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♪♪ That-that-that-that
Is right on time ♪♪
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♪♪ Is right on time ♪♪
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♪♪ That crazy beat
Is right on tim ♪♪
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♪♪ Is right on time ♪♪
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[screaming, whooping]
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What the fuck kind of friend
would I be if I fucking said that?
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-No. Then you look bad.
-"You're ugly"?
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[screams]
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[whooping]
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[coughs]
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-Oh. Okay. [chuckles]
-You're evil. You're evil.
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Okay, no. I needed this.
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-You just wanted to join.
-You're evil.
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-All right. Another round.
-[Paul] For sure.
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-Uh, what's your tab?
-Thank you.
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Uh, Billie Schaeffer.
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I'm sorry, uh,
can I see your ID?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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Huh.
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You can't arrest us.
We're filming.
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[♪♪ theme music playing]
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[Billie]
Okay, so what happened exactly?
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Okay, so I was covering a shift
for my bartender buddy
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and this girl handed me
a New Jersey license
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that said Billie Schaeffer.
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-What was the address?
-Uh, like, 40, uh, Trenton something.
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Forty-two Sycamore Lane,
Trenton, New Jersey 08605?
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Wait, Platinum Blonde?
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-She's still in rotation.
-Wait, what's Platinum Blonde?
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Billie had this legendary fake
ID in high school. It scanned.
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It had a hologram,
came in a hollowed-out Bible.
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-Nice.
-All right.
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This is crazy. I mean, when I turned
21, I passed it down to Katie Hobert,
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and then Katie Hobert
passed it down to Lauren Gould,
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who passed it down
to Missy Wheeler,
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but then Missy Wheeler found Jesus
and deleted Instagram, so I lost track.
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Okay, well, current Fake Billie was
going absolutely insane last night.
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-[Billie gasps] No way.
-[Paul] She was, like, downing shots
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and started bodysurfing
these McKinsey interns.
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She was cool.
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You know what? You could
not pay me to be that age again.
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-Could not pay me.
-Same.
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You know, literally same.
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Like, for the first time, we're not the
youngest people on Earth anymore.
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-[Billie] Mmm.
-Honestly, thank God.
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Yeah.
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Hey, should I, like,
reach out to her?
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-To Fake Billie?
-[Billie] Yeah.
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I-I mean, do you want
to reach out to her?
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-Oh, no, no, not-not for my sake.
-Oh.
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But like, you know,
she could use my advice, right?
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Like, I could help her skip
over all the mistakes of her 20s.
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-[Anton] Mmm. You're the person for that.
-[Issa] Yes.
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-Yeah, I bet she'd love that.
-[Billie] Right?
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Okay, I'm gonna
text Lauren Gould
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and get in touch
with the Billie network.
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Alex Able, that's the name
of the kid I gave my fake to.
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Damn, I haven't
thought about him in years.
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-[Issa] Mmm.
-Fake Samir's probably in Congress by now.
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-Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
-M-Maybe. Uh-huh.
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-Or he could be doing porn in the valley.
-Mmm. That.
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I see that more for him.
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-Good porn.
-Yeah, tasteful porn.
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-Porn where they kiss.
-Kissing porn.
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-[Issa] So cute.
-[Anton] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-[Billie] Aw.
-[Issa] Do you feel like a mom?
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[chuckling] Yeah.
Well, not a mom.
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-But more of like a mentor.
-You feel like a mentor. Yeah.
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-Lavender matcha with honey.
-Ooh.
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[whispers] Let's go. Ready?
[chuckles] -Yeah. [chuckles]
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[whispers] No. I didn't know
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-Um, did you guys order the matchas?
-She did.
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-Yeah, I did.
-Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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-She didn't realize. [chuckles]
-She doesn't know.
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-Uh, you ready?
-[whispers] Blow her mind.
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It's me.
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[Billie chuckles] -[chuckles]
And it's me. [chuckles]
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[chuckling]
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Billie Schaeffer, 42 Sycamore
Lane, Trenton, New Jersey 08605?
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Oh, my God!
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-[Billie chuckles] Yeah.
-There it is. I was like,
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"Is she gonna get there? Is
she gonna" -Check, please.
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-But you got there, girl.
-Just kidding. Don't bring us the check.
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-Garrett, this is Billie.
-[Billie chuckles]
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The fake ID. [chuckles] -[chuckles]
We thought it was AI randomly.
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-[Garrett] Oh, my God.
-Kiss the ring. Kiss the ring.
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No, don't kiss the ring.
[chuckles] -[chuckling]
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-No, it's like I'm you in the future.
-Right. It's so...
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-Hi.
-Things are looking good. [chuckles]
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-Hold on. Okay, um
-No way.
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How old are you?
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-Um, I just turned 25.
-Mm-hmm.
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[stammers]
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-Wow, um
-So fun.
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That's awesome.
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[sighs] Twenty-five. So, you were
around for, like, 9/11 and such?
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-No.
