♪ Introvert, extrovert, doesn't matter ♪ 817 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,520 - ♪ Introvert, extrovert... ♪ - Hat work. 818 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,440 ♪ Doesn't matter... ♪ 819 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,240 Un... believable. 820 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,480 ♪ Introvert, extrovert ♪ 821 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,480 ♪ Introvert, extrovert ♪ 822 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,160 ♪ Introvert, extrovert ♪ 823 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,040 ♪ Introvert, extrovert ♪ 824 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,000 ♪ Introvert ♪ 825 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,840 ♪ Introvert ♪ 826 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,240 ♪ Def... def... definition ♪ 827 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,440 ♪ Def... def ♪ ♪ Definition ♪ 828 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,720 ♪ For introvert ♪ 829 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,440 ♪ Not expressing your feelings ♪ 830 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,480 ♪ Not expressing ♪ 831 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,160 ♪ Your feelings, feelings ♪ 832 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,360 ♪ Def... def ♪ ♪ Definition ♪ 833 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,360 ♪ Def... def... definition ♪ 834 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,160 ♪ For extrovert ♪ 835 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,000 ♪ Expressing your feelings ♪ 836 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,320 ♪ Expressing your feelings, feelings ♪ 837 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,720 ♪ Ooh, doesn't matter ♪ 838 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,640 Okay, I think you should go home now. I'm really tired. 839 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,840 - Mate, you gotta get that off. - When did you get changed? 840 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,400 We gotta go and get the kids. Gotta get the kids, mate. 58883

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