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All right, hold
it. Whoever it is,
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he's coming through
the entrance to the tunnel.
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All right, break.
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Dubois?
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Why did you sneak in this way?
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Boy, you almost got shot.
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In the underground, you
have to get used to that.
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What's up?
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Colonel, I have
a present for you.
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What's that.
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Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
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Just what I've always
wanted... a sleeping bag.
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This one seems wide awake.
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What's in there?
A dog and a cat?
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Why did you bring him here?
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Why didn't you get
rid of him outside?
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Well, I could not do that.
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He's on our side.
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Then why is he all tied up?
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Because he does not
believe that we are on his side.
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Who is he?
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He's a Russian pilot.
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His plane was forced
down with engine trouble
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in a field about a
half a mile from here.
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When we went to rescue him,
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he fought us like a maniac.
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It took eight men to tie him up.
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Did you tell him
you were friends?
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Of course.
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But, for him,
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anybody who doesn't
speak Russian is the enemy.
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Well, mon Colonel,
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he's going to be your baby now.
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Thanks for leaving
him on our doorstep.
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Au revoir, mes amis.
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Au revoir. Au revoir.
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All right, let's get him untied.
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Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it.
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Let's make sure he
understands we're friendly.
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We are friends. Understand?
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Allies.
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Pals.
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On the same side.
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Buddies.
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We're with you.
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"Friends."
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Understand?
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On the same side.
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Yeah, all right.
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He'll be okay. Untie him.
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Ow! He bit me!
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First person comes
close gets this.
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Oh, boy.
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Look, comrade,
get this straight:
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I'm Colonel Hogan,
United States Air Force.
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Carter, Kinch, American.
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LeBeau, French.
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Newkirk, English.
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The men who brought you
here are with the underground.
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We work with them.
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Now, put away the gun.
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How do I know
you are telling truth?
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How do you know we're not?
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The colonel is
leveling with you.
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Do I look German to you?
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Lieutenant Igor
Grygorovich Piotkin.
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15th Air Wing, 51st Army.
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Welcome to Stalag 13.
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Kinch.
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Hi.
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Great pleasure to meet you.
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I'll bet you're hungry.
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Da. How would you know?
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I could tell by the
way you bit my thumb.
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I never saw a more
suspicious man.
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Well, he knows
we're all right now.
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That's right.
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But do we know
if he's all right?
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What are you getting at?
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Can you think of a better way
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to divert suspicion
from yourself
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than to pretend to be suspicious
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of someone else?
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You mean you think he's a spy?
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I think we'd better ask him
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some more questions,
just to satisfy ourselves.
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Well, I'm not going to
be so easy to satisfy.
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Well, Igor, how's it going?
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Mmm.
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How many home
runs did Babe Ruth hit
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for the world's record?
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What?
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Who is Betty Grable married to?
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What you talk about?
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Who said, "Come up
and see me sometime"?
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Guess that proves
that Curly doesn't know.
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Carter, all that proves
is he isn't an American.
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Yeah. That's what
it proves, all right.
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I hope you fellows
haven't forgotten
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the big birthday
celebration tomorrow.
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Of course not.
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No, sir. We've been
waiting anxiously.
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What birthday?
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Alexander Graham
Bell's birthday.
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He's a very famous American.
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Never heard him.
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He's the man who
invented the telephone.
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Is not true.
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Telephone invented by Russian.
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Every schoolchild know this.
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American.
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Russian.
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American.
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Russian.
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American!
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Russian, Russian, Russian!
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He's the real McCoy.
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Or the real McCoyski.
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Igor Grygorovich Piotkin.
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Yeah, okay, Iggy.
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What are we going to
do with him, Colonel?
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Try and fix his plane
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so he can fly out of here.
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You are going to fix?
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What I know about my plane
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is newest, most
advanced Russian model.
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I know, Iggy.
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It's exactly the same model
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we had two years ago.
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Did you hear a plane
landing last night?
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A plane with engine trouble?
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Yes, sir, I did. I
did, I did, I did, I did.
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Here it is. At 9:05.
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You see, sir, I'm
on top of everything.