-I mean, technically.
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-Yeah.
-But I was just a baby.
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Helaine! Can we
get a croissant for the lady?
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'Cause she was there
during 9/11.
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Not a lady, so [chuckles]
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[clears throat] Um, wait,
such cute little freaking stamps.
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-Where did you get those?
-Ooh, yeah.
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Oh, um, it's this new club
Uncle Tuesday on Avenue A.
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-Oh, we haven't been yet.
-Cool. Yeah.
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-You guys will probably hate it.
-Hate it. Hate it.
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-It's, like, young people.
-Uh, I don't know.
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-I think I'd like it. I think I'd like it.
-Ooh.
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-Right, Iss?
-[chuckles, stammers] I [chuckles]
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Wait, crazy idea.
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We should all swing by Uncle
Tuesday together sometime.
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Sounds like my kind of
spot. [chuckles] -[Issa] Mmm.
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-Um, you know, I-I would love to.
-[Garrett] Love.
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But, um, basically, I-I left
your ID in a cab last night.
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[Garrett] It's gone.
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-It's gone. Yeah.
-We're so sad about it.
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-Really sad actually, um
-I know.
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But you guys
enjoy your matchas, okay?
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And, uh, keep rocking
that haircut. Yeah.
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Well, I'm growing it out,
so it's a transitional phase.
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She's not -This isn't the
length that it's gonna be.
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Oh, my God. This is crazy.
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-Okay, he's not on LinkedIn.
-[Issa gasps]
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-He's not in Congress. This is a bad sign.
-Samy, chill, dude.
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Whatever Fake Samir's up to now
is not your responsibility.
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Yet I feel responsible, okay?
Think about it.
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I started
this guy's drinking journey.
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He probably started
somebody else's,
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and I could have created a whole
lineage of curly-haired degenerates.
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Calm down, Samir.
Once you pass down a fake ID,
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-it just belongs to the world.
-[Paul] Mm-mmm.
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-It's like sending a nude.
-[Samir sighs]
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-No.
-See, this is why I never had a fake.
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You never had a fake?
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No, I never needed one.
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-I used the method.
-[Paul] Mmm.
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-What's the method?
-You don't know the method?
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-You do know the method?
-Yeah, I know the method.
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Anton and I go out sometimes.
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It's Billie.
Billie, what are you doing?
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Guys, announcement.
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-We're going out tonight.
-[Issa] Oh, my God. Pants.
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-Whoa! Ooh.
-We are?
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Yes. Come on, I wanna dance.
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We haven't danced in [singsongy]
uh-uh-uh, forever. [chuckles]
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Uh-huh.
How did it go with Fake Billie?
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Oh, Sophie-Rose?
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-Uh, great. Yeah.
-[Anton] Oh.
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[Billie] She was great.
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Uh, she did lose my fake ID.
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-She lost it?
-Wait. Platinum Blonde?
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Yeah, but you know
what I realized?
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Thank God, I don't need that thing
anymore because we are older now.
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-Yeah.
-But also younger than we'll ever be.
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-Well
-Come on, Samir, get dressed.
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-We're going to Uncle Tuesday.
-[stammers] Uncle Tuesday.
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Delulu. Things used to be
called things.
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[laughs]
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-Paul Baker, you coming out?
-[Paul] Mm-mmm.
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Tonight is me and Paul Baker's
cozy night in.
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-Yes.
-We haven't had a date night in so long.
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[sighs] Boring.
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We're just gonna relax, make
some salmon -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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-do some anal.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Martha Stewart says it's great.
-She does.
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-The salmon?
-You poor sweet girl.
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-No.
-[whispering] No.
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-Anton, we can't just skip the line.
-Yes, we can, trust me.
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Just let me do my thing, please.
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Hi, hi.
We're-We're on the list.
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-Whose list?
-It's Zach Carp's list.
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He's friends
with Jessica Palmari.
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I don't see a Zach Carp.
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I'm so sorry. So, Jessica
Palmari works with Nicole Berman,
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whose husband owns the club.
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The owner's name
is Steve Winslow.
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Winslow, Steve Winslow. Yes.
No, he's just the day-to-day.
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So, Nicole Berman's husband
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works for the private equity
company that invested in the club.
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So, uh, let me explain,
it's a lot of moving parts.
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There's a board of directors, right?
Tad Marberg, David Corpeland.
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There's a woman as well,
Jennifer Jesman and then...
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All right, all right.
[sighs] Just come inside.
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Yeah, thank you, thank you.
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[whispering] The method.
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-And what's your name?
-Chris.
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-Oh, great. Chris. Are you new?
-Yeah.
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Hi, Chris.
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[♪♪ club music plays]
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-Oh, he said he'd be here by now.
-Who?
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-Fake Samir.
-You texted Fake Samir?
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I texted Fake Samir, yeah. My
imagination's been running wild, Anton.
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What if he's
selling smack in an alley?
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Smack? Who says smack?
