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- My next drag superstars
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had one thing in common.
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They were all busted...
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And found guilty...
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[gavel bangs]
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Of being sickening...
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Order in the courtroom,
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hunties!
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A new trial begins,
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as 14 queens prove
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they can dance...
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[baby crying]
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Act...
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- Aah!
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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- Swim...
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- Whoo!
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- And sing.
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- * Can I get
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a haaaaaaooow! *
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- More celebrities...
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- How do you tuck your junk?
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- Aah!
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- [laughs]
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- I love this show!
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- Criminal fashion...
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- You look absolutely terrific.
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Honestly.
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- In a word, sensational.
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And not a dry eye
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in the house.
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- I was left, nobody cared.
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[cries]
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- We get to choose our family,
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you know?
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We get to choose the people
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that we're around,
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you know what I'm saying?
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The new season
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of RuPaul's Drag Race
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is in session.
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And these queens...
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- Look at this.
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- Are killer.
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[screams]
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- Look how orange
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you fucking look, girl!
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- I'm not joking, bitch!
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- Step the fuck off!
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- No, no, no, no!
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- Aah!
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[apocalyptic music]
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- I can't wait to see
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how this turns out.
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- [gasps]
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Holy shit, we're here.
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My name is Detox,
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and I am 27 years old.
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I can do everything.
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I act, I sing, I rap, I dance.
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Let's send the rest
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of these clowns home.
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Where is everybody?
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I've worked
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with huge celebrities
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like Rihanna, Kesha,
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and I'm the queen bee,
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so eat it up
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and crown it.
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You're all fucking welcome.
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- My name is Roxxxy Andrews,
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and I'm 28 years old.
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Mash!
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Are you kidding?
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[both screaming]
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Me and Detox started drag
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together,
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and I'm just so excited
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to see her.
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You look gorge.
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- You too.
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- I am a pageant girl...
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big hair, big makeup.
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From head to toe,
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it's a Roxxxy Andrews project.
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It all begins.
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- Hey, girls, hey!
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- Hey!
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- What's going on, pussycats?
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- What's going on?
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- I am Jade Jolie.
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I am 25 years old.
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Honey, I'm serving up fish.
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Tuna on a platter.
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You look gorge.
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- Thank you, you too.
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- Jade is bubbly.
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She laughs a lot.
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[giggling]
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I just like to be fabulous
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and fun.
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[giggling]
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- Well, you both are going home
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really early,
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just so you know.
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- [laughing]
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- My name is Serena ChaCha,
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and I'm 21 years old.
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This is the best
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quinceanera present ever!
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- It's your quinceanera?
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- I come from an art school
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environment,
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and I'm interested
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in fine art drag.
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So this is...this is...
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[overlapping chatter]
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Automatically,
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Detox and Roxxxy were...
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[rapid gibberish]
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- Whoo! Ow!
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[laughing]
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- It's a little off-putting,
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rather annoying.
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So much fun.
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[cheering]
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- Shut up!
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- My name is Alyssa Edwards,
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and I am 32 years of age.
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I'm known as
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the Vanessa Williams of drag,
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because after winning the title
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of Miss Gay America,
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the crown was taken away
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from me.
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Girl, I am gagging.
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I am here
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to show people
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I still got it.
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I need to get up in this gear,
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girl.
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Let me get a look.
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- [whooping]
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[laughter]
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- You know, I can hear the
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cackling from down the street.
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all: Hi!
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- My name is Jinkx Monsoon.
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I'm 24,
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and I'm Seattle's
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youngest MILF.
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Hi!
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- Swimsuit competition.
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- I'm theatrically trained
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in the Broadway
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school of singing.
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- Ooh!
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- Okay, Detox,
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with the feathers.
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- I don't know
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about that Jinkx yet.
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She's a little kooky.
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- Pfft!
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- Hello, boys!
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My name's Penny Tration,
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and I am 39 years old.
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I'm here because I was chosen
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by thousands of people
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in the online voting contest.
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- You're the web vote?
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- You guys should be happy
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to know
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that everybody actually
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wanted me here.
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[laughter]
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I hope that me being voted on
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the show by a lot of people
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makes the other queens
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really intimidated.
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- Hey, y'all.
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- Hello.
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- Whoo!
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- Ohh!
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We got another one.
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- My name is Vivienne Pinay.
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I'm 26 years old.
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- You're giving me
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pinup Kat Von D doll.
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- Thank you.
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Vivienne is all about glamour.
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My beauty is everything.
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- Vivienne's cute,
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but I'm cuter.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, my God.
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- Who is it?
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- [imitates horse whinny]
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- Uh...
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- Hi!
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- Oh, shit.
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- Wow.
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- My name is Alaska,
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and I'm 27 years old.
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And I also have
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a very famous boyfriend
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whose name is Sharon Needles.
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- Sharon's girlfriend.
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Girl/boyfriends.
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- Oh.
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- In this competition, dating
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the previous winner
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is definitely uncharted
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territory.
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- This trash bag couture is
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something else.
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- Yes. It's a plastic
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tablecloth.
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- Alaska definitely has
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big shoes to fill.
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- Hey, sisters.
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all: Whoa!
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- My name is Honey Mahogany.
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And I'm 28 years old.
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How are you?
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- Honey Mahogany
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is like
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a RuPaul Drag Race poster.
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But not quite as polished.
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* Sorry about it *
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- I think I'm the first queen
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from San Francisco, actually.
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- Hello, hippie!
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- People get down on
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San Francisco
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for being a bunch of hippies.
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But there's so much beauty
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there.
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Have you seen Honey Mahogany?
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[laughs]
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- Uh-oh!
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- Hey, hey, hey, ladies!
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Aah!
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Oh, my God!
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My name is Ivy Winters.
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I'm 25 years old.
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- Your top is awesome.
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- Thank you.
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- It's so well-tailored.
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- I make dresses
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out of cassette tape,
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paper cups, condoms.
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I will figure out a way
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to turn it into a costume.
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And I used to work as a clown
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for like eight years.
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- Well, you still do.
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[laughter]
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- Hello, girls.
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I'm Monica Beverly Hillz,
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with a Z.
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I'm 27.
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Monica Beverly Hillz
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is very good at giving face.
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This might be the fishiest
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season ever, darling.
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- I know!
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- I have been called
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ghetto, banji, trashy.
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I was raised in the ghetto.
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You know, I'm street smart.
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And there's nothing wrong
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with that.
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- Oh! Look at this!
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- I'm Lineysha Sparx,
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and I am 24 years old.
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Lineysha is so fierce,
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so flawless, so sparkling.
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I'm very excited to be here
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representing Puerto Rico, so...
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Lineysha's in the house,
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so watch out, bitches.
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- How many more girls?
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This has to be it, right?
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- This has to be it.
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- Lucky 13.
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- This is 13?
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- Oh, boys!
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The diva has arrived!
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I'm Coco Montrese,
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and I'm 37 years old.
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[all screaming]
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[dramatic chorus]
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- And then walks in
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Coco Montrese...
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the face-crack of the century.
297
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- Oh, my God!
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Alyssa Edwards.
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What the fuck?
300
00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,333
Oh, Alyssa Edwards...again.
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00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,700
- Here she goes.
302
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,700
- What's the story?
303
00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,166
- Alyssa, you wanna tell
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the story,
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or you want me to tell
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00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,400
the story?
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00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,066
- There's no story.
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- What's the story?
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00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,567
- We haven't spoke in two years.
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The pageant tore our friendship
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00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,867
apart.
312
00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:29,667
- We were close, and I feel like
313
00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:29,667
I was bamboozled.
314
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,734
- Coco was the one
315
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,734
backstabbing me behind my back.
316
00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:35,100
- Alyssa and I will have
317
00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:35,100
our moment later together,
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00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,066
'cause we need a moment.
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00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:39,900
I don't think she wants to talk
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00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:39,900
about it...
321
00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,266
but we're gonna talk about it.
322
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If she doesn't go home first.
323
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,200
- "Game on, bitch,"
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the sequel.
325
00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,400
[siren]
326
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,400
- Ooh, girl, you got shemail!
327
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,500
[cheering]
328
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,367
Welcome, my queens.
329
00:08:56,367 --> 00:09:00,066
I told you California
330
00:08:56,367 --> 00:09:00,066
was the place you oughta be.
331
00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:01,900
So you tightened up your tuck
332
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,100
and you flew to Beverly...
333
00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,567
Hills.
334
00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:06,567
Adjacent, that is.
335
00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:07,934
[laughter]
336
00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,934
So whether you're
337
00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,934
a fresh princess of Bel-Air,
338
00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:12,734
a Malibu Barbie,
339
00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:16,367
or just serving
340
00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:16,367
Real Housewife realness,
341
00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:19,900
to get your big break
342
00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:19,900
in RuPaullywood, you need
343
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,834
to make an even bigger splash
344
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:24,834
and really shake things up.
345
00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:27,200
Oh...oh, my goodness!
346
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,867
An earthquake!
347
00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,066
Oh, my God! My hair!
348
00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:32,233
Ooh!
349
00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:32,233
I think it's the big one.
350
00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:35,633
Ooh! Ooh, faster, faster!
351
00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,066
Ooh!
352
00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:38,300
Slower, slower, slower.
353
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,900
Oh!
354
00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,433
Cut!
355
00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,567
[sighs]
356
00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,633
Remember, to snatch this crown,
357
00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:49,367
you need to fake it
358
00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:49,367
until you make it.
359
00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:52,767
[cheering]
360
00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:55,200
Hello, hello, hello.
361
00:09:55,200 --> 00:10:00,567
[all screaming]
362
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,900
Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
363
00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,533
- Yes!
364
00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,467
- Now, I chose each of you
365
00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,567
because I see in you the raw
366
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,166
charisma, uniqueness, nerve,
367
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:14,600
and talent that it takes to go
368
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:14,600
all the way.
369
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,500
In addition to winning
370
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,500
the title
371
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,767
of America's next
372
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,767
drag superstar,
373
00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:21,600
the champion
374
00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:21,600
of RuPaul's Drag Race
375
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:27,033
will receive a lifetime supply
376
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:27,033
of Color Evolution cosmetics,
377
00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,467
a one-of-a-kind trip
378
00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:31,533
courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel,
379
00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:36,100
and headline Logo's
380
00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:36,100
Outrageous Drag Race Tour,
381
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:39,734
featuring Absolut Vodka,
382
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:39,734
cocktails perfected.
383
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,100
And some cash money, honey.
384
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,700
[cheering]
385
00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,300
Yes, child.
386
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:48,266
To the tune of $100,000.
387
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:51,767
[cheering, chatter]
388
00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,166
- Well, I feel so excited.
389
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,700
It's 100,000 of dollars!
390
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,734
And I want to win that money.
391
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,867
- No more kiddin' around,
392
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,867
girls.
393
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:04,633
You're in the enter-taint-ment
394
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:04,633
capital of the world.
395
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:05,734
- Yes!
396
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,567
- And to make it in
397
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,567
RuPaullywood,
398
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,300
you've gotta dive
399
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,300
in the deep end.
400
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,667
Are you ready for your close-up?
401
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,367
Coming up...
402
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,333
[slow-motion scream]
403
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,367
[laughing]
404
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,467
[laughing]
405
00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:30,467
[upbeat music]
406
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:32,633
* *
407
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:33,800
Hi, Jade.
408
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,066
- Hey, Ru.
409
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:36,734
It's time for our first
410
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:36,734
photo shoot.
411
00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,633
I am eager to see
412
00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,633
what the challenge is,
413
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,066
and I am super-nervous.
414
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,333
- What do you think is going on
415
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:43,333
right now?
416
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,934
- Um...[giggling]
417
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,934
I'm not sure.
418
00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:47,400
- Well, turn around.
419
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,900
- Oh! [laughs]
420
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:49,967
Oh, my gosh.
421
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,500
Talk about the elephant
422
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,500
in the room.
423
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,667
Didn't see that.
424
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,066
[laughing]
425
00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:57,266
- Now, say hello to the amazing
426
00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:57,266
Mike Ruiz.
427
00:11:57,266 --> 00:12:00,600
Mike is here to shoot
428
00:11:57,266 --> 00:12:00,600
your Hollywood splash photo.
429
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,333
What we're looking for
430
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:04,333
is underwater serving glamour.
