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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,554 Do you know the place, Colonel? 2 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,744 It's an old abandoned mine 3 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,679 a little over a mile from here, isn't it? 4 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,758 That's it. 5 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,992 Hasn't been used in years. 6 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,160 Ten days ago, 7 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,995 a construction team started working on it. 8 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,497 They put in a heavy steel door, 9 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:28,665 even built a sentry box. 10 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,054 Mm-hmm, with camouflage. 11 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,234 Mm-hmm. 12 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,258 Do you mind? 13 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,458 Uh, sorry, sir. 14 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,960 An abandoned mine in the middle of nowhere... 15 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,095 Why? 16 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,208 They have been fostered very carefully. 17 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,300 This could mean something permanent. 18 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,501 What do you think, sir? 19 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,469 I think you're breathing on my eagles. 20 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,671 I mean, any ideas, sir? 21 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,805 No, but you have. 22 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,674 Do you think you could watch this for us? 23 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,052 We will do the best we can. 24 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:52,577 All right, let us know if the Krauts make a move. 25 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,613 LeBeau? 26 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:54,613 Yes, sir. 27 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,759 You and Newkirk take Lisa out 28 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:56,948 through the emergency tunnel. 29 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,049 Oui, Colonel. 30 00:01:58,084 --> 00:01:59,050 Good luck. 31 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:00,051 Thank you, Colonel. 32 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:00,985 Uh, Newkirk. 33 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:01,986 Uh, yes, sir. 34 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:02,987 Ease off, will you? 35 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:03,988 I can't help it, sir. 36 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,101 I'm in love. 37 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,658 You just met her an hour ago. 38 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,394 Suppose she'd been a middle-aged, frumpy hausfrau. 39 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,896 Well, that would've taken an extra 15 minutes. 40 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,665 We've got to end this war quick. 41 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:14,766 You're a menace. 42 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,082 Yes, sir. 43 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,789 Hello, a parade. 44 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,931 Did you see that, Colonel? 45 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,166 Klink seems surprised. 46 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,112 He doesn't get much drop-in business, 47 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:51,469 especially with generals. 48 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,716 I'll see what I can find out from Schultz. 49 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,039 Hold it! 50 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:57,019 Let's go about this the businesslike way. 51 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,288 They go into their office; 52 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,277 we go into ours. 53 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,406 After you, gentlemen. 54 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,015 That will be all, Frau Helga. 55 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,350 Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. 56 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:06,718 To the Fuhrer. 57 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,292 Ah, very good schnapps, Colonel. 58 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,872 Oh, yes, sir, excellent. 59 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,073 And may I say, sir, 60 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,409 it is indeed an unexpected pleasure 61 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,577 to have you here. 62 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,601 Danke, danke. 63 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,335 Now, before we proceed, 64 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,940 I must be sure about your security arrangements. 65 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:30,375 General Metzger, I'm happy to say 66 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:34,680 that this is the most secure of stalag in all of Germany. 67 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,214 You are as safe here 68 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:39,300 as you would be in Berchtesgaden itself. 69 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:45,057 It's safe, or we can't send him to the Russian front, right? 70 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,336 Right. 71 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,493 And it is absolutely top secret, 72 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,095 by the Fuhrer's orders. 73 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,696 The Fuhrer...! 74 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,177 Would you care for another schnapps? 75 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,434 Nein. 76 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,746 No, no. 77 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,881 Oh, secrets can be so exciting. 78 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,656 Our beloved commandant is a nut case. 79 00:04:01,691 --> 00:04:03,058 It's embarrassing. 