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There it is.
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Huh, that place is
built like Fort Knox.
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Yeah, quite a piggy bank.
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What goes on there, Olga?
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Rocket fuel.
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Chemicals are
shipped from Düsseldorf
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in truck convoys.
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The fuel is made here.
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Then they put the
barrels in railway cars.
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And away they go to the
launching pads in France.
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It has been operating
only a few weeks.
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Huh, Colonel...
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Security is one thing,
but that's ridiculous.
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You think we should radio London
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for an air strike?
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I guess so,
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but it's going to be murder.
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Look at these hills.
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A low-level attack
would never make it.
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We've already given London
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the locations of
the flak batteries.
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They're going to need it...
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This isn't going
to be a milk run.
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Colonel... brass arriving.
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He's got to be
wheel of some kind.
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Yeah, they sure
didn't mess with him.
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That is General
von Treger's car.
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He's in charge of
the rocket program.
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I saw him in Hammelburg.
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We know he works on the
rocket installations in France.
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An important man,
very close the Führer.
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It's a cinch he's not in town
for the bock beer festival.
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Let's get back to camp.
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Newkirk.
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Oh!
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Cor blimey, sir,
gave me a fright...
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I nearly let you have it.
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Glad you're alert...
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But your safety catch is on.
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Oh, well, you can't be
too careful, can you, sir?
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Uh, see you home,
if you like, love.
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Oh, isn't that sweet?
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Beautiful.
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Well, the Germans are
prowling these woods.
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He's right...
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also, Englishmen prowling.
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General von Treger?!
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Yes, the General von Treger.
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Congratulations,
Herr Kommandant.
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Oh, this is a very big fish.
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I'm so glad you approve
the General's visit.
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Oh, I do, Herr Kommandant.
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Thank you, Schultz,
that's gives me
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a warm feeling of confidence.
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Now...
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preparations are to be made:
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General von Treger will
be staying in my quarters.
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Both of you in one bed?
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Alone, Dummkopf.
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Now, see to it that
my room is clean,
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new curtains,
bedspread, fresh flowers.
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Then see to it
that all my things
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are taken out of there
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and moved into the
orderly room temporarily.
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Everything, Herr Kommandant?
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Yes.
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Also the girlie pictures
on the shelf in the...
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I said everything...
Now see to it at once.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant,
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it shall be done.
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I shall depend
on you, Schultz...
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which is a terrible mistake.
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Colonel Hogan is here.
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Herr Kommandant, Colonel...
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Yes, I know... send him in.
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Jawohl.
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I told you, every
time Hilda giggles...
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Oh, shut up.
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You have your orders.
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Dis... missed.
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You want to see me, Commandant?
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Yes, I do.
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Hogan, one of the
most important men
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in Germany today
is visiting Stalag 13.
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Old Bubblehead's coming here?
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I do not appreciate you calling
our Führer "Old Bubblehead."
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Oh... how about "Fruitcake?"
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Hogan!
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We are to be honored
by the presence
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of General von Treger.
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That's big brass.
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The general has some
very important business
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in this part of Germany,
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and he's making our little
stalag his headquarters.
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Sometimes this war's so
exciting I can hardly stand it.
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Hogan, I warn you,
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while General von Treger is here
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any show of disrespect,
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any trouble whatsoever
from you or your men
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will be punished unmercifully.
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Get out of line just once
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and you will regret
it, understood?
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Understood.
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Now...
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I wonder if you
could do me a favor.
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You sure know how to ask a guy.
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Listen, Hogan...
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I understand that
General von Treger
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enjoys all the
good things in life.
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Then why is he staying here?
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He appreciates good wines.
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He enjoys gourmet cooking.
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I have heard
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that he's even a
bit of a ladies man.
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Who isn't... in between wars.
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Hogan, what I am
trying to ask you...
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Would our chef, LeBeau
cook him a special meal?
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Exactly.
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You're prepared to
make a deal, of course?
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I am the commandant here,
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I do not make deals
with prisoners of war.
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But you would show
your appreciation.
