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Hogan.
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A bit of a dirty trick,
flying you to London
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for an hour of being
a free man and then
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dropping you back at Stalag 13.
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It breaks up the day, sir.
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You're a good man.
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You can guess what this is.
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D day, sir?
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D day.
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And forget you saw it.
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Now, I can't tell
you the exact date,
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even to tell you this
much had to be cleared
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at the highest level
of intelligence...
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The old man himself...
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But the date will be soon.
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It's been a long
time coming, sir.
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A long time, and we don't want
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any mistakes, not on our part.
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Yes, sir.
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Of course, we could use
a few mistakes from Jerry,
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and that's why
you're here, Hogan.
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You'll have a drink?
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No, thanks, sir.
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Well, don't mind if I do.
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Now, the German General
Staff knows something is up.
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They're meeting tomorrow
to plan their strategy.
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That we know for a fact.
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That's very good
intelligence, sir.
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And we know more.
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Our bombers have pounded
just about every spot in Germany
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they've used for
a meeting place.
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So they're going where
they don't think we'll follow...
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Stalag 13.
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You're going to bomb us?
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It's been brought up.
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And rejected.
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Which is where
you come in, Hogan.
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Sit down.
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Hogan, you have quite a
reputation for the offbeat,
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the bizarre, and
for bringing it off.
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I have a good crew, sir.
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And you're going to need them.
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Now... sometime, in
the next very few days,
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the greatest amphibious
force in history
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is going to hit the
coast of France.
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And when it does,
we need, desperately,
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some indecision from the Germans
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before they react.
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Now, Hogan, we want
nothing less from you
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than to tie up the
German General Staff.
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Can you do it?
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I must say, sir,
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it's quite a challenge.
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That's good enough.
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The means, we'll
leave up to you.
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Thank you, sir.
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Oh, and just one more thing.
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Our informant will
also be at Stalag 13.
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She's the wife of
General von Scheider,
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German Chief of Staff.
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That's a pretty good informant.
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Well, yes and no.
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You see, we planted
her years ago,
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before she married von Scheider,
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and, after that, we
lost contact with her.
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Deliberately. Too risky.
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Well, now there's no
reason to hold back.
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This is it.
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Use her if you can, Hogan.
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But remember, she's been
away from us a long time.
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Don't trust her completely,
unless you have to.
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Yes, sir.
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Good luck, old man.
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Thanks, sir.
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Carry on.
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Up, up, up, up, up, up!
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Everybody up!
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I must have your
immediate attention!
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What's going on?
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I have a very important
announcement to make.
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All prisoners are
confined into the barracks
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until further notice.
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All prisoners are
confined into the barracks
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until further notice.
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And any prisoner found
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not in the barracks
will be shot.
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Hey, get the white gloves.
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Hey, what happened
to you, Schultz?
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You look just like a soldier.
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Herr Kommandant
informed me personally
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that Stalag 13 is the
most important spot
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of all of Germany.
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Why?
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He did not tell me,
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but he wanted me
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to be sure that Colonel Hogan...
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Where is Colonel Hogan?
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Where should he be?
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Right here!
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If he's not here, I would
like to know where he is.
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I think I would like
to know where he is.
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Where is Colonel Hogan?
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Why don't you take a look
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in his office, Schultz?
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I will!
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Is he in there?
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No, but by that time,
he may be out here.
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I demand to kno...
Shh... don't tell me.
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Colonel Hogan!
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Colonel Hogan!
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Hogan, where are you?!
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Hi.
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How's it going?
Welcome home, Colonel.
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Colonel Hogan!
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Somebody call my name?
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Colonel Hogan,
where have you been?
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I have strict orders
from Commandant Klink
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that nothing out of
the way should happen
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in the next several days.
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That everything has to be...
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Something wrong, Schultz?
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I see nothing.
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Hey, how was it?
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What happened
in London, Colonel?
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Did you get a
chance to visit Ginger?
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Goes anywhere,
anytime, day or night.
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If you think my commanding
officer would do...
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All right, hold it, hold it.
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Small talk later.
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We got work to do.
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The German Army General Staff
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is due here in
less than an hour.
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You're kidding.
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Straight stuff.
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Here?
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I'll design my greatest bomb.
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No violence.
Psychological warfare.
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Who does the best Hitler?