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He was in Rent in tenth grade.
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I played Mark, okay?
He's the audience's way in.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, my God.
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-[Garrett] Yes!
-[chuckling]
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That fucking liar.
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[Samir] Billie.
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-Oh, my God, hi!
-Oh, shit, hi! [laughs]
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I thought you lost my ID.
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Oh. Yeah, no, I did. I did,
but then then I found it, girl.
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-[squeals]
-Oh, my God.
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Okay, so, Sophie-Rose, maybe
no one's ever told you this before,
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but you shouldn't bite the hand
that feeds you, okay?
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Just a little advice for you.
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I'm sorry, who is this?
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Um, it's just some woman that
keeps trying to hang out with me.
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Okay, so not a woman.
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I'm 25, which actually Maxim says
is the hottest age to be, so. [chuckles]
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Is Maxim your husband?
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You know what?
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You guys enjoy your little
watered-down cocktails, okay?
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'Cause I'm here tonight
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Hear that? Yeah.
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To have some fucking fun!
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Pants.
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I feel like she really
wants you to notice her pants.
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[Alex] Samir. Samir.
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Oh, my God. Hey.
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How are you doing?
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-Oh, thanks for reaching out, dude.
-Oh. Yeah.
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Oh, it's been too long, dude.
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-Yeah, yeah, it has been.
-Yeah.
228
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How you doing?
229
00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:30,149
-I'm good, man. I'm good.
-You're good? You're good? You're okay?
230
00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,576
-I'm great. Yeah.
-Yeah?
231
00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,681
Uh, kinda
getting railed at work, but
232
00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,151
Railed. In the valley?
233
00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:37,756
No, I'm
234
00:09:37,888 --> 00:09:40,059
I'm in advertising
here in the city.
235
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,030
Oh, my God.
236
00:09:42,698 --> 00:09:44,978
-Yeah, I was a communications major.
-He's a communicator.
237
00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:47,675
Yeah. And I'm an uncle now.
238
00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:49,478
-You're an uncle now?
-Yeah.
239
00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:50,881
He's an uncle!
240
00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:52,117
-Oh.
-Yeah.
241
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,822
We have a baby.
Show me. Show me.
242
00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:57,026
-This is Brinley.
-Ah.
243
00:09:58,630 --> 00:09:59,866
He looks just like us.
244
00:10:05,878 --> 00:10:06,880
[Paul] That was fun, eh?
245
00:10:06,946 --> 00:10:08,583
-Very fun.
-Uh-huh.
246
00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:12,725
What a perfect romantic night.
247
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,202
-[grunts]
-[yawns] Yeah.
248
00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:21,241
-I wonder what time it is.
-Yeah.
249
00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:25,082
-Oh, my God.
-Wow.
250
00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:27,287
-It's early.
-So early.
251
00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,826
-Night is young. [chuckles]
-Huh.
252
00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:32,464
[chuckles]
Whole night's ahead of us.
253
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:33,833
Yeah.
254
00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:41,549
What did you say?
255
00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,554
-Sorry?
-What did you just say?
256
00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:46,124
I was Just Deep breath.
257
00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,409
-[♪♪ club music plays]
-Two tequila shots, please.
258
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,837
[bartender]
You wanna start a tab?
259
00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:54,107
Oh, no.
Uh, I know Tiffany Kindler.
260
00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:56,377
-Who?
-Uh, Tiffany Kindler.
261
00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,382
She's friends with Aubrey Moss.
262
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:02,591
Yeah, so, my friend Doug Reilly is
actually cousins with Jordan Miller.
263
00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:04,563
Oh.
264
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,441
Look, if it's a problem, I can call
John-Paul Mark. It's not a big deal.
265
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,278
It's his daughter's birthday,
but he'll answer for me.
266
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,222
-No, no, that's fine. It's on the house.
-Thanks.
267
00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,515
John-Paul Mark?
268
00:11:14,982 --> 00:11:17,086
[laughs] Two first names
is pushing it, but three?
269
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,823
That's playing with fire.
270
00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,890
Sorry, man, I don't know
what you're talking about.
271
00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:22,731
The method?
272
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,804
John-Paul Mark and I
grew up together.
273
00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:28,811
We lived on a cul-de-sac
in Wooster, Ohio.
274
00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:31,650
-You're from Wooster, Ohio?
-Mm-hmm.
275
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,087
-What's your high school?
-Southeast.
276
00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,891
-Southeast?
-Go Falcons.
277
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,327
-Falcons.
-Three-season athlete.
278
00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,264
-What sports?
-Fencing, soccer, and swimming.
279
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,010
-Weird combo.
-I mean, it got me into Bucknell.
280
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,771
-Bucknell?
-Go Bison.
281
00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:47,046
Any more questions, officer?
282
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,357
Go Falcons.
Sorry, I thought it was
283
00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:55,931
Sorry. [chuckles]
Sorry. [clears throat]
284
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,237
Never let 'em
see you sweat, cutie.
