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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:10,000 reads words on screen 2 00:00:17,793 --> 00:00:19,655 ♪ Hey, I got a lot of faith in ya... ♪ 3 00:00:20,793 --> 00:00:22,344 What are you doing? 4 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:24,482 ♪ I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line... ♪ 5 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:25,551 Oh. 6 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,655 - Ashy... - Gordon, what are you doing? 7 00:00:28,758 --> 00:00:30,793 You and I are the best. 8 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:33,310 We're the best. 9 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:35,448 And it just makes sense to me. 10 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:37,137 I want you to marry me. 11 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,689 Speak up! 12 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,206 Will you marry me, Ash? 13 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,862 Gordon, will you please get up? 14 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:50,517 This is not our night. 15 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,068 You're embarrassing him, darling. 16 00:00:54,172 --> 00:00:57,275 It's okay, it's okay. Please, just get up. 17 00:00:58,379 --> 00:01:00,965 - Really? - Yeah. 18 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:06,310 'Cause we can... we can talk about this later. 19 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:09,586 Thanks. Um, she was a referral. 20 00:02:09,689 --> 00:02:10,551 - Okay. - Thank you. 21 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:12,379 And this is... Gordon Crapp? 22 00:02:23,241 --> 00:02:24,000 Ash, hi. 23 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:25,310 Are you okay? 24 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,206 - You sure this is okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 25 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,896 I just... I asked for any doctor and they gave me you. 26 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,448 Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 27 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:00,379 Yeah. 28 00:03:00,482 --> 00:03:02,551 - How's Colin? - He's great. 29 00:03:02,655 --> 00:03:03,379 - Yeah? - He's great. Yeah. 30 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:04,482 His legs work now. 31 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:06,517 - Do they? - No. 32 00:03:10,827 --> 00:03:12,448 I was trying to think how long it's been. 33 00:03:12,551 --> 00:03:14,379 Is it t... three years? 34 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:15,137 Ah, wow. 35 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:17,000 Yeah, that fits, actually, 36 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:18,758 because I got back from Warrnambool, 37 00:03:18,862 --> 00:03:20,172 like, six months ago. 38 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:23,482 - Six months ago? - Mm-hm. 39 00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:25,551 Wow. 40 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:26,310 Yeah. 41 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:29,448 You look, um... 42 00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:32,137 Sorry, is he staying? Are you staying? 43 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,275 Um, yeah, he's an intern. He's shadowing me. 44 00:03:35,379 --> 00:03:37,758 - I'm shadowing her. - Yes. I said that, Brendan! 45 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:39,965 I think we'd better crack on. 46 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:44,000 Um, so, Gordon, what seems to be the problem? 47 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:45,241 Uh, no problem. Uh... 48 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:46,827 We just got bought out by a bigger company 49 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:49,000 and they're making us do insurance medicals 50 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:52,068 and, uh, I just put it off for as long as I could. 51 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,172 Aw. Doesn't sound like you. 52 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,000 Hmm. 53 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,827 So you sold the brewery? That's sad. 54 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,827 Yep, yep. Can't fight the moonlight. 55 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:03,310 Right. What about all the, um, money your dad left you? 56 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:06,586 Uh, yeah, I made some pretty poor investment choices, 57 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:07,965 uh, at that time. 58 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:11,103 It, um... Yeah, it turns out ax throwing and drinking don't mix. 59 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:14,000 - But wasn't it $500,000? - Yeah. 60 00:04:14,103 --> 00:04:16,103 I wasn't really thinking straight for a while there 61 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:17,448 after the, um... 62 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:18,862 Hello, Brendan. 63 00:04:18,965 --> 00:04:20,793 Sorry, did he not do the new patient paperwork? 64 00:04:20,896 --> 00:04:22,482 No, he didn't, but it's fine. 65 00:04:22,586 --> 00:04:23,344 Did you get sent an email? 66 00:04:23,482 --> 00:04:25,586 You should have got a link via HotDoc. 67 00:04:25,689 --> 00:04:26,413 - HotDoc? - Yeah, HotDoc. 68 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,241 It's just a server. HotDoc. 69 00:04:28,344 --> 00:04:31,172 - He said that he didn't do it. - We have to do it now, then. 70 00:04:31,275 --> 00:04:32,310 - No, I can fill it in later. - But there's a... 71 00:04:32,413 --> 00:04:34,689 There was a whole meeting this morning about... 72 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:36,137 Okay, Brendan! 73 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:40,000 Yep, let's, uh... let's HotDoc. Let's go. 74 00:04:40,103 --> 00:04:42,379 I can ask the questions if you just wanna fill it in, Ash. 75 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:42,862 It's Dr. Molden. 76 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:44,551 But you said I... 77 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:45,655 It's Dr. Molden. 78 00:04:45,758 --> 00:04:48,724 Do you need an interpreter? 79 00:04:48,827 --> 00:04:50,586 Obviously not. 80 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:52,379 Okay. 81 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:55,896 Are you of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Island descent? 82 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,862 Again, obviously not. 83 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:59,310 It's not obvious. I'm 5%-7% Cantonese. 84 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:01,448 Oh. 85 00:05:02,896 --> 00:05:04,310 Congratulations? 86 00:05:04,413 --> 00:05:05,862 - Thanks. - Right. 87 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:07,862 - Marital status? - You don't have to answer that. 88 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:09,103 Single, married, de facto, 89 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:09,517 separated, divorced, widowed? 90 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,931 Single. 91 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,137 - Good, fine. - Yep. 92 00:05:13,241 --> 00:05:14,724 It doesn't matter, though. 93 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:16,413 - Can we skip some? - Okay. 94 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,793 Uh... 95 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,551 Are you sexually active? 96 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:29,448 You don't have to answer that, but, you know, are you? 97 00:05:29,551 --> 00:05:31,344 Y-yes. 98 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:33,517 Fine. Uh, don't worry about the next one. 99 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:34,551 Just tick a box. 100 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,172 Are you having insertive anal, insertive oral, 101 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:37,586 insertive vaginal, insertive penile? 