431
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,166
- Like, give us fish.
432
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,500
- [laughs] Awesome.
433
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,867
- Let's do it.
434
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,533
- Today we're doing an homage
435
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,533
to old Hollywood
436
00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:14,066
that's kind of a tribute
437
00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:14,066
to old Esther Williams films.
438
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,867
- Please note that there's
439
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,867
no pee in the water.
440
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,100
- [laughing]
441
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,066
- All right, hit it!
442
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,800
- Jade Jolie,
443
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,800
you're soaking in it.
444
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,834
- Try not to look like
445
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,834
you're holding your breath.
446
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,867
Jade would inhale
447
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,867
a bunch of air
448
00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,066
and would hold it all
449
00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,066
in her cheeks like a chipmunk.
450
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,300
That doesn't make for
451
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,300
a very pretty glamour shot.
452
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,467
She's giving me parrot fish.
453
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,834
- I was giving Helen Keller
454
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,834
drowning realness.
455
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,166
[laughs]
456
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,367
- Ooh! Wet and wild.
457
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,300
Roxxxy Andrews!
458
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,433
Hit it.
459
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,667
- Acrobatic, graceful,
460
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,667
gorgeous face, glamour.
461
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,900
- Ooh, she's rolling
462
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,900
in the deep!
463
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,100
- Do it.
464
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,433
- On the Roxxxy with a splash.
465
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:53,533
Detox!
466
00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,800
- Give us everything
467
00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,800
you've got.
468
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,266
Yes!
469
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,600
It's the bumble fish.
470
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,834
- Aquawomana!
471
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,333
Oh, gorgeous!
472
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,333
- Gorgeous.
473
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,600
- Detox fell off the wagon
474
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,600
and into the pool.
475
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,066
Serena ChaCha!
476
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,433
The time has come for you
477
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,433
to sink...for your life!
478
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:12,900
- For my life.
479
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,400
- Uno, dos, tres!
480
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,834
Oops. Uh-oh.
481
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:17,867
- Oh, dear.
482
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,066
I can see your seafood platter!
483
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,734
Your paella is showing!
484
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,367
- At least Serena
485
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,367
was wearing panties.
486
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,433
Okay.
487
00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:26,467
- Okay, there's a pole.
488
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,100
- Hold on to the pole.
489
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,934
Lookit.
490
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,934
It looks like frog legs.
491
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,667
[RuPaul laughing]
492
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,367
- What the fuck
493
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,367
was that about, guys?
494
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,633
- It's not
495
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,633
your quinceanera anymore, is it?
496
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:39,900
- Your quinceanera is ruined!
497
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,867
- By a pool.
498
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:41,867
- I'm not tucked.
499
00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,166
- Oh, you didn't tuck?
500
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,300
- I'm not tucked at all,
501
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,600
so the dress is doing this
502
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,600
the whole time.
503
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,066
- Showing all your bubblegum
504
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,066
and everything.
505
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,667
- See, you thought you were
506
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,667
being cutesie
507
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,066
by being comfortable
508
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,066
with your non-tuck,
509
00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:52,967
and they got you together.
510
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,200
I'm not a fan of girls
511
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,200
who don't tuck.
512
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,500
Look like a woman.
513
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,500
It's female impersonation
514
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,500
at the end of the day.
515
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,767
- Deeper!
516
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,600
Don't be so shallow, Alyssa.
517
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,700
Your legs look like calamari
518
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,734
when you do that.
519
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:09,934
- Okay.
520
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,166
- Dance underwater.
521
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,600
Is that dress wash and wear?
522
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,700
- Whew!
523
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,500
- Careful on these
524
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,500
wet, slippery surfaces.
525
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,767
Oh!
526
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,767
Queen down.
527
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,533
- At least I did it gracefully.
528
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,533
- Very.
529
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:31,166
- Jinkx Monsoon, welcome to
530
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:31,166
the drag lagoon!
531
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,633
- I don't know how to swim.
532
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,300
I learned how to swim
533
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,300
by one of my uncles
534
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,767
pushing me off a log
535
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,767
into a river.
536
00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:46,300
First time under the water,
537
00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:46,300
I lost both my contacts.
538
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,266
I was blinded within seconds.
539
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,667
- Okay, you look a little scared
540
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,667
underwater.
541
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,200
- A more pretty face.
542
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,467
- Okay, too much splashing.
543
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:01,266
Uh-oh.
544
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,133
You're splashing aroun...oops.
545
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,133
- [gasping]
546
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,400
- Are you okay?
547
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,066
- Just a little tang...
548
00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,900
[spits] Tangled.
549
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,633
- I think we're gonna
550
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,633
have to call it a wrap.
551
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,233
- Jinkx, there's got to be
552
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,233
a morning after.
553
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,667
Deeper, Penny Tration.
554
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,600
Girl, you're gonna put
555
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,600
Shelley Winters out of work.
556
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,900
- [laughs]
557
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,233
- Oh, wait a minute.
558
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,700
- And go.
559
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,667
- Yes, yes, yes!
560
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,800
Poseidon Adventure, darling.
561
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,166
- Hit it!
562
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,800
- Serving "Wettie" Page.
563
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,900
- Yes!
564
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,233
- Touch all of the skin.
565
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:42,667
The filet of Vivienne Pinay.
566
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,233
Oh, Alaska's underwater.
567
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:48,367
Damn you, global warming!
568
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,567
- Oh!
569
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,467
- Okay. Yeah, your head's not
570
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,467
going very deep.
571
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,066
- And keep your hair
572
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,066
out of your face.
573
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,533
- I can't get deep enough.
574
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,600
I don't know how to do it.
575
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,066
- Alaska...she got really
576
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,066
frustrated, and it showed.
577
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,367
Push yourself down.
578
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,667
Go!
579
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,967
No.
580
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,400
Nope...on your face.
581
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,400
- Oh!
582
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400
- All right, all right.
583
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,200
- I can't do it.
584
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,200
I failed.
585
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,734
- We will offer you one more dip
586
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,734
if you wanna take it.
587
00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:23,066
- I'm sorry.
588
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,834
That was terrible!
589
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,467
[laughter]
590
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,066
I can't believe that.
591
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,066
I'm in shock.
592
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,800
I did so bad!
593
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,500
I don't know how to swim.
594
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,600
- Oh, get that.
595
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,066
- I've completely blown it.
596
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:41,300
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
597
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,100
- It's Honey Mahogany!
598
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,066
Honey, I sunk the kids.
599
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,667
Ooh! That was pretty.
600
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,967
Ivy Winters!
601
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,433
Throwing caution to the wind.
602
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,400
Fishy when wet.
603
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,433
Monica Beverly Hillz.
604
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,967
- Push your dress down
605
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,967
when you get underwater.
606
00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,934
- You look like a jellyfish.
607
00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:09,500
In the future, you should
608
00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:09,500
hand-wash your woolens.
609
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,166
Oh...yes!
610
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,767
- All right!
611
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,133
Lineysha's body language
612
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,133
was so incredibly graceful
613
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,266
and dancerly;
614
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,266
it was amazing.
615
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:20,767
- Sparkle, Lineysha, sparkle!
616
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,467
Sorry to say, that satin will
617
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,467
never be the same.
618
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,467
Work!
619
00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,467
Coco Montrese!
620
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,934
Chicken of the sea!
621
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,433
Serving "Tuna" Turner.
622
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,266
- Relax your face.
623
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:37,600
- Yes, mama.
624
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,100
Instant Coco...just add water.
625
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,467
- Okay, y'all, somebody forgot
626
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,467
to tell them...
627
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,767
- [laughs]
628
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,533
- That black people don't swim.
629
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,333
[laughter]
630
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,900
Thank God I'm Dominican.
631
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,867
- Oh.
632
00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:53,700
- Y'all look cute.
633
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,900
- Seeing everybody de-dragging
634
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,900
for the very first time
635
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,467
is always exciting.
636
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,500
Detox...immediately, I'm like,
637
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,500
"Work done!"
638
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,967
- [smacking]
639
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,467
- Lineysha
640
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,467
is the Puerto Rican papi.
641
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,967
Oh, my gosh.
642
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,934
- Jinkx out of drag, uh...
643
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,500
Why does she have
644
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,500
an eye patch?
645
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,834
What is going on?
646
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,967
Oh, my God!
647
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,166
- I saw you sleeping earlier.
648
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,066
I was like, "Maybe she's just
649
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,066
really tired."
650
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,467
- I have narcolepsy.
651
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,333
So if I don't like stay active,
652
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,333
I start to slunk,
653
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,333
and then it's a whole big mess.
654
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,800
- Wait, Miss Thing.
655
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,767
So you fall asleep
656
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,767
out of nowhere?
657
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,400
- It's not how they do it
658
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,400
in the movies.
659
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,100
You know, like,
660
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,100
you can feel it coming on,
661
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,800
and if you're lucky, you make
662
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,800
your way to a sofa and...
663
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,600
[laughs]
664
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,100
- Jinkx is a special person.
665
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,467
- I am Seattle's premier
666
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,467
Jewish narcoleptic drag queen.
667
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,767
Thank you.
668
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,100
I'm not gonna make an excuse
669
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,100
for it.
670
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,100
I wear my narcolepsy
671
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,100
as a badge of pride.
672
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:53,200
It's something I've had to...
673
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,600
[snoring]
674
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200
- [clears throat]
675
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,867
- Yes!
676
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:10,867
[all cheering]
677
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,567
- Thank you, Mr. Handsome.
678
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,066
- I know what I wanna drink.
679
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:15,400
- Hello, hello, hello!
680
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,734
[all cheering]
681
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,567
Um...who are you guys?
682
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,367
[laughter]
683
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,767
Now, Mike and I have reviewed
684
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,767
your photos,
685
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:28,400
and some of you were in
686
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:28,400
over your heads.
687
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,767
- Yes!
688
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,367
- But some of you took to it
689
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,367
like a fish to water.
690
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:34,700
- Fish!
691
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:40,433
- The one queen that surfaced
692
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:40,433
as the clear winner is...
693
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,166
Detox.
694
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:46,200
[all cheering]
695
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,266
- I was floored.
696
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,166
I may sit around and Kiki
697
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,166
with everybody,
698
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,567
but at the end of the day,
699
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,533
I'm here for one reason,
700
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,133
and that's to win.
701
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,834
- Detox, I love your photo
702
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,834
so much,
703
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,066
I'm tweeting it right now.
704
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:00,900
#RuPaullywood.
705
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,000
- Yeah, that's right!
706
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,767
- Ladies, take a moment
707
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,767
to unwind.
708
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,600
Because tomorrow,
709
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,600
your RuPaullywood adventure
710
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,900
continues with a Beverly Hills
711
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,900
shopping spree.
712
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,300
- Oh!
713
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300
[cheering]
714
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,300
- I'm thrilled at the aspect
715
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,300
of going on a shopping spree.
716
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,000
- Let's go.
717
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,000
- Adios!
718
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,200
all: Bye!
719
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,266
- But I'm pretty sure
720
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,266
it's not gonna be
721
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,100
the shopping spree
722
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,100
that we imagine.
723
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,100
- Coming up...
724
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,266
- What's going on?
725
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,500
- Oh!
726
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,500
- Oh, my God!
727
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,533
- And where is my damn
728
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,533
shopping spree?
729
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,100
[all shouting]
730
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,400
- Wait!
731
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,400
- Mommy!
732
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,900
- [laughing]
733
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,767
[laughing]
734
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,800
- So today RuPaul
735
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,800
is sending us
736
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,967
on a exclusive tour
737
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,967
of RuPaullywood,
738
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:55,000
which culminates in a special
739
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,033
Beverly Hills shopping spree.
740
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,533
[horn honks]
741
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,266
- * Stone cold city *
742
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,233
* Took a bite out of me *
743
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,767
* Love of my life *
744
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,767
* Said he had to leave *
745
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:06,767
* Said I love you *
746
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:07,734
* But I hate it *
747
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,767
* It's not for me *
748
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,266
* I'd rather take my chances *
749
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,633
* Back in Tennessee *
750
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:13,600
- Wait!
751
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,066
- * Hollywood, USA *
752
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:21,266
* Hollywood, USA *
753
00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:24,333
- I'm getting my life
754
00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:24,333
on this bus.
755
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,934
Celebrities waving back.
