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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:06,633 - My next drag superstars 2 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:06,633 had one thing in common. 3 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:09,233 They were all busted... 4 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:13,000 And found guilty... 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,100 [gavel bangs] 6 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,133 Of being sickening... 7 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:19,967 Order in the courtroom, 8 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:19,967 hunties! 9 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,233 A new trial begins, 10 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:25,600 as 14 queens prove 11 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:25,600 they can dance... 12 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,667 [baby crying] 13 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:27,867 Act... 14 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:27,867 - Aah! 15 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:29,500 [laughter] 16 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:32,533 [laughter] 17 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,533 - Swim... 18 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,333 - Whoo! 19 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,333 - And sing. 20 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:40,633 - * Can I get 21 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:40,633 a haaaaaaooow! * 22 00:00:40,633 --> 00:00:42,300 - More celebrities... 23 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,467 - How do you tuck your junk? 24 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,467 - Aah! 25 00:00:44,467 --> 00:00:45,467 - [laughs] 26 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:46,734 - I love this show! 27 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:48,033 - Criminal fashion... 28 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:50,066 - You look absolutely terrific. 29 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:51,533 Honestly. 30 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:54,533 - In a word, sensational. 31 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:57,734 And not a dry eye 32 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:57,734 in the house. 33 00:00:57,734 --> 00:01:00,433 - I was left, nobody cared. 34 00:00:57,734 --> 00:01:00,433 [cries] 35 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,100 - We get to choose our family, 36 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:02,100 you know? 37 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,066 We get to choose the people 38 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,066 that we're around, 39 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:05,600 you know what I'm saying? 40 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,600 The new season 41 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,600 of RuPaul's Drag Race 42 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,300 is in session. 43 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,533 And these queens... 44 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:11,500 - Look at this. 45 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,533 - Are killer. 46 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:13,800 [screams] 47 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,633 - Look how orange 48 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,633 you fucking look, girl! 49 00:01:15,633 --> 00:01:17,600 - I'm not joking, bitch! 50 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,266 - Step the fuck off! 51 00:01:19,266 --> 00:01:20,767 - No, no, no, no! 52 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:21,767 - Aah! 53 00:01:21,767 --> 00:01:24,967 [apocalyptic music] 54 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:28,300 - I can't wait to see 55 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:28,300 how this turns out. 56 00:01:55,467 --> 00:01:57,333 - [gasps] 57 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,767 Holy shit, we're here. 58 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:02,300 My name is Detox, 59 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,900 and I am 27 years old. 60 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:04,934 I can do everything. 61 00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:07,100 I act, I sing, I rap, I dance. 62 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,800 Let's send the rest 63 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,800 of these clowns home. 64 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,066 Where is everybody? 65 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:11,734 I've worked 66 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:11,734 with huge celebrities 67 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:13,066 like Rihanna, Kesha, 68 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,166 and I'm the queen bee, 69 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:15,367 so eat it up 70 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:17,166 and crown it. 71 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:20,100 You're all fucking welcome. 72 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:25,967 - My name is Roxxxy Andrews, 73 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:25,967 and I'm 28 years old. 74 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:28,467 Mash! 75 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:28,467 Are you kidding? 76 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:29,867 [both screaming] 77 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:31,633 Me and Detox started drag 78 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:31,633 together, 79 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,166 and I'm just so excited 80 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,166 to see her. 81 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:35,333 You look gorge. 82 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:35,333 - You too. 83 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,533 - I am a pageant girl... 84 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,533 big hair, big makeup. 85 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,734 From head to toe, 86 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,734 it's a Roxxxy Andrews project. 87 00:02:39,734 --> 00:02:41,633 It all begins. 88 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:45,967 - Hey, girls, hey! 89 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:45,967 - Hey! 90 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:48,367 - What's going on, pussycats? 91 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:48,367 - What's going on? 92 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:51,667 - I am Jade Jolie. 93 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:51,667 I am 25 years old. 94 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:52,934 Honey, I'm serving up fish. 95 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:54,100 Tuna on a platter. 96 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,066 You look gorge. 97 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,066 - Thank you, you too. 98 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:58,600 - Jade is bubbly. 99 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:58,600 She laughs a lot. 100 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,700 [giggling] 101 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,500 I just like to be fabulous 102 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,500 and fun. 103 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,633 [giggling] 104 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:04,400 - Well, you both are going home 105 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:04,400 really early, 106 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,433 just so you know. 107 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:07,967 - [laughing] 108 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:10,734 - My name is Serena ChaCha, 109 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:10,734 and I'm 21 years old. 110 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:14,066 This is the best 111 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:14,066 quinceanera present ever! 112 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:15,266 - It's your quinceanera? 113 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:17,266 - I come from an art school 114 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:17,266 environment, 115 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:18,900 and I'm interested 116 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,333 in fine art drag. 117 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,333 So this is...this is... 118 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,166 [overlapping chatter] 119 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:26,066 Automatically, 120 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:26,066 Detox and Roxxxy were... 121 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:27,333 [rapid gibberish] 122 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,900 - Whoo! Ow! 123 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:29,934 [laughing] 124 00:03:29,934 --> 00:03:31,133 - It's a little off-putting, 125 00:03:31,133 --> 00:03:32,100 rather annoying. 126 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,834 So much fun. 127 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,867 [cheering] 128 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:40,066 - Shut up! 129 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:41,967 - My name is Alyssa Edwards, 130 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:44,300 and I am 32 years of age. 131 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,367 I'm known as 132 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,367 the Vanessa Williams of drag, 133 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:50,700 because after winning the title 134 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:50,700 of Miss Gay America, 135 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,800 the crown was taken away 136 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,800 from me. 137 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,467 Girl, I am gagging. 138 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,600 I am here 139 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,600 to show people 140 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,600 I still got it. 141 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,834 I need to get up in this gear, 142 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,834 girl. 143 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,900 Let me get a look. 144 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,333 - [whooping] 145 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:06,066 [laughter] 146 00:04:06,066 --> 00:04:09,266 - You know, I can hear the 147 00:04:06,066 --> 00:04:09,266 cackling from down the street. 148 00:04:09,266 --> 00:04:10,400 all: Hi! 149 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,633 - My name is Jinkx Monsoon. 150 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:14,266 I'm 24, 151 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,834 and I'm Seattle's 152 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,834 youngest MILF. 153 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:17,300 Hi! 154 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,500 - Swimsuit competition. 155 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,200 - I'm theatrically trained 156 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,900 in the Broadway 157 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,900 school of singing. 158 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:23,967 - Ooh! 159 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:25,767 - Okay, Detox, 160 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:25,767 with the feathers. 161 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,500 - I don't know 162 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,500 about that Jinkx yet. 163 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,400 She's a little kooky. 164 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,233 - Pfft! 165 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,133 - Hello, boys! 166 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:34,934 My name's Penny Tration, 167 00:04:34,934 --> 00:04:37,133 and I am 39 years old. 168 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:39,633 I'm here because I was chosen 169 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:42,600 by thousands of people 170 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:42,600 in the online voting contest. 171 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,767 - You're the web vote? 172 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,133 - You guys should be happy 173 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,133 to know 174 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:46,734 that everybody actually 175 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:46,734 wanted me here. 176 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:48,166 [laughter] 177 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:51,266 I hope that me being voted on 178 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:51,266 the show by a lot of people 179 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:55,734 makes the other queens 180 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:55,734 really intimidated. 181 00:04:55,734 --> 00:04:57,100 - Hey, y'all. 182 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,467 - Hello. 183 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,467 - Whoo! 184 00:04:58,467 --> 00:04:59,934 - Ohh! 185 00:04:58,467 --> 00:04:59,934 We got another one. 186 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:01,834 - My name is Vivienne Pinay. 187 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,233 I'm 26 years old. 188 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:06,100 - You're giving me 189 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:06,100 pinup Kat Von D doll. 190 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,166 - Thank you. 191 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:09,934 Vivienne is all about glamour. 192 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,467 My beauty is everything. 193 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:12,900 - Vivienne's cute, 194 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,200 but I'm cuter. 195 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,500 [laughs] 196 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:19,400 - Oh, my God. 197 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,900 - Who is it? 198 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,600 - [imitates horse whinny] 199 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,700 - Uh... 200 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,900 - Hi! 201 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,266 - Oh, shit. 202 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:28,567 - Wow. 203 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:30,100 - My name is Alaska, 204 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,900 and I'm 27 years old. 205 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,200 And I also have 206 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,200 a very famous boyfriend 207 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,300 whose name is Sharon Needles. 208 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,734 - Sharon's girlfriend. 209 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:39,266 Girl/boyfriends. 210 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:39,266 - Oh. 211 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:41,633 - In this competition, dating 212 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,266 the previous winner 213 00:05:43,266 --> 00:05:45,867 is definitely uncharted 214 00:05:43,266 --> 00:05:45,867 territory. 215 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,133 - This trash bag couture is 216 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,133 something else. 217 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,133 - Yes. It's a plastic 218 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,133 tablecloth. 219 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,800 - Alaska definitely has 220 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,533 big shoes to fill. 221 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,533 - Hey, sisters. 222 00:05:57,533 --> 00:06:00,433 all: Whoa! 223 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:01,800 - My name is Honey Mahogany. 224 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,400 And I'm 28 years old. 225 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,900 How are you? 226 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,533 - Honey Mahogany 227 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,533 is like 228 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:10,600 a RuPaul Drag Race poster. 229 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,233 But not quite as polished. 230 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:15,066 * Sorry about it * 231 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:16,667 - I think I'm the first queen 232 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,266 from San Francisco, actually. 233 00:06:18,266 --> 00:06:19,834 - Hello, hippie! 234 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,567 - People get down on 235 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,567 San Francisco 236 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:22,834 for being a bunch of hippies. 237 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,266 But there's so much beauty 238 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,266 there. 239 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:27,233 Have you seen Honey Mahogany? 240 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:29,166 [laughs] 241 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,166 - Uh-oh! 242 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,333 - Hey, hey, hey, ladies! 243 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,433 Aah! 244 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:35,900 Oh, my God! 245 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:39,066 My name is Ivy Winters. 246 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:39,066 I'm 25 years old. 247 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,467 - Your top is awesome. 248 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,467 - Thank you. 249 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,600 - It's so well-tailored. 250 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,500 - I make dresses 251 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,500 out of cassette tape, 252 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,133 paper cups, condoms. 253 00:06:45,133 --> 00:06:48,133 I will figure out a way 254 00:06:45,133 --> 00:06:48,133 to turn it into a costume. 255 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:50,533 And I used to work as a clown 256 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:50,533 for like eight years. 257 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:51,867 - Well, you still do. 258 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:55,533 [laughter] 259 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:57,300 - Hello, girls. 260 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,133 I'm Monica Beverly Hillz, 261 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,133 with a Z. 262 00:06:59,133 --> 00:07:00,867 I'm 27. 263 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:05,066 Monica Beverly Hillz 264 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:05,066 is very good at giving face. 265 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:07,066 This might be the fishiest 266 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:07,066 season ever, darling. 267 00:07:07,066 --> 00:07:08,100 - I know! 268 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,567 - I have been called 269 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,200 ghetto, banji, trashy. 270 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,467 I was raised in the ghetto. 271 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:13,834 You know, I'm street smart. 272 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,734 And there's nothing wrong 273 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:17,734 with that. 274 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:21,166 - Oh! Look at this! 275 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:24,500 - I'm Lineysha Sparx, 276 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:24,500 and I am 24 years old. 277 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:28,667 Lineysha is so fierce, 278 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:28,667 so flawless, so sparkling. 279 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,467 I'm very excited to be here 280 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:33,200 representing Puerto Rico, so... 281 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,767 Lineysha's in the house, 282 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:37,533 so watch out, bitches. 283 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,667 - How many more girls? 284 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,667 This has to be it, right? 285 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,533 - This has to be it. 286 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,533 - Lucky 13. 287 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:43,734 - This is 13? 288 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:45,500 - Oh, boys! 289 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,533 The diva has arrived! 290 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,967 I'm Coco Montrese, 291 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,967 and I'm 37 years old. 292 00:07:49,967 --> 00:07:52,266 [all screaming] 293 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:57,066 [dramatic chorus] 294 00:07:57,066 --> 00:08:01,066 - And then walks in 295 00:07:57,066 --> 00:08:01,066 Coco Montrese... 296 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:04,367 the face-crack of the century. 297 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:06,600 - Oh, my God! 298 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,333 Alyssa Edwards. 