285
00:12:00,339 --> 00:12:01,441
[chuckles]
286
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,186
[♪♪ club music continues]
287
00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:10,493
Is she watching?
288
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,633
No, she's just dancing. They
literally could not care less.
289
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,606
What? Then how is she supposed
to know that I'm winning?
290
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:21,181
Billie, you can't win at club.
Let's just have fun.
291
00:12:22,918 --> 00:12:25,724
Wait, Anton. Tilt-A-Whirl.
292
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:28,664
-No, I'm not doing that. No.
-Yes. Come on, please. Tilt-A-Whirl.
293
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,101
You and Issa do it
all the time. It's such a hit.
294
00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:33,807
Billie, please, no.
Not right now. Not right now.
295
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,343
No, come on.
296
00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:40,086
Okay, okay.
297
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,290
-Fine, right now. Right now.
-Okay. Okay.
298
00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:45,898
-Oops. Sorry. Squeezing through.
-[Anton] Excuse me. Sorry.
299
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,078
-[Anton] Hey! Circle up! Make a circle.
-[Billie] Circle up, everyone.
300
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,815
-[Billie] Clear some space.
-[Anton] Yep. Like that.
301
00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:52,511
Okay, ready? Ready? Whoa.
302
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,749
-I trust you.
-Okay.
303
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:58,222
[crowd cheering, exclaiming]
304
00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,468
Oh, God. Oh, fuck!
305
00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,807
God. Oh, my God.
She's dead. She's dead.
306
00:13:06,939 --> 00:13:08,418
-Ow. Oh, no. Ow.
-[Anton] I am so sorry.
307
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:11,682
Okay. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
[chuckling] Okay.
308
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,119
I'm good.
309
00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:15,256
Okay. [chuckles]
310
00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,162
What went wrong?
311
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,001
You're longer than Issa, so I'm
just not used to your proportions.
312
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,590
Maybe people thought
it was on purpose.
313
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,844
Yeah, maybe one or two people
in the back.
314
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:28,082
-[crickets chirping]
-[clicks tongue]
315
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,856
Do you think, uh, some, uh
316
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,463
[stammers]
317
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,467
-[doorbell rings]
-[both cheer]
318
00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:39,113
-Dessert's here, dessert's here.
-Fuck yeah!
319
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,577
-Let's go get dessert.
-Dessert time.
320
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:41,809
Hi.
321
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:43,780
Ah. Thank you, sir.
322
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,416
-Ice cream.
-Have a nice night.
323
00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:47,186
-[chuckles] Thank you.
-Thanks, you too.
324
00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,262
Wait, wait.
325
00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:56,104
You have an amazing energy.
326
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:59,512
[gasps] I feel it. You should come
in. Do you wanna come inside?
327
00:13:59,579 --> 00:14:00,613
Oh, yeah.
328
00:14:00,648 --> 00:14:02,317
-Not really.
-No, you should.
329
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,963
We just made a whole lot
of salmon. You like salmon?
330
00:14:03,987 --> 00:14:05,533
You wanna come in, man?
Are you a fish guy?
331
00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:06,802
You're gonna love it in here.
Wait, what's your name?
332
00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:08,396
-Viktor.
-[Issa] Viktor.
333
00:14:08,463 --> 00:14:09,808
-[Paul whispering] Viktor.
-[Issa] I love that accent.
334
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:10,701
-Where are you from?
-Poland.
335
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:11,768
[Issa, Paul] Poland.
336
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,193
[Samir] Okay, okay, let me get thiSo,
you you passed down the ID to him?
337
00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:21,823
-Then you passed it on to him?
-And then I did it to him.
338
00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:23,836
-This is insane. This is crazy.
-Yeah. [laughs]
339
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,764
-Wow, wow, wow.
-[laughing]
340
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,401
It's a whole legion of Samirs.
341
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,304
-[friend chuckles]
-[Alex] I know.
342
00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:31,909
Hey, question, um-um, do you
use any products on your hair
343
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,714
-like-like a mousse?
-Ah.
344
00:14:33,781 --> 00:14:35,893
No mousse. Mousse Mousse
doesn't agree with our texture.
345
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,354
-[Alex] No mousse.
-Okay, thank you.
346
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:39,224
-Uh, I actually use a curling gel.
-[all] Oh.
347
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,503
-Yeah, no mousse.
-[glass shatters]
348
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:43,065
Sorry, not my fault.
349
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,603
Not my fault.
350
00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:47,340
Ah, shit, um Hey, I gotta
351
00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:49,420
-Gotta take care of something real quick.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
352
00:14:49,444 --> 00:14:51,348
-But, guys, real quick tip.
-[Alex] Mmm?
353
00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,118
-There's actually hooks under here.
-What?
354
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,598
Yep, you just go ahead
and put your coats on those.
355
00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:56,267
-[friend cheers]
-Get the fuck out of here.
356
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,670
-Yo. Dude.
