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Over.
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Let's get it!
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Aw.
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Hey, that was out.
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What are you doing?
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Everybody, back,
back, back, back, back.
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Hey, give me that ball!
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Everybody, back!
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Now, just a minute.
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Look, we got our rights.
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The Geneva Convention says
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we're supposed to have
one hour a day exercise.
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We haven't been out
here more than 20 minutes.
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Commandant's orders!
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Everybody inside.
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Now, back, back,
back, back, back, back!
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Boy, if I don't get my exercise,
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I'm going to wind up
looking like a big tub of lard.
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Now, Carter, that's
in very bad taste.
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What'd I say?
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I don't see anything
in bad taste.
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Well, old Schultz
knows you mean him.
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That's in very bad taste.
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I didn't...
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What's going on, Schultz?
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I have my orders.
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Everybody inside.
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Why don't you tell
us why, Schultzy?
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I know nothing, nothing.
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You're wasting
your time, Newkirk.
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Klink doesn't tell Schultz
any important information.
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Ah!
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You think he didn't tell me
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that the Gestapo is
around the camp, huh?
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You're crazy.
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Possible.
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Why the Gestapo, Schultz?
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That, I do not know,
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and that, even Commandant
Klink does not know.
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Now, everybody inside.
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March.
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Everybody inside, inside!
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All right, all right.
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Hey, Schultz...
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a little something
from the boys.
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What do you think's
going on, Colonel?
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I don't know, but
this isn't a good time
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for a visit from the Gestapo.
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Is it ever a good time
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for a visit from them?
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You know, Kinch and LeBeau
ought to have made contact
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with the British spy by now.
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Yeah, let's check the tunnel.
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If they're not back
in ten minutes,
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we try a diversion.
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I'd say this is a bit
of a sticky wicket.
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What's a sticky wicket?
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It's the British version
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of "up the creek
without a paddle."
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Hi. Colonel Hogan.
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Downes is my name,
Christopher Downes.
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This is Carter and Newkirk.
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Glad to know you.
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How are you, sir?
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LeBeau and Kinchloe.
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Yes, I've met them.
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It's a rather smashing
idea you have
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for getting people into
your camp, Colonel.
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Getting you in was a lot easier
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than getting you out.
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But I was told
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that wouldn't be
much of a problem.
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Ordinarily, it wouldn't be,
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but it looks like you brought
half the Gestapo with you.
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I'm afraid I had no choice.
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Berlin headquarters was
getting very suspicious,
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so I took all the
valuable documents
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I could lay my hands on
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and got out as fast as I could.
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We could keep him
down here, Colonel.
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They should call off the
Gestapo in a week or two.
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But that's impossible.
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I've got to get this information
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to the Allied
commanders immediately.
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Not a chance.
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Well, what about your wireless?
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No good.
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The Gestapo always brings in
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a radio-detection unit.
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We're out of business.
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Colonel...
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I must get word to
London by Tuesday night.
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The British are going
to drop agents and arms
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for the French resistance,
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and the Germans
know the drop zones.
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All right, but you
have to stay down here
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till we figure a way
to smuggle you out
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in the trunk of Klink's car.
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Who is Klink?
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Colonel Klink, sir, the
camp commandant.
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And you expect to
smuggle me out in his car?
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We've done it before.
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If he drives any more
of the prisoners out,
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he'll have to apply for
a chauffeur's license.
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Well, I imagine that now
it's a bit different situation
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with all those SS
chaps out there.
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Well, it is a bit
of a sticky wicket.
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I do hope I jolly well don't
get marooned up the stream
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without an oar.
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Morning, Colonel.
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Dismissed, Hogan.
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If you have come
here to complain
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about being confined
to the barracks,
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it will do you no good.
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Question your orders?
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Not at all, sir.
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I know you come from
a long line of Prussians...
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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That you're a
dedicated career officer
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steeped in tradition...
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Yes, yes, yes.
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And you're the finest prison
commandant in all of Germany...