80 00:04:03,093 --> 00:04:05,221 I may put in for a transfer. 81 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,394 I have been ordered 82 00:04:06,429 --> 00:04:09,297 to see that supplies of arms and ammunition 83 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,367 are hidden in strategic areas all over Germany. 84 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:13,368 What? Hidden? 85 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:15,837 The first location is an abandoned mine 86 00:04:15,873 --> 00:04:18,439 about a mile and a half from Stalag 13. 87 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:21,042 It is being converted for that purpose. 88 00:04:21,078 --> 00:04:23,189 Well, sir, I must say the Fuhrer 89 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:25,258 is certainly full of surprises. 90 00:04:25,282 --> 00:04:27,249 Very intelligent surprises. 91 00:04:27,284 --> 00:04:30,029 Yes, sir, very intelligent surprises. 92 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:32,153 Now, that first load of weapons 93 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,989 is in that truck out there. 94 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,858 I will personally supervise their storage 95 00:04:36,894 --> 00:04:38,437 when the mine is ready. 96 00:04:38,461 --> 00:04:40,795 General Metzger, if I can be of any assistance... 97 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:42,876 I want a 24-hour guard posted at that mine, 98 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,710 the men to be drawn from your command. 99 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:46,067 I'm afraid that's impossible. 100 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,435 Stalag 13 is under strain. 101 00:04:47,471 --> 00:04:49,115 I am acting for the Fuhrer. 102 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:51,906 Is "impossible" what you really want to say? 103 00:04:51,942 --> 00:04:53,841 Yes, sir, it is impossible to say no to him. 104 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,077 That was just a little joke. 105 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:56,189 Indeed, yes. 106 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,362 The guard will be posted. 107 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,697 Very good. 108 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,532 Sir, let me ask you one thing. 109 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,668 Hiding guns all over the country... 110 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,670 Could that mean we are possibly 111 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,404 in a little bit of trouble? 112 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:07,772 Trouble? 113 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,208 Do you mean is the war going against us? 114 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:13,077 You said it; I didn't. 115 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:14,324 Merely a precaution. 116 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,993 You understand why this must be kept secret. 117 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,178 If it got out, 118 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:20,329 it would have a serious effect upon morale. 119 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,336 Not mine, sir. 120 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:23,571 Nothing can shake my confidence 121 00:05:23,606 --> 00:05:26,758 in the ultimate victory of the Third Reich. 122 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,196 You wouldn't care for another schnapps? 123 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,330 Just a teeny one? 124 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,515 A truckload of guns and ammunition. 125 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,484 If they have any detonator caps, 126 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:37,785 we're running short. 127 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:39,832 Hiding guns around the country... 128 00:05:39,856 --> 00:05:41,267 That's a loser's trick, 129 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:43,502 and they figure themselves winners. 130 00:05:43,526 --> 00:05:44,737 Doesn't make sense. 131 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:45,939 Doesn't add up. 132 00:05:45,963 --> 00:05:47,946 Orders from scrambled-brains Hitler. 133 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,975 Yeah, that's what the Kraut general said. 134 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,744 Generals don't handle jobs like this. 135 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,113 A major or a colonel maybe, 136 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:54,947 but not the guys with the fruit salad. 137 00:05:54,971 --> 00:05:56,649 They're either at the Russian front 138 00:05:56,673 --> 00:05:58,651 or in Berlin hiding out at cocktail parties. 139 00:05:58,675 --> 00:05:59,774 Could Metzger be lying? 140 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:01,087 I don't know, 141 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,355 but I'm going to find out. 142 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:03,990 Kinch, get on the radio to London. 143 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:05,758 Find out what dope they have on him. 144 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,081 Right away, Colonel. 145 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,329 Sir, why would he tell Klink that... 146 00:06:09,353 --> 00:06:10,652 Hold it right there. 147 00:06:10,687 --> 00:06:12,820 Why would he tell Klink anything? 148 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:14,356 If you had a big secret, 149 00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:16,057 would you confide in a man 150 00:06:16,092 --> 00:06:18,660 who wears a monocle to bed every night? 151 00:06:21,064 --> 00:06:22,175 Hi, Kinch. 152 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:23,343 Just coming to see you. 153 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:26,134 Likewise... the answer from London on Metzger. 154 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:27,902 They sure keep tabs on those guys. 155 00:06:27,937 --> 00:06:28,981 "Early Party member, 156 00:06:29,005 --> 00:06:30,350 "limited combat experience, 157 00:06:30,374 --> 00:06:32,974 "second in command, German occupation forces France, 158 00:06:33,009 --> 00:06:34,220 "headquarters in Paris. 159 00:06:34,244 --> 00:06:35,855 "Not seen three weeks this date. 160 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:37,823 Thought to be on leave or reassigned." 