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Park him right there, Kellye.
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Sturgis, since you
called ahead,
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this one will be yours.
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A bed with a view
of your buddy.
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Thanks a lot, doc.
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Thank you.
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He's not as bad
as he looks, is he?
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Think he's gonna be okay.
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It's a little early
to tell for sure.
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Well, you guys are great
with the "no-answer" answers.
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Only when that's
all we have.
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Then let me give
you the answer.
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Dan's gonna make it.
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He's not cashing it in over
some hill with a number on it.
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Hold on to those
good thoughts.
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I just hope I can stay awake.
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I'd like to be the first person
he sees when he comes to.
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You just rest easy.
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And remember, the bathroom
is one flight down.
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-Sturgis' friend,
what's his name?
-Lowry.
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Lowry. He doesn't
look too good, huh?
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His pressure's down,
his pulse and respiration
are both rapid
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and his temperature's
spiked at 102.
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They don't sound
like words to live by.
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He's still losing blood.
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I can't go in while that
infection's still there.
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Just have to keep
an eye on him and hope.
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HAWKEYE:
We won't be the only ones.
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-The welcome mat is lit.
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Klinger said you wanted
to see me, Colonel.
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Indeed I do.
I've got some good news,
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and I want to deliver it
person to parson.
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Ah, good news.
Well, what can it be?
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Just a few minutes ago
I got a call from Command.
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Does the name James Reardon
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cause anything
to ring in your belfry?
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James...
Cardinal Reardon?
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The very same.
The honcho padre himself.
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Well, I heard he was
touring Korea.
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Did you also hear that
the 4077 was on his agenda?
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What a wonderful
stroke of luck!
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-When?
-Sunday morning.
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Sunday morning?
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What rotten luck!
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Padre,
you can strip your gears
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changing into reverse
that fast.
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You oughta be
pleased as punch.
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The cardinal will be
able to feast his ears
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on one of your
whiz-bang sermons.
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Colonel Potter, that's
only two days from now!
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Any sermon I could possibly
come up with that fast
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won't be a whiz-banger.
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Nonsense. The first commandment
for being a good padre
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is having a little
faith in yourself.
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I'm sure you'll come
up with something
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that'll knock the cardinal's
cassock off.
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But there are so many other
things to think about!
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This isn't just some
run-of-the-mill monsignor.
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Oh, if only you'd given me
this two-day notice
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a couple of weeks ago.
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Hold onto your
hosannas, Father.
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I'll have Klinger make sure
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everything is perfecto
for the cardinal's arrival.
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RIZZO: Come on, baby.
Roll 'em right.
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Rizzo's gonna win tonight.
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-Come on, patsies.
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Deposit your legal tenders
in the Bank of Rizzo.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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All right, roll' em.
Bring those bones out.
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Howdee-do, boys.
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Ain't this a wonderful
happenstance?
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Here I am with the padre,
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and there you boys are
down on your knees.
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Don't worry, sir.
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The rest of these pigeons
ain't got a prayer.
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Rizzo, this sort of
thing just won't do!
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We're just having
a little crap game.
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For cryin' out loud,
it's payday.
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But the cardinal is coming!
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No problem there.
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His money's as good
as the next man's.
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Colonel, would
you do something?
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All right, boys, you know
this is against regs.
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Sergeant, I'm ordering you
and your motor pool mafia
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to put this floating
crap game into drydock.
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Whatever you say, sir.
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The first thing I'm gonna
do when we get home
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is take that Merc
down off the blocks.
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We're gonna go cruisin'
right over to Green Bay
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and pick up a couple
of waitresses
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at the all-you-can-eat
place. Right, Dan?
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I knew you'd remember that.
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Oh, hi, docs.
Hey, you know what?
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It seemed like his lightbulb
went on there for a second.
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That's a good sign, huh?
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For some people,
waking up is a good sign.
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For others, going to sleep is.
Why don't you turn in?
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Well, if Dan comes to,
you make sure you wake me.
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We'll drum reveille
on your cast.
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Wish I could be as optimistic
as his buddy is.
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We're still getting blood
through the N.G. Tube.
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You gonna go in again?
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I think I'll wait another day.
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Right now neither of us
has the stomach for it.
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-RIZZO: Yahoo!
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Holy chitlins. It's a raid.