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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And when the Gestapo
snaps their fingers, you jump.
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That's right.
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Hogan, sometimes you go too far.
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Dismissed.
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I don't blame you
for being upset, sir,
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what with the fun-loving Gestapo
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crawling all over the place.
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They're probably looking to
put the blame on someone else
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for their mistake.
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What mistake?
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I just hope it isn't you, sir.
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I had nothing to do with it.
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You may have a
chance to prove that
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if you're lucky
enough to get a trial.
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Trial?
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He was one of their own men.
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For three years,
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he was a trusted secretary
to Heinrich Hausman,
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a big Gestapo
official in Berlin.
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Now, last week,
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they found out he
was a British spy.
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Why would they blame me?
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Jealousy.
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Ah, I bet I know
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what's on your
cunning mind, sir.
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You do?
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Mm-hmm.
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What's on my cunning mind?
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You won't call
General Burkhalter,
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because you figure the
phones are probably tapped,
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so you'll get in your car,
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and you'll go
over and fill him in
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on the whole setup.
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Oh, I admire the way
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you military men stick together.
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That's exactly what
was on my cunning mind.
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To save time, sir, I'd
order that car right now.
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You're absolutely right.
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Mm-hmm.
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I want my car brought
around to the office at 3:00.
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4:00 would be more convenient.
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Make that 4:00.
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You will cancel the car, Klink.
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Cancel the car.
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No one goes in or out of
this camp until further notice.
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Major Hochstetter, I'm
still in charge of this camp.
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The Gestapo is now in charge.
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By whose orders?
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By General Burkhalter's orders.
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That's good enough for me.
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Are you satisfied, Colonel?
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Hmm... satisfied.
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What is this man doing here?
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Yes, Hogan, what
are you doing here?
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Undergoing
intensive interrogation.
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He's brutal, sir, brutal.
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Yes, sir, I am.
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Bah!
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I will deal with you both later.
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Klink, anyone leaving
this camp will be shot!
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Yes, Major.
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Ah, these orders
are probably phony.
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Look, why don't
you wait until dark,
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grab the car,
keep the lights off.
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You know the area cold.
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Go over and see Burkhalter,
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he'll pull the
Gestapo out of camp.
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Hogan, that's the
most terrible idea
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I've ever heard in my life.
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Why?
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If I get into that car,
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I could be mistaken
for an escaping prisoner.
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Now, the Gestapo has
orders to shoot and kill.
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I would end up dead.
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Now tell me the
part that's terrible.
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Dismissed!
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All right, fellas,
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we got problems.
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What happened, Colonel?
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Hochstetter just
sealed off the camp.
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Nobody can get in or out.
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Including Klink?
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Especially Klink.
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That's what I call
a sticky picket.
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That's wicket.
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I'm making up my own saying.
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Think I should try a
radio message, Colonel?
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Too risky.
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Downes has to get word to London
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no later than Tuesday night.
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But that is impossible.
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Why doesn't somebody tell him
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that's like trying to get
blood from a parsnip.
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That's turnip.
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Did you ever try to get
blood out of a parsnip?
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Hey, Schultz!
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What do you got there?
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Hey, a teddy bear
and a bunny rabbit.
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It's his birthday.
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Happy birthday, Schultzy.
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Happy birthday, Schultzy.
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ That nobody can deny. ♪
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How old are you, Schultzy?
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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It is not my birthday.
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Don't tell me it's
Klink's birthday.
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No.
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Oh, these are the perfect gifts
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for the man who has everything.
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It's my nephew
Wolfie's birthday,
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but I couldn't get out to
deliver him the presents.
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Why not, Schultz?
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Nobody is supposed
to leave the camp.
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If they do, the Gestapo
has orders to shoot to kill.
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What's the matter, Schultz?
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It's just a balloon that popped.
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No damage.
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Who did that?
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Uh... I did, Schultzy.
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You did it on purpose?
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No, honestly, it
was an accident.
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Here, Schultzy.
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Go back to your barracks
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and play with your toys.
