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- Hamburg has been chosen
as the ideal location
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for the new factory.
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Proximity to Dusseldorf
and a good supply of power.
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- An excellent choice,
Major Hochstetter.
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- I'm so glad you approve.
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This plant will produce
a new high velocity
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armor-piercing shell.
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This is top secret.
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The entire area around here,
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including Stalag
13, must be secure.
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- And so it is.
- It is not!
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In the last years there have
been more active of sabotage
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around this camp than any
other place in Germany. Why?
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- But there has never
been a successful escape
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from Stalag 13.
- You keep saying that,
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but there is not an
answer to my question.
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- No.
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- But the Gestapo
will get the answer.
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Send in Colonel Hogan!
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- Gentlemen, you sent
for me, Commandant?
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- I sent for you, Hogan.
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- Major Hochstetter has been
conducting an investigation.
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- Hogan, in the last 12
months in the area here,
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three bridges have been blown
up, two trains destroyed,
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a research laboratory destroyed,
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a small arms factory burnt down,
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and at least 12 officers
and men of the Wehrmacht
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have disappeared completely.
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How would you explain this?
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- Just hasn't been a good year.
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- Hogan, all of these acts
of sabotage have taken place
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within a short
distance of this camp.
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Why?
- Search me.
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- That, Colonel Hogan, is
exactly what I intend to do.
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Search you and every
inch of Stalag 13.
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- Well gentlemen, if that's
all, I'll be on my way.
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- You are most anxious
to get out of here.
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- Oh, if there's
gonna be a search,
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I don't know about you guys,
but I got things to hide.
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Major, your boys are
ruining the place.
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- Right. It was an
eyesore before he started.
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You're making a bleedin'
wreck out of it.
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- I think I like it
better as a wreck.
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- Our genial landlord
isn't gonna be happy.
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- Go right ahead, Major.
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- Hey, what are doing
with my mattress?
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Hey, leave it alone!
You're ruining it.
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I'm reporting this
to the Red Cross.
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- A-ha!
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The first piece of evidence.
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- Hey, that's mine!
- Easy, Carter, easy.
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- Ah!
- That's of no interest.
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- Depends on how long
you've been away from home.
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- A-ha?
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Why is this closed?
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It's hollow under this stove.
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There's a tunnel there.
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- Impossible.
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- Of course, that's a
terrible place for a tunnel.
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Who put a tunnel here?
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LeBeau.
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- I'm sorry, Colonel.
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I lost the beat.
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- Klink, see to it that
this man is punished.
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- Two days in
solitary confinement.
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- Give him three days
and some music lessons.
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- A-ha!
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- That appears to
be a homemade radio.
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- Yes, a radio. Most ingenious.
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Is this what you use to
receive messages from outside?
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- No comment.
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- Answer the Major's questions!
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- Never mind.
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Ah!
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"Sorry, no radio."
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Klink, you are the
Commandant here.
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Do you allow this sort of thing?
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- The men responsible
for this will be confined
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to barracks for two weeks.
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- That's cruel and
inhuman punishment.
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- Klink, a German officer
has been insulted!
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- All potato rations are
cut in half for 10 days.
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- That's a terrible thing to do.
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- Do you consider this adequate
punishment, Commandant?
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- The ping-pong
tournament is canceled.
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- Now, that's the
worst blow of all!
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- We have turned the place
inside out and found nothing.
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That alone is suspicious.
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- The Commandant of Stalag 13,
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he doesn't know anything?
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- Fraulein, you've
asked the question
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and answered it
at the same time.
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No, I am convinced that
the only way we will
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get the information is by
working from the inside.
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- I agree.
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- Fraulein Mueller,
you are one of the most
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experienced agents we have
in the Geheime Staatspolizei.
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I am relying on you.
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- I will do my best, Herr Major.
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- Now, this man is one of
the guards at Stalag 13.
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It is possible he
has information
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without even knowing he has it.
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Your mission is to
gain his confidence,
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get him interested in
you, make him talk.
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- It should not
be too difficult.
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This one looks stupid.
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- Why not? He studied
under Colonel Klink.
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- Wine, bitte.
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Danke.
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- Excuse me.
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- Oh.
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Danke, Lieutenant.
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- Not Lieutenant. Sergeant.