299 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,233 What the fuck? 300 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,333 Oh, Alyssa Edwards...again. 301 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,700 - Here she goes. 302 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,700 - What's the story? 303 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,166 - Alyssa, you wanna tell 304 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,166 the story, 305 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,400 or you want me to tell 306 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,400 the story? 307 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,066 - There's no story. 308 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,066 - What's the story? 309 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,567 - We haven't spoke in two years. 310 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,867 The pageant tore our friendship 311 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,867 apart. 312 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:29,667 - We were close, and I feel like 313 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:29,667 I was bamboozled. 314 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,734 - Coco was the one 315 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,734 backstabbing me behind my back. 316 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:35,100 - Alyssa and I will have 317 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:35,100 our moment later together, 318 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,066 'cause we need a moment. 319 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:39,900 I don't think she wants to talk 320 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:39,900 about it... 321 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,266 but we're gonna talk about it. 322 00:08:42,266 --> 00:08:45,200 If she doesn't go home first. 323 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,200 - "Game on, bitch," 324 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,333 the sequel. 325 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,400 [siren] 326 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,400 - Ooh, girl, you got shemail! 327 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,500 [cheering] 328 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,367 Welcome, my queens. 329 00:08:56,367 --> 00:09:00,066 I told you California 330 00:08:56,367 --> 00:09:00,066 was the place you oughta be. 331 00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:01,900 So you tightened up your tuck 332 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,100 and you flew to Beverly... 333 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,567 Hills. 334 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:06,567 Adjacent, that is. 335 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:07,934 [laughter] 336 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,934 So whether you're 337 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,934 a fresh princess of Bel-Air, 338 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:12,734 a Malibu Barbie, 339 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:16,367 or just serving 340 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:16,367 Real Housewife realness, 341 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:19,900 to get your big break 342 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:19,900 in RuPaullywood, you need 343 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,834 to make an even bigger splash 344 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,834 and really shake things up. 345 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:27,200 Oh...oh, my goodness! 346 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,867 An earthquake! 347 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,066 Oh, my God! My hair! 348 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:32,233 Ooh! 349 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:32,233 I think it's the big one. 350 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:35,633 Ooh! Ooh, faster, faster! 351 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,066 Ooh! 352 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:38,300 Slower, slower, slower. 353 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,900 Oh! 354 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,433 Cut! 355 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,567 [sighs] 356 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,633 Remember, to snatch this crown, 357 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:49,367 you need to fake it 358 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:49,367 until you make it. 359 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:52,767 [cheering] 360 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:55,200 Hello, hello, hello. 361 00:09:55,200 --> 00:10:00,567 [all screaming] 362 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,900 Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race. 363 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,533 - Yes! 364 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,467 - Now, I chose each of you 365 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,567 because I see in you the raw 366 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,166 charisma, uniqueness, nerve, 367 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:14,600 and talent that it takes to go 368 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:14,600 all the way. 369 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,500 In addition to winning 370 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,500 the title 371 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,767 of America's next 372 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,767 drag superstar, 373 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:21,600 the champion 374 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:21,600 of RuPaul's Drag Race 375 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:27,033 will receive a lifetime supply 376 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:27,033 of Color Evolution cosmetics, 377 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,467 a one-of-a-kind trip 378 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:31,533 courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel, 379 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:36,100 and headline Logo's 380 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:36,100 Outrageous Drag Race Tour, 381 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:39,734 featuring Absolut Vodka, 382 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:39,734 cocktails perfected. 383 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,100 And some cash money, honey. 384 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,700 [cheering] 385 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,300 Yes, child. 386 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:48,266 To the tune of $100,000. 387 00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:51,767 [cheering, chatter] 388 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,166 - Well, I feel so excited. 389 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,700 It's 100,000 of dollars! 390 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,734 And I want to win that money. 391 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,867 - No more kiddin' around, 392 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,867 girls. 393 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:04,633 You're in the enter-taint-ment 394 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:04,633 capital of the world. 395 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:05,734 - Yes! 396 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,567 - And to make it in 397 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,567 RuPaullywood, 398 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,300 you've gotta dive 399 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,300 in the deep end. 400 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,667 Are you ready for your close-up? 401 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,367 Coming up... 402 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,333 [slow-motion scream] 403 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,367 [laughing] 404 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,467 [laughing] 405 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:30,467 [upbeat music] 406 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:32,633 * * 407 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:33,800 Hi, Jade. 408 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,066 - Hey, Ru. 409 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:36,734 It's time for our first 410 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:36,734 photo shoot. 411 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,633 I am eager to see 412 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,633 what the challenge is, 413 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,066 and I am super-nervous. 414 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,333 - What do you think is going on 415 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,333 right now? 416 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,934 - Um...[giggling] 417 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,934 I'm not sure. 418 00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:47,400 - Well, turn around. 419 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,900 - Oh! [laughs] 420 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:49,967 Oh, my gosh. 421 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,500 Talk about the elephant 422 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,500 in the room. 423 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,667 Didn't see that. 424 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,066 [laughing] 425 00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:57,266 - Now, say hello to the amazing 426 00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:57,266 Mike Ruiz. 427 00:11:57,266 --> 00:12:00,600 Mike is here to shoot 428 00:11:57,266 --> 00:12:00,600 your Hollywood splash photo. 429 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,333 What we're looking for 430 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,333 is underwater serving glamour. 431 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,166 - Like, give us fish. 432 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,500 - [laughs] Awesome. 433 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,867 - Let's do it. 434 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,533 - Today we're doing an homage 435 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,533 to old Hollywood 436 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:14,066 that's kind of a tribute 437 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:14,066 to old Esther Williams films. 438 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,867 - Please note that there's 439 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,867 no pee in the water. 440 00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,100 - [laughing] 441 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,066 - All right, hit it! 442 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,800 - Jade Jolie, 443 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,800 you're soaking in it. 444 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,834 - Try not to look like 445 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,834 you're holding your breath. 446 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,867 Jade would inhale 447 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,867 a bunch of air 448 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,066 and would hold it all 449 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,066 in her cheeks like a chipmunk. 450 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,300 That doesn't make for 451 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,300 a very pretty glamour shot. 452 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,467 She's giving me parrot fish. 453 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,834 - I was giving Helen Keller 454 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,834 drowning realness. 455 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,166 [laughs] 456 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,367 - Ooh! Wet and wild. 457 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,300 Roxxxy Andrews! 458 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,433 Hit it. 459 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,667 - Acrobatic, graceful, 460 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,667 gorgeous face, glamour. 461 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,900 - Ooh, she's rolling 462 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,900 in the deep! 463 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,100 - Do it. 464 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,433 - On the Roxxxy with a splash. 465 00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:53,533 Detox! 466 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,800 - Give us everything 467 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,800 you've got. 468 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,266 Yes! 469 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,600 It's the bumble fish. 470 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,834 - Aquawomana! 471 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,333 Oh, gorgeous! 472 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,333 - Gorgeous. 473 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,600 - Detox fell off the wagon 474 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,600 and into the pool. 475 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,066 Serena ChaCha! 476 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,433 The time has come for you 477 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,433 to sink...for your life! 478 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:12,900 - For my life. 479 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,400 - Uno, dos, tres! 480 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,834 Oops. Uh-oh. 481 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:17,867 - Oh, dear. 482 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,066 I can see your seafood platter! 483 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,734 Your paella is showing! 484 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,367 - At least Serena 485 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,367 was wearing panties. 486 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,433 Okay. 487 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:26,467 - Okay, there's a pole. 488 00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,100 - Hold on to the pole. 489 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,934 Lookit. 490 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,934 It looks like frog legs. 491 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,667 [RuPaul laughing] 492 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,367 - What the fuck 493 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,367 was that about, guys? 494 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,633 - It's not 495 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,633 your quinceanera anymore, is it? 496 00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:39,900 - Your quinceanera is ruined! 497 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,867 - By a pool. 498 00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:41,867 - I'm not tucked. 499 00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,166 - Oh, you didn't tuck? 500 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,300 - I'm not tucked at all, 501 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,600 so the dress is doing this 502 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,600 the whole time. 503 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,066 - Showing all your bubblegum 504 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,066 and everything. 505 00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,667 - See, you thought you were 506 00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,667 being cutesie 507 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,066 by being comfortable 508 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,066 with your non-tuck, 509 00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:52,967 and they got you together. 510 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,200 I'm not a fan of girls 511 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,200 who don't tuck. 512 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,500 Look like a woman. 513 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,500 It's female impersonation 514 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,500 at the end of the day. 515 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,767 - Deeper! 516 00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,600 Don't be so shallow, Alyssa. 517 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,700 Your legs look like calamari 518 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,734 when you do that. 519 00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:09,934 - Okay. 520 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,166 - Dance underwater. 521 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,600 Is that dress wash and wear? 522 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,700 - Whew! 523 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,500 - Careful on these 524 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,500 wet, slippery surfaces. 525 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,767 Oh! 526 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,767 Queen down. 527 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,533 - At least I did it gracefully. 528 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,533 - Very. 529 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:31,166 - Jinkx Monsoon, welcome to 530 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:31,166 the drag lagoon! 531 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,633 - I don't know how to swim. 532 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,300 I learned how to swim 533 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,300 by one of my uncles 534 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,767 pushing me off a log 535 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,767 into a river. 536 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:46,300 First time under the water, 537 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:46,300 I lost both my contacts. 538 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,266 I was blinded within seconds. 539 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,667 - Okay, you look a little scared 540 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,667 underwater. 541 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,200 - A more pretty face. 542 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,467 - Okay, too much splashing. 543 00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:01,266 Uh-oh. 544 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,133 You're splashing aroun...oops. 545 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,133 - [gasping] 546 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,400 - Are you okay? 547 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,066 - Just a little tang... 548 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,900 [spits] Tangled. 549 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,633 - I think we're gonna 550 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,633 have to call it a wrap. 551 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,233 - Jinkx, there's got to be 552 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,233 a morning after. 553 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,667 Deeper, Penny Tration. 554 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,600 Girl, you're gonna put 555 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,600 Shelley Winters out of work. 556 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,900 - [laughs] 557 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,233 - Oh, wait a minute. 558 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,700 - And go. 559 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,667 - Yes, yes, yes! 560 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,800 Poseidon Adventure, darling. 561 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,166 - Hit it! 562 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,800 - Serving "Wettie" Page. 563 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,900 - Yes! 564 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,233 - Touch all of the skin. 565 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:42,667 The filet of Vivienne Pinay. 566 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,233 Oh, Alaska's underwater. 567 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:48,367 Damn you, global warming! 568 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,567 - Oh! 569 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,467 - Okay. Yeah, your head's not 570 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,467 going very deep. 571 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,066 - And keep your hair 572 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,066 out of your face. 573 00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,533 - I can't get deep enough. 574 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,600 I don't know how to do it. 575 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,066 - Alaska...she got really 576 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,066 frustrated, and it showed. 577 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,367 Push yourself down. 578 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,667 Go! 579 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,967 No. 580 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,400 Nope...on your face. 581 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,400 - Oh! 582 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400 - All right, all right. 583 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,200 - I can't do it. 584 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,200 I failed. 585 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,734 - We will offer you one more dip 586 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,734 if you wanna take it. 587 00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:23,066 - I'm sorry. 