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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,066 - Previously on 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,066 RuPaul's Drag Race... 3 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:07,433 - Rolaskatox is Roxxxy, 4 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:07,433 Alaska, and Detox. 5 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:10,133 - I have narcolepsy. 6 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:11,900 [snores] 7 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,767 - You'll be writing 8 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,767 and recording 9 00:00:14,767 --> 00:00:17,967 an inspirational anthem. 10 00:00:17,967 --> 00:00:19,667 - Coco, there's a lot 11 00:00:17,967 --> 00:00:19,667 of pressure on you 12 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:20,700 to start this out. 13 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,800 - Yeah. 14 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,800 Thanks, Detox. 15 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,467 - For what? 16 00:00:24,467 --> 00:00:27,333 - * Can I get an amen * 17 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:30,967 - * Just love yourself * 18 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:32,867 - What's going on with you 19 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:32,867 and Detox? 20 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,200 - Rolaskatox. 21 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,600 - No! 22 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,934 Cliques can be dangerous. 23 00:00:38,934 --> 00:00:40,233 - Jinkx Monsoon. 24 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:42,233 - There was, like, 20 different 25 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:42,233 eras going on. 26 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:44,333 She's consistently a mess. 27 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,934 - This week's winner 28 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,934 is Ivy Winters. 29 00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:49,033 - Thank you so much. 30 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:50,734 [giggles] 31 00:00:50,734 --> 00:00:53,934 - Coco Montrese, 32 00:00:50,734 --> 00:00:53,934 shantay, you stay. 33 00:00:53,934 --> 00:00:56,633 Jade, sashay away. 34 00:00:56,633 --> 00:00:58,500 - Thank you guys. 35 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:06,233 - Oh, Jade. 36 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:10,500 - "Cheers to my fish, fabulous, 37 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:10,500 and fierce sisters." 38 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,133 - We love you, Jade. 39 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,800 - Oh, God. 40 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,433 Bottom two twice. 41 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:17,200 I can't let Ru down anymore. 42 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,567 I'm not gonna take it 43 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,567 for granted anymore. 44 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:21,700 So you bitches 45 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:21,700 better look the fuck out. 46 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,633 - Oh! 47 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:25,200 - Ivy, you won your challenge. 48 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,533 - I know! 49 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,533 - Congratulations. 50 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:27,667 [cheers and applause] 51 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:31,200 - And you always look amazing 52 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:31,200 on the runway. 53 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,066 I had my fingers crossed I could 54 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,066 possibly win two challenges 55 00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:37,533 in a row, but, I mean, Ivy, 56 00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:37,533 it was very well-deserved. 57 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:40,467 - Jinkx likes to play 58 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:40,467 the "I think I did good, 59 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,266 "but I don't know. 60 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:44,800 They really hate my runways." 61 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,667 You're acting like 62 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,667 a little wounded girl, 63 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:49,767 and I'm fixing to call you out. 64 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:51,734 - Has everyone won 65 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:51,734 a challenge except... 66 00:01:51,734 --> 00:01:52,734 have you won a challenge? 67 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:53,900 - Except me...a mini-challenge. 68 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:54,867 - And me, I haven't won. 69 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:56,233 - We're the only ones. 70 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:58,066 - It's just so hard 71 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:58,066 being here in Sharon's shadow. 72 00:01:58,066 --> 00:02:01,567 She won four challenges. 73 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:05,066 This is not the place for me 74 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:05,066 to be supporting cast. 75 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:08,600 I have to show that I do 76 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:08,600 stand alone. 77 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,166 all: Rolaskatox. 78 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:13,367 - I don't want to be part of 79 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:13,367 Rolaskatox. 80 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,867 I want to be Alaska. 81 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,600 - The winner of RuPaul's 82 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,600 Drag Race receives 83 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,734 a sickening supply of 84 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,734 Colorevolution cosmetics, 85 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:28,667 a luxury trip 86 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:28,667 courtesy of alandchuck.travel, 87 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:32,300 headline Logo's Drag Race tour 88 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:32,300 featuring Absolut vodka... 89 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,300 cocktails perfected... 90 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:36,767 and a cash prize of $100,000. 91 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:40,467 And tonight, extra special 92 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:40,467 guest judges Leslie Jordan 93 00:02:40,467 --> 00:02:43,066 and Absolut's Jeffrey Moran. 94 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:52,100 - Rolaskatox. 95 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:52,100 - Rolaskatox. 96 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,967 It's a new day in the WERK room. 97 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:56,667 I know what I have to do, 98 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:56,667 and I'm gonna do it. 99 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,400 Alaska! 100 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,700 - What? 101 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:02,400 - Oh, she said Alaska. 102 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,066 Did your friend leave y'all? 103 00:03:05,066 --> 00:03:06,066 - No more Rolaskatox? 104 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:07,100 - We can't do cliques. 105 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,467 It's too dangerous. 106 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:10,900 I guess it's just Rotox now. 107 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:14,500 It's hard to say 108 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:14,500 to Detox and Roxxxy 109 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,066 that I don't want to be 110 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,066 in this little girl group 111 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,967 that we had together. 112 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:20,834 - Ooh, she broke the group up. 113 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:21,834 - Smart girl. 114 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:22,834 [alarm sounds] 115 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:23,967 - Ooh! 116 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:26,266 - Ooh, girl, you got shemail. 117 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:27,500 Hey, queens. 118 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,467 all: Hey. 119 00:03:28,467 --> 00:03:29,900 - It's feeding time. 120 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,400 So if you've got a beef, 121 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,266 it's time to start slinging 122 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,266 sass and serving insults. 123 00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:36,433 - Ah! 124 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,867 - But never ever let them 125 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,867 see you choke. 126 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,166 [chokes] 127 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:43,433 all: Uh-oh! 128 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:44,900 - Hello, hello, hello. 129 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,600 all: Hi, Ru! 130 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,967 - Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 131 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:52,400 - Ladies, in the great 132 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:52,400 tradition of Paris is Burning, 133 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,967 get ready to visit the library, 134 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,967 darlings. 135 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:58,567 [cheers and applause] 136 00:03:58,567 --> 00:04:00,367 Because reading is what? 137 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:02,333 all: Fundamental! 138 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,200 - That's right, that's right. 139 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,200 First up, Detox, the library 140 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,200 is open. 141 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,266 - Oh. 142 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:14,934 Roxxxy Andrews, condragulations 143 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:14,934 on the weight loss, but to me, 144 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:16,567 you're still Boxxxy Mandrews. 145 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:19,333 [all laugh] 146 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:20,400 Alyssa Edwards. 147 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,433 Overbites are very "in" 148 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,433 this season. 149 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:25,400 Too bad your performance here 150 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:25,400 is so underwhelming. 151 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,367 - Oh-oh! 152 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,767 - [laughs] 153 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,333 - Sharon Needles...what? No? 154 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:30,867 [all laugh] 155 00:04:30,867 --> 00:04:32,400 I've had it. 156 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,166 - Jinkx Monsoon. 157 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,467 - Roxxxy Andrews, there are 158 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,467 two types of peanut butter, 159 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:40,734 creamy and crunchy. 160 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:42,800 [all laugh] 161 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,667 - I'm not crunchy, baby. 162 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:47,400 - Detox, you won the challenge. 163 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,800 You can take the chicken mask 164 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,800 off now. 165 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,266 [all laugh] 166 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:52,600 - [clucking] 167 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,934 - Roxxxy Andrews. 168 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:58,433 - Coco Montrese, for someone 169 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:58,433 who calls themself a top, 170 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:00,667 you sure do like 171 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:00,667 being on the bottom. 172 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,467 - Ooh! 173 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,834 [all laugh] 174 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:08,367 - Jinkx Monsoon, 175 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:08,367 ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 176 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:09,633 You're great at the challenges, 177 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:12,100 but on the runway, 178 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:12,100 you're a bust. 179 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,700 [all laugh] 180 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:17,100 - Detox, is Amanda Lepore 181 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:17,100 your mother? 182 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,266 'Cause there's a lot of silicone 183 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,266 going on there. 184 00:05:19,266 --> 00:05:20,533 - Ooh. 185 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,200 - Jinkx Monsoon, 186 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,200 Boy George called. 187 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,066 He wants his hat back. 188 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,066 - [gasps] 189 00:05:26,066 --> 00:05:27,867 - Ooh. 190 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:30,700 - Alyssa Edwards. 191 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,066 Never mind. 192 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:34,934 all: Ooh! 193 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,300 - Ivy Winters. 