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Audio or visual?
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On the phone.
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Kinch.
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No doubt about it. Kinch?!
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Yes, Kinch does the best.
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All right, all
right. It's all set.
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Now, this is so big...
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I-I can't tell you what it is.
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D day.
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Coming, sir, coming.
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Just one moment.
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Welcome, General...
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Hogan!
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What are you doing here?
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I left strict orders.
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Any prisoners found
outside the barracks
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would be shot.
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I just came through the tunnel.
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There's an entrance
in your outer office.
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Schultz! Sergeant Schultz!
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Report to me on the double!
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Something up, sir?
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I'm going to have you escorted
back to your barracks at once.
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Schultz!
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Telephone, sir.
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I don't have time to listen
to the telephone! Schultz!
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I'll get it. No!
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Hello?
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Colonel Klink?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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This is General Borneman,
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calling from Bergtesgarten.
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Oh, General Borneman, I beg
your pardon, General Borneman.
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This is a recording of
the voice of the Fuhrer
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being played for
all the colonels
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in the German army.
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Are you listening?
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Sir, I'm listening, I'm
listening with all my being.
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Did you call me,
Herr Kommandant?
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Schultz, be quiet!
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To all colonels,
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the war goes poorly.
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Why?
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Because my generals
cannot follow orders!
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Because, from the
chief of staff down,
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they put themselves before
the genius of the Fuhrer.
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Therefore, I shall
teach them a lesson.
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I shall seek out and find
the most incompetent colonel
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in the entire German army...
But one who can follow orders.
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He shall be my
new chief of staff.
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Together, we shall
sweep on to glorious victory
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for the fatherland.
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I have spoken!
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Bad news from home, sir?
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Incredible news, Hogan.
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The Fuhrer is
looking for the most
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incompetent colonel
in the Germany Army,
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to make him his
new chief of staff.
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Marvelous! Congratulations!
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Hogan!
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With my record...
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Why, they've even
chosen Stalag 13
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as the meeting place
for the General Staff.
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The General Staff.
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What am I to say to
General von Scheider?
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Tell him 20 prisoners
have escaped
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and you're right in the running.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh...
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Hogan! I can't do that.
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Schultz, take him
back to his barracks
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and see to it that
he stays there.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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If you change your mind, sir,
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just take the guards
off the south tower
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for five minutes, we'll
make you a big man.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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I'll let you know.
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Schultz! Out with him!
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Herr Kommandant, were I
in your favorable position...
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Out!
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Well, and here we are.
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I do hope that you find
my quarters satisfactory.
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Herr General, Frau von Scheider.
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Yes, it will do.
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Now, as you can see,
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I myself live in Spartan
bachelor simplicity.
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They will do,
Klink, they will do.
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Herr General, thank you.
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The staff is
waiting for me, Lilli.
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I shall manage, Karl.
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Uh, Herr General,
shall we go to my office?
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I shall go.
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Of course, of course.
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I wouldn't think of intruding.
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Good.
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I'll be back soon, Lilli.
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Good-bye, Karl.
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Herr General.
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Frau von Scheider.
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If you are trying
to escape, Colonel,
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you will need a much
better sense of direction.
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It's adequate, thanks.
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But there is something
else you can help me with.
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Oh?
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And why should I help you?
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Because I know who
you are and what you are.
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Who told you?
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Never mind.
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What's important now is how
up-to-date is your information?
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I wouldn't know.
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You are my first contact
in over three years.
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It was for your own protection.
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I didn't need protection,
I needed contact.
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Have you any idea
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what happens to a
woman in three years?
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He loves me, you know.
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Yet you kept
sending information.
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With no reply! None!
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Look, whatever the past
three years have been,
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what matters to me is now.
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I'm working on a plan to
immobilize the General Staff.
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I'm making them
think that Hitler
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is replacing von Scheider
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with the most incompetent
colonel in the Wehrmacht,
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just to bring the army to heel.
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How bizarre.
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I'm noted for that.
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The colonel that's
taking his place is Klink,
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which makes it
even more bizarre.
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00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,827
But you are a prisoner of war.
270
00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:22,141
How can you make
such things happen?
271
00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,597
That's why I need the help.
272
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:25,800
They told me not to
get in touch with you
273
00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:27,735
unless I had to, and I had to.