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Here you are.
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Aw, look at my balloon.
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It's flying away.
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Right now, it looks like
a balloon is the only thing
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that can get out of this camp.
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Okay, thanks, Sergeant McMahon.
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I'll contact you as soon as I
make all the arrangements.
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Right, Colonel.
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Men, let's have
a council of war.
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You got a plan, sir?
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Of course, he's got a plan.
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He always has a plan.
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I bet I know what it is.
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You're going to get my English
friend out in the dog truck.
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The laundry truck?
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The water truck?
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Newkirk, could we hear
Colonel Hogan's plan?
269
00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:02,178
Carter, if you'd
stop interrupting,
270
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,963
we'd be able to
hear, wouldn't we?
271
00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:04,953
All right, fellas,
272
00:10:04,988 --> 00:10:06,833
let me have your
undivided attention.
273
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,040
Newkirk, you play a
key role in this plan.
274
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,892
Naturally, sir.
275
00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:13,645
I want you to start a
basket-weaving contest.
276
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,480
A basket-weaving contest?
277
00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:17,465
That's right.
278
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,466
Carter'll be with you.
279
00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:20,802
I'm not very good
at basket-weaving.
280
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,204
Could I enter the
beaded bag contest?
281
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,505
Just do as I say.
282
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,756
Yes, sir.
283
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,103
Am I supposed to weave
baskets, too, Colonel?
284
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,496
No, LeBeau, you're going to
be busy with a kite flying contest.
285
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,775
You want me to fly a kite.
286
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,832
That's right.
287
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,900
Sergeant McMahon'll
tell you what to do.
288
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,347
Kinch, you and the RAF
sergeant that was here
289
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,149
are in charge
of building a tent.
290
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,523
Yeah... how big a tent
did you want, Colonel?
291
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,877
Oh, big enough for the
baskets and the kites.
292
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,140
You're almost right.
293
00:10:47,164 --> 00:10:49,697
I'll give you the exact
dimensions later.
294
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,367
Right now, I have to
talk to Colonel Klink.
295
00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:55,703
Look, don't just stare at me.
296
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,772
Start getting your
material together.
297
00:10:59,276 --> 00:11:00,486
Basket-weaving?
298
00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,476
Kite flying.
299
00:11:01,511 --> 00:11:02,777
Making a tent?
300
00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:07,415
I'm afraid Colonel Hogan's
gone round the bend.
301
00:11:07,451 --> 00:11:09,128
I guess the pressure
was too much,
302
00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:10,352
and he finally cracked.
303
00:11:10,387 --> 00:11:11,597
What are we going to do?
304
00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:13,221
Well, the first
thing we got to do is
305
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,556
not let him know that we know.
306
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,601
Yeah, Newkirk is right.
307
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:16,702
We'll humor him.
308
00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:18,326
Even if it means
weaving the baskets
309
00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:19,560
and flying the kites.
310
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,964
I just hope Klink doesn't think
Colonel Hogan's out of his mind.
311
00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:27,302
Colonel Hogan, you
are out of your mind.
312
00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:30,187
Well, what's wrong with some
of your men building us a tent?
313
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,524
We need someplace to
store our athletic equipment
314
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,641
and Red Cross supplies.
315
00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:35,259
May I remind you that your men
316
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,294
are prisoners in this
camp, not guests?
317
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,074
Well, since the
Gestapo took over,
318
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,544
your men have a lot of
free time on their hands.
319
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,178
And busy hands are happy hands.
320
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,168
Hogan.
321
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,280
All right, all right.
322
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,082
Well, then who's
going to build the tent?
323
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,706
Your men are going
to build the tent.
324
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,376
Okay, I'll get them
started on it right away.
325
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,556
Oh, Colonel, I wonder
if you'd do me a favor.
326
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,879
Now what is it?
327
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:57,260
Would you be the judge in
our basket-weaving contest?
328
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,399
Your what?
329
00:11:58,434 --> 00:11:59,845
My men have
been inactive lately,
330
00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:02,253
and I thought a little
basket-weaving would be a help.
