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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:06,707 (easy, upbeat funk intro playing) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:18,319 * 5 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:27,128 * When I wake up in the morning, love * 6 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:31,999 * And the sunlight hurts my eyes * 7 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:35,236 * And something without warning, love * 8 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,838 (clock beeps) 9 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:41,275 * Bears heavy on my mind 10 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,777 * Then I look at you 11 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:49,049 * And the world's all right with me * 12 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,221 * Just one look at you 13 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:59,527 * And I know it's gonna be 14 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:02,696 * A lovely day... * Lovely, day, lovely day * 15 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,400 * Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day * 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,136 * Lovely day, lovely day * 17 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,737 * Lovely day * 18 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,840 * A lovely day... * Lovely day, lovely day * 19 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,708 * Lovely day * 20 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,845 * Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day * 21 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,748 * Lovely day, lovely day * 22 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:24,585 * When the day that lies ahead of me * 23 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:30,958 * Seems impossible to face 24 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:34,662 * When someone else instead of me * 25 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:40,067 * Always seems to know the way 26 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:44,272 * Then I look at you 27 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,741 * And the world's all right with me * 28 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:53,547 * Just one look at you 29 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,717 * And I know it's gonna be... 30 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,320 (song continues faintly over radio) 31 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,655 (vehicle beeping) 32 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:10,164 (men talking indistinctly) 33 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,237 Wait, man. 34 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,438 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 35 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,772 Put the clipboard down, Serpico. 36 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,074 He's just getting ready to move that, man. 37 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,510 Oh. Okay, great. 38 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,378 If you could just move it, that'd be great. 39 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,446 Cool, man, no problem. 40 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:28,482 Damn, came out of nowhere. 41 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,918 City make you wear them shorts? 42 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,887 Yeah, these are regulation-- we have to wear 'em 43 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,155 till December 1. 44 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,225 Between those shorts and that little-ass truck, 45 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,392 the shit's humiliating, man. 46 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,560 It's a living, right? 47 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,595 Man, I'm glad I seen you when I did. 48 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,397 I can't afford another ticket. 49 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:47,801 Ooh, actually, you know, it's already been processed. 50 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,405 Whatcha talking about? 51 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,474 Well, this clipboard's a computer. 52 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:56,944 You see, once I push "send," it goes straight to Albany. 53 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,045 It's in the system. 54 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,380 Well, un-send it, then. 55 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,215 You can't un-send it; it's too late. 56 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,416 You're not listening. 57 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:05,253 Now, I'm telling you, take my shit 58 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,754 out the system, meter maid. 59 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,322 Uh, guys, please... 60 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,090 I have to get going... Get going?! 61 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,092 Where the hell you think you're going? 62 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,327 You slam the door on me? 63 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,329 Hey, boy, get your ass out of that box! 64 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,765 I'll start kicking your ass, boy. What... 65 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,099 Hey, where you going? 66 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,568 (kicking vehicle) 67 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:21,869 Get away. 68 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,237 (both talking at once) 69 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,438 Turtle One to base, 70 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,740 Turtle One to base, come in. Hello? 71 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,242 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 72 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,377 Look at him. 73 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,478 Don't make me use it, man. Use it. 74 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,912 (rapid, anxious gasping) 75 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:32,913 Don't hesitate! 76 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,283 Shoot his ass! 77 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,951 Yo, man! 78 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,921 (gasping) 79 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,325 Man, what the hell happened? 80 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,826 Shit, Lloyd, you hit him. 81 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,395 No, I don't think so. 82 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,030 It must have been a ricochet. 83 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:53,000 Hello! 84 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,735 Hello! 85 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,405 (shouting): Were you hit by a ricochet? 86 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,540 Little ticket man! 87 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,875 Blink twice if you can hear me! 88 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,878 (panting, coughing) Man, he ain't hit nowhere. 89 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,280 He's faking, man. 90 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,815 He just fainted. 91 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,283 Aw, man, you okay? 92 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,518 Yes. (coughs) 93 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,885 I'm sorry, I just... 94 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,221 I get these panic attacks sometimes, that's all. 95 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,323 Damn! 96 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,458 You can't do this to me, man. Huh? 97 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,960 I get nervous, you had my heart going all fast. 98 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,662 I-I'm sorry, really. Yeah. 99 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:25,299 You know, just... here, let me pay for your ticket, okay? 100 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,002 Yeah, that's more like it. 101 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,139 Here you go, that's $80-- that should cover it. 102 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,774 I-I mean, 103 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,877 $80 is nice, dude, it's sweet, but what about 104 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:40,080 all the mental distress I just went through? 105 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,182 You got something for that? 106 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,552 Yeah. 107 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,888 What else you got? 108 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:54,528 Could someone explain to me how one 109 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:58,766 of my parking enforcement agents manages to lose his badge, 110 00:04:58,766 --> 00:04:59,900 his uniform 111 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,570 and his standard-issue New Balance sneakers. 112 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,372 What could I do, Sarge? 113 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,006 They took everything. 114 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:09,777 I'm sorry. (sighs) 115 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:14,181 I... I was reading through my employee benefits, 116 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,549 and it says 117 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:19,186 I'm entitled to meet with a government counselor. 118 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,789 I'd like to meet with a counselor. 119 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,859 You're looking at him. 120 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,528 What do you mean? 121 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,230 I'm the assigned counselor for District 240. 122 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:34,101 I figure, hey, why not take the bump on the paycheck. 123 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,704 Besides, I'm redoing my kitchen. 124 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,840 Oh, um... 125 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,208 Don't worry. 126 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,776 I took the quiz. 127 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,845 I'm certified. 128 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,383 Well... 129 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,919 I feel very, um, 130 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,554 alone. Uh-huh. 131 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,389 And sometimes I get these panic attacks where I... 132 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,857 (ring tone plays "Hail to the Chief") 133 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,658 Oh, oh. 134 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,428 Hold that. That's good. 135 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:02,996 Sweetie. 136 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:06,900 You wouldn't believe what I'm doing right now. 137 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,135 I'm counseling. 138 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,437 For real! 139 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,871 Yo, Sarge, check it out, man. 140 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,441 I heard we got a new dress code around here. 141 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,508 How do I look? 142 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,743 (laughing) How do I look?! 143 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,611 You look good! I like that! 144 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:21,782 Come on, come on, Rog, let's... Look at this guy! 145 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:25,118 (laughs): You are a good dancer, bud! 146 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,319 Yeah! 147 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,356 Where are my pants? Where's my shoes at? 148 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:32,493 * 149 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,604 * 150 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,343 Hi, Roger. 151 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,513 Hey. 152 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,253 So... so, you guys 153 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,289 gonna play some tennis or something? 154 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,557 Yeah. 155 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,025 Wow, what gave it away? 156 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,026 (bell dings) 157 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,161 You should work for Homeland Security. 158 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,531 (clears throat): Becky. 159 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,172 (clears throat) 160 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:25,245 So, um... I read that letter that you posted 161 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,547 to the building manager. 162 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,615 (chuckles) Oh, you did? 163 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,117 Yeah. I thought it was great. 164 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,418 Oh, well, thanks. 165 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,554 I mean, really well written. 166 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,822 (chuckles) 167 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,357 Aren't you getting your master's in English? 168 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,826 Yep, I am. 169 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:42,229 Wow. Looks like you're well on your way. 170 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,396 Congrats. 171 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,798 Thanks. 172 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,234 Casanova's really pulling out all the stops today. 173 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,003 Seriously, where should I throw my panties? 174 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,171 I'm sorry, Roger. 175 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,206 Becky thinks that any guy that even talks to a girl 176 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,108 has to be a stalker. I don't. 177 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,644 I just think he is. 178 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,211 (elevator bell dings) Aren't you, Roger? 179 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,379 (doors opening) 180 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,981 Uh, excuse me. 181 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,882 Where are you going? 182 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,717 This is the third floor. 183 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,286 Oh, yeah, I know, but I was... 184 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,722 I forgot something upstairs. 185 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,059 You guys have a great day. 186 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,494 (door closes) 187 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:24,037 (overlapping chatter) 188 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,610 Hey, Ian. 189 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,346 Oh, hey, Rog. How you doing? 190 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,414 I'm okay. 191 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,016 Have you seen Wally around? 192 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,185 We're learning the backstroke today. 193 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:41,054 Uh... you know what, you might come on in. 194 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,991 I want to talk to you about Wally for a second. 195 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,358 What's wrong? 196 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,028 Nothing. Just... it'll take a sec. 197 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,666 (door lock buzzes) 198 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,439 Is everything okay? 199 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,941 Huh? Uh, yeah, yeah. 200 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,944 He's-he's-he's fine, he's fine. Uh... 201 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:07,180 Thing is... 202 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,583 he wants a new big brother. 203 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,551 What?! 204 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,820 You know, I'm sure he just wants 205 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,087 to play the field a little. 206 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,423 You know, see what else is out there. 207 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,192 You know how kids are. 208 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,329 Wow. 209 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,931 Can I at least talk to him? 210 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,999 Roger, the kid is nine years old, all right? 211 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,135 His dad just got shot in the heart, all right? 212 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,570 Don't you think he's been through enough? 213 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,742 Okay. Well... 214 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,977 are there any other kids? 215 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,578 No. No, man. 216 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,849 This is the third time this has happened. 217 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:46,820 I mean, maybe it's time to stop chasing rainbows, buddy. 218 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,791 All right. Okay. 219 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,694 Sorry, man. No. 220 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,865 Take it easy. 221 00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,599 (door rattles) 222 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,501 Oh, sorry. 223 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,636 (lock buzzes) 224 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,172 You have to take your hand off. 225 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,273 (lock buzzes) 226 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,208 Okay, go. Take it. No. Take your hand off. 227 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,710 Roger, just stand away for one second. 228 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,611 (lock buzzes) Okay, the buzzer... 229 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,413 G-Go now. 230 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,083 * 231 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,291 (indistinct chatter) 232 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,704 (sobbing) 233 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:40,908 Hey, Roger! Hold up, man. 234 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,212 Listen, I know... 235 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,148 Are you... crying? 236 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,683 I'm sorry. 237 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,384 It's not just Wally, 238 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,553 (sobbing): it's... everything. 239 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,123 He's crying. Mac! 240 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,126 It's all right, man, it's... it's okay, it's... 241 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,295 Uh, yeah. Shh. (continues sobbing) 242 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,364 All right, man. 243 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,133 Listen... 244 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,201 Okay. Listen. 245 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,837 Listen, man. 246 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,605 I know this guy, all right? 247 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,574 And he, uh... 248 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,576 he runs this thing. 249 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,879 I think it'd be a big help for you. 250 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,413 What do you mean? 251 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,782 What kind of thing? 252 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,118 Look, here, just call this number, all right? 253 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,287 But you didn't get it from me. 254 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,556 I don't understand. 255 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:33,160 Look, Roger, I... (chuckles) 256 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,363 I used to be like... you, you know? 257 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,697 But look at me now, man. 258 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,132 I run this entire place. 259 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:43,070 I'm dating two different Asian chicks. 260 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,938 You want things to change? 261 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:48,375 Call the number and follow the instructions. 262 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,878 I got to go. 263 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,117 Call it... or burn it. 264 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,187 Hey, Perkins, what the fuck did I tell you? 265 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,622 Get inside and get your pudding. 266 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,691 (line rings) 267 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,726 MAN (on phone): Hello. 268 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,095 Hi, I'm calling about... 269 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,664 For new student registration, please press one. 270 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,400 I-Is this a recording? 271 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,535 Just press it. 272 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,837 Hello? 273 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,372 Just press the damn button, you asshole. 274 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,042 Uh, I think I have the wrong number. Sorry. 275 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,044 (beep) 276 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,784 (phone rings) 277 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,120 Hello? 278 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,622 Congratulations, you're already my worst student. 279 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,290 Who gave you this number? 280 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,826 Uh, I have to go. 281 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,027 Hey, relax. 282 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,929 I'm here to help, okay? 283 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,631 Now, who gave you the number? 284 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,366 His name is Ian Winsky. 285 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,035 Do you always rat out your friends that quickly? 286 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,103 That says a lot about you. I wasn't ratting out... 287 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,072 Would you not interrupt me for five seconds? 