102 00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:38,517 Please stop. 103 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,068 Receptive anal, receptive oral, 104 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:42,413 receptive vaginal, receptive penile? 105 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:45,379 What is receptive penile? What is that, docking? 106 00:05:45,482 --> 00:05:47,241 I guess receptive penile is 107 00:05:47,344 --> 00:05:50,310 you're putting your penis into something. 108 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:53,482 I would have thought that would be insertive penile, no? 109 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:54,137 - No. - Right. 110 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:56,482 So what's insertive vaginal? 111 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:57,827 - Scissoring. - Oh. 112 00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:00,551 Um... no, I'm not scissoring. 113 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:01,758 Okay. 114 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,965 Not scissoring. 115 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:05,862 - Any oral? - Ever? 116 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,206 Just skip it, Brendan! 117 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,137 How often do you feel helpless and that the world 118 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:11,620 would be better off without you? 119 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:12,448 Seriously? 120 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:13,586 Never, sometimes, often, very often? 121 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:16,172 Just the regular sad amount. 122 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,482 Okay, I'm just gonna call it. 123 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,586 - Are you happy with... - Brendan. 124 00:06:19,689 --> 00:06:20,827 We clearly have some history. 125 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:23,724 I think it would be good if we could have some time alone. 126 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:24,965 Medical history? 127 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:27,586 Just read the room, mate. 128 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:31,206 You should have booked a double appointment. 129 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:34,448 I'm sorry, I didn't realize it would take this long. 130 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:39,206 Sorry about that. It's just... 131 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,758 What the fuck are you doing? 132 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:43,517 Doing the mini puzzle. 133 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,068 Go away! 134 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,758 He drives me fucking mental. 135 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:54,413 - Is he here all the time? - Yeah, no, just this week. 136 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:56,344 Okay. So, listen, just take it back. 137 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:57,275 You've been back in town for six months 138 00:06:57,379 --> 00:07:00,068 and you... you never thought to call? 139 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:01,862 I mean, to check on Colin or anything? 140 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:03,896 I just haven't been able to, Gordon. 141 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,068 It's not that I don't miss him. 142 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:10,103 Oh, there he is. I know that photo. 143 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:13,206 Oh, there I am. Sorry. 144 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,689 - Put my things back. - Yeah, sorry. 145 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,413 Anyway, now that you are back, 146 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:19,965 um, do you want to do, like, a shared custody thing for Colin? 147 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:21,000 We can. 148 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:23,965 I...I can't, Gordon. 149 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,586 Why can't you? 150 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:30,103 My circumstances right now, I'm not able to do that. 151 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,379 Right, okay. 152 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:33,655 Well, he thinks you're dead. 153 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:35,482 Tell him I'm not. 154 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:40,655 Okay. 155 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,241 Oh, you know what, I'll take this to another doctor. Yeah. 156 00:07:43,344 --> 00:07:45,379 - Yeah, it's probably best. - Yeah. 157 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:48,103 Um, sorry, I should have... 158 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,517 Uh... it's good to see you, though. 159 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:52,862 You too, Gordon. 160 00:07:55,137 --> 00:07:56,689 Okay. Bye. 161 00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:00,689 Oh, my God. 162 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:14,482 Ash! 163 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:15,310 Hey! 164 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,448 Oh! Oh, hey! 165 00:08:16,551 --> 00:08:19,689 - Did you just see me then? - Did I... 166 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:21,758 Did you just see me and then keep walking? 167 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:24,206 I did, yeah, 'cause I'm... 168 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:28,275 Sorry, I just wasn't sure if, like, you were waiting for me. 169 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:30,344 Uh, no, I-I-I finished with... 170 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:32,241 They... they found someone else for me, another doctor. 171 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:33,793 I did all the paperwork and everything 172 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,448 and I just took a while and I just got stuck here scrolling. 173 00:08:36,551 --> 00:08:39,137 Now you're up to date. 174 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:40,551 You done for the day? 175 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,586 - Yes, I am finished. - Okay. 176 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,827 For today. 177 00:08:43,931 --> 00:08:45,344 Okay. 178 00:08:45,448 --> 00:08:47,379 Uh, probably gonna get a drink with your intern, then? 179 00:08:47,482 --> 00:08:49,172 Try a bit of receptive penile? 180 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:50,931 Yeah. I do love penile. 181 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,551 I know you do. 182 00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:55,827 Anyway... 183 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:56,931 Hey, Ash? 184 00:08:57,034 --> 00:09:00,241 Uh, this doesn't have to be awkward between us. 185 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:02,000 Like, we can be mates. 186 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:04,344 You know, if you want to call, like, to see Colin or anything, 187 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:06,068 anytime, you can, you know. 188 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,620 Um, okay. Yeah, yeah. 189 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:09,655 - I'll... I'll think about it. - Okay. 190 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,862 Not going to lose that, are you? 191 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:13,965 What's that? 192 00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:14,896 The giant water bottle in your... in your hand. 193 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,379 Oh, no, yep. 194 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:20,103 We've gone way too far with these things. 195 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:20,965 It's really heavy. 196 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,655 It looks it. 197 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:27,620 - Anyway... - It's good to see you, Gordy. 