756
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,367
Oh, my gosh, it's like a dream
757
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,367
come true.
758
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,133
- * Going to be a star *
759
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,734
* Workin' in a bar *
760
00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:32,734
* Change your name *
761
00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:33,900
* To play the game *
762
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,600
* It all remains the same *
763
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600
* Sing your song *
764
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,734
* You got the part *
765
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:39,066
* Don't forget your heart *
766
00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,100
* You'll need it *
767
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,166
* When you reach the top *
768
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,166
* And you're alone in *
769
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:50,333
* Hollywood, Hollywood *
770
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,500
* Hollywood *
771
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,667
* I lost my love *
772
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,166
* In Hollywood *
773
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,333
* Hollywood *
774
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,166
* I lost my love *
775
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,734
* Hollywood *
776
00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:06,600
[all gasping and cheering]
777
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,934
- Hello, ladies.
778
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,934
Hi!
779
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:12,467
- Who comes out the door
780
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:12,467
but Camille Grammer
781
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:13,633
from The Real Housewives.
782
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,066
Are you kidding me?
783
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:16,600
- Welcome to Beverly Hills.
784
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,667
[all cheering]
785
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,066
We've been expecting you.
786
00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:21,734
But you can't come in here.
787
00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,467
- Oh...
788
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,867
- RuPaul is waiting for you
789
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,867
at the VIP entrance...
790
00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:28,967
that way.
791
00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:30,200
- Oh!
792
00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:30,200
- Over there?
793
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,900
- Wait. What?
794
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,433
- Ciao, darlings.
795
00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,500
Mwah!
796
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,433
- We love you, Camille!
797
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,333
- [mouthing]
798
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,333
Call me.
799
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:40,333
- Whoo!
800
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,767
- So we walk around the store
801
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,767
to meet RuPaul.
802
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,567
We're looking,
803
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,567
and we see a gate.
804
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,066
- Oh!
805
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:52,100
What is this?
806
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,467
- We see dumpsters
807
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:56,700
and an alien from outer space.
808
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:57,834
What's going on?
809
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:01,100
And where's my damn
810
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:01,100
shopping spree?
811
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,734
- Girl...
812
00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:05,734
[suspenseful music]
813
00:23:05,734 --> 00:23:08,967
* *
814
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,600
- Well, hey, pretty womens.
815
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,367
[laughing, chatter]
816
00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:18,200
Welcome to the slums
817
00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:18,200
of Beverly Hills.
818
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,100
- Hey!
819
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,266
- Now, I promised you
820
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,266
a shopping spree, but, girl,
821
00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:27,567
Beverly Hills boutiques
822
00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:27,567
can be so darn...
823
00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,734
* Pricey *
824
00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:33,266
But I know where you can get
825
00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:33,266
a real bargain!
826
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,900
These dumpsters are overflowing
827
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:40,800
with some of the most exclusive
828
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:40,800
garbage in the 90210.
829
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,767
For your first main challenge,
830
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:45,800
you need to create
831
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:45,800
an award-winning look
832
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,300
that screams "Hollywood
833
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:51,300
red carpet couture," darling.
834
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:56,333
You'll have just one minute
835
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:56,333
to dumpster dive.
836
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,734
And, ladies...
837
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,734
all sales are final.
838
00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:02,066
[chuckles]
839
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,233
- Oh, my God.
840
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:06,133
We're dumpster diving
841
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:06,133
for materials.
842
00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,400
Great, it's a challenge.
843
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,800
- Gentlemen,
844
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,800
start your engines,
845
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,934
and may the best woman win.
846
00:24:13,934 --> 00:24:19,700
[rock music]
847
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,700
[all exclaiming, yelling]
848
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,567
- I'm trying to get
849
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,567
everything I can.
850
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,767
Girls pushing and prodding
851
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,767
and jumping on top of my head.
852
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,734
Ow!
853
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,734
That's my leg.
854
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,233
This is crazy, honey.
855
00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:34,066
- Out of my way! Oh!
856
00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,200
- The girl next to me
857
00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,200
throws the lid up...
858
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,800
[slow-motion voices]
859
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,934
I won't make it out of this
860
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,934
competition alive.
861
00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:42,834
[laughs]
862
00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:44,266
- Oh! My garbage!
863
00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:45,734
[overlapping chatter]
864
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,600
- I can't get out of here!
865
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,300
- Ay, damn!
866
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,667
Penny Tration smacked my face,
867
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,667
honey.
868
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:52,900
My moneymaker!
869
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:53,900
I was pissed.
870
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,133
Don't knock me over.
871
00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:56,633
- Don't knock you over?
872
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:59,367
This pushy little queen
873
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:59,367
over here getting on my nerves!
874
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,934
I am not afraid
875
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,934
to shove my way
876
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,433
through the little girls...
877
00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,667
Mommy!
878
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:04,767
And get what I need to get.
879
00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:07,934
- I am gagged,
880
00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:07,934
and not in the good way.
881
00:25:07,934 --> 00:25:09,367
- I got a steal!
882
00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:10,967
- Five-finger discount.
883
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:13,433
Mm-hmm.
884
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:14,767
- Ooh!
885
00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:16,200
- All right.
886
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,600
Let's get to work.
887
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,834
- Shopping spree,
888
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,834
shopping spree.
889
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,567
No credit card involved.
890
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,066
We entered back
891
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,066
into the workroom,
892
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,166
and it was time to get to work.
893
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:27,066
- Whoo, girl!
894
00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,066
- Fabulous.
895
00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,533
- What are you wearing, Roxxxy?
896
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,233
- This is my makeup dress.
897
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,333
- Why?
898
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,133
- Because I take my makeup off
899
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,133
in it.
900
00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:39,667
Oh, y'all can't take me?
901
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:43,667
Oh, y'all cannot take
902
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:43,667
my fishy daytime dress.
903
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,900
- Miss Alaska,
904
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,900
put some clothes on, please.
905
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,400
- First one naked!
906
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,233
- Tucka-tucka-tucka-tucka!
907
00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:52,700
- Look at this.
908
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,367
- The reason she walked in
909
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,367
the room with a horse face...
910
00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,800
was 'cause she is a horse.
911
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,533
- Talk about letting it all
912
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,533
hang out, darling.
913
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,633
- Bitch, I live for this.
914
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,700
- Oh, my God,
915
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,700
how did you get that?
916
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,400
- * Welcome to the *
917
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,066
* Jungle *
918
00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,834
- What is that?
919
00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,834
- Miss Thang!
920
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,433
- You found that?
921
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,433
- She hit the jackpot!
922
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:18,367
We got the winner.
923
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,500
- I am happy with what I got
924
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,500
from the dumpster.
925
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,066
I found fabulous
926
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,066
red sequined fabric.
927
00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,667
- Ooh, girl,
928
00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,667
you got paillettes!
929
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,500
- Mister sisters over here.
930
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,300
- Mister sister?
931
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,300
- Mister sisters.
932
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,867
- Mister sisters?
933
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,867
- Mister sisters.
934
00:26:30,867 --> 00:26:32,066
- It's so funny.
935
00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:34,266
As soon as she pulled out
936
00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:34,266
all them red paillettes,
937
00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:36,800
you are now her best friend.
938
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,567
She's trying to take
939
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,567
Miss Thing's fabric.
940
00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:39,900
She can't be bothered
941
00:26:38,567 --> 00:26:39,900
right now.
942
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,133
- She got Miss Thing
943
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,133
to cut it up.
944
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,800
- What are they talking about
945
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,800
over there?
946
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,967
- Jade, be careful, girl.
947
00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:45,266
- Be careful with her.
948
00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:47,700
- Why you say be careful
949
00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:47,700
to me, Miss Coco?
950
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,667
- Just be careful.
951
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,667
That's all I'm saying.
952
00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,266
- Here she comes.
953
00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,266
- Miss Jade.
954
00:26:51,266 --> 00:26:52,834
Find out who your real friends
955
00:26:51,266 --> 00:26:52,834
are,
956
00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:54,266
and you stick by
957
00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:54,266
your real friends.
958
00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:55,767
- Girl, you're my real friend,
959
00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:55,767
bitch.
960
00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:57,066
- I'm not saying Alyssa's not.
961
00:26:57,066 --> 00:26:59,567
- You can meet your friends'
962
00:26:57,066 --> 00:26:59,567
longevity, right?
963
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,533
'Cause we've been in
964
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,533
competition.
965
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,567
- We have been in a lot of
966
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,567
competitions.
967
00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:04,734
- And at the end of the day,
968
00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:05,900
it's like you really, truly find
969
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,600
who your friends are
970
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,600
in the end.
971
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,066
- Yeah. That's true.
972
00:27:09,066 --> 00:27:10,400
- That's what it's about.
973
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,467
- So we'll talk about it later,
974
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,467
Alyssa.
975
00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:14,367
- We don't got nothing
976
00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:14,367
to talk about.
977
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,700
- We do have...we have a lot to
978
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,700
talk about.
979
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,900
You say you'll find out later
980
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,900
who your friends are.
981
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,567
So you and I will sit down
982
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,567
and talk about that.
983
00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:24,500
- I wanna know what the fuck
984
00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:24,500
happened.
985
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,734
- When are you gonna tell me?
986
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,734
- Not gonna answer that.
987
00:27:26,734 --> 00:27:28,400
When I'm ready.
988
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,867
- I'm definitely feeling
989
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,867
the pressure because
990
00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:40,066
I floundered
991
00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:40,066
in the dunk tank.
992
00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:42,433
So hopefully, I can redeem
993
00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:42,433
myself.
994
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,400
- Alaska's a one-trick pony
995
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,400
at this point,
996
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,600
because yet again,
997
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,200
she's making another dress
998
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,200
out of plastic bags.
999
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,600
- Saran Wrap?
1000
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,266
It's red carpet, honey.
1001
00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:02,834
This might get you
1002
00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:02,834
on the bottom two.
1003
00:28:02,834 --> 00:28:04,567
Good luck.
1004
00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:07,166
- Coming up...
1005
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,066
- I just wanted to keep it
1006
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,066
kinda classy.
1007
00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:11,066
- Yeah.
1008
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,433
There's a lot of influences
1009
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,433
there.
1010
00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:17,066
- This is my plastic
1011
00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:17,066
evening gown.
1012
00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,700
I just see it in my brain.
1013
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,667
- Okay.
1014
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,900
- I hope it's couture
1015
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,934
enough.
1016
00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,967
- [laughing]
1017
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,500
- I need like wire cutters.
1018
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,834
This week's main challenge
1019
00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:40,333
is making dumpster
1020
00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:40,333
red carpet couture.
1021
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,133
- Where's some pins,
1022
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,133
straight pins?
1023
00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:43,467
- I don't know.
1024
00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,233
- The workroom's really tense
1025
00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,233
at the moment,
1026
00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:48,633
'cause everyone's designing
1027
00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:48,633
their first runway look.
1028
00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:52,166
And it's important to make
1029
00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:52,166
a first impression.
1030
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,333
- Everyone's all quiet.
1031
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,834
That means you guys are
1032
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,834
stressed.
1033
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,633
- Being an artist,
1034
00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,533
I feel like the best thing
1035
00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,533
to do is just, you know,
1036
00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:00,867
concentrate on your concept,
1037
00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:02,233
chew as much as you can chew,
1038
00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:05,700
and you hope that whatever
1039
00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:05,700
you spit out comes out right.
1040
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,367
- Serena's going very slow.
1041
00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:08,767
She's doing this and that,
1042
00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:10,767
but there's just kind of
1043
00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:10,767
no product being made.
1044
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:12,100
And time's ticking down.
1045
00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:15,767
- Hello, hello, hello!
1046
00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:17,567
all: Hi!
1047
00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:21,133
- Now, is this the real
1048
00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:21,133
drag queens of Beverly Hills?
1049
00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,600
all: Yes!
1050
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,934
- Yes, ma'am.
1051
00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:25,700
- Well, hello, Coco Montrese.
1052
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,700
- Hi, Ru.
1053
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,200
- Now, this outfit...
1054
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,700
- I want to give
1055
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,700
Debbie Reynolds...
1056
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,700
Marilyn Monroe
1057
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,700
meets Madonna.
1058
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,767
I just wanted to keep it
1059
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,767
kind of classy.
1060
00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:37,100
- Yeah.