288 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,274 Open your goddamned ears. 289 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,342 I'm sorry. 290 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,878 We got a new class starting this Tuesday. 291 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,147 Registration is $5,000, cash only, 292 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,714 in a plain manila envelope. 293 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,884 Be at the Learning Annex at 8:00 p.m. 294 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,953 Don't be early, but be on time. 295 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,155 (line clicks) 296 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,562 * 297 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,208 * 298 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,054 Wait. Wait. 299 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,990 Hold the elevator! Hold the elev... 300 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,225 Thanks a lot. 301 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,168 You guys going to 402? 302 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:55,969 Yeah. 303 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,604 Oh, no way! Me, too! 304 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,972 Name's Walsh. Nice to meet y... 305 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,041 No talking. 306 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,077 Listen up, 'cause I will not be repeating this again. 307 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,812 When entering this building, 308 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,248 you will talk or speak to no one. 309 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:12,152 If some asshole wants to talk about his goddamn French test, 310 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:16,756 you tell him to fuck off, understood? 311 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,591 Understood? Yeah. Yes. 312 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,860 Envelopes. 313 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,102 Manila. 314 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,704 Dr. P specifically said manila. 315 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,673 This is off-white. 316 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,774 Sorry. 317 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,276 Sorry doesn't make it manila. 318 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,312 Next time, use your damn brain. 319 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,784 End of the hall. 320 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,353 (whispering): What's going on? 321 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,088 I don't know. Who is this guy? 322 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,856 I hope he's not our teacher. 323 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,591 Hey, no chitchat! 324 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,475 (chuckles): Oh. Here, sorry. 325 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,277 No, don't be silly-- it's all yours. 326 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,744 I'm fine. I could totally stand. 327 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,514 Don't be crazy, okay? I could use the exercise. 328 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,515 I'll find... 329 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,151 Would one of you sit in the goddamn chair? 330 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,921 Look at the two of you. 331 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,358 I mean, uh, "I could use the exercise"? 332 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,595 That doesn't even make any sense. 333 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,764 (whispers): Sorry. 334 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,266 Well, congratulations. 335 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,536 In a room full of weak men, you stand alone as the weakest. 336 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,904 Here, sit in my chair. 337 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,073 Come on, sit. 338 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,678 Tell me something-- are you a loser? 339 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,851 I asked you a question-- are... you... a... loser? 340 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,387 Um... yes? 341 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,555 No. 342 00:15:55,555 --> 00:16:00,027 You see, a loser is someone who tries but fails, 343 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:03,163 who shoots but misses. 344 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,731 But I got a suspicion 345 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,866 that you don't take any shots. 346 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,201 Show of hands. 347 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,371 How many of you retards own a self-help book? 348 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,308 Well, that's your first problem. 349 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:20,247 You can't help yourself because yourself sucks. 350 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,182 If you're helping yourself, 351 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,885 that means you're being helped by a complete asshole. 352 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,555 So ignore yourself. 353 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,858 Do what I say instead. 354 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,660 Short sleeves, what was the first thing 355 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,362 you did when you were born? 356 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,897 I-I don't know. 357 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,366 Anybody? 358 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,202 You screamed your asses off for what you wanted. 359 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,237 And what did you want? 360 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,108 Okay. 361 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,883 The tit. 362 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,219 You wanted a tit, 363 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,920 and you got the tit. 364 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,690 Trouble is, I don't see anyone 365 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,859 in this room who's willing to scream for anything anymore. 366 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,795 I want the tit! 367 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,963 Well, see? That's better. 368 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,699 That's what I'm talking about. 369 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,700 I like this guy. 370 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,668 Yeah, he seems kind of sweet. 371 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,474 Excuse me, um, s-sir? 372 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,742 Dr. P. 373 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,444 Dr. P. 374 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,414 What exactly does this class teach? 375 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,015 What? 376 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,218 Well, my friend seemed to imply 377 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,486 that this was more of a confidence-building... 378 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,756 This is not a goddamn Tony Robbins seminar. 379 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,759 If you're looking for Chicken Soup for the Soul, 380 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,729 just get the fuck out of here. 381 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,297 Um, I'm sorry. 382 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,832 Never be sorry. 383 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,135 Oh. I'm sorry. I mean... 384 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,069 I mean, um... 385 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,904 Never mind. 386 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,873 I have a question. 387 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,877 Uh, my wife says I'm a pushover, but what if deep down inside 388 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,712 I'm really just a nice guy? 389 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,980 Fuck nice. 390 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,616 That's a bunch of dog shit. 391 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,888 That's it for today. 392 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,158 I'm sick of looking at your faces. 393 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,226 Excuse me, um, will every class run 394 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,694 five minutes and 25... 395 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,197 Wait, please. That... contains very important mat... 396 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,202 MAN: Goodness. 397 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:30,543 * 398 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,219 * 399 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,190 Be a good boy. 400 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,091 All right, I'll be back in a little bit. 401 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,626 Great. Bye. 402 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,603 (gasps, laughs): Geez, you scared me, Roger. 403 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,904 I'm sorry. 404 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,172 (relieved sigh) 405 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,008 What are you doing, just hanging out in here? 406 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,411 No, I'm... I was throwing some stuff out. 407 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,813 I heard someone coming and... 408 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,548 Penguins, huh? Hmm. 409 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,884 I always saw you more as a flannel pj's kind of guy. 410 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,653 I have those, too. 411 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,521 I'm kidding. 412 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,022 (chuckles): I know. 413 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,123 (laughs) 414 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,327 But I do have 'em. 415 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:25,265 Anyway, I, uh, have to go to work, so... 416 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,274 Hey, Amanda? Yeah? 417 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,108 Can I ask you something? 418 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,611 Yeah, no worries. What is it? Um... 419 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,781 Oh, yeah. Uh, I saw this awesome documentary 420 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,283 on TV the other night. 421 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,219 It was all about Australia-- you would have loved it. 422 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,387 (laughs): No way. 423 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,855 Very cool country. 424 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,590 I wish I was from there. 425 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,724 (laughs) 426 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,226 That's nice. 427 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,794 Um... 428 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,829 (laughs): Yeah. 429 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,164 Was there something else? 430 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:01,200 Uh... no. I... 431 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,202 Was there something else you had... 432 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,972 No, you just... you said-said... 433 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,707 Anyways, uh, I'll try and get you 434 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,642 a tape of that documentary. Um... 435 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,977 Great. Yeah. 436 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,279 I have to go, so thanks. 437 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,280 Uh... 438 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,851 (quietly): Oh, yeah. 439 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,653 Come on, Roger. 440 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,556 I mean, you got to give it some time at least. 441 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,293 I'm telling you, this class is going to be 442 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,795 the best thing you've ever done. 443 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,463 I just don't get it. 444 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,299 I mean, is he for real? 445 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,966 Yeah, he's for real. 446 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,402 He's very real. 447 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,905 Hey, read the sign: "No eating in the pool." 448 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,374 Jesus. 449 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,210 Look, I know it seems weird at first, okay? 450 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,412 I get it, you know? 451 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,414 But you just got to keep an open mind. 452 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,383 I tried, but I'm not even sure I understand 453 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,184 what he's teaching, you know? 454 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,421 Look, I'll make it real simple for you. 455 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:58,458 He's teaching you whatever it is you need to learn. 456 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,561 (sighs) I don't know. 457 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,796 Maybe this class just isn't for me. 458 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,197 Oh, Roger. 459 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,766 Look, honestly? 460 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,735 I felt the same way when I started, 461 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:13,072 but then, I took a good long, hard look in the mirror, 462 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,574 and you know what? 463 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,509 I didn't like what I saw. 464 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,311 What's he doing here? 465 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,849 I came to talk to Ian, Wally, not you. 466 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:23,716 (sighs) 467 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,518 Don't make this weird, Roger. 468 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,087 It's over between us; I've moved on. 469 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,656 Well, I've also moved on. 470 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,824 (chuckling): I mean, no offense, but... 471 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,294 my life's been, like, ten times better ever since you left. 472 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,996 At least. 473 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,665 (scoffs) Yeah, right. 474 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,999 Whatever. 475 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,335 Get over it, asshole. 476 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,870 I am over it! 477 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,773 Loser. 478 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,475 I hate him. 479 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,844 Wow. 480 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,246 Roger, seriously. 481 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,983 If I were you... 482 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,118 I'd stay in the class. 483 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,720 You need it. 484 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,657 (whistle blowing) 485 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,528 MR. P: What does it take to be king of the jungle? 486 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:12,131 Do you have to be the fastest? 487 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,001 Or the strongest? 488 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,569 No. 489 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:21,541 Because do you know what the lion's most powerful weapon is? 490 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,643 It's his roar. 491 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:27,414 It's that roar that enables the lion 492 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,849 to take what is rightfully his. 493 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,251 Diego, stop scratching your nuts. 494 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,587 Sorry. 495 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,323 It's time you guys got your shit together. 496 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:41,428 I want to see some goddamn lions! 497 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,632 You see that? 498 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,901 You think a lion asks for his dinner? 499 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,403 He takes it! 500 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,072 What does he do? Let me hear you say it. 501 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,273 STUDENTS: He takes it. 502 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,975 Louder! STUDENTS: He takes it! 503 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,412 MR. P: Do you think a lion asks for a promotion? 504 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,080 STUDENTS: He takes it! 505 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,082 Does a lion wait for approval? 506 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,383 He takes it! 507 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,619 Right now, none of you are worth shit, 508 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,756 but starting tonight, we're going to shed our skin 509 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,258 and become something entirely new. 510 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,360 Forget your past lives, gentlemen. 511 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,631 From this point on, you're all lions. 512 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,475 Your next class is to begin at any place, 513 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,043 at any time, 514 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,579 so be ready. 515 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,080 (students talking quietly) 516 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,448 I'm not done. 517 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,416 This... 518 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,851 (beeping) is a beeper. 519 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,053 You will each be given one. 520 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,522 When your beeper goes off, 521 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,257 you will initiate a confrontation immediately. 522 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,694 If you fail 523 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,162 to follow these simple orders, 524 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,264 you will be expelled, 525 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,033 with no refund. 526 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,167 What? 527 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,204 How will you even know if we follow the orders? 528 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,641 Yeah. What are we, under surveillance or something? 529 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,275 Yeah. (laughter) 530 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,111 (laughing) 531 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,846 (laughter continues) 532 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,117 Yes. 533 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,585 Now, get the hell 534 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:15,555 out of here. 535 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,126 The kid's like, 16, 17 years old, you know. 536 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,160 Tap on the window. 537 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,929 (mock crying): "Officer, Officer, please, 538 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,764 "please, if I get one more ticket, 539 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,133 my dad's gonna kill me, all right?" 540 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,334 I say to him, 541 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,836 (mock crying): "Kid, please, if I don't 542 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,438 give you this ticket, I ain't gonna make my quota." 543 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:33,472 (laughter) 544 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,473 And he's... 545 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,975 (beeping) 546 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,343 He was mad. 547 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,179 (beeping continues) 548 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,852 What is he, a pimp now? 549 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,087 (laughter) 550 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:54,126 Give me a dollar; I want a Danish. 551 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,903 (vending machine rattling) 552 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,641 (beeping) 553 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,543 You know what? I'll take that. 554 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:13,345 (chuckling): No, whoa, whoa, Roger. 555 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,482 What the hell are you doing? 556 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:19,151 I always get the last Danish. 557 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,419 You know how it works. 558 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:21,387 Well, too bad. 559 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,489 I'm hungry. 560 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,491 (chuckles) 561 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:28,194 Roger... 562 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,363 I will kill you. 563 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,933 Give me back my cherry Danish. 564 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,468 Hey, is that the new Star magazine? 565 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,536 Thanks. 566 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,071 It's supposed to be a great issue. 567 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,239 (men chuckling) 568 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,841 (mocking laughter) 569 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,244 What, did you forget to take your medication this morning? 570 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:47,379 No, Zack. 571 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,615 (men chuckling) 572 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,782 You know what? 573 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:52,051 I have a little something called pride. 