194 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,100 I can't do it 195 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,100 because reading you 196 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,633 is like reading 197 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,633 a Walt Disney book. 198 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:42,300 It's simply too easy. 199 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,800 [all laugh] 200 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,900 Detoxic. 201 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:49,367 Honey, I know you think 202 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:49,367 you're serving body and look, 203 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:52,233 but the only thing I'm getting 204 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:52,233 is The Hills Have Eyes. 205 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,500 - Uh-oh. 206 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,433 - Ms. Coco. 207 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,834 You must be blind 208 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,834 because it looks like 209 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,834 you're using Tang 210 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,834 for your highlights. 211 00:05:58,834 --> 00:05:59,834 - [laughs] 212 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,300 - Aah! 213 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,834 - Ms. Alaska, I think you should 214 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,834 wear a mask 215 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,166 for every challenge. 216 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,700 - [laughs] 217 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,533 I don't want to read 218 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,533 these girls. 219 00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:12,767 I love them so mu...all right, 220 00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:12,767 let's go. 221 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:14,066 [all laugh] 222 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:16,400 Alyssa Edwards, Miss USA... 223 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,600 Oh, wait. 224 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,600 [all gasp] 225 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,600 - Why are you laughing? 226 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,700 - Detox, you're so seductive, 227 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,967 but unfortunately, it's illegal 228 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,967 to do it with you 229 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:29,433 because most of your parts 230 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:29,433 are under 18 years of age. 231 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:30,867 [all laugh] 232 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:34,166 Long story short, the season of 233 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:34,166 the fish smells like trout. 234 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:37,934 [all laugh] 235 00:06:37,934 --> 00:06:39,767 I don't know what came over me. 236 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:44,667 - The library 237 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:44,667 is now officially closed. 238 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:50,300 The winner of today's 239 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:50,300 mini-challenge is... 240 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,900 Alaska. 241 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:53,433 [applause] 242 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:54,900 - Whoo! 243 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,166 - You shady bitch. 244 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,467 Ladies, for this week's 245 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,467 main challenge, 246 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:04,967 you're going to get 247 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:04,967 a chance to read... 248 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,066 me. 249 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:07,667 [all shout] 250 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:08,834 - Nuh-uh. 251 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:11,867 - You'll be competing 252 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:11,867 in the RuPaul Roast. 253 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:12,834 - Aah! 254 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:13,900 - Oh, my God. 255 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:13,900 - What? 256 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,433 - Proudly presented by Absolut. 257 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:20,767 Over 30 years ago, Absolut Vodka 258 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:20,767 was one of the first spirits 259 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:24,066 to support the gay and lesbian 260 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:24,066 community. 261 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:25,767 They were also the first 262 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:25,767 to launch 263 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:28,300 a citron and a mandarin vodka, 264 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,567 making the world 265 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,567 a fruitier place, 266 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,233 one cocktail at a time. 267 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:36,133 Now in that spirit, you need to 268 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:36,133 write and perform 269 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:40,467 outrageous material that really 270 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:40,467 lets me have it... 271 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:42,633 plus the judges... 272 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,066 plus each other. 273 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:48,166 No one's safe at a roast, 274 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:48,166 chickens. 275 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:49,633 Now to help you prepare, 276 00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:52,633 you'll be working with 277 00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:52,633 three professionals: 278 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,834 the shelarious Nadya Ginsburg... 279 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:56,333 - [gasps] 280 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:56,333 - Deven Green... 281 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,367 - Oh! 282 00:07:57,367 --> 00:08:00,166 - And the one and only 283 00:07:57,367 --> 00:08:00,166 Bruce Vilanch. 284 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,300 [all cheering] 285 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,066 - Alaska, you won the 286 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,066 mini-challenge, 287 00:08:05,066 --> 00:08:08,166 so you'll decide the order 288 00:08:05,066 --> 00:08:08,166 of the presenters. 289 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,600 - Oh. 290 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,233 - Gentlemen, 291 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,233 start your engines. 292 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:15,934 And may the best woman win. 293 00:08:15,934 --> 00:08:19,200 - Does anyone have a preference 294 00:08:15,934 --> 00:08:19,200 as to going early, late? 295 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,533 'Cause I don't want to fuck 296 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,533 anyone over. 297 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:23,300 - I would prefer to go 298 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:23,300 just in the middle. 299 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,300 - In the middle? Okay. 300 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,333 - Me too, in the middle 301 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,333 for me too. 302 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,367 - I want to go after you. 303 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:27,500 - Where are you 304 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:27,500 putting yourself? 305 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,300 - No one wants to go first. 306 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,400 But, I mean, I don't mind 307 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,400 going first. 308 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,767 Is that okay? 309 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:34,700 - Yeah. 310 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,200 - That's the hardest one. 311 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,967 Wrong move. 312 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:42,567 - This challenge is important 313 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:45,166 because everyone knows me 314 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:45,166 as a comedy queen. 315 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:46,700 So there's high pressure 316 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:46,700 right now 317 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,066 to put my money 318 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,066 where my mouth is. 319 00:08:50,066 --> 00:08:51,200 - It's so hard to think of, 320 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,467 like, mean things to say 321 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,467 about her. 322 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,967 - Ivy's very sweet 323 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,967 and well-mannered. 324 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:58,100 And in a roast, 325 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:58,100 that's gonna be hard. 326 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,734 - I am just trying to, like, 327 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,734 really rack my brain. 328 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:04,567 And I still can't think 329 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:04,567 of one joke. 330 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:05,567 - Coming up... 331 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:06,867 - I put myself first. 332 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,100 - Are you going for 333 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,100 Miss Congeniality 334 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,700 or America's next 335 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,700 drag superstar? 336 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,200 - Girl, that's fake to me. 337 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,266 - I'm not acting when I say 338 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,266 I'm insecure about things. 339 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,767 - Bullshit. 340 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,166 - [laughs] 341 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,233 [laughs] 342 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:27,900 - The main challenge this week 343 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:27,900 is to roast RuPaul, 344 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:32,333 as well as our fellow queens 345 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:32,333 and the judging panel. 346 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,867 I just have to kick ass at it, 347 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,600 because at a drag show, 348 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,600 when you bomb, 349 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,834 you don't just hear crickets. 350 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:40,367 You hear shotguns 351 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:40,367 getting cocked. 352 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,133 - I can't read this last one. 353 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,266 Because they're gonna be like, 354 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,266 t... 355 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,500 Humph. 356 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,800 - I keep hearing, "Ooh!" 357 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,300 - Oh, my gosh. 358 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,300 - "Ooh, um..." 359 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,400 - [mutters] 360 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,533 - "Oh, no, I can't." 361 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,667 - Oh, my gosh, y'all. 362 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,667 I can't do it. 363 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,934 I'm gonna have to rewrite it. 364 00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:05,567 I'm gonna read y'all 365 00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:05,567 the beginning of mine. 366 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:06,900 Tell me if it's too much. 367 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,767 "RuPaul, where should I start? 368 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,734 "With the cracked-out 369 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,734 beginning of your career 370 00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:16,166 or the cracking of your voice 371 00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:16,166 at every live performance?" 372 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,500 Oh, my gosh. 373 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,700 Y'all, am I just gonna be too... 374 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,700 Is that too much, Roxxxy? 375 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,667 [laughs] 376 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:23,734 [rubs hands together] 377 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:25,300 - She's saying her jokes 378 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:25,300 are so much 379 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,800 and she says her joke, bitch, 380 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,800 and you can hear crickets. 381 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,333 - I can't. 382 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,200 I can't. 383 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,200 I can't. 384 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,600 - You go back in your corner, 385 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,533 and you figure it the fuck out 386 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,533 and come back and talk to us 387 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:35,934 when you got 388 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:35,934 something together. 389 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:37,000 Darling. 390 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,567 - Hello, hello, hello. 