1061
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,633
Well, there's a lot of
1062
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,633
influences there.
1063
00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:41,066
- I don't wanna play it safe.
1064
00:29:41,066 --> 00:29:42,300
One way or another,
1065
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,867
I need to stand out.
1066
00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,333
So take it or leave it,
1067
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,500
this is me tomorrow,
1068
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,767
and I'm gonna turn it.
1069
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,767
- I know that you have a history
1070
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,767
with Alyssa.
1071
00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:55,066
Has it gotten in the way so far
1072
00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:55,066
in the competition?
1073
00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:57,100
- It...kinda threw me.
1074
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,667
This Alyssa situation
1075
00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,567
is a distraction for me
1076
00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,567
right now.
1077
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,367
And I need to put it aside
1078
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,367
and focus on
1079
00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:04,967
what Coco's gonna present.
1080
00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,367
- All right, Coco.
1081
00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,367
- Thank you.
1082
00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,266
- You're taking a risk,
1083
00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,266
and I love it, so go for it.
1084
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,533
- Thanks, Ru.
1085
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:13,266
- Serena ChaCha.
1086
00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,266
- Hi, Ru.
1087
00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:15,700
- How long have you been
1088
00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:15,700
doing drag?
1089
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:16,834
- For three years.
1090
00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,867
Just turned 21,
1091
00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,867
just graduated art school.
1092
00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:20,166
I do performance art.
1093
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,867
- Performance art.
1094
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,867
- Yeah.
1095
00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:22,900
- Now, do you sew?
1096
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,967
- Yes, but there is
1097
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,967
a new art movement
1098
00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:26,734
called soft sculpture.
1099
00:30:26,734 --> 00:30:28,066
It's more about creating
1100
00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:30,767
a sculpture
1101
00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:30,767
rather than just tailoring.
1102
00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:32,266
- Well, that sounds great
1103
00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:32,266
on paper,
1104
00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:33,934
but what does it look like?
1105
00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:35,200
- It looks like this.
1106
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,667
- That scares me.
1107
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,266
- I'm trying to do detail
1108
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,266
first,
1109
00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:39,400
just like when you paint.
1110
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,066
- There's not a lot of time
1111
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,066
here, you know.
1112
00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:42,333
- A little scared about that.
1113
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,834
- And there's not a lot of dress
1114
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,834
over here either.
1115
00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:45,100
- No, it's still really abstract
1116
00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:45,100
right now,
1117
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,467
but I know it's gonna
1118
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,467
come together.
1119
00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,066
- Serena said she went
1120
00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,066
to art school.
1121
00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:50,700
She might want her money back.
1122
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,800
- I'm just surprised that
1123
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,800
you're so calm and collected,
1124
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,967
you know?
1125
00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:57,000
There's a lot of experienced
1126
00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:57,000
queens here
1127
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,467
who are a little further along
1128
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,467
in their execution
1129
00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,233
of their couture outfit.
1130
00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:02,867
- All I have to do is come up
1131
00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:02,867
with a whole
1132
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,900
performative aspect for my
1133
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,900
dress, and I'm totally calm.
1134
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,066
I know this is gonna work out.
1135
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,066
I totally do.
1136
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,967
- Well, listen, I know you got
1137
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,967
a lot of work to do here.
1138
00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,300
I can tell.
1139
00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,300
- I do.
1140
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,133
- So get back to it.
1141
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,133
- Okay, I will.
1142
00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:14,500
Thank you, Ru, I appreciate it.
1143
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,867
- All right.
1144
00:31:16,867 --> 00:31:18,467
Roxxxy Andrews!
1145
00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:19,900
- RuPaul!
1146
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,166
- Look at you, girl!
1147
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,300
- Girl, I'm rushing.
1148
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,734
- Do you sew?
1149
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,734
- I do sew.
1150
00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:25,133
You know, losing weight
1151
00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:25,133
when I was a kid,
1152
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,533
you know, I had to take
1153
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,533
a lot of my clothes in
1154
00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,066
'cause we didn't have
1155
00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,066
a lot of money.
1156
00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:29,700
- Now, have you recently lost
1157
00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:29,700
a lot of weight?
1158
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,333
- I did lose.
1159
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,333
I've lost like 70 pounds.
1160
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,900
- 70 pounds?
1161
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,900
- 70 pounds.
1162
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,066
- And how has that affected
1163
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,066
the way you dress
1164
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:36,633
and the way you feel?
1165
00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,834
- Well, girl, now I show
1166
00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,834
a little more body
1167
00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,066
than I used to be able to.
1168
00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:40,100
I used to be in eight corsets,
1169
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,867
ten girdles and not being able
1170
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,867
to breathe.
1171
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,567
I used to be a big-ger girl.
1172
00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:46,066
But I still consider myself
1173
00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:46,066
a girl
1174
00:31:46,066 --> 00:31:48,333
who's got a little meat
1175
00:31:46,066 --> 00:31:48,333
on her bones.
1176
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,266
And whether you're juicy, fat,
1177
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,266
whatever,
1178
00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:52,333
embrace what you got
1179
00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:52,333
and work with it.
1180
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:54,467
- You're not a big girl.
1181
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:54,467
You're a thick girl.
1182
00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,600
- I'm a thick...I'm juicy.
1183
00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,600
- Oh, okay!
1184
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,433
All right, I'm down with that.
1185
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,433
- Right?
1186
00:31:58,433 --> 00:32:00,867
- Listen, I'm gonna let you get
1187
00:31:58,433 --> 00:32:00,867
back to work here.
1188
00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:03,867
- Thank you, Ru.
1189
00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:03,867
- Thank you.
1190
00:32:03,867 --> 00:32:05,200
Penny Tration!
1191
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,500
- RuPaul!
1192
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,767
- Hi!
1193
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,767
You are our fan favorite.
1194
00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:10,767
The fans chose you.
1195
00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:12,600
- I know.
1196
00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:12,600
Which is amazing to me.
1197
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,934
I now have a true respect
1198
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,934
for politicians.
1199
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,333
All the begging and the pleading
1200
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,333
and the votes.
1201
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,100
- So tell me what you're doing.
1202
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,066
The silhouette has sort of
1203
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,066
a drop waist.
1204
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,567
- Yes, what I have
1205
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:23,567
is this crazy torso,
1206
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,400
so what I try and do
1207
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,400
is elongate it a bit,
1208
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,233
bring it down to my knees,
1209
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,233
and then...
1210
00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:30,233
- You bring your torso down
1211
00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:30,233
to your knees?
1212
00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,266
- Well, ish.
1213
00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:32,734
Make the length come down here.
1214
00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:33,834
- Uh-huh.
1215
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,767
Well, you know, you were very
1216
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,767
enterprising
1217
00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,767
in your campaigning
1218
00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,767
to get here,
1219
00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:39,800
so you've gotta be able
1220
00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:39,800
to translate that
1221
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,300
into your couture outfit.
1222
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,367
- Yes.
1223
00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:43,533
I am going for
1224
00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:46,533
a look that is more classic.
1225
00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,900
Penny Tration is not Lady Gaga
1226
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,400
and nor does she wanna be.
1227
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,467
- Bring it, mama.
1228
00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:52,700
- I'll do my best.
1229
00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:52,700
- All right.
1230
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,066
- Thanks, Ru.
1231
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,066
- Get to work.
1232
00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:57,767
The 49th state!
1233
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,867
Alaska.
1234
00:32:58,867 --> 00:32:59,834
- Hi.
1235
00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:01,200
- You're finally here.
1236
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,467
- I know, yay!
1237
00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:04,667
- How many times have you
1238
00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:04,667
auditioned for this show?
1239
00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,934
- Um, every time that
1240
00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,934
you're allowed to
1241
00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:09,967
and sometimes when you're not
1242
00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:09,967
even accepting applications.
1243
00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,667
- Well, you've worked so hard
1244
00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:13,667
to get here for so many years,
1245
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,767
and then I was a little bit
1246
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,767
surprised that, in the tank,
1247
00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:20,233
you sort of kind of gave up.
1248
00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,667
I just want to encourage you
1249
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,500
to just go for it
1250
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,500
every single time.
1251
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,133
Now, tell me, what are you
1252
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,133
working on?
1253
00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:30,066
- This is my plastic
1254
00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:30,066
evening gown.
1255
00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:31,233
- Uh-huh.
1256
00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:33,133
- I didn't wanna shy away
1257
00:33:31,233 --> 00:33:33,133
from making it look
1258
00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:34,467
like it came out
1259
00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:34,467
of a dumpster.
1260
00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:39,066
- Well, the challenge
1261
00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:39,066
is to turn trash into flash.
1262
00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:41,467
- Ru is looking at this
1263
00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:41,467
a little funny,
1264
00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,533
and I know I'm taking a risk.
1265
00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:44,934
I hope it's couture
1266
00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:45,867
enough.
1267
00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,700
I just see it in my brain.
1268
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,433
- Yeah. Okay.
1269
00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,233
I'm gonna let you
1270
00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,233
get back to work.
1271
00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:53,266
- Thank you.
1272
00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:55,200
- All right.
1273
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,133
All right, ladies, gather round.
1274
00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:01,567
Now, tomorrow, for your
1275
00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:01,567
RuPaullywood premiere,
1276
00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:03,867
our extra-special guest judges
1277
00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:07,200
will be my old friend
1278
00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:07,200
Mike Ruiz...
1279
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,800
- Yes!
1280
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,633
- And from The Real Housewives
1281
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,633
of Beverly Hills,
1282
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:16,200
your new BFF, Camille Grammer.
1283
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,266
[cheering]
1284
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:23,266
And you only get one chance
1285
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:23,266
to make a first impression.
1286
00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:25,667
So don't fuck it up.
1287
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:29,500
Coming up...
1288
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,767
- Little bitty Serena...
1289
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,734
she's fucking irritating
1290
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,734
the shit out of me.
1291
00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,066
- I have a feeling you just
1292
00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:35,066
like to be the only pretty one.
1293
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,600
- You're so immature, it's just
1294
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,600
really aggravating.
1295
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,200
- [laughing]
1296
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:49,767
- Oh!
1297
00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:50,734
- Here we go.
1298
00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:52,600
Let's get to work, ladies.
1299
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,667
- Today is our first
1300
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,667
elimination.
1301
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:56,834
Somebody's going home.
1302
00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:58,066
Somebody's lip syncing
1303
00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:58,066
for their life,
1304
00:34:58,066 --> 00:34:59,433
and it's kinda scary.
1305
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:04,767
- That's a lot of unique pieces
1306
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:04,767
of couture clothing.
1307
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:08,066
- I'm finna' get
1308
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:08,066
all nasty rich!
1309
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,900
You think Michelle
1310
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,900
would like that?
1311
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,200
Just pearls hanging off
1312
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,200
her boobs, baby.
1313
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,600
- Very you.
1314
00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,834
Very you.
1315
00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:20,633
- She likes to come over
1316
00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:20,633
and try to throw me off.
1317
00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:23,734
She used to do that when
1318
00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:23,734
we were in competition.
1319
00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:24,867
- Don't worry.
1320
00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:26,700
She thinks that
1321
00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:26,700
she is very fashion,
1322
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,066
but she dresses like a Dracula.
1323
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,867
- How are you feeling?
1324
00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,934
- I am, you know,
1325
00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,934
back and forth
1326
00:35:33,934 --> 00:35:35,900
between nervous and excited.
1327
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,166
- I'm not nervous at all.
1328
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,667
I don't know if I should feel
1329
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,667
bad for it
1330
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:40,767
or if I should feel nervous
1331
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:40,767
about not being nervous.
1332
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,367
- I always go by,
1333
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,367
if you're not nervous,
1334
00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,767
then there's something wrong.
1335
00:35:49,934 --> 00:35:52,500
- Time to put on Little House
1336
00:35:49,934 --> 00:35:52,500
on the Prairie.
1337
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,233
Category is "daytime realness."
1338
00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,800
- I see your
1339
00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,800
Laura Ingalls Wilder,
1340
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,233
and I give you Africa.
1341
00:35:57,233 --> 00:35:58,600
- She's Africa, all right.
1342
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,500
She's a muumuu.
1343
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,133
[laughter]
1344
00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:05,166
- Look, guys, it's a picture
1345
00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:05,166
of me and Noodles!
1346
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,500
- Aw, Noodles.
