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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:03,467 - Previously on 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:03,467 RuPaul's Drag Race... 3 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:05,734 - Coco Montrese. 4 00:00:05,734 --> 00:00:07,066 - Alyssa Edwards. 5 00:00:07,066 --> 00:00:09,467 - The pageant 6 00:00:07,066 --> 00:00:09,467 tore our friendship apart. 7 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:12,433 - Alyssa and I will have 8 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:12,433 our moment later. 9 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:14,000 - Jinkx, on the runway, 10 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,200 I think you should have prepared 11 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,200 more than one look. 12 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,233 - Every week I've done 13 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,233 a different look. 14 00:00:18,233 --> 00:00:19,233 - Bullshit. 15 00:00:19,233 --> 00:00:21,367 Jinkx, she's all comedy 16 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:23,600 and no glamour. 17 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:28,567 - You will be creating 18 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:28,567 your own signature fragrance. 19 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:31,467 - My fragrance is called 20 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:31,467 Alyssa's Secret. 21 00:00:31,467 --> 00:00:34,800 - What is Alyssa's secret? 22 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,800 - Son of a bitch. 23 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,500 - Can we see your background? 24 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,900 - New York City. 25 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,600 - Uh, that's Tokyo. 26 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,600 - Oh, is it? 27 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,433 - I have a crush 28 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,433 on Ivy Winters. 29 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:47,300 - [gasps] 30 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,133 - Red, for filth. 31 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:52,000 Are you red-y for me? 32 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,567 - Alaska, you're the winner 33 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,567 of this challenge. 34 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:57,333 - Ha-ha! 35 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:01,333 - Alyssa Edwards, 36 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:01,333 shantay, you stay. 37 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:05,600 Ivy, sashay away. 38 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:18,400 - Aw, Ivy Winters. 39 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,066 - "I love you girls so much. 40 00:01:20,066 --> 00:01:22,166 You always have a friend in me." 41 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,967 - Girl, she is 42 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,967 an amazing person. 43 00:01:23,967 --> 00:01:26,467 - Yeah. 44 00:01:23,967 --> 00:01:26,467 - Amazing, amazing. 45 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:30,400 Ivy and I were really connecting 46 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:30,400 and really feeling very close. 47 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,567 And the person who's been 48 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,567 such a good friend to me 49 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:36,533 is now gone. 50 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:37,700 - Coco, now I know 51 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:37,700 what it feels like 52 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:40,066 to be in the bottom, 53 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:40,066 twice. 54 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,900 - Was it horrifying 55 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,900 being up there again? 56 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,333 - No, I'm a performer, baby. 57 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,333 This is what I do. 58 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,066 So if I have to 59 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,066 lip sync for my life 60 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,500 all the way to the final, 61 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,500 I'll do what I got to do. 62 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,734 - So what you're saying 63 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,734 to me is, 64 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:52,200 "Well, it doesn't matter 65 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:52,200 about the challenges. 66 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,166 If I fall short every time, 67 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,166 I'll just lip sync my way back." 68 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,633 - I'm confident about 69 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,633 performance. 70 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:58,066 I'm not confident in my acting. 71 00:01:58,066 --> 00:02:01,066 That horrible cologne commercial 72 00:01:58,066 --> 00:02:01,066 and that Katy Perry and that... 73 00:02:01,066 --> 00:02:02,767 - But those are our challenges. 74 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:03,767 - Listen, let me explain 75 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:03,767 something to you. 76 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:04,800 - No, you're not my mama, 77 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,734 don't explain nothing to me, 78 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,734 sweetie. 79 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,800 - Some people should just 80 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,800 call a spade a spade 81 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,066 and say, 82 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,066 "Hey, I like competition. 83 00:02:11,066 --> 00:02:14,333 I just don't like the work 84 00:02:11,066 --> 00:02:14,333 that comes along with it." 85 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:17,433 - Coco, you and I need to talk 86 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:17,433 about something too. 87 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:20,367 Something that keeps getting 88 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:20,367 said to me and to Alaska. 89 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:23,834 I feel like I've been labeled 90 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:23,834 as a comedy queen 91 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,734 in a belittling way, and... 92 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:27,133 - Oh, my God. 93 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:29,533 - There's a double standard 94 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:29,533 going on right now. 95 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,767 When I do well 96 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,767 in the challenges, 97 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,166 they just kind of 98 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,166 roll their eyes 99 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:35,900 because I don't have 100 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:35,900 their respect. 101 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,533 I am working just as hard as 102 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,533 anyone else here at everything. 103 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,967 - Jinkx... 104 00:02:39,967 --> 00:02:42,567 - And to say that you're just 105 00:02:39,967 --> 00:02:42,567 a comedy queen is belittling... 106 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:43,834 - Jinkx... 107 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:46,066 - Something I have made my whole 108 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:46,066 career on...I am talking. 109 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,300 It is something 110 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,300 I work very hard at. 111 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,100 - How many times have y'all 112 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,100 called us pageant queens? 113 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,233 - Jinkx, I told you the same 114 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,233 thing when you brung this up. 115 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:53,433 That you said "pageant queen." 116 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,533 - That's all I had to say. 117 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,533 - Oh. 118 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:57,800 - These pageant girls 119 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:57,800 keep telling me, 120 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,233 "I don't want to be a pageant 121 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,233 girl for the rest of my life." 122 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:03,066 Well, then, fucking stop 123 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:03,066 calling me the comedy queen. 124 00:03:03,066 --> 00:03:04,967 I'm sick of that. 125 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,667 - Of course, the pageant girls 126 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,667 are going to discount 127 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,100 the comedy freaks. 128 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:12,300 The best revenge 129 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:12,300 is just to do better. 130 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:17,300 - * RuPaul Drag Race * 131 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,700 - The winner of 132 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,700 RuPaul's Drag Race 133 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,900 receives a sickening supply 134 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,900 of Colorevolution cosmetics, 135 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,667 a luxury trip courtesy of 136 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,667 alandchuck.travel, 137 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:28,300 headline Logos Drag Race tour 138 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:28,300 featuring Absolut vodka... 139 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,500 cocktails perfected... 140 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:33,066 and a cash prize of $100,000. 141 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:35,767 And tonight, 142 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:35,767 extra special guest judges, 143 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:39,433 Maria Conchita Alonso 144 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:39,433 and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. 145 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:40,834 - * May the best woman * 146 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:43,867 * Best woman win * 147 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:47,800 - Yay. 148 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,200 [overlapping chatter] 149 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,867 - Good "mornting." 150 00:03:50,867 --> 00:03:53,233 - This morning, I'm kind of 151 00:03:50,867 --> 00:03:53,233 on pins and needles. 152 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,300 Everyone else is just out 153 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,300 for themselves. 154 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,934 I hope we get to do a challenge 155 00:03:57,934 --> 00:04:00,500 and not be in a group. 156 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,533 [siren blares] 157 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,400 - Ooh, girl! 158 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,200 You've got shemail. 159 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,066 Like sands 160 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,066 through the hourglass, 161 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:11,567 so are your days 162 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:11,567 at RuPaul's Drag Race. 163 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:12,834 Escandalo! 164 00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:15,500 To become America's next 165 00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:15,500 drag superstar, 166 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:18,467 you need to deliver the drama, 167 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:18,467 mama. 168 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,200 Adios, muchachas. 169 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,400 - All: Ooh. 170 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,767 - Hello, hello, hello. 171 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:27,266 [overlapping greetings] 172 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:28,600 For today's mini-challenge, 173 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,467 we're going to play 174 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,467 the crying game... 175 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,500 - Oh, no. 176 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:37,500 - Where you need to cry on cue. 177 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,200 Tears. 178 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,500 So put on some mascara 179 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,734 and meet me 180 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,734 in the sharing circle. 181 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:54,734 Alaska, 182 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:54,734 cry me a river. 183 00:04:54,734 --> 00:04:57,066 - Sebastian and I were wed, 184 00:04:57,066 --> 00:05:00,367 but suddenly, last summer, 185 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,200 everything changed. 186 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,967 - It was my first dance recital 187 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,967 ever. 188 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,867 I waved bye to Grandma. 