198 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:29,724 - You too. - Like, really good. 199 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:31,758 You look good. 200 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,517 So do you. 201 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:36,448 Say hi to, um, Brett and Chiara for me. 202 00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:38,862 I will, yeah. And say hi to your mum for me. 203 00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:40,206 She'll bloody love that. 204 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,862 Is she still with... Lee? 205 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,206 - Lee? - Lee, yeah. 206 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,275 Uh-huh. They got married. 207 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,275 - No! - Yeah, it was beautiful. 208 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:48,172 - I'll bet. - It was a beautiful day. 209 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:49,172 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 210 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:52,758 Hey, remember that, um, men's movement they had? 211 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,896 That, like, uh, cult thing they did? 212 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,655 Oh, yeah. 213 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,344 - That was crazy. - It was. 214 00:09:59,448 --> 00:09:59,965 Are they still doing it? 215 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:00,793 I th... 216 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:03,793 Uh... 217 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:07,241 Uh... 218 00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:08,206 I am the man of the house. 219 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:10,344 I'm the man of the house. 220 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,034 I'm the man of the house. 221 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,482 I am the man of the house. 222 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,793 I don't believe you, Eric. 223 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:17,344 I am the man of the house. 224 00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:21,310 - Again. - I am the man of the house. 225 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,103 Mouse of the house, more like. 226 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,965 I am the man of the house. 227 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,620 Are you now? That's sweet. 228 00:10:29,724 --> 00:10:32,448 I am the man of the house, you fucking bitch! 229 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,551 And there it is. 230 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,965 Sit down, Eric. Oh! 231 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:41,620 I think we found something important here today. 232 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:45,068 "Bitch" was a bit much, but that was more yang 233 00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:47,551 than I've seen out of the lot of you put together, 234 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:48,551 so something to think about. 235 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:53,344 Ah, mmm, yang. Male energy. 236 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:56,172 Another fantastic session, everyone. 237 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:58,344 And for your homework, I would like you to think about 238 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:02,517 a misunderstood villain in history. 239 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,655 Perhaps Jack the Ripper, Rolf Harris, 240 00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:09,206 or entrepreneur Jeffrey Epstein. 241 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:12,413 And tell us what it is about them that interests you, 242 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:14,137 and why. 243 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,620 All right, dismissed. 244 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,896 Oh, oh, just a reminder 245 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,310 that, uh, fees are due the first Friday of every month. 246 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,689 We're not a charity, people. Right? 247 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,103 Actually, yeah, yes, we are. We are a charity. 248 00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:28,793 A registered charity. 249 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,517 Mm-hm. Uh-huh. Tea for Genre. 250 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,206 Yep, yep, yep. Mummy's watching. 251 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:39,724 Did he look the same? 252 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:43,034 Eerily so. Maybe better. 253 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,965 God, he's got great hair. 254 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:47,103 What, does he have like a girlfriend or anything? 255 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,344 Marital status was single, but sexually active. 256 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:53,344 Genre! What's your plan? 257 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:54,379 What do you think that means? 258 00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,379 - It can mean anything. - I know! 259 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,448 Half for Mum? Half for Mummy? 260 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,655 Mummy! 261 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,206 Oh, I think I have to change his outfit. 262 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:05,310 It's not really working with the colors of the product. 263 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:06,758 Product? 264 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,413 Yeah, we got sent these toys, 265 00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:10,275 and I have to make a post. 266 00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:12,655 Okay, whatever. 267 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:15,275 Do you think I could have him here, though? 268 00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:16,482 - Who? - Colin! 269 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,413 Hello! 270 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:19,379 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 271 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:22,620 Yeah, anyway, I'm off gluten, feeling good! 272 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:23,620 Hi! 273 00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:24,965 Hi, bubba! 274 00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:27,000 - Hello, my love. - Mmm. 275 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,068 Mmm. 276 00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:30,310 - Hey, Meggles. - Hello. 277 00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:32,068 Hey, Genny. How are you, mate? 278 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,793 How'd you go? 279 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,413 Yeah, really good, really good. 280 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,896 Uh... 281 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,206 2.58. 282 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,310 Kilometers? 283 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:41,379 Yep. Km's. Want to see my route? 284 00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:43,931 No, it's okay. No. 285 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:47,241 Okay. Yeah. That's a loop. You crushed it, bub. 286 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,517 Go have a shower. 287 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,724 Shower, okay. 288 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,034 Have you spoken to him yet? 289 00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:55,206 David? What about? 290 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,206 He's always here. 291 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,448 He lives here. 292 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:00,379 And he just went for a run. 293 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:02,965 Yeah, okay, well, could he get a job, maybe? 