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- Ah, but still a leader of men.
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- Who? Me?
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- A leader of men and
a, uh, charmer of women.
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- Charmer of
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women?
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Nobody ever called me
that, not even my mother.
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- But sometimes mothers
don't know their children.
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- Mine did.
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Whenever I came into
the house, she hit me.
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- You were a naughty boy.
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- No, just because I was there.
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- Tell me about it, Lieutenant.
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- Uh-uh, not
Lieutenant, Sergeant.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, that's all right.
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If you would know me better,
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you would realize.
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- Oh, blimey.
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- If I cook, why
should I be on KP?
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- You're closest to the kitchen.
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- Excuse me.
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From the underground, sir.
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"Sending Kirk. Usual place.
- 00 hours."
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All right, Carter, Newkirk,
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go out and bring him
in through the tunnel.
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- Right.
- Right.
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- Let's hope Kirk has
the information we want.
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- Yeah, I'd like to know
why Major Hochstetter
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suddenly is so interested
in little old Stalag 13.
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- High-velocity shells.
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That is our
information, Colonel.
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They have brought the workers
from as far as Berlin.
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- Security.
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That accounts for the
Gestapo being so jumpy.
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- They gave us a
right old going over.
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- They almost tore my
picture of Rita Hayworth.
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Well, they did.
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- Once they start production,
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they'll tighten
security even more.
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I'd like to get a shot at
it before they get underway.
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- It is about a mile from
town on the north side.
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The road is here.
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- That looks like a tough one.
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- Gonna use
demolition packs, sir?
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- I don't know.
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What's on this side
of the building?
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- Storage.
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Detonators for the
high-velocity shells,
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explosives and oil for
the factory machines.
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- If we blew that, the
whole plant would go up.
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- They could never stop it.
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- Okay.
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Now, if we can get
into the woods.
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- They have patrols.
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- They always do, but if
we can get close enough
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to toss a couple
of hand grenades
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into the side of the building,
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Fourth of July'll be a
little early this year.
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- It'll be great, huh?
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- Carter, how we
fixed for grenades?
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- Are you kidding?
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I got about six of
the most beautiful
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potato mashers you've ever seen.
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- Carter.
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- Anytime you're
ready, boy. Sir.
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- Okay, that's it.
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Unless anybody has any better
ideas, that's the plan.
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Just one thing missing.
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We need a nice little diversion.
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- What'd you have in mind, sir?
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- We need something to lead
the Krauts away from us.
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- And from our people, too.
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Let's take
another look at that map.
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- Hey, that smells
great, LeBeau.
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I love potato soup.
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- Potato soup. That's
ragu, you idiot.
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Oh. Back where I come from,
ham and eggs are a delicacy.
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♪ Guten Abend,
guten abend to you ♪
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- The door.
- Ah, the door.
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♪ I close the door ♪
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♪ I close the door ♪
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- Pretty happy tonight, Schultz.
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♪ La la la la ♪
Why not?
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I was dancing, dancing, dancing!
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- Who with?
- Corporal Langenscheidt?
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- Nein. With my Eva in town, ah!
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Everybody stopped to watch us.
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- They had to.
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There was no room left to dance.
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- Oh, what a beautiful
couple we made.
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- Beauty and the beast.
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♪ Ra, ra, ra, ra ♪
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♪ La, la ♪
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Ooh, you ought to fix
the hole in the ground.
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Someone might fall
in and hurt himself.
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- Yeah, we'll get
around to it, Schultz.
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♪ Ra, ra, ra, ra ♪
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Ah, the moon and the stars,
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and the stars and the moon.
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Ah, guten abend, my friends,
and schlafen sie gut.
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♪ And pleasant dreams ♪
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♪ Schlafen sie gut ♪
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♪ And pleasant dreams ♪
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- He seems depressed.
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- Schultz dancing?
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In war,
anything can happen.
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- But not that.
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- For Pete's sake, he didn't
even notice the tunnel.
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- Yeah, he's round the bend.
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- I think I'll have a
talk to Schultz tomorrow.
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I'm a little concerned.
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- Why, Colonel?
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- I think Schultz is in love.
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Schultz?
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A little present from the boys.
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- Ooh, Amerikanisch
cigarette for me?
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- Trade 'em in for a castle
on the Rhine if you want.