588 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,834 That was terrible! 589 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,467 [laughter] 590 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,066 I can't believe that. 591 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,066 I'm in shock. 592 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,800 I did so bad! 593 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,500 I don't know how to swim. 594 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,600 - Oh, get that. 595 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,066 - I've completely blown it. 596 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:41,300 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 597 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,100 - It's Honey Mahogany! 598 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,066 Honey, I sunk the kids. 599 00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,667 Ooh! That was pretty. 600 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,967 Ivy Winters! 601 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,433 Throwing caution to the wind. 602 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,400 Fishy when wet. 603 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,433 Monica Beverly Hillz. 604 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,967 - Push your dress down 605 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,967 when you get underwater. 606 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,934 - You look like a jellyfish. 607 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:09,500 In the future, you should 608 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:09,500 hand-wash your woolens. 609 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,166 Oh...yes! 610 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,767 - All right! 611 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,133 Lineysha's body language 612 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,133 was so incredibly graceful 613 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,266 and dancerly; 614 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,266 it was amazing. 615 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:20,767 - Sparkle, Lineysha, sparkle! 616 00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,467 Sorry to say, that satin will 617 00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,467 never be the same. 618 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,467 Work! 619 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,467 Coco Montrese! 620 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,934 Chicken of the sea! 621 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,433 Serving "Tuna" Turner. 622 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,266 - Relax your face. 623 00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:37,600 - Yes, mama. 624 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,100 Instant Coco...just add water. 625 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,467 - Okay, y'all, somebody forgot 626 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,467 to tell them... 627 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,767 - [laughs] 628 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,533 - That black people don't swim. 629 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,333 [laughter] 630 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,900 Thank God I'm Dominican. 631 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,867 - Oh. 632 00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:53,700 - Y'all look cute. 633 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,900 - Seeing everybody de-dragging 634 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,900 for the very first time 635 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,467 is always exciting. 636 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,500 Detox...immediately, I'm like, 637 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,500 "Work done!" 638 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,967 - [smacking] 639 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,467 - Lineysha 640 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,467 is the Puerto Rican papi. 641 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,967 Oh, my gosh. 642 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,934 - Jinkx out of drag, uh... 643 00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,500 Why does she have 644 00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,500 an eye patch? 645 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,834 What is going on? 646 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,967 Oh, my God! 647 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,166 - I saw you sleeping earlier. 648 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,066 I was like, "Maybe she's just 649 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,066 really tired." 650 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,467 - I have narcolepsy. 651 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,333 So if I don't like stay active, 652 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,333 I start to slunk, 653 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,333 and then it's a whole big mess. 654 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,800 - Wait, Miss Thing. 655 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,767 So you fall asleep 656 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,767 out of nowhere? 657 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,400 - It's not how they do it 658 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,400 in the movies. 659 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,100 You know, like, 660 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,100 you can feel it coming on, 661 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,800 and if you're lucky, you make 662 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,800 your way to a sofa and... 663 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,600 [laughs] 664 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,100 - Jinkx is a special person. 665 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,467 - I am Seattle's premier 666 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,467 Jewish narcoleptic drag queen. 667 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,767 Thank you. 668 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,100 I'm not gonna make an excuse 669 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,100 for it. 670 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,100 I wear my narcolepsy 671 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,100 as a badge of pride. 672 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:53,200 It's something I've had to... 673 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,600 [snoring] 674 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200 - [clears throat] 675 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,867 - Yes! 676 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:10,867 [all cheering] 677 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,567 - Thank you, Mr. Handsome. 678 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,066 - I know what I wanna drink. 679 00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:15,400 - Hello, hello, hello! 680 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,734 [all cheering] 681 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,567 Um...who are you guys? 682 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,367 [laughter] 683 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,767 Now, Mike and I have reviewed 684 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,767 your photos, 685 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:28,400 and some of you were in 686 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:28,400 over your heads. 687 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,767 - Yes! 688 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,367 - But some of you took to it 689 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,367 like a fish to water. 690 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:34,700 - Fish! 691 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:40,433 - The one queen that surfaced 692 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:40,433 as the clear winner is... 693 00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,166 Detox. 694 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:46,200 [all cheering] 695 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,266 - I was floored. 696 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,166 I may sit around and Kiki 697 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,166 with everybody, 698 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,567 but at the end of the day, 699 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,533 I'm here for one reason, 700 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,133 and that's to win. 701 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,834 - Detox, I love your photo 702 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,834 so much, 703 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,066 I'm tweeting it right now. 704 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:00,900 #RuPaullywood. 705 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,000 - Yeah, that's right! 706 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,767 - Ladies, take a moment 707 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,767 to unwind. 708 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,600 Because tomorrow, 709 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,600 your RuPaullywood adventure 710 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,900 continues with a Beverly Hills 711 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,900 shopping spree. 712 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,300 - Oh! 713 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300 [cheering] 714 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,300 - I'm thrilled at the aspect 715 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,300 of going on a shopping spree. 716 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,000 - Let's go. 717 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,000 - Adios! 718 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,200 all: Bye! 719 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,266 - But I'm pretty sure 720 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,266 it's not gonna be 721 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,100 the shopping spree 722 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,100 that we imagine. 723 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,100 - Coming up... 724 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,266 - What's going on? 725 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,500 - Oh! 726 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,500 - Oh, my God! 727 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,533 - And where is my damn 728 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,533 shopping spree? 729 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,100 [all shouting] 730 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,400 - Wait! 731 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,400 - Mommy! 732 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,900 - [laughing] 733 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,767 [laughing] 734 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,800 - So today RuPaul 735 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,800 is sending us 736 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,967 on a exclusive tour 737 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,967 of RuPaullywood, 738 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:55,000 which culminates in a special 739 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,033 Beverly Hills shopping spree. 740 00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,533 [horn honks] 741 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,266 - * Stone cold city * 742 00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,233 * Took a bite out of me * 743 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,767 * Love of my life * 744 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,767 * Said he had to leave * 745 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:06,767 * Said I love you * 746 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:07,734 * But I hate it * 747 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,767 * It's not for me * 748 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,266 * I'd rather take my chances * 749 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,633 * Back in Tennessee * 750 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:13,600 - Wait! 751 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,066 - * Hollywood, USA * 752 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:21,266 * Hollywood, USA * 753 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:24,333 - I'm getting my life 754 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:24,333 on this bus. 755 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,934 Celebrities waving back. 756 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,367 Oh, my gosh, it's like a dream 757 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,367 come true. 758 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,133 - * Going to be a star * 759 00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,734 * Workin' in a bar * 760 00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:32,734 * Change your name * 761 00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:33,900 * To play the game * 762 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,600 * It all remains the same * 763 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600 * Sing your song * 764 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,734 * You got the part * 765 00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:39,066 * Don't forget your heart * 766 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,100 * You'll need it * 767 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,166 * When you reach the top * 768 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,166 * And you're alone in * 769 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:50,333 * Hollywood, Hollywood * 770 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,500 * Hollywood * 771 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,667 * I lost my love * 772 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,166 * In Hollywood * 773 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,333 * Hollywood * 774 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,166 * I lost my love * 775 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,734 * Hollywood * 776 00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:06,600 [all gasping and cheering] 777 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,934 - Hello, ladies. 778 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,934 Hi! 779 00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:12,467 - Who comes out the door 780 00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:12,467 but Camille Grammer 781 00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:13,633 from The Real Housewives. 782 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,066 Are you kidding me? 783 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:16,600 - Welcome to Beverly Hills. 784 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,667 [all cheering] 785 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,066 We've been expecting you. 786 00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:21,734 But you can't come in here. 787 00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,467 - Oh... 788 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,867 - RuPaul is waiting for you 789 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,867 at the VIP entrance... 790 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:28,967 that way. 791 00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:30,200 - Oh! 792 00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:30,200 - Over there? 793 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,900 - Wait. What? 794 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,433 - Ciao, darlings. 795 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,500 Mwah! 796 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,433 - We love you, Camille! 797 00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,333 - [mouthing] 798 00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,333 Call me. 799 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:40,333 - Whoo! 800 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,767 - So we walk around the store 801 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,767 to meet RuPaul. 802 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,567 We're looking, 803 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,567 and we see a gate. 804 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,066 - Oh! 805 00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:52,100 What is this? 806 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,467 - We see dumpsters 807 00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:56,700 and an alien from outer space. 808 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:57,834 What's going on? 809 00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:01,100 And where's my damn 810 00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:01,100 shopping spree? 811 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,734 - Girl... 812 00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:05,734 [suspenseful music] 813 00:23:05,734 --> 00:23:08,967 * * 814 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,600 - Well, hey, pretty womens. 815 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,367 [laughing, chatter] 816 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:18,200 Welcome to the slums 817 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:18,200 of Beverly Hills. 818 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,100 - Hey! 819 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,266 - Now, I promised you 820 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,266 a shopping spree, but, girl, 821 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:27,567 Beverly Hills boutiques 822 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:27,567 can be so darn... 823 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,734 * Pricey * 824 00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:33,266 But I know where you can get 825 00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:33,266 a real bargain! 826 00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,900 These dumpsters are overflowing 827 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:40,800 with some of the most exclusive 828 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:40,800 garbage in the 90210. 829 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,767 For your first main challenge, 830 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:45,800 you need to create 831 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:45,800 an award-winning look 832 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,300 that screams "Hollywood 833 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,300 red carpet couture," darling. 834 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:56,333 You'll have just one minute 835 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:56,333 to dumpster dive. 836 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,734 And, ladies... 837 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,734 all sales are final. 838 00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:02,066 [chuckles] 839 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,233 - Oh, my God. 840 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:06,133 We're dumpster diving 841 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:06,133 for materials. 842 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,400 Great, it's a challenge. 843 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,800 - Gentlemen, 844 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,800 start your engines, 845 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,934 and may the best woman win. 846 00:24:13,934 --> 00:24:19,700 [rock music] 847 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,700 [all exclaiming, yelling] 848 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,567 - I'm trying to get 849 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,567 everything I can. 850 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,767 Girls pushing and prodding 851 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,767 and jumping on top of my head. 852 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,734 Ow! 853 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,734 That's my leg. 854 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,233 This is crazy, honey. 855 00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:34,066 - Out of my way! Oh! 856 00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,200 - The girl next to me 857 00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,200 throws the lid up... 858 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,800 [slow-motion voices] 859 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,934 I won't make it out of this 860 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,934 competition alive. 861 00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:42,834 [laughs] 862 00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:44,266 - Oh! My garbage! 863 00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:45,734 [overlapping chatter] 864 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,600 - I can't get out of here! 865 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,300 - Ay, damn! 866 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,667 Penny Tration smacked my face, 867 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,667 honey. 868 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:52,900 My moneymaker! 869 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:53,900 I was pissed. 870 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,133 Don't knock me over. 871 00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:56,633 - Don't knock you over? 872 00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:59,367 This pushy little queen 873 00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:59,367 over here getting on my nerves! 874 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,934 I am not afraid 875 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,934 to shove my way 876 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,433 through the little girls... 