294 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,517 He... Hey, he's working on it. Come on! 295 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,000 I just... I... 296 00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,586 I think I'm just missing the baby bubble a little bit. 297 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,137 Like, I don't mind you here, 298 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:15,965 but I just want our baby bubble back with Rumi and Genre. 299 00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:19,310 He's 18 months old. 300 00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,206 Yeah. 301 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:23,413 Like, when does the bubble normally end? 302 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,620 - The baby bubble? - Yeah. 303 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:28,448 Like, isn't it the first few weeks? Isn't that the bubble? 304 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,172 No, Ash, it never ends. 305 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,620 What? 306 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,206 I'm his mother. 307 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,793 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll talk to David. 308 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:38,379 Um, he'll get a job. 309 00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,896 Thank you. 310 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,206 Anyway, but should I text him? 311 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:48,034 Like, should I text Gordon so that I can see Colin? 312 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:51,137 So, you didn't soak that stuff after he had his blowout? 313 00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:52,965 No. 314 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,241 No, no. 315 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:58,482 Good job, bubba. 316 00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,275 Good job! 317 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:01,448 Uh, Rumes... 318 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:02,517 What? What... what now? 319 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,517 What, is Bubba off the table now? What? 320 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:07,517 No, we're not gonna say "good job" anymore, remember? 321 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,586 What is this? Some more Instagram parenting tips? 322 00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:12,172 Fucking hell. 323 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:13,896 It's TikTok, actually. 324 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,620 And you think it's helping, but it's actually not. 325 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:19,379 It's not actually helping a child's self-esteem. 326 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:20,827 What about my self-esteem? 327 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:23,517 Rumi, I cannot parent you both. 328 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:27,103 I've got self-esteem problems as well. Everyone's got it. 329 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:29,965 It's all good. It's all good. 330 00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:31,068 Good? That's, yeah, helpful. 331 00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:33,034 - What is... - Yeah. 332 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,827 Yeah. 333 00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:36,137 Oh, that's James. 334 00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,620 James is at the front door. 335 00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:42,000 Hey, Genre is so fucking overstimulated right now. 336 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:42,758 I'll handle it. I'll handle it. 337 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,827 And no more drop-ins, all right? 338 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,862 You tell him it is pre-planned or nothing. 339 00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:47,689 Mm-hm. 340 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,241 Love you. 341 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,862 Love you too. 342 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,000 Hey. 343 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,689 - Hi. - Ahh. 344 00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:58,034 Where's my boy? 345 00:14:58,137 --> 00:14:59,068 Not your boy, James. 346 00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,827 No, no, but, um, how is he? 347 00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:03,413 I just bought him a cute little outfit. Is he around? 348 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,241 No, he's not around. 349 00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,620 Sounds like he's around. 350 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:10,965 He is around, but he's currently overstimulated, so... 351 00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:13,275 Look, we talked about how it might be confusing for you 352 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,655 to be buying him presents. 353 00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:16,862 Oh, this isn't a present. It's his birthright. 354 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,413 - Ha! - He needs a team. 355 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,827 Swannies! 356 00:15:19,931 --> 00:15:22,172 That's nice, but he can choose his own team 357 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:23,241 when he's older, okay? 358 00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,965 Well, he was born in Sydney, so this is his team. 359 00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:27,482 That might be the team that he was assigned at birth. 360 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:30,379 - Swannies are a great team. - Yep. It's not the point. 361 00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:32,413 I've already bought him a Matildas jersey, anyway. 362 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,896 Oh, sure, that's fine. I mean, that's women's soccer. 363 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,517 - Just call it soccer. - Okay. Well, is he around? 364 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:38,827 - Can I see him? - No. 365 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,448 Look, James, 366 00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:42,586 when you agreed to be our donor, 367 00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:46,000 we were very clear about how you were not his parent. 368 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:50,655 Yeah, I'm not. I'm just like a fun uncle sperm friend. 369 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,517 Never, ever say that again. 370 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,862 Look, please only come around when invited, 371 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,655 otherwise we will have to get the lawyers involved, okay? 372 00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,586 - I'm sorry. - Okay. Great. 373 00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:00,517 Still good to babysit on Friday? 374 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,620 - Absolutely. - Yeah, great. 375 00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:03,896 Hmm! 376 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,344 Oh, for fuck's sake! 377 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,275 Love you, little man. 378 00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,655 Well, these cunts are talking about taking 379 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:19,965 January off the sauce. 380 00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:23,931 Then you've got, what, Dry July, Ocsober, 381 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,724 they're talking about Don't Drink So March. 