-Are you serious right now?
357
00:14:57,694 --> 00:15:00,133
And I know Naomi Isabella
from college,
358
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,972
and Naomi Isabella
freelanced for, um
359
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,342
For Gary Von Patio.
360
00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:07,480
Hi.
361
00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:09,151
Hi.
362
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:10,921
-Right, yes.
-Yeah.
363
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:12,892
And, um, Gary Von Patio
started dating
364
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,427
Georgia Tralala.
365
00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:16,699
Yeah, that was before
she opened Bowery Playhouse,
366
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,171
which sadly has gotten less
experimental over the years.
367
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:21,041
-But you got to keep the lights on.
-Yeah.
368
00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:22,477
And that's how we know
369
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:26,519
[both] Steve Winslow,
who owns the club.
370
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,458
-Thank you. [chuckles] Thanks.
-[hostess] Mm-hmm.
371
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:31,328
-Gary Von Patio?
-Bowery Playhouse?
372
00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:33,174
[chuckles] I just reached
for it and there it was.
373
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,134
-It came to me.
-Your mind.
374
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,438
[♪♪ club music playing]
375
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:40,079
You're so lucky you like
your fake ID family,
376
00:15:40,212 --> 00:15:42,785
and they don't
make you feel lame as shit.
377
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,425
No, they actually They made
me feel, like, wise and mature.
378
00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:47,628
Pfft.
379
00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,565
When did we get mature?
380
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,239
You know, I I mean, I feel
like we just started having fun.
381
00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:55,109
What now, is it over already?
382
00:15:55,342 --> 00:15:56,613
I don't know.
383
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:58,449
I think it's kind of nice.
384
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,987
Like, we're not
the dumbest people anymore.
385
00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:02,390
[scoffs]
386
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,130
Like, there's kids
that know less than us.
387
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:07,735
Do you wanna know why I got
Look at me.
388
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,541
Do you wanna know why
I got my fake ID when I was 16?
389
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,980
To drink and black out?
390
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,385
To join a WeWork.
391
00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:18,891
[laughs] What?
392
00:16:19,658 --> 00:16:22,463
[crying] And then I got scared,
and I didn't even go.
393
00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:26,706
Oh, Billie. [chuckling]
No, no, that's -[cries] I mean
394
00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,041
[chuckles]
395
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:31,816
-I'm unemployed. I'm not cool.
-No.
396
00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:35,056
And what if If If I'm not young
anymore [crying] then what am I even?
397
00:16:35,256 --> 00:16:36,793
Billie, you don't
398
00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:38,572
Okay, well, you don't want
to be that young anymore.
399
00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,266
No, you don't wanna
be 20 years old.
400
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,907
Twenty-year-olds, they're all
like shallow and weird,
401
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,643
and they only care about sex.
402
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,548
Like, you're not like that.
403
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,661
Like, I bet I bet Sophie-Rose is
just here to hook up with some guy
404
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:51,485
that she's never gonna
think about ever again.
405
00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:53,759
And she's getting what,
to look cool for one night?
406
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:55,329
Like, we're not those people.
407
00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:58,603
Like, we make memories that,
like, last a long time.
408
00:16:58,636 --> 00:17:00,039
Billie, Billie.
409
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:02,778
-Which one of you is the oldest?
-Me.
410
00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:04,080
Great.
411
00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:05,684
-Follow me.
-Ooh, where we going?
412
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,623
Billie, no, no, that one
has therapy in the morning.
413
00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:10,594
Goddamn it.
414
00:17:11,228 --> 00:17:13,432
Oh. [chuckling] Oh, my God,
you're so funny.
415
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,704
Ah. [chuckles]
I didn't say anything.
416
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:17,073
[gasps]
417
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:20,648
[chuckling] Okay, what are we
doing here? You're you, I'm me.
418
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,750
What?
419
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,820
You're Billie.
420
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:26,100
Uh, I'm just a Samir who
hasn't even found his Carly yet.
421
00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:28,304
-What? No, no, no, no, no.
-I don't think that I'm right for you...
422
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:30,801
No. I'm not actually trying to
have sex with you, okay?
423
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,773
I just want that girl to think
that I'm having sex with you
424
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,278
-All right.
-because I'm fun and good at club.
425
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:37,647
-Okay. Okay.
-Okay?
426
00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:38,884
So, can you help me out?
427
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,522
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
428
00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:43,392
[moaning]
429
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,503
[both moaning]
430
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,507
[deeper moaning]
431
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:54,380
[Billie] Oh, I love having sex
in the club.
432
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:57,621
-[moans] I've never had sex in a club.
-Yeah. I have.
433
00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:59,157
Oh, ma Oh, wow.
434
00:17:59,224 --> 00:18:01,538
-Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
-You're so good at this. Oh, my God.
435
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,399
-I'm good at this.
-Yeah.
436
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,845
-Yeah, what about me? Am I good at this?
-Oh, you're so good at this.