877 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,667 Mommy! 878 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:04,767 And get what I need to get. 879 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:07,934 - I am gagged, 880 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:07,934 and not in the good way. 881 00:25:07,934 --> 00:25:09,367 - I got a steal! 882 00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:10,967 - Five-finger discount. 883 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:13,433 Mm-hmm. 884 00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:14,767 - Ooh! 885 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:16,200 - All right. 886 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,600 Let's get to work. 887 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,834 - Shopping spree, 888 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,834 shopping spree. 889 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,567 No credit card involved. 890 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,066 We entered back 891 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,066 into the workroom, 892 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,166 and it was time to get to work. 893 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:27,066 - Whoo, girl! 894 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,066 - Fabulous. 895 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,533 - What are you wearing, Roxxxy? 896 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,233 - This is my makeup dress. 897 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,333 - Why? 898 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,133 - Because I take my makeup off 899 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,133 in it. 900 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:39,667 Oh, y'all can't take me? 901 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:43,667 Oh, y'all cannot take 902 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:43,667 my fishy daytime dress. 903 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,900 - Miss Alaska, 904 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,900 put some clothes on, please. 905 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,400 - First one naked! 906 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,233 - Tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka! 907 00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:52,700 - Look at this. 908 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,367 - The reason she walked in 909 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,367 the room with a horse face... 910 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,800 was 'cause she is a horse. 911 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,533 - Talk about letting it all 912 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,533 hang out, darling. 913 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,633 - Bitch, I live for this. 914 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,700 - Oh, my God, 915 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,700 how did you get that? 916 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,400 - * Welcome to the * 917 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,066 * Jungle * 918 00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,834 - What is that? 919 00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,834 - Miss Thang! 920 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,433 - You found that? 921 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,433 - She hit the jackpot! 922 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:18,367 We got the winner. 923 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,500 - I am happy with what I got 924 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,500 from the dumpster. 925 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,066 I found fabulous 926 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,066 red sequined fabric. 927 00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,667 - Ooh, girl, 928 00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,667 you got paillettes! 929 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,500 - Mister sisters over here. 930 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,300 - Mister sister? 931 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,300 - Mister sisters. 932 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,867 - Mister sisters? 933 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,867 - Mister sisters. 934 00:26:30,867 --> 00:26:32,066 - It's so funny. 935 00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:34,266 As soon as she pulled out 936 00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:34,266 all them red paillettes, 937 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:36,800 you are now her best friend. 938 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,567 She's trying to take 939 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,567 Miss Thing's fabric. 940 00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:39,900 She can't be bothered 941 00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:39,900 right now. 942 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,133 - She got Miss Thing 943 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,133 to cut it up. 944 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,800 - What are they talking about 945 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,800 over there? 946 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,967 - Jade, be careful, girl. 947 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:45,266 - Be careful with her. 948 00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:47,700 - Why you say be careful 949 00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:47,700 to me, Miss Coco? 950 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,667 - Just be careful. 951 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,667 That's all I'm saying. 952 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,266 - Here she comes. 953 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,266 - Miss Jade. 954 00:26:51,266 --> 00:26:52,834 Find out who your real friends 955 00:26:51,266 --> 00:26:52,834 are, 956 00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:54,266 and you stick by 957 00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:54,266 your real friends. 958 00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:55,767 - Girl, you're my real friend, 959 00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:55,767 bitch. 960 00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:57,066 - I'm not saying Alyssa's not. 961 00:26:57,066 --> 00:26:59,567 - You can meet your friends' 962 00:26:57,066 --> 00:26:59,567 longevity, right? 963 00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,533 'Cause we've been in 964 00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,533 competition. 965 00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,567 - We have been in a lot of 966 00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,567 competitions. 967 00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:04,734 - And at the end of the day, 968 00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:05,900 it's like you really, truly find 969 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,600 who your friends are 970 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,600 in the end. 971 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,066 - Yeah. That's true. 972 00:27:09,066 --> 00:27:10,400 - That's what it's about. 973 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,467 - So we'll talk about it later, 974 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,467 Alyssa. 975 00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:14,367 - We don't got nothing 976 00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:14,367 to talk about. 977 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,700 - We do have...we have a lot to 978 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,700 talk about. 979 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,900 You say you'll find out later 980 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,900 who your friends are. 981 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,567 So you and I will sit down 982 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,567 and talk about that. 983 00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:24,500 - I wanna know what the fuck 984 00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:24,500 happened. 985 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,734 - When are you gonna tell me? 986 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,734 - Not gonna answer that. 987 00:27:26,734 --> 00:27:28,400 When I'm ready. 988 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,867 - I'm definitely feeling 989 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,867 the pressure because 990 00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:40,066 I floundered 991 00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:40,066 in the dunk tank. 992 00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:42,433 So hopefully, I can redeem 993 00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:42,433 myself. 994 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,400 - Alaska's a one-trick pony 995 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,400 at this point, 996 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,600 because yet again, 997 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,200 she's making another dress 998 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,200 out of plastic bags. 999 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,600 - Saran Wrap? 1000 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,266 It's red carpet, honey. 1001 00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:02,834 This might get you 1002 00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:02,834 on the bottom two. 1003 00:28:02,834 --> 00:28:04,567 Good luck. 1004 00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:07,166 - Coming up... 1005 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,066 - I just wanted to keep it 1006 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,066 kinda classy. 1007 00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:11,066 - Yeah. 1008 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,433 There's a lot of influences 1009 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,433 there. 1010 00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:17,066 - This is my plastic 1011 00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:17,066 evening gown. 1012 00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,700 I just see it in my brain. 1013 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,667 - Okay. 1014 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,900 - I hope it's couture 1015 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,934 enough. 1016 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,967 - [laughing] 1017 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,500 - I need like wire cutters. 1018 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,834 This week's main challenge 1019 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:40,333 is making dumpster 1020 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:40,333 red carpet couture. 1021 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,133 - Where's some pins, 1022 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,133 straight pins? 1023 00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:43,467 - I don't know. 1024 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,233 - The workroom's really tense 1025 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,233 at the moment, 1026 00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:48,633 'cause everyone's designing 1027 00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:48,633 their first runway look. 1028 00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:52,166 And it's important to make 1029 00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:52,166 a first impression. 1030 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,333 - Everyone's all quiet. 1031 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,834 That means you guys are 1032 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,834 stressed. 1033 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,633 - Being an artist, 1034 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,533 I feel like the best thing 1035 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,533 to do is just, you know, 1036 00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:00,867 concentrate on your concept, 1037 00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:02,233 chew as much as you can chew, 1038 00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:05,700 and you hope that whatever 1039 00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:05,700 you spit out comes out right. 1040 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,367 - Serena's going very slow. 1041 00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:08,767 She's doing this and that, 1042 00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:10,767 but there's just kind of 1043 00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:10,767 no product being made. 1044 00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:12,100 And time's ticking down. 1045 00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:15,767 - Hello, hello, hello! 1046 00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:17,567 all: Hi! 1047 00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:21,133 - Now, is this the real 1048 00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:21,133 drag queens of Beverly Hills? 1049 00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,600 all: Yes! 1050 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,934 - Yes, ma'am. 1051 00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:25,700 - Well, hello, Coco Montrese. 1052 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,700 - Hi, Ru. 1053 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,200 - Now, this outfit... 1054 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,700 - I want to give 1055 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,700 Debbie Reynolds... 1056 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,700 Marilyn Monroe 1057 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,700 meets Madonna. 1058 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,767 I just wanted to keep it 1059 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,767 kind of classy. 1060 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:37,100 - Yeah. 1061 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,633 Well, there's a lot of 1062 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,633 influences there. 1063 00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:41,066 - I don't wanna play it safe. 1064 00:29:41,066 --> 00:29:42,300 One way or another, 1065 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,867 I need to stand out. 1066 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,333 So take it or leave it, 1067 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,500 this is me tomorrow, 1068 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,767 and I'm gonna turn it. 1069 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,767 - I know that you have a history 1070 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,767 with Alyssa. 1071 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:55,066 Has it gotten in the way so far 1072 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:55,066 in the competition? 1073 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:57,100 - It...kinda threw me. 1074 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,667 This Alyssa situation 1075 00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,567 is a distraction for me 1076 00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,567 right now. 1077 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,367 And I need to put it aside 1078 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,367 and focus on 1079 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:04,967 what Coco's gonna present. 1080 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,367 - All right, Coco. 1081 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,367 - Thank you. 1082 00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,266 - You're taking a risk, 1083 00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,266 and I love it, so go for it. 1084 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,533 - Thanks, Ru. 1085 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:13,266 - Serena ChaCha. 1086 00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,266 - Hi, Ru. 1087 00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:15,700 - How long have you been 1088 00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:15,700 doing drag? 1089 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:16,834 - For three years. 1090 00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,867 Just turned 21, 1091 00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,867 just graduated art school. 1092 00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:20,166 I do performance art. 1093 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,867 - Performance art. 1094 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,867 - Yeah. 1095 00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:22,900 - Now, do you sew? 1096 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,967 - Yes, but there is 1097 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,967 a new art movement 1098 00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:26,734 called soft sculpture. 1099 00:30:26,734 --> 00:30:28,066 It's more about creating 1100 00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:30,767 a sculpture 1101 00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:30,767 rather than just tailoring. 1102 00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:32,266 - Well, that sounds great 1103 00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:32,266 on paper, 1104 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:33,934 but what does it look like? 1105 00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:35,200 - It looks like this. 1106 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,667 - That scares me. 1107 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,266 - I'm trying to do detail 1108 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,266 first, 1109 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:39,400 just like when you paint. 1110 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,066 - There's not a lot of time 1111 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,066 here, you know. 1112 00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:42,333 - A little scared about that. 1113 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,834 - And there's not a lot of dress 1114 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,834 over here either. 1115 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:45,100 - No, it's still really abstract 1116 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:45,100 right now, 1117 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,467 but I know it's gonna 1118 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,467 come together. 1119 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,066 - Serena said she went 1120 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,066 to art school. 1121 00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:50,700 She might want her money back. 1122 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,800 - I'm just surprised that 1123 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,800 you're so calm and collected, 1124 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,967 you know? 1125 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:57,000 There's a lot of experienced 1126 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:57,000 queens here 1127 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,467 who are a little further along 1128 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,467 in their execution 1129 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,233 of their couture outfit. 1130 00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:02,867 - All I have to do is come up 1131 00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:02,867 with a whole 1132 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,900 performative aspect for my 1133 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,900 dress, and I'm totally calm. 1134 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,066 I know this is gonna work out. 1135 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,066 I totally do. 1136 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,967 - Well, listen, I know you got 1137 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,967 a lot of work to do here. 1138 00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,300 I can tell. 1139 00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,300 - I do. 1140 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,133 - So get back to it. 1141 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,133 - Okay, I will. 1142 00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:14,500 Thank you, Ru, I appreciate it. 1143 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,867 - All right. 1144 00:31:16,867 --> 00:31:18,467 Roxxxy Andrews! 1145 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:19,900 - RuPaul! 1146 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,166 - Look at you, girl! 1147 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,300 - Girl, I'm rushing. 1148 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,734 - Do you sew? 1149 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,734 - I do sew. 1150 00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:25,133 You know, losing weight 1151 00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:25,133 when I was a kid, 1152 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,533 you know, I had to take 1153 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,533 a lot of my clothes in 1154 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,066 'cause we didn't have 1155 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,066 a lot of money. 1156 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:29,700 - Now, have you recently lost 1157 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:29,700 a lot of weight? 1158 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,333 - I did lose. 1159 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,333 I've lost like 70 pounds. 