189 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:07,867 Bye. 190 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,967 - I knew that one day 191 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:12,133 I wanted to become a woman. 192 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,834 [sobs] 193 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,100 - I know this will be 194 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,100 hard to believe, 195 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:18,600 seeing as I'm the most polished, 196 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,200 prettiest drag queen here. 197 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,900 - Being an Orange County 198 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,900 housewife... 199 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,100 is not as glamorous 200 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,100 as it seems. 201 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:30,066 My husband, 202 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:30,066 he was addicted to sex. 203 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:34,333 - It gets so hard 204 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:34,333 being called the bearded lady. 205 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,333 [sobs] 206 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:39,233 - Separate rooms 207 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:39,233 on our second honeymoon. 208 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:40,533 [sobbing] 209 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:42,133 Oh, God. 210 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,367 - There's nothing more sad 211 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:46,834 than the tears of a drag queen. 212 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:49,867 - Maybe it's just time for me 213 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:49,867 to go home 214 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:53,667 to Seattle. 215 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,367 - Jinkx was supposed to be 216 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,367 making me cry, 217 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,967 but she was making me laugh. 218 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,967 [laughs] 219 00:05:57,967 --> 00:06:01,467 - [sobs] 220 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:05,333 - I gave that man everything 221 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:05,333 I had. 222 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:10,333 - Detox. 223 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:11,467 - Um, I'm not gonna lie. 224 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:14,533 I'm having a hard time 225 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:14,533 with this challenge. 226 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:17,200 It's hard for me to even try to 227 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:17,200 be in character right now. 228 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,200 I really want to be 229 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,200 just completely honest 230 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,800 and just say how difficult 231 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,800 this is. 232 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,767 [sniffles] 233 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:27,967 I lost my boyfriend 234 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:27,967 two years ago... 235 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:31,300 and looking around the room 236 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:31,300 and seeing 237 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,066 mournful-looking characters, 238 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:36,333 and I feel like I felt 239 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:36,333 the day that I saw him dead. 240 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,834 And it's really hard for me 241 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:40,633 to try to stay out of that 242 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:40,633 right now. 243 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,300 [sniffles] 244 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,333 [sobs] 245 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,467 I'm not used to being 246 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,467 so vulnerable 247 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:46,867 and looking so vulnerable, 248 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:49,266 and I feel very uncomfortable. 249 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:56,667 - Thank you for sharing 250 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:56,667 your story. 251 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,333 - I'm so glad that she is 252 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,333 sharing her story. 253 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:02,433 And it's never something 254 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:02,433 that's gonna get easy. 255 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:03,867 But something that every time 256 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:03,867 you talk about, 257 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:05,800 will make it easier. 258 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,066 - Okay, girls, 259 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,066 no more tears. 260 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,066 Ladies, thanks again 261 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,066 for sharing. 262 00:07:12,066 --> 00:07:16,533 The two winners of today's 263 00:07:12,066 --> 00:07:16,533 mini-challenge are... 264 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:19,333 Detox and Alyssa. 265 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:20,333 Condragulations. 266 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,500 [applause] 267 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,867 For this week's main challenge, 268 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:28,533 you'll be starring 269 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:28,533 in two primetime soaps. 270 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:31,400 And you'll be doing it... 271 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,967 telenovela style. 272 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:35,233 - Son of a bitch. 273 00:07:35,233 --> 00:07:37,266 And it's another 274 00:07:35,233 --> 00:07:37,266 acting challenge. 275 00:07:37,266 --> 00:07:40,767 - One script is Casa de Locas. 276 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:42,100 House of the Crazies. 277 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:46,533 The other, Ella No es Dama. 278 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,867 She's No Lady. 279 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,767 Detox and Alyssa. 280 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:53,667 First, you need to pick 281 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:53,667 your cast. 282 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,633 Detox. 283 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,633 - Roxxxy. 284 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:56,600 - Como? 285 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,734 [laughter] 286 00:07:57,734 --> 00:07:58,767 - Alyssa. 287 00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:01,066 - Jinkx. 288 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,300 - All right, Detox. 289 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,333 - You know I love you, Coco, 290 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:06,300 but I have to reform Rolaskatox. 291 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,934 - Por que? 292 00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,800 Ay, dios mio. 293 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,934 [laughter] 294 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:14,233 - Uh-oh, I don't want the judges 295 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:18,633 to see me relying 296 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:18,633 on the crutch of a clique. 297 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:23,066 - So that means, Coco, 298 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:23,066 you're with Alyssa. 299 00:08:23,066 --> 00:08:28,066 - After all that drama with 300 00:08:23,066 --> 00:08:28,066 Coco, Jinkx, and me, 301 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,533 we're all on the same team. 302 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:31,934 Go team Alyssa. 303 00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:36,166 - Caballeros, 304 00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:36,166 start your engines. 305 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:39,700 And may the best mujer win. 306 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,900 [all shouting el grito] 307 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,233 - This is the first time that 308 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:49,734 members of Rolaskatox are 309 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:49,734 working together 310 00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:53,500 since I sort of decided that 311 00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:53,500 we should all be free agents. 312 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,500 - [Italian accent] 313 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,500 We are now r-r-r-rich! 314 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,166 - You're so Italian. 315 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,834 - Muy r-r-r-rico. 316 00:08:58,834 --> 00:09:01,934 [both laughing] 317 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,500 - That was perfect. 318 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,367 - It's terrible. 319 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:10,066 - Sometimes Detox's 320 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:10,066 sense of humor 321 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:13,066 gets in the way of 322 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:13,066 taking the things 323 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,867 that need to be taken seriously 324 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,867 serious. 325 00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:17,600 - Michelle already warned you. 326 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,533 Cliques can be dangerous. 327 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:24,333 That reunion of Rolaskatox might 328 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:24,333 be broken up real fast. 329 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,567 - Coming up... 330 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,600 You cast Coco as the ugly, 331 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,600 stupid maid? 332 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,233 - Yes. 333 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:32,567 - You look beautiful, Detox. 334 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:33,567 - Ah! 335 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:34,600 - [laughing] 336 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,066 - [laughing] 337 00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:42,066 - Oh, my God, that's sickening, 338 00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:42,066 miss thing! 339 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,467 You have to use it. 340 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:45,200 - Today's main challenge is 341 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,300 serving up telenovela realness. 342 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,333 Oh, my God, I love it. 343 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,533 [trills] 344 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:51,967 - All: Vaya con dios. 345 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,066 - Telenovela is very loud 346 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,066 and in your face and dramatic. 347 00:09:55,066 --> 00:09:56,400 - Muerte. 348 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:00,767 - And I am carrying his baby. 349 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,900 - [whispering indistinctly] 350 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,400 - Alyssa's not an actress, 351 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,400 but I guess like she said, 352 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,767 "I'll be bad in every challenge 353 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,600 and just get by 354 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,600 on the lip sync." 355 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,433 - I have the same disease! 356 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,133 I'm gonna be real drama there. 357 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:23,567 - You got to really, like, 358 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:23,567 bring it in, 359 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:28,333 'cause you rushing it like, 360 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:28,333 "I have the same disease!" 361 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,266 - I think Coco is definitely 362 00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:31,633 trying to throw me off my game, 363 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:36,400 and I have to zone her out. 364 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,934 - Hola, hola, hola. 365 00:10:37,934 --> 00:10:39,033 [overlapping greetings] 366 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,900 Donde esta el drama? 367 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,467 - All: Aqui, aqui, aqui, aqui. 368 00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:46,700 - Hello, team Alyssa. 369 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:50,700 - La casa de locas. 370 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,700 - Yeah. 371 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,400 So what role are you playing, 372 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,400 Alyssa? 