274
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:31,405
Now, are you in or out?
275
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,592
After all this time,
276
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,828
I am to help with
this crazy scheme
277
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,531
which has no
possibility of realization?
278
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,300
It's up to you.
279
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:48,256
For laughs... yes.
280
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,374
Thanks.
281
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,675
You'll have a million.
282
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,747
How do I look, Colonel?
283
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,216
Like a Boy Scout
with a mustache,
284
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,417
but you're all we've got.
285
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,418
Schultz's here.
286
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,797
What'll I do? Stay here.
287
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,188
If we can't fool Schultz,
we can't fool anybody.
288
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,189
Colonel Hogan.
289
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,892
Colonel Hogan, have
you heard the latest?
290
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,560
You know I don't
spread rumors, Schultz.
291
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,562
This is a definite rumor.
292
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,765
There is a Gestapo
major coming into camp
293
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,835
to check on Commandant
Klink's efficiency...
294
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,805
For the office
of chief of staff.
295
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,551
Ah, come off it, Schultzy.
296
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,375
I swear!
297
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,545
It's the most efficient
checkup of inefficiency
298
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,347
in the history of Germany.
299
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,616
And we, humph, we are
a very efficient people.
300
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,884
Where'd you hear it?
301
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,653
Well, it...
302
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:38,756
W-W-Who-Who-Who...?
303
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,835
Aha!
304
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,626
Fraternizing with
the prisoners, is it?
305
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,473
Giving them valuable
military information, is it?
306
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,097
Aha!
307
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:48,945
Silence!
308
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,469
This confirms exactly
what these men had told me.
309
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,750
This is the worst run prisoner-of-war
camp in all of Germany.
310
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,840
That's bad, sir?
311
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,119
That's good...
312
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,255
for Klink's chances of
promotion to chief of staff.
313
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,611
Oh, that's good.
314
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:01,612
That's bad.
315
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,225
He will be replaced by someone
316
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:06,150
who will send bumblers
like you to the Russian front!
317
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,990
That's very bad.
318
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,025
Cheer up, Schultz.
319
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,077
It's only a rumor.
320
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,945
Klink?!
321
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:20,881
Impossible.
322
00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:22,350
Good-bye, Lilli.
323
00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,558
Excuse me, gentlemen.
324
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:33,461
Now, we were discussing...
325
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:36,930
General von Scheider, not Klink.
326
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:38,877
You've heard the rumors then.
327
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,069
My sincerest sympathy.
328
00:13:42,104 --> 00:13:44,049
Frau von Scheider
told me at lunch.
329
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,185
The wives always
know first, somehow.
330
00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:48,259
And the Gestapo is already here.
331
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,879
Apparently the chances
of Klink look very good.
332
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,515
General, my father was a general
333
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:57,251
of the German
army, as was yours.
334
00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:58,819
We have roots, tradition.
335
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:01,189
We will not stand
for this humiliation
336
00:14:01,224 --> 00:14:03,524
at the hands of an
Austrian corporal.
337
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,759
General von Scheider stays.
338
00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:08,463
Who speaks for the true Germany?
339
00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:10,965
All for one and one for all.
340
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,618
Colonel Klink...
341
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,770
Kommandant Klink!
342
00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:20,052
Oh... Major, at
your service, sir.
343
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,276
Major Lindenfelder from Berlin.
344
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,277
Uh-huh.
345
00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:24,278
Checking.
346
00:14:24,314 --> 00:14:25,279
Checking, yes, sir.
347
00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:27,381
I trust that everything
is in perfect order?
348
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:28,382
Miserable.
349
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,617
Miserable, hmm. Is
that bad or is it good?
350
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:31,852
So far, you are getting
351
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:34,288
my highest failing marks
in everything. Come.
352
00:14:34,324 --> 00:14:35,356
No, no, no, please.
353
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:36,701
The General Staff
is meeting in there.
354
00:14:36,725 --> 00:14:37,708
So? Oh!
355
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,711
One could be here and...
356
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,625
May I inquire the
meaning of this?
357
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:47,051
The Gestapo never gives
answers, just questions.
358
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,452
The major's just checking.
359
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,433
You presume, Major, to break
in on the Army General Staff?
360
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,573
Out!
361
00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:54,825
I take orders only
from the Fuhrer.