437
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:05,869
[Billie] Thank you.
438
00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:07,641
[moaning continues]
439
00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:11,649
[moaning ends]
440
00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:13,958
[mouthing words]
That should be good.
441
00:18:16,258 --> 00:18:17,837
Oh, my God,
did you just have sex in there?
442
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:18,895
Yep.
443
00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:20,132
-Wait, in the bathroom?
-Yep.
444
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,703
-With a stranger?
-Yes, sir.
445
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:24,407
-Did you use protection?
-Nada, chica.
446
00:18:24,775 --> 00:18:25,744
Ew.
447
00:18:25,745 --> 00:18:27,013
[Sophie-Rose] Oh, God.
448
00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:29,728
Okay, like you guys aren't
all here to hook up? [chuckles]
449
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:33,025
Um, no, we are here
to hang out with our friends.
450
00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:34,427
Okay, um,
451
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:37,834
I'm gonna help you, okay?
452
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:40,139
-I don't...
-Alana?
453
00:18:40,406 --> 00:18:42,845
-[Alana] Yeah.
-That woman from before, you remember?
454
00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:44,113
Yeah?
455
00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:45,784
She just got rawdogged
in the bathroom
456
00:18:45,851 --> 00:18:47,697
[stammers] -so I'm gonna
take her to get a Plan B.
457
00:18:47,721 --> 00:18:49,668
-[Alana] Not rawdogged.
-That's not necessary, Sophie-Rose.
458
00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:52,531
-[Alana] You're an angel, Sophie-Rose.
-They're gone!
459
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,301
[Issa] Next one,
next one, next one.
460
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,839
Okay, okay. Uh, oh, uh,
it's a famous classic movie.
461
00:18:56,872 --> 00:18:59,019
Oh, what is it called? Um, the
one where they're chocolate,
462
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:01,182
and they're candy, and
the green one that has legs.
463
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,152
Uh, that's, uh,
M&M's commercial.
464
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,667
It's, like, uh, one of my favorite
movies. I watched it in film class.
465
00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:07,695
-Citizen Kane?
-Yes, Viktor.
466
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:09,440
-Kane, Kane, Kane, Kane.
-[Paul] Yes, dude. Nice.
467
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,569
Oh, uh, okay.
I had this as a pet as a kid.
468
00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:13,105
Oh, I had a dog, a bull terrier.
469
00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:14,250
I had a bull terrier.
Bull terrier!
470
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:16,178
I My pet. I had this pet.
471
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:17,715
-You
-Parakeet?
472
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,687
Yes, Viktor. P Yes, Viktor,
yeah, what the hell?
473
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:23,760
-What? [chuckles] Viktor. Viktor.
-[Paul] Yes.
474
00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,563
Gotcha! [chuckles]
475
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,735
Okay, uh, he's a famous
baseball player. He's, uh
476
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,281
Oh, easy, it's my dad's first name
and then the month I was born.
477
00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:31,675
Oh, so it's Steve!
Steve October!
478
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:33,845
I know it's Steve October.
It's Steve October.
479
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,583
Give me that. Steve October.
480
00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:38,890
Willie Mays?
481
00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:41,261
Yeah, Viktor. [stammers]
482
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,866
Baseball player Willie Mays.
483
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,571
It's a good guess, though.
484
00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:47,575
[Billie] Sophie-Rose, I'm fine.
485
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:50,113
I just had cool casual sex.
486
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,016
I don't need it, okay?
487
00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,296
Actually, maybe we should get you
a Gatorade 'cause you seem drunk.
488
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,425
Thank you so much. Just
sorry about her. Ignore her.
489
00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:57,904
I'm taking care of her
'cause she's drunk.
490
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,565
No, she's not
taking care of me, okay.
491
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,936
Sophie-Rose,
I'm not gonna take it.
492
00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:07,246
Oh, is it because it's your
last chance to have kids?
493
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:10,887
[Billie] Give me that.
494
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:16,665
Let me see your tongue.
Let me see your tongue.
495
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:19,237
Under.
496
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:20,807
[swallows]
497
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:24,447
Amazing.
Okay, I'm gonna go pay.
498
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:29,423
And remember, your generation
fought for this.
499
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:43,352
Hi, uh, what happens if you
take Plan B on an empty stomach?
500
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:45,657
-On an empty stomach? You...
-No, no, no, no.
501
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,561
On an empty [whispering] uterus.
502
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:51,434
[whispering]
Does anything bad come out?
503
00:20:57,648 --> 00:20:59,217
[Anton]
Do you track Billie or not?
504
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:01,923
Yeah, it says her location
was here seven minutes ago.
505
00:21:02,257 --> 00:21:03,894
Okay, well,
where should we go next?
506
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,762
[Anton's friend] Hmm.
507
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:07,442
There's this piano bar where
the waiters fully abuse you, or
508
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,204
-No, that. Immediately. Let's go.
-Right?