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What kind of deal do you want?
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I won't ask you for more heat
or hot water in the barracks
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or to stop stealing from
our Red Cross packages...
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Very sensible.
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Because I know I
can get those things.
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Two men from Barracks
9 are in the cooler,
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Sergeant Schwartz
and Private Mills.
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Yes, ten days
solitary confinement
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for making rude
noises during roll call.
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Commandant, everybody does that.
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I know!
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An example must be made.
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They've served three
day, let them out.
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Impossible.
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LeBeau might cook two meals.
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No!
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Commandant... just imagine
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the General at
Berchtesgaden sometime
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and he says to old Bubblehead...
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Sorry, Fruitcake... whatever...
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He says, "The best
soufflé I ever had
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"was at a Luft Stalag.
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"Can't even remember
the name of the town,
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but the Commandant..."
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All right, all right, all right.
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The men will be released.
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You're a great humanitarian.
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You know, they might even name
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the next war after you.
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"World War Klink"?
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Welcome, General von Treger.
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May I say, sir,
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my stalag is your stalag.
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Thank you for your kind
hospitality, Colonel Klink.
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See to the bags.
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See to the bags.
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Yes, sir!
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See to the bags.
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From London.
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"Air strike at this
time impossible.
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"Target now your mission.
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Priority one... Good luck."
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It's a suicide mission.
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Right, machine-gun
emplacements, minefields,
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automatic alarm system,
a regiment of elite guards...
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impossible, right?
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Right.
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All right, let's get on with it.
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Hold it, hold it, you have pay
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piling up back home, right?
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Be nice if we could
live to spend it.
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Look, get in touch
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with the underground tonight.
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We're going to
need some planning.
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Tell them to send Olga...
She knows the layout.
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All right.
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Krauts are inspecting
the barracks.
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They're headed this way.
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All right.
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Attention!
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At ease!
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General, this is Colonel Hogan,
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senior POW officer.
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Hogan, this is
General von Treger.
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These is quite an experience
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for me, Colonel.
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I don't often meet the
enemy face to face.
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Don't worry, General, you will.
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Hogan!
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Now, General,
these barracks here
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are more or less typical.
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Typical of what?
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Silence!
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Seems to be very cozy.
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Yes, sir, it does have
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sort of a homey
feeling about it.
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Same interior decorator
did the main Berlin sewer.
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I didn't know that.
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Schultz!
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By the way, General,
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this man here, Corporal LeBeau
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is an excellent cook.
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I have ordered him to prepare
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one or two special meals for you
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while you're here.
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You did?
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Oh, yes, you did.
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Good.
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Perhaps Colonel Hogan
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would join us for dinner?
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"Join us"?!
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That's what I said.
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Yes, sir, General,
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that's exactly
what I had in mind.
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Excellent.
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Perhaps after
dinner, we could have
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a rubber or two of
bridge, eh, Colonel?
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Thank you, sir.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Auf Wieder...
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Colonel, are you going
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to eat with those Krauts
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and play bridge with them?
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At least we'll know
where they are
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when we blow that plant.
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LeBeau, what are you
going to have on the menu?
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Mm, maybe beef Stroganoff.
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"Beef Stroganoff"?
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With the trouble they're
having on the Russian front,
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you'd give them beef Stroganoff?
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That's cruel.
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Oui, I know.
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The convoys come down
the Hammelburg road
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then turn here to the plant.
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The last checkpoint is there.
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So if you wanted to
latch onto the convoy
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as a late-comer
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the logical place would
be right here, huh?
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Yes, where they
slow down for the turn.
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All right, Newkirk,
Carter, study the map.
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You're going to be driving
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a German truck
filled with dynamite.
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Here's where you
join the convoy.
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Well, suppose
they won't let us in?
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Well, the Krauts can't be
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as unfriendly as
that, for Pete's sake.
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Andrew, I'm going to
miss you after the war.
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Kinch, can you get us a truck
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from the Kraut Sergeant
in the motor pool?
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Ten cents a mile.