574 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,754 Remember that. 575 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,957 MAN: Ooh... 576 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,360 Who gets the last cherry Danish?! 577 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,461 Zack does! 578 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:03,596 Zack what?! 579 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,732 Zack gets the last cherry Danish! 580 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,501 (laughing): Yeah, that's right! 581 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,670 (laughter) 582 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:13,105 Yo, that's what I'm talking about! 583 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:17,109 (beeping) 584 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,545 * You got a reaction, didn't you? * 585 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:21,881 * You took a white orchid... 586 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,582 Evening, Mr. Schultz. 587 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,052 Time for dinner, all right? 588 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,755 (beeping) 589 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,959 * Something better than nothing is giving up * 590 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,062 * We all need to do something 591 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:40,266 * Try to keep the truth from showing up * 592 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,636 * How dare you 593 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,137 Give me that. 594 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:48,641 (screams) 595 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:52,679 * How old are you now, anyway? 596 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,015 Hey, keep it down, huh? 597 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,684 I'm trying to read the paper. 598 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,586 (both laughing) 599 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,656 What'd you just say, homey? 600 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,658 How would you like to die, man? 601 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,559 No, uh... 602 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,595 how would you like to die? 603 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:10,629 What?! 604 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,231 Hey, come on, man. 605 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,403 What the hell is he doing? 606 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,705 WOMAN: Honey... honey, I... 607 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,673 (woman screams) 608 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,408 * You took a white orchid... 609 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,811 Hey! 610 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,246 (tires screeching) 611 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,283 (birds chirping) 612 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,654 This is not cool. 613 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,324 Why would he bring us all the way out here? 614 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,626 All I know is, last night, 615 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,261 I tried getting tough with my roommate. 616 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,963 He kicked me out. 617 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,565 I had to sleep in a Kinko's. 618 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:49,601 Yeah, well, I stood up to a guy at my work, 619 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,070 and he gave me a swirly. 620 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,272 Hey, no way. I got a swirly, too. 621 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,341 Hey, I'm-I'm sorry. 622 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,744 What exactly is a swirly? 623 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,712 It's when someone dunks your head in the toilet 624 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:02,081 and then flushes it on your face. 625 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:05,551 Totally rocks your world, but not in the good way. 626 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,053 Oh. 627 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:09,922 I received one of those as well. 628 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,591 DR. P: "I'd like to move out of my mother's basement 629 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:15,061 and up into the main house." 630 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:18,865 Wow, you're shooting for the stars, aren't you, Walsh? 631 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:23,102 "My goal is to make another $3,000 a year." 632 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,771 Well, let me tell you something, Ernie. 633 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,739 This class is five grand-- you're already behind. 634 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:31,077 "I want my wife to stop abusing me." 635 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:35,014 Jesus Christ, Diego, you got to be shitting me. 636 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,884 I thought those questionnaires are supposed to be confidential. 637 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,120 News flash: 638 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,088 I lie. 639 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,624 Now, in those bags are 15 semiautomatic 640 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,393 high-powered paintball guns. 641 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,727 Pass them out. 642 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,696 You will trust no one. 643 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:53,365 It is time to kill or be killed. 644 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,934 Um, what are the teams? 645 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,369 There are no teams-- it's every man for himself. 646 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,704 No helmets? 647 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:01,173 No helmets, no goggles, 648 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,909 no nothing. 649 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,911 And if that's not enough, 650 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,980 somewhere out there in those woods, 651 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:10,416 Lesher's there, just waiting. 652 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,521 It says here to maintain a minimum distance 653 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,690 of 100 feet between shooter and target, though. 654 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,592 Oh! My God! 655 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,494 DR. P: Now, does anybody else 656 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,396 want to read their gun? 657 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,464 Huh? 658 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,465 Uh, when do we start? 659 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,067 Now. 660 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,803 (screams) 661 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:32,704 (screams) 662 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:33,806 (groans) 663 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,975 (gunshots, men groaning) 664 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,377 (groans) 665 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:39,511 He already shot me! 666 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,813 (groans) 667 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,916 Are you guys a bunch of retards? 668 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,484 Spread out! 669 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,853 (men shouting) 670 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:47,854 (groans) 671 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:50,389 (shouting, gunshots) 672 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,933 (gunshots) 673 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,880 (suspenseful, rhythmic theme playing) 674 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,817 (cooing) 675 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,854 (cooing) 676 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,399 (leaves rustling) 677 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,611 (birds chirping) 678 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,713 (chuckles) 679 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,181 (screams) 680 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,483 (high-pitched screaming) 681 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,463 * 682 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,888 * 683 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:34,893 (screams) 684 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,962 My eye! 685 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:36,929 (groaning loudly) 686 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,430 Walsh! 687 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,665 I'm sorry! My eye! 688 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:40,799 I'm so sorry! 689 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:42,534 It's okay! I'm here! 690 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,535 Oh, I'm so sorry. 691 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,971 Are you okay? 692 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:46,305 Gotcha. 693 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,142 Never trust anyone. 694 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,710 I thought we were friends. 695 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,679 You know what Dr. P says: 696 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,848 "Friends are just obstacles that stand between you 697 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,985 and success." 698 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,720 Touché. 699 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,289 DIEGO: Not so fast, gentlemen. 700 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,892 Looks like we got ourselves a situation. 701 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:09,828 What are we gonna do? 702 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:12,564 Every man for himself. 703 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,433 You know the rules. 704 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,008 LESHER: Well, well, well. 705 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,644 What do we have here? 706 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,945 (chuckles) 707 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,015 Looks like you three are in a pickle, doesn't it? 708 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,251 Throw your weapons down. 709 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:36,455 Now! 710 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,458 Eyes off me! 711 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:47,366 LESHER: Eeny, meeny, 712 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:49,601 miny, moe... 713 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:50,736 What you looking at, man? 714 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:54,240 Don't look at me. 715 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,076 (whispers): Dude, this is not cool. 716 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,244 No talking. 717 00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,811 Haven't you done enough to us already?! 718 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,480 LESHER: Oh, I don't know, ladies. 719 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,314 You know what? 720 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,183 It's gonna get a whole lot worse 721 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:07,219 before it gets any better-- understand that. 722 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,355 What more are you planning to do to us? 723 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,289 Who knows? 724 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,158 I just tend to go with the flow. 725 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,493 Let's just see where things take us. 726 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,694 (chuckling) 727 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,995 I tend to get very, 728 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,066 very creative in these type of situations. 729 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,602 Hey, Lesher. 730 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,307 I shot Lesher! 731 00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:29,441 Whoo! 732 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:33,112 * I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing * 733 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:36,682 * Till they got a hold of me * 734 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,520 * I opened doors for little, old ladies * 735 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,257 * I helped the blind to see 736 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:49,461 * No more Mr. Nice Guy... 737 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,763 Roger! 738 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,433 Whoo! 739 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,834 Hey, Roger. 740 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:56,968 Roger! 741 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:59,738 Dr. P wants to talk to you. 742 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,074 Alone. 743 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:12,584 You wanted to see me? 744 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,686 Congratulations. 745 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,123 You did well today. 746 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:18,690 I'm impressed. 747 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,593 Oh. Thank you. 748 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,594 Who knows? 749 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,763 Maybe one day, I'll teach the class. 750 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,570 What was your name again? 751 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,738 Roger. 752 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,005 Right. Roger. 753 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,408 So tell me, Roger, 754 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,911 why did you sign up for this class? 755 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,813 Well... 756 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,682 it's kind of complicated. 757 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,083 What's her name? 758 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,119 (chuckles softly) 759 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,755 Um... Amanda. 760 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,757 She lives in my building. 761 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,858 What does she do? 762 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,762 Well, she's Australian... 763 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,399 She works as an Australian? 764 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:02,601 No, uh... (chuckles) 765 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,002 Sorry, I'm kind of nervous. 766 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,036 That's okay. 767 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,405 Relax. It's all right. 768 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:10,476 Um, she's a grad student, and... 769 00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:13,212 she volunteers at an animal shelter. 770 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,314 Jesus, that's an easy takedown. 771 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,183 You don't even need me. 772 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,017 It's a slam dunk. 773 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,854 Well, nothing's ever a slam dunk for me. 774 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,928 Listen to me, Roger. 775 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,930 You did good today. 776 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,600 You became the hunter, 777 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,336 and you set your sights on Lesher. 778 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,439 Now you have to set your sights on her. 779 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:46,912 Roger, there are two types of men in this world: 780 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:49,548 those who run shit, like me, 781 00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:52,818 and those who eat shit, like you. 782 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,925 ROGER: I don't think I could sleep tonight. 783 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:01,227 I'm too pumped. 784 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:06,064 I'll sleep, but not until well after midnight. 785 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:10,068 You know, I think maybe we're all turning a corner here. 786 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,937 I know you are; you're his golden boy. 787 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:15,274 Yeah. What were you guys talking about for so long? 788 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,309 Just stuff. 789 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:18,944 Dr. P is a pretty cool guy. 790 00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:20,512 For the first time in my life, 791 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,548 I actually feel like I have a shot. 792 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,182 Things are going to change. 793 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,251 I can feel it. 794 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,685 I know what I'm going to do. 795 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,688 I'm going to leave that bitch. 796 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,491 I'm going to walk out the door and start over. 797 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,859 I don't care if she is my mother, 798 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,361 there's a million other basements in this city 799 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,596 that I can live in. 800 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,901 I'm a good man, and I 801 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,636 deserve respect. 802 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:49,875 If they won't give it to me... 803 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,643 then I'm going to take it. 804 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:55,281 I'm ready to live the life that I deserve. 805 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:57,215 The life we deserve. 806 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,518 ALL: To the life we deserve! 807 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,219 Whoo! 808 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,923 I'm gonna need another beer. 809 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:07,726 (sighs) 810 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:08,994 All right. 811 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,297 Time to start running things. 812 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,631 (exhales) 813 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:18,437 Got to take what's yours. 814 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,872 Life is my bitch. 815 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,508 I'm gonna be a lion. 816 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:26,011 A lion with balls-- lots of balls. 817 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,413 What are you doing? 818 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,015 Uh, nothing. 819 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,450 I was just about to knock. 820 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,786 I heard you say "balls," like, ten times. 821 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:39,157 (panting): Um, can I please speak with Amanda? 822 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,827 Why are you breathing so hard? 823 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,296 Ugh! It's gross. 824 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,064 Could you please just get her? 825 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,833 (groans) 826 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:48,634 Amanda, 827 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,068 Roger's here, and apparently, 828 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:53,038 that's more important than an international call 829 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,006 to your parents. 830 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,274 AMANDA: Yeah, all right. 831 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,076 All right, we'll talk later. 832 00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,811 Love you. Bye. 833 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:00,612 Hi. 834 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,948 (panting): Hi. Um, so... 835 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,350 Are you okay? 836 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:07,586 Yeah. I'm... fine. I'm... 837 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,921 (echoing): So I was just wondering, um... 838 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:10,922 if you... 839 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,291 have... 840 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,360 (echoing): What's wrong? 841 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,796 (heavy panting) 842 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,598 Roger! 843 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,234 (Roger exhales) 844 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,870 Sure you're okay? 845 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,505 ROGER: Yeah. I'm fine. 846 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:29,207 I just pass out sometimes. 847 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,208 Happens, you know? 848 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,111 (laughs): Nice picture. 849 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:34,312 That's perfect. 850 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,347 Is that my wallet? 851 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,483 What kind of license is this? 852 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:40,352 I-It's a C-1. 853 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:43,154 It's mandatory for operating a parking rover. 854 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,456 C-Can I please have it back? 855 00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:45,791 That is sad. 856 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,593 Becky, please. 857 00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:50,829 Can I get you some water or something? 858 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,030 No. You know what? 859 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,699 I really should get going. 860 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,568 You guys have done so much for me, and... 861 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,605 I... I don't want to be a bother anymore, you know? 862 00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,339 Yeah, but are you still dizzy? 863 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,941 I-I don't want you to take another fall. 864 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,411 (chuckles): No. I'm so used to it. 865 00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:07,178 It happens so often. 