331
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,270
Basket-weaving.
332
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,323
That's what your
men would like to do?
333
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,802
Oh, they were
crazy about the idea.
334
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:07,791
Mm-hmm.
335
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,904
Of course, if you don't want
336
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,306
to be the judge,
I'll ask Schultz.
337
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,362
Hogan! Never mind!
338
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,463
I'll be the judge.
339
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,675
Thank you, sir.
340
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,366
Basket-weaving, huh?
341
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,367
Mm-hmm.
342
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,037
No wonder you're losing the war.
343
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,438
All right, lads, now remember,
344
00:12:26,462 --> 00:12:28,707
don't do anything to
upset Colonel Hogan.
345
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:29,775
Yes, in his condition,
346
00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,911
any little thing could
make his mind go like this.
347
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:32,900
Here he comes.
348
00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:33,901
Act casual.
349
00:12:33,937 --> 00:12:35,217
Casual.
350
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,517
Okay, everything's
all set with Klink.
351
00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:41,376
In fact, he's going to judge
our basket-weaving contest.
352
00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,122
Klink is going to
judge the contest, huh?
353
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:44,112
That's right.
354
00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:45,113
And you know what?
355
00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,514
He thought I was out of my mind.
356
00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,597
Oh, that man needs
some attention.
357
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:53,654
Well, we have to
have a talk with him.
358
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,434
Yeah, but we got
to be very subtle
359
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,869
with a man in his condition.
360
00:12:56,893 --> 00:12:59,372
We'll skirt the issue and
don't mention his mind.
361
00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:00,396
Kinch is right.
362
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,091
Let's go.
363
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:10,405
What can I do for you, fellas?
364
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,750
Colonel, we were just thinking
365
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:13,975
that you've had an awful
lot of pressure lately.
366
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,859
Yeah, on your mind.
367
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,096
I mean things on his mind.
368
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,175
Yeah, we figured
369
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,742
that as soon as the heat's off,
370
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,995
maybe we could
spring you for a little rest.
371
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,680
No trouble at all, sir.
372
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,816
LeBeau says you could
stay with his relatives
373
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,050
for a few days in France.
374
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,458
Just think, Colonel...
One week on the Riviera.
375
00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:33,243
I think you fellas are
trying to tell me something.
376
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,228
Oh, no, Colonel.
377
00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:36,830
We can't wait for that
basket-weaving contest.
378
00:13:36,866 --> 00:13:39,550
And there's nothing I
like better than flying kites.
379
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,968
Let's face it, fellas.
380
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,904
You think I'm cracking up.
381
00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:44,050
Well, that's ridiculous!
382
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,184
That's crazy, sir.
383
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,675
All right, let me put all
the pieces together for you.
384
00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:50,277
The basket-weavers
are really making a basket
385
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:51,879
large enough to carry a man.
386
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,881
The tent makers
are making a balloon
387
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,149
out of old parachutes,
388
00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,952
and the kite flyers are
gathering wind information
389
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,220
for our meteorologist,
Sergeant McMahon.
390
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,357
Now, we attach the
balloon to the basket,
391
00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:03,624
fill it with hot air,
392
00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:06,560
put our British friend inside
the basket with a parachute.
393
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,062
The balloon takes off,
394
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:11,832
he bails out over Dusselhafen
and is picked up by a sub.
395
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:12,850
Well?
396
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,486
How about two weeks
on the Riviera, sir?
397
00:14:39,228 --> 00:14:40,211
LeBeau!
398
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,274
What do you think you're doing?
399
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,798
What does it look
like I'm doing?
400
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:44,799
Flying a kite.
401
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,100
Very good.
402
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,569
I don't know why everybody
keeps saying you're stupid.
403
00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:50,254
Who said I'm stupid?
404
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,289
Schultz, I don't
want to name names.
405
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,402
Never mind.
406
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,137
The prisoners have permission
407
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,372
to build a tent and
to weave basket.