391 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:41,700 [all shout] 392 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,467 - Oh, my! 393 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,567 - No, no, no. 394 00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:48,033 - Since nobody knows RuPaul 395 00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:48,033 better than me, 396 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:51,667 I am here to help you all 397 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:51,667 with your roast material. 398 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,500 - Oh, my God. 399 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,166 - Hello, Alaska. 400 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:56,200 - Hi. 401 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,133 - Tell me what you got. 402 00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,333 You're a smart one. 403 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,800 - Well, I'm hitting her music, 404 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,800 her movies... 405 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,066 - What about the music? 406 00:11:02,066 --> 00:11:03,667 - Ru, your music 407 00:11:02,066 --> 00:11:03,667 is so auto-tuned 408 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,900 you make Cher sound like 409 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,900 Susan Boyle. 410 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,834 - [laughs] 411 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,867 Good. 412 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,834 It's so nice to see Alaska 413 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,834 again. 414 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:12,800 - Hi. 415 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,867 - Now, you won 416 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,867 the mini-challenge. 417 00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:14,867 - Yes. 418 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:15,900 - So you were in charge 419 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:15,900 of the order. 420 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,233 - Mm-hmm. 421 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,667 - So how did you decide how 422 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,667 everybody was gonna go? 423 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,834 - I asked everyone if they have 424 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,834 a preference 425 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,367 as to if they want to 426 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,367 go in the beginning, 427 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:23,700 the middle, the end. 428 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:28,066 And I put myself first. 429 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,233 - Yeah, are...are you going for 430 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,233 Miss Congeniality 431 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,500 or America's 432 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,500 next drag superstar here? 433 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,900 - Um... 434 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,400 - In the end, someone's gotta 435 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,400 go down, right? 436 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,467 - Yeah. 437 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,467 - It could be you. 438 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,600 See you at the roast, baby. 439 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,967 Hi, Roxxxy girl. 440 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,400 - Hi, Michelle. 441 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,367 - Does this challenge 442 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,367 make you nervous? 443 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:49,433 - Reading is something 444 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:49,433 I've always done 445 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:50,700 to the queens at the bar. 446 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,700 You know, they think I'm a mean 447 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,700 girl anyways, but... 448 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,967 - How do you plan on reading 449 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,967 somebody like Ru? 450 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:57,200 - Her music, how she sings. 451 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,467 - How does she sing? 452 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,467 - It's auto-tune. 453 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,934 - Auto-tune seems to be 454 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,934 a common thing so far. 455 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,967 So you might want to listen, 456 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,967 and if something's repeated, 457 00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:07,266 take it out or make it funnier... 458 00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:08,633 - Than the person before you. 459 00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:09,600 - Yes. 460 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,667 - And I can be funnier 461 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,667 than Alaska. 462 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:11,967 - [gasps] 463 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:11,967 - [laughs] 464 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,300 - Keep it funny. 465 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,300 That's all we can tell you. 466 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,066 - Yes, ma'am. 467 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,667 - Ivy Winters. 468 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,600 - Hi, beautiful. 469 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,600 - How are you? 470 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,934 - A little bit nervous, 471 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,934 to be honest. 472 00:12:20,934 --> 00:12:22,533 I don't consider myself 473 00:12:20,934 --> 00:12:22,533 a comedian, 474 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,667 so it's definitely 475 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,667 a challenge for me. 476 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,867 - What kind of topics are you 477 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,867 gonna be roasting Ru on? 478 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:28,567 - I know he wears 479 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:28,567 amazing costumes, 480 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,867 so I think I'm gonna 481 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,867 kind of hit on that. 482 00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:32,567 - How are Ru's dresses funny? 483 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,467 I mean, they're flawless. 484 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:35,767 Give me another one. 485 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:40,567 - Um, I know Santino being 486 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:40,567 a sewer and he designs, um... 487 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,100 - Some sewing jokes? 488 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,066 Doesn't sound too funny. 489 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,867 Your page is empty. 490 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:53,533 - I think I've ripped out, 491 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:53,533 like, five pages. 492 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:54,767 I'm really trying to rack 493 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:54,767 my brain. 494 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,467 - Keep racking. 495 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:57,967 I'm gonna let you back at it. 496 00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,433 Keep on keeping on, baby. 497 00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,433 - All right. 498 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,800 - Coco Montrese. 499 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,533 Hi, gorgeous. 500 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,700 - How are you? 501 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,300 - How are you feeling about 502 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,300 this challenge? 503 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,433 - I'm not a comedian by... 504 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,433 by far, 505 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:12,133 but I'm taking a different 506 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:12,133 approach than, you know, 507 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,734 a lot of the other girls 508 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,734 in this competition. 509 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,734 I'm gonna be Coco Montrese, 510 00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:19,533 Ru's old childhood friend 511 00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:19,533 from the Brewster Projects. 512 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,834 - Okay. 513 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,934 I think it's important for you, 514 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,934 this challenge, Coco. 515 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:25,600 - Very. 516 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:25,600 I've been in the bottom twice. 517 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,367 - So let's deliver 518 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,367 this shit. 519 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,300 - I will deliver. 520 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,633 - All right. 521 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,633 - Thanks. 522 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,066 No RuPaulogies. 523 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,500 I'm not gonna apologize anymore. 524 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,066 I'm gonna show him 525 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,066 what I'm made of. 526 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,767 - Alyssa Edwards. 527 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:43,066 - Miss Michelle, 528 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:43,066 the first lady, how are you? 529 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,700 - I love it. 530 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,800 Are you a funny queen, Alyssa? 531 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,567 - With reading, some people 532 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,567 can take it personal. 533 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:54,500 - Okay, they can take it 534 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:54,500 personally if it's not funny. 535 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,567 But if it's funny, 536 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,567 you're almost forgiven. 537 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,633 It's, like, given a pass. 538 00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,066 - Right. 539 00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:01,066 But you know when you're with 540 00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:01,066 your friends, and you're like, 541 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,367 "Girl, that outfit is tired 542 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,367 and ridiculous. 543 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,433 You look late. 544 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,433 Bitch, you need to go change." 545 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,834 - That's not a joke. 546 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,834 That's a read. 547 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,734 - It is, but it's still 548 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,734 being funny. 549 00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:12,800 - It's not a joke. 550 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,166 - Not a joke, no. 551 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:15,567 And I've taken it personal 552 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,400 before because I had a girl 553 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,400 in this competition tell me 554 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,066 I was fat in my costume. 555 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:22,567 - It's not a joke. 556 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:23,867 Gotta be funny. 557 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:23,867 - Okay. 558 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,200 - It has to be joke after joke 559 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,200 after joke. 560 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,800 All right, so I'm gonna let you 561 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,800 go back to your work. 562 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,967 - Okay, thank you, Michelle. 563 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,967 - All right, baby. 564 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,300 Good luck. 565 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:34,633 All right, ladies. 566 00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:34,633 Gather round. 567 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:37,367 In a moment, you'll be meeting 568 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:37,367 with your comedy coaches. 569 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:42,266 And tomorrow we'll be joined by 570 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:42,266 our extra special guest judges, 571 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,433 star of TV and stage, 572 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,433 Leslie Jordan... 573 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,467 [all cheer] 574 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:50,066 And Absolut Vodka guru, 575 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:50,066 Jeffrey Moran. 576 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,200 - Oh, yay. 577 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,200 - So come decked out in 578 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,200 your swankiest cocktail attire. 579 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,700 Oh, and one more thing. 580 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,567 You'll be roasting Ru 581 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,567 in front of a live audience. 