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Hey, hey, hey!
Heard the word, turds?
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Gaz Digzy was the best
in the game
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until she funked it up big time!
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In his infinite mercy, Krayzar
let Gaz back into the game.
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She got stuck with
the suckiest team, the Leptons!
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Can she make them into winners
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and show Krayzar
she's still got the goods?
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Pee-ew!
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Leptons hail
from the Consortium's
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filthiest meta-zone,
Ulsa Guerin.
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[ Grunting, squelching ]
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[ Machine beeping ]
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They turn poo into energy.
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The air stinks!
Their people are poor!
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You hate them, 'cause
you're better than them!
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Can't wait to see
how Gaz gunks this up!
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Let's watch!
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Ballmastrz.
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Ace: "With the Burning Spirit
of Teamwork in Her Heart!"
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Listen up! You numb-nuts got to
start training hard so I can --
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Yes, ma'am,
miss team captain, ma'am!
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Whenever anyone told me
I was too poor,
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too dumb, or too untalented,
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I think of you,
my hero, Gaz Digzy,
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and know nothing
can get in the way
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of following my dreams!
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And now, with a champion
like you on our team,
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we have a real chance
to return dignity and pride
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to my home of Ulsa Guerin!
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The hopeless leading
the hopeless-er.
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A tale too sad
for the saddest of poems.
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[ Poink! ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, poor, sensitive Leto.
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If only my innate kindness
could rouse him
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from his slumber of sombertude.
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Quit saddening my man,
you psycho!
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I'll pretend that wasn't hot
and move on.
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If I'm going to be
your new captain --
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Okay, okay, shut up now!
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We might be the worst team
in the worst tier in the game,
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but I'm the star
of that team, capiche?
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So quit barking orders
like some kind of captain!
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She is our captain,
Baby Ball.
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I refuse to remember that,
so shut up!
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Flip:
Go easy on her, Ball!
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If the new chick
has to blow off some steam,
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I got just the job.
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Lucky for you, I kept
my most valuable appendage!
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-[ Roars ]
-Yes, I meant penis, Lulu!
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Way to ruin
my super sexy innuendo!
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Wait a minute. We calling dibs
on Miss Muffin Top?
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'Cause you can't call dibs.
I'm the Ball.
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I get every dibs.
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Oh, yeah, jerk hole?
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Stranded in the wasteland and
cornered by an unrelenting horde
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of ferocious Zurgchul
beasts of prey,
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I saved myself by perfecting
the ultimate counter attack
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to mindless aggression
from lower life forms!
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Behold Umbilicus!
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-[ Screaming ]
-[ Laughing ]
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Aah! Get away! Aah!
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Enough with
the tentacle porn.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Whoa.
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You ding-dangs are hopeless.
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I'm hitting the bar.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
End of the road.
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Hey, psst, I thought
we should talk, in secret.
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That's why I'm incognito.
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-You see, I'm actually the Ba--
-Oh, you're the Ball!
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-What do you want?
-How'd you know it was me?
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I was incognito, stupid!
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Buy me a drink or go.
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Actually, just go.
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Look, we got
our differences,
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but it's clear to me
that you at your worst,
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your "rock-bottom,
muffin-top,
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probably stopped bathing,"
worst, is still better
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than the Leptons
at their best.
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All true.
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But the best player can't
score without the Ball.
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So let's you and me
stick together on the field.
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We'll ignore --
No, scratch that.
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We'll screw over the team
and worry about ourselves.
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We'll showboat, grandstand,
razzle-dazzle.
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I got a lot of hot moves.
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We might lose the game,
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but together,
we can win the crowd.
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Yeah!
And then Krayzar will see
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I belong back
in the top tier.
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Okay, you got a deal.
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Sweet!
Hey, let's drink on it.
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You're buying, 'cause
I've got no money,
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and I'm technically
not supposed to be here anymore.
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I'm going to hide under the bar.
Don't cut yourself on me.
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Don't soil your tighty whiteys.
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We don't normally stream
tier zeta games,
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but tonight's
the return of Gaz Digzy.
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[ Crowd booing ]
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So get ready to boo
the booze hound.
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Even Krayzar doesn't
want to miss this!
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It's the lame-o Leptons
of Ulsa Guerin
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vs. the Misfit Murder Squad
from Sackarat.
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-Boo!
-Gaz sucks!
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We shouldn't have shown up,
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or got out of bed,
or even been born.
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We've never had
a turnout like this,
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and we're sure to win,
as long as Gaz plays
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with the burning spirit
of teamwork in her heart.
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Fill me up, ding-dang.
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That's the spirit!
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Do I smell a pile of shit?
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Oh, wait.
It's just Gaz Digzy.
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You don't scare us,
you big bully!
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They're so cute when they're
feisty, especially that one.
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I'm going
to kill him first.
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Ladies and gentle gamers,
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it's time to grab your Balls!
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[ Air horn blares ]
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Where's she going?
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[ Growls ]
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No, Lulu!
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♪♪
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00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:12,188
It looks like a victory
is in the cards!