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Did you investigate
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to see if it was an enemy plane?
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Oh, naturally not.
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I thought it was
one of our planes.
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Because it had engine trouble?
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Oh, sir, you know how it is.
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So many of our planes come in
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all shot up, and you can
hear the engine missing...
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Last night, I did
not hear a thing, sir.
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A Russian plane
was found a half a mile
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from this camp.
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Oh, was it that close, sir?
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But the pilot was missing.
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Headquarters in Berlin
demands he be found right away.
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Mm-hmm, oh, I know how
unpleasant that can be, sir.
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Especially when headquarters
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is on your neck all the time.
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Oh, I have
sympathy for you, sir.
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What did you tell them?
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That I'm putting you
in complete charge
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of finding the pilot.
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You didn't.
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I also told them that you
will be personally responsible
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for the capture of the Russian.
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General Burkhalter,
you have put me
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into a terrible position.
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Klink, believe me,
you have my sympathy.
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Colonel! Colonel Hogan!
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All right, hold the noise down!
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Hold the noise down, Igor!
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You want the
Germans to hear you?
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I just want to know
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when my plane will be landing.
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I must get back to Russia.
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There's been a change in plans.
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What?
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Your plane has been
found by the Nazis.
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We're going to get
you back to England.
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I refuse.
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I came from Russia.
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I am going back to Russia.
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How you going to get
there, mate? Walk?
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How far is it to
the Russian front?
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It's getting closer every day.
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It's still out of the question.
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Now, look, Igor, be reasonable.
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Schultz!
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All right, look.
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Switch. Switch.
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What are you doing?!
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Keep your head down!
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Colonel Hogan.
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Oh, here you are, Colonel.
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Did you hear the latest news?
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We shot down a Russian plane.
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Our antiaircraft brought
him down from 10,000 feet.
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It was right near the camp.
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Pretty good shooting, Schultz.
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What happened to the pilot?
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He got away, but we
are going to find him.
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Oh, our men our looking for him.
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The Fuhrer said all the
Russians are cowards.
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They're always on the run.
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Reports I here,
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they're running the
wrong way, Schultz.
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What's the matter with him?
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Nothing. He just doesn't
want to get his hair cut.
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Just like a little boy, huh?
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One, two, three, four, five,
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six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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Colonel Hogan.
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Mm-hmm?
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There seems to be
some irregularity here.
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Whatever it is, Schultz,
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it's your imagination.
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I have to report.
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Just a minute, Schultz.
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Let me tell you a story first.
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I have no time for stories.
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This story you'll
be interested in.
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It's about a certain
German sergeant
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who wanted to look good
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in front of his
commanding officer
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by making a report on something
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he should have ignored.
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Now, this sergeant,
who, in his barracks,
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has 12 pounds of coffee,
a dozen pair of nylons...
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Which, incidentally,
are made in America.
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You gave them to me.
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Did I mention any names?
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Now, the story's about
what would happen
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to this sergeant
if the colonel...
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Wait.
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I'm going to count again.
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One, two, three, four, five,
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six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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You're right.
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It was my imagination.
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Good.
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All right, let's get him
down in the tunnel.
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Come on!
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Nyet! I will not go down there!
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Iggy, don't force me
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to make you see
my point of view.
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Might I see your point of view?
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Here's your hat. Be careful.
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Here he comes... Schultz.
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Colonel, I thought it over.
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I am going to give you back
the coffee and the nylons.
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If that's the way
you want it, Schultz.
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That's the way.
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Now I an going to report.
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Naturally, you've
got your duty to do.
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Jawohl. One, two, three, four...
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five...
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six, seven, eight, nine...
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Something wrong, Schultz?
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I thought...
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Never mind.
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Now, about the
nylons and coffee.
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Trouble with you, Colonel Hogan,
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is you never know when
someone is making a joke.
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You were making a joke?
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Ja. I was making a ha-ha.
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Everything's okay?
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Ja. Good.
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Ha-ha.
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Ha-ha.
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Well, that takes
care of Schultz.
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Now what about Igor?