373 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,934 - I am playing a glamorous 374 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,934 woman of the house. 375 00:10:57,934 --> 00:11:00,233 The ruler. 376 00:10:57,934 --> 00:11:00,233 - Uh-huh. 377 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:04,400 - And Jinkx is my 18-year-old 378 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:04,400 virginal daughter. 379 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,500 So you cast Coco as the ugly, 380 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,500 stupid maid? 381 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,834 - Yes. 382 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,900 - Coco, in the past, 383 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,900 you and Alyssa 384 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,400 have had your differences. 385 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,333 Have you guys worked through 386 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,333 that? 387 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:19,734 - No. 388 00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,200 - Well, I'm just trying to gauge 389 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,066 how close you guys were 390 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,066 and how big this rift was. 391 00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:25,667 - We were close. 392 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,133 - I'm thinking The Turning Point 393 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,133 with Anne Bancroft 394 00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:29,266 and Shirley MacLaine. 395 00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:31,166 - Let's do Tyra Banks 396 00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:31,166 and Naomi Campbell. 397 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,800 - Oh, okay. 398 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,100 - Oh, I'm Tyra Banks. 399 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,567 - Can I hear a little bit of it? 400 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:39,567 - Mamacita, mamacita, 401 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:43,066 Pablo asked me 402 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:43,066 to mar-r-r-ry him. 403 00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:45,133 - Wait a minute, 404 00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:45,133 is she Italian or is she... 405 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,533 - Oh, is it coming off Italian? 406 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:47,633 - Yeah, a little bit. 407 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:49,133 - Have I been Italian 408 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:49,133 this whole time? 409 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,934 [laughter] 410 00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:53,500 - If you hear the names of food, 411 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:57,800 you will violently orgasm. 412 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,066 Read my lines. 413 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,066 [laughs] 414 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:03,400 - You got a lot of lines 415 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:03,400 to memorize. 416 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,600 You know, we're down 417 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,600 to six girls now, 418 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,400 and the stakes are very high, 419 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,400 all right? 420 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,400 - Thank you. 421 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,767 - I'm gonna let you 422 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,767 get back to it. 423 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,100 Adios. 424 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,100 - Thanks, Ru. 425 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,600 - Adios. 426 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,600 - Team Detox. 427 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,500 Oh, my goodness. 428 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,500 - Hi, Ru. 429 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,934 - So you're playing 430 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,934 the young ingenue. 431 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:22,700 - Yes, I am the virginal 432 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:22,700 18-year-old. 433 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,567 I think we know 434 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,567 why I'm a virgin. 435 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,333 [laughter] 436 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,500 - Now, Detox, you reunited 437 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,500 Rolaskatox. 438 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,467 - Uh-huh. 439 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,467 - Is that a good idea? 440 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:35,600 Could it be a little bit of 441 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:35,600 a easy crutch? 442 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,200 - We just are so full 443 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,200 of personality, 444 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,367 and we have a lot of fun 445 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,367 working together. 446 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,867 - Well, you know, 447 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,867 it's great to have fun, 448 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:45,100 but you also need to take 449 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:45,100 this challenge seriously. 450 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,066 Now, Alaska, what are you 451 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,066 worried about in this challenge? 452 00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:50,300 - If every line is over the top, 453 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,767 then it's like, the really, 454 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,767 like, zinger lines lose their... 455 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:54,867 - I have to take this off. 456 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:58,300 [laughter] 457 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,100 - Now, Detox, 458 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,100 on the main stage, 459 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,633 the criticism you get is that 460 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,633 we're getting "B" plus. 461 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,066 We want "A" plus from you. 462 00:13:06,066 --> 00:13:07,467 And I'm just interested that 463 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:11,233 you're going to take it to that 464 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:11,233 place wearing a mask. 465 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:14,767 - Whatchu talkin' 'bout, 466 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:14,767 Willis? 467 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,967 - This is getting down 468 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,967 to the wire. 469 00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,333 Somebody's gonna go home. 470 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,133 And you got to make sure 471 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,133 it's not you. 472 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,133 - Right. 473 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,133 - You got a lot of work to do. 474 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,533 Get at it. 475 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:26,100 - All right, ladies, 476 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:26,100 gather around. 477 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,700 In a moment, you'll head 478 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,700 to the telenovela set, 479 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,934 and tomorrow on the main stage, 480 00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,700 the category is... 481 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:37,967 Latina lamorosa extravaganza. 482 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,066 - Ooh. 483 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,233 - Senoritas. 484 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,066 Good luck 485 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:45,066 and don't fuck it up. 486 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:47,867 Bye, eses. 487 00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,800 - Her critique was about 488 00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,800 this mask. 489 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,300 I don't feel it anymore. 490 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:56,300 - Girl, I've been read too many 491 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:56,300 times for wearing masks. 492 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,800 - Yeah. 493 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,433 - I've been working with 494 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,433 this mask the whole day. 495 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,367 - I always listen to critiques, 496 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,233 and she told us that 497 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,233 for a reason. 498 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,500 - I think that people are taking 499 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,500 this whole mask thing 500 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,333 a little bit too seriously. 501 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,934 - So we're good on costumes? 502 00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:11,767 - Uh, pretty much. 503 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,433 - Do you think I should wear 504 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,433 this dress, Jinkx? 505 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:15,567 The gold one. 506 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:17,767 - Now she's just going through 507 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:17,767 my wardrobe. 508 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,700 - I don't know what's going on 509 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,700 with Alyssa. 510 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,200 She's over in Jinkx's wardrobe, 511 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,900 trying to find something to wear 512 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,900 for the challenge? 513 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,900 Good luck with that. 514 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,734 - Ow, fuck! 515 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:35,066 - What are you doing? 516 00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:36,467 - I just stabbed myself. 517 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,700 Girl, all tea, all shade, 518 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,533 the dress doesn't fit. 519 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,166 - [sighs] 520 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:47,567 - You've got a ton of... 521 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:47,567 - Bull fantasy fat. 522 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,867 - Alyssa, for a pageant girl, 523 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,667 she sure didn't bring 524 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,667 no clothes. 525 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,266 I think it's time for her to go. 526 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:57,867 And I don't think I'm the only 527 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:57,867 one that feels that way. 528 00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:58,900 - Coming up... 529 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,567 Meet your handsome leading man. 530 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,533 - What? 531 00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,934 - [screams] 532 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:08,800 - [moans] 533 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,633 - That's your orgasm, Alyssa? 534 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,467 - Have you ever had one? 535 00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:14,667 - [laughing] 536 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:18,166 - [laughing] 537 00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:25,300 - Team Detox. 538 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,400 Hola, como esta? 539 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,834 - Oh! 540 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:31,100 - My group is just about to 541 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:31,100 start shooting our telenovela, 542 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,066 and we're ready to blow it out 543 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,066 of the fucking park. 544 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,400 - Welcome to this lavish set, 545 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,767 furnished by Form Decor. 546 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:42,800 And say hello 547 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:42,800 to Maria Conchita Alonso. 548 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,266 - Que bonitas. 549 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,400 [overlapping greetings] 550 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,500 - And, ladies, meet your 551 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,500 handsome leading man... 552 00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:52,967 Wilmer Valderrama. 