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This one won't come back.
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Well, we'll give him 12¢ a mile
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and our apologies.
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If he squeals on us,
he squeals on himself.
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Okay.
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Now, here's the way it goes:
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Carter, Newkirk,
you wait in the woods
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till the convoy passes.
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You set the timers
on the dynamite
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and you swing into line.
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You drive into the plant
with the rest of them,
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you leave the truck
and take cover.
270
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,969
How do we get away?
271
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,705
You read my cowardly mind.
272
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,955
When the truck blows,
273
00:11:14,991 --> 00:11:17,008
you should be able to
get out in the confusion.
274
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,193
What if there isn't
enough confusion?
275
00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:21,662
I never said this wasn't
going to be dangerous.
276
00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:23,465
Colonel, we're going to driving
277
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,766
a truckload of dynamite
278
00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,634
into that bloody chemical plant.
279
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:28,948
We could easily get
ourselves blown up.
280
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:30,988
And I'm going to
be playing bridge
281
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,490
with a roomful of Krauts.
282
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,859
I could very easily
be bored to death.
283
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:44,268
To General von Treger, prosit.
284
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,269
Prosit.
285
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,305
Prosit!
286
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,240
Schultz...
287
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,709
He got carried away
with emotion, sir.
288
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,388
I'm told there's never been
289
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:54,990
an escape from this place.
290
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,613
Is that true?
291
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,349
I'm happy to say it is, sir.
292
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,917
We'd be hurt if he tried.
293
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,789
LeBeau, LeBeau!
294
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,502
More wine, quickly, Cockroach!
295
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,371
Very good, excellent.
296
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,195
Thank you, General,
thank you, thank you.
297
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,013
O, monsieur, your
beef Stroganoff
298
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,569
is sheer poetry.
299
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,105
Klink is an animal,
300
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,607
the worst Boche of an
animal that ever lived!
301
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,408
That's also poetry.
302
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,644
I may kill him tonight
with my bare hands
303
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,012
if I ever get the chance.
304
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,592
Don't worry about the dishes,
305
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,776
I'll take care of them.
306
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,475
All clear.
307
00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,787
Okay, Carter,
let's get cracking.
308
00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:55,857
Ah... I deal.
309
00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:58,493
Gentlemen, I must
tell you in advance,
310
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,896
I'm not the greatest
bridge player in the world.
311
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:04,443
Have you ever played
with grownups before, sir?
312
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,111
He's probably an expert.
313
00:13:06,135 --> 00:13:08,380
Right, he may take
us all to the cleaners.
314
00:13:08,404 --> 00:13:09,849
Uh, General, don't you think
315
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,239
you ought to put Hitler
in your wife's name?
316
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:21,950
Take it easy, Carter,
317
00:13:21,985 --> 00:13:23,885
this thing's loaded
with dynamite!
318
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,186
Sorry.
319
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,587
I hope I didn't spill any.
320
00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:28,873
Four clubs.
321
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,611
I double.
322
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,859
You sure you mean
clubs, Commandant?
323
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:37,883
Of course I'm sure.
324
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,528
Those are the little black ones
325
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,930
with the knobs on the end.
326
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,954
Prosit.
327
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,837
I pass.
328
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,560
Commandant Klink's quarters.
329
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,206
Oh, it is for you, Herr Kapitän.
330
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,396
Excuse me.
331
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,731
Mm-hmm, yeah, sure, yeah.
332
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,869
Ja.
333
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,804
Ja, all right, hold on.
334
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,673
Herr General, the convoy's
at the final checkpoint.
335
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,174
Any change in orders, sir?
336
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,253
No, I think not.
337
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,455
Have them proceed.
338
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,490
Jawohl, Herr General.
339
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,324
Frau Müller, the
general's orders are to...
340
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,447
Uh, Captain.
341
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,698
Wait.
342
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:16,504
Have all identification
numbers on the trucks changed
343
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,338
for tonight only.
344
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,741
The numbers should
begin with 100.
345
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,210
Jawohl, Herr General.