1160 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,900 - 70 pounds? 1161 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,900 - 70 pounds. 1162 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,066 - And how has that affected 1163 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,066 the way you dress 1164 00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:36,633 and the way you feel? 1165 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,834 - Well, girl, now I show 1166 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,834 a little more body 1167 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,066 than I used to be able to. 1168 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:40,100 I used to be in eight corsets, 1169 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,867 ten girdles and not being able 1170 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,867 to breathe. 1171 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,567 I used to be a big-ger girl. 1172 00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:46,066 But I still consider myself 1173 00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:46,066 a girl 1174 00:31:46,066 --> 00:31:48,333 who's got a little meat 1175 00:31:46,066 --> 00:31:48,333 on her bones. 1176 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,266 And whether you're juicy, fat, 1177 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,266 whatever, 1178 00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:52,333 embrace what you got 1179 00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:52,333 and work with it. 1180 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:54,467 - You're not a big girl. 1181 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:54,467 You're a thick girl. 1182 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,600 - I'm a thick...I'm juicy. 1183 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,600 - Oh, okay! 1184 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,433 All right, I'm down with that. 1185 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,433 - Right? 1186 00:31:58,433 --> 00:32:00,867 - Listen, I'm gonna let you get 1187 00:31:58,433 --> 00:32:00,867 back to work here. 1188 00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:03,867 - Thank you, Ru. 1189 00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:03,867 - Thank you. 1190 00:32:03,867 --> 00:32:05,200 Penny Tration! 1191 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,500 - RuPaul! 1192 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,767 - Hi! 1193 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,767 You are our fan favorite. 1194 00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:10,767 The fans chose you. 1195 00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:12,600 - I know. 1196 00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:12,600 Which is amazing to me. 1197 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,934 I now have a true respect 1198 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,934 for politicians. 1199 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,333 All the begging and the pleading 1200 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,333 and the votes. 1201 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,100 - So tell me what you're doing. 1202 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,066 The silhouette has sort of 1203 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,066 a drop waist. 1204 00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,567 - Yes, what I have 1205 00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,567 is this crazy torso, 1206 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,400 so what I try and do 1207 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,400 is elongate it a bit, 1208 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,233 bring it down to my knees, 1209 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,233 and then... 1210 00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:30,233 - You bring your torso down 1211 00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:30,233 to your knees? 1212 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,266 - Well, ish. 1213 00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:32,734 Make the length come down here. 1214 00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:33,834 - Uh-huh. 1215 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,767 Well, you know, you were very 1216 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,767 enterprising 1217 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,767 in your campaigning 1218 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,767 to get here, 1219 00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:39,800 so you've gotta be able 1220 00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:39,800 to translate that 1221 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,300 into your couture outfit. 1222 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,367 - Yes. 1223 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:43,533 I am going for 1224 00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:46,533 a look that is more classic. 1225 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,900 Penny Tration is not Lady Gaga 1226 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,400 and nor does she wanna be. 1227 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,467 - Bring it, mama. 1228 00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:52,700 - I'll do my best. 1229 00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:52,700 - All right. 1230 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,066 - Thanks, Ru. 1231 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,066 - Get to work. 1232 00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:57,767 The 49th state! 1233 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,867 Alaska. 1234 00:32:58,867 --> 00:32:59,834 - Hi. 1235 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:01,200 - You're finally here. 1236 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,467 - I know, yay! 1237 00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:04,667 - How many times have you 1238 00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:04,667 auditioned for this show? 1239 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,934 - Um, every time that 1240 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,934 you're allowed to 1241 00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:09,967 and sometimes when you're not 1242 00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:09,967 even accepting applications. 1243 00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,667 - Well, you've worked so hard 1244 00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,667 to get here for so many years, 1245 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,767 and then I was a little bit 1246 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,767 surprised that, in the tank, 1247 00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:20,233 you sort of kind of gave up. 1248 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,667 I just want to encourage you 1249 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,500 to just go for it 1250 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,500 every single time. 1251 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,133 Now, tell me, what are you 1252 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,133 working on? 1253 00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:30,066 - This is my plastic 1254 00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:30,066 evening gown. 1255 00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:31,233 - Uh-huh. 1256 00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:33,133 - I didn't wanna shy away 1257 00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:33,133 from making it look 1258 00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:34,467 like it came out 1259 00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:34,467 of a dumpster. 1260 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:39,066 - Well, the challenge 1261 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:39,066 is to turn trash into flash. 1262 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:41,467 - Ru is looking at this 1263 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:41,467 a little funny, 1264 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,533 and I know I'm taking a risk. 1265 00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:44,934 I hope it's couture 1266 00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:45,867 enough. 1267 00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,700 I just see it in my brain. 1268 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,433 - Yeah. Okay. 1269 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,233 I'm gonna let you 1270 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,233 get back to work. 1271 00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:53,266 - Thank you. 1272 00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:55,200 - All right. 1273 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,133 All right, ladies, gather round. 1274 00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:01,567 Now, tomorrow, for your 1275 00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:01,567 RuPaullywood premiere, 1276 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:03,867 our extra-special guest judges 1277 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:07,200 will be my old friend 1278 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:07,200 Mike Ruiz... 1279 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,800 - Yes! 1280 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,633 - And from The Real Housewives 1281 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,633 of Beverly Hills, 1282 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:16,200 your new BFF, Camille Grammer. 1283 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,266 [cheering] 1284 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:23,266 And you only get one chance 1285 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:23,266 to make a first impression. 1286 00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:25,667 So don't fuck it up. 1287 00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:29,500 Coming up... 1288 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,767 - Little bitty Serena... 1289 00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,734 she's fucking irritating 1290 00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,734 the shit out of me. 1291 00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,066 - I have a feeling you just 1292 00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,066 like to be the only pretty one. 1293 00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,600 - You're so immature, it's just 1294 00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,600 really aggravating. 1295 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,200 - [laughing] 1296 00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:49,767 - Oh! 1297 00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:50,734 - Here we go. 1298 00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:52,600 Let's get to work, ladies. 1299 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,667 - Today is our first 1300 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,667 elimination. 1301 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:56,834 Somebody's going home. 1302 00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:58,066 Somebody's lip syncing 1303 00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:58,066 for their life, 1304 00:34:58,066 --> 00:34:59,433 and it's kinda scary. 1305 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:04,767 - That's a lot of unique pieces 1306 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:04,767 of couture clothing. 1307 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:08,066 - I'm finna' get 1308 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:08,066 all nasty rich! 1309 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,900 You think Michelle 1310 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,900 would like that? 1311 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,200 Just pearls hanging off 1312 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,200 her boobs, baby. 1313 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,600 - Very you. 1314 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,834 Very you. 1315 00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:20,633 - She likes to come over 1316 00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:20,633 and try to throw me off. 1317 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:23,734 She used to do that when 1318 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:23,734 we were in competition. 1319 00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:24,867 - Don't worry. 1320 00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:26,700 She thinks that 1321 00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:26,700 she is very fashion, 1322 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,066 but she dresses like a Dracula. 1323 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,867 - How are you feeling? 1324 00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,934 - I am, you know, 1325 00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,934 back and forth 1326 00:35:33,934 --> 00:35:35,900 between nervous and excited. 1327 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,166 - I'm not nervous at all. 1328 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,667 I don't know if I should feel 1329 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,667 bad for it 1330 00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:40,767 or if I should feel nervous 1331 00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:40,767 about not being nervous. 1332 00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,367 - I always go by, 1333 00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,367 if you're not nervous, 1334 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,767 then there's something wrong. 1335 00:35:49,934 --> 00:35:52,500 - Time to put on Little House 1336 00:35:49,934 --> 00:35:52,500 on the Prairie. 1337 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,233 Category is "daytime realness." 1338 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,800 - I see your 1339 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,800 Laura Ingalls Wilder, 1340 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,233 and I give you Africa. 1341 00:35:57,233 --> 00:35:58,600 - She's Africa, all right. 1342 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,500 She's a muumuu. 1343 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,133 [laughter] 1344 00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:05,166 - Look, guys, it's a picture 1345 00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:05,166 of me and Noodles! 1346 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,500 - Aw, Noodles. 1347 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,500 - I miss her so much. 1348 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,100 - Um, Alaska, who's the top, 1349 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,100 and who's the bottom? 1350 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,233 - Is it competitive 1351 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,233 with you guys being together? 1352 00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:16,066 Are you guys competitive 1353 00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:16,066 against each other? 1354 00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:17,467 - Are you guys jealous 1355 00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:17,467 of each other? 1356 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,333 - Were you bitter last year? 1357 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,333 - Go on, don't lie. 1358 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,300 You can tell the truth. 1359 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,300 - We have so many questions. 1360 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,100 - I would have been. 1361 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,100 - Is it difficult? 1362 00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:27,834 - I mean, we...we have fights, 1363 00:36:27,834 --> 00:36:30,066 'cause it's two giant egos 1364 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,633 in one tiny house, so... 1365 00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:37,266 - And isn't Sharon the superstar 1366 00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:37,266 of the relationship now? 1367 00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:39,667 - We had some difficult times 1368 00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:39,667 last year. 1369 00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,066 It was very hard. 1370 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,900 - Like when she was gone 1371 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,900 or like before she even left? 1372 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:49,066 - Before she left, while she 1373 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:49,066 was gone, after she got back. 1374 00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:52,166 We fought viciously 1375 00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:52,166 about her getting on 1376 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,066 Drag Race and me not. 1377 00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:55,867 I felt pain and rejection like 1378 00:36:55,867 --> 00:36:57,934 I've never felt in my life. 1379 00:36:57,934 --> 00:36:59,734 But as soon as that promo aired 1380 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:02,467 for last year, like showing who 1381 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:02,467 the cast was, 1382 00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:03,734 I just burst into tears... 1383 00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:04,967 - Aw! 1384 00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,700 - And I was like, 1385 00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,700 "I'm so proud of her." 1386 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,767 - That's so sweet. 1387 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,166 - Yeah, that's really classy. 1388 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,667 - I had to choose: 1389 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,667 Am I gonna be bitter 1390 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,066 or become her biggest fan? 1391 00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:14,266 And I made the right choice. 1392 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,367 - That's classy. 1393 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,934 - But at the same time, 1394 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,934 you're an artist, 1395 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,333 so that must have been 1396 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,333 difficult. 1397 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,467 [dramatic note] 1398 00:37:19,467 --> 00:37:20,433 - Yeah. 1399 00:37:20,433 --> 00:37:21,867 I feel the pressure, 1400 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:25,834 seeing as Sharon just won 1401 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:25,834 this competition. 1402 00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,667 It's a huge insecurity of mine. 1403 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,800 [sighs] 1404 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,767 If I was the first to go home, 1405 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:37,433 I would be absolutely 1406 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:37,433 just devastated. 1407 00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:38,567 I would feel like I'd 1408 00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:42,333 let my family down 1409 00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:42,333 and let myself down. 1410 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:45,567 [upbeat music] 1411 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,300 - [off-key] 1412 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,300 * Oh ah ah * 1413 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,367 - Okay. 1414 00:37:53,367 --> 00:37:54,467 - * Ah * 1415 00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:55,633 - All right. 1416 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:57,100 - * Ah * 1417 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,300 - That was just right next 1418 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,300 to my ear. 1419 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,700 - That one's gonna bug me... 1420 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,166 that little one. 1421 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,934 She's already starting to bug. 1422 00:38:03,934 --> 00:38:05,633 Little bitty Serena... 1423 00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,367 she's kinda irritating, 1424 00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,367 and by "kinda," 1425 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,600 I mean she's fucking irritating 1426 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,600 the shit out of me... 1427 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,600 on a constant. 1428 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,367 - I was born and raised 1429 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,367 in the republic of Panama. 1430 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,533 - Where is Panama? 1431 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,200 - It's in between Colombia 1432 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,200 and Costa Rica. 1433 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,500 It's one of the number one 1434 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,500 retirement homes for Americans. 1435 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,367 You should consider 1436 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,367 going there. 1437 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:23,900 - Not if they're all like you. 1438 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,600 all: Ooh! 1439 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,200 - Yeah, 'cause your mouth 1440 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,200 doesn't shut. 1441 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200 - Oh, okay. 1442 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,700 - It wears thin very quickly. 