866 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:11,617 Um... Um, but... 867 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:15,421 there's this thing I wanted to ask you. 868 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,856 Um... do you want to go 869 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:21,527 have dinner Friday night with me? 870 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,762 Well, that depends-- if we go out, 871 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:26,297 are you gonna face the door the whole night, or...? 872 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:29,535 (chuckles softly) 873 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:34,740 No. I can face you. 874 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:38,076 Then, yeah, Friday it is. 875 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,445 Really? 876 00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:41,079 Are you sure? 877 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:42,881 Want to talk me out of it? 878 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:43,882 No... 879 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:44,883 (both chuckle) 880 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,118 You're right, I-I should get going. 881 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,987 Thank... thank you so much. 882 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,021 (chuckling): Yeah, okay. 883 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,222 Um... thank you. 884 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,991 All right. 885 00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:54,192 Th-Thank you so much. 886 00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:56,495 Bye. 887 00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,467 This, um... 888 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:02,934 wine is really good. 889 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,904 (deep voice): Mine is very tasty, too. 890 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,807 Good. 891 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:11,076 So where did you say you were from again? 892 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,043 (wolf whistling) 893 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,646 (men laughing) 894 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:17,382 Keep whistling, I'm gonna bite those lips 895 00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,317 right off your goddamn face. 896 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:20,919 Sorry. 897 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:21,787 Cindy, 898 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,955 stay in the moment, honey, okay? 899 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:27,292 (higher voice): I'm sorry, what was that? 900 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,294 I really like your hair. It's... 901 00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:30,829 (imitates buzzer) Wrong answer. 902 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,931 (laughter) 903 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,666 Excellent. 904 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:38,937 Okay, now who can tell me what Eli did wrong? 905 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,640 Walsh. 906 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,074 He complimented her. 907 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:44,375 Correct. 908 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,711 He complimented her. 909 00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:48,113 Which is one of our rules: 910 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,548 no compliments ever. 911 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,416 Okay, let's review. 912 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,318 MEN: "Always get the girl alone." 913 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:56,087 We work one-on- one, people. 914 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,156 You separate the prey from the herd. 915 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,257 Next. 916 00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:01,092 MEN: "Lie, lie, lie some more." 917 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:03,461 Yes, until you have 918 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,831 something real to offer, you lie. 919 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,699 You lie about everything. 920 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,268 Yes. 921 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,837 What if you're looking for, 922 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,705 like, you know, a real girlfriend? 923 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,207 Can we please just get everyone laid first? 924 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,576 I swear, if one of you 925 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,845 gets an handjob out of this, I'm a miracle worker. 926 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:22,180 Okay, Cindy's ready for another date. Who's up? 927 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:25,283 LESHER: Come on, faggots! 928 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:26,718 Who's next? 929 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,321 AMANDA: Yeah, you know how it is. 930 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,890 I think I can do some good, 931 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:34,392 maybe volunteer for five hours a week. 932 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:35,661 And then, all of a sudden, 933 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,763 it's a full-time job, making exactly 934 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:39,998 zero dollars a year. (chuckles) 935 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,300 Ah, I'm sorry. 936 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,234 I'm babbling. 937 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,536 Shut up. (chuckles) 938 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,071 No, no, it's okay. 939 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:49,808 It's so funny-- I-I parallel those values. 940 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:50,909 Sorry? 941 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:54,279 Oh, I mean, that's something we have in common. 942 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:56,281 You complain a lot? (laughs) 943 00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,348 No, I mean... 944 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,685 the, um, volunteering. 945 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:02,020 I volunteer at the Big Brothers program. 946 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,288 Ah, no way. 947 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:07,893 Yeah, in fact, I'm kind of the top brother at the place. 948 00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:10,261 All the kids look up to me-- it's pretty cute. 949 00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:11,963 That's great, Roger. 950 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,133 My brother could have used someone like you growing up. 951 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,835 Really? 952 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,469 Yeah, uh, it's just... 953 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:21,573 my father walked out on us when we were little, and, you know, 954 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,308 it was especially hard on him. 955 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,475 Right, 956 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,011 right, right, right. 957 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:29,781 Yeah, I can relate to that in a big way. 958 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,918 You can? 959 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,887 Yeah. 960 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,455 Um... 961 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:42,060 'cause, you know, my... my father walked out on us, too. 962 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,663 Wow. 963 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:50,135 Hey, you okay? 964 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,469 Huh? 965 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:54,539 Oh, um... yeah. 966 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:57,609 I'm fine. 967 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:58,777 Yech. 968 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,612 Yuck... (laughs) 969 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:01,680 What? Can't look. 970 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,881 That. It's the worst. 971 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,149 Who wants to see your dinner... 972 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,518 alive ten minutes before you're gonna eat it? 973 00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:08,954 It's gross. 974 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:09,721 Huh. 975 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,589 You know what they say? 976 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,824 That when you boil lobsters, 977 00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:15,293 you can actually hear them scream. 978 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,195 How sad is that? 979 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,200 (rock intro plays) 980 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:31,276 * Set me free, little girl 981 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:36,214 * All you got to do is set me free, little girl * 982 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,583 * You know you can do it if you try * 983 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,852 * All you got to do is set me free * 984 00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:43,121 * Free, free 985 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:43,955 What's up? 986 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:48,059 * Set me free, little girl 987 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:51,562 * All you got to do is set me free, little girl * 988 00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:54,365 * You know you can do it if you try * 989 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,534 * All you got to do is 990 00:43:56,534 --> 00:43:58,837 * Set me free, free 991 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,371 * Free, free 992 00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:01,539 We got to go. 993 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:02,640 Why? What happened? 994 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,109 Nothing. Get your coat. 995 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:08,313 * Set me free 996 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,215 Taxi! 997 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:11,249 (tires screeching) 998 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,285 * Oh, set me free, little girl... * 999 00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:16,888 Ah, the East River. 1000 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,457 Every lobster's dream. 1001 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:21,827 Go north, little man. 1002 00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:25,563 It's only 400 miles to Maine. 1003 00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:27,065 (laughing) 1004 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,066 What? 1005 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,100 Just you. 1006 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,036 Careful. 1007 00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:33,238 You're supposed to be my shy neighbor. 1008 00:44:33,238 --> 00:44:35,373 Since when do you do things like this? 1009 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,042 Since always. 1010 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:39,444 You just never really knew me. 1011 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,047 Yeah, I guess I didn't. 1012 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,182 (chuckles) 1013 00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:53,825 Wow. 1014 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:56,261 My head's spinning. 1015 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:58,596 You're not gonna pass out on me again, are you? 1016 00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:00,665 (chuckles) 1017 00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:02,834 No. Seriously. 1018 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:05,236 Everything's spinning. 1019 00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:08,306 I might be allergic to some of those weeds. 1020 00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:10,208 I feel a little dizzy. 1021 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,744 Uh, maybe you're just a little drunk. 1022 00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:14,579 No. (chuckling) 1023 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,748 That couldn't be it. 1024 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,116 Oh, my God. 1025 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,251 Have you ever been drunk before? 1026 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,519 (scoffs) 1027 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:24,756 Please. Are you kidding me? 1028 00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:27,558 Try, like, every weekend, ever since I was 11. 1029 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,459 (groans) 1030 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,461 Whoa, whoa! (laughs) 1031 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,964 (whispers): Okay. 1032 00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:34,265 Keys. Can I have... 1033 00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:35,100 Hey, hey. 1034 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:36,401 Can I have the keys, please? 1035 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,936 Come on, come on. 1036 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,905 Nice. Thank you. 1037 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,541 Ow! 1038 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:45,210 Ow, ow! 1039 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,377 (groaning) 1040 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,846 Okay, okay. 1041 00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,315 (giggling) 1042 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,417 Yes, bed! 1043 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,252 (both sigh) 1044 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,286 (giggling) 1045 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:56,454 We made it. 1046 00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:57,789 Yes! 1047 00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,425 Thank you so much for coming. 1048 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,392 Can I get you anything? 1049 00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:02,660 (chuckling): No, I'm okay, I'm okay. 1050 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,995 You sleep. 1051 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:07,298 (exhales) 1052 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,599 Oh, man. 1053 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,301 Hey. Hey. 1054 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,937 Look into my eyes. 1055 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:13,905 We're not spinning, okay? 1056 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:17,575 (whispering): We're very, very still. 1057 00:46:17,575 --> 00:46:19,911 Yeah. 1058 00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,047 (chuckles softly) 1059 00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:27,485 I have a question. 1060 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,854 Do you think I'm a lion? 1061 00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:30,355 What? 1062 00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:32,657 Do you think I'm a lion? You know... 1063 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:33,558 (imitates roar) 1064 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,626 (chuckles) Um... 1065 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,695 do you want to be a lion? 1066 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:40,365 Yes. 1067 00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:41,666 Very much. 1068 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:45,436 Then, yes, you are a lion. 1069 00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:47,538 Now go to sleep. 1070 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,542 I had a nice time tonight. 1071 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:54,846 Hey, Amanda. 1072 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,982 (chuckles) 1073 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:59,717 I totally love you. 1074 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:02,320 Okay, that's nice. 1075 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,589 Good night. 1076 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:07,292 (hip-hop music playing) 1077 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:10,361 * Yo, yo, the dog is here 1078 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,066 * Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? * 1079 00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:16,902 * Have that (growls) in the cut * 1080 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,436 * Where the wood at? 1081 00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,638 * All them (barks) acting up, where the wolves at? * 1082 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,874 * You better bust that if you gonna pull that * 1083 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:24,209 * Where the hood 1084 00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:25,843 * Where the hood, where the hood at? * 1085 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,612 * Have that (growls) in the cut * 1086 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,147 * Where the wood at? 1087 00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,049 * Oh, them (barks) acting up, where the wolves at? * 1088 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,952 * You better bust that if you gonna pull that * 1089 00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,087 * Yo, yo, yo, yo-yo, yo-yo 1090 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:39,157 * Yo-yo, yo, yo-yo 1091 00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:40,992 * Don't know what it's gonna be * 1092 00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:43,761 * Messing with a dog like me, D to the M * 1093 00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,763 * To the X, last I heard 1094 00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:48,066 Hell you doing here, boy? 1095 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:49,634 (explosive pop, air hissing) 1096 00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,970 Oh, hell, no! 1097 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:53,738 (men clamoring) 1098 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:54,872 Those are my sneakers. 1099 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,975 What? 1100 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:59,244 My standard-issue New Balances. 1101 00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:02,280 You're wearing them, and I want them back. 1102 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,414 Whoa, whoa. 1103 00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:04,449 Look, I got this. 1104 00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:06,517 Nah, nah, I'm getting him. I got this. 1105 00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:07,818 I got this. 1106 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,654 You got to shoot him, right? 1107 00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:11,222 You're right. My bad. 1108 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,024 How about instead of your shoes, 1109 00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:16,461 I give you a standard- issue beat-down 1110 00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,729 in front of all these nice people, huh? 1111 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:19,730 (chuckles) 1112 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,999 The boy done slipped 1113 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,868 and fell into a pile of ass-whupping, y'all. 1114 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,070 You're not understanding me. 1115 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,272 Nobody steals my sneakers. 1116 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:28,373 (laughter) 1117 00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:30,775 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on a minute. 1118 00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:33,144 Did you say he stole your shoes? 1119 00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,081 Yes, ma'am. 1120 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:39,217 You told me you won those shoes at a raffle. 1121 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,151 I-I did. 1122 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:41,352 It was a different kind of raffle. 1123 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,653 Wasn't nobody else there but me. 1124 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:43,688 You're lying. 1125 00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:44,889 Give him back his damn shoes 1126 00:48:44,889 --> 00:48:47,025 before I beat the black off you. 1127 00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:48,259 (laughter) 1128 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,660 Mama, not in front of all my people... 1129 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:50,628 Shut up. 1130 00:48:50,628 --> 00:48:51,729 (laughter) 1131 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,966 Don't make me start praying, boy. 1132 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,367 What the hell you want to wear 1133 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,703 meter maid shoes for anyhow? 1134 00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,638 Don't you have any self-respect? 1135 00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:01,706 Lawrence was there, too. 1136 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:02,673 He shot... 1137 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:03,708 Get your behinds home now. 1138 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:04,842 Ms. Washington... 1139 00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:05,843 Now! 1140 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:08,546 MAN: Yo, that's embarrassing. 1141 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,316 MAN 2: Punked out. Yo, B. 1142 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:21,392 (suspenseful, rhythmic melody playing) 1143 00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,877 Excuse me, do you work here? 1144 00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:41,246 Sorry? 1145 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,384 I told you-- the man's a genius. 1146 00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:47,552 He is. 1147 00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:49,387 What a sweet guy, too. 1148 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,089 I know, right? 1149 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:53,091 So let me ask you: 1150 00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,859 who's the guy this semester? 1151 00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:56,194 What do you mean? 1152 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,163 You know, who's the guy who's doing really well? 1153 00:49:58,163 --> 00:50:00,165 Who's the standout? 