346
00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:25,679
Müller, change all code
numbers before proceeding.
347
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,283
Add 100 to the
beginning of each number.
348
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:29,417
Repeat the order.
349
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,485
Just a little
350
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,685
added security.
351
00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:33,587
Exercise keeps
them on their toes.
352
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,489
Brilliant, sir,
353
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,007
absolutely brilliant.
354
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:38,910
Oh, I'm sorry!
355
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,277
How clumsy of me.
356
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,445
You certainly are, Hogan.
357
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,813
Schultz, clean up this mess.
358
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,942
I'll get a towel!
359
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,678
And the real secret
is in the sour cream.
360
00:14:45,702 --> 00:14:46,667
Hold it, hold it.
361
00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:47,668
We got troubles.
362
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:48,669
Von Treger just ordered
363
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:50,404
the serial numbers
changed on the trucks.
364
00:14:50,439 --> 00:14:51,405
He can't do that.
365
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,473
Kinch, get on your horse.
366
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:53,975
You got to reach
Newkirk and Carter
367
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,910
before they swing into
line with that convoy.
368
00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:57,578
Tell them the mission's
been scratched.
369
00:14:57,614 --> 00:14:58,579
Okay.
370
00:14:58,615 --> 00:14:59,580
And make it fast,
371
00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:01,381
or they swing into
line with a firing squad.
372
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,399
Gotcha.
373
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,767
Here they come.
374
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,036
Well, it's about time.
375
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,043
All right, get ready to move.
376
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,777
I am, boy.
377
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,052
My palms are
sweating, but I'm ready.
378
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,611
All right, go.
379
00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:39,586
Hey, hold it!
380
00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:40,902
Hold it!
381
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,927
Kinch, Kinch... what happened?
382
00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:50,998
I think I just ran a
four-minute mile.
383
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,617
The mission is scratched.
384
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,953
I didn't use my
head, that's all.
385
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,156
It's no good blaming yourself
386
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,125
for last night,
Colonel, it's done.
387
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,738
I underestimated von Treger.
388
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,328
The mission failed, Colonel,
389
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,063
it's finished and that's that.
390
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,493
Right, sir, we
can't win 'em all.
391
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,344
Is that what you
want, to admit failure?
392
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,735
To walk away from this thing?
393
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,736
Give up?
394
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,753
Forget it?
395
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:13,821
Yes. Yes.
396
00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:14,822
Good.
397
00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:17,274
I'm glad you want to try again.
398
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,838
Now, what's a definite factor
399
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,439
we can depend on in this job?
400
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:23,698
We don't know what we're doing.
401
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,478
There are two kinds of vehicles
402
00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:28,068
that get into that plant
without inspection...
403
00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:29,437
The convoy trucks
404
00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:31,116
and General von Treger's car.
405
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,708
So we'll let the general
blow up the plant for us.
406
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,854
Exactly.
407
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,188
LeBeau is going to prepare
408
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,790
another dinner for the general.
409
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:38,814
Carter?
410
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,926
Yes, sir?
411
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,650
I need a couple of
empty wine cases.
412
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,552
Empty wine cases, sir?
413
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,053
Mm-hmm. I want you to pack them
414
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,455
with enough dynamite to start
415
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,424
a chain-reaction
explosion in the plant.
416
00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,758
We'll need a couple of timers
417
00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:51,926
set for about 40 minutes.
418
00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:52,927
Can you do it?
419
00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:53,928
Sure.
420
00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,173
Matter of fact, it's kind of
421
00:16:55,197 --> 00:16:56,275
interesting for a change.
422
00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:57,364
Good.
423
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,199
You know, ma'am,
424
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,579
you get kind of tired working
425
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,381
with your average
garden-variety-type
426
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:03,616
demolition pack, you know,
427
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,017
and your delayed action fuses
428
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,051
and things like that.
429
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:07,953
So when get a chance
to use new muscle,
430
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,321
you kind of appreciate it...
431
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:10,311
Carter!
432
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:11,346
Empty wine cases.