382 00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:28,068 We've got to get these fucks guzzling again, eh? 383 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:31,413 - Definitely. It's ethical, yeah. - Ethical City. 384 00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:32,931 Yeah, we're on it, boss. 385 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,172 Um, anyway, mate, I think that's probably it for today? 386 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,206 - Yeah, thanks, Jared. - All right. 387 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,275 Thank you. Bye. 388 00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:38,241 Thanks for, um, 389 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,344 getting those medicals done. 390 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,068 I'd hate to sack youse. 391 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,344 Same. 392 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:45,137 Anyway, you've got a lot on, mate, so we'll let you go. 393 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,655 Seriously, Echo Park is my little baby 394 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,965 and I've always got time. 395 00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,241 'Cause I'm a good daddy, 396 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,586 I've always got time for my little babies. 397 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:53,689 - Yep. - Yep. 398 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:55,137 - Right. - And, like, Daddy's hands-off. 399 00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:57,586 Daddy's not... do things without Daddy, 400 00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,068 but just babies have to check. 401 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:01,137 - Babies just check with Daddy. - Yep. 402 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:02,413 - Cool. - Does that make sense? 403 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:03,620 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, absolutely. 404 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:04,620 Yep. 405 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,172 Explain it for me. 406 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,482 Explain it? 407 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:08,172 What's my name? 408 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:08,793 - Uh, Jared? - Jared. 409 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:09,793 - Daddy? Jared. - No. 410 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,137 - He wants to be called Daddy. - Oh. 411 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,620 - Yeah, but call me Daddy. - Yep. 412 00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:14,586 - And we love Daddy. - Uh-huh. 413 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:16,172 Bad babies get a smack, you know? 414 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,000 Yeah, well, we'll see you next quarter. 415 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,206 - Yeah. - Or every six months. 416 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,137 - Yeah, Quarterly City. - Yep. 417 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,620 I did have another idea. 418 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:23,482 Idea City. 419 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,103 Can you stop with the city shit? 420 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:28,689 So I just, um, got back from L.A. in the United States. 421 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,586 - Yep. - Mm-hm. 422 00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,827 And, uh, just trip of a lifetime. 423 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,103 They're doing this functional beer. 424 00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:35,655 Did I tell you about that? 425 00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,551 Okay, yes. I don't know about that, actually, Jared. We... 426 00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:41,137 No, no, no. So they... What it is, they're cutting out carbs. 427 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:42,448 Oh, we talked about it. 428 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,379 You're putting in your electrolytes, your aminos, 429 00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,551 your antioxidants, a bit of spirulina. 430 00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:47,862 It's unmarketable, remember? 431 00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,517 Because we can't advertise beer as healthy 432 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,758 'cause we'll get sued. 433 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,896 Who's... who's saying it's healthy, RFK? 434 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,034 - Right. - All right. 435 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,620 - Okay. - I'm not. 436 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:57,827 - Okay... - I'm not. 437 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,655 I'm saying we have had this conversation. 438 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:00,758 No, Daddy's not, Daddy's saying 439 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,379 you can detox and retox at the same time. 440 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,275 Yeah, we could call it tox. 441 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,103 That's fucking it, Brett. 442 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:10,206 That's... that's you... Oh, you're my favorite baby. 443 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,448 Tox City. 444 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,482 Yeah. No, don't do that one. The first one, man. 445 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,793 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 446 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:16,965 Yeah, it's good. 447 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:17,793 I fucking knew you guys would figure it. 448 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,172 Fucking geniuses. 449 00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:24,137 And then we, um... we did the... we did the Vegas drive. 450 00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,862 We saw "Chaplin" Roan. 451 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,241 And we saw, um... 452 00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:30,379 'Cause she was down for the Oscars or something. 453 00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:31,827 But they're all... 454 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,068 Hello? 455 00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,344 Oh, fuck. Are you frozen? 456 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:38,517 That really pisses me off 457 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,000 'cause I got my connection fixed after last time 458 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,689 and then I sent them down to fix yours. 459 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,551 So, there should be no problems. The NBN... 460 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:47,000 We've got the NBN. We've got fibre to the node. 461 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,413 Brett, did you just move, mate? 462 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,482 That... Chiara blinked. She did blink. 463 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:56,620 All right. All right. I've lost you, bugger it. 464 00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:58,241 All right. Daddy out. 465 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,724 - Oh, God! Thank God! - Oh! 466 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,551 - My God. - My eyes were watering, man. 467 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:03,793 - Oh, my back. - Oh, you know what? 468 00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:06,241 It wasn't a complete waste of time. I got my Kegels done. 469 00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:07,965 Hey, can I do my merch pitch now? 470 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,931 Uh, yep, yep. 471 00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:12,551 Okay, go on, Bretty. What's your pitch? 472 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:13,137 All right. 