509
00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:11,284
[sighs] Okay, you really don't
have to pay me back. It's fine.
510
00:21:11,308 --> 00:21:13,588
-[Billie] Yes, I do.
-Can you at least just Venmo me then?
511
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,317
-[Billie] No, because my phone died.
-[knocks on door]
512
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:19,391
Oh, no,
you're not supposed to do that.
513
00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:22,831
[chuckling] Okay. Says the girl
who just had sex with a stranger.
514
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:24,134
Here you go, dude.
515
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,147
Okay, give me
your fucking money right now!
516
00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:28,242
-Oh, my fucking God!
-Give me your fucking money!
517
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,688
My name
My name is Billie Schaeffer.
518
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:31,448
-Please don't hurt me, okay?
-Oh, my God!
519
00:21:31,515 --> 00:21:33,218
It says
she should be right here.
520
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,622
-[clamoring]
-Oh!
521
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:36,458
-Oh, no!
-[Anton] Oh, my, God, Billie!
522
00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:38,095
-Billie!
-Oh, my God.
523
00:21:38,361 --> 00:21:40,042
Who the fuck are they? Give me
Give me some cash or give me
524
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,101
[stammers] I need a card.
I need a credit card.
525
00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,616
-I don't have a credit card on me.
-[Anton's friend] Me either.
526
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,242
[both] I never pay for drinks.
527
00:21:45,544 --> 00:21:47,480
-Stop, stop, stop, stop.
-Open it! Open it!
528
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,226
I'm trying, Billie. I'm tapping my
Apple Pay, but it's not working.
529
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,996
-Who the fuck's that? Hurry up.
-No, I just No, don't
530
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,092
Okay, ready?
Three, two, one, pull.
531
00:21:53,325 --> 00:21:55,698
[shouting] No, it's three,
two, one, on the one you pull.
532
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,534
-I'll push.
-Three, two, push.
533
00:21:57,601 --> 00:21:59,939
-Are you pushing? Not one.
-It's not a push. It's not push.
534
00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:02,286
-[robber] Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
-Calm down. Calm down, okay?
535
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:05,750
Okay, sir, we are going
to get cash out to give you.
536
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:09,057
-[screams]
-[Billie screams] Oh, my God.
537
00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:12,263
-Are you fucking kidding me, Sophie-Rose?
-[crying] I'm sorry!
538
00:22:12,496 --> 00:22:14,744
-Oh, no, no, no.
-It's bad. We're watching Billie go blind.
539
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,940
[robber] Okay,
shut the fuck up. Shut up!
540
00:22:17,006 --> 00:22:19,554
Hey, I know the police chief Bob Zimmer,
and he's gonna give you the fucking chair.
541
00:22:19,578 --> 00:22:21,515
Just shut up.
Shut up. Get back.
542
00:22:21,615 --> 00:22:24,287
Okay, everybody,
just take a fucking breath!
543
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,024
-[Sophie-Rose crying]
-[shouts] Okay?
544
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,359
Okay.
545
00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:31,936
I'm giving you my bag.
It's plastic and it's $15.
546
00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:34,140
-Sophie-Rose, give him your bag.
-[crying] No.
547
00:22:34,207 --> 00:22:36,646
-Give him your bag, Sophie-Rose.
-Give the bag.
548
00:22:36,712 --> 00:22:41,121
Sir, that is Miu Miu. It's one step
down from Prada. I looked it up earlier.
549
00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:43,693
[Sophie-Rose crying] -[Billie]
Now, just leave the vestibule.
550
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:45,739
-He's gone, Billie. He's gone.
-Oh, my God. Thanks.
551
00:22:45,763 --> 00:22:47,500
-He's gone.
-Oh, my God.
552
00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:50,507
-[crying] Oh, fucking shit. What the fuck?
-Are you okay? [panting]
553
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:54,013
-I'm hailing a cab.
-Oh, my God, I want to go home.
554
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,519
Yeah, I know, Sophie-Rose.
We're going to take you home.
555
00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:58,255
[crying] No, I mean
home to Michigan.
556
00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:01,929
Like, everything is
so stressful. It's scary.
557
00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:05,803
The laundry in my building,
it's never worked.
558
00:23:06,772 --> 00:23:08,510
I have so much dirty clothes.
559
00:23:08,576 --> 00:23:11,883
-Laundry's tough.
-[crying] Everything is just so hard here,
560
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,420
and I don't feel anything
like Carrie Bradshaw.
561
00:23:14,487 --> 00:23:15,956
Okay, where are you?
562
00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:17,226
Like, anything like her.
563
00:23:17,527 --> 00:23:19,139
Okay, come here, come here,
come here. Okay.
564
00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:21,043
-I think I'm having a panic attack.
-No, you're okay.
565
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,267
-I think that's what this is.
-You're okay. You're okay.
566
00:23:23,338 --> 00:23:26,779
[breathes deeply] -How did you
even know how to handle that?