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- Danke, nein.
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I'm going to smoke them
on my date tonight.
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- Another date? The same girl?
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- Of course. I'm no butterfly.
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- Sounds serious.
Where'd you meet her?
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- At the hofbrau. She
let me pick her up.
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- Old irresistible
Schultz. You son of a gun.
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- I had just got a haircut,
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and I must have
smelled very good.
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- Yeah. That's why you've
been so happy lately, huh?
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- Colonel Hogan, I
think I'm in love.
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- Love is for
civilians, Schultz.
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Is, uh, is it local talent?
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- No. She's new in town.
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- Oh, that's the best kind.
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Pretty?
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Probably a big fan
of the Fuhrer's.
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- Yeah, she thinks
Hitler is a great man.
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- Yeah, that figures.
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She know you're stationed
out here at old Casa Klink?
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- Oh, yeah, and she's so nice.
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She's interested
about everything.
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She asks so many questions.
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- Mm-hmm. That is nice.
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Where are you
taking her tonight?
255
00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:17,041
- To the hofbrau,
where we always go.
256
00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,346
- Good, good.
257
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,696
Well, good luck, Schultz.
258
00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,306
- Danke.
259
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,481
- And remember, all the
world loves a lover.
260
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:23,917
- Oh, is that so?
261
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,397
- Well, I'm not sure.
262
00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:26,485
It's been so long
since I've been one.
263
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,882
♪ Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra ♪
264
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,017
- I was right. The
blimp is in love.
265
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,192
- With another blimp?
266
00:12:39,411 --> 00:12:41,065
- Good-looking woman.
Brand-new in town.
267
00:12:41,239 --> 00:12:42,762
She keeps asking questions
about what's going on here.
268
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,330
- Gestapo.
- Even money bet.
269
00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:46,723
We may be able to use her.
270
00:12:46,897 --> 00:12:48,028
- Carter?
- Mm-hmm.
271
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,247
- You're going
into town tonight.
272
00:12:49,421 --> 00:12:50,901
- I am?
- To the hofbrau.
273
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:52,250
I want you to find
out what you can
274
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:54,252
about Schultz's girlfriend.
- Why me?
275
00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:56,515
- Well, you look more like a
German than the rest of us.
276
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,605
- Well, that's a fine
thing for an officer
277
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,608
to say about an enlisted
man, that really is.
278
00:14:16,682 --> 00:14:17,814
- Any trouble?
279
00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:19,424
- No, fine.
- Good, good.
280
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,296
- Hi.
- What'd you find out?
281
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:25,038
- Well, I followed them
after they left the hofbrau.
282
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,257
They were holding hands.
283
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,128
It was kind of cute, you know?
284
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,043
Then Schultz kissed
her good night.
285
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,871
And then Schultz wanted
to do some more kissing,
286
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,742
but I don't think she wanted to.
287
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:34,961
You know how girls
are sometimes.
288
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,136
- Carter.
289
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,443
- Yeah.
290
00:14:38,617 --> 00:14:40,010
Well, after Schultz
left, I followed her.
291
00:14:40,184 --> 00:14:41,750
And guess where she went?
292
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,101
Right into Gestapo
Headquarters in Hammelburg.
293
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,537
- I knew it.
- That's good enough for me.
294
00:14:45,711 --> 00:14:46,973
- Leave it to Schultz.
295
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,019
Falls for a phony.
- Poor slob.
296
00:14:49,193 --> 00:14:51,021
- This could work
out very nicely.
297
00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:53,023
Newkirk, we need some Gestapo
uniforms for the underground.
298
00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:54,067
- Good as done, sir.
299
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,460
- LeBeau?
- Yeah?
300
00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:57,157
- Tell Kinch to
get on the radio.
301
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,724
I need Kurt here for a
briefing soon as possible.
302
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,986
- Right, Colonel.
303
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,205
- What's the plan?
304
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,599
- Try to blow that factory and
lay it back on the Gestapo.
305
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,692
- Nonsense.
306
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:11,824
You mean to tell me this
is the most information
307
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,608
you could receive?
308
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,350
Schultz is sergeant of
the guard at Stalag 13.
309
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,874
Are you trying to tell
me he doesn't know
310
00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:19,963
what's going on in his own camp?