161 00:06:37,847 --> 00:06:39,981 Yeah, Hitler must have recalled him for this job. 162 00:06:40,016 --> 00:06:41,077 Maybe. 163 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,028 When you have a secret project going, 164 00:06:43,052 --> 00:06:44,430 you don't attract attention 165 00:06:44,454 --> 00:06:45,848 by moving generals around. 166 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,839 Colonel, we know they fixed up the mine. 167 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,890 We heard Metzger give Klink the rundown. 168 00:06:49,926 --> 00:06:51,104 I mean, you're a little hung up 169 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:52,138 on this thing, aren't you? 170 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,172 I can't help it, Kinch. 171 00:06:53,196 --> 00:06:54,423 My instinct tells me not to buy it. 172 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,681 Well, just what will your instinct buy? 173 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,195 A look inside that truck. 174 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,751 Come on, mach schnell. 175 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,398 Oh, take it easy, Schultz. 176 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,100 We're not going any place. 177 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,256 I am... 178 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,025 To bed as soon as possible. 179 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,061 There was a big party in the sergeants' mess. 180 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,096 Oh... 181 00:07:12,782 --> 00:07:14,849 I ate too much. 182 00:07:14,885 --> 00:07:17,301 Maybe you got apple-strudel hangover. 183 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,321 A jolly joke. 184 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,616 Hey, how do you expect us to clean 185 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,667 if you're going to sit there? 186 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,374 Clean around me. 187 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,487 Are you kidding? 188 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,823 A detour like that could take all day. 189 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:30,698 Another jolly joke. 190 00:07:34,504 --> 00:07:35,670 Schultz? 191 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:38,506 Schultz? 192 00:07:46,249 --> 00:07:49,083 Hey, what... what's going on? 193 00:07:49,118 --> 00:07:50,863 Oh, I'm mopping up the water from the wall. 194 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,487 Yeah, there must be a hole in the roof. 195 00:07:52,522 --> 00:07:54,256 The water's draining down behind the wall. 196 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,718 Yeah, from the snow when it melts. 197 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,525 How come I didn't see it? 198 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,288 You were too busy sleeping. 199 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,212 You better report it, Schultz. 200 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,448 Please don't tell me what to do. 201 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,534 I don't tell you how to be a prisoner of war. 202 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,720 We'd be glad to have any suggestions. 203 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,916 Sure, as long as they're constructive. 204 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:13,558 Shut up and go back to work. 205 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,827 I think that's constructive. 206 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,798 Come in, come in. 207 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,444 Sergeant Carter, sir. 208 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,746 Can we start the job now? 209 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:24,869 What job? 210 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,015 Stop pushing, Louis. 211 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,984 I mean, the hammering won't bother you? 212 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:28,973 What job?! 213 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,352 Fixing the hole in your roof. 214 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,055 You got a bad leak up there. 215 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,119 Didn't Sergeant Schultz report it? 216 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,513 I gave no such orders. 217 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,026 He doesn't want it fixed. 218 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,294 Start pulling, Louis. 219 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,550 Wait! Wait! I didn't say that. 220 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:40,551 Stop pulling, Louis. 221 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:41,552 He changed his mind. 222 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:42,553 Wait! Wait! 223 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,522 You may proceed. Proceed. 224 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:45,568 Stop pushing, Louis. 225 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,570 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 226 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,872 Thank you. Yes, sir. 227 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,430 Get right on it, sir. Excuse me, sir. 228 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,609 I'm sorry. Excuse me, sir. 229 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:54,913 Yes, sir. 230 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:01,706 What I have to put up with for you. 231 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,347 Hi, Schultz. 232 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,481 Hi. 233 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:11,527 Hiya, Schultzy. 234 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,551 Hi. 235 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:13,865 Hi. 236 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,134 What?! What?! What?! What?! 237 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,123 What is this?! 238 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,124 We're fixing the roof. 239 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,304 Yeah, it's Commandant's orders. 240 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,504 We had to go over your head for permission. 