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There's still a problem.
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Go down and bring him up, huh?
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Right.
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You know, sir, he's
not going to settle
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for anything less than Russia.
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He's going to have to.
271
00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:45,469
We're sending him to England.
272
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,004
Colonel, he's gone.
273
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,506
Gone?
274
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,502
Yeah. He went right
out the tunnel entrance.
275
00:11:50,526 --> 00:11:51,988
He's going back to Russia
276
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,922
like a homing
pigeon... Dead east.
277
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,074
He's not going to get very far
278
00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:57,064
with all those men Klink
has searching for him.
279
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,510
Why don't we go
out and look for him?
280
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,018
In broad daylight?
281
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,118
Not a chance.
282
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,670
Well, we can't just sit here.
283
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:03,855
You're right.
284
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,357
Where you going, Colonel?
285
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,392
Sit in Klink's office.
286
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,534
Now, your squad will cover
this entire area: sector B14.
287
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,871
The other squad will cover
this entire area: sector C11.
288
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,550
Check everything and everybody.
289
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,607
I want you to find
that Russian pilot.
290
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,144
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
291
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,752
Yes? Colonel Klink speaking.
292
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,220
Lieutenant Bergman.
293
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,156
Anything new to report?
294
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,691
Nothing.
295
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,793
No, you can't
come here for lunch.
296
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,028
Forget about eating.
I'm hungry, too.
297
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,230
Just find that Russian pilot.
298
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,544
Looking for a Russian flier?
299
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,068
Yes, I certainly am.
300
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,747
Why don't you put
an ad in the paper?
301
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,515
Must be a few of
them who aren't busy.
302
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,740
I am looking for a pilot
303
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,541
who landed in
this area yesterday.
304
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,844
In other words, I'm
looking for a particular pilot.
305
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:00,890
Ah, come on now.
306
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:01,957
Can't be too particular
307
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:02,992
if he landed around here.
308
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,016
Colonel Hogan, are you
here for anything special?
309
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:08,430
Yeah, I wanted to know when you
expect the Red Cross packages for my men.
310
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,088
When they get
here, you'll get them.
311
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,089
Not sooner.
312
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,568
Sounds fair enough.
313
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,891
Oh, your telephone, sir.
314
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,160
Thank you.
315
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,379
Colonel Klink speaking.
316
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:20,381
Yes, Berlin.
317
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:23,384
Lieutenant Huber?
318
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:26,286
Field Marshal Gruneke's aide.
319
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,524
Sir, it's a pleasure
always to...
320
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,292
Yes, sir. We're making
a very thorough search
321
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:33,728
for the Russian pilot.
322
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:36,463
Of course, sir. As
soon as we find him
323
00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:37,899
we'll let you know.
324
00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:42,202
And, sir, I'd like to say I
have left nothing to chance.
325
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,116
Every detail has
been worked out.
326
00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:47,942
Hello? Hello?
327
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,697
These pins... they aren't
the area you're searching in.
328
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,231
They certainly are.
329
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,366
Don't you see the
mistake you're...
330
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,135
I'm sorry. It's none
of my business.
331
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,916
That's right, Hogan. It's
none of your business.
332
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,439
It's not.
333
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:08,012
Hogan... come back here.
334
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,314
You called me, sir?
335
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,550
What, uh, were you going to say?
336
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,386
It's really none of my business.
337
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,856
Hogan, as
commanding officer here,
338
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,268
it is my business to find out
339
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,737
what's none of your business.
340
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,060
Now, talk.
341
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,162
Well, you've got all
your search parties
342
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,897
spread out east
of the prison camp.
343
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,532
Why?
344
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:32,569
Because it happens to be
in the direction of Russia.
345
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,872
And it is reasonable to assume
346
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,185
that a Russian would
try to go to Russia.
347
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,843
Put yourself in his place.
348
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:43,447
Would you go in the area in
which everyone was looking for you,
349
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,883
or would you think to yourself
350
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:50,621
they'll be looking
here, but I'll go here.
351
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,323
The distance is
shorter to England.
352
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,393
He can get help from
the French underground.