473 00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:18,310 First thing, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, 474 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:19,517 for being here today. 475 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,172 I know you all lead busy lives. 476 00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:21,448 Okay, just cut to the chase. 477 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,034 Uh... 478 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,413 You messed me up. 479 00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,724 I do it, all right? 480 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:30,758 I do all our totes, T-shirts, all of our merch. 481 00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:31,827 Cut out the middleman. 482 00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:33,379 You want to see an example? 483 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:34,206 Ba-bam! 484 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,310 An acrostic poem. 485 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,344 Don't you have two T's? 486 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:39,413 Yeah, but it felt like 487 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:40,827 the natural end, you know? 488 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:41,862 Hey. 489 00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:44,482 - Fucking what? - Wake up, Jeff. 490 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:47,482 Sorry, yep. Guys, go. Hey? 491 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,586 What's... what's going on? 492 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,724 Yeah, I saw... I saw Ash, 493 00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:55,103 and, um, it was really weird to see her again. 494 00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:55,827 Uh, it's thrown me a bit. 495 00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,517 You're fucking joking. 496 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,827 Yeah. 497 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,379 - No way, bro. - Yeah. 498 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,379 I know. 499 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:02,620 Oh! 500 00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:03,827 Fucking hell! What was that? 501 00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:06,137 It's okay, Colin. He asked for it. 502 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,896 You told me to slap you across the face 503 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,310 next time you wanted to call her. 504 00:20:09,413 --> 00:20:12,275 I didn't call her. She was the doctor I went to see. 505 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,206 Oh, yep. She's a doctor now? Yep. 506 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,655 Jesus Christ, Brett! 507 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,689 That was fucking full on. You can't do that. 508 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,413 - Yes, he can. - I did. 509 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:23,310 Okay, new rule. No hitting me or throwing shit at me. 510 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,655 Even if you asked for it? 511 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,206 No hitting or throwing. 512 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,448 But you asked for it. 513 00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:31,137 No hitting or throwing things at me. 514 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,448 - And my hand kind of hurts now. - Yeah, actually. 515 00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:34,482 - Gets a bit zingy, doesn't it? - Thanks. 516 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:37,517 When I hit my kids, same thing. Stings. 517 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,965 - Hurt him more than it hurt you. - Yep. 518 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:43,000 - Hurt him more than it hurt you. - Yep. 519 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,827 So funny. My ex came in today. 520 00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,310 Oh, the one with the dog? 521 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:48,896 - Yeah. - How was that? 522 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,275 Fine. It was good. 523 00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,310 You know, Mon and I are still friends. 524 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,137 - Yep. - Yeah. I'm cool with exes. 525 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,931 I think it's beautiful. 526 00:20:58,034 --> 00:21:00,758 I was thinking I might get in touch with him 527 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,551 just to see my dog again. 528 00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:05,482 But I assume that, like, you wouldn't wanna come or anything 529 00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:06,689 'cause of your allergies. 530 00:21:06,793 --> 00:21:09,206 Well, show me a pic. It's all about the fur. 531 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:09,793 Oh, okay. 532 00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:12,931 Um-doo-ma-ma-mam. 533 00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:15,344 How is that? 534 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,724 Nah. I can't. 535 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:19,862 Oh, really? 536 00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:21,931 I mean, it'd be fine if it was, like, a groodle, 537 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,413 a labradoodle, any of the oodles, really. 538 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,310 Okay. That's a shame. 539 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:30,379 And I can still, like, go alone, though, can't I? 540 00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:34,413 I mean, I could dose up on meds, wear a protective layer. 541 00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,206 No, that's such a lot. You don't have to do that. 542 00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:38,758 No, I'll do it. It's okay. 543 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,448 I'll come with you. 544 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,620 Great. 545 00:21:42,724 --> 00:21:44,482 Be probably good to get out of the house. 546 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:46,310 Oh, yeah. 547 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:51,586 How is the... the job search going? 548 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:53,896 Good. It's just... 549 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,896 It's really hard to get people to invest 550 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,655 in an inner-city trout farm. 551 00:21:56,758 --> 00:22:00,000 Inner-city trout farm. Pftt! Ha! 552 00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:03,241 Yeah. I guess 'cause the sea's so close. 553 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:04,379 I mean, just think 554 00:22:04,482 --> 00:22:07,103 of all the high-end Japanese restaurants in Sydney. 555 00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:10,000 - Totally. - Gold mind. 556 00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:11,655 - What'd you say? - Gold mind. 557 00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:12,758 Gold mine? 558 00:22:12,862 --> 00:22:14,172 Yeah, it's a gold mind. 559 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:15,551 Gold mind? 560 00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:17,413 Gold... mind. 561 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:21,413 Tell me, did the fish market ever call back about the job? 562 00:22:21,517 --> 00:22:23,758 I just... I don't really want to work for Big Fish. 563 00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,896 Okay. 564 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,862 I mean, I could, though, really. 565 00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:30,724 I could make some contacts. 566 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,413 Disrupt from within. 567 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,862 Yeah, get in there. 568 00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:35,965 Undermind them. 569 00:22:36,068 --> 00:22:37,068 I think it's undermine. 