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Rizzo! I can't
express the depth
of my disappointment!
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Colonel Potter made it
perfectly clear
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he didn't want to see
another game.
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Mmm.
That's why we moved in here.
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All I'm asking is that
you put a stop to it
for a couple of days.
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Father, please,
try and see my side of it.
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What if peace
is declared tomorrow
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and they ship us all home
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before I have a chance
to shear these sheep?
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Rizzo,
what's at stake here
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is more than a few
crummy dollars.
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We're talking about
enrichment of the soul.
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Father Mulcahy's a good man.
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The least we can do is
put away our petty vices.
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Thank you, Corporal.
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-RIZZO: Hey, Klinger.
-Let's go, Father.
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Where's that five bucks
from this morning's game?
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Ohh!
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His temperature's
down a degree, doctor.
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Better, but still
in the tropical zone.
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-How's the hematocrit?
-Still low. 28.
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-Margaret, set up another unit.
-Okay.
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-Better make that a double.
-Hey, what's going on?
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Nothing much. We're just
gonna give your friend
another transfusion.
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If you're looking for blood,
you're in the right place.
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Dan and I
are both A-positive.
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Sorta makes us
blood brothers.
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-What do you think?
-Why not? Let's do a C.B.C.,
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and if he can afford it, we'll
take a pint and gift-wrap it.
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You can sign the card.
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Evening, Father.
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Can I get you
a little Bible belt?
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I'm afraid
I'm not in the mood
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for jocularity, Igor.
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I have a favor to ask.
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Ask, and ye shall receive.
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Do you suppose,
on this one occasion
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you might do me the courtesy
of removing that, uh...
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that pulchritudinous display?
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Father, are you kidding me?
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You take down Mona, and I
could get court martialed.
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Worse yet, I could
get my teeth kicked in.
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Where's Colonel Potter?
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Over in the corner.
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So the girl said
to the third guy,
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"You must be the Boy Scout,
because you're the one
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who helped me across
the street."
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Boy, that ain't
the way I heard it.
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I don't want to hear it
the way you heard it,
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and neither does the padre.
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Padre?
Ahh! Father Mulcahy.
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Pull up a pew
and have a few.
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Look at this place.
It's a den of iniquity.
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Don't think of it
as a den, Father.
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Think of it more
as a rec room.
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You promised to make sure
everyone behaved themselves
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like civilized
human beings.
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Yesterday was payday,
Padre.
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Folks need to let
off a little steam.
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The cardinal won't be here
until tomorrow.
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By then, there'll be nothing
to ruffle his feathers.
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The morning services
will be a shambles.
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Everyone'll be hung over,
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reeking with liquor,
unshaven, unkempt...
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Hold your ponies, Padre.
I'm way ahead of you.
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I already set a 12:00
curfew for this evening,
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to be followed
by a bed check.
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I saw that. You dealt
off the bottom.
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Nobody calls me a cheat!
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Stop this at once!
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You should all be ashamed!
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Is it asking so much
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that you control yourselves
for two lousy days?
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Instead, you seem to be
going out of your way
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to make things
miserable for me!
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Well, you're all a bunch of...
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stinkers!
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Down to 99.8.
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Mm-hmm.
Lungs are clearing up.
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Sturgis, I think your
buddy's gonna be just fine.
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Didn't I tell you
he was gonna pull through?
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And I got you guys
to thank for it.
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Hey, all we did was
give him the medicine.
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You talked him
into getting better.
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Now I can stop whatever
bleeding is still going on
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and give him a final fill-up.
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So what are you
waiting for?
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Like I said,
I got plenty on tap.
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Dr. Pierce is cross-matching
your blood right now.
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Great!
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Good news, Hawk.
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Lowry's turned a corner.
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He's in the slow lane,
but he's gonna be fine.
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That's great. Good.
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What's the matter?
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Take a look.
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-Is that Sturgis?
-Yeah.
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What's the count?
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Over a hundred thousand.
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You can look as
long as you want.
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It's still gonna
be leukemia.
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Oh, God.
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What the hell
do I tell him?
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Maybe, uh...
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Maybe if he knows,
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he can get more out
of the time he has left.
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Yeah, or it could take the life
out of the time he has left.
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If it were you,
would you want to know?
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Would you want to tell me?
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I don't know.
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Where you goin'?