582 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,600 - Oh, my gosh! 583 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,700 [all shout] 584 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,834 - Oh, shut up! 585 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:08,066 - So don't fuck it up. 586 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:09,166 Byesies. 587 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,467 - Bye. 588 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,100 - [snores] 589 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,433 I do have narcolepsy, 590 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:24,900 and in the moment where I'm most 591 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:24,900 worried about my jokes, 592 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,166 my body 593 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,166 starts to shut down. 594 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,133 - You might think I want to say 595 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,133 "Jinkx, wake up." 596 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,266 But sorry, girl. 597 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:43,800 - [snores] 598 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,066 - Coming up... 599 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:49,233 - Santino, will you please shut 600 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:49,233 the fuck up? 601 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,867 [laughs] 602 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,700 - It has to be funny. 603 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:56,100 Seriously. 604 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,233 - [laughs] 605 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,700 [laughs] 606 00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:03,467 - Jinkx is here. 607 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,967 - Hi, Jinkxy. 608 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,967 - Hi, Jinkx. 609 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,934 - Our coaches today are 610 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,934 Deven Green, Bruce Vilanch, 611 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,867 and Nadya Ginsburg. 612 00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,734 I am most shaken by Deven Green. 613 00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:15,633 I have been doing her "welcome 614 00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:15,633 to my home" video shtick 615 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,100 for years. 616 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,834 So I'm just gonna rattle through 617 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,834 all of this. 618 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,066 - Cool. 619 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:23,533 - RuPaul, you are pulled... 620 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,900 [clears throat] 621 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,667 RuPaul in her heyday would have 622 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,667 made...ah. 623 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,400 I ruined it. 624 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:35,333 - Stop being such an adult, 625 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:35,333 and be a fun-loving performer. 626 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,734 - Okay. 627 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:40,934 My career as a comedian 628 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:40,934 might be on the line here. 629 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:46,200 - RuPaul, how do you get to be 630 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:46,200 supermodel of the world? 631 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,333 When you find out, 632 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,333 can you let me know? 633 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,767 - Well, that is a starting point 634 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,633 for somewhere 635 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,633 that you didn't go. 636 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,433 Just go deeper, as somebody 637 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,433 once said to me 638 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,834 who I never dated again. 639 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,433 - Don't be afraid to go out 640 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,433 there and really be as vicious 641 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,433 as you can because that's 642 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,433 the name of the game. 643 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:03,467 - I would write that down. 644 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,066 It's a great note. 645 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,767 - I'm writing that down. 646 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,367 - Let's talk about 647 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,367 Michelle Visage. 648 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:11,367 Everybody, Michelle Visage. 649 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:11,367 She's lovely. 650 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,233 Who did your boob job, Michelle? 651 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,533 Boobsforqueens.com? 652 00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:19,600 They...they do breast plates 653 00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:19,600 for drag queens. 654 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,967 - I think you need something 655 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,967 a little easier to process. 656 00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:27,700 Just make sure you really 657 00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:27,700 drive it home. 658 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,066 - Coco! 659 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,066 - Tomorrow I'm just going with 660 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,734 I'm Ru good friend 661 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,734 from the projects. 662 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,100 Ru don't know I'm gonna be here. 663 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,900 You know, straight from 664 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,900 the hood. 665 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,233 It's gonna be a stretch for me. 666 00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:39,266 - [laughs] 667 00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:39,266 - All right. 668 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,066 - I'ma say, "you know, Ru, 669 00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:42,700 "I want to know 670 00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:42,700 what you gonna do 671 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,967 "when that entourage of makeup 672 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,967 artists you got go on strike. 673 00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:48,433 I seen you do your makeup 674 00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:48,433 by yourself, fool." 675 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:51,400 - I would be mindful of... 676 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:51,400 it should be light-hearted, 677 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,700 not malicious and mean-spirited. 678 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,300 - Like her face has been beat 679 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,433 more times than Susan Lucci 680 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,433 at the Daytime Emmys. 681 00:17:58,433 --> 00:17:59,633 - Right. 682 00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:02,133 - Coco is not a comedian. 683 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,800 But RuPaul's long lost friend 684 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,800 from the Brewster Projects 685 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,800 is a comedian. 686 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,166 She tell it like it t-i-is. 687 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:13,500 And she ain't apologizing for it 688 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:13,500 while she pat her weave. 689 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,367 - Okay, Mr. RuPaul Charles. 690 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:19,633 After your less award-earning 691 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:19,633 role in Starrbooty, 692 00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,500 you should not only sashay away, 693 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,066 but jump off a damn cliff. 694 00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:27,233 [laughs] 695 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:30,433 - I think the general rule 696 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:30,433 in a roast is 697 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:34,066 it's great to be evil, 698 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:34,066 but it has to be funny. 699 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:37,567 You gotta have a couple of 700 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:37,567 jokes, seriously. 701 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,767 - Santino, will you please shut 702 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,767 the fuck up 703 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:45,233 with your 704 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:45,233 no-drag-knowledge mouth? 705 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:48,300 [laughs] 706 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,200 - Do you have any more jokes? 707 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,734 - [chuckles] 708 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,100 - I'll just start with my whole 709 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,100 spiel about Leslie Jordan. 710 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,300 The movie The Help is chock-full 711 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,300 of unbelievable performances. 712 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,066 The most unbelievable is you 713 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,066 being a heterosexual. 714 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:05,066 Leslie, you're gayer than George 715 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:05,066 Michael fucking Elton john. 716 00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:07,367 - It's important 717 00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:07,367 that you not rush. 718 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,433 Take your time. 719 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,800 - And find the funniest nugget. 720 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,266 Take it even one step further 721 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,266 with some of the punch lines. 722 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:17,967 - Ru and the rest of the judges 723 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:17,967 are expecting a lot out of me. 724 00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,133 I have to be funny. 725 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:22,867 - Roxxxy. 726 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:23,967 Let's hear your material. 727 00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:25,467 - Okay, let's start with Ru. 728 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:29,533 Your laugh is as fake as 729 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:29,533 Lee Press-On Nails. 730 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,367 They're sticky, annoying, 731 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,367 and never fun. 732 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,967 Then again, 733 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,967 so is Alyssa Edwards. 734 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,066 - What do you call it 735 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,066 when you flatline? 736 00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,100 - You're dead. 737 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,400 - Code blue. 738 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,533 - Thank you. 739 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,533 More, more. 740 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,700 What else do you have? 741 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,834 - Yeah, what else...what are 742 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,834 your other jokes? 743 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:46,967 - Okay, the other one I have for 744 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:46,967 Ru is 745 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,166 "Ru, your acting to me 746 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,166 is very cute. 747 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,800 Unlike all the girls that are 748 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,800 left in this competition." 749 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,100 - Well, that's... 750 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,100 it's not really funny. 751 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,934 It's just an insult. 752 00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:00,734 - When the coaches completely 753 00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:00,734 rejected what I was giving them, 754 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:03,533 it threw me, and I'm completely 755 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:03,533 defeated. 756 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,166 Like, first joke off the bat 757 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,166 was just, like, 758 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,700 "Oh, mm, you're not 759 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,700 making us laugh. 760 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,033 Okay, what else do you have?" 761 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,033 And I was like... 762 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,100 I'm, like, redoing my whole 763 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,100 script right now. 764 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,900 That was the first time I just 765 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,900 wanted, like, to leave and cry. 766 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,900 It sucks. 767 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,333 [sighs] 768 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:35,166 - Today we will be roasting 769 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:35,166 the legendary Ms. RuPaul. 