1443 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:32,800 - You know, I have a feeling 1444 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,900 you just like to be 1445 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,900 the only pretty one. 1446 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,233 - I just think you're annoying. 1447 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,834 - I can handle annoying. 1448 00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:40,166 - I can't. 1449 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,200 Serena tries to read bitches 1450 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,300 like she can. 1451 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:44,266 She is loud, 1452 00:38:44,266 --> 00:38:45,567 she won't shut her mouth, 1453 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,133 and I have had it with her. 1454 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,467 - There's funny, and there's 1455 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,467 just like blunt rudeness. 1456 00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,967 - Can you not take it? 1457 00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,967 Is that why? 1458 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:53,133 - Oh, honey, I can take it. 1459 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,834 You're just, like, so immature, 1460 00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:56,166 it's just really aggravating. 1461 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,166 - I'm sorry. 1462 00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,600 You're only 21 once, 1463 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,533 and you only audition 1464 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,533 for this thing once being 21 1465 00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:02,967 and get in right away once. 1466 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:04,767 - And then you think 1467 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:04,767 because you're younger, 1468 00:39:04,767 --> 00:39:05,934 you think that's an advantage, 1469 00:39:05,934 --> 00:39:07,433 when we've all done drag 1470 00:39:05,934 --> 00:39:07,433 longer, so... 1471 00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:09,100 - Does it bother you 1472 00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:09,100 I keep saying I'm 21? 1473 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,967 - Well, no, not at all, I mean, 1474 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,967 because honestly, 1475 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,834 I look just as young as you, 1476 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,834 but you just... 1477 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:16,166 - Are you sure about that? 1478 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:16,166 - Ooh! 1479 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,567 - Easy! 1480 00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:19,633 - Girl, you ain't that pretty. 1481 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:22,967 Cover girl, 1482 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:22,967 don't cover boy, baby. 1483 00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:24,834 - Go home, Jade. 1484 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,900 Go home. 1485 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,900 Just go home. 1486 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,166 Well, girls, we will see. 1487 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,200 - We shall see. 1488 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:38,400 - [laughing] 1489 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:55,600 Welcome to the main stage 1490 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:55,600 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 1491 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,967 From Jersey to L.A., 1492 00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:01,667 it's my bi-coastal buddy 1493 00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:01,667 Michelle Visage. 1494 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,967 - Can you believe 1495 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,967 it's season five? 1496 00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,734 - Wow! 1497 00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,734 - Gorgeous. 1498 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:09,233 - And my favorite leading man, 1499 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:09,233 Santino Rice. 1500 00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:10,700 - You've come a long way, baby. 1501 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,433 - Welcome, darling. 1502 00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:15,533 And fab photographer Mike Ruiz. 1503 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:18,166 - What's up? 1504 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,667 - And the very glamorous 1505 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,667 Camille Grammer is here! 1506 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,300 - Hello, Ru. 1507 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,700 - Now, I hear they're letting 1508 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,700 drag queens shop 1509 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,033 in Beverly Hills. 1510 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,367 - Oh, Ru, we've been doing that 1511 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,367 for years. 1512 00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:30,734 [laughter] 1513 00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:34,867 - This week, it's a classic tale 1514 00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:34,867 of drags to riches 1515 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:38,967 as we challenged our queens 1516 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:38,967 to turn Beverly Hills trash 1517 00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:41,033 into Tinseltown class. 1518 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:43,033 Now they're ready to make 1519 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:46,567 their RuPaullywood 1520 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:46,567 red carpet debut. 1521 00:40:46,567 --> 00:40:48,867 Gentlemen, start your engines, 1522 00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:52,066 and may the best woman win. 1523 00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:53,300 - Coming up... 1524 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,467 - The shape is all wrong 1525 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,467 for you. 1526 00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:56,000 You're gonna get lost in it. 1527 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600 - It was makeup for me. 1528 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600 It was just awful. 1529 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,066 - Make a silhouette 1530 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,066 and perfect it. 1531 00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:04,133 - Hello. 1532 00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:04,133 - Is that too much to ask? 1533 00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:07,166 - [laughing] 1534 00:41:10,266 --> 00:41:13,066 - Commence shake...down. 1535 00:41:13,066 --> 00:41:16,633 First up, the queen on 1536 00:41:13,066 --> 00:41:16,633 everyone's lips... 1537 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,934 Roxxxy Andrews. 1538 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,266 Foxy Roxxxy. 1539 00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:21,667 - Ooh, 1540 00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:21,667 and the hips don't lie. 1541 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:22,767 - Aww... 1542 00:41:22,767 --> 00:41:24,567 - I'm walking down the runway, 1543 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,400 giving them a little bit of hip 1544 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,400 and body...bam! 1545 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,166 This is exactly what I would 1546 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,166 wear to an awards show. 1547 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:32,200 - All that ass. 1548 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,867 - Like to spend a night 1549 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,867 in the Roxxxy. 1550 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,233 - She has a huge opening... 1551 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,233 weekend. 1552 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,166 And her box office 1553 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,166 ain't bad either. 1554 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,800 [laughter] 1555 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,500 Jinkx Monsoon. 1556 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,867 - I'm ready for my close-up, 1557 00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,300 Mr. Demille. 1558 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:50,133 - I'm serving 100% aquamarine 1559 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,433 Grecian red carpet couture. 1560 00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,934 I am in heaven right now. 1561 00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:56,300 - I dream of Jinkx. 1562 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,066 - Loofah, my ass! 1563 00:41:58,066 --> 00:42:00,333 [laughter] 1564 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,467 Detox on the red carpet. 1565 00:42:02,467 --> 00:42:05,900 Oh, it's severe up in here. 1566 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,300 - Well, now we know where 1567 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,300 last season's backdrop went. 1568 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:09,467 - Yes! 1569 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:11,333 - I'm serving 1570 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:11,333 Jem and the Holograms, 1571 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,600 acid punk, 1572 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,600 going to the Met gala, 1573 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,433 and I feel really sexy 1574 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,433 and gorgeous. 1575 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,900 - Just another day in Hollywood. 1576 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,767 She's detoxing from crack, 1577 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,767 by the way. 1578 00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:22,066 [laughter] 1579 00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:24,834 Ivy Winters! 1580 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,700 The ladyboy in red. 1581 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,767 - I feel really amazing 1582 00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:29,066 because I know that 1583 00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:29,066 the garment 1584 00:42:29,066 --> 00:42:31,333 is completely hand-stitched, 1585 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:34,133 and it's Hollywood 1586 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:34,133 red carpet couture. 1587 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,066 - Isn't she giving Jean Kasem 1588 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,066 and... 1589 00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:38,166 - And Janice Dickinson. 1590 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,600 - Janice Dickinson. 1591 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,600 - Yes. 1592 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,600 - Let's have lunch at the Ivy. 1593 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,400 For your consideration, 1594 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,400 Honey Mahogany. 1595 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,867 - LaBeija. 1596 00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,500 - I'm serving Iman, 1597 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,367 and I'm stomping my heart out 1598 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,367 down the runway. 1599 00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:54,066 - The men love me, 1600 00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:54,066 the women love me. 1601 00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:55,834 [laughter] 1602 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,533 - You can catch more flies with 1603 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,533 Honey Mahogany. 1604 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,900 Jade Jolie. 1605 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,333 - I can see her 1606 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,333 peacock-cock-cock. 1607 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,734 - [imitates NBC chimes] 1608 00:43:05,734 --> 00:43:07,900 [laughter] 1609 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:11,567 - I'm serving the judges up 1610 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:11,567 red sequins in your face. 1611 00:43:11,567 --> 00:43:12,900 [giggles] 1612 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:15,066 I am a million bucks, 1613 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:17,066 and nothing can bring me down 1614 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:17,066 right now. 1615 00:43:17,066 --> 00:43:19,233 - Here's lookin' at you, kid. 1616 00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:20,734 Alyssa Edwards. 1617 00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:22,066 Wow. 1618 00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,333 - She's all about the drama. 1619 00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:24,900 - It's very drama-filled. 1620 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,100 - The bird flew the coop 1621 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,100 on this one. 1622 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:28,600 - Yes. 1623 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,934 - I'm serving dark and twisted 1624 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,934 Alyssa Edwards realness. 1625 00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:34,233 My blood is flowing 1626 00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:34,233 and my heart is pumping, 1627 00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:36,633 and my mind is in it 1628 00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:36,633 to win it. 1629 00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:38,066 - Somebody took the Black Swan 1630 00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:39,367 and mated with the matador. 1631 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:42,433 - And now we've got bird flu. 1632 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:42,433 - Yes. 1633 00:43:42,433 --> 00:43:43,900 Penny Tration. 1634 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,834 - [laughs] 1635 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,834 Yes, please. 1636 00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:47,200 - Penny for your thoughts. 1637 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,200 - I'm walking slow and letting 1638 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,233 them take 1639 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,233 all the Penny Tration in. 1640 00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,667 And I make sure 1641 00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,667 they can get to see 1642 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:54,467 the backside of Penny Tration. 1643 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,834 - You better sissy that walk, 1644 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,834 girl. 1645 00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:56,934 - All right! 1646 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,767 - You better sissy that walk. 1647 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,767 - Hey! 1648 00:43:58,767 --> 00:44:00,400 - I wonder if she has a twin. 1649 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,867 She'd be double Penny Tration. 1650 00:44:01,867 --> 00:44:03,867 [laughter] 1651 00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:05,667 - Coco Montrese. 1652 00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,066 - Action! 1653 00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:08,900 - She is ready for her close-up. 1654 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,567 - Somebody blow into those 1655 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,567 bullhorns. 1656 00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:12,066 - I know. 1657 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,800 - I'm booking it down 1658 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,800 the runway, 1659 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,967 giving it to you. 1660 00:44:14,967 --> 00:44:17,900 I am serving you 1661 00:44:14,967 --> 00:44:17,900 old Hollywood. 1662 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:20,567 White woman fish, baby! 1663 00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:21,934 - Now, she's a drag queen, 1664 00:44:21,934 --> 00:44:23,934 but she really wants to direct. 1665 00:44:23,934 --> 00:44:25,767 - Don't we all? 1666 00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:28,266 You, on top. 1667 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,100 - Vivienne Pinay. 1668 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,100 - Oh! 1669 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,100 - Oooh! 1670 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,467 - Cache spokeswoman. 1671 00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:34,767 - Uh-huh. 1672 00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:37,533 - I'm giving face, 1673 00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:37,533 and I'm giving body. 1674 00:44:37,533 --> 00:44:38,834 Hands down, I am the fishiest 1675 00:44:38,834 --> 00:44:40,500 bitch in this competition. 1676 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,967 - Very J.Lo. 1677 00:44:41,967 --> 00:44:44,333 - Mwah! 1678 00:44:41,967 --> 00:44:44,333 Box office gold. 1679 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:47,600 She's ready 1680 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:47,600 for the casting couch. 1681 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,233 The 49th state...Alaska. 1682 00:44:50,233 --> 00:44:51,700 all: Oh! 1683 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,834 - That's gorgeous. 1684 00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:55,800 - Is that a Birkin bag 1685 00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:55,800 or a Glad bag? 1686 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,066 [laughter] 1687 00:44:57,066 --> 00:44:59,233 - So that dress is made of 1688 00:44:57,066 --> 00:44:59,233 plastic, 1689 00:44:59,233 --> 00:45:00,633 but I am treating it 1690 00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:03,367 like the most expensive 1691 00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:03,367 couture gown ever. 1692 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:04,800 And I just wiggle my way down 1693 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,967 the runway as best I can. 1694 00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,467 - She must have 1695 00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,467 a really big dog. 1696 00:45:10,467 --> 00:45:13,166 [laughter] 1697 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,433 Alaska. 1698 00:45:14,433 --> 00:45:16,300 Oh, dear, I can see Russia 1699 00:45:14,433 --> 00:45:16,300 from here. 1700 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,266 - Is that Sarah Palin 1701 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,266 in that dress? 1702 00:45:18,266 --> 00:45:19,700 - It's Saran Palin. 1703 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:21,700 [laughter] 1704 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,133 Lineysha Sparx. 1705 00:45:23,133 --> 00:45:24,767 - Ooh, glamour. 1706 00:45:24,767 --> 00:45:26,200 - Balenciaga! 1707 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,700 - Yes. 1708 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,700 - She's really working it. 1709 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,967 - That's how she walks 1710 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,967 to the grocery store. 1711 00:45:29,967 --> 00:45:31,333 What are you talking about? 1712 00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:34,967 - My dress is full extravaganza, 1713 00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:37,233 and my design is flawless. 1714 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,367 - And she's got a shoe 1715 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,367 on her head. 1716 00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:41,066 - Oh, yeah! 1717 00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:42,767 - She has a foot up 1718 00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:42,767 on the others. 1719 00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:44,467 - She does, she's pumped up 1720 00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:44,467 the volume, 1721 00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:45,667 I'll tell you that. 1722 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,066 She's got Lisa Vanderpump 1723 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,066 on her mind. 1724 00:45:48,066 --> 00:45:50,066 [laughter] 1725 00:45:50,066 --> 00:45:52,367 Monica Beverly Hillz. 1726 00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:53,800 - Ooh! Look at those legs. 1727 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,700 Legs forever! 1728 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:58,233 - I'm feeling extra, 1729 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:58,233 extra fishy. 1730 00:45:58,233 --> 00:46:00,166 My legs are bronzed 1731 00:45:58,233 --> 00:46:00,166 for the gods, 1732 00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:01,767 and I'm just eating it all up. 1733 00:46:01,767 --> 00:46:04,266 - She is serving Lady Miss Kier 1734 00:46:01,767 --> 00:46:04,266 in the face...you see that? 1735 00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:06,433 - Yes, she is, meets Lil Kim. 1736 00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:07,967 - Lady Miss Kim. 1737 00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:10,800 Serena ChaCha! 