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What's the rush?
Let's play with them a while.
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I changed my mind.
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I want to kill
the big one first.
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Yay!
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[ Whispering ]
Ballmastrz.
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-[ Giggles ]
-Ballmastrz.
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-[ Roars ]
-Atomic Candy Crush!
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[ Giggles ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I'm open.
Pass the Ball, man.
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Sure, Leto.
Here I am holding up the Ball
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with every intention
of passing it to you.
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-What the...
-Perhaps I can lend you a hand.
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Giganticard Barricade!
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Ow. Oof.
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Aw, geez. I want to hold
my forehead very badly,
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but I can't.
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Gaz, you're on our team.
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Why aren't you helping us?!
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[ Cackles evilly ]
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Because right now,
I need your help, D.D.
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Really? You need me?
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Yes, I need you...
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to take this hit!
[ Laughs ]
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-Aah!
-Huge Green Power Poke!
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Well, it's nice to be needed.
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And I need to tear that bitch's
heart out through her nose!
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Is this your true path, Digzy?
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She's using us against us?
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If it's every man
for himself,
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Flip Champion does
fine on his own!
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By spending two years
in stasis
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under the soothing curtain
of a waterfall
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in the terraformed pleasure
zone of Midori Glory,
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I channeled my aura into
perfecting the ultimate length,
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girth, pliability,
and sweet cherry-blossom aroma
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of my unstoppable attack!
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Behold Umbilicus!
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00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,676
♪♪
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-Ah shit
-Om.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Cackling ]
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[ Heartbeat ]
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[ Squish, spectators groan ]
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Aah!
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Half time! Half time! Half time!
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[ Ball and Gaz laughing ]
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Oh, give me some
of that sweet juice!
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[ Groans ]
I can put up with a lot.
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I'm a starving orphan on
a losing team in a stinky town
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whose hero turned out to be
a potty-mouthed,
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drink-drinking
cuss-word-sayer.
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But what I can't put up with
is betraying your own team!
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I didn't want to believe it,
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but maybe the world's
right about you, Gaz Digzy.
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Maybe you're a disgrace
to the game after all.
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Maybe there really is no hope
for you or for us.
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Eugh!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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That little shit
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-[ Groans ]
-Whoa. Cool it, toots.
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-Calm down.
-Hey, kid.
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You got something to prove,
then prove it or get smashed.
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Aah!
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Wow, a real pass from Gaz.
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Maybe she's a team player
after all.
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I got ya.
[ Laughs ]
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[ Gasps ]
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What the...
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Whoa!
202
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,896
Impossible. It can't be.
203
00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,691
They've activated
the Ballmastr Formation,
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the lost ancient weapon
of the Rad Warz.
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-What --
-Happened?
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-Is that us?
-Holy guacamole!
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-We're amazing!
-We're badass!
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Yeah!
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Whoa!
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00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,788
What is that thing?
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Let's smash it!
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Invincible Mummy Kill.
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Spiral Bandage for All!
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♪♪
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[ Whispering ]
Ballmastrz.
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Aah!
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We thrashed him!
218
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,642
We're not off the hook yet!
219
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,520
Right hook mega-smash!
220
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,564
♪♪
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[ Whispering ]
Ballmastrz.
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-We did it!
-We did it!
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00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,029
-We did it?
-We did it?
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Ballmastr.
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00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,617
Don't get cocky.
We still got to score.
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Okay!
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[ Whispering ]
Ballmastrz.
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-Crotch Rocket Ball Buster!
-Crotch Rocket Ball Buster!
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Ballmastrz.
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♪♪
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[ Spectators murmur ]
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Why isn't anyone cheering?
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Is everyone too happy to talk?
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Wrong score hole, dipshit!
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Oops.
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-That was awesome!
-Go, Leptons!
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00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,353
-What was that?
-Yeah!
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00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,562
[ Laughs ]
239
00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,690
♪♪
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00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,649
I'm...confused.
241
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,526
I'm a million times
more confused and happy
242
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,404
than anyone
in the whole, wide world ever!
243
00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:13,655
We scored a goal!
244
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,407
In the wrong hole, dummy!
245
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:19,036
We have no idea
how we did that, moron!
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00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,376
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
Child nerd Ace Ambling,
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00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,335
what is your secret?
248
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,045
I guess great things
happen when --
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00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,547
Whatever, muffin top!
250
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:34,134
Ace Ambling and cowardly,
pathetic game ball Baby Ball,
251
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:38,222
how'd you turn the worst team
ever into whatever that was?
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00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,933
[ Gasps ]
That "whatever it was"
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was part of my brilliant
master plan
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that I don't feel like
explaining right now
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but totally came up with, and --
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-[ Muffled speaking ]
-Aw, shucks.
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I guess it was just
a little teamwork.
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Thanks for the pass, teammate!
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Hey! Get off of me,
you little shit!
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[ Laughing ]
Oh, you!
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Ballmastrz.
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Ballmastrz.
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Ballmastrz.
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Ballma--
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Chirp.
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