311
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:22,530
- In my opinion, there
is nothing to be gained
312
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,184
from this contact.
313
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,753
- I am not interested in
your opinion, Fraulein.
314
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,494
Schultz is our only lead.
315
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:31,539
You will continue to see him,
316
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,933
and you will make every effort
to gain information from him.
317
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,458
Understood?
318
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,419
- Understood, Herr Major.
319
00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:43,856
- How's it going with
the girlfriend, Schultz?
320
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,423
- She seems to like me,
321
00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:47,164
but I'm not getting
anywhere with her.
322
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:48,905
So, I go into town
to get her a present.
323
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,080
- Maybe she's just shy.
324
00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,256
- So am I, but I fight it.
325
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:53,997
I don't understand women.
326
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:55,346
- Nobody does, Schultz,
until they're married,
327
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,608
and then it's too late.
328
00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:03,136
- You know, women like
anything that's unusual,
329
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,095
different, mysterious.
330
00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:06,879
- What's so mysterious about me?
331
00:16:08,011 --> 00:16:09,012
This is it.
332
00:16:10,927 --> 00:16:13,190
- Say, you might tell
her that you work
333
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,105
for counterintelligence.
334
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,150
You're a captain in the
Gestapo, something like that.
335
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,760
- Ja.
336
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:20,762
When we first met, she
called me Lieutenant.
337
00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:23,113
- See? She's an easy sale.
338
00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:24,288
When are you gonna
see her again?
339
00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:25,985
- Tomorrow night at the hofbrau.
340
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,293
Captain of Counterintelligence.
341
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,990
You think she actually
would believe me?
342
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,600
- Look, love is blind.
343
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,298
If you're lucky, it's also deaf.
344
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,474
- Maybe I try it.
345
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:38,955
But I hate to tell
a lie to a girl.
346
00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:40,826
- Why not? Everybody else does.
347
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,394
Tallyho, lover.
348
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:45,309
- Thank you, Colonel.
349
00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:54,579
- All right, the fix is in.
350
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:55,884
We move tomorrow night.
351
00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,016
Uniforms going to be ready?
352
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,887
- They are, sir.
353
00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,063
- Kinch, get on the radio to
Kurt and give him the word.
354
00:17:00,237 --> 00:17:01,716
- Right.
355
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,762
- The old barrage balloon
looks a bit worried.
356
00:17:03,936 --> 00:17:05,155
- You would be too
if you were just made
357
00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:07,287
a captain in
counterintelligence.
358
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,249
- You are not talking very much.
359
00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:15,643
You don't seem to be
yourself tonight, darling.
360
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,471
- I'm not myself.
361
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:18,907
I'm somebody else.
362
00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:20,822
- Really?
363
00:17:21,954 --> 00:17:25,479
- Captain Felix Schaufhausen,
Gestapo Counterintelligence.
364
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,829
- What?
365
00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:29,788
- It's hard to
believe, isn't it?
366
00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:33,618
- Captain Felix Sch-sch,
are you serious?
367
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,446
- Gestapo is always serious.
368
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,406
- Why didn't you
tell me this before?
369
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,365
- I didn't know it
myself until yesterday.
370
00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:45,195
I mean, I mean, I didn't decide
to tell you until yesterday.
371
00:17:46,892 --> 00:17:48,763
- Well, what are you doing
in this sergeant's uniform?
372
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,896
- Just counterintelligizing.
373
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:54,943
This is very interesting.
374
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:58,251
It, uh, puts our relationship
on a different basis.
375
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,949
- Ja, Eva? Oh, that's wonderful.
376
00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,778
- Sergeant Hans Schultz,
Fraulein Eva Mueller,
377
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,824
you are under arrest.
378
00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:07,434
- Us?
- What are you talking about?
379
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,002
- You will come with us
to Gestapo Headquarters.
380
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,699
- You must be mistaken.
381
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,484
- We were just sitting
here having a little wine
382
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:14,876
and telling a few lies.
383
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,749
- You have been under
observation for weeks,
384
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:20,230
trying to get military
information from this man.
385
00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:22,710
- From me? I don't know
any military information.
386
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:27,889
- All right, I will go to
Gestapo Headquarters with you.
387
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,675
But I warn you, you
will regret this.