770 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:39,767 Not only am I nervous 771 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:39,767 that we're doing comedy, 772 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,300 but it's in front of 773 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,300 a live audience. 774 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,934 Honey, tonight I am shaking 775 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,934 in my pumps. 776 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,066 - Ms. Jinkx standing over there 777 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:52,600 looking like the mad hatter 778 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:52,600 right now. 779 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,700 What's this challenge? 780 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,033 Alice in Wonderland? 781 00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:59,300 - Coco, why are you still doing 782 00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:59,300 your ventriloquist dummy makeup? 783 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,100 all: Ooh! 784 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,633 - Jinkx try to act like 785 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,633 she innocent 786 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,767 and that she's not reading. 787 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,300 - I don't act 788 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,300 like I'm innocent. 789 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,900 - Now, Ms. Jinkx, I want to ask 790 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,900 you this for real, girl. 791 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,500 Do you feel like you deliver 792 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,500 glamour? 793 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,066 - I don't think I deliver 794 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,066 anything but what I deliver. 795 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,667 And what I've been delivering 796 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,667 lately 797 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,734 has been a big, old confusion. 798 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,467 - That's all bullshit. 799 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,800 I'm not believing that. 800 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,967 - You ain't buyin', Ms. Roxxxy? 801 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,333 She's sellin', and you ain't 802 00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,333 buyin'? 803 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,934 - I ain't buyin' shit. 804 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,266 You come across as 805 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,266 "I don't think I'm gonna win, 806 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:32,066 but I'm just here doing good 807 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:32,066 until I can't do good anymore." 808 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,567 - I feel like sometimes when I 809 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,567 do well in the challenges, 810 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:36,500 I don't really get to feel 811 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:36,500 that great about it 812 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,300 because I get 813 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,300 beat down on the runway. 814 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,867 It's my own thing I'm tackling. 815 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,967 - Girl, that's fake to me. 816 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,300 You know what you can do, 817 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,300 but you play the card 818 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,300 as the innocent, 819 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,100 "I don't know. 820 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,100 Maybe I'm in the bottom two." 821 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,133 And I feel like, you know... 822 00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,767 - Yeah, it's just like, 823 00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,767 really, girl? 824 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,500 - I'm not acting when I say I'm 825 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,500 insecure about things, though. 826 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,900 - Ms. Jinkx, you know exactly 827 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,900 what I'm saying, 828 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,367 you know 829 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,367 what role you're playing. 830 00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,734 - I know what you're saying, 831 00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,734 and I do not agree with you. 832 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,266 It is not an act when I tell you 833 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,266 I'm nervous about shit. 834 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:02,533 That's how I feel. 835 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:03,967 - Okay, well, girl, 836 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:03,967 if you're not gonna take 837 00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:05,300 the constructive criticism 838 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,500 and how I'm just trying to 839 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,500 explain to you how I feel. 840 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,433 - Many jokes and two faces... 841 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:12,467 - Ooh! 842 00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:14,633 - Jinkx Monsoon! 843 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,800 - [laughs] 844 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:38,934 Welcome to the main stage of 845 00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:38,934 RuPaul's Drag Race. 846 00:22:38,934 --> 00:22:42,233 Michelle Visage, are you ready 847 00:22:38,934 --> 00:22:42,233 for some roasting? 848 00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:44,100 - Bring it on, bitches. 849 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,400 - [laughs] 850 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,734 Santino Rice. 851 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:49,467 - I am ready to get ribbed for 852 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:49,467 her pleasure. 853 00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,300 - [laughs] 854 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,633 Leslie Jordan, are you scared 855 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,633 just a little bit? 856 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,500 - Terrified. 857 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,433 - Good. You should be. 858 00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:00,667 Absolut's Jeffrey Moran, 859 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:03,567 what flavor of Absolut 860 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:03,567 would this be? 861 00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:06,967 - Absolut Pears in the 862 00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:06,967 Garden of Good and Evil. 863 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,900 - Mm, evil. 864 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,800 This week we challenged 865 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,800 our queens 866 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,533 to sharpen their comedic skills 867 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,533 in the first ever 868 00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:16,200 RuPaul Roast. 869 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,600 So enjoy your Absolut cocktails, 870 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,533 and remember, if you can't laugh 871 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,533 at yourself, 872 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,633 how in the hell are you 873 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,633 gonna laugh at somebody else? 874 00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:26,300 [laughs] 875 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:28,600 Gentlemen, start your engines. 876 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,367 And may the best woman win. 877 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:32,500 Coming up... 878 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,800 - You know at the beginning 879 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,800 of the show 880 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,133 you come in the room, girl, 881 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,133 pants so high. 882 00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:39,333 He look like he in New Orleans 883 00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:39,333 in Hurricane Katrina, girl. 884 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:42,500 [all laugh] 885 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,133 - [laughs] 886 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:46,900 [laughs] 887 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,367 [cheers and applause] 888 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:54,767 - Hello, everyone, and welcome 889 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:54,767 to the first ever RuPaul Roast. 890 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,700 [cheers and applause] 891 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,967 You all know Leslie Jordan. 892 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,300 [cheers and applause] 893 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:02,600 Don't lie. 894 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:02,600 No, you don't. 895 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,600 [all laugh] 896 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,066 Leslie Jordan is the only man 897 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,066 on earth 898 00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:09,066 to have fucked more gay men 899 00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:09,066 than Michelle Visage. 900 00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:10,700 [all laugh] 901 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,233 Michelle Visage. 902 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,800 You can take the girl 903 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,800 out of New Jersey, 904 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,567 but you can't keep the girl 905 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,567 from giving blow jobs 906 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:21,066 to homeless men 907 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:21,066 along the New Jersey turnpike. 908 00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:23,133 But we're here 909 00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:23,133 celebrating RuPaul. 910 00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:25,233 RuPaul, you've been 911 00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:25,233 in the industry 912 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:31,767 a long, long, long, long, long, 913 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:31,767 long, long time. 914 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:36,100 RuPaul is so old that 915 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:36,100 the Hindenburg disaster 916 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,900 nearly destroyed 917 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,900 her bat mitzvah. 918 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,266 [all laugh] 919 00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:42,734 RuPaul is so old that her 920 00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:42,734 colostomy bag is made of wood. 921 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,834 [all laugh] 922 00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:47,166 RuPaul is so old that 923 00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:47,166 when she opens her legs, 924 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,266 all you hear is... 925 00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:49,567 [raspy exhale] 926 00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:52,934 [all laugh] 927 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,567 She's done movies, music, 928 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,567 television, 929 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:59,133 and I have just one thing 930 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:59,133 to say. 931 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,667 Please stop immediately. 932 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,533 [all laugh] 933 00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:06,967 Thank you, mama. 934 00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:06,967 We love you. 935 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:10,600 [cheers and applause] 936 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,734 It is my great pleasure 937 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,734 to bring to the stage 938 00:25:12,734 --> 00:25:14,900 our next "entertainer." 939 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:18,066 Roxxxy Andrews. 940 00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:19,800 And that's Roxxxy with three Xs, 941 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,266 just like her dress size. 942 00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:24,467 - Oh! 943 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:26,467 - Thank you, Alaska... 944 00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:29,166 a tired, boring, weird, 945 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,233 second-rate version 946 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,233 of your husband. 947 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:32,967 [audience ohs] 948 00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,066 You know, RuPaul, you love it 949 00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,066 for all of us 950 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,767 to call you our mom. 951 00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:38,867 How the fuck 952 00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:38,867 can I call you my mom 953 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:40,567 if you're as old 954 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:40,567 as my grandpa? 955 00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:43,467 [faint laughter] 956 00:25:43,467 --> 00:25:46,367 Michelle Visage, 957 00:25:43,467 --> 00:25:46,367 with that much makeup, 958 00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:51,433 all of your wigs, and... 959 00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:52,967 light on your face, 960 00:25:52,967 --> 00:25:57,200 maybe we should call you... 961 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,700 Michelle Mirage. 