353
00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:00,898
Hogan, I've never
heard such nonsense.
354
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,567
When it comes to military
tactics, you're a child.
355
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,236
I'm not trying to compare
myself to you, sir.
356
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,705
I should hope not.
357
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,439
Now, that's all.
358
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,102
This is Colonel Klink.
359
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,720
Message to all units.
360
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,691
Abandon search in all
sectors east of the camp.
361
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,094
This is Colonel Klink.
362
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,774
Cover all areas
west of the camp.
363
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:35,900
Unit commanders report
to me every 15 minutes.
364
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,335
This is Colonel Klink. I...
365
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,672
No, Lieutenant Bergman,
forget about lunch.
366
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:45,375
I just want you to
find that Russian pilot.
367
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,712
You said what to Klink?
368
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,914
I just gave him
Horace Greely's advice.
369
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,281
Who is Horace Greely?
370
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,795
A great man who
had a wonderful plan
371
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,396
for relieving
congestion in New York.
372
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,687
The tunnel.
373
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,122
Hey, maybe Igor's come back.
374
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,691
If he has, it's the first
good sense he's shown.
375
00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:14,755
Colonel Hogan, will you please
keep your pigeon at home?
376
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:15,968
Did he give you much trouble?
377
00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:18,325
Trouble? He's a
one-man Russian front.
378
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,571
We'll keep an eye
on him this time.
379
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,728
And, if he gets away again,
380
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:22,507
I'm going to turn him over to
the Germans in self-defense.
381
00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:23,575
All right, Dubois.
382
00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:24,999
Ta-ta.
383
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,845
You've been a naughty boy, Igor.
384
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:30,337
Colonel, as long as you
keep me against my will,
385
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:31,839
I am prisoner.
386
00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:33,340
But you cannot watch forever.
387
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,187
I am not going to
England. I go to Russia!
388
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,511
What's so special about Russia?
389
00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:40,347
Colonel, you have
never been there?
390
00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:42,349
Never.
391
00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,685
You do not know
what you are missing.
392
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:45,864
Oh, really? Tell me.
393
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,299
I'd love to hear the story.
394
00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:48,639
Will be pleasure.
395
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,874
Russia is most
wonderful country.
396
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,376
Is it big?
397
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,212
Ten times bigger
than United States.
398
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,780
Most beautiful rivers.
399
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,751
The Volga is longest
river in entire world.
400
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,338
Cities? Moscow...
401
00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:07,057
Kinch, I want you to
hook up a telephone wire
402
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,704
from Klink's office to mine.
403
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,295
I'll have it rigged
for you in a half hour.
404
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,663
Igor going to England?
405
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,699
Nope. Russia.
406
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,671
But, in 1925, shipping tonnage
407
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,273
on Volga increased
by ten percent,
408
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:26,711
or 176,000 tons more.
409
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,226
At same time, wheat
crops, in spite of...
410
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,523
We're all set.
411
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,191
We're all hooked
into Klink's office.
412
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,609
Now all I got to do is
attach this wire to this phone.
413
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,346
So you covered all the areas?
414
00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:46,447
Twice?
415
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,993
Well, there's no use continuing.
416
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:50,097
Have all the units
report to camp at once.
417
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,404
Schultz.
418
00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:58,192
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
419
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,077
The search is off.
420
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,245
Have all...
421
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,982
Yes? Colonel Klink speaking.
422
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,068
This is Lieutenant Huber.
423
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:08,881
Why haven't you reported to me?
424
00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:12,740
Field Marshal von
Gruneke is very displeased.
425
00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:15,254
Are you going on with the
search for the Russian pilot?
426
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:18,429
Of course, Lieutenant Huber.
427
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,998
Yes. Yes.
428
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,467
Oh, I wouldn't
dream of giving it up.
429
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,203
Our men are working
all around the clock.
430
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,941
This is Colonel Klink speaking.
431
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,075
The search is on.
432
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,245
Have all units report
back to the field.
433
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,580
No, Lieutenant Bergman,
434
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,516
I do not want to
hear about lunch,
435
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,284
nor dinner either.