553 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,500 - What? 554 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,500 [screaming] 555 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,500 Shut up! 556 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,734 - He is so gorgeous. 557 00:15:57,734 --> 00:15:59,400 I want to have his babies. 558 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,600 - All right. 559 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,667 Accion. 560 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,367 - Diego. 561 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,133 Que paso? 562 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,433 - He is dead. 563 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,333 And now we must determine which 564 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,333 one of us killed him. 565 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,066 - I couldn't kill him. 566 00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:18,600 Diego loved me. 567 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,500 And... 568 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,433 I gave him my virginity. 569 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,867 [all gasping] 570 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,734 And... 571 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:29,767 - Cut. 572 00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:32,734 Try to keep the pace up. 573 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:33,700 Accion. 574 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,700 - Bring us the poison. 575 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,667 [glass clinking] 576 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:55,233 Our poison bit is going on 577 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:55,233 a long time. 578 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:02,100 Roxxxy and I are sort of 579 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:02,100 standing there like... 580 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,100 - Cut. 581 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,133 When you're serving it, 582 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,567 you don't really 583 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,567 have to be serving three 584 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,533 because we can't see that 585 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,533 you're going one, two, three. 586 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:08,567 - Okay. 587 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,233 - So to make it faster, just... 588 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,233 you know? 589 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,734 - Oh, okay, so...okay. 590 00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:15,266 - Ladies, let's get into 591 00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:15,266 your positions. 592 00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:17,200 Now, Roxxxy, are you inching 593 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,066 over to Wilmer's crotch? 594 00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:20,934 - Only my hand, 595 00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:20,934 but you can't see it, right? 596 00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:22,767 [laughter] 597 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:23,834 - Horn dog. 598 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,767 - Action. 599 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,367 - [gasps] 600 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,367 - [grunts] 601 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,433 - [gasps] 602 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,900 - Agh! 603 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:29,867 - Cut. 604 00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,100 Could we tighten up 605 00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,100 the slapping? 606 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,200 It looked a little, 607 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,200 you know... 608 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,734 - Both: [grunt] 609 00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,133 - Agh! 610 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,900 - Cut. 611 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,900 Okay. 612 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,567 Ladies, you're fine. 613 00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,433 - What? 614 00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,433 - Thank you very much. 615 00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:43,967 - Bye, Wilmer. 616 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,233 - Team Alyssa. 617 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,066 Como esta? 618 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,066 - Muy bien. 619 00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,066 - Si. 620 00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:51,233 - We're prepared, 621 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,700 and we are prepared 622 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,700 to take this set by storm 623 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,934 and really deliver the drama. 624 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:56,934 - Accion. 625 00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,667 - [gasps] 626 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,834 - It is I who cast the spell. 627 00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:04,667 - You are muy estupida 628 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:09,767 if you think you are going to 629 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:09,767 take over our familia. 630 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,266 I am serving up 631 00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:15,166 some Sofia "Vergar-r-a-rasa" 632 00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:15,166 realness. 633 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,467 When I'm not talking, 634 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:21,066 I want to be reacting to what 635 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:21,066 other people are saying. 636 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:24,367 - Maria, I have some bad news. 637 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:27,266 If you hear the names of food, 638 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:31,066 you will orgasm so violently. 639 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,066 - Chimichanga. 640 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:33,667 - Ah, oh! 641 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,600 Ay, ay, si, si! 642 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,600 Si, si! 643 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,467 - Nacho grande! 644 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,233 - Ah! 645 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,233 - Ay, ay! 646 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,633 - Oh, oh! 647 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:44,834 [gasping] 648 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:45,900 - Cut. 649 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,133 When Jinkxy is doing the orgasm, 650 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,700 Alyssa, you need to at least 651 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,700 match 652 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,734 what Jinkx is doing. 653 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:51,734 - Okay. 654 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,100 - Ah, come on, Alyssa, 655 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,266 I really, really want you 656 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,266 to pull this off. 657 00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,567 We are a team. 658 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,834 - And it's supposed to be 659 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,834 an orgasm, so, you know... 660 00:18:58,834 --> 00:18:59,834 - Yeah. 661 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,100 I was trying to be like 662 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,867 a 48-year-old having it. 663 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,066 - Yeah, but you also want to 664 00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:05,266 steal the scene, you know. 665 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,667 - Yeah, okay. 666 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,467 - Chimichanga. 667 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:09,867 - [moaning exaggeratedly] 668 00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:12,934 - [whimpering] 669 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,500 - Whoever Alyssa is sleeping 670 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,500 with 671 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,133 is apparently 672 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,133 not doing their job. 673 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,734 - [sobbing] 674 00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:23,066 No! 675 00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:23,066 - And cut. 676 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:27,266 That's your orgasm, Alyssa? 677 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,967 - Have you ever had one? 678 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,433 - Yeah. 679 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,967 I'm feeling so insecure, 680 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,333 and it's frustrating 681 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,934 because I want to be so fierce 682 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,934 and so sickening, 683 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:40,100 and I'm not. 684 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,767 - Action. 685 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:44,066 - Have you seen Maria 686 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:44,066 or her mother? 687 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,600 - No esta aqui. 688 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,133 - Cut. 689 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,800 - No estan. 690 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,800 - No estan. 691 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,100 - Aqui. 692 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,100 - Aqui. 693 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:54,066 - Yes. 694 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:54,066 - No estan aqui. 695 00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:56,767 They are... 696 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:57,900 Oh, my God. 697 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,367 Wilmer. 698 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,600 Ooh. 699 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,700 - Cut. 700 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,700 - I looked at him, 701 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,467 and I forgot my line. 702 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:10,300 - Would you like to have dinner 703 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:10,300 with me? 704 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,300 - [purrs] 705 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,266 I forgot my line, Ru. 706 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:17,433 - That's not gonna do anything 707 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,834 for us as a group. 708 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,467 I'm nervous because 709 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,467 I don't want my very best 710 00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:25,633 to be overshadowed 711 00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:25,633 by someone else's very worst. 712 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,934 - That's a wrap. 713 00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:30,934 [energetic salsa music] 714 00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:31,967 - Ooh. 715 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,100 - Get ready for the kraken. 716 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,100 - Get ready for the kraken, 717 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,100 darling. 718 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,367 - Coming into tonight's 719 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,367 elimination, 720 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,233 we're all on pins and needles, 721 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:43,467 because we do not know 722 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:43,467 what the edited, 723 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:46,000 finished product 724 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:46,000 is gonna look like. 725 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,500 Look, someone's gonna go home, 726 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,800 so I need to get my wigs ready. 727 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,800 - Alyssa, if you wear 728 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,800 one more do, bitch, 729 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,200 where you whip it off 730 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,200 to one side... 731 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,266 - Girl, if you wear one more 732 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,266 stretch costume, girl... 733 00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:55,266 - [gasps] 734 00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:56,333 - Go work on your outfits, 735 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,367 'cause I think 736 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,367 you're running out. 737 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,500 - Ooh! 738 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,500 - It's done. 739 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,800 - Wait, wait, wait, Alyssa, 740 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,133 do you have enough stuff 741 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,133 to get through 742 00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:03,433 the rest of the competition? 