1154 00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:02,200 Well, not to brag, but... 1155 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,869 it's probably me; you know, I... 1156 00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:06,704 had a lot of luck in the classes, 1157 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:09,207 and, uh, done pretty well in the field. 1158 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:11,542 Are you kidding? 1159 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:14,512 No. Why? 1160 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,881 What's wrong? 1161 00:50:16,881 --> 00:50:20,118 Look, man, Dr. P is cool, but... 1162 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,552 he's also extremely competitive. 1163 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,488 I mean, he doesn't like showboats. 1164 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:25,123 Relax. 1165 00:50:25,123 --> 00:50:27,392 He's totally taken me under his wing. 1166 00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:31,429 Oh, dude, you don't... 1167 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:33,331 All right, there was this guy in my class; 1168 00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:35,466 his name was Lonnie Ratcliff. All right? 1169 00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:38,803 He was, he was a quick learner, he was made for this stuff. 1170 00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:41,206 But he got too good, too fast. 1171 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:44,375 Dr. P saw this and just destroyed him. 1172 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,212 I mean, crushed his whole world. 1173 00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:50,948 Poor guy ended up having to move to Peekskill or some shit. 1174 00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:53,484 Why would he do that? 1175 00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:55,019 I don't know. 1176 00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:57,122 Love of the game. 1177 00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,324 Keeps him sharp. 1178 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:02,260 Just be careful, all right? 1179 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,328 Tone it down a bit. 1180 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:04,762 Try to stay in the background. 1181 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:07,898 I mean, that's what I do. 1182 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,867 And look at me, dude. 1183 00:51:09,867 --> 00:51:11,068 (chuckles softly) 1184 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,703 I'm awesome. 1185 00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:17,908 God, it's so good to talk to someone about books. 1186 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,779 I feel like all my friends want to do is talk about bad TV. 1187 00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:23,848 (both laughing) 1188 00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,850 I know exactly what you mean. 1189 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,253 Well, this has been great, Dennis. 1190 00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:29,820 Oh, do I call you "Doctor"? 1191 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,122 Oh, no, please. 1192 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,224 I-I hear "Doctor" all day long in surgery, 1193 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,126 so "Dennis" is fine. 1194 00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:40,631 What? 1195 00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,632 (laughs) 1196 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:42,867 I don't know. 1197 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,203 It's just, the way you squint when you're nervous, 1198 00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,905 it just reminds me of Sarah, that's all. 1199 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:50,241 Who's Sarah? 1200 00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,642 Well, Sarah's my wife. 1201 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:54,345 Um, she passed away three years ago. 1202 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:57,715 (sighs) 1203 00:51:57,715 --> 00:51:58,883 God, I'm... 1204 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:01,352 I'm so sorry. That's awful. 1205 00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:04,755 Oh, no, sorry is something she never wanted to feel. 1206 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,058 And she would hate it if she thought 1207 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:09,294 I was feeling sorry for myself. 1208 00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:12,096 It's just so hard. 1209 00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,664 How do you deal with it? 1210 00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:14,832 What do you do? 1211 00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,168 Throw myself into my work. 1212 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:22,139 Every time I start feeling lonely or... 1213 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:25,176 bad for myself, you know, 1214 00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,845 I-I look into the eyes 1215 00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:30,147 of those little sick children... 1216 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:35,085 ...and it... 1217 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:37,121 everything else goes away. 1218 00:52:37,121 --> 00:52:39,790 It's, um... 1219 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,826 pretty sobering. 1220 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:45,330 (Fiona Apple's "Sleep to Dream" playing faintly inside) 1221 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:50,801 What? 1222 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,237 Uh, hey, Becky. 1223 00:52:52,237 --> 00:52:53,238 Is Amanda here? 1224 00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:55,206 I brought her something. 1225 00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:56,341 What is it? 1226 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,543 I got her some tickets to a play. 1227 00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:00,110 What play? 1228 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,947 "Movin' Out," the Billy Joel musical. 1229 00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:05,683 "Moving Out" is not a play. 1230 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:07,051 (snickering) 1231 00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:09,086 Fine. What would you call it? 1232 00:53:09,086 --> 00:53:10,488 I don't know. 1233 00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:12,122 A gay? 1234 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:13,224 Whatever. 1235 00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,693 Look, when is she coming back? 1236 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,827 (sputters) 1237 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,696 It's hard to say. 1238 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,699 She's out with this guy she just met. 1239 00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:27,071 Well, do you know where they are? 1240 00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:29,474 Why would I tell you where they are? 1241 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,108 So you can go find her 1242 00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:33,678 and murder her and shoot him 1243 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:36,447 and then eat them and stab yourself, Dahmer? 1244 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:38,549 I just want to talk to her. 1245 00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:42,920 Fine. Give me the flowers. 1246 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:48,092 Nicely! 1247 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:50,227 (sighs) 1248 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,197 Hi, Becky. I got you some flowers. 1249 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,533 Oh! 1250 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,471 And the tickets. 1251 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,340 Uh, hey, Dr. P, it's Roger. 1252 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,309 Sorry to be calling you off hours, 1253 00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:05,743 but I kind of have a situation. 1254 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,678 I think Amanda's seeing someone else, 1255 00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:09,780 and I'm just looking for some last minute advice. 1256 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:12,317 I mean, should I jump in and confront the guy, 1257 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:13,818 showing off my animal side, 1258 00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:16,954 or, I don't know, maybe should I manipulate the situ... 1259 00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:30,401 (quiet, gentle acoustic melody playing) 1260 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:39,009 (both laughing) 1261 00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:52,957 * 1262 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,202 What the hell's going on? 1263 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,071 What are you doing in here? 1264 00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:08,706 I saw you with Amanda, 1265 00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:11,008 and I want to know what's going on. 1266 00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,678 It's called competition. It'll do wonders for you. 1267 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:16,447 I have plenty of competition in my life, okay? 1268 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:17,848 It's hard enough. 1269 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,350 Every once in a while, 1270 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:21,452 a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the herd 1271 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:22,720 and challenge him. 1272 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,122 It let's the man know he's worthy of leading. 1273 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,323 Well, you know what? 1274 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,825 I don't want to be a shepherd anymore. 1275 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:29,927 You're not the shepherd, dumb ass. 1276 00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:31,095 I'm the shepherd. 1277 00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:33,731 It's called an analogy, moron. 1278 00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:36,467 Look, you don't understand. 1279 00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:39,737 Everything was going so well between us. 1280 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,238 Oh, clearly. 1281 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:42,640 I'm sure you're just days away 1282 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,575 from adopting a Chinese kid together. 1283 00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:46,844 It's not that difficult. 1284 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:50,214 Use what you've learned and defeat me. 1285 00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:54,118 If you can't do that, you know, you don't deserve her anyway. 1286 00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:56,521 I paid you for this class. 1287 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,355 And you're getting your money's worth. 1288 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,190 Game on, Roger. 1289 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,559 As far as Amanda knows, 1290 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:04,629 my name is Dennis and I'm a successful surgeon. 1291 00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:07,932 You are a successful meter maid. 1292 00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:10,367 So may the best man win. 1293 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,802 (grunting) 1294 00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:13,638 AMANDA: This is really an amazing club. 1295 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,673 Thanks for bringing us here. 1296 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,241 Well, just take it easy on me. 1297 00:56:17,241 --> 00:56:19,744 These aren't the knees of a spring chicken, you know? 1298 00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:21,546 Please, that sounds like a setup, mister. 1299 00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:23,080 Well, at least leave the hands alone, 1300 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,249 because I'm in surgery all day tomorrow, okay? 1301 00:56:25,249 --> 00:56:26,717 Deal. 1302 00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,388 What are those? 1303 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,290 Oh, those are, uh, frozen lemon towelettes. 1304 00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:35,125 They tend to overdo it here. 1305 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,494 AMANDA: Just a little. 1306 00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,496 Could you pass me one of those lemon towelettes? 1307 00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:40,498 Roger, hey. What are you doing here? 1308 00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:42,933 Well, you know, I thought I'd drop by, 1309 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,234 hit a few balls. 1310 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,170 Is this your dad? 1311 00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:48,038 What? No. (chuckles) 1312 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,406 No, this is Dennis. 1313 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,975 Dennis, um, is a friend of mine. 1314 00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:53,844 This is Roger. He lives in my building. 1315 00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:54,812 Hey, Roger. 1316 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:57,915 Nice to meet you. Hello, sir. 1317 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,784 Dahmer plays tennis? 1318 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:01,318 I got to see Dahmer play tennis. 1319 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,788 Oh, you know, I've been known to mess around a bit. 1320 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,723 I have an idea-- why don't we play doubles? 1321 00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:07,291 Yeah. Absolutely. 1322 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,559 Play girls against guys. Are you sure? 1323 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, it's be fun. 1324 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:11,462 Now, I don't want to be an intrusion. 1325 00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:13,197 AMANDA: No, no. Come on, join us. 1326 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,566 Oh... okay, great 1327 00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:18,736 Nice one. 1328 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,037 I loved the dad comment. 1329 00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:24,074 There's more where that came from... Dennis. 1330 00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,212 (shoes squeaking) 1331 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,486 All right, let's go, Billie Jean. 1332 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:37,087 Let's see what you've got. 1333 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,864 First fault. Sorry. 1334 00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:47,698 That sucked. 1335 00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:49,266 All right, hey. 1336 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,267 It sucks. 1337 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,036 Be careful, Dennis. 1338 00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:01,311 (grunts) 1339 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:04,649 Ooh, sorry. Double fault. 1340 00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:05,750 You all right, Dennis? 1341 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,085 Oh, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 1342 00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:10,120 DENNIS: Love-15. 1343 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,490 Watch your ass, Roger. 1344 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,059 Ooh, nervous. 1345 00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:16,260 Yeah. 1346 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:29,139 (grunting) 1347 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:32,076 Oh, my God. Dennis. 1348 00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,578 Oh, man. I am so sorry. 1349 00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,112 I thought I had it. 1350 00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:36,581 You want to take a break? 1351 00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:39,617 That's cool. It happens. 1352 00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:43,053 Roger, can I talk to you for a second? 1353 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:44,722 Yeah. 1354 00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:47,057 Everything all right? 1355 00:58:47,057 --> 00:58:48,125 Yeah, of course. 1356 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,094 That was a mistake. Sorry about that. 1357 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:52,997 You know, Dennis and I are just friends. 1358 00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:55,065 Yeah, I understand. That's cool. 1359 00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:59,604 Okay. So this isn't a jealousy thing? 1360 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,572 Amanda, I'm fine. 1361 00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,474 You can be friends with whoever you want. 1362 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:06,543 Okay, just checking. 1363 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,779 But he is kind of old. 1364 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:10,915 He's a widower; be nice. 1365 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,556 AMANDA: Sure you're okay, Dennis? 1366 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,926 Oh, yeah, I'm fine; fine. 1367 00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:29,734 You know, actually, I think I'm gonna stand back here. 1368 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:34,171 Sorry about that. 1369 00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:35,773 Brand-new racket. 1370 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,042 Still getting used to it. 1371 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,610 It's all right. 1372 00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:42,179 No problem, Roger. 1373 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:55,325 (amplified thudding) 1374 00:59:55,325 --> 01:00:00,297 (suspenseful theme plays) 1375 01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,903 Ow! Roger! 1376 01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,773 Do you have a problem with me? 1377 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,174 Yeah, a big problem. Hey... 1378 01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:13,844 (grunting) Hey! Hey! Hey! You guys! 1379 01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:16,480 Stop it! Break it up! (grunting) 1380 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,184 Roger, get off him. Get off him! 1381 01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:23,988 Listen. 1382 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:27,692 I know what's going on, and I think it's awful, okay? 1383 01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:29,226 I am sorry, Dennis. 1384 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,561 You don't deserve to be treated this way. 1385 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:33,864 It's okay, sweetie, it's not your fault. 1386 01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,736 You owe him an apology. 1387 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:45,342 Ow! 1388 01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:47,211 Dennis! Oh, my...! 1389 01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,379 Becky, get some help. 1390 01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:50,414 Totally unnecessary. 1391 01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:51,749 Deep breath. 1392 01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:55,485 Did you really tackle him? 1393 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:56,687 He challenged me. 1394 01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:58,322 He threw down his racket. 1395 01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,389 Is he okay? 1396 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:00,457 What?! 1397 01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,326 Dr. P-- did you hurt him? 1398 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:03,961 No, he's fine. 1399 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,130 It makes no sense. 1400 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:08,098 I mean, Dr. P could have any woman in the world, 1401 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,700 why would he go after your girl? 1402 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,035 Because he's sick. 1403 01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,237 He thinks this whole thing is a game. 1404 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:14,404 I don't know. 1405 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,573 You know, ever since I started taking this class, 1406 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,242 things have been going pretty well. 1407 01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:19,710 It's like Dr. P says-- 1408 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:21,611 I want the tit. 1409 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,047 It's true, we all do. 1410 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:27,284 I've got two chicks back at my place who think I'm Moby. 1411 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:28,953 Not to mention, Dr. P 1412 01:01:28,953 --> 01:01:31,588 is one of the smartest people in the world. 1413 01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:33,858 I mean, if he wants to go out with Amanda, 1414 01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:34,925 maybe it's for the best. 1415 01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:36,493 What are you talking about? 1416 01:01:36,493 --> 01:01:40,164 You don't really have a lot of choices, do you, Rog? 1417 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,567 I'm just gonna tell her. 1418 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:46,570 What are you going to tell her? 1419 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,072 Everything-- I'm gonna tell her 1420 01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:49,774 who he is, tell her about the class... 1421 01:01:49,774 --> 01:01:51,842 The class is top secret, Roger. 1422 01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,143 You know that. 1423 01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:55,412 Besides, Lesher might rape you. 1424 01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:57,147 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait. 1425 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:58,949 Wait, what are you talking about, Eli? 1426 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:00,617 Why would you even say 1427 01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:01,886 something like that, Eli? 1428 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:05,923 It's just an idea of something bad 1429 01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:07,691 that might happen. 