241 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:23,761 Yeah, you were asleep. 242 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,575 Why didn't you wake me up and ask me? 243 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,647 Maybe next time. 244 00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:28,293 If there is a next time. 245 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,534 Is it a promise? 246 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,518 Sure. 247 00:09:30,554 --> 00:09:31,647 Why not? 248 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,906 All right, go ahead. 249 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:51,872 Help! Help! 250 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:54,225 LeBeau fell off the roof! 251 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,509 Help! Help! 252 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,197 What happened? 253 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,232 What happened? 254 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:05,970 He fell down from all the way up there. 255 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,033 It's his ankle. 256 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:08,923 I think I'm going to faint. 257 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,426 Yes, I will faint. 258 00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:14,695 You better get a stretcher quick, Schultz. 259 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:15,696 J-J-J-Jawohl. 260 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:17,448 Not you! 261 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,383 You stay there at the post, Dummkopf! 262 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,719 We better get him off the ground, Colonel. 263 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:22,821 He may be in shock. 264 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,072 Good idea. 265 00:10:24,107 --> 00:10:25,740 Halt! Verboten! 266 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:26,807 An emergency. 267 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,976 Verstehen Sie? Emergency. 268 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,479 Yeah, emergency... schnell. 269 00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:33,648 All right, get him up in there. 270 00:10:33,683 --> 00:10:35,349 All right, make it fast. 271 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,283 Watch it. 272 00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:37,685 No. 273 00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:41,756 Emergency, Herr Colonel? 274 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,291 Yeah, emergency. 275 00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:45,560 See how fast they learn. 276 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:48,824 Alles in Ordnung, Fritz, now get lost. 277 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,230 Okay, move. 278 00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:51,566 Cover him. 279 00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:52,800 Let's go. 280 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,828 How is he? 281 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,829 Uh, sleeping. 282 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,097 Uh, sleeping. 283 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,399 Verstehen? Sleeping. 284 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,278 It's the best thing in the world for him. 285 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,046 Why are we knocking our brains out? 286 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,681 All he understands is "emergency." 287 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,788 Ja! 288 00:11:15,391 --> 00:11:18,126 E-mer-gen-cy. 289 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,627 Gency, yeah. 290 00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:20,961 Hey, Dummkopf! 291 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:23,631 I told you to stand on guard. 292 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,987 Go back to your post! 293 00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:29,315 Where's the cockroach? 294 00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:31,183 The colonel took him back to the barracks, Schultz. 295 00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:32,251 Afraid he'd catch cold. 296 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,675 Yeah, you'd better get over there. 297 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:34,990 Oh, ja. 298 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:40,548 I didn't know it was going to be formal. 299 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,928 Just lie down and be quiet. 300 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,685 Right. 301 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,686 How is he? 302 00:11:45,721 --> 00:11:46,687 Oh, hi, Schultz. 303 00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:48,200 I just bandaged his ankle. 304 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,468 He'll be all right. 305 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,028 Maybe we'd better take him to the hospital. 306 00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:55,174 No, no, no, no, no, Schultz. 307 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:56,208 Just let him rest. 308 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,332 Louis! 309 00:12:01,704 --> 00:12:03,071 Wrong foot. 310 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,227 Ooh, he sounds terrible. 311 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,046 Yeah. 312 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,739 Oh, close one, huh, Schultz? 313 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,119 It's my responsibility. 314 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,387 If anything happens, 315 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,988 I could be in big trouble. 316 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,345 But he's fine. 317 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,546 Yeah, he's fine now. 318 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,692 Where you looking? 319 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,116 Over there. 320 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,151 Oh. 321 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,967 Colonel Hogan. 322 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,485 Colonel Hogan, I watched... 