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I don't even know the answer
to that question.
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You awake, Sturgis?
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Oh, hi, doc.
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-How are you feeling?
-You tell me.
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The nurse has been
in here five times
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taking blood samples.
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When I ask her why,
she starts tap-dancing
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about it being
"standard procedure."
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No, just cross-matching.
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Pretty soon my dipstick's
gonna come up dry,
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and I won't have anything
left for Dan.
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We just wanted
to run some tests.
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Since when do you run blood
tests for a broken arm?
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What kind of place is this?
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Well, happily, you won't
have to put up with us
too much longer.
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We're sending you
to Tokyo General.
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Tokyo General? What for?
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Oh, you'll love it.
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They got nurses that'll give
you such a sponge bath,
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you'll have to take
a cold shower afterwards.
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00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,795
I don't want to go
to Tokyo General.
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I want to stay here with Dan,
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and I want
to give him my blood.
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Dan's gonna be just fine.
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We got all the blood we need.
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00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,150
But you said I
could give him some.
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What's going on here?
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00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,327
Look, Gary...
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Gary?
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All of a sudden we're on
a first-name basis, huh?
248
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,728
Doc, uh...
249
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,820
is there something
wrong with me?
250
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:37,261
We found a problem
with some of your blood tests
251
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:40,351
and we-- we want to
double-check it in Tokyo.
252
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:44,051
Oh, can't you guys
ever give anybody
a straight answer?
253
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,356
What the hell is this
all about?
254
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,404
We're not sure.
255
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,710
We think you
may have leukemia.
256
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,803
God Almighty.
257
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,504
Leukemia?
258
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:07,074
Look, first of all, we're
not positive you have it.
259
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,250
If you do, I'm
not gonna kid you,
260
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,730
your chances aren't too good.
261
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,775
But you're in
the first stages.
262
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,734
There's always
the possibility of remission.
263
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,780
Leukemia.
264
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,782
They're doing research
on this all the time.
265
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,785
Research? Fat lot of
good that'll do me.
266
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,788
They'll find the cure
in 20 years af-after I'm--
267
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,754
I don't know what else
there is to say.
268
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,756
I asked you to
tell me, didn't I?
269
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:42,457
Look, you're leaving
first thing in the morning
for Tokyo.
270
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,459
If-- If you...
271
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,549
If you wanna talk,
or if there's...
272
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:50,508
anything you need...
273
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,684
just call me, okay?
274
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:53,990
Sure.
275
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,576
-Oh, my goodness.
276
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,498
Your Eminence.
277
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,500
And you must be
Father Mulcahy.
278
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,762
Y-Yes, Your Eminence.
279
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,720
My apologies for
the early arrival.
280
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,245
I was forced
to revise our plans.
281
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,248
Evidently, this is what happens
when one makes an itinerary
282
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,598
without consulting
the North Koreans.
283
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,079
No inconvenience at all,
Your Eminence.
284
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,471
Ah, good.
285
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:41,995
I'm the protocol officer
Captain Bratton.
286
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,866
Uh, sorry I didn't have
time to get dressed,
287
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,390
but I figure a man like you
would be used to robes.
288
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,698
May I introduce our company
commander Colonel Potter
289
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,134
and our company clerk
Corporal Klinger?
290
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,483
-Cardinal.
-Corporal.
291
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,876
-Captain.
-Chaplain. Corporal.
292
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,312
-Captain.
-Colonel.
-Cardinal.
293
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,706
Corporal, show the cardinal
to his quarters.
294
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,752
I thought that,
before retiring,
295
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,407
we might visit
your Officers Club.
296
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,409
Oh? Well, unfortunately,
297
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,890
that establishment is
closed for the evening.
298
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,326
Oh.
299
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,154
So our personnel
might spend their time
300
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,069
in more contemplative
pursuits.
301
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,376
I still don't get
Potter's joke.
302
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,379
I think the old bird is
finally losing his marbles.
303
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,338
Well, let's get it straight
from the old bird's mouth.
304
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,124
Colonel, see if
I've got this right.
305
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,475
This farm girl invites three
guys over to her house--
306
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,999
a-a-a Boy Scout...
307
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,828
a lumberjack and a--
308
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,966
I still don't get it.
309
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,580
Can I assume from this
310
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:49,323
that the Officers Club
has now reopened?