1738 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,834 - Hey! 1739 00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:13,133 - From Panama! 1740 00:46:13,133 --> 00:46:14,300 - Panama City, Florida? 1741 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:15,800 - Panama City, Florida... 1742 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,166 - Via the Suez Canal. 1743 00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:18,233 - Yes. 1744 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,400 [laughter] 1745 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,967 - Serena ChaCha 1746 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,967 is a drag scholar. 1747 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:23,100 I feel avant-garde, couture, 1748 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:26,066 editorial, like some sort of 1749 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:26,066 surreal painting. 1750 00:46:26,066 --> 00:46:28,467 I'm giving them something 1751 00:46:26,066 --> 00:46:28,467 different. 1752 00:46:28,467 --> 00:46:30,066 - It's like Shakira meets... 1753 00:46:30,066 --> 00:46:31,433 - Pinocchio? 1754 00:46:31,433 --> 00:46:33,200 - Who you calling a lederhosen? 1755 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,633 [laughter] 1756 00:46:34,633 --> 00:46:36,600 - Cha cha cha! 1757 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,567 Welcome, ladies. 1758 00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,867 Based on your Hollywood splash 1759 00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,867 photo session 1760 00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:48,967 and your red carpet 1761 00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:48,967 couture presentation, 1762 00:46:48,967 --> 00:46:52,100 I've made some decisions. 1763 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:56,200 When I call your name, please 1764 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:56,200 step forward. 1765 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,700 Jinkx Monsoon. 1766 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,667 Detox. 1767 00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:03,200 Honey Mahogany. 1768 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:09,100 Monica Beverly Hillz. 1769 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:10,700 Vivienne Pinay. 1770 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,066 Alyssa Edwards. 1771 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:20,066 Coco Montrese. 1772 00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:23,266 To be America's next 1773 00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:23,266 drag superstar, 1774 00:47:23,266 --> 00:47:24,834 you need to snatch 1775 00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:28,433 the world's attention 1776 00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:28,433 at every turn. 1777 00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:32,433 And unfortunately tonight... 1778 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,600 you are... 1779 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,166 the S word. 1780 00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:37,233 Safe. 1781 00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,800 - I didn't come to this 1782 00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,800 competition just to be safe. 1783 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,767 I am here to show people 1784 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,767 I still got it. 1785 00:47:46,767 --> 00:47:50,600 - Anyone who says it's an honor 1786 00:47:46,767 --> 00:47:50,600 just to be nominated... 1787 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,467 is one lying bitch. 1788 00:47:54,467 --> 00:47:56,834 You may leave the stage. 1789 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,266 Oh, ladies... 1790 00:48:01,266 --> 00:48:02,767 one more thing. 1791 00:48:02,767 --> 00:48:05,066 Don't call us. 1792 00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:08,300 We'll call you. 1793 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,900 That's all. 1794 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,300 Coming up... 1795 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,066 - I'm wanting to like pull 1796 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,066 things off of you 1797 00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:21,934 just so I can see more 1798 00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:21,934 of who's underneath there. 1799 00:48:21,934 --> 00:48:24,066 - What's exposed just looks 1800 00:48:21,934 --> 00:48:24,066 like boy. 1801 00:48:24,066 --> 00:48:26,066 It was all a mess. 1802 00:48:26,066 --> 00:48:27,767 - The time has come... 1803 00:48:27,767 --> 00:48:30,934 for you to lip sync... 1804 00:48:30,934 --> 00:48:33,400 for your life. 1805 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,767 [laughing] 1806 00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:45,100 Ladies, you represent the best 1807 00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:45,100 and the worst of the week. 1808 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,734 It's time for the judges' 1809 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,734 critiques. 1810 00:48:47,734 --> 00:48:50,066 First up, Roxxxy Andrews. 1811 00:48:50,066 --> 00:48:52,066 - Out of all the dresses, 1812 00:48:50,066 --> 00:48:52,066 this is the one 1813 00:48:52,066 --> 00:48:53,533 that I would be wearing. 1814 00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:56,066 Absolutely gorgeous. 1815 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,300 - Everything you've done 1816 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,300 was just perfect to your curves, 1817 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,734 and you revealed enough skin 1818 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,734 to keep it classy. 1819 00:49:01,734 --> 00:49:03,333 Look at that! 1820 00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:05,133 - You just wanna show your ass. 1821 00:49:05,133 --> 00:49:06,200 - [laughs] 1822 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,600 - I don't know 1823 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,600 if you guys noticed, 1824 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,367 but when I showed you my shoes, 1825 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,367 they're RuPaul shoes. 1826 00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:11,500 - I noticed. 1827 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,400 - And I found them 1828 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,400 in the dumpster. 1829 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,867 - What? 1830 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,867 - What? 1831 00:49:14,867 --> 00:49:16,233 - Who would throw those away? 1832 00:49:16,233 --> 00:49:17,233 - I don't know. 1833 00:49:17,233 --> 00:49:18,600 - Thank you, Roxxxy. 1834 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,867 Next up, Ivy Winters! 1835 00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:22,200 - Ivy. 1836 00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:22,200 Ooh! 1837 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,567 - This dress is absolutely 1838 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,567 gorgeous. 1839 00:49:24,567 --> 00:49:25,667 You sewed this whole thing? 1840 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,066 - I did. I hand-stitched it 1841 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,066 completely. 1842 00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:29,133 - I was looking at you 1843 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,700 and I'm like, 1844 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,700 where's the trash? 1845 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:34,066 You kinda have to bring in 1846 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:34,066 some kind of 1847 00:49:34,066 --> 00:49:37,467 unconventional material 1848 00:49:34,066 --> 00:49:37,467 into this challenge. 1849 00:49:37,467 --> 00:49:39,200 - Thank you, Ivy Winters. 1850 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,333 Next up, Jade Jolie. 1851 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:42,600 - Hey, Ru, hey! 1852 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,667 - You have the sweetest, 1853 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,667 softest voice. 1854 00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,734 - [deep voice] You've never 1855 00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,734 said that to me, Mike. 1856 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:48,367 [laughter] 1857 00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,367 - I'm wanting to like pull 1858 00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,367 things off of you 1859 00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:53,100 just so I can see more 1860 00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:53,100 of who's underneath there. 1861 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:57,166 There's too many details all 1862 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:57,166 crying out for my attention. 1863 00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,767 - This is very much my 1864 00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,767 personality, 1865 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,400 kinda like taste 1866 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,400 the crazy rainbow kinda girl. 1867 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,834 - What does the rainbow 1868 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,834 taste like? 1869 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:03,967 - Butterflies and unicorns? 1870 00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,734 - Yeah. Lisa Frank, 1871 00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,734 all that good stuff. 1872 00:50:05,734 --> 00:50:06,900 - Oh, I love it! 1873 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,000 You are just a cute little 1874 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,000 thing, aren't you? 1875 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,133 - You're a cute little thing. 1876 00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:12,600 - I could eat you up 1877 00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:12,600 in one bite. Argg! 1878 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,033 - All right, thank you, Jade. 1879 00:50:14,033 --> 00:50:16,400 Next up, Penny Tration. 1880 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,300 What do you got to say for 1881 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,300 yourself? 1882 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:19,333 - I'm so glad to be here. 1883 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,467 There's a lot to see. 1884 00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:22,333 Take a look. 1885 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:23,967 - I think with the dress, 1886 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,767 it starts to fall apart 1887 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,767 after the bust line. 1888 00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:29,433 The left and the right look like 1889 00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:29,433 different shapes. 1890 00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:31,633 - I just think if you took this 1891 00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:31,633 front slit 1892 00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,200 and made it into a side slit, 1893 00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,200 I think it would have 1894 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,533 been just more flattering. 1895 00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:41,900 - One thing I notice is, 1896 00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:41,900 your shading is very dark. 1897 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,600 Black, dare I say. 1898 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,100 - The black on the side looks 1899 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,100 like a sideburn almost. 1900 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:50,667 - Next up, Alaska. 1901 00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:52,367 - Hi. 1902 00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:52,367 - Hi. 1903 00:50:52,367 --> 00:50:55,100 Now, did you have any difficulty 1904 00:50:52,367 --> 00:50:55,100 putting this outfit together? 1905 00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,467 - Getting it on my body. 1906 00:50:56,467 --> 00:50:58,033 I don't have a zipper. 1907 00:50:58,033 --> 00:51:00,200 You can't really sew into 1908 00:50:58,033 --> 00:51:00,200 plastic. 1909 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200 - You know, the thing is, 1910 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200 you can take something 1911 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,433 that costs nothing 1912 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,433 and turn it into something 1913 00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:06,066 that looks like 1914 00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:06,066 a million dollars. 1915 00:51:06,066 --> 00:51:07,266 And you did it tonight. 1916 00:51:07,266 --> 00:51:08,433 - Thank you. 1917 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:09,500 - Why no earrings? 1918 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,633 - I lost them in the dumpster. 1919 00:51:10,633 --> 00:51:12,567 [laughter] 1920 00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:15,133 - I like the way you have 1921 00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:15,133 accessorized it. 1922 00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:17,066 I don't think you need 1923 00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:17,066 anything more, 1924 00:51:17,066 --> 00:51:18,867 'cause you've got 1925 00:51:17,066 --> 00:51:18,867 a lot of shimmer going on 1926 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,567 because of the plastic 1927 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,567 Saran Wrap. 1928 00:51:20,567 --> 00:51:21,900 - Thank you. 1929 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:24,834 - Next up, Lineysha Sparx. 1930 00:51:24,834 --> 00:51:27,066 - Puerto Rico in the house. 1931 00:51:27,066 --> 00:51:28,066 - Que bella. 1932 00:51:28,066 --> 00:51:30,200 This is really elegant. 1933 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,467 What is that? 1934 00:51:31,467 --> 00:51:32,567 - It's wallpaper, actually. 1935 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,567 - Is it really? 1936 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,567 - Yes. 1937 00:51:33,567 --> 00:51:34,600 - It's brilliant. 1938 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,934 - I mean, really impressed 1939 00:51:35,934 --> 00:51:37,433 because that is not an easy 1940 00:51:37,433 --> 00:51:38,667 thing to work with. 1941 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:41,367 And you made it look 1942 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:41,367 really couture. 1943 00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:43,533 - I love the shoe as well 1944 00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:43,533 in your hair. 1945 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:44,834 - Yes. 1946 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:44,834 - Repurposed. 1947 00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:46,367 - That's really using 1948 00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:46,367 your head. 1949 00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:47,633 [laughter] 1950 00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:51,066 - I love the way you've created 1951 00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:51,066 this piece. 1952 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:54,266 - This is because if I need to 1953 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:54,266 do the lip synch, 1954 00:51:54,266 --> 00:51:55,266 I can do it like this. 1955 00:51:55,266 --> 00:51:56,266 [singing gibberish] 1956 00:51:56,266 --> 00:51:58,066 [laughter] 1957 00:51:58,066 --> 00:51:59,667 - Thank you, Lineysha. 1958 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:01,567 Serena ChaCha. 1959 00:52:01,567 --> 00:52:02,633 - Hola. 1960 00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,900 - I had a little bit 1961 00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,900 of an issue 1962 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,834 with what you're wearing; 1963 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,834 I'm not gonna lie. 1964 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:06,934 The shape is all wrong for you. 1965 00:52:06,934 --> 00:52:08,767 You're gonna get lost in it. 1966 00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:10,934 And then what's exposed 1967 00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:10,934 just looks like boy. 1968 00:52:10,934 --> 00:52:13,834 - It looks like you've done 1969 00:52:10,934 --> 00:52:13,834 your makeup 1970 00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:15,667 in a lighter shade 1971 00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:15,667 than your body. 1972 00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,066 And it almost looks like 1973 00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,066 if you pulled the head 1974 00:52:18,066 --> 00:52:20,633 off of one doll 1975 00:52:18,066 --> 00:52:20,633 and put it onto the body of, 1976 00:52:20,633 --> 00:52:22,567 like, a G.I. Joe figure. 1977 00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:26,066 And this collar really adds this 1978 00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:26,066 big weight 1979 00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:29,767 around your neck that separates 1980 00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:29,767 your head from your body. 1981 00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:33,567 - Can I see it without 1982 00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:33,567 the neck thing? 1983 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:35,333 - It looks so much prettier. 1984 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,767 - I wanna say that I'm open for 1985 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,767 all the criticism. 1986 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,066 And I'm making sure to put it 1987 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,066 toward the next challenge, 1988 00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:41,767 whatever that may be. 1989 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,734 - All right. 1990 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,734 Well, thank you. 1991 00:52:43,734 --> 00:52:46,066 Well, ladies, I think we've 1992 00:52:43,734 --> 00:52:46,066 heard enough. 1993 00:52:46,066 --> 00:52:49,066 While you enjoy 1994 00:52:46,066 --> 00:52:49,066 an Absolut cocktail 1995 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,233 in the Interior Illusions 1996 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,233 lounge, 1997 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:53,700 the judges and I 1998 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:53,700 will deliberate. 1999 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,467 You may leave the stage. 2000 00:52:56,467 --> 00:52:57,934 All right, kids. 2001 00:52:57,934 --> 00:53:01,066 Just between us "goils"... 2002 00:53:01,066 --> 00:53:03,867 let's start with Roxxxy Andrews. 2003 00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:07,767 - Roxxxy had a very convincing 2004 00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:07,767 couture red carpet look 2005 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:12,867 and a great blend of fabrics 2006 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:12,867 and unconventional materials. 2007 00:53:12,867 --> 00:53:15,233 - She combined goth with glam. 2008 00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:17,367 And I thought she looked great. 2009 00:53:17,367 --> 00:53:18,734 - Completely thought-out. 2010 00:53:18,734 --> 00:53:21,967 Like she knows what her shape 2011 00:53:18,734 --> 00:53:21,967 is all about. 2012 00:53:21,967 --> 00:53:24,867 - I do have a con 2013 00:53:21,967 --> 00:53:24,867 with Roxxxy Andrews. 2014 00:53:24,867 --> 00:53:27,533 I wanted to see more ass. 2015 00:53:27,533 --> 00:53:29,233 - [laughs] 2016 00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:31,500 - Ivy Winters. 2017 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,066 - I mean, the dress 2018 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,066 was beautiful. 2019 00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:35,367 But I really couldn't stop 2020 00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:35,367 looking at her hair 2021 00:53:35,367 --> 00:53:36,533 because I just didn't like it, 2022 00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,433 'cause this gown was 2023 00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,433 so "elegwent"... 2024 00:53:38,433 --> 00:53:39,433 "eloguent." 2025 00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:40,800 - You real "eloguent." 2026 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,266 - That's my new word. 2027 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,266 - You speak "eloguent." 2028 00:53:42,266 --> 00:53:44,066 - "Eloguent." 2029 00:53:42,266 --> 00:53:44,066 - Talk about couture. 2030 00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:45,567 I mean, she hand-stitched 2031 00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:45,567 that dress. 2032 00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:48,300 - As beautiful as the dress was, 2033 00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:48,300 where's the trash? 2034 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,400 I didn't get that same kind of 2035 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,400 feeling that I get 2036 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,633 when I look at Alaska 2037 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,633 or Lineysha. 2038 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:54,967 - Lineysha's "eloguent." 2039 00:53:54,967 --> 00:53:56,266 - [laughs] 2040 00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,633 All right, let's move on to 2041 00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,633 Jade Jolie. 