323 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,738 The Frenchman was... 324 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,773 And you were... 325 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,902 It's fairly possible he's about to lay an egg. 326 00:12:56,926 --> 00:12:59,176 You better have a cup of coffee first, Schultz. 327 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,413 B-B-But... 328 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,754 Not guns and ammunition, mon colonel. 329 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,223 That truck is loaded with art. 330 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,003 You're jo... Art? 331 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,862 Yes, art... paintings, tapestries, silver, gold. 332 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,397 Voilà. 333 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,398 Snuff box? 334 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,399 Solid gold, mon colonel. 335 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,383 See the inscription? 336 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:24,514 "Presented to Le Duc de Chalfont la Fage 337 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:26,816 "by His Royal Highness Prince of Amalfi. 338 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,805 Paris, 1749." 339 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,306 That's worth thousands. 340 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,307 Museum piece, huh? 341 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,643 Right. 342 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:32,644 Here's our proof. 343 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,757 Ivory so old it's yellow. 344 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,648 Got to be 200 years. 345 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,793 See what it says: 346 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,562 "The collection of Countess de Malmont." 347 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,551 Stolen from a museum. 348 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,952 Those animals! 349 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,020 Now it adds up. 350 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,589 Metzger's stationed in France. 351 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,624 In his spare time he's collected these goodies. 352 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,625 Collected with a gun. 353 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,626 Right. 354 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,105 And when he's got a million bucks' worth, 355 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,307 he brings them back to Germany. 356 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,741 Something to nibble on after the war, 357 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,731 win, lose or draw. 358 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,851 Why the snow job about guns and ammunition? 359 00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:57,852 Yeah. 360 00:13:57,887 --> 00:13:58,853 He's a general. 361 00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:01,055 Only the big boys can steal openly... 362 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,190 Hitler, Goering, Himmler. 363 00:14:02,225 --> 00:14:03,557 Metzger's on the second team; 364 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,559 he's got to hide his loot, 365 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,638 otherwise they get jealous, 366 00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,412 and jealousy leads to firing squads. 367 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,042 We must take it away from them. 368 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,077 General Metzger isn't going to like that. 369 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,596 Somebody's going to get hurt. 370 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,320 Like us. 371 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,333 Those are the national treasures of France. 372 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,335 They can't steal them, I won't allow it! 373 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,969 He won't allow it. 374 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,471 You're coming unstuck, mate. 375 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,939 You wouldn't talk like this 376 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,457 if the Krauts were stealing from England. 377 00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:26,464 Or America! 378 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,465 All right, all right. 379 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,466 Hold it. 380 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,179 Kinch, get on the radio to the underground. 381 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,581 The girl, Lisa, knows the mine area. 382 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:32,648 We'll need at least two men 383 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,916 that the Krauts have never seen. 384 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:34,906 Right. 385 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,485 I still say this job's a bit out of our line. 386 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,475 Yeah, it sure is. 387 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,476 Do I have to repeat 388 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,811 the orders that were given to us 389 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,980 when this happy little band of wandering minstrels 390 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:42,981 was formed? 391 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,126 Sir, all I'm trying to... 392 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,449 Okay, I will. 393 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,451 Quote: 394 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,486 "You'll assist escaping prisoners, 395 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,321 "cooperate with all friendly forces, 396 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,322 "and use every means 397 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,756 to harass and injure the enemy." 398 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,741 Unquote. 399 00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:57,377 Does that mean saving gold snuff boxes? 