962 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:03,500 [scattered laughter] 963 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,567 RuPaul, I want to thank you 964 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,567 for having me here tonight. 965 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:09,700 - Y'all, I'm so happy 966 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:09,700 to be here. 967 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:10,633 I never been out the house. 968 00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:11,934 It's been a long time, y'all. 969 00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:14,467 I'm Ru good cousin 970 00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:14,467 from the Brewster Projects. 971 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,800 She didn't know I was 972 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:15,800 coming tonight. 973 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,066 You didn't know I was gonna be 974 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,066 here, did you? 975 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:18,433 - [laughs] No. 976 00:26:18,433 --> 00:26:20,066 - And Michelle...you go back 977 00:26:18,433 --> 00:26:20,066 with Michelle 978 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,333 farther than you go back 979 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,333 with me. 980 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,166 You knew Michelle when Michelle 981 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,166 was Michael. 982 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:28,100 [all laugh] 983 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,266 So I'm flipping through the 984 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,266 channels, I say, "You seen Ru? 985 00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:32,734 Ru on TV!" 986 00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:36,800 I say, "What the hell is he 987 00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:36,800 thinking?" 988 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,066 You know, at the beginning 989 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,066 of the show, 990 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:39,333 you come in the room, girl. 991 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,567 "Hello, hello!" 992 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:43,934 Girl, you look like the black 993 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:43,934 Pee Wee Herman. 994 00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:46,800 [all laugh] 995 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,266 Pants so high. 996 00:26:48,266 --> 00:26:51,166 He look like he in New Orleans 997 00:26:48,266 --> 00:26:51,166 in Hurricane Katrina, girl. 998 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:55,100 [riotous laughter] 999 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,433 [cheers and applause] 1000 00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,800 - It's gonna be hard to top 1001 00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,800 Coco. 1002 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,066 But look at her. 1003 00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:03,233 Who would want to top Coco? 1004 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:07,133 [all laugh] 1005 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:10,567 Michelle Visage is so full 1006 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:10,567 of semen. 1007 00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:11,533 Period. 1008 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:12,967 [all laugh] 1009 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,066 No, seriously. 1010 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,533 She's a whore. 1011 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:20,133 Now on to the grand 1012 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:20,133 high bitch herself. 1013 00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:22,934 Ru, what I admire most about you 1014 00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:22,934 is your ability 1015 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:24,934 to look at these tired queens 1016 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:29,400 and always find 1017 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:29,400 a compliment for them. 1018 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,200 You're so full of shit, 1019 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,200 the toilet's jealous. 1020 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,734 [all laugh] 1021 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:38,834 Give it up for RuPaul. 1022 00:27:38,834 --> 00:27:41,300 - Hello, everyone. 1023 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:48,400 Having sex with Santino is a lot 1024 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:48,400 like Ru's music career... 1025 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,367 Awkward. 1026 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,533 - You would know. 1027 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:52,166 - [laughs] 1028 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,734 - I feel like 1029 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,734 whenever Michelle farts, 1030 00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:55,500 a fairy gets her wings. 1031 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,700 [all laugh] 1032 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,433 Speaking of fairies, 1033 00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:03,834 hello, Leslie. 1034 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:08,133 RuPaul, with these long legs 1035 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:08,133 and feathers you like to wear, 1036 00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:10,767 you're one step away 1037 00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:10,767 from looking like 1038 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:12,367 Big Bird's grandmother. 1039 00:28:12,367 --> 00:28:13,533 [audience oohs] 1040 00:28:13,533 --> 00:28:15,600 [cheers and applause] 1041 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,400 - I thought I had auditioned 1042 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,400 for RuPaul's Next... 1043 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,433 [microphone feedback] 1044 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,600 Drag queen of the year. 1045 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,600 [microphone feedback] 1046 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,834 Little did I know I was walking 1047 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:29,166 into the largest cross-dressing 1048 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:29,166 convention of all time. 1049 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,967 [scattered laughter] 1050 00:28:30,967 --> 00:28:33,800 But this is about you, 1051 00:28:30,967 --> 00:28:33,800 mother Ru... 1052 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,700 From the cracked-out nights 1053 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,700 in the bathroom 1054 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:42,233 or the cracking of your voice 1055 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:42,233 at every live performance. 1056 00:28:42,233 --> 00:28:44,467 This was the best bunch 1057 00:28:42,233 --> 00:28:44,467 of people 1058 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:46,934 you could get to come judge? 1059 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:50,834 Can I get a gay man? 1060 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:55,300 Santino Rice, what the hell you 1061 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:55,300 know about winning something? 1062 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,233 But you and Coco Montrese do 1063 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,233 share something in common, okay. 1064 00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:00,233 And that's not only 1065 00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:00,233 your foolish wardrobe, 1066 00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:02,066 but being a runner-up... 1067 00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:03,066 - Oh... 1068 00:29:03,066 --> 00:29:04,500 - Don't get bitter. 1069 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,600 Just get better. 1070 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,066 [microphone feedback] 1071 00:29:07,066 --> 00:29:09,066 I thank you, and good night. 1072 00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:13,100 [applause] 1073 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,934 - Good evening, 1074 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,934 ladies and gentlemen. 1075 00:29:14,934 --> 00:29:16,100 Wasn't he delightful? 1076 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,967 [all laugh] 1077 00:29:17,967 --> 00:29:21,600 God bless him, 1078 00:29:17,967 --> 00:29:21,600 he tried his hardest. 1079 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,533 Oh, fuck. 1080 00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:25,800 Where do I fucking start? 1081 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,066 Oh, God. 1082 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,433 Let's start with Leslie Jordan. 1083 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,066 It's great to see you. 1084 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,066 [chuckles] 1085 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:32,834 The Help is one of my most 1086 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:32,834 favorite movies of all time. 1087 00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:35,533 And your performance 1088 00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:35,533 was quite unbelievable. 1089 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:39,300 Because you played 1090 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:39,300 a heterosexual male. 1091 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:43,066 You are fucking gayer than the 1092 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:43,066 Fire Island production of Rent. 1093 00:29:43,066 --> 00:29:46,533 [all laugh] 1094 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:47,900 But enough with that old queen. 1095 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:50,066 Let's talk about the other 1096 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:50,066 old queen on the panel, 1097 00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:51,600 Michelle Visage. 1098 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,066 [all laugh] 1099 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:56,934 Let me just look at my little 1100 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:56,934 notes really quick, fuck. 1101 00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:59,367 God, I had to write little 1102 00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:59,367 to fit all this in. 1103 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:00,633 [laughter] 1104 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,200 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1105 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,333 Michelle's favorite movie in the 1106 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,333 world is Showgirls. 1107 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,734 And much like Nomi Malone, 1108 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:08,800 she relies on the talents 1109 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:08,800 of her black friend. 1110 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,066 [all laugh] 1111 00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:15,233 Ru, you are a fucking legend. 1112 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:17,900 And I just hope that you're 1113 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:17,900 having the time of your life. 1114 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,367 Because you don't have much time 1115 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,367 left. 1116 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:24,066 [all laugh] 1117 00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:25,033 Good night, you guys. 1118 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,834 Thank you so much 1119 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,834 for coming out. 1120 00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:30,667 [cheers and applause] 1121 00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:31,700 - Coming up... 1122 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:33,333 - You were trying too hard. 1123 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,600 - It was boring, 1124 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,600 it was humiliating, 1125 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,934 and uncomfortable to watch. 1126 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:40,834 - Wah-wah. 1127 00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:42,233 - [laughs] 1128 00:30:43,567 --> 00:30:44,734 [laughs] 1129 00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:50,467 Ladies, it's time for the 1130 00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:50,467 judges' critiques. 1131 00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:53,333 Let's start with Alaska. 1132 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:54,433 - Hi. 1133 00:30:54,433 --> 00:30:56,300 - Comedy is like music. 1134 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,467 It's something you hear 1135 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,467 or you don't. 1136 00:30:58,467 --> 00:30:59,934 And you definitely 1137 00:30:58,467 --> 00:30:59,934 hear the music. 1138 00:30:59,934 --> 00:31:01,400 - Thank you. 1139 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,233 - I thought you looked 1140 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,233 beautiful tonight in your LBD. 1141 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:06,900 And up there at the podium, 1142 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:06,900 you were very funny, 1143 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,633 but it's tough to go first. 1144 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:12,166 You really should have taken it 1145 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:12,166 even further. 1146 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:14,633 - Moving on to Ivy Winters. 1147 00:31:14,633 --> 00:31:15,633 - Hey. 1148 00:31:15,633 --> 00:31:16,633 - We both wore green. 1149 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:17,600 - I know. 1150 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:17,600 - Yeah. 1151 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,500 - You wore it best. 1152 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,500 - [laughs] 1153 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,166 - Tonight...I love you in green, 1154 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,166 I love the red hair. 1155 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,266 Not sure about the gloves. 