1347
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,500
- I miss her so much.
1348
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,100
- Um, Alaska, who's the top,
1349
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,100
and who's the bottom?
1350
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,233
- Is it competitive
1351
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,233
with you guys being together?
1352
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:16,066
Are you guys competitive
1353
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:16,066
against each other?
1354
00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:17,467
- Are you guys jealous
1355
00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:17,467
of each other?
1356
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,333
- Were you bitter last year?
1357
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,333
- Go on, don't lie.
1358
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,300
You can tell the truth.
1359
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,300
- We have so many questions.
1360
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,100
- I would have been.
1361
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,100
- Is it difficult?
1362
00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:27,834
- I mean, we...we have fights,
1363
00:36:27,834 --> 00:36:30,066
'cause it's two giant egos
1364
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,633
in one tiny house, so...
1365
00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:37,266
- And isn't Sharon the superstar
1366
00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:37,266
of the relationship now?
1367
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:39,667
- We had some difficult times
1368
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:39,667
last year.
1369
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,066
It was very hard.
1370
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,900
- Like when she was gone
1371
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,900
or like before she even left?
1372
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:49,066
- Before she left, while she
1373
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:49,066
was gone, after she got back.
1374
00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:52,166
We fought viciously
1375
00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:52,166
about her getting on
1376
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,066
Drag Race and me not.
1377
00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:55,867
I felt pain and rejection like
1378
00:36:55,867 --> 00:36:57,934
I've never felt in my life.
1379
00:36:57,934 --> 00:36:59,734
But as soon as that promo aired
1380
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:02,467
for last year, like showing who
1381
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:02,467
the cast was,
1382
00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:03,734
I just burst into tears...
1383
00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:04,967
- Aw!
1384
00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,700
- And I was like,
1385
00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,700
"I'm so proud of her."
1386
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,767
- That's so sweet.
1387
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,166
- Yeah, that's really classy.
1388
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,667
- I had to choose:
1389
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,667
Am I gonna be bitter
1390
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,066
or become her biggest fan?
1391
00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:14,266
And I made the right choice.
1392
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,367
- That's classy.
1393
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,934
- But at the same time,
1394
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,934
you're an artist,
1395
00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,333
so that must have been
1396
00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:18,333
difficult.
1397
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,467
[dramatic note]
1398
00:37:19,467 --> 00:37:20,433
- Yeah.
1399
00:37:20,433 --> 00:37:21,867
I feel the pressure,
1400
00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:25,834
seeing as Sharon just won
1401
00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:25,834
this competition.
1402
00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,667
It's a huge insecurity of mine.
1403
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,800
[sighs]
1404
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,767
If I was the first to go home,
1405
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:37,433
I would be absolutely
1406
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:37,433
just devastated.
1407
00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:38,567
I would feel like I'd
1408
00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:42,333
let my family down
1409
00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:42,333
and let myself down.
1410
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:45,567
[upbeat music]
1411
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,300
- [off-key]
1412
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,300
* Oh ah ah *
1413
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,367
- Okay.
1414
00:37:53,367 --> 00:37:54,467
- * Ah *
1415
00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:55,633
- All right.
1416
00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:57,100
- * Ah *
1417
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,300
- That was just right next
1418
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,300
to my ear.
1419
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,700
- That one's gonna bug me...
1420
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,166
that little one.
1421
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,934
She's already starting to bug.
1422
00:38:03,934 --> 00:38:05,633
Little bitty Serena...
1423
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,367
she's kinda irritating,
1424
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,367
and by "kinda,"
1425
00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,600
I mean she's fucking irritating
1426
00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,600
the shit out of me...
1427
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,600
on a constant.
1428
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,367
- I was born and raised
1429
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,367
in the republic of Panama.
1430
00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,533
- Where is Panama?
1431
00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,200
- It's in between Colombia
1432
00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,200
and Costa Rica.
1433
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,500
It's one of the number one
1434
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,500
retirement homes for Americans.
1435
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,367
You should consider
1436
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,367
going there.
1437
00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:23,900
- Not if they're all like you.
1438
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,600
all: Ooh!
1439
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,200
- Yeah, 'cause your mouth
1440
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,200
doesn't shut.
1441
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200
- Oh, okay.
1442
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,700
- It wears thin very quickly.
1443
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:32,800
- You know, I have a feeling
1444
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,900
you just like to be
1445
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,900
the only pretty one.
1446
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,233
- I just think you're annoying.
1447
00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,834
- I can handle annoying.
1448
00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:40,166
- I can't.
1449
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,200
Serena tries to read bitches
1450
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,300
like she can.
1451
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:44,266
She is loud,
1452
00:38:44,266 --> 00:38:45,567
she won't shut her mouth,
1453
00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,133
and I have had it with her.
1454
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,467
- There's funny, and there's
1455
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,467
just like blunt rudeness.
1456
00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,967
- Can you not take it?
1457
00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,967
Is that why?
1458
00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:53,133
- Oh, honey, I can take it.
1459
00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,834
You're just, like, so immature,
1460
00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:56,166
it's just really aggravating.
1461
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,166
- I'm sorry.
1462
00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,600
You're only 21 once,
1463
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,533
and you only audition
1464
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,533
for this thing once being 21
1465
00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:02,967
and get in right away once.
1466
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:04,767
- And then you think
1467
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:04,767
because you're younger,
1468
00:39:04,767 --> 00:39:05,934
you think that's an advantage,
1469
00:39:05,934 --> 00:39:07,433
when we've all done drag
1470
00:39:05,934 --> 00:39:07,433
longer, so...
1471
00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:09,100
- Does it bother you
1472
00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:09,100
I keep saying I'm 21?
1473
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,967
- Well, no, not at all, I mean,
1474
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,967
because honestly,
1475
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,834
I look just as young as you,
1476
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,834
but you just...
1477
00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:16,166
- Are you sure about that?
1478
00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:16,166
- Ooh!
1479
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,567
- Easy!
1480
00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:19,633
- Girl, you ain't that pretty.
1481
00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:22,967
Cover girl,
1482
00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:22,967
don't cover boy, baby.
1483
00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:24,834
- Go home, Jade.
1484
00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,900
Go home.
1485
00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,900
Just go home.
1486
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,166
Well, girls, we will see.
1487
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,200
- We shall see.
1488
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:38,400
- [laughing]
1489
00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:55,600
Welcome to the main stage
1490
00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:55,600
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
1491
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,967
From Jersey to L.A.,
1492
00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:01,667
it's my bi-coastal buddy
1493
00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:01,667
Michelle Visage.
1494
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,967
- Can you believe
1495
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,967
it's season five?
1496
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,734
- Wow!
1497
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,734
- Gorgeous.
1498
00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:09,233
- And my favorite leading man,
1499
00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:09,233
Santino Rice.
1500
00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:10,700
- You've come a long way, baby.
1501
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,433
- Welcome, darling.
1502
00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:15,533
And fab photographer Mike Ruiz.
1503
00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:18,166
- What's up?
1504
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,667
- And the very glamorous
1505
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,667
Camille Grammer is here!
1506
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,300
- Hello, Ru.
1507
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,700
- Now, I hear they're letting
1508
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,700
drag queens shop
1509
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,033
in Beverly Hills.
1510
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,367
- Oh, Ru, we've been doing that
1511
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,367
for years.
1512
00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:30,734
[laughter]
1513
00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:34,867
- This week, it's a classic tale
1514
00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:34,867
of drags to riches
1515
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:38,967
as we challenged our queens
1516
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:38,967
to turn Beverly Hills trash
1517
00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:41,033
into Tinseltown class.
1518
00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:43,033
Now they're ready to make
1519
00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:46,567
their RuPaullywood
1520
00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:46,567
red carpet debut.
1521
00:40:46,567 --> 00:40:48,867
Gentlemen, start your engines,
1522
00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:52,066
and may the best woman win.
1523
00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:53,300
- Coming up...
1524
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,467
- The shape is all wrong
1525
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,467
for you.
1526
00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:56,000
You're gonna get lost in it.
1527
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600
- It was makeup for me.
1528
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600
It was just awful.
1529
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,066
- Make a silhouette
1530
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,066
and perfect it.
1531
00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:04,133
- Hello.
1532
00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:04,133
- Is that too much to ask?
1533
00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:07,166
- [laughing]
1534
00:41:10,266 --> 00:41:13,066
- Commence shake...down.
1535
00:41:13,066 --> 00:41:16,633
First up, the queen on
1536
00:41:13,066 --> 00:41:16,633
everyone's lips...
1537
00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,934
Roxxxy Andrews.
1538
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,266
Foxy Roxxxy.
1539
00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:21,667
- Ooh,
1540
00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:21,667
and the hips don't lie.
1541
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:22,767
- Aww...
1542
00:41:22,767 --> 00:41:24,567
- I'm walking down the runway,
1543
00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,400
giving them a little bit of hip
1544
00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,400
and body...bam!
1545
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,166
This is exactly what I would
1546
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,166
wear to an awards show.
1547
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:32,200
- All that ass.
1548
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,867
- Like to spend a night
1549
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,867
in the Roxxxy.
1550
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,233
- She has a huge opening...
1551
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,233
weekend.
1552
00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,166
And her box office
1553
00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,166
ain't bad either.
1554
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,800
[laughter]
1555
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,500
Jinkx Monsoon.
1556
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,867
- I'm ready for my close-up,
1557
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,300
Mr. Demille.
1558
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:50,133
- I'm serving 100% aquamarine
1559
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,433
Grecian red carpet couture.
1560
00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,934
I am in heaven right now.
1561
00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:56,300
- I dream of Jinkx.
1562
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,066
- Loofah, my ass!
1563
00:41:58,066 --> 00:42:00,333
[laughter]
1564
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,467
Detox on the red carpet.
1565
00:42:02,467 --> 00:42:05,900
Oh, it's severe up in here.
1566
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,300
- Well, now we know where
1567
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,300
last season's backdrop went.
1568
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:09,467
- Yes!
1569
00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:11,333
- I'm serving
1570
00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:11,333
Jem and the Holograms,
1571
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,600
acid punk,
1572
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,600
going to the Met gala,
1573
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,433
and I feel really sexy
1574
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,433
and gorgeous.
1575
00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,900
- Just another day in Hollywood.
1576
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,767
She's detoxing from crack,
1577
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,767
by the way.
1578
00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:22,066
[laughter]
1579
00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:24,834
Ivy Winters!
1580
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,700
The ladyboy in red.
1581
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,767
- I feel really amazing
1582
00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:29,066
because I know that
1583
00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:29,066
the garment
1584
00:42:29,066 --> 00:42:31,333
is completely hand-stitched,
1585
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:34,133
and it's Hollywood
1586
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:34,133
red carpet couture.
1587
00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,066
- Isn't she giving Jean Kasem
1588
00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,066
and...
1589
00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:38,166
- And Janice Dickinson.
1590
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,600
- Janice Dickinson.
1591
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,600
- Yes.
1592
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,600
- Let's have lunch at the Ivy.
1593
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,400
For your consideration,
1594
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,400
Honey Mahogany.
1595
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,867
- LaBeija.
1596
00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:48,500
- I'm serving Iman,
1597
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,367
and I'm stomping my heart out
1598
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,367
down the runway.
1599
00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:54,066
- The men love me,
1600
00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:54,066
the women love me.
1601
00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:55,834
[laughter]
1602
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,533
- You can catch more flies with
1603
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,533
Honey Mahogany.
1604
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,900
Jade Jolie.
1605
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,333
- I can see her
1606
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,333
peacock-cock-cock.
1607
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,734
- [imitates NBC chimes]
1608
00:43:05,734 --> 00:43:07,900
[laughter]
1609
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:11,567
- I'm serving the judges up
1610
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:11,567
red sequins in your face.
1611
00:43:11,567 --> 00:43:12,900
[giggles]
1612
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:15,066
I am a million bucks,
1613
00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:17,066
and nothing can bring me down
1614
00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:17,066
right now.
1615
00:43:17,066 --> 00:43:19,233
- Here's lookin' at you, kid.
1616
00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:20,734
Alyssa Edwards.
1617
00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:22,066
Wow.
1618
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,333
- She's all about the drama.
1619
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:24,900
- It's very drama-filled.
1620
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,100
- The bird flew the coop
1621
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,100
on this one.
1622
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:28,600
- Yes.