436
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,922
How do you like this
Lieutenant Huber for gall?
437
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,673
All right, I suppose.
438
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,409
All right? It's an outrage.
439
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,477
"Why haven't you
reported to me?"
440
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,579
"Sloppy, inefficient command."
441
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,715
Imagine, a young lieutenant
442
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,568
talking like that
to me... A colonel.
443
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,070
That's not nice!
444
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,389
I don't have to take that.
445
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:03,491
If the field marshal
finds out about this,
446
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:04,566
he will not approve.
447
00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:07,562
A field marshal
understands discipline.
448
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:12,433
He would put that fresh
Lieutenant Huber in his place.
449
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:15,035
And I'll see to it that
he finds out about it.
450
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,471
Yes, he'll find out about it.
451
00:19:17,506 --> 00:19:19,490
Get me Field Marshal von
Gruneke's headquarters
452
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,559
in Berlin at once.
It's most important.
453
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,272
Schultz, what are you
standing around for?
454
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,595
Don't you have something to do?!
455
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,615
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
456
00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:30,818
Yes, tell him
457
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:33,887
it is a matter concerning
Lieutenant Huber.
458
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,055
I'll wait.
459
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,591
Huber?
460
00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:37,958
That wouldn't be the Huber
461
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:40,661
whose uncle is Field Marshal
von Gruneke, would it?
462
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:42,730
His uncle?!
463
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,798
Field Marshal von Gruneke?
464
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,834
Wrong number.
465
00:19:49,739 --> 00:19:51,839
What do you know
about Lieutenant Huber?
466
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:53,207
Oh, he's very well-known.
467
00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:55,454
His sister's married
to Goebbel's cousin.
468
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:59,179
His mother went to school with
Goering's wife... her best friend.
469
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:01,616
Goering? Oh, but most important,
470
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:05,371
do you know who
everyone says his father is?
471
00:20:06,889 --> 00:20:09,022
But Hitler is not married!
472
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,691
So what?
473
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:12,960
That would make Huber...
474
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:15,263
So's his old man.
475
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,412
Was then five-year
plan introduced...
476
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,003
Actually, was only four
and one quarter years.
477
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:24,805
Oh, thank goodness.
478
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,917
Factory production,
479
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,919
agriculture quotas
were increased.
480
00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:30,088
The workers sang as they worked.
481
00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:31,178
What about sleep?
482
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:32,980
What a marvelous idea.
483
00:20:33,015 --> 00:20:36,362
Six hours was found to
be enough by our scientists.
484
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:39,287
As we cut our sleep, we
increased working hours.
485
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,634
The first year was
glorious success.
486
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,223
Let me give you figures.
487
00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:44,903
Now, one would never expect...
488
00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:47,322
Colonel Klink, this
is Lieutenant Huber.
489
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,113
Why haven't I heard from you?
490
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,342
What about the Russian?
491
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,244
We haven't found
him yet but, believe me,
492
00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:54,196
it'll be just a matter
of an hour or two.
493
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,215
Colonel, we don't want excuses.
494
00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:57,348
We want results.
495
00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:59,623
Believe me, sir, we're
doing everything we can.
496
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,425
That's not good enough.
497
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,094
I'm in your area now.
498
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,129
If we don't get
some action soon,
499
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,914
I'm coming in to take
personal charge myself.
500
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,366
That won't be necessary, sir.
501
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,402
He can't get away.
502
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,702
We'll find him.
503
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,588
For your sake, I hope so.
504
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:16,791
By the way, were you the one
505
00:21:16,826 --> 00:21:20,494
who called my uncle,
Field Marshal von Gruneke
506
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,895
to talk about me?
507
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,230
Why, no, sir.
508
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:25,215
I haven't been near my phone.
509
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,652
I must have some
action or heads will roll.
510
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,487
Yes, sir.
511
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,892
He's got to be the son.
512
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:38,612
Igor, we're going to
get you back to Russia.
513
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:40,214
That is wonderful.
514
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:41,582
But you'll have to trust me.
515
00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:43,728
Do whatever I say, no
matter what you think.