570 00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:38,724 No, I know, I was just saying. 571 00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,793 You're good to come and watch me play pickleball later, yeah? 572 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:43,068 Um... did I say I would? 573 00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:44,758 - Yeah. - Great. I'll be there. 574 00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:48,379 Can I drive? I want to get my hours up. 575 00:22:48,482 --> 00:22:49,620 Yep. 576 00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:57,896 Ow! 577 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,655 Can you do that outside? 578 00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:00,620 Yeah. 579 00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:04,379 - Hey. - Yep. 580 00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:06,448 You haven't fucking texted her, have you? 581 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,241 No, mate. Language. 582 00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:08,862 Don't do this shit again, Gordon. 583 00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:09,965 I won't, mate. 584 00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:10,931 You gained 10 kilos. 585 00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:11,862 You started gambling again. 586 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:14,379 - Middy, Jack? - Please. 587 00:23:14,482 --> 00:23:17,137 You grew a bushranger's beard. Do you remember? 588 00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:18,655 Can you change that, please? 589 00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:20,448 No, you look like a fat Ned Kelly. 590 00:23:20,551 --> 00:23:21,413 I love it. 591 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,482 You've got kids. What's wrong with you? 592 00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,413 Yeah, they don't bring me as much joy as this does. 593 00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,482 - Very good. - I didn't mind the beard. 594 00:23:27,586 --> 00:23:28,689 - Thank you, Jackie boy. - Very unhelpful, Jack. 595 00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:30,793 - Hey, uh... - Yeah? 596 00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:32,586 Can you focus... focus on me for a sec? 597 00:23:32,689 --> 00:23:35,241 - I've got to tell you something. - Yep, let's focus on you. 598 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:37,310 Um, I recently had a swathe of tests. 599 00:23:37,413 --> 00:23:39,413 Well, it's either gonna be a swathe or a raft. 600 00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:41,689 Please shut up, because this is important. 601 00:23:41,793 --> 00:23:43,000 I'm sorry, what's wrong? 602 00:23:43,103 --> 00:23:45,758 I've been diagnosed. 603 00:23:45,862 --> 00:23:46,793 Oh, Christ. 604 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:49,655 With... ADHD. 605 00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:52,241 What? What? 606 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,620 Jesus Christ, Chi. Oh, my God. 607 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,793 Yeah, okay, and? 608 00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,241 And? What do you mean, and? 609 00:23:58,344 --> 00:24:00,068 Well, I thought it was cancer, Chi. 610 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,724 And it's... Who ca... You're in your 40s. 611 00:24:02,827 --> 00:24:05,448 It's not like you're in Year 8 maths distracting everybody. 612 00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:07,344 This is a really big deal to me, Gordon. 613 00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:09,310 It would've been nice to know when I was in Year 8. 614 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,724 My parents made me run a lot. I was always running. 615 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,172 Always running. 616 00:24:13,275 --> 00:24:15,689 "Run, run, Chiara. Go down to the park and run it out." 617 00:24:15,793 --> 00:24:16,965 - Okay, okay. - Run what out? 618 00:24:17,068 --> 00:24:17,793 Okay, Chi. It's okay. I'm sorry. 619 00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:21,275 Sorry. I'm sorry. 620 00:24:21,379 --> 00:24:24,689 But yes, obviously you've got ADHD, Chi. 621 00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:26,724 It's what makes you so fun. You've got so much energy. 622 00:24:26,827 --> 00:24:29,379 You know? It's a good thing. It's all right. You're okay. 623 00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:30,482 - Thanks for sharing. - No, it's okay. 624 00:24:30,586 --> 00:24:32,965 Hey, but I'm telling you because my doctor says 625 00:24:33,068 --> 00:24:34,034 I need to slow down. 626 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:35,103 - Right. - Okay? 627 00:24:35,206 --> 00:24:36,482 So, I'm actually gonna go to the office now, 628 00:24:36,586 --> 00:24:38,172 and I'm just gonna do the orders. 629 00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:39,793 - No, no. - So, you have to do payroll. 630 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,000 No, I hate payroll. 631 00:24:41,103 --> 00:24:42,241 Yeah, well, figure it out, Gordon. 632 00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:43,896 - I'm gonna repair it myself. - What? Now? 633 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,137 - Yep. - Oh, for f... 634 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:47,241 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty. - Hey. 635 00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:50,172 Um, can you stay a bit longer today 636 00:24:50,275 --> 00:24:52,034 because Chiara has ADHD now? 637 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:53,551 She's always had that. 638 00:24:53,655 --> 00:24:54,379 Yeah, no shit. 639 00:24:54,517 --> 00:24:56,413 Actually, you can't keep asking me 640 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:57,965 to do things for you last minute. 641 00:24:58,068 --> 00:24:59,379 - What? - I have a date with Carmen. 642 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:00,586 No, no, no, don't tell me 643 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:02,275 you're still interacting with that thing. 644 00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:03,620 Carmen's not a thing. 645 00:25:03,724 --> 00:25:06,827 No, Carmen is... is either a Russian bot 646 00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:10,827 or a 15-year-old called Lachy in his parents' basement in Perth. 647 00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:12,034 Okay? That's the truth. 648 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,517 Okay, think what you want. 649 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,517 But Carmen is real, and what we have is real. 650 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,620 Okay, well, listen, just do me a favor. 651 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,172 Just don't give her your bank details. 652 00:25:20,275 --> 00:25:21,448 Or mine. 653 00:25:21,551 --> 00:25:23,448 Uh... 654 00:25:23,551 --> 00:25:24,724 - Okay? - Okay. Yeah. 655 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,206 Okay. Have fun. 656 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:27,103 - But she's real? - Yep. 657 00:25:27,206 --> 00:25:28,965 All right? Hey, old boy. 658 00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:29,862 Happy for you, Brett. 659 00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:31,931 Thanks, Jackie. 660 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:34,172 - Is this his mail-order bride? - Yeah. 661 00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:35,827 You can't say that, mate. You can't say that. 662 00:25:35,931 --> 00:25:37,068 It's... it's all on the phone. It's a whole thing. 663 00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:39,068 But basically, yes. 664 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:40,482 Had a mate who had one of those. 665 00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:43,034 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, brought her over in '93. 666 00:25:43,137 --> 00:25:44,724 - Yeah? - Had a Hampton Wick. 667 00:25:45,965 --> 00:25:46,862 Hampton Wick? 668 00:25:47,931 --> 00:25:49,206 A dick. 669 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,965 Right. 