311
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:54,110
However, I'm afraid
refreshments are out
of the question.
312
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,720
He's our bartender.
313
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,462
Klinger, show Captain
Bratton his bunkhouse
314
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,682
And then sweep up here.
315
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,336
Right away, Your Birdness.
316
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,426
We have accommodations
for you
317
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,210
in the VIP tent,
Your Eminence.
318
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,908
And besides the mass
tomorrow morning,
319
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,954
I'll be conducting our usual
nondenominational service.
320
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,651
It would be
a great honor
321
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,957
if you would
say a few words.
322
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,306
Oh, of course.
323
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,874
Had some cardinals show up
during the big wars.
324
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,398
It's nice to know you come out
for police actions too.
325
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,445
Well, Cardinal,
here's your roost.
326
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,490
Be sweet. Be sweet.
327
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,405
Papa needs...
328
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,366
a lawyer.
329
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:44,508
This camp is full of
inconsiderate boobs
and rummies.
330
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,249
I've just been
publicly disgraced
331
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,512
before His Eminence
himself
332
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,907
by Rizzo and his
crap-shooting grease monkeys.
333
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,085
I know the cardinal
must be thinking
I'm doing a rotten job.
334
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,435
How would you feel
if you were in my shoes?
335
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,091
Well, are you going
to just sit there
336
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,223
drinking your coffee?
337
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,577
I'm sorry, Father.
I don't really feel
much like talking.
338
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,883
I just had to tell
a patient he has leukemia.
339
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,105
Good heavens.
340
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:21,067
That must have been
very difficult for you.
341
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,983
I didn't want to tell him,
but he wouldn't let me
off the hook.
342
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,468
I'm a doctor, and, uh...
343
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,862
the guy looks to me
for answers,
344
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,082
and all I can tell him
is "You've got this
terrible disease
345
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,866
and there's nothing
I can do about it."
346
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,612
Can't blame this on the war.
Can't blame it on anything.
347
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,788
Including yourself.
348
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:49,356
I wish I could believe
I did the right thing.
349
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:54,056
A doctor is still
just a human being.
350
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,754
All you can do is
follow your instincts.
351
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,933
My instincts
are to cure him.
352
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,033
Streets are never
gonna be the same.
353
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,165
Oh, good morning, doc.
354
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,384
Oh, hello, Hawkeye.
355
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,994
I see you two have
gotten acquainted.
356
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,605
Yeah, Father and I have
been talking all night.
357
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,478
-How you doing?
-A little better.
358
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,524
You know, Tokyo's
a pretty spiffy town.
359
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,091
You don't wanna go there
in that outfit.
360
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,658
It looks like
it's been slept in.
361
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,313
Uh, doc, if
it's okay with you
362
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,228
I'd like to stay here
a couple more days with Dan.
363
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,794
Otherwise, he's gonna
wonder when I went,
364
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,448
and I don't want him
to worry about me.
365
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,884
No, the sooner the doctors
366
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,408
at Tokyo General
get a look at you,
367
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,105
-the better.
-Why?
368
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,064
So they can start
treating you right away.
369
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,501
Right away? What for?
370
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,546
There's always a chance.
371
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,548
Who you trying to kid?
372
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:52,941
I don't know much
about leukemia,
373
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,551
but I know there's no cure.
374
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,944
There are new therapies
375
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,554
being developed all the time.
376
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,991
They have a fully
equipped hospital.
377
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,689
There are hematologists there
378
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,169
who are specialists
in this area.
379
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,867
No kind of "ologist"
is going to help me.
380
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,435
And Dr. Hunnicutt
himself told me
381
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,264
that my being here
is helping Dan.
382
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,309
It seems to me
I've got a right to do
383
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,485
what I want with
the time I've got left.
384
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,531
-Look, Gary...
-Hawkeye, could I have a word
with you, please?
385
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,447
-Not right now, Father.
-Hawkeye!
386
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,362
Excuse me.
387
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,802
Hawkeye, you're a doctor.
388
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,369
I know how difficult
it is to admit
389
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,935
that there's nothing
you can do.
390
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,069
But I think sending
that boy to Tokyo now
391
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,159
is only going to make
you feel better, not him.
392
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:41,032
Gary's not the only one who's
going to have to accept this.
393
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,773
Father!