1430 01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:09,693 ROGER: Look, you guys don't get it. 1431 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:11,128 I don't want him near her. 1432 01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:13,497 This isn't even about me anymore. 1433 01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:19,770 What was that about, huh? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1434 01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:21,405 Why would you even bring that up? I'm sorry. 1435 01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,907 Use your brain. 1436 01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:24,341 I s-slipped up. 1437 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,110 Not cool, dude. 1438 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:29,847 Okay. As far as I'm concerned, this meeting never happened. 1439 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:30,848 Got it? Yeah. 1440 01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:32,249 Great. Okay. 1441 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:35,052 BECKY: I knew he was a psycho from day one. 1442 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,821 You know, because I get a sense from people, 1443 01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:39,723 and he had an energy that was just, 1444 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:42,226 it was so... 1445 01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:43,928 like, loser-ish. 1446 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:45,029 OFFICER: Yeah. 1447 01:02:45,029 --> 01:02:46,730 Is there any other sense you got? 1448 01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:49,934 Wow, this guy is a piece of work, huh? 1449 01:02:49,934 --> 01:02:52,402 Yeah, I found this on my nightstand. 1450 01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:54,805 This is creepy. 1451 01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,140 I've got to tell you, 1452 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:58,675 there's no doubt in my mind you will be murdered. 1453 01:02:58,675 --> 01:02:59,743 Are you serious? 1454 01:02:59,743 --> 01:03:01,846 Yeah. 1455 01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:04,381 Oh, my God. 1456 01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:05,549 Hey, partner. 1457 01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:07,818 Check it out. 1458 01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,586 Excuse me. 1459 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:11,588 Here you go-- one chamomile tea. 1460 01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:13,323 Thanks, Dennis. 1461 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,459 Don't worry-- everything's going to be okay. 1462 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:16,426 I'm here. 1463 01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:18,362 I know. 1464 01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:20,898 OFFICER: I just have a few more questions. 1465 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:23,333 Is anything missing? 1466 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,168 Yeah. 1467 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:27,037 Kind of embarrassing, but... 1468 01:03:27,037 --> 01:03:28,638 all of my underwear is gone. 1469 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,407 Oh. 1470 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,209 Well, first of all, don't be embarrassed. 1471 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:33,343 It happens. 1472 01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:36,080 Uh, secondly, um... (clears throat) 1473 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,982 can you, uh, describe them for me? 1474 01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:41,118 Um... you know, were they thongs, 1475 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,620 Dutch cuts, full backs...? 1476 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,688 Is that really necessary? 1477 01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,323 I could describe mine. 1478 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,758 Um, oh, wait, I don't wear any. 1479 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,460 What's going on? 1480 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,596 Just keep your hands where I can see them, sir. 1481 01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:53,597 Wait, what happened? 1482 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:54,731 What are you guys doing here? 1483 01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:56,133 They're policemen. What do you think 1484 01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,701 they're doing here? What? 1485 01:03:57,701 --> 01:03:59,236 Come on, Roger, we know you broke in. 1486 01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:00,670 Look at this. Wait, hold on. 1487 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:01,939 I know these guys. They're not cops. 1488 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:03,473 All right, buddy, come on. Ow! 1489 01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:04,608 What are you doing? Ernie? 1490 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:06,010 ERNIE: Just try to stay calm, sir. 1491 01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:08,245 Look, I did not do this. 1492 01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:10,414 I would never do this. You know that. 1493 01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:11,949 I was weak, all right? 1494 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,651 I wasn't happy with who I was, so I took a class... 1495 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,353 from him. 1496 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,354 (both chuckle) 1497 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,322 From Dennis?! 1498 01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:20,557 His name's not Dennis, it's Dr. P. 1499 01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:21,725 Textbook paranoid behavior. 1500 01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:22,927 I've seen it a million times. 1501 01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,428 ROGER: You guys, come on, tell her. 1502 01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:25,762 AMANDA: Dewey, it's okay, baby. 1503 01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:27,564 Go back to your room, honey. 1504 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:29,533 Oh, he's probably scared. 1505 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:31,435 (whimpering) 1506 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:32,836 AMANDA: Dewey? 1507 01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,104 Oh, my God. 1508 01:04:34,104 --> 01:04:35,940 Sweetheart, what did they do to you? 1509 01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:38,976 Okay, who the hell painted the goddamn dog? 1510 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:41,045 Pretty awesome, right? No, not awesome. 1511 01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:43,380 Jesus fucking Christ. AMANDA: Do you have any idea 1512 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,682 what this dog's been through? Amanda, I didn't do that! 1513 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:46,650 Let's go, buddy. 1514 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:47,817 No, I'm not going! 1515 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:48,885 AMANDA: Oh, my God. 1516 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,120 All right, calm down. Easy. 1517 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,155 Nice and easy, sir. Come on down. 1518 01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:52,189 I got you. Stay back. 1519 01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:53,657 Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 1520 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:54,858 Okay, I got him! I got him! 1521 01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:56,060 (Amanda screams) 1522 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:58,262 (all shouting) 1523 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:01,098 AMANDA: Oh! 1524 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,067 (dog whimpers) 1525 01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:04,401 (elevator bell dings) 1526 01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:09,739 Hey, Roger, uh, what do you think of the uniforms? 1527 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,441 Pretty authentic, huh? 1528 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:12,476 (chuckling) 1529 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,979 I thought you guys were my friends. 1530 01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:16,413 Whatever, man. 1531 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:17,314 (chuckles) 1532 01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:19,716 I guess we all can't be lions. 1533 01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:21,218 Yeah, at this point, uh, 1534 01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,387 I'd say you're more like a... 1535 01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:24,454 like an emu. 1536 01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:25,722 (laughter) 1537 01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:27,224 Good one, Ernie-- emu. 1538 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:31,028 Hey, uh, hey, emu, check it out. 1539 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:33,697 (laughter) 1540 01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:34,698 (grunting) 1541 01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:36,166 Ow! 1542 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:37,667 This stuff is awesome. 1543 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,436 (coughing) 1544 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,770 (coughing) 1545 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,572 (gasping) 1546 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,041 Ah! 1547 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:45,842 (coughing) 1548 01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,711 God! 1549 01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,046 Ow! 1550 01:05:49,046 --> 01:05:50,880 ERNIE: Goddamn it! (men screaming) 1551 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,482 (elevator bell dings) 1552 01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:54,651 (coughing) 1553 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,987 (gasping) 1554 01:05:56,987 --> 01:06:00,557 (shrieking) 1555 01:06:00,557 --> 01:06:02,492 (coughing) 1556 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:03,693 Ow! 1557 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:07,998 DR. P: Today's lesson is dressing the part. 1558 01:06:07,998 --> 01:06:10,300 Right now, you look like a bunch of idiots, 1559 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,069 but we're going to fix that. 1560 01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:14,071 This is called hair gel. 1561 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:15,172 Learn how to use it. 1562 01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:17,874 Another thing-- 1563 01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:21,045 from now on, we wear sunglasses. 1564 01:06:21,045 --> 01:06:22,146 Whether it's day or night, 1565 01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:24,148 inside or out, 1566 01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,416 no one ever sees your eyes. 1567 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,985 A little mystery never hurt anybody. 1568 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,620 Yes, Eli? 1569 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:34,524 Um, how, uh, come you don't wear sunglasses? 1570 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,093 Because I'm not you. 1571 01:06:36,093 --> 01:06:37,661 (door opening) 1572 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:38,995 Excuse me, sir. 1573 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:41,431 We have a little bit of a situation outside. 1574 01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:45,569 DR. P: Hey! (horns honking) 1575 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:46,570 What are you doing?! 1576 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:48,004 (horns honking) 1577 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,073 ROGER: Good evening, gentlemen. 1578 01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:50,340 You got to be shitting me. 1579 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,209 My name's Roger Waddell. 1580 01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:55,112 And I'm exercising my authority per statue 8-12... 1581 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,647 Why don't you shut the hell up 1582 01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,050 and unhook my goddamn car! 1583 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,485 I can't. 1584 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:04,854 You see, my chalk stick confirmed a three-inch intrusion 1585 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,223 into the traffic lane. 1586 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:09,593 And then there's the matter of four unpaid priors. 1587 01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:10,927 You are so dead. 1588 01:07:10,927 --> 01:07:13,930 Which brings us to the broken headlight. 1589 01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:15,099 (clanks) 1590 01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:17,467 (clanking) 1591 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:21,605 Scuffed headlight. 1592 01:07:21,605 --> 01:07:22,539 So... 1593 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:26,076 unpaid tickets, towing and storage. 1594 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:28,645 And that comes to a grand total of 1595 01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:31,415 $1,663.00. 1596 01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:33,417 You have ten days to pay it. 1597 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,255 I'm everywhere now. 1598 01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:39,523 I'm like the wind. 1599 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,091 (whooshing) 1600 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,426 Ow! 1601 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,133 (distant siren wailing) 1602 01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,135 (whooshing) 1603 01:07:54,704 --> 01:07:56,373 "Dear Sergeant Morehead, 1604 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:59,109 "I have tried to hold back my feelings, 1605 01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:02,312 "but I can't go on like this. 1606 01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:03,647 "I am in love with you. 1607 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:07,717 "And it's clear you feel the same way. 1608 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:11,321 "We need to figure out a way to be together. 1609 01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:13,890 "Without you, I'm like an empty vase 1610 01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:17,026 waiting for my Spanish rose." 1611 01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:19,829 Sergeant, I swear... 1612 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:22,932 Roger, this happens to be one of the most beautiful letters 1613 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,568 I have ever read. 1614 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,504 But I'm not that way. 1615 01:08:27,504 --> 01:08:29,673 I didn't write the letter. 1616 01:08:29,673 --> 01:08:30,907 Please. You signed it, 1617 01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:32,876 it has your return address on it, 1618 01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:34,878 and you sealed it with a unicorn. 1619 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,813 Sergeant, can't you see? 1620 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:38,282 I'm being set up. 1621 01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:41,285 That would be quite an elaborate setup, don't you think? 1622 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,153 No, not really. 1623 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,555 All you need is a stamp and a unicorn sticker. 1624 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:49,559 Look, Roger, I'm flattered, really I am. 1625 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:51,828 But the department has some pretty strict rules 1626 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:55,465 on sexual harassment. 1627 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,167 I'm going to have to let you go. 1628 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,368 You're not listening! 1629 01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:00,170 I didn't write the letter! 1630 01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:01,938 I'm sorry. 1631 01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:03,873 After you empty your locker, 1632 01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:06,610 you can turn your uniform and your sneakers in to Manny. 1633 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:14,318 You know what? 1634 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:16,286 You can have the uniform. 1635 01:09:18,021 --> 01:09:20,224 But I'm keeping the sneakers. 1636 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:26,730 (humming taps) 1637 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:33,437 (continues humming) 1638 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:43,480 Yeah! That's what I thought, man! 1639 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,148 That's what I thought. 1640 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:48,151 (panting) 1641 01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:50,987 What? 1642 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:53,189 Go back to work! 1643 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,858 Right, Monty? Right. 1644 01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,326 Right, Monty? 1645 01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:58,328 Whatever. 1646 01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:09,939 (people chatting quietly) 1647 01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:19,283 Thanks for meeting me. 1648 01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,552 I come here a lot. 1649 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:26,423 It's quiet-- helps me think. 1650 01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:29,092 I lost my job yesterday. 1651 01:10:29,092 --> 01:10:30,294 Yeah, sorry about that. 1652 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,597 It was a shit job anyway. 1653 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:36,500 But, hey, I got good news. 1654 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,602 I'm offering you a truce. 1655 01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:42,872 Seriously, Roger. 1656 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:44,474 I mean, enough is enough. 1657 01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:47,477 Fine. 1658 01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:49,479 Just... leave Amanda alone, 1659 01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,748 and you'll never see me again. 1660 01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,786 Well, here's the thing: it's not that easy. 1661 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:59,122 Normally, I'm not the type of guy 1662 01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:01,391 who falls in love with a chick. 1663 01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:03,727 It's not what I do. 1664 01:11:05,529 --> 01:11:07,331 But with Amanda, something just clicked. 1665 01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,766 You barely even know her! 1666 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,301 Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it down. 1667 01:11:11,301 --> 01:11:15,038 Act like a man, will you? 1668 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:22,412 Sorry, buddy, but, uh, 1669 01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:24,914 I got to see where this thing takes me. 1670 01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,285 Here. 1671 01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:31,287 What is this? 1672 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,356 It's a refund. 1673 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,657 It's half your tuition. 1674 01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:35,592 Why half? 1675 01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,594 Well, you did learn something. 1676 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:39,763 Hell, you even kissed my girl. 1677 01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,268 I don't want your money. 1678 01:11:45,268 --> 01:11:47,404 Just trying to be a gentleman, all right? 1679 01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:54,077 You don't want me to take the gloves off, Roger. 1680 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:55,812 I got to go. 1681 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,423 (quiet, slow, martial theme playing) 1682 01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,428 (train whistle blowing) 1683 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:21,971 * 1684 01:12:30,614 --> 01:12:32,949 (knocking on door) 1685 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:36,553 MAN: Yeah, what is it? 1686 01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:37,621 ROGER: Uh, yes, 1687 01:12:37,621 --> 01:12:40,390 I'm looking for Lonnie Ratcliff. 1688 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,726 Is he here? 1689 01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:45,495 Who the hell are you? 1690 01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:48,932 Hi. My name is Roger Waddell. 1691 01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:51,635 I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute. 1692 01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:54,137 And what would that be pertaining to? 1693 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:58,007 Um, Dr. P. 1694 01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:07,083 Go ahead, shoot me. 1695 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:09,018 Come on, do me. 1696 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:11,320 Do me. 1697 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,789 Right now. 1698 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,558 No. 1699 01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:16,159 I'm not here to hurt you. 1700 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,963 Lie, lie and lie some more. 1701 01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,230 You don't understand. 1702 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,099 I'm here because I need your help. 1703 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:28,271 I want to know what Dr. P did to you. 1704 01:13:28,271 --> 01:13:30,540 Why? 1705 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:34,611 Because I think he's doing the same thing to me. 1706 01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:38,882 (cat meows) 1707 01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:43,386 You allergic to cats? 1708 01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:46,523 I used to be a pilot in the Air Force. 1709 01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:48,057 They called me the Hawk. 1710 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:51,595 Yeah, I was hell on earth, but you'd never know it. 1711 01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:53,497 Hey, you want a biscotti? 1712 01:13:53,497 --> 01:13:54,798 Uh, no thanks. 1713 01:13:54,798 --> 01:13:57,801 I don't blame you. They're addictive. 1714 01:13:57,801 --> 01:14:00,003 So, uh, you served in Grenada? 1715 01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:02,839 Yeah. There's a war that the media ignored, huh? 1716 01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:05,341 I guess it wasn't sexy enough for them or whatever. 