400 00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,913 It does. 401 00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:01,549 And 200-year-old ivory fans. 402 00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:03,684 If the Krauts learn they just can't take things, 403 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,486 that's injuring them in my book. 404 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:06,504 Vive le Colonel. 405 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,438 Vive le Colonel. 406 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,423 LeBeau? 407 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,424 Yes, sir. 408 00:15:09,459 --> 00:15:10,459 Shut up. 409 00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:15,263 We figure Metzger will take off in his car for Berlin 410 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:17,398 as soon as they've finished unloading at the mine. 411 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,899 The empty truck will go on its own. 412 00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:20,068 Take this road right here. 413 00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,248 Karl, you and Walter have got to stop the truck right there. 414 00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,237 Now, there's a guard 415 00:15:23,273 --> 00:15:24,238 and a driver, Colonel. 416 00:15:24,274 --> 00:15:25,239 Yeah, a problem. 417 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:26,752 All right, Karl, you'll be an officer. 418 00:15:26,776 --> 00:15:27,758 A captain. 419 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,743 Walter will be a private. 420 00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:29,943 You take the truck 421 00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:32,140 and you order the driver and the guard back to their base. 422 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,759 I'll need measurements for the uniforms, sir. 423 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:34,865 Right. 424 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,267 Now, London has agreed to give us a fake commando raid. 425 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,615 They're going to drop dummies in the area right about here. 426 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,672 That should keep the sentries busy. 427 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,040 Carter? 428 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,041 Yes, sir. 429 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,755 We're going to need some demolition packs 430 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,744 to blast open that mine 431 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,745 and some smoke bombs. 432 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,746 Yes, sir. 433 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,760 I can give you impact, or delayed action, 434 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,082 or a mixture of both. 435 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,462 Now, personally, I prefer... 436 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,530 Just smoke bombs, Carter. 437 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,520 Yes, sir. 438 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,475 I'll fix up a very nice assortment. 439 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,691 Now let's go from the top. 440 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,927 Karl, you and Walter will bring the truck back to the mine. 441 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,407 You order the sentry into the woods. 442 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,441 We blast open the door 443 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,476 and we load that art collection back on the truck. 444 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,978 Then you two take off for Amsterdam. 445 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,217 London has given us 446 00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:12,086 the address of a safe house. 447 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:13,821 That means crossing the border. 448 00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,234 And check points on the way. 449 00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:18,576 You'll be in uniform in a truck assigned to General Metzger. 450 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,844 Kinch? 451 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,979 I need some orders for them signed by the general. 452 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,015 Also some army paybooks, requisition forms... 453 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,316 The complete works. 454 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,752 Got you. 455 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:28,753 Kinch does good work. 456 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:29,932 The papers will get you through. 457 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,055 Now, is it all clear? 458 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,055 Any questions? 459 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,057 Oui, Colonel. 460 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,736 What's the plan in case something goes wrong? 461 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,310 Start running. 462 00:16:36,346 --> 00:16:37,311 And don't look back... 463 00:16:37,346 --> 00:16:39,826 Something may be gaining on us. 464 00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:01,980 They're just leaving. 465 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,037 Okay, let's go. 466 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:00,328 Right on the button. 467 00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:01,440 So far we're in business. 468 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:02,641 All right, Carter, take off. 469 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,676 Start the smoke and get back to the mine fast. 470 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,067 On my way. 471 00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:07,168 Let's go. 472 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,126 Klink speaking. 473 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,629 What? 474 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,430 Commandos? 475 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,065 At this hour? 476 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,400 Yes! 477 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,603 All available men on a green alert. 478 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,638 No, never mind, make that a red alert. 479 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:31,759 Halt! 480 00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:33,074 Who goes there? 