388
00:18:30,849 --> 00:18:32,285
- Take her to the car.
389
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,331
If she makes a move to
escape, use your gun.
390
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:36,202
I will take care of this man.
391
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,813
- Sh-sh-she is a spy?
392
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,598
- Unquestionably.
393
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:44,645
- Shh, and I told her I'm a spy.
394
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,300
Please, please let me go.
395
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,521
I'm loyal to the Fuhrer.
I'm loyal to anyone!
396
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:51,783
- Well.
397
00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:53,480
- I'm stationed at Stalag 13.
398
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,222
You can get me there
anytime, night and day,
399
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,355
24-hour service.
400
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,879
- All right. Use the rear door.
401
00:19:01,053 --> 00:19:03,099
Go immediately to Stalag 13.
402
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:04,839
- Danke!
403
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,277
- Report to your commanding
officer, full details.
404
00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:09,017
- Jawohl!
405
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:10,236
- Heil Hitler!
406
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,586
- Oh, absolutely. Heil Hitler.
407
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,723
Can you imagine,
Colonel Hogan? A spy!
408
00:19:18,897 --> 00:19:20,290
- That's what I've
always said, Schultz.
409
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:21,900
You can't trust
women in wartime.
410
00:19:22,074 --> 00:19:23,249
- In peacetime, either.
411
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,511
- I also said that.
412
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,340
- They took her to
Gestapo Headquarters, huh?
413
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,907
- For questioning.
414
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:30,778
- Well.
415
00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:33,564
If they want you to report
to the commandant's office,
416
00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:35,174
Schultz, you'd better do it.
417
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,785
- Please, Colonel Hogan,
could you come with me?
418
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,657
- Me? Why?
419
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:41,311
- You could tell them I
was interested in the spy
420
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:43,400
for kissing purposes.
421
00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:44,705
- I don't want to get involved.
422
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,620
This is an inter-Kraut matter.
423
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,318
- Please, Colonel Hogan.
424
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,452
- Oh, all right. I'll
see what I can do.
425
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,498
Wait for me by the
commandant's office.
426
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:55,760
- Danke.
427
00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,419
- LeBeau.
- Yeah?
428
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:03,550
- Watch the door.
- Right.
429
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,378
- Carter?
- Yeah.
430
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,814
Got the grenades?
431
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,120
- All set, Colonel.
- Good.
432
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,948
- Newkirk?
- Oh! Yes, sir.
433
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,298
- Kinch.
434
00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:15,867
All right, wait until
you're in position.
435
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,434
You know what to do.
436
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:18,652
- Right, sir.
437
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,923
Is your identification in here?
438
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,969
Would you mind if
I borrow it, luv?
439
00:20:31,143 --> 00:20:32,492
Mmm!
440
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,102
- Mmm, you're a real
darling, you are. Ta-ta.
441
00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:36,496
- Let's go, let's go.
- Right.
442
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,889
- LeBeau, keep your
eyes on Mata Hari, eh?
443
00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:39,412
- Oui, mon Colonel.
444
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,761
What are your orders
in case of trouble?
445
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,110
- Don't worry.
She can't hurt you.
446
00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:43,199
She's tied up.
447
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,421
- And how long did
you know this woman?
448
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,206
- Almost two weeks,
Herr Kommandant.
449
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,903
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
450
00:20:52,077 --> 00:20:54,906
And were you romantically
involved with her?
451
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,386
- I fall in love very fast.
452
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,214
- It's war, sir.
Everything's speeded up.
453
00:20:58,388 --> 00:20:59,606
- Silence!
454
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,739
- We have only
your word for this.
455
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:02,914
- He's telling the truth, Major.
456
00:21:03,088 --> 00:21:04,829
He came to me for advice.
457
00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:07,135
- Schultz, why didn't you come
to your commanding officer?
458
00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:10,051
You know my door is always
open when my men have problems.
459
00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:11,923
- I needed good advice.
460
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:17,624
Herr Kommandant, I mean, you
are so busy with the war.
461
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,114
- Schultz, you dummkopf.
462
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,942
You talked about Stalag
13 to a stranger?
463
00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:33,336
- I don't have many friends.
464
00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:34,859
- You're a fool.
465
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,426
And what's worse, you're
a fool's idea of a fool.