1717 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:06,643 Hey, come on, Jerry, off of there. 1718 01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:08,512 Off of there, come on. 1719 01:14:08,512 --> 01:14:11,114 Anyway, when I got back, there was nothing-- 1720 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:12,516 no parades, 1721 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:15,218 no celebrations. 1722 01:14:15,218 --> 01:14:17,086 I had nothing. 1723 01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:18,287 Nothing except Gina. 1724 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,823 Was that your girlfriend? 1725 01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,925 No, she didn't even know I existed. 1726 01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:25,194 But I used to watch her... a lot. 1727 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:30,133 Dr. P was going to teach me how to get her. 1728 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:31,568 Well, did it work? 1729 01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:34,671 Actually, it went pretty well at first. 1730 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,573 We started dating, even talked about 1731 01:14:36,573 --> 01:14:38,474 getting a place together, down at the shore. 1732 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,743 She's real pretty. 1733 01:14:39,743 --> 01:14:40,977 Eh. 1734 01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,946 My little squirrel-- that's what I used to call her. 1735 01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:44,548 'Cause of the way her tooth come down 1736 01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:45,682 over her lip like that. 1737 01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:48,585 Dr. P thought she was cute, too. 1738 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:52,722 Guys like Dr. P, they can have anyone they want. 1739 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,292 And? 1740 01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:58,695 And? 1741 01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:01,130 What do you mean "And"? 1742 01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:04,133 Look around-- I live in a shit hole with 50 cats. 1743 01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:05,101 I'm sorry, I... 1744 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:06,202 Jesus Christ. 1745 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:09,138 I guess I meant, you know, how did he do it? 1746 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:10,273 Who knows? 1747 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,075 He suckered her in with some bull crap story 1748 01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,209 about his wife dying. 1749 01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:15,111 And he told her he was some fancy-pants doctor. 1750 01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:18,047 Took her down to a medical conference in Miami-- 1751 01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:20,784 a medical conference which did not exist, by the way-- 1752 01:15:20,784 --> 01:15:23,587 and she went for it, hook, line and sinker. 1753 01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:24,921 Poor Gina. 1754 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:28,457 Worst part about it is, three months later, 1755 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:30,660 he dumps her. 1756 01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:33,462 She was devastated. 1757 01:15:33,462 --> 01:15:35,031 What's this? 1758 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,300 This is just some information I've been collecting about him 1759 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,802 over the past nine years. 1760 01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:40,103 You know, where he eats, 1761 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:42,038 where he sleeps, phone records, et al. 1762 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:44,641 Keep it-- maybe it'll help you. 1763 01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:52,515 Actually, I have a better idea. 1764 01:15:52,515 --> 01:15:54,651 Why don't you come back to the city with me? 1765 01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:55,919 I can really use your help. 1766 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:58,087 (scoffing): Oh, no; no can do. 1767 01:15:58,087 --> 01:16:00,957 Come on, we can take this guy-- Lesher, too. 1768 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:02,491 Lesher? 1769 01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:04,761 Yeah. 1770 01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:08,598 He raped you, didn't he? 1771 01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:11,167 Huh?! 1772 01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,501 Lesher raped you, right? 1773 01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:13,637 No. 1774 01:16:13,637 --> 01:16:15,972 No, I just think he's a jerk. 1775 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,107 Oh, yeah. 1776 01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:19,208 Yeah, me, too. 1777 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,209 I think he's a jerk, too. 1778 01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,912 I don't know what his... problem is. 1779 01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:27,516 What? 1780 01:16:27,516 --> 01:16:28,885 No. Nothing. 1781 01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:39,362 (driving rock intro plays) 1782 01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:47,403 * I'm gonna get free, I'm gonna get free * 1783 01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,205 * I'm gonna get free 1784 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:51,540 * Ride into the sun 1785 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,176 * She never loved me 1786 01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:55,879 * She never loved me, she never loved me * 1787 01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:58,081 * Why should anyone? 1788 01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,916 * Come here, come here, come here * 1789 01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,685 * I'll take your photo for you 1790 01:17:01,685 --> 01:17:03,619 * Come here, come here, come here * 1791 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:04,921 * Drive you around the corner 1792 01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:06,956 * Come here, come here, come here * 1793 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,058 * Move out to California! 1794 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,799 This is unbelievable. 1795 01:17:15,799 --> 01:17:17,566 Okay, big deal. 1796 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:20,904 So Dr. P uses a lot of different identities. 1797 01:17:20,904 --> 01:17:22,605 And so he's done some bad things. 1798 01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:23,773 So what? 1799 01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:26,009 We've all done stuff we're not proud of. 1800 01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:27,576 Look... 1801 01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:28,945 I had this guy I know 1802 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:31,681 over at the parking bureau run his information. 1803 01:17:31,681 --> 01:17:35,919 Turns out, Dennis Sherman-- Dr. P-- 1804 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:37,586 bought two first-class tickets to Miami. 1805 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:39,588 So? 1806 01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:40,890 So... 1807 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:42,692 I think he's taking Amanda. 1808 01:17:42,692 --> 01:17:43,693 So? 1809 01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:44,694 So... 1810 01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:45,795 I have to find out 1811 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:46,896 when they're leaving and stop them. 1812 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:48,832 But I can't do it alone. 1813 01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:52,568 Look, Dr. P is our teacher, 1814 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:53,602 and we love him. 1815 01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:55,004 Plus, he's helped us out, 1816 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,140 a lot. 1817 01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,708 Helped you? 1818 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,143 You guys, look at yourselves. 1819 01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:01,144 Do you think 1820 01:18:01,144 --> 01:18:02,979 you look cool? 1821 01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:07,984 Yeah. I'd say we look pretty cool. 1822 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,086 Okay, fine. 1823 01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,420 I admit it, you look cool. 1824 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:13,589 But do you actually think 1825 01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:15,725 that after taking a few classes, 1826 01:18:15,725 --> 01:18:17,794 you suddenly are cool? 1827 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,562 Whatever, Roger. 1828 01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:20,897 We got to go. 1829 01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,567 Eli-- (whistles) 1830 01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:25,869 Let's go. 1831 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,373 Yo. 1832 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:34,878 This isn't right. 1833 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:36,045 Come on, Eli. 1834 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:37,613 Do you really want to risk everything? 1835 01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:39,949 Roger's been there for us. 1836 01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:45,021 He took down Lesher 1837 01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:47,223 and gave us back our dignity, remember? 1838 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:52,361 Look, we just can't walk out of here. 1839 01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:54,730 I mean, what if I'm next? 1840 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,199 Would you guys just, uh, 1841 01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:58,567 leave me hanging out there to get picked off? 1842 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,871 Would you want me to leave you? 1843 01:19:01,871 --> 01:19:05,074 Is that really the life we deserve? 1844 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,915 We've got one condition. 1845 01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:14,150 We're not dealing with Lesher. 1846 01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:18,387 Let me worry about Lesher. 1847 01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:19,856 (birds chirping) 1848 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,190 MAN: Weird, huh? 1849 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:25,594 Living all the way out here in the suburbs. 1850 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,963 What do you mean? 1851 01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:28,297 I don't know. 1852 01:19:28,297 --> 01:19:30,900 I'd have pegged Dr. P for living in Manhattan. 1853 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,969 I mean, a rich, powerful bachelor 1854 01:19:32,969 --> 01:19:35,538 could do a lot of damage in the city 1855 01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:36,973 I'm living proof. 1856 01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:38,341 (dog barking in distance) 1857 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,809 All right. 1858 01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:41,244 (door closes) 1859 01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:43,279 Heads up. 1860 01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:50,319 ROGER: What's he doing? 1861 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:51,720 Going to his car. 1862 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,023 Stay down. 1863 01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:57,793 (door opening) 1864 01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,528 Honey... 1865 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:01,730 Oh! What do we 1866 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:02,798 have here? (shutter clicks) 1867 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,933 What is it? 1868 01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:05,734 Oh, you're going to love this, Roger. 1869 01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:07,003 (shutter clicks) 1870 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:09,839 I'm sorry, Agent Stryker, and, um, um... 1871 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,707 This is Agent... Gaylord. 1872 01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:12,741 Right. 1873 01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:15,078 Agents Stryker and Gaylord. 1874 01:20:15,078 --> 01:20:17,413 We really cannot release that kind of information. 1875 01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:18,447 Lois, 1876 01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:19,482 for the last time, 1877 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:21,617 this is a matter of national security. 1878 01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:22,785 You do care 1879 01:20:22,785 --> 01:20:24,687 about national security, don't you, Lois? 1880 01:20:24,687 --> 01:20:26,355 LOIS: Of course. Yes. 1881 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:27,823 But if you could just imagine, if I... 1882 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,125 She's not listening. 1883 01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,894 Print out the passenger list, please. 1884 01:20:30,894 --> 01:20:32,896 I'm not allowed to. 1885 01:20:32,896 --> 01:20:34,130 Let me ask you something, Lois. 1886 01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,332 Do you ever watch the show 24? 1887 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:37,901 Yes. 1888 01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:42,005 Well, think of this as a real-life version of 24, 1889 01:20:42,005 --> 01:20:44,173 only our version would be called-- 1890 01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:48,111 what, I don't know-- One. 1891 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,348 Don't look around, Lois; look at me... 1892 01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:55,618 ...and print out that list. 1893 01:20:57,453 --> 01:20:59,488 It's time to be part of something bigger. 1894 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:02,691 I want to. 1895 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:03,626 But... 1896 01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:05,194 No, shh, shh, shh... 1897 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:06,729 No, no. 1898 01:21:06,729 --> 01:21:08,631 No buts. 1899 01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:11,367 Just print. 1900 01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:21,344 (printer whirring) 1901 01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:26,582 (cell phone ringing) 1902 01:21:26,582 --> 01:21:27,917 Eli, what do you got? 1903 01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:30,253 ELI: Your suspicion was absolutely correct. 1904 01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:31,520 Talk to me. 1905 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,557 Passenger list confirms two first-class tickets to Miami-- 1906 01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:37,994 one for Dennis Sherman, the other for Amanda. 1907 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:40,296 Flight leaves tomorrow morning. 1908 01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:41,630 Good work. 1909 01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:42,966 It's on. 1910 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,434 (elevator bell dings) 1911 01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,105 We're just going to a medical conference. 1912 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,573 It's so not a big deal. 1913 01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:53,209 Besides, he's gonna be working most of the time. 1914 01:21:53,209 --> 01:21:56,112 It just seems like a big step. 1915 01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:57,146 It's not even a step. 1916 01:21:57,146 --> 01:21:58,581 It's just, I don't know, 1917 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:01,017 I want to get away from all this craziness for a while. 1918 01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:03,419 (intercom buzzing) 1919 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:04,787 All right. 1920 01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:06,389 Hello. 1921 01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:08,924 LESHER: Your ride is here. 1922 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,659 All right, I'll be down in two minutes. 1923 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:13,229 Take your time. 1924 01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:31,580 (chuckling) 1925 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:33,716 Ah, you look good. 1926 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:36,352 Hello, Lesher. 1927 01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:37,353 Remember me? 1928 01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:38,854 Oh, damn. 1929 01:22:38,854 --> 01:22:40,856 (muffled screams) 1930 01:22:40,856 --> 01:22:42,491 It's okay. 1931 01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:43,526 Easy! 1932 01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:44,994 Easy, big guy! 1933 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:47,730 (muffled screams) 1934 01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:48,731 Shh... 1935 01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:49,732 (whimpers) 1936 01:22:49,732 --> 01:22:50,733 Shh... 1937 01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:53,069 (whimpers) 1938 01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:00,243 AMANDA: All right, I will. 1939 01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:01,344 Bye. 1940 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:07,616 (tires screeching) 1941 01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:12,088 (tires screeching) 1942 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:16,292 Hi, Rose. 1943 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:17,160 Hi. 1944 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:18,627 Good morning, ma'am. 1945 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:19,628 JFK, right? 1946 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:20,763 Yes, yes. 1947 01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,266 Amanda Richards? 1948 01:23:23,266 --> 01:23:25,234 Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. 1949 01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:35,978 ELI: Check, check, check, one-two. 1950 01:23:35,978 --> 01:23:37,846 All systems are go. 1951 01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:38,981 How are we looking, people? 1952 01:23:38,981 --> 01:23:40,416 This is the Walrus. 1953 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:43,152 The cigar shop is open for business. 1954 01:23:43,152 --> 01:23:45,888 ELI: Copy that, Walrus. 1955 01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:47,190 Falcon. Come in, Falcon. 1956 01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:48,657 What's your status? Over. 1957 01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:50,193 This is the Falcon. 1958 01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:52,895 I'm on the move. 1959 01:23:52,895 --> 01:23:54,430 JFK, please. 1960 01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,001 This is Road Force One. 1961 01:23:59,001 --> 01:24:00,669 We are heavy and rolling. 1962 01:24:02,305 --> 01:24:03,339 LONNIE: This is the Hawk. 1963 01:24:03,339 --> 01:24:04,540 Lesher has been neutralized. 1964 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,409 We're heading north out of the city. 1965 01:24:06,409 --> 01:24:07,310 Excellent. 1966 01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:08,944 We'll see you at the rendezvous. 1967 01:24:08,944 --> 01:24:10,713 No can do. 1968 01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:12,248 This is where I get off. 1969 01:24:12,248 --> 01:24:13,649 What are you talking about? 1970 01:24:13,649 --> 01:24:15,851 Lesher and I have our own little score to settle. 1971 01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:18,154 I'll catch you on the flip side. 1972 01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:21,524 Hawk. 1973 01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:22,958 Come in. Hawk. 1974 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:26,162 So, Lesher, tell me, 1975 01:24:26,162 --> 01:24:27,996 you ever been to Peekskill? 1976 01:24:27,996 --> 01:24:29,398 (muffled screams) 1977 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:30,899 I can't understand what you're saying. 1978 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,000 You got to go slower. 1979 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,236 (muffled sobbing) 1980 01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:34,803 Take a breath. 1981 01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:36,839 It's all gonna be okay. 1982 01:24:40,443 --> 01:24:41,744 Excuse me. 1983 01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:44,380 I think we just missed the, um, exit for the airport. 1984 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:46,249 Oh, he didn't tell you? 1985 01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:48,384 Dr. Sherman has a surprise for you. 1986 01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,853 There's someone very special he wants you to meet. 1987 01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:53,322 We'll be there in ten, Walrus. 1988 01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:54,790 WALSH: Copy that, Road Force. 1989 01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:56,625 Got my peepers on the party. 1990 01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:58,727 Will alert if there's any movement. 1991 01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:05,701 (jet engine roaring) 1992 01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:08,504 (indistinct flight announcement over P.A.) 1993 01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:17,246 Going somewhere? 1994 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:19,415 Check that out. 1995 01:25:19,415 --> 01:25:21,317 It's got your whole life 1996 01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:24,086 and all the terrible things you've done to people. 1997 01:25:24,086 --> 01:25:27,223 Oh, and, uh... what's this? 1998 01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:28,757 Look at that. 1999 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:31,660 Looks like somebody didn't die, did they? 2000 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,163 In fact, 2001 01:25:34,163 --> 01:25:36,064 that looks like you with 2002 01:25:36,064 --> 01:25:39,268 Mrs. Dr. P-- aka your wife 2003 01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:41,204 for the past 15 years, 2004 01:25:41,204 --> 01:25:42,338 aka suck it! 2005 01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:44,507 You are busted! 2006 01:25:44,507 --> 01:25:45,408 (grunts) 2007 01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:46,809 (quietly): Yeah. 2008 01:25:57,186 --> 01:25:59,555 Son of a bitch, you did it. 2009 01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:00,689 Goddamn it. 2010 01:26:00,689 --> 01:26:02,758 You actually did it. 2011 01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:05,994 I challenge you to become a man, and here you are 2012 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:08,531 sticking it to me like a champion. 