670 00:25:51,068 --> 00:25:51,862 Still together. 671 00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:54,379 That's lovely for them. 672 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:57,517 Hey? That's nice. It's a good story. 673 00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:58,724 Mm. 674 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,448 Argh! 675 00:26:08,206 --> 00:26:09,931 Argh! 676 00:26:12,965 --> 00:26:15,379 Come on, David. Come on, David. Yes, David! 677 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:17,655 Come on, David. Come on, David. No, David! 678 00:26:22,172 --> 00:26:25,448 Fucking hell. Oh, my God. 679 00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,931 - Hey, David? - What?! 680 00:26:30,034 --> 00:26:33,896 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna come back and pick you up, okay? 681 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,413 Yeah, okay. Fine. 682 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:40,413 Oh, cheese and rice! 683 00:26:49,689 --> 00:26:54,931 ♪ That summer feeling That summer feeling ♪ 684 00:26:55,034 --> 00:26:57,551 ♪ That summer feeling ♪ 685 00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:04,655 ♪ When there's things to do not because you gotta ♪ 686 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,137 ♪ When you run for love not because... ♪ 687 00:27:07,241 --> 00:27:09,724 Ooh, shit. I'm sorry. ♪ You oughta... ♪ 688 00:27:09,827 --> 00:27:10,862 I'm... Hi. No, you go. 689 00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:13,206 - ♪ When you trust your friends - Yes. 690 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:14,758 ♪ With no reason, nada ♪ 691 00:27:14,862 --> 00:27:19,034 ♪ The joy I've named shall not be tamed ♪ 692 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:23,172 ♪ And that summer feeling is gonna haunt you ♪ 693 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:26,103 ♪ One day in your life ♪ 694 00:27:34,103 --> 00:27:39,034 ♪ When the cool of the pond makes you drop down on it ♪ 695 00:27:39,137 --> 00:27:43,758 ♪ When the smell of the lawn makes you flop down on it ♪ 696 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:48,586 ♪ When the teenage car gets the cop down on it ♪ 697 00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:53,000 ♪ That time is here for one more year ♪ 698 00:27:53,103 --> 00:27:57,206 ♪ And that summer feeling is gonna haunt you ♪ 699 00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:59,000 ♪ One day in your life ♪ 700 00:27:59,103 --> 00:28:03,689 ♪ Summer feeling Summer feeling ♪ 701 00:28:03,793 --> 00:28:07,068 ♪ Summer feeling ♪ 702 00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:11,862 ♪ If you've forgotten what I'm naming ♪ 703 00:28:13,034 --> 00:28:17,482 ♪ You're gonna long to reclaim it one day ♪ 704 00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:22,344 ♪ Because that summer feeling is gonna haunt you ♪ 705 00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:23,172 ♪ One day in your life ♪ 706 00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:27,758 ♪ Summer feeling Summer feeling ♪ 707 00:28:27,862 --> 00:28:31,724 ♪ And if you wait until you're older ♪ 708 00:28:32,931 --> 00:28:37,896 ♪ A sad resentment will smolder one day ♪ 709 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,793 ♪ And then that summer feeling's gonna haunt you ♪ 710 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:47,379 ♪ And that summer feeling's gonna taunt you... ♪ 711 00:28:47,482 --> 00:28:48,862 Yeah, come on. 712 00:28:48,965 --> 00:28:49,862 - ♪ Then that summer feeling... - Good boy. 713 00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:52,482 ♪ Is gonna hurt you... - Oh, Colly! 714 00:28:52,586 --> 00:28:53,310 - ♪ One day in your life - Ohh. 715 00:28:53,413 --> 00:28:55,793 - ♪ Summer feeling... - My God. 716 00:28:55,896 --> 00:28:58,310 - ♪ That summer feeling... - Oh, shit. 717 00:28:58,413 --> 00:29:00,413 ♪ Summer feeling ♪ 718 00:29:00,517 --> 00:29:02,413 Hey, there she is. 719 00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,275 Hi, darling. 720 00:29:04,379 --> 00:29:05,689 Hey. 721 00:29:05,793 --> 00:29:07,965 Hey, your hair looks great. 722 00:29:08,068 --> 00:29:09,862 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 723 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,275 - It's not too short? - No. 724 00:29:11,379 --> 00:29:12,206 Shit. Shit. 725 00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:13,620 She always takes too much off. 726 00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:14,896 Nah. Sexy. 727 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,275 Ooh. Mwah! 728 00:29:20,586 --> 00:29:22,620 - Oh, that's sad. - Oh, my God. 729 00:29:22,724 --> 00:29:23,620 It's getting worse around here. 730 00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:25,413 No, no, no. They might be crazy. 731 00:29:25,517 --> 00:29:27,310 It's okay, it's okay. 732 00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:29,206 Hello? Hi there. 733 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:30,689 Sorry to bother, I was just gonna say, 734 00:29:30,793 --> 00:29:32,172 if you need to use a bathroom... 735 00:29:33,724 --> 00:29:34,310 ...or even if you need, 736 00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:36,103 like, a shower later tonight, 737 00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:38,000 you can just... you just go across there. 738 00:29:38,103 --> 00:29:39,965 I just... I run a local business. 739 00:29:40,068 --> 00:29:41,724 Just trying to help the community. 740 00:29:41,827 --> 00:29:44,482 Oh, God, is... is that a cup of urine? 741 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,724 Oh, no, I think that's wine. 742 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,137 - Okay. Can we go now? - Yep. 743 00:29:49,241 --> 00:29:51,862 Um, anyway, if you want, like, a m... meal too, 744 00:29:51,965 --> 00:29:53,551 we have hot food as well. 745 00:29:53,655 --> 00:29:54,896 - Just leave it. - Okay. 746 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,137 Um... 747 00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:58,241 Colly, get off there. What's... what's going on? 748 00:29:58,344 --> 00:29:59,931 Anyway, you just tell them Gordon sent you. 749 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,517 Fuck off, cunt! 750 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,413 Oh, that's lovely. 751 00:30:03,517 --> 00:30:05,172 Never mind. 752 00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:12,206 - Okay. Yeah. - Let's go. 753 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,758 Yep, okay. 754 00:30:13,862 --> 00:30:14,724 Colly. 755 00:30:14,827 --> 00:30:16,551 - Gordon. - Anyway... 756 00:30:16,655 --> 00:30:17,517 You've got such a big heart. 757 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,034 Oh, thanks, Chels. 758 00:30:19,137 --> 00:30:22,241 But they could have had a knife. Don't do that again. 759 00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:23,931 Okay. 760 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:30,517 Fucking hell. 761 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,344 No, it looks great. 762 00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:35,827 God, she's got good hair. 763 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,137 Fuck. 764 00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:47,689 ♪ Good morning 765 00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:48,931 ♪ Can you shake off your skin? ♪ 766 00:30:49,034 --> 00:30:51,000 ♪ I was struggling to tell you ♪ 767 00:30:51,103 --> 00:30:53,413 ♪ Where I have been ♪ 768 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:54,413 ♪ 'Cause I've been ♪ 769 00:30:54,517 --> 00:30:55,482 ♪ Runnin' around ♪ 770 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:57,413 ♪ Makin' mess of meself ♪ 771 00:30:57,517 --> 00:30:59,379 ♪ I know how you feel ♪ 772 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:00,137 ♪ About that ♪ 773 00:31:00,241 --> 00:31:01,103 ♪ You told me once ♪ 774 00:31:01,206 --> 00:31:02,965 ♪ When I showed you that, but ♪ 775 00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:04,551 ♪ I am trying my best ♪ 776 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:06,172 ♪ To get it on ♪ 777 00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:09,655 ♪ Not everybody makes it out alive when they are... ♪ 55003

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