408
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,131
Nobody said anything
about flying a kite.
409
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,899
I know that, Schultz.
I just wanted...
410
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,035
Now, you listen to me.
411
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,415
If you don't take the kite down,
412
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,956
it will be ten
days in the cooler!
413
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,524
It would be worth it, Schultz,
414
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:12,626
to know that I made
one little boy happy.
415
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,294
What little boy?
416
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,330
Your nephew.
417
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:16,497
I made this kite for him.
418
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,360
I just wanted to
make sure it would fly.
419
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:22,937
You made the kite for
my nephew, Wolfgang?
420
00:15:22,972 --> 00:15:24,722
Well, war is war, Schultz,
421
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:29,126
but I still would like to bring
a smile to a little boy's face.
422
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,762
You made it for Wolf.
423
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:36,200
Now, now, Schultz, don't cry.
424
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,202
Wolfie loves kites.
425
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,871
I used to take
him into the park,
426
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,373
and we both used to fly them.
427
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,063
Here, Schultz, fly this one.
428
00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:50,430
May I?
429
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,431
Go ahead.
430
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:54,201
Oh... whoo...
431
00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:56,436
It's a very good kite.
432
00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:57,655
Well, I'm glad you like it.
433
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,825
Oh, it is a wonderful thing
to do something like this
434
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,292
for a little German boy.
435
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,396
I hope he remembers it when
he grows up into a dirty Boche.
436
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,880
LeBeau!
437
00:16:11,954 --> 00:16:13,733
Schultz, what do you
think you're doing?
438
00:16:13,757 --> 00:16:15,456
Flying a kite.
439
00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:17,492
While you're on duty?
440
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:20,461
No wonder everybody
says you're stupid!
441
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,308
Klink, what do you
think you are doing?
442
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:35,609
Flying a kite, sir.
443
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:38,011
I can see that! Why?
444
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:41,315
Well, actually, I was
taking it away from Schultz.
445
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:44,685
One of your guards
is flying a kite?
446
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,932
Actually I was taking
it away from LeBeau.
447
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:49,506
I never saw that
kite before in my life!
448
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,711
But you said you made it
for my little nephew, Wolfie.
449
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,881
Now why would I make a
kite for a dirty, little Boche kid.
450
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:02,353
Klink, the prisoners are
trying to signal Allied flyers!
451
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,088
There'll be no kite flying!
452
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,390
Yes, sir.
453
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,272
What are those men
doing over there?
454
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,912
Making a tent.
455
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,582
So they can dig
escape tunnels under it?
456
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,585
There will be no tents
for prisoners, Klink.
457
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,586
Get rid of it.
458
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,383
And what are those men doing?
459
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,139
Oh, they're having a
basket-weaving contest.
460
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,724
Colonel Klink is the judge.
461
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,825
Yes.
462
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,972
Klink, I will have to start
463
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,807
another dossier on you.
464
00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:30,331
Major Hochstetter,
465
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,366
if you would only
consider my record, I...
466
00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:33,634
Major...
467
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,068
Good to see you put the Gestapo
468
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:36,270
in their place, sir.
469
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,173
Hogan, I did not give
you permission to fly kites!
470
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,307
Sergeant!
471
00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:41,642
Take down the kite immediately.
472
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,310
Right, Colonel.
473
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:44,924
And I want you to tell your men
474
00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:46,091
to get rid of that tent
475
00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:47,660
by tomorrow morning roll call!
476
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:48,649
They'll get rid of it.
477
00:17:48,685 --> 00:17:50,028
Hogan, you've got me in trouble
478
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,096
with the Gestapo again.
479
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,153
The Colonel Klink I know
would stand up to them.
480
00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:54,299
Well, of course.
481
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,890
Like the Germans at Stalingrad.
482
00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,258
Dismissed.
483
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:03,764
Everything's set for
tomorrow night, Colonel.
484
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,578
Yeah, but tomorrow
night may be too late.
485
00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:07,212
Klink wants the
tent out by morning.