743 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:04,500 - Girl, yes, ma'am. 744 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,867 And I can sew if I have to sew. 745 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,967 - Alyssa, you ain't gonna 746 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,967 have to sew 747 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,066 'cause you'll be goin' in 748 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,066 everybody else's wardrobe. 749 00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,934 - Oh! 750 00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,934 - Ah! 751 00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:13,800 - Hold on now, 752 00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:13,800 let's get something clear. 753 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,300 That was for the challenge. 754 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,200 Baby, I ain't never wore none 755 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,200 of y'all's stuff on the runway. 756 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,300 I ain't never had to, 757 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,300 and I never will. 758 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,834 - Girl, if you had as much 759 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,834 energy in your orgasm yesterday 760 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,633 as you got right now, 761 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,633 we would have been fine. 762 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,767 - Ooh! 763 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,266 - Coco thinks she's smart. 764 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,066 I think it's a part of Coco's 765 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,066 character to take low blows. 766 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,400 When all the pageant stuff 767 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,400 went down, 768 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,367 she did the same thing. 769 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,166 - Are you scared going into 770 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,166 this runway? 771 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,066 - I feel confident 772 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,066 with my look today 773 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,467 because it's a clear concept 774 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,467 from head to toe. 775 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,266 I'm gonna do Dia de los Muertos. 776 00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:46,266 I'm gonna do skeleton makeup. 777 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:49,066 - Jinkx Monsoon, 778 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:49,066 the buffoon. 779 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,900 What are you thinking, girl? 780 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,567 You're going out there 781 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,567 as Skeletor? 782 00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,066 One judge did say, 783 00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,066 I think it was Michelle, 784 00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:58,066 that you're kind of costume-y. 785 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,800 - I really want to wear 786 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,800 this costume. 787 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,266 - But it's a risk. 788 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:03,600 - If it doesn't land, 789 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:03,600 it's like me telling jokes. 790 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,767 Then it was, 791 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,767 it was a complete miss. 792 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,300 - Are you single right now? 793 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:15,133 - I started trying to, like, 794 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:15,133 kind of date a little bit. 795 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,133 - Yeah. 796 00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:19,867 - Afterwards, um... 797 00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:23,400 Opening up about my ex-boyfriend 798 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,667 is still really difficult. 799 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,934 Our relationship 800 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,934 was so tumultuous, 801 00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:29,800 especially towards the end. 802 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,767 When I ended up trying 803 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,767 to break up with him, 804 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,567 he got really crazy 805 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,567 and started stalking me, 806 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,266 and was, like, 807 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,266 threatening my life 808 00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:37,233 and, like, telling me... 809 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:38,367 - What? 810 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:38,367 - He was gonna find me. 811 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:41,967 Then, two weeks later, 812 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:41,967 he was dead, so... 813 00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:44,500 You know, I saw the body. 814 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,266 I got to the house, 815 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,266 and there he was. 816 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,266 [somber music] 817 00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:51,900 * * 818 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,567 there's not a day that goes by 819 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,567 that I don't think about him. 820 00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:59,567 * * 821 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,667 But it was tough, girl. 822 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,333 It was so hard. 823 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,500 - I just want you to know 824 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,200 that I always will love you, 825 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,200 okay? 826 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,367 - Letting Roxxxy know a little 827 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,367 bit more about it was nice, 828 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,567 because I've never gone 829 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,567 to a therapist. 830 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,533 I've never really talked 831 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,533 to anybody about 832 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,934 the way that I feel. 833 00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:18,700 And I think this experience 834 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:23,200 is just bringing Roxxxy 835 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:23,200 and I closer together. 836 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,200 - Coming up... 837 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,133 - I have no freakin' clue 838 00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:27,867 what you said in that novela. 839 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,066 - I don't get it. 840 00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:31,400 I don't get 841 00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:31,400 what it's supposed to be. 842 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,433 - [laughing] 843 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,867 - [laughing] 844 00:23:36,867 --> 00:23:40,266 [dramatic music] 845 00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:43,867 - [laughing] 846 00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:45,834 [RuPaul's Cover Girl] 847 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:46,900 * Cover girl * 848 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,266 * Put the bass in your walk * 849 00:23:49,266 --> 00:23:50,767 * Head to toe * 850 00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:54,300 * Let your whole body talk * 851 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,567 * And what? * 852 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,400 Welcome to the main stage 853 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,166 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 854 00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:00,600 Michelle Visage. 855 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,133 Hola, mama. 856 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,133 - Hola, mi corazon. 857 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,333 - Shake the dice 858 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,333 and steal the rice and beans. 859 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,367 Santino. 860 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:09,500 - Ya tu sabes. 861 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,967 - Ay caramba, 862 00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:13,367 it's Maria Conchita Alonso. 863 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:14,633 You look gorgeous. 864 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,066 - Gracias. 865 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,667 - And a sexy senorita 866 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,934 who's no stranger 867 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,934 to primetime drama. 868 00:24:21,934 --> 00:24:23,667 From Guys with Kids, 869 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,467 Jamie-Lynn Sigler. 870 00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:26,767 You look so pretty tonight. 871 00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,433 - Not as pretty as you. 872 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,066 - This week, 873 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,066 our queens were challenged 874 00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:34,166 to deliver the drama 875 00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:34,166 in two telenovelas. 876 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:35,433 And tonight, 877 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,433 they're ready to make us gag 878 00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:42,066 on their Latina glamorosa 879 00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:42,066 eleganza. 880 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,367 Gentlemen, 881 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,367 start your engines, 882 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:47,100 and may the best woman win. 883 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,133 [RuPaul's I Bring the Beat] 884 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:50,734 - * Commence shake down * 885 00:24:50,734 --> 00:24:52,533 - Up first, Detox. 886 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,600 I'm bullish on that look. 887 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,066 - I'm serving up 888 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,066 mariachi realness. 889 00:24:57,066 --> 00:24:58,300 Oh, ay, dios mios. 890 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,533 [shouts el grito] 891 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,266 - [laughing] 892 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,900 I bet she's got 893 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,900 some cock-and-bull story. 894 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,066 Roxxxy Andrews. 895 00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:09,600 Check out those chichis. 896 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,266 - Hey, I'm the only Latina left. 897 00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:12,700 I have to represent. 898 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,500 - I can see 899 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,500 her coochie-coochie. 900 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,600 - Okay. 901 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,767 - The 49th state, Alaska. 902 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:19,700 - Ay, caramba. 903 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,867 - I'm shaking my maracas. 904 00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:24,834 I bought cha-cha heels for 905 00:25:21,867 --> 00:25:24,834 Christmas. 906 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:27,433 - I got to teach you 907 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:27,433 how to play the maracas. 908 00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:28,433 - [laughs] 909 00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:30,734 - Mucho muchacha. 910 00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:33,367 Alyssa Edwards. 911 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,400 - Very dramatic, huh? 912 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,066 - She's a Spanish fly girl. 913 00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:38,567 - Um, tonight, 914 00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:41,066 I'm serving Latin fish drama. 915 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,800 - Look at that legwork. 916 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,800 - Yes. 917 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800 - Hyperextension. 918 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,266 - Serving Tex-Mex. 919 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,400 Coco Montrese. 920 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,834 - Ooh. 921 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:51,266 - Loco for Coco. 922 00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:56,266 - I'm giving the judges Dorothy 923 00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:56,266 Dandridge Latina glamour, baby. 924 00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:58,633 - Her name was Lola Falana. 