1156 00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:24,633 - I love the gloves. 1157 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,233 - I don't think you need them. 1158 00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:29,700 - During the roast, your 1159 00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:29,700 cards were a bit of a crutch, 1160 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,934 and you kept looking at them. 1161 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:33,567 - And you seemed 1162 00:31:30,934 --> 00:31:33,567 so unsure of yourself. 1163 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:36,233 You were so nervous. 1164 00:31:36,233 --> 00:31:38,667 - Next up, Jinkx Monsoon. 1165 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:42,200 - You have a career in or out 1166 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:42,200 of drag in comedy. 1167 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,200 You killed. 1168 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,633 - Thank you. 1169 00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:47,266 - Jinkx, oh, Jinkx. 1170 00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:51,066 Let's start with 1171 00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:51,066 the runway look... 1172 00:31:51,066 --> 00:31:52,066 I love it! 1173 00:31:52,066 --> 00:31:53,066 - [laughs] 1174 00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:54,367 - Right hair, right makeup. 1175 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:55,900 I am so friggin' proud of you. 1176 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:59,433 - To hear that from 1177 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:59,433 Michelle Visage, oh, my God, 1178 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:02,066 that was worth its weight 1179 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:02,066 in gold. 1180 00:32:02,066 --> 00:32:03,066 - Detox. 1181 00:32:03,066 --> 00:32:04,066 - Hi. 1182 00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:05,834 - You were so mean to me. 1183 00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:08,734 But there was a twinkle 1184 00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:08,734 in your eye. 1185 00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:11,667 Your tongue was firmly planted 1186 00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:11,667 in your cheek. 1187 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:12,800 - The one thing I wasn't fond of 1188 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,767 was you relying too much 1189 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,767 on the word "fuck." 1190 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,066 You can let the room breathe. 1191 00:32:17,066 --> 00:32:18,934 It's okay. 1192 00:32:17,066 --> 00:32:18,934 It was too much. 1193 00:32:18,934 --> 00:32:21,600 - Alyssa Edwards. 1194 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,166 - You could have been 1195 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,166 a little funnier. 1196 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,734 And I thought you were trying 1197 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,734 too hard. 1198 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,066 - Going into the mic 1199 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,066 and holding on, like, 1200 00:32:29,066 --> 00:32:32,133 for dear life, 1201 00:32:29,066 --> 00:32:32,133 I thought that was nerves. 1202 00:32:32,133 --> 00:32:33,600 But you're so gorgeous. 1203 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,633 - Thank you. 1204 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:35,934 - It wasn't your best moment 1205 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:35,934 tonight. 1206 00:32:35,934 --> 00:32:37,567 - Okay. 1207 00:32:35,934 --> 00:32:37,567 - It was boring. 1208 00:32:37,567 --> 00:32:41,567 It was humiliating 1209 00:32:37,567 --> 00:32:41,567 and uncomfortable to watch. 1210 00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:43,200 - Coco Montrese. 1211 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,533 - Not a roast, but a toast. 1212 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,867 Mazel tov. 1213 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,867 It was really spectacular. 1214 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,500 - Thank you. 1215 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,500 - Well done. 1216 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,567 - Wanda Sykes, move over. 1217 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:50,567 [all laugh] 1218 00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:52,066 It was hilarious. 1219 00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:54,066 - Tonight on the runway, 1220 00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:54,066 I like your look. 1221 00:32:54,066 --> 00:32:56,467 I'm thinking the earrings 1222 00:32:54,066 --> 00:32:56,467 and your roots showing, 1223 00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:58,734 it added to the humor. 1224 00:32:58,734 --> 00:33:00,467 - Roxxxy Andrews. 1225 00:33:00,467 --> 00:33:02,500 - Keep your pace up. 1226 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,934 You needed to be quicker. 1227 00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:05,700 - It wasn't as smooth. 1228 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,834 You could have strung it 1229 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,834 together better 1230 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,734 so that it was 1231 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,734 much more fluid. 1232 00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:11,734 - Tonight your dress 1233 00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:11,734 is high-end, 1234 00:33:11,734 --> 00:33:16,066 and you really needed 1235 00:33:11,734 --> 00:33:16,066 some bigger hair to go with it. 1236 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:18,066 - Well, ladies, 1237 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:18,066 I think we've heard enough. 1238 00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:20,100 While you enjoy 1239 00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:20,100 an Absolut cocktail 1240 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,533 in the Interior Illusions 1241 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,533 Lounge, 1242 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,600 the judges and I 1243 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,600 will deliberate. 1244 00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:30,600 Just between us roasted 1245 00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:30,600 chickens, what do you think? 1246 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,400 Let's start with Alaska. 1247 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,066 - Her look 1248 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,066 is so predictable now. 1249 00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,433 - So you want to see 1250 00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,433 a different silhouette. 1251 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,834 - Just once at least. 1252 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:40,367 - Being first means you have 1253 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:40,367 a little more expectation 1254 00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:41,667 to step out of the box. 1255 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:42,967 But a lot of the things, 1256 00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:44,200 it's like, I sort of expected 1257 00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:44,200 them. 1258 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,367 - I just loved her. 1259 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:47,567 She just, like, the kind of 1260 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:47,567 knock-kneed, 1261 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,567 and standing back there 1262 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,567 and quirky and... 1263 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:51,700 [exaggerated laugh] 1264 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,300 It was refreshing to me. 1265 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,066 - Moving on to Roxxxy Andrews. 1266 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:56,567 - Roxxxy sees herself 1267 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:56,567 as not funny, 1268 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,533 and I think she was too much 1269 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,533 in her head, 1270 00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,133 trying to 1271 00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,133 think how she can deliver it. 1272 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:01,667 - And she seemed to be 1273 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:01,667 out of character. 1274 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:02,967 - I'd agree. 1275 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:06,300 Roxxxy was stumbling from one 1276 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:06,300 transition to the next. 1277 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,433 It wasn't her night. 1278 00:34:07,433 --> 00:34:10,066 - She was really, really, 1279 00:34:07,433 --> 00:34:10,066 really nervous. 1280 00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:12,066 And I think it was just 1281 00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:12,066 a meltdown, 1282 00:34:12,066 --> 00:34:13,700 and it's hard to watch that. 1283 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,700 - All right. 1284 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,834 - Ivy Winters. 1285 00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:18,667 - She read her cards 1286 00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:18,667 the whole time. 1287 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:20,066 She didn't connect once. 1288 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,233 I didn't see her eyes. 1289 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:22,367 I got no emotion from her. 1290 00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,300 And that's been my problem 1291 00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,300 with Ivy. 1292 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,800 She's like a cardboard cutout. 1293 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,467 - I didn't have a problem with 1294 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,467 Ivy in that way, Michelle. 1295 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,333 She wasn't as rough as some of 1296 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,333 the other girls 1297 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,734 with segueing from one joke 1298 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,734 to the next, 1299 00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,300 and there was some really funny 1300 00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,300 moments. 1301 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,834 - Coco Montrese. 1302 00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:39,133 - Great concept, 1303 00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:39,133 great delivery. 1304 00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:40,500 Very good tonight for Coco. 1305 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,333 Especially coming from where 1306 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,333 she was last week. 1307 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,400 - Coco came out here tonight 1308 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,400 with a new attitude. 1309 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,400 She had consistent joke 1310 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,400 after joke. 1311 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,633 - I almost fell off the chair. 1312 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:50,066 The whole time she was up there, 1313 00:34:50,066 --> 00:34:51,767 she stayed in that character. 1314 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:52,767 I died. 1315 00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,433 - Jinkx Monsoon. 1316 00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:56,233 - Hallelu. 1317 00:34:56,233 --> 00:34:57,734 She looked great. 1318 00:34:57,734 --> 00:34:59,900 I was so very proud of her. 1319 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,066 - I would have loved her 1320 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,066 to have played more 1321 00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:03,066 with the other queens. 1322 00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:04,767 Reading them a little more. 1323 00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:04,767 Yes. 1324 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:07,734 - I have two words: 1325 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:07,734 master comedienne. 1326 00:35:07,734 --> 00:35:09,900 - All right, next up, Detox. 1327 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:11,333 - We all know she's funny. 1328 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,900 She could have done more and got 1329 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,900 rid of some of the f-bombs. 1330 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,867 - You know, the f-bomb 1331 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,867 usually means 1332 00:35:15,867 --> 00:35:17,734 that someone's very nervous. 1333 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:18,900 - You can laugh, but it's like, 1334 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,867 oh, and another f-bomb, 1335 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,867 oh, and another f-bomb. 1336 00:35:20,867 --> 00:35:23,066 And it's no longer funny 1337 00:35:20,867 --> 00:35:23,066 or bombastic. 1338 00:35:23,066 --> 00:35:24,300 - I expected more from her. 1339 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:26,800 - Alyssa Edwards. 1340 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,834 - The dress was a disaster 1341 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,834 tonight. 1342 00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,467 I got prom feeling from it. 1343 00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:32,633 And then the roast... 1344 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:33,967 wah-wah. 1345 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:34,967 Intimidation. 1346 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,066 - Yeah, that was it. 1347 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,266 - Was she intimidated 1348 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,266 by the other girls? 1349 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:38,467 - Absolutely. 