481 00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:35,596 Captain Weber. 482 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,781 Any sign of commandos? 483 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,312 Commandos? 484 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,302 Uh, no, Herr Kapitan. 485 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,303 No, no, no, no commandos. 486 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,320 All right. 487 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,471 Fall in. Follow me. 488 00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:45,473 Wait a minute, sir. 489 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:49,477 But I have orders to stay on guard here. 490 00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:52,146 Besides, there might be some shooting going on. 491 00:18:52,181 --> 00:18:54,482 I'm not interested in your orders, Sergeant. 492 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,527 We need every man we can get. 493 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,517 Yeah, but the general... 494 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,035 I said fall in! 495 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,838 I'm falling, I'm falling. 496 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,013 After them! After them! 497 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,945 Schnell, schnell! 498 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,798 "Schnell, schnell." 499 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,199 Over there. 500 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,801 Fire. 501 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,803 Aah! 502 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,804 Return the fire! 503 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,805 Jawohl! 504 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,806 Shoot those trees. 505 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,691 Jawohl, Herr Kommandant! 506 00:20:12,161 --> 00:20:15,813 Keep firing, Sergeant! 507 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,300 Easy, Carter. 508 00:20:19,335 --> 00:20:20,467 Wow, is she pretty. 509 00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:21,647 She's more than that. 510 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:22,636 Get it on the truck. 511 00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:23,637 Let's go. 512 00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:24,638 Is that it? 513 00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:25,674 Yeah. 514 00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:27,974 We're all set, sir. 515 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,310 All right, good. 516 00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:30,611 Karl, Walter, good luck. 517 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,433 Au revoir, Lisa. 518 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,749 Be careful, darling. 519 00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,255 Married? 520 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,324 Afraid so, old chap. 521 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,726 I don't think I can go on with this war. 522 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:46,727 Oh, come on, Newkirk. 523 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:47,972 Give us another chance. 524 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,076 Please? 525 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:54,034 Now, I want answers, I shall have answers. 526 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:56,453 Why did you leave your post? 527 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:59,005 Herr Kommandant, an officer came along 528 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,659 and ordered me to attack the enemy. 529 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,777 But you had orders from me. 530 00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:05,813 But he was an officer. 531 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,182 Dummkopf, so am I. 532 00:21:08,217 --> 00:21:09,633 Congratulations, sir. 533 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,396 Silence... I'll deal with you later. 534 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,981 Now, Schultz, put yourself on report. 535 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,354 Dismissed, Schultz. 536 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,134 Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. 537 00:21:16,158 --> 00:21:19,359 General Metzger has just passed the outer gate. 538 00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:20,727 Oh, no. 539 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,140 I guess I'll be running along, Colonel. 540 00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:23,708 You two probably have a lot to talk about. 541 00:21:23,732 --> 00:21:25,165 Hogan. 542 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:29,035 This is the end of a brilliant military career. 543 00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:30,815 Anybody we know, sir? 544 00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:32,906 Not only a career, but my life. 545 00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:35,275 Hmm. My choice is very simple: 546 00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:37,911 the firing squad or the hangman's noose. 547 00:21:37,946 --> 00:21:39,657 How could a nice Nazi general do 548 00:21:39,681 --> 00:21:40,925 a thing like that? 549 00:21:40,949 --> 00:21:42,849 Hogan, you don't seem to understand. 550 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:46,253 I was responsible for a secret ammunition dump. 551 00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:47,521 It's been stolen. 552 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,001 Toughest commandant in all of Germany guarding ammunition? 553 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,758 That's ridiculous. 554 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,461 I'll remember that when they put on the blindfold. 555 00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:55,462 Stand up to him, Colonel. 556 00:21:55,498 --> 00:21:56,508 After all, you're not a lackey 557 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,477 for every desk general that comes along. 558 00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:00,579 At Berchtesgaden they still refer to you 559 00:22:00,603 --> 00:22:02,314 as the "Bald Eagle of Stalag 13." 560 00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:03,403 The "Iron Eagle." 