925 00:25:58,633 --> 00:26:00,734 - Lola, do you wanna? 926 00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:03,066 - Jinkx Monsoon. 927 00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:05,433 [gasps] 928 00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:05,433 - Drag of the dead. 929 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:08,166 - I feel fan-fucking-tastic. 930 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:12,667 Looking spooky and sexy 931 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:12,667 all at the same time. 932 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,500 - You know, Jinkx is like 933 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,500 all the other supermodels, 934 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,066 just skin and bones. 935 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:19,166 - [laughs] Yes. 936 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,900 - Buenas noches, ladies. 937 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:24,133 Let's take a look 938 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:24,133 at your telenovelas. 939 00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:27,934 First up, Ella No Es Dama. 940 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,934 [melodramatic music] 941 00:26:30,934 --> 00:26:33,066 * * 942 00:26:33,066 --> 00:26:37,233 - We must determine 943 00:26:33,066 --> 00:26:37,233 which one of us killed him. 944 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:39,066 - [gasps] 945 00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:40,700 [gasps] 946 00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:40,700 - [gasps] 947 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,967 [all gasping] 948 00:26:42,967 --> 00:26:45,200 - I couldn't kill him. 949 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,133 I gave him my virginity! 950 00:26:47,133 --> 00:26:48,700 - [gasps] 951 00:26:47,133 --> 00:26:48,700 - [gasps] 952 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,633 - And... 953 00:26:50,633 --> 00:26:53,500 I'm carrying his baby. 954 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,734 - Ah! 955 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,734 Agh! 956 00:26:55,734 --> 00:26:57,467 Diego loved me. 957 00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:58,433 - [gasps] 958 00:26:58,433 --> 00:27:00,834 - He didn't mind 959 00:26:58,433 --> 00:27:00,834 that I was old. 960 00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:04,967 And I am carrying his baby. 961 00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:06,133 Agh! 962 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:08,200 - How could Diego love you, 963 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,266 when he loved me? 964 00:27:10,266 --> 00:27:13,066 And I am carrying his baby dos. 965 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,200 - [gasps] 966 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,066 - There is only one thing left 967 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,066 for us to do. 968 00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:19,333 Bring us the poison. 969 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,400 - [gasps] 970 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:28,066 - All: Vaya con dios. 971 00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:30,200 - [sobbing] 972 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,467 - All: [choking] 973 00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:37,967 [gasp] 974 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:41,600 [choking] 975 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,967 [gasp] 976 00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,900 [exhale] 977 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:48,867 [ominous music] 978 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:53,667 * * 979 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,834 - So stupid. 980 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:59,066 - You're telling me. 981 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:01,166 - Oh, my brother. 982 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:01,166 The beautiful drag queen. 983 00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:04,066 - [grunting] 984 00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:05,367 - No eres una dama. 985 00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:06,967 - I've been working here 986 00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:06,967 five years. 987 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:10,100 You'd think they'd notice this 988 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:10,100 Adam's apple from now, huh? 989 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:12,133 We will now be very rich. 990 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:14,300 Muy rico! 991 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,367 - Both: [laugh evilly] 992 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,367 [laughter and applause] 993 00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:27,467 - Next up, Casa de Locas. 994 00:28:27,467 --> 00:28:30,433 [peaceful guitar music] 995 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:31,400 * * 996 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,467 - I have bad news. 997 00:28:34,467 --> 00:28:36,333 Hilda... 998 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,533 get out, you ugly, stupid maid. 999 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:44,967 Maria, you have a rare, 1000 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:44,967 fatal condition. 1001 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,367 - Oh! 1002 00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:48,500 - If you hear the names of food, 1003 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,200 you will orgasm so violently 1004 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,567 that you will... 1005 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,834 die. 1006 00:28:56,834 --> 00:28:58,734 I have the same disease. 1007 00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:00,066 - [gasps] 1008 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:02,834 [screaming] 1009 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:02,834 Nooo! 1010 00:29:02,834 --> 00:29:04,367 [normal voice] 1011 00:29:02,834 --> 00:29:04,367 Now that you mention it, 1012 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,667 we never talk about food. 1013 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,734 - [laughing] 1014 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:10,834 [ominous music] 1015 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:13,367 It is I who put the curse on 1016 00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:15,367 la casa de locas. 1017 00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:16,633 - [gasps] 1018 00:29:16,633 --> 00:29:18,500 - [hisses] 1019 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,867 Hilda! 1020 00:29:19,867 --> 00:29:23,066 You are muy estupida 1021 00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:26,667 if you think you are going to 1022 00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:26,667 take over our familia! 1023 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:27,734 - Chimichanga! 1024 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:31,433 [Alyssa and Jinkx moaning] 1025 00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:34,066 Si, si! 1026 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:37,967 Y... fish taco! 1027 00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:40,200 [Alyssa and Jinkx moaning] 1028 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,300 - No! 1029 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,300 - Yes! 1030 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,266 - No! 1031 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:44,934 - Yes! 1032 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:44,934 [chokes] 1033 00:29:44,934 --> 00:29:48,266 - [gasping] 1034 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:53,133 - Is Maria or su madre here? 1035 00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:56,066 - No estan aqui. 1036 00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:59,633 Maybe I can help you 1037 00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:59,633 with something? 1038 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,266 - Would you like to have dinner 1039 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,266 with me? 1040 00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:07,934 - I thought you'd never ask. 1041 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,266 - [laughs awkwardly] 1042 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:13,767 [scattered applause] 1043 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:15,800 - Now, this week you've worked 1044 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:15,800 in groups. 1045 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,166 But tonight, you'll be judged 1046 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,166 as individuals. 1047 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,800 It's time for 1048 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,800 the judges' critiques. 1049 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,834 Coming up... 1050 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:26,400 - I think you were intimidated. 1051 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,400 - That dress is probably 1052 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,400 one of the worst I've ever seen 1053 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,200 in five seasons. 1054 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,233 - [laughing] 1055 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:36,734 - [laughing] 1056 00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:40,000 All right, it's time 1057 00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:40,000 for the judges' critiques. 1058 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,133 Starting with...Detox. 1059 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,300 - I'm not sure about 1060 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,300 the sombrero. 1061 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:47,900 It's so campy, 1062 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:47,900 and the outfit is so not. 1063 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:49,166 - On to the telenovela. 1064 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,333 I think the villain has to have 1065 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,333 the biggest presence, 1066 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,800 so I wanted you to just have 1067 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,800 something a little bit greater. 1068 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,333 - Next up, Roxxxy Andrews. 1069 00:30:58,333 --> 00:30:59,767 - Tonight on the runway, 1070 00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:01,834 your makeup looks amazing. 1071 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:03,367 More so than ever before. 1072 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:05,133 - This is the least amount 1073 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:05,133 of makeup I've worn ever. 1074 00:31:05,133 --> 00:31:06,233 - [laughs] 1075 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:08,133 - You look stunning. 1076 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:08,133 - Thank you so much. 1077 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,433 - And the telenovela, 1078 00:31:09,433 --> 00:31:11,333 from the way you moved your body 1079 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,667 to your high-pitched voice, 1080 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,400 the way you moved your head 1081 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,400 when you got slapped. 1082 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,900 You took that role, and you did 1083 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,900 great things with it, 1084 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,567 and I was really impressed. 1085 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:21,300 - Up next, Alaska. 1086 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:21,300 - Hi. 1087 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,934 - Tonight on the runway, 1088 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,934 you gave us another upbeat walk, 1089 00:31:24,934 --> 00:31:26,567 and it works for you. 1090 00:31:26,567 --> 00:31:27,767 - Cruella de Vil. 1091 00:31:27,767 --> 00:31:30,633 That's what I saw 1092 00:31:27,767 --> 00:31:30,633 when you were acting, 1093 00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:32,333 which you did a very good job. 1094 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,867 - I think you're really, 1095 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,867 really gifted. 1096 00:31:33,867 --> 00:31:35,133 I could take notes from you, 1097 00:31:33,867 --> 00:31:35,133 for sure. 1098 00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:36,133 - Thank you. 1099 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:38,967 - Up next, Alyssa Edwards. 1100 00:31:38,967 --> 00:31:41,233 - Alyssa, 1101 00:31:38,967 --> 00:31:41,233 I have no freakin' clue 1102 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,300 what you said in that novela. 1103 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:44,333 - [gasps] 1104 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,967 - You turned into Dracula 1105 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,967 a few times. 1106 00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:48,400 I was like, what? 1107 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,834 - Tonight, that dress 1108 00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:52,967 is probably one of the worst 1109 00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:52,967 dresses I've ever seen 1110 00:31:52,967 --> 00:31:55,600 on this runway in five seasons. 