2013 01:26:08,531 --> 01:26:10,233 What are you talking about? 2014 01:26:10,233 --> 01:26:12,034 Well, don't you get it, Roger? 2015 01:26:12,034 --> 01:26:14,503 The master's program-- you passed. 2016 01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:18,006 I don't believe you. 2017 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,343 Oh, really? 2018 01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:23,246 How do you explain this? 2019 01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:28,016 That's Amanda's first-class ticket 2020 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:30,386 to Miami. 2021 01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:33,656 The other one's yours. 2022 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,266 "Roger Waddell." 2023 01:26:46,669 --> 01:26:49,405 Just consider it a graduation present, Roger. 2024 01:26:52,074 --> 01:26:53,108 But... 2025 01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:56,211 what about all this stuff? 2026 01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:58,013 Wait, Lonnie said... 2027 01:26:58,013 --> 01:26:59,515 Lonnie who? 2028 01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,717 You don't mean Lonnie Ratcliff? 2029 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,218 That idiot. 2030 01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:06,054 He spent three years in the 'tard hatch. 2031 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:09,892 Yeah, but his, his story was... 2032 01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:11,159 was just like mine. 2033 01:27:11,159 --> 01:27:12,528 Of course it is. 2034 01:27:12,528 --> 01:27:14,229 I did the same damn thing to him. 2035 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:17,400 The difference is, you rose to the occasion and he fell apart. 2036 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:20,703 I never said my class was easy. 2037 01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:25,107 So... Lonnie... 2038 01:27:25,107 --> 01:27:27,976 never showed up to the airport. 2039 01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:30,313 He thinks you flew off with his girlfriend. 2040 01:27:30,313 --> 01:27:31,680 Exactly. 2041 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:35,250 Truth is, I sat here for two hours like an asshole 2042 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,020 and ate a Cinnabon and went home. 2043 01:27:39,888 --> 01:27:41,557 Oh, no! Amanda! 2044 01:27:41,557 --> 01:27:44,159 She's on the way to your house. 2045 01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:45,227 To meet your wife. 2046 01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:48,964 Listen, my wife knows the drill. 2047 01:27:48,964 --> 01:27:51,600 She can make her pancakes while you fly solo to Miami, 2048 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,001 or you can get her here. 2049 01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,870 There's still time. 2050 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:58,106 Oh, and by the way, Roger, 2051 01:27:58,106 --> 01:28:00,309 the girl loves you. 2052 01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,678 She just doesn't know it yet. 2053 01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:06,882 Diego, it's Roger. 2054 01:28:06,882 --> 01:28:07,983 Abort mission. 2055 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:08,984 I repeat, abort mission. 2056 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,619 What are you talking about? 2057 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,187 Bring Amanda straight to the airport-- you got 25 minutes. 2058 01:28:12,187 --> 01:28:14,690 Hey, Rog, I don't think I can make that. 2059 01:28:14,690 --> 01:28:17,125 Just drive! 2060 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,262 You might want to hold on. 2061 01:28:20,262 --> 01:28:22,365 (tires screeching) 2062 01:28:22,365 --> 01:28:23,832 (horns honking) 2063 01:28:26,969 --> 01:28:28,771 Look, Dr. P, I... 2064 01:28:28,771 --> 01:28:29,572 Barry. 2065 01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:34,309 Oh, all right. Barry. 2066 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:35,578 I don't know what to say. 2067 01:28:35,578 --> 01:28:37,680 Well, it doesn't happen very often, but... 2068 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:42,585 every once in a while, I actually teach someone. 2069 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:44,987 Thank you. 2070 01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:46,889 Thank you. 2071 01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:52,995 Oh, and hey, Roger. 2072 01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:54,997 Remember that night in the bar, when you made that joke 2073 01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:57,433 about maybe someday you'll teach the class? 2074 01:28:57,433 --> 01:29:00,035 Look me up when you get back. 2075 01:29:03,939 --> 01:29:06,074 (tires screeching) 2076 01:29:10,245 --> 01:29:12,415 Sorry if the ride was a little bumpy. 2077 01:29:12,415 --> 01:29:13,382 Have a nice flight. 2078 01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:14,850 Let me go, please. 2079 01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:15,851 Take care. 2080 01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:18,120 (sighs): God. 2081 01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:23,726 (sighs) 2082 01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:25,794 Let me have a Johnnie Walker. 2083 01:29:25,794 --> 01:29:28,196 Make it neat. 2084 01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:31,867 It's a good day, huh? 2085 01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:33,802 Going to Miami. 2086 01:29:50,252 --> 01:29:52,921 * 2087 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:05,701 * 2088 01:30:10,873 --> 01:30:11,907 (chuckles) 2089 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:13,075 Hi. 2090 01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,610 There she is. 2091 01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:16,044 Sorry I'm late. 2092 01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:17,112 (sighs) 2093 01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,482 I had the craziest driver on the way here. 2094 01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,216 Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. 2095 01:30:21,216 --> 01:30:23,619 We got time. 2096 01:30:26,321 --> 01:30:28,524 You know which gate? 2097 01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:41,003 (theme transitions to melancholy melody) 2098 01:30:46,509 --> 01:30:49,211 (jet engine roaring) 2099 01:30:51,814 --> 01:30:53,949 * 2100 01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,092 Diego, 2101 01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:05,894 where is she? 2102 01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:07,429 What are you talking about? 2103 01:31:07,429 --> 01:31:09,131 I dropped her off ten minutes ago. 2104 01:31:09,131 --> 01:31:10,499 Which terminal? 2105 01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:12,868 The one on our itinerary-- terminal four. 2106 01:31:15,370 --> 01:31:18,641 Hey, Rog? 2107 01:31:18,641 --> 01:31:21,977 Rog, you still there? 2108 01:31:30,152 --> 01:31:31,854 (grunts) 2109 01:31:43,566 --> 01:31:45,133 Slow down, sir. 2110 01:31:45,133 --> 01:31:46,101 Come on through. 2111 01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:47,069 (beep) 2112 01:31:47,069 --> 01:31:48,837 Can you remove your shoes, please? 2113 01:31:55,443 --> 01:31:57,746 You're okay. 2114 01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:10,626 * 2115 01:32:14,096 --> 01:32:16,231 And how does a glass of champagne sound? 2116 01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:17,265 Sounds great. 2117 01:32:17,265 --> 01:32:18,266 And for you? 2118 01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:19,234 I'm fine, thanks. 2119 01:32:19,234 --> 01:32:20,268 You sure? 2120 01:32:20,268 --> 01:32:22,304 Yeah, maybe later. 2121 01:32:22,304 --> 01:32:23,739 Amanda! 2122 01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:25,908 Amanda! 2123 01:32:25,908 --> 01:32:27,576 ROGER (in distance): Wait! 2124 01:32:27,576 --> 01:32:28,577 Do you hear that? 2125 01:32:28,577 --> 01:32:32,447 No, I didn't hear anything. 2126 01:32:32,447 --> 01:32:33,949 (chuckles): Okay. 2127 01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:46,294 (suspenseful theme plays) 2128 01:32:55,838 --> 01:32:57,272 ROGER: Hold the door! 2129 01:32:57,272 --> 01:32:58,941 Wait! 2130 01:32:58,941 --> 01:33:00,676 (grunts) 2131 01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:03,946 Uh, sir... 2132 01:33:03,946 --> 01:33:05,413 Sir, um... 2133 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:07,215 Excuse me, excuse me. 2134 01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:08,951 Amanda... 2135 01:33:08,951 --> 01:33:09,952 Oh, my God. 2136 01:33:09,952 --> 01:33:11,419 You need to get off this plane. 2137 01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,622 Listen, pal, I don't know where your pills are, 2138 01:33:13,622 --> 01:33:15,257 but this ends now, okay? 2139 01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,291 Call security. 2140 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:17,926 Uh, sir, could I please see your ticket? 2141 01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:20,162 I don't have a ticket! Okay? 2142 01:33:20,162 --> 01:33:22,464 Yeah, we need security at gate 31. Now. 2143 01:33:22,464 --> 01:33:24,900 Listen to me-- this is a bad man. 2144 01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:27,402 Why are you doing this, Roger? 2145 01:33:27,402 --> 01:33:28,771 Because you need to hear the truth. 2146 01:33:28,771 --> 01:33:29,938 I'm not crazy. 2147 01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:31,840 I never broke into your apartment. 2148 01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,275 And I never spray-painted your dog. 2149 01:33:33,275 --> 01:33:34,576 I would never do that. 2150 01:33:34,576 --> 01:33:36,078 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... 2151 01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:38,781 Don't touch me. 2152 01:33:38,781 --> 01:33:41,516 You know, I know people you can talk to. 2153 01:33:41,516 --> 01:33:43,485 We can get you help, okay? 2154 01:33:43,485 --> 01:33:44,486 You know... 2155 01:33:44,486 --> 01:33:46,655 (panting) 2156 01:33:46,655 --> 01:33:49,224 You don't... understand. 2157 01:33:49,224 --> 01:33:50,759 Calm down. 2158 01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:52,060 You're not... listening. 2159 01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:53,128 Just breathe. 2160 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,596 (gasping) 2161 01:33:54,596 --> 01:33:56,031 Breathe deeply. 2162 01:33:56,699 --> 01:33:58,100 Oh, God. 2163 01:33:58,100 --> 01:33:59,001 Jesus Christ. 2164 01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:00,368 (people murmuring) It's okay. 2165 01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:02,604 It's just a panic attack. He gets these a lot. 2166 01:34:02,604 --> 01:34:03,939 Of course he does. 2167 01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:05,674 Um, he's a doctor. 2168 01:34:05,674 --> 01:34:08,276 You gonna check on him? 2169 01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:09,945 I-I'm gonna get some ice. 2170 01:34:15,483 --> 01:34:18,620 Okay, everybody just, uh, remain calm, and, uh, 2171 01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:20,355 we'll get this situation under control. 2172 01:34:20,355 --> 01:34:22,290 Okay, everybody stand back. 2173 01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:27,329 Now what? 2174 01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:34,402 Where are you going with this, Roger? 2175 01:34:34,402 --> 01:34:37,873 It's your move... Doctor. 2176 01:34:39,407 --> 01:34:41,543 Quick, he's not breathing. 2177 01:34:41,543 --> 01:34:42,610 Bring me the paddles. 2178 01:34:42,610 --> 01:34:44,379 Are you sure? 2179 01:34:44,379 --> 01:34:45,413 Yes, I need to shock him. 2180 01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:46,448 Come on, get them. 2181 01:34:46,448 --> 01:34:47,716 Okay. 2182 01:34:47,716 --> 01:34:49,017 Sir, give me a sock. 2183 01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,286 Quick. I don't want him choking on his tongue. 2184 01:34:59,928 --> 01:35:00,996 Come on, stay with me. 2185 01:35:00,996 --> 01:35:03,365 Stay with me, stay with me! 2186 01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:12,474 (whispering): Okay, this is your last chance, Roger. 2187 01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:14,476 I'm not bluffing. 2188 01:35:15,778 --> 01:35:18,814 Okay. 2189 01:35:20,115 --> 01:35:21,950 (high-pitched electric whining) 2190 01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:26,121 Hand me the paddles, come on. 2191 01:35:26,121 --> 01:35:27,255 Quick. 2192 01:35:30,125 --> 01:35:31,059 Are you sure? 2193 01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,294 Shouldn't we try something else first? 2194 01:35:32,294 --> 01:35:33,095 Yes, I'm sure. 2195 01:35:33,095 --> 01:35:34,797 Here we go-- 1,800 volts 2196 01:35:34,797 --> 01:35:35,831 of pure electricity. 2197 01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:37,499 (clapping paddles together) 2198 01:35:37,499 --> 01:35:39,334 Clear! 2199 01:35:42,637 --> 01:35:44,873 Sir, you don't have the current engaged. 2200 01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:47,275 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 2201 01:35:47,275 --> 01:35:49,644 Yes, I think I know what I'm doing. 2202 01:35:49,644 --> 01:35:51,179 Obviously, somebody didn't turn... 2203 01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:52,981 Aren't you supposed to turn this thing on? 2204 01:35:52,981 --> 01:35:55,784 Turn it on. Come on. 2205 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:56,819 (beeping) 2206 01:35:56,819 --> 01:35:58,120 (high-pitched electric whining) 2207 01:35:58,120 --> 01:35:59,822 (beeping) 2208 01:36:06,594 --> 01:36:07,595 Wait. 2209 01:36:07,595 --> 01:36:08,563 He's breathing. 2210 01:36:08,563 --> 01:36:10,065 You back off. 2211 01:36:10,065 --> 01:36:11,166 I'm doing this, okay? 2212 01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:13,335 What do you mean, "back off"? 2213 01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:15,603 He's breathing. 2214 01:36:15,603 --> 01:36:17,205 I said stay back. 2215 01:36:17,205 --> 01:36:18,340 Just back off! 2216 01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:20,308 Please. 2217 01:36:21,043 --> 01:36:24,246 Why are you doing this? 2218 01:36:24,947 --> 01:36:26,181 (paddles rubbing together) 2219 01:36:26,181 --> 01:36:27,049 Oh, my God. 2220 01:36:27,049 --> 01:36:30,385 You aren't even a doctor, are you? 2221 01:36:31,586 --> 01:36:33,856 Who's a lion now, bitch? 2222 01:36:33,856 --> 01:36:35,057 AMANDA: What? 2223 01:36:35,057 --> 01:36:37,359 Everything you said is true, isn't it? 2224 01:36:37,359 --> 01:36:38,460 How could you? 2225 01:36:39,561 --> 01:36:40,829 Oh, please. 2226 01:36:40,829 --> 01:36:43,398 Amanda, look, I did it for his own good. 2227 01:36:43,398 --> 01:36:46,701 You broke into my apartment, you spray-painted my dog? 2228 01:36:46,701 --> 01:36:47,870 Well... 2229 01:36:47,870 --> 01:36:49,404 Oh, my God. 2230 01:36:49,404 --> 01:36:50,405 Is your wife even dead? 2231 01:36:50,405 --> 01:36:52,841 Not technically, but I can explain that. 2232 01:36:52,841 --> 01:36:53,808 You make me sick! 2233 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:56,111 Ow! (zapping, crackling) 2234 01:36:56,111 --> 01:36:57,445 (passengers clamoring) 2235 01:36:59,781 --> 01:37:01,749 (screaming) 2236 01:37:01,749 --> 01:37:02,951 (zapping, crackling) 2237 01:37:02,951 --> 01:37:04,519 Get it off! 2238 01:37:04,519 --> 01:37:05,720 Get it off you! 2239 01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:08,290 (screaming) 2240 01:37:09,791 --> 01:37:11,493 Roger! Oh, my God. 2241 01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:12,627 (gasps) 2242 01:37:12,627 --> 01:37:14,496 Roger, can you hear me? 2243 01:37:14,496 --> 01:37:15,998 (Roger groans) You okay? 2244 01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:18,000 No. I can't feel my chest. 2245 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,035 (sirens approaching from distance) 2246 01:37:20,035 --> 01:37:22,470 Is-Is something burning? 2247 01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:23,505 (Amanda chuckles) 2248 01:37:23,505 --> 01:37:24,739 I think it's you. 2249 01:37:24,739 --> 01:37:28,110 (Roger coughs) 2250 01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:31,013 I'm so sorry for getting you into any of this. 2251 01:37:31,013 --> 01:37:32,780 That's okay. 2252 01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:35,183 Everything's gonna be all right. 2253 01:37:37,285 --> 01:37:38,553 Amanda... 2254 01:37:38,553 --> 01:37:39,854 Yeah? 2255 01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:41,589 I totally love you. 2256 01:37:41,589 --> 01:37:43,892 (gentle laugh) 2257 01:37:43,892 --> 01:37:46,194 I know. 2258 01:37:48,897 --> 01:37:50,332 (whispers): You're gonna be okay. 2259 01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:03,311 (quiet, gentle theme fades) 2260 01:38:05,047 --> 01:38:08,350 I like it here. 2261 01:38:08,350 --> 01:38:11,419 It's quiet. 2262 01:38:11,419 --> 01:38:13,321 Helps me think. 2263 01:38:14,957 --> 01:38:17,592 So how have you been? 2264 01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:21,229 Not too good. 2265 01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:23,631 My wife found out about everything. 2266 01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:28,203 Everything? 2267 01:38:30,705 --> 01:38:33,408 It's been a bad month. 2268 01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:39,714 It didn't have to go this far. 2269 01:38:39,714 --> 01:38:42,050 I always push things. 2270 01:38:42,050 --> 01:38:44,319 It's who I am. 2271 01:38:46,021 --> 01:38:48,523 So, uh, how is, uh... 2272 01:38:48,523 --> 01:38:49,924 She's good. 2273 01:38:51,893 --> 01:38:54,862 So why'd you call me? 2274 01:38:54,862 --> 01:38:57,532 I have something for you. 2275 01:39:02,370 --> 01:39:05,407 It's the first diploma I've ever given out. 2276 01:39:05,407 --> 01:39:07,375 Congratulations. 2277 01:39:07,375 --> 01:39:09,711 Wow. 2278 01:39:10,578 --> 01:39:12,714 Thanks. 2279 01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:17,119 You know, I was thinking, um... 2280 01:39:17,119 --> 01:39:19,487 I don't know, if I... 2281 01:39:19,487 --> 01:39:22,324 if I get the class, you know, up and going again, 2282 01:39:22,324 --> 01:39:25,060 you know, maybe you could drop by sometime 2283 01:39:25,060 --> 01:39:27,395 as, like, a guest speaker or something. 2284 01:39:29,197 --> 01:39:31,299 Yeah. I don't know. 2285 01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:34,102 It's not really my thing. 2286 01:39:34,102 --> 01:39:36,171 Besides... 2287 01:39:36,171 --> 01:39:39,607 you know what they say: 2288 01:39:39,607 --> 01:39:41,209 "Those who can, do, 2289 01:39:41,209 --> 01:39:43,378 "and those who can't, 2290 01:39:43,378 --> 01:39:45,480 teach." 2291 01:39:46,914 --> 01:39:48,583 But you already knew that. 2292 01:39:48,583 --> 01:39:51,086 Right. 2293 01:39:51,086 --> 01:39:54,022 (driving rock music playing) 2294 01:39:54,022 --> 01:39:55,023 (patting leg) 2295 01:39:55,023 --> 01:39:56,358 I got to get going. 2296 01:39:57,892 --> 01:40:00,395 * I fell down in the desert, baby * 2297 01:40:02,064 --> 01:40:04,466 * Yeah 2298 01:40:04,466 --> 01:40:08,970 * I had nothing but a piece of paper * 2299 01:40:08,970 --> 01:40:11,339 * Oh, yeah 2300 01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:14,442 * I had to write something down * 2301 01:40:18,113 --> 01:40:21,249 * And I found myself alone 2302 01:40:25,587 --> 01:40:29,624 Hey, what's going on? 2303 01:40:29,624 --> 01:40:32,894 Well, well, well. Good morning, sunshine. 2304 01:40:32,894 --> 01:40:35,330 Thinking there for a second we weren't going to get you back 2305 01:40:35,330 --> 01:40:37,632 to the land of the living, huh? 2306 01:40:37,632 --> 01:40:38,600 All right, listen up, 2307 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:40,568 'cause I'm not going to repeat this. 2308 01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:43,771 Here's how the game works. 2309 01:40:43,771 --> 01:40:45,440 You get a 15 minute head start. 2310 01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:48,543 If I were you, I'd try to find a weapon of some type. 2311 01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,012 Definitely shelter, though to be honest, 2312 01:40:51,012 --> 01:40:53,115 there ain't much to work with down here. 2313 01:40:53,115 --> 01:40:54,349 Temperatures drop 2314 01:40:54,349 --> 01:40:56,118 way below freezing when the sun goes down, 2315 01:40:56,118 --> 01:40:58,186 so you might want to make a fire. 2316 01:40:58,186 --> 01:41:00,622 Downside of the fire is it's real easy 2317 01:41:00,622 --> 01:41:02,524 for me to spot you from the air with that. 2318 01:41:02,524 --> 01:41:07,795 * Then I let go of everything * 2319 01:41:07,795 --> 01:41:10,198 * Into another dimension 2320 01:41:14,001 --> 01:41:15,237 All right, here's how this works. 2321 01:41:15,237 --> 01:41:17,071 You get an eight-minute head start. 2322 01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:19,141 So I suggest you get moving. 2323 01:41:19,141 --> 01:41:20,475 It's all right, come on. 2324 01:41:20,475 --> 01:41:21,909 It's okay, don't be scared. 2325 01:41:21,909 --> 01:41:23,478 Go ahead. 2326 01:41:28,550 --> 01:41:30,152 Oh, Lesher... 2327 01:41:30,152 --> 01:41:32,086 there's poison ivy all over the place, 2328 01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:33,755 so watch it with the short sleeves. 2329 01:41:33,755 --> 01:41:34,822 All right? 2330 01:41:34,822 --> 01:41:36,724 Ooh! 2331 01:41:40,995 --> 01:41:43,030 No, that's what I'm talking about. 2332 01:41:43,030 --> 01:41:44,399 You're gonna get... 2333 01:41:47,735 --> 01:41:51,539 * Oh, yeah 2334 01:41:55,076 --> 01:41:57,812 * Lightning crash on the hill tonight * 2335 01:41:57,812 --> 01:41:59,647 * Yeah! 2336 01:41:59,647 --> 01:42:04,619 * And I got a feeling everything is gonna be * 2337 01:42:04,619 --> 01:42:07,389 * All right 2338 01:42:07,389 --> 01:42:12,394 * Then a horse came running to me * 2339 01:42:12,394 --> 01:42:14,396 Yay! 2340 01:42:14,396 --> 01:42:16,964 Congratulations, honey, you win, you're fat. 2341 01:42:16,964 --> 01:42:19,601 Would you like a big, fat medal? 2342 01:42:19,601 --> 01:42:20,468 Put it back. 2343 01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:25,240 * Then a storm began to blow 2344 01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,209 Mazel tov. 2345 01:42:27,209 --> 01:42:30,612 * Into another dimension 2346 01:42:42,056 --> 01:42:46,461 * Purple haze is in the sky 2347 01:42:48,896 --> 01:42:52,934 * See the angel's wicked eye 2348 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:59,807 * All these things we must try 2349 01:43:02,444 --> 01:43:06,214 * Till we see the reasons why 2350 01:43:06,214 --> 01:43:09,684 * Oh, yeah 2351 01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:16,824 * 2352 01:43:22,330 --> 01:43:26,934 * I got lost in the desert, baby * 2353 01:43:26,934 --> 01:43:29,304 * Yeah 2354 01:43:29,304 --> 01:43:33,741 * I found temples made out of paper * 2355 01:43:33,741 --> 01:43:35,843 * Oh, yeah 2356 01:43:35,843 --> 01:43:40,415 * They were drumming with golden bones * 2357 01:43:42,750 --> 01:43:47,289 * Building dreams up out of their homes * 2358 01:43:49,724 --> 01:43:54,228 * Then I let go of everything 2359 01:43:54,228 --> 01:43:56,631 * Into another dimension 2360 01:44:02,203 --> 01:44:04,572 * Yeah 2361 01:44:15,182 --> 01:44:17,585 * 2362 01:44:28,195 --> 01:44:30,598 * 2363 01:44:34,536 --> 01:44:36,471 (rock music fades) 2364 01:44:36,471 --> 01:44:38,840 (guitar playing medium-tempo, gentle melody) 2365 01:44:49,651 --> 01:44:51,853 * 2366 01:45:02,630 --> 01:45:04,799 * 2367 01:45:15,610 --> 01:45:17,812 * 2368 01:45:28,623 --> 01:45:30,792 * 2369 01:45:41,302 --> 01:45:43,705 * 2370 01:45:54,315 --> 01:45:56,718 * 2371 01:46:07,294 --> 01:46:09,664 * 2372 01:46:20,274 --> 01:46:22,644 * 2373 01:46:33,254 --> 01:46:35,657 * 2374 01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:48,636 * 2375 01:46:59,213 --> 01:47:01,616 * 2376 01:47:12,226 --> 01:47:14,562 * 2377 01:47:25,172 --> 01:47:27,575 * 2378 01:47:35,249 --> 01:47:37,585 (music fades out) 144423

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