486
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,369
Sarge, how's the weather?
487
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:09,582
Perfect, but I don't think
488
00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,750
the men can get
everything else ready in time.
489
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:14,024
Well, they're going to have to,
490
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,761
because tonight,
the balloon goes up.
491
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:22,082
Dreizehn, vierzehn, funfzehn!
492
00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:25,603
Report!
493
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,205
All present and accounted for.
494
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,590
Thank you, Schultz.
495
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,125
Dismiss your men.
496
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,677
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
497
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,113
Everybody dismissed.
498
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,259
Thank you.
499
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,783
Oh, Colonel...
500
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,517
don't forget our contest, sir.
501
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,764
Really, Hogan.
502
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,220
Oh, wait till you
see the baskets.
503
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,354
They're great.
504
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,355
Oh, look, look, look.
505
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,423
Is that beautiful, huh?
506
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,436
Hogan, don't you
think it's about time
507
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,038
that you realized that this is
508
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,407
a prisoner of war camp,
and I, as commandant,
509
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,276
have better things
to do than to...
510
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,601
That one, I think, is the best.
511
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,751
Who's judging this
contest, you or I?
512
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,208
You, Herr Kommandant.
513
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,946
Go, go.
514
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:09,947
Uh-huh...
515
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,262
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
516
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,685
Oh, yes, I like
517
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,120
the workmanship.
518
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,435
Yes.
519
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:24,362
Oh... that's magnificent.
520
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:44,979
That's ridiculous!
521
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:47,245
What would anyone use that for?
522
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,914
I told you so when
you were weaving it!
523
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,337
That's terrible!
524
00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:52,117
Well, who asked for
your blasted opinion?
525
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:53,407
All right, all right, fellas.
526
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,242
Remember, it's not
whether you win or lose;
527
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,077
it's how you weave
your basket that counts.
528
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,757
Well, I told him it
was a terrible basket.
529
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,158
Oh, listen, you
just keep out of this.
530
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:02,093
All right, all right, you're
both out of the contest.
531
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,016
Now get this out of here.
532
00:20:03,052 --> 00:20:03,851
I officially...
533
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:04,852
Both!
534
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:05,853
I withdraw!
535
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:07,168
What a gyp!
536
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:15,445
Now, this one, I like.
537
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:19,216
But this one has a
very good shape to it.
538
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,386
I would say that one of these
two baskets is the winner.
539
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,856
Ah, this one has
excellent workmanship.
540
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,936
That's the one I
would have chosen.
541
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,359
Oh.
542
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,673
Well, this one is the winner.
543
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,007
That's the one I made, Colonel.
544
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,241
Hey, congratulations, LeBeau.
545
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,265
Sorry.
546
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,511
Colonel, LeBeau would like
547
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:37,646
you to have that basket.
548
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,736
You would, huh?
549
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,948
I would be my pleasure, sir.
550
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,449
It has a handle and everything.
551
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,752
It'd come in very handy
at the Easter egg hunt.
552
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,209
Easter egg hunt?
553
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,388
Well, we wouldn't have one
554
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,772
and not invite you, sir.
555
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:07,597
Someone is trying
to get over the fence.
556
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:10,768
Get that balloon in the air.
557
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,280
I don't know how
long we can stall them.
558
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,304
Right, sir.
559
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,802
Good luck, Downes.
560
00:21:16,826 --> 00:21:18,275
Thank you, Colonel.
561
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,276
Get him out of here.
562
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,306
Right. Come on,
boys, here we go.
563
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,999
You! Get that kite
off the wire fence!
564
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,250
No! No! The current!
565
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:27,952
Somebody turn off the current!
566
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,153
I want some organization here!
567
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,521
What is going on?!
568
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,957
Oh, come on, faster.
569
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:38,261
You're like an organ
grinder who's lost his monkey.
570
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,407
That's right, build it up.
571
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,465
Hey, LeBeau.
572
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,466
Ready?
573
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,612
I think we're about ready.
574
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,802
Try it, take out the pole.