1111 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,667 It is such a mess. 1112 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,667 I don't get it. 1113 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,433 I don't get what 1114 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,433 it's supposed to be. 1115 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:02,233 - Okay, when you go 1116 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:02,233 to the clubs, 1117 00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:04,433 every single, 1118 00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:04,433 each and every night, 1119 00:32:04,433 --> 00:32:06,300 you don't ask the girls, 1120 00:32:04,433 --> 00:32:06,300 "Did you sew that? 1121 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,433 "Did you make that? 1122 00:32:07,433 --> 00:32:09,467 Were you funny the other night 1123 00:32:07,433 --> 00:32:09,467 to get here?" 1124 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:11,633 But if you say tonight, 1125 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:11,633 lip sync for your life, 1126 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:14,133 I'm gonna lip sync for my life, 1127 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:14,133 and if I'm able to stay, 1128 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:15,467 I'll do it every damn week 1129 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,867 because I am an entertainer. 1130 00:32:18,867 --> 00:32:20,834 - Alyssa, every last one of 1131 00:32:18,867 --> 00:32:20,834 these girls 1132 00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:22,300 are amazing performers. 1133 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:23,633 - I didn't discredit nobody. 1134 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:25,767 - It comes across as if, 1135 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,066 "I'm the best entertainer 1136 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,066 up here, 1137 00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:28,967 "and if I have to lip sync 1138 00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:28,967 for my life every night, 1139 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:30,967 I'll lip sync my way 1140 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:30,967 all the way to the crown." 1141 00:32:30,967 --> 00:32:33,467 That's not what this is about. 1142 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:35,667 - Alyssa, 1143 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:35,667 we know you got it. 1144 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:37,734 Your characteristics are funny, 1145 00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:40,500 you're beautiful, 1146 00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:40,500 you have the total package. 1147 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:44,066 I'm just not sure if you know 1148 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:44,066 how to connect the pieces. 1149 00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:45,333 You know? 1150 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:46,367 - Thank you. 1151 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:49,266 - All right. 1152 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:49,266 Thanks, Alyssa. 1153 00:32:49,266 --> 00:32:52,200 Next up, Jinkx Monsoon. 1154 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,133 - Um... 1155 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:56,633 you confuse me sometimes. 1156 00:32:56,633 --> 00:32:58,100 And that's a good thing. 1157 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,333 - [laughs] 1158 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,333 - Keep me on my damn toes. 1159 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,734 - I was really shocked 1160 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,734 by your outfit tonight, 1161 00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:03,734 but I love it. 1162 00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:05,166 I think it's really fun. 1163 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,066 - In the telenovela, 1164 00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,066 you were perfection. 1165 00:33:08,066 --> 00:33:10,200 Your change of emotion 1166 00:33:08,066 --> 00:33:10,200 on a dime 1167 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,667 to you humping the couch 1168 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,200 when you were having 1169 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,200 your orgasm. 1170 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,467 - [moaning] 1171 00:33:14,467 --> 00:33:16,200 [gasping] 1172 00:33:14,467 --> 00:33:16,200 [squeals] 1173 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,233 You did the best orgasm! 1174 00:33:18,233 --> 00:33:20,433 - [laughing] 1175 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:23,266 - Next up, Coco Montrese. 1176 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:23,266 - Hi, Ru. 1177 00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:25,667 - Your look tonight 1178 00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:25,667 on the runway, I love it. 1179 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,567 It's a beautiful mango color. 1180 00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:29,934 You worked that jumpsuit. 1181 00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:29,934 Great choice. 1182 00:33:29,934 --> 00:33:32,967 In the telenovela, 1183 00:33:29,934 --> 00:33:32,967 I was left wanting more. 1184 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:36,233 - I think you were 1185 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:36,233 a little bit intimidated 1186 00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:39,533 when you got next to Wilmer. 1187 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:41,066 - Thank you, ladies. 1188 00:33:41,066 --> 00:33:42,600 I think we've heard enough. 1189 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,433 While you enjoy 1190 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,433 an Absolut cocktail 1191 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:47,467 in the Interior Illusions 1192 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:47,467 Lounge, 1193 00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:51,066 the judges and I 1194 00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:51,066 will deliberate. 1195 00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:53,834 You may leave the stage. 1196 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:57,600 All right, 1197 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:57,600 just between us chicas, 1198 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,667 what do you think? 1199 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:00,567 Let's start with Detox. 1200 00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:01,667 - Tonight on the runway, 1201 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:04,533 this really wasn't Detox's 1202 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:04,533 best effort. 1203 00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:06,433 And I expect more from her. 1204 00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:09,066 - Well, she slapped very good. 1205 00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:09,066 [laughs] 1206 00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:10,700 - Which is very important 1207 00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:10,700 in a telenovela. 1208 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:11,767 - Yes. 1209 00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:13,133 - She was funny-ish 1210 00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:13,133 with baby dos 1211 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:14,934 but could have been 1212 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:14,934 so much bigger. 1213 00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:16,633 Like, that was 1214 00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:16,633 a wasted opportunity. 1215 00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:18,567 - Roxxxy Andrews. 1216 00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:20,633 - She looked so pretty 1217 00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:20,633 with that black hair, 1218 00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,233 and her makeup looked gorgeous. 1219 00:34:22,233 --> 00:34:24,533 And her body shape 1220 00:34:22,233 --> 00:34:24,533 with the cinch waist. 1221 00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:25,834 She just melted my loins. 1222 00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:27,834 - Well, I loved seeing her 1223 00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:27,834 cinched in like that. 1224 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:30,166 And the hair, and she drew on 1225 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:30,166 the Latin curls. 1226 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,166 - Oh, on the face. 1227 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,166 That's so cute. 1228 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,133 Yeah. 1229 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,133 And in the telenovela. 1230 00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:35,100 - She was strong. 1231 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,967 Everything she did, 1232 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,967 the physicality, 1233 00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:38,200 her voice, the pitch. 1234 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,200 She stood out. 1235 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,867 - Roxxxy redeemed herself 1236 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,867 this week 1237 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:43,967 from the past two weeks 1238 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:43,967 of kind of letting us down. 1239 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:45,433 - Alaska. 1240 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:47,667 - Ella No Es Dama really was 1241 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:51,467 the better of the two 1242 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:51,467 telenovelas because of Alaska. 1243 00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,166 - It was a very layered 1244 00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,166 performance. 1245 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:54,300 She's a gifted comedian. 1246 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,467 - Tonight on the runway, 1247 00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,233 the dress looked really cheap. 1248 00:34:57,233 --> 00:34:58,600 But she gave us 1249 00:34:57,233 --> 00:34:58,600 a little more ass. 1250 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,333 - Yes. 1251 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,333 - And you like that. 1252 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,166 - Hell, yeah, I like more ass. 1253 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,700 [laughter] 1254 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:06,100 - Alyssa Edwards. 1255 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,700 What did you think of her outfit 1256 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,700 on the runway? 1257 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,367 - Whoever made that for her 1258 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,367 is fired. 1259 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:13,166 - Thanks a lot, Grandma. 1260 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,900 - [laughing] 1261 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,400 - And what'd you think of her 1262 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,400 in the telenovela? 1263 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,700 - That role could have been 1264 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,700 so, so big and funny, 1265 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,800 because she's so intriguing 1266 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,800 to me. 1267 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,900 - How is it that 1268 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,900 she doesn't know 1269 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,333 how to ham it up 1270 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,333 in front of a camera? 1271 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,066 - She doesn't know 1272 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,066 what she's got. 1273 00:35:29,066 --> 00:35:30,900 - She was already talking about, 1274 00:35:29,066 --> 00:35:30,900 like, 1275 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,633 having to lip sync for her life 1276 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,633 tonight. 1277 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:34,800 - If that inner dialogue 1278 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:34,800 is saying, 1279 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,066 you know, 1280 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,066 "I'm gonna fail at this 1281 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,200 or I'm not any good at this," 1282 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,066 well, hello, 1283 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,066 that's what you get, you know. 1284 00:35:39,066 --> 00:35:41,166 - Yes. 1285 00:35:39,066 --> 00:35:41,166 - Jinkxy Monsoon. 1286 00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:42,700 - She is a very good actress. 1287 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,900 She's beautiful. 1288 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,900 She's funny. 1289 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,867 - She took that script, 1290 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,867 and she made it her own. 1291 00:35:46,867 --> 00:35:49,066 - That takes a really talented 1292 00:35:46,867 --> 00:35:49,066 person to be able to do that. 1293 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:52,367 - She looked flawless 1294 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:52,367 in that telenovela. 1295 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,834 - Yeah. 1296 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,834 - The Dia de los Muertos. 1297 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:55,800 It was shocking. 1298 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,800 I think she looked fierce 1299 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,066 the way she did it. 1300 00:35:58,066 --> 00:36:01,433 - I loved the cojones 1301 00:35:58,066 --> 00:36:01,433 it took to do that, 1302 00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:05,100 and it really did 1303 00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:05,100 catch me by surprise. 1304 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,500 Coco Montrese. 