1623
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,934
- I'm serving dark and twisted
1624
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,934
Alyssa Edwards realness.
1625
00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:34,233
My blood is flowing
1626
00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:34,233
and my heart is pumping,
1627
00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:36,633
and my mind is in it
1628
00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:36,633
to win it.
1629
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:38,066
- Somebody took the Black Swan
1630
00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:39,367
and mated with the matador.
1631
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:42,433
- And now we've got bird flu.
1632
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:42,433
- Yes.
1633
00:43:42,433 --> 00:43:43,900
Penny Tration.
1634
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,834
- [laughs]
1635
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,834
Yes, please.
1636
00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:47,200
- Penny for your thoughts.
1637
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,200
- I'm walking slow and letting
1638
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,233
them take
1639
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,233
all the Penny Tration in.
1640
00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,667
And I make sure
1641
00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:52,667
they can get to see
1642
00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:54,467
the backside of Penny Tration.
1643
00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,834
- You better sissy that walk,
1644
00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,834
girl.
1645
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:56,934
- All right!
1646
00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,767
- You better sissy that walk.
1647
00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,767
- Hey!
1648
00:43:58,767 --> 00:44:00,400
- I wonder if she has a twin.
1649
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,867
She'd be double Penny Tration.
1650
00:44:01,867 --> 00:44:03,867
[laughter]
1651
00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:05,667
- Coco Montrese.
1652
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,066
- Action!
1653
00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:08,900
- She is ready for her close-up.
1654
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,567
- Somebody blow into those
1655
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,567
bullhorns.
1656
00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:12,066
- I know.
1657
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,800
- I'm booking it down
1658
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,800
the runway,
1659
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,967
giving it to you.
1660
00:44:14,967 --> 00:44:17,900
I am serving you
1661
00:44:14,967 --> 00:44:17,900
old Hollywood.
1662
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:20,567
White woman fish, baby!
1663
00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:21,934
- Now, she's a drag queen,
1664
00:44:21,934 --> 00:44:23,934
but she really wants to direct.
1665
00:44:23,934 --> 00:44:25,767
- Don't we all?
1666
00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:28,266
You, on top.
1667
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,100
- Vivienne Pinay.
1668
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,100
- Oh!
1669
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,100
- Oooh!
1670
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,467
- Cache spokeswoman.
1671
00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:34,767
- Uh-huh.
1672
00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:37,533
- I'm giving face,
1673
00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:37,533
and I'm giving body.
1674
00:44:37,533 --> 00:44:38,834
Hands down, I am the fishiest
1675
00:44:38,834 --> 00:44:40,500
bitch in this competition.
1676
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,967
- Very J.Lo.
1677
00:44:41,967 --> 00:44:44,333
- Mwah!
1678
00:44:41,967 --> 00:44:44,333
Box office gold.
1679
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:47,600
She's ready
1680
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:47,600
for the casting couch.
1681
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,233
The 49th state...Alaska.
1682
00:44:50,233 --> 00:44:51,700
all: Oh!
1683
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,834
- That's gorgeous.
1684
00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:55,800
- Is that a Birkin bag
1685
00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:55,800
or a Glad bag?
1686
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,066
[laughter]
1687
00:44:57,066 --> 00:44:59,233
- So that dress is made of
1688
00:44:57,066 --> 00:44:59,233
plastic,
1689
00:44:59,233 --> 00:45:00,633
but I am treating it
1690
00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:03,367
like the most expensive
1691
00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:03,367
couture gown ever.
1692
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:04,800
And I just wiggle my way down
1693
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,967
the runway as best I can.
1694
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,467
- She must have
1695
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,467
a really big dog.
1696
00:45:10,467 --> 00:45:13,166
[laughter]
1697
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,433
Alaska.
1698
00:45:14,433 --> 00:45:16,300
Oh, dear, I can see Russia
1699
00:45:14,433 --> 00:45:16,300
from here.
1700
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,266
- Is that Sarah Palin
1701
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,266
in that dress?
1702
00:45:18,266 --> 00:45:19,700
- It's Saran Palin.
1703
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:21,700
[laughter]
1704
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,133
Lineysha Sparx.
1705
00:45:23,133 --> 00:45:24,767
- Ooh, glamour.
1706
00:45:24,767 --> 00:45:26,200
- Balenciaga!
1707
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,700
- Yes.
1708
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,700
- She's really working it.
1709
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,967
- That's how she walks
1710
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,967
to the grocery store.
1711
00:45:29,967 --> 00:45:31,333
What are you talking about?
1712
00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:34,967
- My dress is full extravaganza,
1713
00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:37,233
and my design is flawless.
1714
00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,367
- And she's got a shoe
1715
00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,367
on her head.
1716
00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:41,066
- Oh, yeah!
1717
00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:42,767
- She has a foot up
1718
00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:42,767
on the others.
1719
00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:44,467
- She does, she's pumped up
1720
00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:44,467
the volume,
1721
00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:45,667
I'll tell you that.
1722
00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,066
She's got Lisa Vanderpump
1723
00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,066
on her mind.
1724
00:45:48,066 --> 00:45:50,066
[laughter]
1725
00:45:50,066 --> 00:45:52,367
Monica Beverly Hillz.
1726
00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:53,800
- Ooh! Look at those legs.
1727
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,700
Legs forever!
1728
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:58,233
- I'm feeling extra,
1729
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:58,233
extra fishy.
1730
00:45:58,233 --> 00:46:00,166
My legs are bronzed
1731
00:45:58,233 --> 00:46:00,166
for the gods,
1732
00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:01,767
and I'm just eating it all up.
1733
00:46:01,767 --> 00:46:04,266
- She is serving Lady Miss Kier
1734
00:46:01,767 --> 00:46:04,266
in the face...you see that?
1735
00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:06,433
- Yes, she is, meets Lil Kim.
1736
00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:07,967
- Lady Miss Kim.
1737
00:46:07,967 --> 00:46:10,800
Serena ChaCha!
1738
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,834
- Hey!
1739
00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:13,133
- From Panama!
1740
00:46:13,133 --> 00:46:14,300
- Panama City, Florida?
1741
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:15,800
- Panama City, Florida...
1742
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,166
- Via the Suez Canal.
1743
00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:18,233
- Yes.
1744
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,400
[laughter]
1745
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,967
- Serena ChaCha
1746
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,967
is a drag scholar.
1747
00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:23,100
I feel avant-garde, couture,
1748
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:26,066
editorial, like some sort of
1749
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:26,066
surreal painting.
1750
00:46:26,066 --> 00:46:28,467
I'm giving them something
1751
00:46:26,066 --> 00:46:28,467
different.
1752
00:46:28,467 --> 00:46:30,066
- It's like Shakira meets...
1753
00:46:30,066 --> 00:46:31,433
- Pinocchio?
1754
00:46:31,433 --> 00:46:33,200
- Who you calling a lederhosen?
1755
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,633
[laughter]
1756
00:46:34,633 --> 00:46:36,600
- Cha cha cha!
1757
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,567
Welcome, ladies.
1758
00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,867
Based on your Hollywood splash
1759
00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,867
photo session
1760
00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:48,967
and your red carpet
1761
00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:48,967
couture presentation,
1762
00:46:48,967 --> 00:46:52,100
I've made some decisions.
1763
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:56,200
When I call your name, please
1764
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:56,200
step forward.
1765
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,700
Jinkx Monsoon.
1766
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,667
Detox.
1767
00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:03,200
Honey Mahogany.
1768
00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:09,100
Monica Beverly Hillz.
1769
00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:10,700
Vivienne Pinay.
1770
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,066
Alyssa Edwards.
1771
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:20,066
Coco Montrese.
1772
00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:23,266
To be America's next
1773
00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:23,266
drag superstar,
1774
00:47:23,266 --> 00:47:24,834
you need to snatch
1775
00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:28,433
the world's attention
1776
00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:28,433
at every turn.
1777
00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:32,433
And unfortunately tonight...
1778
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,600
you are...
1779
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,166
the S word.
1780
00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:37,233
Safe.
1781
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,800
- I didn't come to this
1782
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,800
competition just to be safe.
1783
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,767
I am here to show people
1784
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,767
I still got it.
1785
00:47:46,767 --> 00:47:50,600
- Anyone who says it's an honor
1786
00:47:46,767 --> 00:47:50,600
just to be nominated...
1787
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,467
is one lying bitch.
1788
00:47:54,467 --> 00:47:56,834
You may leave the stage.
1789
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,266
Oh, ladies...
1790
00:48:01,266 --> 00:48:02,767
one more thing.
1791
00:48:02,767 --> 00:48:05,066
Don't call us.
1792
00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:08,300
We'll call you.
1793
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,900
That's all.
1794
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,300
Coming up...
1795
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,066
- I'm wanting to like pull
1796
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,066
things off of you
1797
00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:21,934
just so I can see more
1798
00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:21,934
of who's underneath there.
1799
00:48:21,934 --> 00:48:24,066
- What's exposed just looks
1800
00:48:21,934 --> 00:48:24,066
like boy.
1801
00:48:24,066 --> 00:48:26,066
It was all a mess.
1802
00:48:26,066 --> 00:48:27,767
- The time has come...
1803
00:48:27,767 --> 00:48:30,934
for you to lip sync...
1804
00:48:30,934 --> 00:48:33,400
for your life.
1805
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,767
[laughing]
1806
00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:45,100
Ladies, you represent the best
1807
00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:45,100
and the worst of the week.
1808
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,734
It's time for the judges'
1809
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,734
critiques.
1810
00:48:47,734 --> 00:48:50,066
First up, Roxxxy Andrews.
1811
00:48:50,066 --> 00:48:52,066
- Out of all the dresses,
1812
00:48:50,066 --> 00:48:52,066
this is the one
1813
00:48:52,066 --> 00:48:53,533
that I would be wearing.
1814
00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:56,066
Absolutely gorgeous.
1815
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,300
- Everything you've done
1816
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,300
was just perfect to your curves,
1817
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,734
and you revealed enough skin
1818
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,734
to keep it classy.
1819
00:49:01,734 --> 00:49:03,333
Look at that!
1820
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:05,133
- You just wanna show your ass.
1821
00:49:05,133 --> 00:49:06,200
- [laughs]
1822
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,600
- I don't know
1823
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,600
if you guys noticed,
1824
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,367
but when I showed you my shoes,
1825
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,367
they're RuPaul shoes.
1826
00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:11,500
- I noticed.
1827
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,400
- And I found them
1828
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,400
in the dumpster.
1829
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,867
- What?
1830
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,867
- What?
1831
00:49:14,867 --> 00:49:16,233
- Who would throw those away?
1832
00:49:16,233 --> 00:49:17,233
- I don't know.
1833
00:49:17,233 --> 00:49:18,600
- Thank you, Roxxxy.
1834
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,867
Next up, Ivy Winters!
1835
00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:22,200
- Ivy.
1836
00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:22,200
Ooh!
1837
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,567
- This dress is absolutely
1838
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,567
gorgeous.
1839
00:49:24,567 --> 00:49:25,667
You sewed this whole thing?
1840
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,066
- I did. I hand-stitched it
1841
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,066
completely.
1842
00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:29,133
- I was looking at you
1843
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,700
and I'm like,
1844
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,700
where's the trash?
1845
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:34,066
You kinda have to bring in
1846
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:34,066
some kind of
1847
00:49:34,066 --> 00:49:37,467
unconventional material
1848
00:49:34,066 --> 00:49:37,467
into this challenge.
1849
00:49:37,467 --> 00:49:39,200
- Thank you, Ivy Winters.
1850
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,333
Next up, Jade Jolie.
1851
00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:42,600
- Hey, Ru, hey!
1852
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,667
- You have the sweetest,
1853
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,667
softest voice.
1854
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,734
- [deep voice] You've never
1855
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,734
said that to me, Mike.
1856
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:48,367
[laughter]
1857
00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,367
- I'm wanting to like pull
1858
00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:50,367
things off of you
1859
00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:53,100
just so I can see more
1860
00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:53,100
of who's underneath there.
1861
00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:57,166
There's too many details all
1862
00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:57,166
crying out for my attention.
1863
00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,767
- This is very much my
1864
00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,767
personality,
1865
00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,400
kinda like taste
1866
00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,400
the crazy rainbow kinda girl.