1350 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:38,467 - Yeah. 1351 00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:39,533 - So many funny girls 1352 00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:39,533 up there tonight. 1353 00:35:39,533 --> 00:35:40,533 - They were...they were funny, 1354 00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:43,567 and I think she just... 1355 00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:43,567 she melted. 1356 00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:45,867 But I think she's beautiful. 1357 00:35:45,867 --> 00:35:46,967 - [laughs] 1358 00:35:46,967 --> 00:35:49,100 - She looks like 1359 00:35:46,967 --> 00:35:49,100 a fairy prince. 1360 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,133 [all laugh] 1361 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:52,467 - Silence. 1362 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:54,233 I've made my decision. 1363 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:56,600 Bring back... 1364 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,066 my girls. 1365 00:35:58,066 --> 00:35:59,633 [laughs] 1366 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,233 - [laughs] 1367 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,200 Welcome back, ladies. 1368 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,400 I've made some decisions. 1369 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:14,467 Alaska, tonight you proved 1370 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:14,467 you can stand on your own. 1371 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:16,867 You're safe. 1372 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:17,967 - Thank you. 1373 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,967 [blows kiss] 1374 00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:21,900 - Jinkx Monsoon, 1375 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:25,166 your look tonight was no joke. 1376 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,834 Keep it up. 1377 00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,066 You're safe. 1378 00:36:28,066 --> 00:36:30,333 - Thank you. 1379 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,166 - Coco Montrese. 1380 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:38,433 As my hood rat cousin, 1381 00:36:38,433 --> 00:36:41,433 you tore me to shreds. 1382 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,900 You are the winner 1383 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,900 of this week's challenge. 1384 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:44,867 Condragulations. 1385 00:36:44,867 --> 00:36:46,066 [applause] 1386 00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:50,300 You've won a custom gown 1387 00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:50,300 from SequinQueen. 1388 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,734 - Coco Montrese is back. 1389 00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:55,467 Yes, God, I'm back, baby. 1390 00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:57,834 - Detox... 1391 00:36:57,834 --> 00:37:00,834 you're safe. 1392 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:02,533 Alyssa Edwards, 1393 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:07,066 tonight your punch lines 1394 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:07,066 flatlined. 1395 00:37:07,066 --> 00:37:12,834 I'm sorry, my dear, 1396 00:37:07,066 --> 00:37:12,834 but you are up for elimination. 1397 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:18,800 Ivy Winters, you struggled 1398 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:18,800 to connect with the audience. 1399 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,367 Roxxxy Andrews, tonight was not 1400 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,367 your shining moment. 1401 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,533 Ivy Winters... 1402 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:30,266 you're safe. 1403 00:37:30,266 --> 00:37:32,400 Roxxxy Andrews, I'm sorry, 1404 00:37:30,266 --> 00:37:32,400 my dear, 1405 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,333 but you are up for elimination. 1406 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:38,400 - All of this stress 1407 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:38,400 has just hit me. 1408 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,967 This is honestly the first time 1409 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,967 in this competition 1410 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:43,834 that I felt 1411 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:43,834 "You're not good enough." 1412 00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,900 - Two queens stand before me. 1413 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:49,867 Ladies, this is your last chance 1414 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:49,867 to impress me 1415 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:54,367 and save yourself 1416 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:54,367 from elimination. 1417 00:37:54,367 --> 00:38:00,467 The time has come for you 1418 00:37:54,367 --> 00:38:00,467 to lip sync for your life. 1419 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:07,467 - Get ready for the lip sync 1420 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:07,467 of your life. 1421 00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:09,667 - Good luck. 1422 00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:11,767 And don't fuck it up. 1423 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:12,767 - * Hop up out the bed * 1424 00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:13,767 * Turn my swag on * 1425 00:38:13,767 --> 00:38:14,767 * Pay no attention * 1426 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:15,734 * To them haters * 1427 00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:17,066 * Because we whip 'em off * 1428 00:38:17,066 --> 00:38:18,633 * And we ain't doing 1429 00:38:17,066 --> 00:38:18,633 nothing wrong * 1430 00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,233 * So don't tell me nothing * 1431 00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:21,633 * I'm just trying to have fun * 1432 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,100 - [laughs] 1433 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,467 - * So keep the party jumping * 1434 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,467 so what's up * 1435 00:38:24,467 --> 00:38:25,800 * Yeah * 1436 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,467 * And now they don't know 1437 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,467 what to do * 1438 00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:29,066 * We turn our back 1439 00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:29,066 and whip our hair * 1440 00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:30,066 * and just shake 'em off * 1441 00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:31,066 - There's no holding back. 1442 00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:32,333 There's no tip-toeing around. 1443 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,867 I have to bring everything. 1444 00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:35,367 - * I whip my hair 1445 00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:35,367 back and forth * 1446 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:36,633 * I whip my hair 1447 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:36,633 back and forth * 1448 00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:38,066 * I whip my hair 1449 00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:38,066 back and forth * 1450 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,600 * I whip my hair 1451 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,600 back and forth * 1452 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,266 * I whip my hair 1453 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,266 back and forth * 1454 00:38:41,266 --> 00:38:42,467 - Oh! 1455 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:45,300 - I got a seizure 1456 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:45,300 watching that. 1457 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,133 - * All my ladies 1458 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,133 if you feel me * 1459 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,300 * Come on, do it, do it * 1460 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,333 * Whip your hair, 1461 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,333 your hair * 1462 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,567 * Your hair * 1463 00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:52,834 * I whip my hair 1464 00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:52,834 back and forth * 1465 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,500 * I whip my hair 1466 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,500 back and forth * 1467 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,867 * I whip my hair 1468 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,867 back and forth * 1469 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,300 * I whip my hair 1470 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,300 back and forth * 1471 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,767 * I whip my hair 1472 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,767 back and forth * 1473 00:38:58,767 --> 00:38:59,834 * I whip my hair * 1474 00:38:59,834 --> 00:39:03,066 - Alyssa is bringing it. 1475 00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,800 - [laughs] 1476 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,300 - * I whip my hair 1477 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,300 back and forth * 1478 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,734 * I whip my hair 1479 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,734 back and forth * 1480 00:39:07,734 --> 00:39:09,266 * I whip my hair 1481 00:39:07,734 --> 00:39:09,266 back and forth * 1482 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,700 * I whip my hair 1483 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,700 back and forth * 1484 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,333 * I whip my hair 1485 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,333 back and forth * 1486 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,066 - It's gonna be 1487 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,066 a photo finish tonight. 1488 00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:16,533 - * I whip my hair 1489 00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:16,533 back and forth * 1490 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:18,467 * I whip my... * 1491 00:39:18,467 --> 00:39:23,066 [cheers and applause] 1492 00:39:23,066 --> 00:39:25,166 - Lost her shoe. 1493 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:26,600 - All right, ladies. 1494 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,667 - [crying] 1495 00:39:35,467 --> 00:39:38,433 Sorry. 1496 00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:40,100 - Are you okay? 1497 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:43,934 - So many emotions. 1498 00:39:43,934 --> 00:39:45,967 - What's going on? 1499 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,367 - Nothing. 1500 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,367 Go ahead. 1501 00:39:47,367 --> 00:39:48,633 - No, tell me about it. 1502 00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:51,266 - It just hit me and... 1503 00:39:51,266 --> 00:39:52,633 like not feeling wanted 1504 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:55,734 and not being good enough. 1505 00:39:55,734 --> 00:40:01,567 I just feel like my mom 1506 00:39:55,734 --> 00:40:01,567 never wanted me and... 1507 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,400 my mother left my sister 1508 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,400 and myself at a bus stop 1509 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,333 when I was three. 1510 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,033 And I remember it like it was 1511 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,033 yesterday. 1512 00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:11,100 And, like, I come off 1513 00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:11,100 as this strong character. 1514 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,767 I try to stay so strong, 1515 00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:15,333 but I'm so weak, 1516 00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:15,333 and I'm so tired. 1517 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:18,400 [sobbing] 1518 00:40:26,934 --> 00:40:28,934 It just hurts that I was left. 1519 00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:30,467 Nobody cared. 1520 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,734 - We love you. 1521 00:40:38,734 --> 00:40:41,100 And you are so welcome here. 1522 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:43,367 You know, we as gay people, 1523 00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:44,734 we get to choose our family. 1524 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,066 You know, we get to choose 1525 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,066 the people that we're around. 1526 00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:50,800 You know what I'm saying? 1527 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,767 I am your family. 1528 00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:56,834 We are a family here. 1529 00:40:56,834 --> 00:40:58,800 I love you. 1530 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,333 - I love you. 1531 00:41:04,734 --> 00:41:07,533 - All right. 1532 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,700 I've made my decision. 1533 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:16,734 What you two did on this runway 1534 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:22,500 is the passion 1535 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:22,500 I am looking for. 1536 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,934 Shantay, you both stay. 1537 00:41:24,934 --> 00:41:28,300 - [cries] 1538 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,066 - [cries] 1539 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,100 - Thank you so much. 1540 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:39,767 - These are no longer just drag 1541 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:39,767 queens I am competing with. 1542 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:42,066 I'm growing attached 1543 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:42,066 to these people. 1544 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:45,700 We are like the seven sisters 1545 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:45,700 right now. 1546 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:48,834 - My seven sister queens. 1547 00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,500 If you can't love yourself, 1548 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,166 how in the hell are you gonna 1549 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,166 love somebody else? 1550 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:54,367 Can I get a amen in here? 1551 00:41:54,367 --> 00:41:56,200 all: Amen! 87605