1305 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,066 - I thought she looked gorgeous. 1306 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,967 I mean, this is her color, 1307 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,967 the shape, 1308 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:12,200 even the cheapish flowers. 1309 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,500 In the novela, there were a lot 1310 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,500 of weird choices 1311 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,800 and missed opportunities. 1312 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,567 A lot of literal acting out, 1313 00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:20,300 which is, like, cardinal sin 1314 00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:20,300 number one. 1315 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,767 - I wanted her to stand out 1316 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,767 so much more. 1317 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:25,633 It felt as if her role 1318 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:25,633 was insignificant 1319 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,800 until the end 1320 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:27,800 when you realized what it was, 1321 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,400 and then you just wished 1322 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,400 that it was more than that. 1323 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,100 - Silence. 1324 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,467 I've made my decision. 1325 00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:38,266 Bring back my girls. 1326 00:36:38,266 --> 00:36:39,467 - [laughing] 1327 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:44,066 - [laughing] 1328 00:36:44,066 --> 00:36:45,400 Welcome back, ladies. 1329 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,800 I've made some decisions. 1330 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,367 Roxxxy Andrews, 1331 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,367 as Teresa the virgin, 1332 00:36:52,367 --> 00:36:54,567 you really gave it up. 1333 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:58,333 You're safe. 1334 00:36:58,333 --> 00:37:02,400 - Alaska... 1335 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,433 you're safe. 1336 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,500 - Thank you. 1337 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,300 - Jinkx Monsoon, 1338 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,667 this week, you came, 1339 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,667 you saw... 1340 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:16,567 and you came again. 1341 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:19,133 You're the winner 1342 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:19,133 of this week's challenge. 1343 00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,300 [applause] 1344 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:21,367 - Thank you. 1345 00:37:21,367 --> 00:37:25,166 - You've won a pair 1346 00:37:21,367 --> 00:37:25,166 of faux fur coats 1347 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:27,900 from Fabulous-Furs. 1348 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,934 - It's muy magnifico. 1349 00:37:29,934 --> 00:37:32,700 I am the first one 1350 00:37:29,934 --> 00:37:32,700 to win two challenges 1351 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:35,934 in this competition. 1352 00:37:35,934 --> 00:37:37,500 - Alyssa Edwards, 1353 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:40,400 your performance 1354 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:40,400 in the telenovela 1355 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,467 did not have us screaming 1356 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,467 in ecstasy. 1357 00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:47,834 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are 1358 00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:47,834 up for elimination. 1359 00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:49,333 - [sighs] 1360 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,867 - Coco Montrese, 1361 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:54,100 as Hilda the maid, 1362 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:54,100 you were a little... 1363 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,400 dusty. 1364 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:01,266 Detox, as Consuela the maid, 1365 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:01,266 you... 1366 00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:04,834 didn't clean up. 1367 00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:07,567 Coco Montrese... 1368 00:38:07,567 --> 00:38:11,734 I'm sorry, my dear, 1369 00:38:07,567 --> 00:38:11,734 but you are up for elimination. 1370 00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:12,734 - Ooh. 1371 00:38:12,734 --> 00:38:15,734 [tense music] 1372 00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:17,266 * * 1373 00:38:17,266 --> 00:38:19,467 - Detox, you may join 1374 00:38:17,266 --> 00:38:19,467 the other girls. 1375 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,400 Two queens stand before me. 1376 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,433 Ladies, 1377 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,433 this is your last chance 1378 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:29,633 to impress me 1379 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:34,367 and save yourself 1380 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:34,367 from elimination. 1381 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:39,400 The time has come for you 1382 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:39,400 to lip sync for your life. 1383 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,800 - From the first day 1384 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,800 I walked into the workroom 1385 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,533 and I saw her face, 1386 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:49,633 I wanted to step on that stage 1387 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:49,633 across from her 1388 00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:52,066 and get vindication. 1389 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:55,400 - After all the drama with 1390 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:55,400 our last pageant experience, 1391 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,367 we both want this crown. 1392 00:38:57,367 --> 00:38:59,300 This will be the tiebreaker. 1393 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,200 - Good luck, 1394 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,300 and don't fuck it up. 1395 00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:10,233 - * He's a cold-hearted snake * 1396 00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:11,266 - * Girl * 1397 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,467 - * Look into his eyes * 1398 00:39:13,467 --> 00:39:14,433 * Uh-oh * 1399 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:16,166 * He's been telling lies * 1400 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,867 * He's a lover boy at play * 1401 00:39:17,867 --> 00:39:20,300 - * Girl * 1402 00:39:17,867 --> 00:39:20,300 - * He don't play by rules * 1403 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,600 - * Oh, oh * 1404 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,600 - * Oh, oh * 1405 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,333 * Girl, 1406 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,333 don't play the fool now * 1407 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,066 * How come, how come he can 1408 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,066 he can tell-a tell-a * 1409 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,800 * You're-a you're-a always 1410 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,800 always number number one * 1411 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,133 * Without a doubt 1412 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,133 when-a when-a he is he is... * 1413 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,166 - I'm making sure the judges 1414 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,166 see every word 1415 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,333 that's coming out of my mouth, 1416 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:36,200 as if I was Paula Abdul herself. 1417 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,100 - * You could find somebody 1418 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,100 better, girl * 1419 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:42,934 * Let me tell ya 1420 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:42,934 he's c-cold as ice * 1421 00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:45,233 - That spinning jump 1422 00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:45,233 into the split? 1423 00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:47,133 I mean, come on. 1424 00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:48,934 - Coco's spinning 1425 00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:48,934 very beautiful. 1426 00:39:48,934 --> 00:39:51,800 Her outfit works perfectly 1427 00:39:48,934 --> 00:39:51,800 for the dance moves. 1428 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,900 Miss thing, she is everything. 1429 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,700 - * C-c-c-cold-hearted * 1430 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:58,467 * S-s-s-snake * 1431 00:39:58,467 --> 00:39:59,600 - [laughing] 1432 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,333 - * Cold-hearted 1433 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,333 s-s-s-s-nake * 1434 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,133 * He's a cold-hearted snake * 1435 00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:05,967 - The lip sync is jaw-dropping. 1436 00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:07,734 It's gonna be neck and neck. 1437 00:40:07,734 --> 00:40:10,367 - * Girl, don't play the fool * 1438 00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:12,600 [cheers and applause] 1439 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,100 - [howls] 1440 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:18,667 - Wow. 1441 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,100 Ladies... 1442 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,934 I've made my decision. 1443 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:27,967 Coco Montrese... 1444 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,900 shantay, you stay. 1445 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:33,266 - [exhales heavily] 1446 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,567 Coco, you may join 1447 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,567 the other girls. 1448 00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,667 - Thank you. 1449 00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,667 - Congratulations. 1450 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:38,934 - [inaudible] 1451 00:40:38,934 --> 00:40:41,900 - [sighs] 1452 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,133 - Alyssa Edwards, 1453 00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:45,333 the next time you look 1454 00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:45,333 in the mirror, 1455 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:49,000 I hope you see what I see... 1456 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:49,000 a triple threat. 1457 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,233 A dancer, 1458 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,233 a beauty queen, 1459 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:56,533 and one fierce-ass 1460 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:56,533 "entertainter". 1461 00:40:56,533 --> 00:41:00,233 Now, sashay away. 1462 00:41:00,233 --> 00:41:02,200 - Thank you. 1463 00:41:00,233 --> 00:41:02,200 - Thank you. 1464 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,266 [applause] 1465 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:08,800 Deuces. 1466 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,300 I cannot say 1467 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,300 that I'm heartbroken, 1468 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,600 because I gave it my all. 1469 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,967 And to say that 1470 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,967 I am in the top six 1471 00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:20,066 of America's finest 1472 00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:20,066 in this art form 1473 00:41:20,066 --> 00:41:21,800 is a privilege, 1474 00:41:20,066 --> 00:41:21,800 and it's an honor. 1475 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,100 Always and forever... 1476 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:28,567 [echoing] 1477 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:28,567 Alyssa Edwards! 1478 00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:32,467 - Condragulations, 1479 00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:32,467 my ferocious five. 1480 00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:34,734 Now, remember, 1481 00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:34,734 if you can't love yourself, 1482 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,400 how in the hell you gonna love 1483 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,400 somebody else? 1484 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,667 Can I get an amen up in here? 1485 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,867 - All: Amen. 1486 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,600 - Let the music play. 1487 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,800 [RuPaul's The Beginning] 1488 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,066 - * Right, right * 1489 00:41:46,066 --> 00:41:47,367 * Get it, get it * 1490 00:41:47,367 --> 00:41:49,533 * G-g-get it, get it right * 1491 00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:51,800 * This is the beginning * 1492 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,066 * The beginning * 1493 00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:54,467 * This is the beginning * 1494 00:41:54,467 --> 00:41:57,500 * Of the rest of your life * 83647