2042 00:53:59,633 --> 00:54:02,467 My goodness, Jade Jolie. 2043 00:53:59,633 --> 00:54:02,467 She had a lot on. 2044 00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:05,967 - I can't really tell where 2045 00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:05,967 her taste level is because... 2046 00:54:05,967 --> 00:54:07,767 - I think you can. 2047 00:54:05,967 --> 00:54:07,767 I think you can. 2048 00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:10,767 - She has a very fantastical 2049 00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:10,767 sort of outlook on life 2050 00:54:10,767 --> 00:54:12,667 about rainbows and unicorns 2051 00:54:10,767 --> 00:54:12,667 and all. 2052 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:15,734 But I just don't think 2053 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:15,734 it was very well executed. 2054 00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:19,266 - Let's talk about 2055 00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:19,266 Penny Tration. 2056 00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:20,934 - She came out 2057 00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:20,934 with a great attitude. 2058 00:54:20,934 --> 00:54:22,200 I get the whole Mae West kinda, 2059 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,900 "Come up and see me sometime" 2060 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,900 thing going on. 2061 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:28,066 But then you kinda scroll down 2062 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:28,066 a little bit. 2063 00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:29,166 - The padding was asymmetrical. 2064 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,900 It looked like she had 2065 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,900 a tilted pelvis. 2066 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,400 Somebody call the osteopath 2067 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,400 or something. 2068 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,600 - [laughs] 2069 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,233 - Make a silhouette 2070 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,233 and perfect it. 2071 00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,533 - Hello. 2072 00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,533 - Is that too much to ask? 2073 00:54:38,533 --> 00:54:40,066 - It is not. 2074 00:54:38,533 --> 00:54:40,066 You could be a big girl, 2075 00:54:40,066 --> 00:54:42,133 make those proportions 2076 00:54:40,066 --> 00:54:42,133 work for you 2077 00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,300 and actually look couture, 2078 00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,300 and she didn't. 2079 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,834 - Yeah, but it was the makeup 2080 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,834 for me. 2081 00:54:46,834 --> 00:54:47,934 It was just awful. 2082 00:54:47,934 --> 00:54:49,667 - That was probably 2083 00:54:47,934 --> 00:54:49,667 the best part, Camille. 2084 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:50,800 [laughter] 2085 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,166 - All right, let's head on 2086 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,567 to the 49th state, 2087 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,567 Alaska. 2088 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:57,600 - I wasn't really expecting much 2089 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:57,600 from Alaska 2090 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,767 based on her performance 2091 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,767 in the photo shoot. 2092 00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:02,367 But a little Saran Wrap 2093 00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:02,367 went a long way tonight. 2094 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,066 The only thing is, it should've 2095 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,066 had a little slit 2096 00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:05,967 'cause she had some difficulty 2097 00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:05,967 walking in it. 2098 00:55:05,967 --> 00:55:08,533 - My one thing was, 2099 00:55:05,967 --> 00:55:08,533 I would've loved to have seen 2100 00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:10,066 sparkly earrings up on that. 2101 00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:12,800 - Well, Michelle, 2102 00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:12,800 Alaska's not from New Jersey. 2103 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,400 - [laughs] 2104 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,600 - All right, let's move on 2105 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,600 to Lineysha Sparx. 2106 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,767 - What a gorgeous face 2107 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,767 on this one. 2108 00:55:19,767 --> 00:55:20,900 - Yes. 2109 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,367 - The gown was absolutely 2110 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,367 gorgeous. 2111 00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,900 And when we found out that 2112 00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,900 it was wallpaper, 2113 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,367 I was even more impressed. 2114 00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:28,333 - And to put a shoe, a pump, 2115 00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:28,333 in her hair, 2116 00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:30,200 I thought that was really fun 2117 00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:30,200 and whimsical. 2118 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,400 - You're right. 2119 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,767 And it could've very easily been 2120 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,767 a disaster. 2121 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:36,300 - But all in all, she's what 2122 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:36,300 we call a TP. 2123 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,066 - A total package, 2124 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,066 that's right. 2125 00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:43,800 Let's talk ChaCha, 2126 00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:43,800 as in Serena ChaCha. 2127 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,834 - Oh, God. 2128 00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:47,533 She literally 2129 00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:47,533 was drag Pinocchio. 2130 00:55:47,533 --> 00:55:49,133 It was lederhosen. 2131 00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:51,367 It was really like I was waiting 2132 00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:51,367 for yodeling. 2133 00:55:51,367 --> 00:55:53,734 It was all just a mess. 2134 00:55:53,734 --> 00:55:54,867 - She was showing so much of 2135 00:55:54,867 --> 00:55:56,867 this kind of, like, 2136 00:55:54,867 --> 00:55:56,867 oiled up chest. 2137 00:55:56,867 --> 00:55:59,633 - And it was like a little boy 2138 00:55:56,867 --> 00:55:59,633 with a costume on. 2139 00:55:59,633 --> 00:56:01,300 - I think that 2140 00:55:59,633 --> 00:56:01,300 she has to start thinking 2141 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,533 about her tiny, little body 2142 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,533 and the way she's gonna 2143 00:56:04,533 --> 00:56:06,333 execute her fashions. 2144 00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,667 - Well, she executed this 2145 00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,667 fashion. 2146 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,066 [laughter] 2147 00:56:10,066 --> 00:56:11,266 - She sure did. 2148 00:56:11,266 --> 00:56:13,066 - Silence! 2149 00:56:13,066 --> 00:56:15,233 I've made my decision. 2150 00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:20,066 Bring back my girls. 2151 00:56:20,066 --> 00:56:24,066 [laughing] 2152 00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:28,133 Welcome back, ladies. 2153 00:56:28,133 --> 00:56:32,266 I've made some decisions. 2154 00:56:32,266 --> 00:56:35,734 Ivy Winters, your red gown 2155 00:56:35,734 --> 00:56:37,734 looked like it was ripped from 2156 00:56:37,734 --> 00:56:40,900 the pages of Vogue. 2157 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,767 You're safe. 2158 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,233 Alaska, 2159 00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:52,467 you had this challenge 2160 00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:52,467 in the bag. 2161 00:56:52,467 --> 00:56:53,800 You're safe. 2162 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,867 - Thank you. 2163 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:04,266 - Roxxxy Andrews, 2164 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:04,266 you dove deep 2165 00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:07,066 into the dumpsters 2166 00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:07,066 of Beverly Hills 2167 00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:12,166 and made rubbish 2168 00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:12,166 look ravishing. 2169 00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,500 Condragulations. 2170 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,200 You're the winner 2171 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,200 of this challenge. 2172 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,667 [applause] 2173 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:21,467 You receive a custom gown 2174 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:21,467 by Marco Marco, 2175 00:57:21,467 --> 00:57:25,066 plus immunity from elimination 2176 00:57:21,467 --> 00:57:25,066 next week. 2177 00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:27,066 - Are you kidding me right now? 2178 00:57:27,066 --> 00:57:28,400 I'm on cloud nine. 2179 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,433 Suck that...aah! 2180 00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:32,567 Thank you 2181 00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:32,567 for believing in me. 2182 00:57:32,567 --> 00:57:34,934 - You may join the other girls. 2183 00:57:40,066 --> 00:57:43,734 Lineysha Sparx, 2184 00:57:40,066 --> 00:57:43,734 you lit up the runway 2185 00:57:43,734 --> 00:57:47,266 in classic Hollywood glamour. 2186 00:57:47,266 --> 00:57:49,200 You're safe. 2187 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,834 - I thought that 2188 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:53,100 I was gonna win. 2189 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,100 But whatever. 2190 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:58,433 - Serena ChaCha, 2191 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:58,433 on the runway 2192 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:03,233 you moved like Jagger, 2193 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:03,233 but your red carpet look 2194 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:06,433 was "coutorture." 2195 00:58:06,433 --> 00:58:10,633 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are 2196 00:58:06,433 --> 00:58:10,633 up for elimination. 2197 00:58:10,633 --> 00:58:12,333 - Oh, crap. 2198 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:14,200 You really messed up. 2199 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,500 I do not wanna be the first 2200 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,500 person sent home. 2201 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:20,100 This cannot fucking happen 2202 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:20,100 at this point. 2203 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:24,934 - Penny Tration, we love your 2204 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:24,934 dangerous curves. 2205 00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:28,166 But your red carpet couture 2206 00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:32,066 veered off in the wrong 2207 00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:32,066 direction. 2208 00:58:32,066 --> 00:58:35,066 Jade Jolie, you didn't wear 2209 00:58:32,066 --> 00:58:35,066 your dress. 2210 00:58:35,066 --> 00:58:37,133 It wore you. 2211 00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:41,767 But still, your personality 2212 00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:41,767 shined through. 2213 00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:45,233 Jade Jolie... 2214 00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:46,367 you're safe. 2215 00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:47,400 - [exhales] 2216 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,100 Thank you guys so much. 2217 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,333 - Wait. 2218 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,333 Hold up, mama. 2219 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,433 May I give you a word of advice? 2220 00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:57,066 - Yes. 2221 00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:57,066 - Edit. 2222 00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,934 - Edit? 2223 00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,934 - That's right. 2224 00:58:58,934 --> 00:59:00,834 - Thank you so much. 2225 00:59:03,734 --> 00:59:05,600 - Penny Tration, I'm sorry, 2226 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,533 my dear, but you are up 2227 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,533 for elimination. 2228 00:59:08,533 --> 00:59:09,700 - [deep breath] 2229 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,500 I'm disappointed 2230 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,500 because there are 2231 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,400 a lot of people who really 2232 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,400 wanted me to be here. 2233 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,767 And I'm letting them down. 2234 00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:17,734 - Two queens stand before me. 2235 00:59:17,734 --> 00:59:21,667 Ladies, this is your last chance 2236 00:59:17,734 --> 00:59:21,667 to impress me 2237 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:25,233 and save yourself 2238 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:25,233 from elimination. 2239 00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:30,367 The time has come for you to 2240 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:33,734 lip sync for your life. 2241 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:39,667 - This is my last chance 2242 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:39,667 for the world to see 2243 00:59:39,667 --> 00:59:41,500 why I deserve to be here. 2244 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:42,667 You better work. 2245 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,367 Like, you better work. 2246 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,367 That's it. 2247 00:59:44,367 --> 00:59:46,333 - Good luck. 2248 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,200 And don't fuck it up. 2249 00:59:53,433 --> 00:59:54,900 - * I hopped off the plane * 2250 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:58,667 * At L.A.X. with a dream 2251 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:58,667 and my cardigan * 2252 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:01,066 * Welcome to the land 2253 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:01,066 of fame excess * 2254 01:00:01,066 --> 01:00:03,900 * Whoa, 2255 01:00:01,066 --> 01:00:03,900 am I gonna fit in? * 2256 01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:05,300 - I absolutely have never 2257 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,200 performed 2258 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,200 Party in the USA. 2259 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,600 And I'm really just focusing on 2260 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,200 doing the best job I can 2261 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,200 with what I've got. 2262 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,600 - * Everybody seems so famous * 2263 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,166 - The stakes are really high 2264 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,166 right now. 2265 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,367 Like this is 2266 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,367 the real, real race. 2267 01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:18,900 And all I can think of 2268 01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:18,900 is deliver. 2269 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:19,934 - * Taxi man * 2270 01:00:19,934 --> 01:00:21,200 * Turned on the radio * 2271 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,367 * And the Jay-Z song was on * 2272 01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:25,867 * And the Jay-Z song 2273 01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:25,867 was on * 2274 01:00:25,867 --> 01:00:28,033 * And the 2275 01:00:25,867 --> 01:00:28,033 Jay-X song was on * 2276 01:00:28,033 --> 01:00:29,700 * So I put my hands up * 2277 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,867 - Serena is turning the party, 2278 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,867 girl. 2279 01:00:31,867 --> 01:00:32,900 And then, ooh! 2280 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,300 She drops into a split. 2281 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,734 Now, I know this is 2282 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,734 every girl's old faithful, 2283 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,400 but she did it the right way. 2284 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,834 - * Got my hands up * 2285 01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:41,033 * They're playing my song * 2286 01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:43,300 * I know I'm gonna be okay * 2287 01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,500 - I'm looking at Penny 2288 01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,500 and I'm wondering, 2289 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,000 "Why does she keep 2290 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,000 turning around?" 2291 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,667 - She didn't know the words. 2292 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,934 You know, that's an old-school 2293 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,934 drag queen trick. 2294 01:00:50,934 --> 01:00:52,300 When you don't know the words, 2295 01:00:50,934 --> 01:00:52,300 turn around, 2296 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,834 do something 2297 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,834 to distract them. 2298 01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:55,133 - * Put my hands up * 2299 01:00:55,133 --> 01:00:56,500 * They're playing my song * 2300 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,934 * The butterflies fly away * 2301 01:00:58,934 --> 01:01:00,233 * I'm noddin' my head * 2302 01:01:00,233 --> 01:01:01,800 * Like "yeah" * 2303 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,633 * Moving my hips 2304 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,633 like "yeah" * 2305 01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:08,100 - I'm thinking Penny Tration 2306 01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:08,100 is going to turn it out. 2307 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,133 I was wrong. 2308 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,133 [chuckles] 2309 01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:11,367 - * Yeah * 2310 01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:14,066 * It's a party in the USA * 2311 01:01:14,066 --> 01:01:17,066 [cheers and applause] 2312 01:01:22,767 --> 01:01:26,266 - Ladies, I've made 2313 01:01:22,767 --> 01:01:26,266 my decision. 2314 01:01:28,667 --> 01:01:31,867 Serena ChaCha... 2315 01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:33,433 Shantay, you stay. 2316 01:01:39,467 --> 01:01:41,367 You may join the other girls. 2317 01:01:44,633 --> 01:01:47,500 - [crying] 2318 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,734 - Penny Tration, even though 2319 01:01:49,734 --> 01:01:51,700 this isn't 2320 01:01:49,734 --> 01:01:51,700 the Hollywood ending 2321 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:53,700 you dreamed of, 2322 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,700 never, ever stop 2323 01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,066 reaching for the stars. 2324 01:01:57,066 --> 01:01:58,700 - Don't worry about that. 2325 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:01,633 - Now, sashay away. 2326 01:02:01,633 --> 01:02:03,200 - Thank you all. 2327 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,266 [applause] 2328 01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,567 Given the circumstances, 2329 01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,567 I don't have any regrets. 2330 01:02:11,567 --> 01:02:13,700 I don't think there's much else 2331 01:02:11,567 --> 01:02:13,700 I would've done differently. 2332 01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,133 And I'm not sure 2333 01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,133 that there's much else 2334 01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:18,867 I would be able to show them. 2335 01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:20,300 And my family's 2336 01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:20,300 already proud of me, 2337 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:24,166 regardless 2338 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:24,166 of what happens here. 2339 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:28,600 - My lucky, lucky 13, 2340 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:28,600 condragulations. 2341 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,967 Now remember, 2342 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,967 if you can't love yourself, 2343 01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:34,400 how in the hell you gonna love 2344 01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:34,400 somebody else? 2345 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,266 Can I get a "amen" up in here? 2346 01:02:36,266 --> 01:02:37,266 all: Amen! 2347 01:02:37,266 --> 01:02:40,533 - All right, 2348 01:02:37,266 --> 01:02:40,533 now let the music play. 133868

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