516
00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:45,819
I will. Fine.
517
00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:47,237
Yes? Klink speaking.
518
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,573
This is Field
Marshal von Gruneke.
519
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,025
Oh, Field Marshal von Gruneke.
520
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,921
Oh, I'm sorry, but
we still haven't...
521
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,806
I just wanted to let you know
522
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:58,076
we have captured the
Russian flier here in Berlin.
523
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,768
You did? In Berlin?
524
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:03,570
But, sir, your aide,
Lieutenant Huber...
525
00:22:03,605 --> 00:22:06,774
Don't mention Lieutenant
Huber's name to me!
526
00:22:06,809 --> 00:22:09,192
He is a disgrace.
527
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,511
But he's your nephew, sir.
528
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,895
Not anymore!
529
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,197
I have disowned him.
530
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,968
He stole money from
the officer's mess.
531
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,019
Is that so?
532
00:22:19,055 --> 00:22:21,071
And now he has disappeared.
533
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,301
He's a deserter.
534
00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:24,392
But, the last time he called,
535
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,460
he said he was in this area.
536
00:22:26,495 --> 00:22:29,107
If you see him, you will
have him shot at once.
537
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:31,210
Yes, sir, I'll make a
note of it: shoot Huber.
538
00:22:31,234 --> 00:22:33,918
Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
539
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,953
That's too good for him.
540
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,938
I have a better idea.
541
00:22:37,973 --> 00:22:40,374
Yes?
542
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,109
Yes?
543
00:22:42,145 --> 00:22:43,677
Oh, that's perfect.
544
00:22:43,712 --> 00:22:45,424
Oh, yes, sir.
That's much better.
545
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,049
Oh, yes, sir.
546
00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:53,665
Igor, you'll soon
be on your way,
547
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:56,169
so we better say good-bye here.
548
00:22:58,361 --> 00:23:00,161
Good-bye.
549
00:23:00,196 --> 00:23:03,497
I guess now we're engaged.
550
00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:05,199
Forget it. Come on.
551
00:23:06,736 --> 00:23:09,164
This is Colonel
Klink's office right here.
552
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,470
Okay, Lieutenant Huber...
553
00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:13,440
Ah, Lieutenant Huber,
come in, come in, come in.
554
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:16,343
I cannot tell you how
I've been looking forward
555
00:23:16,378 --> 00:23:17,828
to this little meeting.
556
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,346
You will never guess
557
00:23:19,381 --> 00:23:22,216
who I spoke to
a little while ago.
558
00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:25,051
Hmm? You don't want to guess?
559
00:23:25,087 --> 00:23:27,705
Your uncle, the field marshal.
560
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,673
Oh, he's very unhappy.
561
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:33,677
You know, you ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
562
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,813
Stealing.
563
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,681
And a deserter, too.
564
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:41,001
Hard to believe a
field marshal's nephew
565
00:23:41,036 --> 00:23:42,569
could sink so low.
566
00:23:42,605 --> 00:23:44,750
I suppose you're going
to have him shot, sir?
567
00:23:44,774 --> 00:23:46,306
No.
568
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,542
We have something
much better in store
569
00:23:48,577 --> 00:23:50,077
for the young lieutenant.
570
00:23:50,112 --> 00:23:51,595
Guard!
571
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,602
Take this man to the
transportation officer in town
572
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,503
and give him this order.
573
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:01,738
You
574
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,024
are being sent to
the Russian front.
575
00:24:04,059 --> 00:24:05,859
No, Colonel, not that!
576
00:24:05,894 --> 00:24:08,646
Yes, that's the place for
him... The Russian front.
577
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,330
Take him away.
578
00:24:15,737 --> 00:24:17,204
Russian front?
579
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:19,155
That's what I call justice.
580
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,343
Even better than that,
581
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,646
it's getting even.
582
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,826
You know, it would
be a funny thing if, um...
583
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,016
What?
584
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:32,085
If he really wanted to
go to the Russian front.
585
00:24:32,121 --> 00:24:33,254
Ja.
586
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,057
That would be funny.
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