What are you doing here?
394
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,166
What is it, Corporal?
395
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,037
Everybody's waiting
for the Sunday service,
396
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,822
and nobody's there
to make the delivery.
397
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,432
Oh, my goodness. The cardinal.
398
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,955
It completely slipped my mind.
399
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,831
We just got word from Tokyo.
The entire city's all full up.
400
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,355
They said to call back
in a couple of days.
There might be an opening.
401
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,851
Uh, once again let me say
402
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,288
how nice it is
to see you all here
403
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,030
for this special service
404
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:25,642
honoring His Eminence
Cardinal Reardon.
405
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,993
Oh, uh, speaking of services,
406
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:32,432
here's our own
beloved Father Mulcahy.
407
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,399
Good morning.
408
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:48,274
Well, uh, here we are.
409
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,582
Uh, it's, uh, Sunday again.
410
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,282
I'm sure you've all come
411
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,719
expecting to hear a sermon.
412
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,895
Well, I...
413
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,549
I have to admit,
414
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,421
I'm not as prepared
as I'd like to be.
415
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,816
In fact, I'm not even
dressed as I'd like to be.
416
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,818
Y-You see...
417
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:14,952
I... I was working
on my sermon...
418
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,739
which I hoped would be
419
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,568
a particularly
inspirational one
420
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,266
in honor of Cardinal Reardon.
421
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,529
But I was called away, and...
422
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:31,055
well, to be honest...
423
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,493
I never got back to it.
424
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,060
So, uh...
425
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,932
if you'll just
bear with me, I--
426
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,893
I'd like to share
with you the reason why.
427
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,550
I want to tell you
about two men,
428
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,858
each facing his own crisis.
429
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:54,949
The first man you
know rather well.
430
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:58,474
The second is
a patient here.
431
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:02,696
Well, the first man thought
he was facing a crisis.
432
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:07,831
But what he was really doing
was trying to impress someone.
433
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,704
He was looking
for recognition,
434
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,880
encouragement,
435
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,491
a pat on the back.
436
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,538
And whenever that recognition
seemed threatened,
437
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,628
he reacted rather childishly.
438
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,804
Blamed everyone for
his problems but himself
439
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,849
because he was thinking
only of himself.
440
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,985
But the second man
441
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,336
was confronted
by the greatest crisis
442
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,904
mortal man can face:
443
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,167
the loss of his life.
444
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,910
I think you'll agree
that the second man
445
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:45,478
had every right
to be selfish.
446
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:51,962
But instead he chose
to think not of himself
447
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,137
but of a brother...
448
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,227
a brother.
449
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,232
And when the first man
saw the--
450
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:05,411
the dignity
and the selflessness
of the second man...
451
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:11,939
he realized how petty
and selfish he had...
452
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,031
I... I...
453
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:20,469
I had been.
454
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:24,125
It made me see
something more clearly
455
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,822
than I've ever seen it before.
456
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:32,873
God didn't put us here
for that pat on the back.
457
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,659
He created us so He
could be here Himself,
458
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,750
so that He could exist...
459
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,406
in the lives
460
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,061
of those He created...
461
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,236
in His image.
462
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,983
Well, I-- I know
you didn't come here
463
00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:57,245
to listen to me.
464
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,422
It-- It gives me great,
465
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,598
great pleasure...
466
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,602
to introduce His Eminence...
467
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,083
Cardinal Reardon.
468
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,266
If I do say so, Father,
469
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:20,486
you're a tough act
to follow.
470
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,582
It's been a pleasure and
an honor, Your Eminence.
471
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,759
Yes, for me too. My stay here
has been very inspirational.
472
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,675
Well, we tried to make your
visit as pleasant as possible.
473
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:39,200
Even had the mess sergeant
hold off on the chipped beef
until tomorrow.
474
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:45,249
Good-bye, Father,
and keep up the good work.
475
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:46,903
Good-bye, Your Eminence.
476
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,297
And thank you for coming.
477
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:50,472
-Bless you.
478
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:53,127
-Good-bye, all!
-Good-bye, sir!
479
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,349
You did it, Padre!
480
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,308
Keep it up,
and before you know it,
481
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:01,614
you'll make monsignor.
482
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,139
You're all invited
to the Officers Club.
483
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,446
The drinks are on me.
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