362
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,810
Not from has-beens.
363
00:14:56,846 --> 00:14:58,980
Has-beens.
364
00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:01,715
I was a general when you
were still living in the gutter.
365
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,962
Now, gentlemen, gentlemen.
366
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,463
Why, there is much to
be said on both sides.
367
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,453
I feel that...
368
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,865
Oh, am I intruding?
I can come back.
369
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:07,872
Out! Out!
370
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,406
Stay.
371
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,074
Stay.
372
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,277
Klink, I thought all prisoners
were to remain in barracks.
373
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,946
Major Lindenfelder, I gave
the strictest instructions
374
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:16,947
to... Mm-hmm.
375
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,382
Another black mark, Klink.
376
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,118
I feel terrible.
377
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:24,455
Klink, you have compiled
a perfect inefficiency rating.
378
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,358
I think the Fuhrer has
found a new chief of staff.
379
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,959
It was nothing.
380
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,060
Nothing?
381
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,130
That is the word for it.
382
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,731
Major, you can tell Berlin
383
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,250
that the General
Staff is united and firm.
384
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:39,703
They're not accepting
this humiliation.
385
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,355
And that is final!
386
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,423
Final?
387
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,724
Uh-huh.
388
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,225
And you, General Bruner,
389
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:48,295
you are putting yourself
in defiance of Herr Hitler?
390
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,608
He is.
391
00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,099
I have my duty as
a German soldier.
392
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:55,670
Of course, uh, obedience
to orders is a part of duty.
393
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,849
Bernhart...
394
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,506
And you, General von Katz?
395
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,408
I am sure, if the Fuhrer
396
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:03,856
truly understood the situation,
397
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,914
his well-known sense
of fair play would...
398
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:07,982
von Katz!
399
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,083
Uh-huh.
400
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,586
You may expect a phone
call in a matter of hours.
401
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:13,253
Yes, sir, a phone call.
402
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:14,332
General Klink.
403
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,093
Sounds right... General Klink.
404
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,928
Stalag 13.
405
00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:23,030
I'm sorry, he's still in a
staff meeting, General.
406
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,031
He's taking no calls.
407
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,143
Stalag 13.
408
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:26,344
General Rommel.
409
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,502
Is that the General Rommel?
410
00:16:29,539 --> 00:16:30,754
They're jamming, Colonel.
411
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,190
The BBC... they're blocking out
412
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,857
all the German
radar installations
413
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,259
between Le Havre and Dunkirk.
414
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,505
That's it... D day.
415
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,040
They'll be hitting the
beaches in a couple of hours.
416
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,475
Guess we better get
started, huh? Right.
417
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,666
Colonel, the woman is outside.
418
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,878
Frau von Scheider?
419
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,669
She came down
through the entrance
420
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,437
in Klink's quarters on her own.
421
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,589
I found her wandering
in the tunnels.
422
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:51,992
Oh. I'm sorry to come
here, but I had to see you.
423
00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:53,193
All right, what is it?
424
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,562
The plan will not work.
425
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,297
My husband...
426
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,477
von Scheider has
managed to rally them.
427
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,135
He is holding them to their
word as German officers.
428
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,948
They will not step down,
even if they are convinced
429
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,483
the order comes
from Hitler himself.
430
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,039
You let us worry about that.
431
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:07,241
Now you are to stay with him.
432
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,377
Keep him off balance,
keep him from checking it out.
433
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:10,589
But it will not work.
434
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,725
I have been his
wife for three years.
435
00:17:12,749 --> 00:17:13,730
I know him.
436
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,832
That's another thing.
437
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,968
We have orders to get
you back to England.
438
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,981
Your assignment in
Germany is finished.
439
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,288
They want to start using
what you've learned.
440
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:25,225
Just like that?
441
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,711
I am to pick up and to leave?
442
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,046
Maybe you'd rather stay?
443
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,464
No.
444
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:36,236
But I am a human being.
445
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,606
Surely you can understand that.
446
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,459
Right now, I've got time to
understand just one thing.
447
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,027
We've got a thousand
ships crossing the channel,
448
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,098
ready to hit the French
beaches, and I've got work to do.
449
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,310
LeBeau, get her
to Klink's office.
450
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,633
Right, sir.
451
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,103
We're going to make a phone
call to there in five minutes.