575
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:45,864
Here we go, gentlemen.
576
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,021
Keep your fingers crossed.
577
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,234
Boy, if this works,
I'll be surprised.
578
00:21:49,258 --> 00:21:50,557
Ha-ha! Look at that.
579
00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:51,858
Hey, look at that, will you?
580
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:52,859
It's going up.
581
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:53,860
Here we go, lads.
582
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,861
There you go.
583
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:55,862
Watch that over there.
584
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,731
What is going on?!
585
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:59,716
This is absolute madness!
586
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:03,003
What is going on here, Klink?
587
00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:04,572
Is someone trying to escape?
588
00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,006
Well, it's not one of our men.
589
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,007
Who'd want to escape
590
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:09,020
in the middle of a
basket-weaving contest?
591
00:22:09,044 --> 00:22:12,646
No one has ever escaped
from Stalag 13, ever.
592
00:22:12,682 --> 00:22:14,749
What is going on here, Klink?
593
00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:16,650
I told you to get
rid of those kites!
594
00:22:16,686 --> 00:22:18,597
I told you to get
rid of those kites.
595
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,282
We're trying, sir, we're trying!
596
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,254
Sandbags, Carter.
597
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:22,634
LeBEAU: It's
going to be all right.
598
00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:24,939
The sub's going to pick
you up. Don't worry about it.
599
00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:28,412
Have a nice drink
in London, sir.
600
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,413
Hey, men!
601
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,481
What are you doing there?
602
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,194
Oh, we're just getting
rid of the basket
603
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,263
and the tent like old
Klink said we should, sir.
604
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:37,154
Oh, it's a very nice basket.
605
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,867
I wouldn't mind
having it myself.
606
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,669
Well, no, we
have to get rid of it,
607
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,171
because an order is an order.
608
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,255
What's this pipe?
609
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,177
LeBEAU: Uh, Schultz!
610
00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:44,995
What?
611
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,575
There's a man
going over the fence.
612
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,831
Where?
613
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,733
Right over there!
614
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,101
I see nothing.
615
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,136
You always see nothing.
616
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,136
Let's go over and see.
617
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,137
No!
618
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,573
No, it's not my station.
619
00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,375
LeBEAU: If you
don't get that prisoner,
620
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,044
I'm going to turn
you in to Klink!
621
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,145
Ho!
622
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,446
You're going to turn me in,
623
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,550
because I did not
arrest a prisoner?
624
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,530
I never wanted to tell you this.
625
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,519
Come over here.
626
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,520
What is it, LeBeau?
627
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,833
You better come over here.
628
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:18,962
I'm a secret member
of the Gestapo.
629
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,735
I'm Hermann Goering.
630
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:25,736
Don't you get it?
631
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,838
Hermann Goering.
632
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,825
Klink, I will not mention
this to General Burkhalter.
633
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,105
Oh, that's very kind of you.
634
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,830
No, I will report this directly
to Heinrich Himmler himself!
635
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,901
Hogan, this is your fault.
636
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:58,902
My fault?
637
00:23:58,937 --> 00:23:59,937
Yes, it is.
638
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,772
Now I am in very deep
trouble with the Gestapo.
639
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:05,909
And if I'm lucky, they'll
transfer me to the Russian front.
640
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,389
Don't worry, sir,
if that happens,
641
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,157
we'll have a knitting
contest to make you
642
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,581
a set of long woolen underwear.
643
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,119
Hogan...
644
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,970
do you realize they
haven't found that spy yet?
645
00:24:17,006 --> 00:24:19,323
And they suspect...
646
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:22,926
that it has something
to do with Stalag 13.
647
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,196
I suspect it has
something to do with you.
648
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,531
Me!
649
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:31,602
I'm a prisoner in the toughest
P.O.W. camp in all of Germany.
650
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,448
I suppose next you'll be saying
651
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,072
I smuggle a spy in
under the Gestapo's nose
652
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,548
and flew him out in a balloon!
653
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,190
Good night, sir.
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