1867
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,834
- What does the rainbow
1868
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,834
taste like?
1869
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:03,967
- Butterflies and unicorns?
1870
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,734
- Yeah. Lisa Frank,
1871
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,734
all that good stuff.
1872
00:50:05,734 --> 00:50:06,900
- Oh, I love it!
1873
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,000
You are just a cute little
1874
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,000
thing, aren't you?
1875
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,133
- You're a cute little thing.
1876
00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:12,600
- I could eat you up
1877
00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:12,600
in one bite. Argg!
1878
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,033
- All right, thank you, Jade.
1879
00:50:14,033 --> 00:50:16,400
Next up, Penny Tration.
1880
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,300
What do you got to say for
1881
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,300
yourself?
1882
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:19,333
- I'm so glad to be here.
1883
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,467
There's a lot to see.
1884
00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:22,333
Take a look.
1885
00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:23,967
- I think with the dress,
1886
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,767
it starts to fall apart
1887
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,767
after the bust line.
1888
00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:29,433
The left and the right look like
1889
00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:29,433
different shapes.
1890
00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:31,633
- I just think if you took this
1891
00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:31,633
front slit
1892
00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,200
and made it into a side slit,
1893
00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,200
I think it would have
1894
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,533
been just more flattering.
1895
00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:41,900
- One thing I notice is,
1896
00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:41,900
your shading is very dark.
1897
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,600
Black, dare I say.
1898
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,100
- The black on the side looks
1899
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,100
like a sideburn almost.
1900
00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:50,667
- Next up, Alaska.
1901
00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:52,367
- Hi.
1902
00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:52,367
- Hi.
1903
00:50:52,367 --> 00:50:55,100
Now, did you have any difficulty
1904
00:50:52,367 --> 00:50:55,100
putting this outfit together?
1905
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,467
- Getting it on my body.
1906
00:50:56,467 --> 00:50:58,033
I don't have a zipper.
1907
00:50:58,033 --> 00:51:00,200
You can't really sew into
1908
00:50:58,033 --> 00:51:00,200
plastic.
1909
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200
- You know, the thing is,
1910
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200
you can take something
1911
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,433
that costs nothing
1912
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,433
and turn it into something
1913
00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:06,066
that looks like
1914
00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:06,066
a million dollars.
1915
00:51:06,066 --> 00:51:07,266
And you did it tonight.
1916
00:51:07,266 --> 00:51:08,433
- Thank you.
1917
00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:09,500
- Why no earrings?
1918
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,633
- I lost them in the dumpster.
1919
00:51:10,633 --> 00:51:12,567
[laughter]
1920
00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:15,133
- I like the way you have
1921
00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:15,133
accessorized it.
1922
00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:17,066
I don't think you need
1923
00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:17,066
anything more,
1924
00:51:17,066 --> 00:51:18,867
'cause you've got
1925
00:51:17,066 --> 00:51:18,867
a lot of shimmer going on
1926
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,567
because of the plastic
1927
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,567
Saran Wrap.
1928
00:51:20,567 --> 00:51:21,900
- Thank you.
1929
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:24,834
- Next up, Lineysha Sparx.
1930
00:51:24,834 --> 00:51:27,066
- Puerto Rico in the house.
1931
00:51:27,066 --> 00:51:28,066
- Que bella.
1932
00:51:28,066 --> 00:51:30,200
This is really elegant.
1933
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,467
What is that?
1934
00:51:31,467 --> 00:51:32,567
- It's wallpaper, actually.
1935
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,567
- Is it really?
1936
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,567
- Yes.
1937
00:51:33,567 --> 00:51:34,600
- It's brilliant.
1938
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,934
- I mean, really impressed
1939
00:51:35,934 --> 00:51:37,433
because that is not an easy
1940
00:51:37,433 --> 00:51:38,667
thing to work with.
1941
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:41,367
And you made it look
1942
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:41,367
really couture.
1943
00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:43,533
- I love the shoe as well
1944
00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:43,533
in your hair.
1945
00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:44,834
- Yes.
1946
00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:44,834
- Repurposed.
1947
00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:46,367
- That's really using
1948
00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:46,367
your head.
1949
00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:47,633
[laughter]
1950
00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:51,066
- I love the way you've created
1951
00:51:47,633 --> 00:51:51,066
this piece.
1952
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:54,266
- This is because if I need to
1953
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:54,266
do the lip synch,
1954
00:51:54,266 --> 00:51:55,266
I can do it like this.
1955
00:51:55,266 --> 00:51:56,266
[singing gibberish]
1956
00:51:56,266 --> 00:51:58,066
[laughter]
1957
00:51:58,066 --> 00:51:59,667
- Thank you, Lineysha.
1958
00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:01,567
Serena ChaCha.
1959
00:52:01,567 --> 00:52:02,633
- Hola.
1960
00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,900
- I had a little bit
1961
00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,900
of an issue
1962
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,834
with what you're wearing;
1963
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,834
I'm not gonna lie.
1964
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:06,934
The shape is all wrong for you.
1965
00:52:06,934 --> 00:52:08,767
You're gonna get lost in it.
1966
00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:10,934
And then what's exposed
1967
00:52:08,767 --> 00:52:10,934
just looks like boy.
1968
00:52:10,934 --> 00:52:13,834
- It looks like you've done
1969
00:52:10,934 --> 00:52:13,834
your makeup
1970
00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:15,667
in a lighter shade
1971
00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:15,667
than your body.
1972
00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,066
And it almost looks like
1973
00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,066
if you pulled the head
1974
00:52:18,066 --> 00:52:20,633
off of one doll
1975
00:52:18,066 --> 00:52:20,633
and put it onto the body of,
1976
00:52:20,633 --> 00:52:22,567
like, a G.I. Joe figure.
1977
00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:26,066
And this collar really adds this
1978
00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:26,066
big weight
1979
00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:29,767
around your neck that separates
1980
00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:29,767
your head from your body.
1981
00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:33,567
- Can I see it without
1982
00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:33,567
the neck thing?
1983
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:35,333
- It looks so much prettier.
1984
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,767
- I wanna say that I'm open for
1985
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,767
all the criticism.
1986
00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,066
And I'm making sure to put it
1987
00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,066
toward the next challenge,
1988
00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:41,767
whatever that may be.
1989
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,734
- All right.
1990
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,734
Well, thank you.
1991
00:52:43,734 --> 00:52:46,066
Well, ladies, I think we've
1992
00:52:43,734 --> 00:52:46,066
heard enough.
1993
00:52:46,066 --> 00:52:49,066
While you enjoy
1994
00:52:46,066 --> 00:52:49,066
an Absolut cocktail
1995
00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,233
in the Interior Illusions
1996
00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,233
lounge,
1997
00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:53,700
the judges and I
1998
00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:53,700
will deliberate.
1999
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,467
You may leave the stage.
2000
00:52:56,467 --> 00:52:57,934
All right, kids.
2001
00:52:57,934 --> 00:53:01,066
Just between us "goils"...
2002
00:53:01,066 --> 00:53:03,867
let's start with Roxxxy Andrews.
2003
00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:07,767
- Roxxxy had a very convincing
2004
00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:07,767
couture red carpet look
2005
00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:12,867
and a great blend of fabrics
2006
00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:12,867
and unconventional materials.
2007
00:53:12,867 --> 00:53:15,233
- She combined goth with glam.
2008
00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:17,367
And I thought she looked great.
2009
00:53:17,367 --> 00:53:18,734
- Completely thought-out.
2010
00:53:18,734 --> 00:53:21,967
Like she knows what her shape
2011
00:53:18,734 --> 00:53:21,967
is all about.
2012
00:53:21,967 --> 00:53:24,867
- I do have a con
2013
00:53:21,967 --> 00:53:24,867
with Roxxxy Andrews.
2014
00:53:24,867 --> 00:53:27,533
I wanted to see more ass.
2015
00:53:27,533 --> 00:53:29,233
- [laughs]
2016
00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:31,500
- Ivy Winters.
2017
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,066
- I mean, the dress
2018
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,066
was beautiful.
2019
00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:35,367
But I really couldn't stop
2020
00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:35,367
looking at her hair
2021
00:53:35,367 --> 00:53:36,533
because I just didn't like it,
2022
00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,433
'cause this gown was
2023
00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,433
so "elegwent"...
2024
00:53:38,433 --> 00:53:39,433
"eloguent."
2025
00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:40,800
- You real "eloguent."
2026
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,266
- That's my new word.
2027
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,266
- You speak "eloguent."
2028
00:53:42,266 --> 00:53:44,066
- "Eloguent."
2029
00:53:42,266 --> 00:53:44,066
- Talk about couture.
2030
00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:45,567
I mean, she hand-stitched
2031
00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:45,567
that dress.
2032
00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:48,300
- As beautiful as the dress was,
2033
00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:48,300
where's the trash?
2034
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,400
I didn't get that same kind of
2035
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,400
feeling that I get
2036
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,633
when I look at Alaska
2037
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,633
or Lineysha.
2038
00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:54,967
- Lineysha's "eloguent."
2039
00:53:54,967 --> 00:53:56,266
- [laughs]
2040
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,633
All right, let's move on to
2041
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,633
Jade Jolie.
2042
00:53:59,633 --> 00:54:02,467
My goodness, Jade Jolie.
2043
00:53:59,633 --> 00:54:02,467
She had a lot on.
2044
00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:05,967
- I can't really tell where
2045
00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:05,967
her taste level is because...
2046
00:54:05,967 --> 00:54:07,767
- I think you can.
2047
00:54:05,967 --> 00:54:07,767
I think you can.
2048
00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:10,767
- She has a very fantastical
2049
00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:10,767
sort of outlook on life
2050
00:54:10,767 --> 00:54:12,667
about rainbows and unicorns
2051
00:54:10,767 --> 00:54:12,667
and all.
2052
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:15,734
But I just don't think
2053
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:15,734
it was very well executed.
2054
00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:19,266
- Let's talk about
2055
00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:19,266
Penny Tration.
2056
00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:20,934
- She came out
2057
00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:20,934
with a great attitude.
2058
00:54:20,934 --> 00:54:22,200
I get the whole Mae West kinda,
2059
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,900
"Come up and see me sometime"
2060
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,900
thing going on.
2061
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:28,066
But then you kinda scroll down
2062
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:28,066
a little bit.
2063
00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:29,166
- The padding was asymmetrical.
2064
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,900
It looked like she had
2065
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,900
a tilted pelvis.
2066
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,400
Somebody call the osteopath
2067
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,400
or something.
2068
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,600
- [laughs]
2069
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,233
- Make a silhouette
2070
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,233
and perfect it.
2071
00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,533
- Hello.
2072
00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,533
- Is that too much to ask?
2073
00:54:38,533 --> 00:54:40,066
- It is not.
2074
00:54:38,533 --> 00:54:40,066
You could be a big girl,
2075
00:54:40,066 --> 00:54:42,133
make those proportions
2076
00:54:40,066 --> 00:54:42,133
work for you
2077
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,300
and actually look couture,
2078
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,300
and she didn't.
2079
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,834
- Yeah, but it was the makeup
2080
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,834
for me.
2081
00:54:46,834 --> 00:54:47,934
It was just awful.
2082
00:54:47,934 --> 00:54:49,667
- That was probably
2083
00:54:47,934 --> 00:54:49,667
the best part, Camille.
2084
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:50,800
[laughter]
2085
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,166
- All right, let's head on
2086
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,567
to the 49th state,
2087
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,567
Alaska.
2088
00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:57,600
- I wasn't really expecting much
2089
00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:57,600
from Alaska
2090
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,767
based on her performance
2091
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,767
in the photo shoot.
2092
00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:02,367
But a little Saran Wrap
2093
00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:02,367
went a long way tonight.
2094
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,066
The only thing is, it should've
2095
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,066
had a little slit
2096
00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:05,967
'cause she had some difficulty
2097
00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:05,967
walking in it.
2098
00:55:05,967 --> 00:55:08,533
- My one thing was,
2099
00:55:05,967 --> 00:55:08,533
I would've loved to have seen
2100
00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:10,066
sparkly earrings up on that.
2101
00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:12,800
- Well, Michelle,
2102
00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:12,800
Alaska's not from New Jersey.
2103
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,400
- [laughs]
2104
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,600
- All right, let's move on
2105
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,600
to Lineysha Sparx.