452
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,205
You may be right
about von Scheider.
453
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,156
But we're betting the other way.
454
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:57,157
Yes.
455
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:58,825
Bergtesgarten.
456
00:17:58,861 --> 00:17:59,994
Von Scheider?
457
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:02,346
Von Scheider, put
Klink on the phone, now.
458
00:18:04,199 --> 00:18:06,678
The Fuhrer wishes
to speak to you.
459
00:18:06,702 --> 00:18:09,302
Me?
460
00:18:12,909 --> 00:18:14,169
Yes, mein Fuhrer.
461
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,360
Are you able to
follow orders, Klink?
462
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,846
Oh, I love to follow
orders, mein Fuhrer.
463
00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:21,432
Almost any orders,
especially your orders.
464
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,817
You are my new
Army Chief of Staff.
465
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,654
Do not make a move
without my permission.
466
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,671
Is that clear?
467
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,173
Perfectly. Thank you, sir.
468
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,841
I shall do my best to justify
469
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,144
the great confidence
you've shown in me.
470
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,346
Shut up and put on von Scheider.
471
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,048
Shut up and put on
von Scheider. Yes, sir.
472
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,441
Are you there, von Scheider?
473
00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:48,542
Ja, mein Fuhrer.
474
00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:51,178
Tell me, do you
remember what happened
475
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,847
to the last chief
of staff before you?
476
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,833
I believe he shot
himself, Fuhrer.
477
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:59,303
He was allowed to shoot himself!
478
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,773
With you, I am going
to be much more lenient.
479
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,644
You will succeed Klink as
kommandant of Stalag 13.
480
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:10,981
Kommandant of Stalag 13?
481
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,532
Are you there, von Scheider?
482
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,568
Did you hear me?
483
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,457
Ja, mein Fuhrer, I heard.
484
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,360
And I just want to say...
485
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,697
thank you.
486
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,866
Thank you, mein Fuhrer.
487
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:37,241
Two American airborne divisions
parachuted into Normandy.
488
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,043
1:11 a.m. That's
a half hour ago.
489
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,477
Vivéz les Americains.
490
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,207
Colonel, it's von
Roenstadt's headquarters.
491
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,142
They insist on talking
to General von Scheider.
492
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,366
Rommel's headquarters.
They're trying to get through.
493
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,718
All right, this is it.
494
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,687
From now on,
all calls in or out,
495
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,522
go direct to Klink's quarters.
496
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,540
All calls?
497
00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:55,292
If we can't trust Klink
to do the right thing,
498
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,310
who can we trust?
499
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:59,380
Another toast to the
new Chief of Staff.
500
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,115
Ja, ja. General Klink.
501
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,161
General Klink.
502
00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:03,650
I will drink to that.
503
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:06,732
Herr Kommandant!
Excuse me, please!
504
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,005
Herr Kommandant!
505
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,574
Oh, I mean, Herr Chief of Staff!
506
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:14,779
General von Roenstadt
himself is calling from France.
507
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:19,916
He insists on speaking with
General von Scheider at once.
508
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,519
Well, I suppose the news
has not yet reached him.
509
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,888
Excuse me.
510
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,355
Thank you, Schultz.
511
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,292
My dear von Roenstadt,
this is your new
512
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,629
Army Chief of Staff
Wilhelm Klink speaking.
513
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,831
Now, General von Scheider is...
514
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,700
What?
515
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,334
They're doing what?
516
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:38,803
Those barbarians!
517
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,905
They're invading France.
518
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,073
Yes, sir?
519
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,474
Reinforcements?
520
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,476
New panzer divisions?
521
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,543
You want me to...?
522
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,947
General Roenstadt, I
shall have to call you back.
523
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:50,948
What shall I do?
524
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:51,949
Where's the assault?
525
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:52,950
Normandy.
526
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,301
A feint, a diversion.
527
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,370
The main blow
will come at Calais.
528
00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:57,415
You are wrong. Le Havre.
529
00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:58,817
Le Havre. I still insist.
530
00:20:58,841 --> 00:20:59,918
But what shall I do? I mean...
531
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:01,308
Ah! General von Scheider.
532
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,455
The Allies are invading.
What shall I do?
533
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,512
Have you seen Lilli?
534
00:21:04,547 --> 00:21:06,179
Where could she be at this hour?