561 00:22:03,439 --> 00:22:04,904 I'm sorry. 562 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,950 I say tell him off. 563 00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:07,040 Hogan, maybe you're right. 564 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,853 After all, what have you got to lose? 565 00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:10,989 You can always fall back on the firing squad. 566 00:22:11,013 --> 00:22:13,058 Klink, I have just come from that mine. 567 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,293 It is empty. Empty! 568 00:22:14,317 --> 00:22:16,462 General Metzger, I assure you this was an accident of war. 569 00:22:16,486 --> 00:22:18,363 You are going to be an accident of war, 570 00:22:18,387 --> 00:22:19,931 and without a trial, Dummkopf! 571 00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:21,888 Tell him off. 572 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,039 Sir... 573 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,425 may I remind you that you are talking 574 00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:26,926 to the Bald Eagle of Stalag 13? 575 00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:27,972 "Iron Eagle." 576 00:22:27,996 --> 00:22:29,029 Iron Eagle! 577 00:22:29,064 --> 00:22:32,098 Klink, I want every box and every crate 578 00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:36,603 returned to that mine in 24 hours or you are a dead man! 579 00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:37,888 Sir. 580 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,500 I assure you it was the commandos. 581 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,524 I... 582 00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:43,277 I want action. 583 00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:45,056 I want it now. If I don't... 584 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,046 Hold it, General. 585 00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:48,081 Easy, Colonel, don't lose your temper. 586 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,082 Lose his temper? 587 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,083 I know him... 588 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,597 This is just the lull before the storm. 589 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,686 Hogan, what are you... 590 00:22:52,721 --> 00:22:54,633 Easy, Colonel, so far you've shown great restraint. 591 00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:55,623 We're very lucky. 592 00:22:55,658 --> 00:22:57,035 I will have his head on a plate! 593 00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:58,392 Don't push him too far. 594 00:22:58,427 --> 00:22:59,393 Hogan... 595 00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:00,772 There's no telling what he'll do next. 596 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,707 Just before you came, he was going to call the Fuhrer 597 00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:03,697 and make a formal complaint. 598 00:23:03,732 --> 00:23:05,132 I was? 599 00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:06,428 General, you're the senior officer. 600 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,713 Maybe you'd rather call the Fuhrer 601 00:23:07,737 --> 00:23:09,817 and tell him about the stolen ammunition. 602 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:14,057 It, uh... was ammunition, wasn't it? 603 00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:17,689 There is no need to disturb the Fuhrer 604 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:20,914 about a commando raid. 605 00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,016 I will settle this in my own way. 606 00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,206 My compliments, sir. 607 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,009 You handled him beautifully. 608 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,110 I did? 609 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,980 Yes, I did. 610 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:39,249 No desk general will ever threaten me. 611 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,250 If this gets around, 612 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,130 even the prisoners will be proud of you. 613 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,365 You know, Hogan, there are times 614 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,555 when a man has to be strong. 615 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,991 I think I will call the Fuhrer 616 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,325 and make a formal complaint. 617 00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:49,537 Oh, better think it over, sir. 618 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:50,841 Remember your temper. 619 00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,203 Hogan? 620 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,204 Ah, General. 621 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:01,771 Pleasant surprise. 622 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:05,642 Hogan, um... about that commando raid. 623 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,212 I saw those dummies that were dropped. 624 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,746 Dummies? Really? 625 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,181 What won't they think of next? 626 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,560 That's a good way to fight a war... 627 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:13,784 Nobody gets hurt. 628 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:15,402 Now, tell me, Hogan. 629 00:24:15,437 --> 00:24:20,540 Do you have any idea of where I might find that, uh, ammunition? 630 00:24:20,576 --> 00:24:21,558 Yeah. 631 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,377 In a museum, after the war. 632 00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:24,427 I'm going to order 633 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,064 a thorough investigation of this matter, Hogan. 634 00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,360 I don't think you will, General. 635 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,366 Oh, really? 636 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,567 And what makes you so sure? 637 00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,936 When you steal from a thief, one sure thing: 638 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,387 He'll never call the cops. 639 00:24:34,423 --> 00:24:36,206 Good night, General. 42197

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