567
00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:32,456
It comes with age, I guess.
568
00:23:32,657 --> 00:23:34,361
-[chuckles]
-Ow.
569
00:23:34,427 --> 00:23:36,541
[stammers] We were just mugged.
That was that was crazy.
570
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,270
[stammers] He had a gun.
He had a gun.
571
00:23:39,739 --> 00:23:43,546
That was crazy. [stammers] Has
that happened to you? [stammers]
572
00:23:48,589 --> 00:23:49,858
Sorry, um
573
00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:52,731
I'm married. [stammers]
574
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,433
To who?
575
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,774
Um Uh, his name is Paul Baker.
576
00:23:59,979 --> 00:24:02,617
Well, that's the fakest name
I've heard all night.
577
00:24:03,753 --> 00:24:05,223
-[door opens]
-[Issa] Hi, hi, hi, hi!
578
00:24:05,289 --> 00:24:07,135
They're here. We found
you guys. We tracked you.
579
00:24:07,159 --> 00:24:08,596
We tracked you.
580
00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:10,108
-[Paul] Hi, friends. Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
-Hi.
581
00:24:10,132 --> 00:24:12,971
-Paul Baker. Nice to meet you.
-Oh, this is
582
00:24:13,606 --> 00:24:15,151
-[Paul stammers] Where we going?
-The cab.
583
00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:16,722
-[Paul] Where we going?
-I'm going to get in this cab.
584
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,790
[Paul] No!
Guys, the night just started.
585
00:24:17,814 --> 00:24:19,217
Um, it was so nice to meet you.
586
00:24:19,284 --> 00:24:20,963
-No, no, no, no. To the next bar.
-I am so sorry.
587
00:24:20,987 --> 00:24:23,091
-[Paul] Anton, please.
-[Issa] Come on. Come on.
588
00:24:23,124 --> 00:24:26,632
-So lame. Come on.
-Guys, the night is the night is young.
589
00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,738
[both sigh]
590
00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,975
[chuckles]
591
00:24:33,244 --> 00:24:36,249
-Ah.
-[chuckles] Hey, what the hell?
592
00:24:36,285 --> 00:24:38,656
-Hey. What's up?
-Who are you
593
00:24:38,756 --> 00:24:40,594
and why is this
such an awesome little jacket?
594
00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:41,963
Yeah. You look great. Yeah.
595
00:24:42,029 --> 00:24:43,867
-Okay, where we going?
-[Issa] We're gonna go
596
00:24:43,933 --> 00:24:45,679
Uh, we're going out for the
best night ever. [chuckles]
597
00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,607
[♪♪ "Baddest" playing]
598
00:24:47,674 --> 00:24:49,310
♪♪ I'm the baddest bitch
In this club ♪♪
599
00:24:49,376 --> 00:24:51,214
♪♪ Who's the baddest bitch
In this club? ♪♪
600
00:24:51,515 --> 00:24:53,418
♪♪ I'm the baddest bitch
In this club ♪♪
601
00:24:53,485 --> 00:24:56,659
♪♪ When the saints
Go marching in ♪♪
602
00:24:56,726 --> 00:24:58,328
♪♪ Go marching in ♪♪
603
00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:02,103
♪♪ Oh, Lord, I want to be
In that number ♪♪
604
00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:05,644
♪♪ When the saints
Go marching in ♪♪
605
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:07,547
♪♪ Go marching in ♪♪
606
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,618
[♪♪ "Baddest" continues playing]
607
00:25:09,685 --> 00:25:11,188
♪♪ Let's go, let's get it
Let's go ♪♪
608
00:25:11,522 --> 00:25:13,092
♪♪ Hands up
Hands up ♪♪
609
00:25:13,224 --> 00:25:15,261
♪♪ Hands up
Hands up ♪♪
610
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:16,999
♪♪ Okay
Let's go ♪♪
611
00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:18,970
♪♪ I'm the baddest bitch
In this club ♪♪
612
00:25:19,036 --> 00:25:20,973
♪♪ Who's the baddest bitch
In this club? ♪♪
613
00:25:21,074 --> 00:25:22,978
♪♪ I'm the baddest bitch
In this club ♪♪
614
00:25:23,011 --> 00:25:24,948
♪♪ Who's the baddest bitch
In this club? ♪♪
615
00:25:25,048 --> 00:25:27,587
♪♪ I'm the baddest bitch
In this club ♪♪
616
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,591
♪♪ Hey, what
Hey, what ♪♪
617
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,361
♪♪ Hey, what
Hey, what ♪♪
618
00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:33,365
♪♪ Shake that thing
Shake that thing ♪♪
619
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,369
♪♪ Shake that thing
Yo, yo ♪♪
620
00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:37,306
♪♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go ♪♪
621
00:25:37,373 --> 00:25:39,043
♪♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go ♪♪
622
00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:40,980
♪♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go ♪♪
623
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,652
♪♪ I'm the baddest bitch
In this club ♪♪
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