466
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,949
- Yes, sir.
467
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,951
- Schultz, I'm gonna
break you for this.
468
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,475
I will have you march your
post for the rest of the war.
469
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:43,911
- You can't blame him, sir,
470
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,173
for falling into
the hands of a spy.
471
00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:46,871
- I'm going to blame anybody!
472
00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:48,133
Spy?
473
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,616
You will march your post
in the next war, too.
474
00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:55,619
- Colonel, the
woman is not a spy.
475
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:57,447
Eva Mueller is
one of our agents.
476
00:21:57,621 --> 00:22:00,319
Her mission is to check
security in Stalag 13.
477
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:04,541
- But Herr Major, the
Gestapo arrested her.
478
00:22:04,715 --> 00:22:05,585
- What?
479
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,587
I gave no such orders!
480
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,460
- Nobody tells him anything.
481
00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:13,419
- Ready?
- One, two, three.
482
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,181
- The new factory was blown up?
483
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,096
Sabotaged?
- No.
484
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,403
Burning out of
control completely?
485
00:22:41,317 --> 00:22:42,840
Heil Hitler.
486
00:22:43,014 --> 00:22:44,537
- Oh, what a shame.
- How is this possible?
487
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,496
- It's possible, Major.
488
00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:49,237
One of the guards found a
handbag near the factory.
489
00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:51,109
- Oops.
490
00:22:51,283 --> 00:22:53,546
- It contained identification
for Fraulein Eva Mueller,
491
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,374
member of the Gestapo.
492
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,115
- Don't look now, Major, but
your Mata Hari is showing.
493
00:22:57,289 --> 00:22:58,812
- Obviously, Schultz's
girlfriend is a double agent.
494
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:00,292
- No, no.
495
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,207
- Major Hochstetter!
496
00:23:03,034 --> 00:23:05,253
You would do very well to
protect your own security
497
00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:07,473
instead of worrying
about Stalag 13.
498
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,910
- I will find that
woman if I have to turn
499
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,956
Germany inside out!
500
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,134
- I'll deal with you later.
501
00:23:16,308 --> 00:23:16,917
- Eh, Herr Kommandant, please.
502
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,136
- Silence!
503
00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:19,920
- Take it easy on him, Colonel.
504
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:20,878
All he did was go out with
a girl a couple of times.
505
00:23:21,052 --> 00:23:22,270
- That's right.
506
00:23:22,445 --> 00:23:24,011
- Besides, the
Gestapo's off your back.
507
00:23:26,623 --> 00:23:27,624
- All right.
508
00:23:27,798 --> 00:23:30,409
I'll, uh, overlook it this time.
509
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,237
- Danke.
- He's all heart.
510
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,195
- And you will not fall
in love with anybody
511
00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:35,371
until this war is over.
512
00:23:35,545 --> 00:23:36,676
That's an order, understood?
513
00:23:37,808 --> 00:23:39,200
- Understood.
- Don't worry, Schultz.
514
00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:40,811
You won't have long to wait.
515
00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:42,552
We'll have you Germans
whipped in no time.
516
00:23:42,726 --> 00:23:44,380
- I certainly hope you're right.
517
00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:46,860
Schultz!
518
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,216
- Now, tomorrow night,
this kind gentleman's
519
00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:57,044
gonna take you out of here,
520
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,133
and you'll be on your way to
a nice POW camp in England.
521
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,918
- You'll have company
all the way, Fraulein.
522
00:24:01,092 --> 00:24:03,007
- And if you make
one little mistake,
523
00:24:03,181 --> 00:24:06,097
you'll miss the Gestapo
reunion picnic after the war.
524
00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:07,881
Compris?
525
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,100
- Compris.
526
00:24:12,756 --> 00:24:14,105
- How's it goin', hot lips?
527
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,979
- Colonel Hogan, I would like
to thank you for helping me.
528
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:20,546
- Everything's taken
care of, Colonel.
529
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,547
- Thanks, LeBeau.
530
00:24:22,679 --> 00:24:24,420
- What does he mean by that?
531
00:24:24,594 --> 00:24:26,552
- Oh, he's just doing his part
to keep you away from women.
532
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,250
- But will women
keep away from me?
533
00:24:36,432 --> 00:24:38,172
I have nothing to worry about.
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