2106
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,767
- What a gorgeous face
2107
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,767
on this one.
2108
00:55:19,767 --> 00:55:20,900
- Yes.
2109
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,367
- The gown was absolutely
2110
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,367
gorgeous.
2111
00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,900
And when we found out that
2112
00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,900
it was wallpaper,
2113
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,367
I was even more impressed.
2114
00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:28,333
- And to put a shoe, a pump,
2115
00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:28,333
in her hair,
2116
00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:30,200
I thought that was really fun
2117
00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:30,200
and whimsical.
2118
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,400
- You're right.
2119
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,767
And it could've very easily been
2120
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,767
a disaster.
2121
00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:36,300
- But all in all, she's what
2122
00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:36,300
we call a TP.
2123
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,066
- A total package,
2124
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,066
that's right.
2125
00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:43,800
Let's talk ChaCha,
2126
00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:43,800
as in Serena ChaCha.
2127
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,834
- Oh, God.
2128
00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:47,533
She literally
2129
00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:47,533
was drag Pinocchio.
2130
00:55:47,533 --> 00:55:49,133
It was lederhosen.
2131
00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:51,367
It was really like I was waiting
2132
00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:51,367
for yodeling.
2133
00:55:51,367 --> 00:55:53,734
It was all just a mess.
2134
00:55:53,734 --> 00:55:54,867
- She was showing so much of
2135
00:55:54,867 --> 00:55:56,867
this kind of, like,
2136
00:55:54,867 --> 00:55:56,867
oiled up chest.
2137
00:55:56,867 --> 00:55:59,633
- And it was like a little boy
2138
00:55:56,867 --> 00:55:59,633
with a costume on.
2139
00:55:59,633 --> 00:56:01,300
- I think that
2140
00:55:59,633 --> 00:56:01,300
she has to start thinking
2141
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,533
about her tiny, little body
2142
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,533
and the way she's gonna
2143
00:56:04,533 --> 00:56:06,333
execute her fashions.
2144
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,667
- Well, she executed this
2145
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,667
fashion.
2146
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,066
[laughter]
2147
00:56:10,066 --> 00:56:11,266
- She sure did.
2148
00:56:11,266 --> 00:56:13,066
- Silence!
2149
00:56:13,066 --> 00:56:15,233
I've made my decision.
2150
00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:20,066
Bring back my girls.
2151
00:56:20,066 --> 00:56:24,066
[laughing]
2152
00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:28,133
Welcome back, ladies.
2153
00:56:28,133 --> 00:56:32,266
I've made some decisions.
2154
00:56:32,266 --> 00:56:35,734
Ivy Winters, your red gown
2155
00:56:35,734 --> 00:56:37,734
looked like it was ripped from
2156
00:56:37,734 --> 00:56:40,900
the pages of Vogue.
2157
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,767
You're safe.
2158
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,233
Alaska,
2159
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:52,467
you had this challenge
2160
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:52,467
in the bag.
2161
00:56:52,467 --> 00:56:53,800
You're safe.
2162
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,867
- Thank you.
2163
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:04,266
- Roxxxy Andrews,
2164
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:04,266
you dove deep
2165
00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:07,066
into the dumpsters
2166
00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:07,066
of Beverly Hills
2167
00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:12,166
and made rubbish
2168
00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:12,166
look ravishing.
2169
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,500
Condragulations.
2170
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,200
You're the winner
2171
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,200
of this challenge.
2172
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,667
[applause]
2173
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:21,467
You receive a custom gown
2174
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:21,467
by Marco Marco,
2175
00:57:21,467 --> 00:57:25,066
plus immunity from elimination
2176
00:57:21,467 --> 00:57:25,066
next week.
2177
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:27,066
- Are you kidding me right now?
2178
00:57:27,066 --> 00:57:28,400
I'm on cloud nine.
2179
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,433
Suck that...aah!
2180
00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:32,567
Thank you
2181
00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:32,567
for believing in me.
2182
00:57:32,567 --> 00:57:34,934
- You may join the other girls.
2183
00:57:40,066 --> 00:57:43,734
Lineysha Sparx,
2184
00:57:40,066 --> 00:57:43,734
you lit up the runway
2185
00:57:43,734 --> 00:57:47,266
in classic Hollywood glamour.
2186
00:57:47,266 --> 00:57:49,200
You're safe.
2187
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,834
- I thought that
2188
00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:53,100
I was gonna win.
2189
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,100
But whatever.
2190
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:58,433
- Serena ChaCha,
2191
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:58,433
on the runway
2192
00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:03,233
you moved like Jagger,
2193
00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:03,233
but your red carpet look
2194
00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:06,433
was "coutorture."
2195
00:58:06,433 --> 00:58:10,633
I'm sorry, my dear, but you are
2196
00:58:06,433 --> 00:58:10,633
up for elimination.
2197
00:58:10,633 --> 00:58:12,333
- Oh, crap.
2198
00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:14,200
You really messed up.
2199
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,500
I do not wanna be the first
2200
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,500
person sent home.
2201
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:20,100
This cannot fucking happen
2202
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:20,100
at this point.
2203
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:24,934
- Penny Tration, we love your
2204
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:24,934
dangerous curves.
2205
00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:28,166
But your red carpet couture
2206
00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:32,066
veered off in the wrong
2207
00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:32,066
direction.
2208
00:58:32,066 --> 00:58:35,066
Jade Jolie, you didn't wear
2209
00:58:32,066 --> 00:58:35,066
your dress.
2210
00:58:35,066 --> 00:58:37,133
It wore you.
2211
00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:41,767
But still, your personality
2212
00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:41,767
shined through.
2213
00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:45,233
Jade Jolie...
2214
00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:46,367
you're safe.
2215
00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:47,400
- [exhales]
2216
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,100
Thank you guys so much.
2217
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,333
- Wait.
2218
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,333
Hold up, mama.
2219
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,433
May I give you a word of advice?
2220
00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:57,066
- Yes.
2221
00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:57,066
- Edit.
2222
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,934
- Edit?
2223
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,934
- That's right.
2224
00:58:58,934 --> 00:59:00,834
- Thank you so much.
2225
00:59:03,734 --> 00:59:05,600
- Penny Tration, I'm sorry,
2226
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,533
my dear, but you are up
2227
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,533
for elimination.
2228
00:59:08,533 --> 00:59:09,700
- [deep breath]
2229
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,500
I'm disappointed
2230
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,500
because there are
2231
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,400
a lot of people who really
2232
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,400
wanted me to be here.
2233
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,767
And I'm letting them down.
2234
00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:17,734
- Two queens stand before me.
2235
00:59:17,734 --> 00:59:21,667
Ladies, this is your last chance
2236
00:59:17,734 --> 00:59:21,667
to impress me
2237
00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:25,233
and save yourself
2238
00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:25,233
from elimination.
2239
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:30,367
The time has come for you to
2240
00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:33,734
lip sync for your life.
2241
00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:39,667
- This is my last chance
2242
00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:39,667
for the world to see
2243
00:59:39,667 --> 00:59:41,500
why I deserve to be here.
2244
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:42,667
You better work.
2245
00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,367
Like, you better work.
2246
00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:44,367
That's it.
2247
00:59:44,367 --> 00:59:46,333
- Good luck.
2248
00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,200
And don't fuck it up.
2249
00:59:53,433 --> 00:59:54,900
- * I hopped off the plane *
2250
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:58,667
* At L.A.X. with a dream
2251
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:58,667
and my cardigan *
2252
00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:01,066
* Welcome to the land
2253
00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:01,066
of fame excess *
2254
01:00:01,066 --> 01:00:03,900
* Whoa,
2255
01:00:01,066 --> 01:00:03,900
am I gonna fit in? *
2256
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:05,300
- I absolutely have never
2257
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,200
performed
2258
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,200
Party in the USA.
2259
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,600
And I'm really just focusing on
2260
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,200
doing the best job I can
2261
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,200
with what I've got.
2262
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,600
- * Everybody seems so famous *
2263
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,166
- The stakes are really high
2264
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,166
right now.
2265
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,367
Like this is
2266
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,367
the real, real race.
2267
01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:18,900
And all I can think of
2268
01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:18,900
is deliver.
2269
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:19,934
- * Taxi man *
2270
01:00:19,934 --> 01:00:21,200
* Turned on the radio *
2271
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,367
* And the Jay-Z song was on *
2272
01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:25,867
* And the Jay-Z song
2273
01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:25,867
was on *
2274
01:00:25,867 --> 01:00:28,033
* And the
2275
01:00:25,867 --> 01:00:28,033
Jay-X song was on *
2276
01:00:28,033 --> 01:00:29,700
* So I put my hands up *
2277
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,867
- Serena is turning the party,
2278
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,867
girl.
2279
01:00:31,867 --> 01:00:32,900
And then, ooh!
2280
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,300
She drops into a split.
2281
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,734
Now, I know this is
2282
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,734
every girl's old faithful,
2283
01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,400
but she did it the right way.
2284
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,834
- * Got my hands up *
2285
01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:41,033
* They're playing my song *
2286
01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:43,300
* I know I'm gonna be okay *
2287
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,500
- I'm looking at Penny
2288
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,500
and I'm wondering,
2289
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,000
"Why does she keep
2290
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,000
turning around?"
2291
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,667
- She didn't know the words.
2292
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,934
You know, that's an old-school
2293
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,934
drag queen trick.
2294
01:00:50,934 --> 01:00:52,300
When you don't know the words,
2295
01:00:50,934 --> 01:00:52,300
turn around,
2296
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,834
do something
2297
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,834
to distract them.
2298
01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:55,133
- * Put my hands up *
2299
01:00:55,133 --> 01:00:56,500
* They're playing my song *
2300
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,934
* The butterflies fly away *
2301
01:00:58,934 --> 01:01:00,233
* I'm noddin' my head *
2302
01:01:00,233 --> 01:01:01,800
* Like "yeah" *
2303
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,633
* Moving my hips
2304
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,633
like "yeah" *
2305
01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:08,100
- I'm thinking Penny Tration
2306
01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:08,100
is going to turn it out.
2307
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,133
I was wrong.
2308
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,133
[chuckles]
2309
01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:11,367
- * Yeah *
2310
01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:14,066
* It's a party in the USA *
2311
01:01:14,066 --> 01:01:17,066
[cheers and applause]
2312
01:01:22,767 --> 01:01:26,266
- Ladies, I've made
2313
01:01:22,767 --> 01:01:26,266
my decision.
2314
01:01:28,667 --> 01:01:31,867
Serena ChaCha...
2315
01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:33,433
Shantay, you stay.
2316
01:01:39,467 --> 01:01:41,367
You may join the other girls.
2317
01:01:44,633 --> 01:01:47,500
- [crying]
2318
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,734
- Penny Tration, even though
2319
01:01:49,734 --> 01:01:51,700
this isn't
2320
01:01:49,734 --> 01:01:51,700
the Hollywood ending
2321
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:53,700
you dreamed of,
2322
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,700
never, ever stop
2323
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,066
reaching for the stars.
2324
01:01:57,066 --> 01:01:58,700
- Don't worry about that.
2325
01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:01,633
- Now, sashay away.
2326
01:02:01,633 --> 01:02:03,200
- Thank you all.
2327
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,266
[applause]
2328
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,567
Given the circumstances,
2329
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,567
I don't have any regrets.
2330
01:02:11,567 --> 01:02:13,700
I don't think there's much else
2331
01:02:11,567 --> 01:02:13,700
I would've done differently.
2332
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,133
And I'm not sure
2333
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,133
that there's much else
2334
01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:18,867
I would be able to show them.
2335
01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:20,300
And my family's
2336
01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:20,300
already proud of me,
2337
01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:24,166
regardless
2338
01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:24,166
of what happens here.
2339
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:28,600
- My lucky, lucky 13,
2340
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:28,600
condragulations.
2341
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,967
Now remember,
2342
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,967
if you can't love yourself,
2343
01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:34,400
how in the hell you gonna love
2344
01:02:31,967 --> 01:02:34,400
somebody else?
2345
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,266
Can I get a "amen" up in here?
2346
01:02:36,266 --> 01:02:37,266
all: Amen!
2347
01:02:37,266 --> 01:02:40,533
- All right,
2348
01:02:37,266 --> 01:02:40,533
now let the music play.
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