535
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,649
Please, General von Scheider!
536
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,562
Herr Chief of Staff, please!
537
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:13,036
General Rommel's headquarters.
538
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:17,124
And light divisions are
landing on the beaches.
539
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,208
I'm not here!
540
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,354
Her small suitcase is gone.
541
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,978
All right, all right. I'll
get her another one.
542
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,392
But what am I going to do?
543
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,060
The Panzer Lehr and the
12th S.S. Panzer Division
544
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,262
should be brought up.
545
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,752
Only if this is not a feint.
546
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,188
Permission to move
panzers can only be given
547
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,356
personally by Hitler.
548
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,169
The very thing!
Hitler! Call him.
549
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,359
I have been relieved.
550
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,761
General Bruner, you call him.
551
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,807
It's not my place.
552
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:39,831
Von Katz?
553
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,064
No, thank you.
554
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,000
You see, it's all up to
you, General von Scheider.
555
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,703
I'm going to look for Lilli.
556
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:49,005
Please, General
von Scheider, I...
557
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,426
Schultz, you call him.
558
00:21:52,461 --> 00:21:54,462
Yes, Herr Chief of Staff.
559
00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:56,263
What shall I call him?
560
00:21:56,298 --> 00:21:59,616
All right.
561
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,952
Get me Bergtesgarten,
the Fuhrer's headquarters.
562
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,153
It's very urgent.
563
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,390
What time does he go to bed?
564
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,391
Hello.
565
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:08,725
General Borneman?
566
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,429
This is Klink, speaking.
Army Chief of Staff Klink.
567
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,598
I suppose I could call
myself General Klink,
568
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,411
but until the papers
come through...
569
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,268
What?
570
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:22,239
K-L-I... never mind.
571
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,508
Did you know that we
were being invaded?
572
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,010
Yes, Normandy.
573
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,489
They are coming
ashore like locusts.
574
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,881
So if you'll just ask the Fuhrer
what he wants me to do, I'll...
575
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,083
Hmm?
576
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:37,754
Klink. K-L-I-N-K.
577
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:42,493
The new Army Chief of Staff.
578
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,694
No, I'm not drunk!
579
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,241
Yes, of course
I've been drinking,
580
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,410
but an Army Chief of
Staff does not get drunk.
581
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,335
You just ask him... Huh?
582
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,737
He's in bed?
583
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,173
He left strict orders
not to be disturbed?
584
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,708
Well, an order is an
order, General Borneman,
585
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,677
so if you will just
be kind enough
586
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,914
to bring it to his attention
in the morning, I would...
587
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,882
General Borneman?
588
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,052
General Borneman...?
589
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,259
I think we've been cut off.
590
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,894
Shall I try to get
him back, sir?
591
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,029
No!
592
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,464
What shall we do?
593
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,265
We must do something.
594
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,418
Yes, we must do something.
595
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,206
More champagne?
596
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,147
That's it, Colonel.
597
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,515
I just told London
598
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:41,085
that Jerry won't be moving
any reinforcements for awhile.
599
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,185
Good.
600
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,999
Colonel, I'd like to
volunteer for service
601
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,133
with the invading forces.
602
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,223
Request denied.
603
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,335
Although I know how you feel.
604
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,660
Right now, I want you
to take Frau von Scheider
605
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,528
to her rendezvous
with the submarine.
606
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,480
She's headed for England.
607
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,848
C'est la guerre.
608
00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:55,994
Good-bye.
609
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,551
So long.
610
00:23:57,587 --> 00:23:59,052
And good luck.
611
00:23:59,088 --> 00:24:00,987
Your papers, ma'am.
612
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,324
Oh, thank you.
613
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,193
It was a brilliant
operation, Colonel.
614
00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:08,462
Bizarre, but brilliant.
615
00:24:08,497 --> 00:24:10,030
Have a safe trip.
616
00:24:10,065 --> 00:24:11,498
Thank you.
617
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,833
Good-bye.
618
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,401
Uh...
619
00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:16,303
Any farewell messages?
620
00:24:16,338 --> 00:24:21,291
No, because I
leave no one behind.
621
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:23,560
Good-bye.
622
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,399
Colonel?
623
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:32,268
What did she mean by that?
624
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,873
Carter, when you're
older, you'll understand.
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