433
00:17:12,649 --> 00:17:14,894
Olga, we'll need
you for this operation.
434
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:15,983
I'm ready, Colonel.
435
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,096
I want you to wear
your best clothes.
436
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,433
Dress as you would
for an important date.
437
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,357
Now, the rendezvous
point will be right about here.
438
00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,471
I want you to stay
out of sight until
439
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:28,179
General von Treger's
car comes down the road...
440
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,365
Colonel, you did
say the general's car?
441
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,461
Mm-hmm.
442
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,784
General von Treger
443
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,464
is going to take that dynamite
444
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,754
into the plant for us.
445
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,467
But he's going to be so busy
446
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,469
charming one of the local ladies
447
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,853
that nobody's going
to see his face.
448
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,098
Beautiful strategy,
Herr General, beautiful.
449
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,167
He hasn't played a card yet.
450
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,280
The coq au vin
was superb, Klink.
451
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,537
Thank you, sir.
452
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,784
I must say, you do
yourself well here.
453
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,292
Well, we always try
to do our best, sir.
454
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,810
Thank you, thank you, LeBeau.
455
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,479
Mmm, excellent port.
456
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,715
Thank you, Herr
General, thank you.
457
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,356
For me?
458
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,469
With Colonel
Hogan's compliments.
459
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,194
Oh, he's so nice.
460
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,299
Ah!
461
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,101
He always thinks
of the little man.
462
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,696
What's that got to do with you?
463
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,477
Hey, Fritz!
464
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,578
A little wine?
465
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,951
Rock-a-bye Kraut.
466
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,598
LeBEAU: Ready, Colonel.
467
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,514
Let's go.
468
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,609
That was an excellent dinner,
469
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,743
my good man, danke schön.
470
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,138
Merci. Bon voyage, Herr Général.
471
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,449
Colonel.
472
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,450
Yeah?
473
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,263
That stuff won't keep
them asleep too long.
474
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,531
An hour, maybe a little more.
475
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,155
That's all we'll
need if we're lucky.
476
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,069
If they should wake
up and you're not back?
477
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,059
Tell them to start the
next hand without me.
478
00:19:41,698 --> 00:19:43,430
Hey, you look smashing, love.
479
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:44,643
Thank you, General.
480
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,101
Hey, when we get near the
plant, you two go into a clinch.
481
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:48,485
Right, sir.
482
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,971
Not yet.
483
00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:51,538
Just a bit of practice, sir.
484
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:53,824
You don't need practice.
485
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,515
Herr General.
486
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,093
Hide your face, Newkirk.
487
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,228
I'll be back in a minute.
488
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,284
Right, Colonel.
489
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,485
Oh, and sir, take your time.
490
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,953
There's no need
to rush, you know.
491
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,021
Colonel...
492
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,337
Now, I told you it
might be dangerous.
493
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,360
Yes, Herr General,
494
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,772
I'll take care of it at once.
495
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,662
Guard!
496
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:33,931
Get this wine in the office.
497
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,666
And you... help him.
498
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,838
"Captain Hoganhoffer"?
499
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:41,839
Mm-hmm.
500
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,184
What happened to Captain Moss?
501
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,341
Reassigned to Berlin.
502
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,909
I'm the general's new aide.
503
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,344
Here, put it over on the table.
504
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,259
This is wine for
the officer's mess,
505
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,483
a gift from the general.
506
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,151
It's not to be opened until
the party Saturday night.
507
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,487
The party?
508
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,489
Goering's birthday,
in case you forgot.
509
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,535
Oh, yes, of course,
Goering's birthday.
510
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,793
The general would
have presented it himself,
511
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,261
but he's busy at the moment.
512
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,328
Heil Hitler.
513
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,790
Ring Major Hermann's
quarters at once.
514
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,244
Stop that car!
515
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,359
I called Major Hermann,
the plant commander.
516
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:40,064
He's coming here to thank
the general personally.
517
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,401
Major Hermann is going to
show his appreciation personally?
518
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,071
Putzie, darling, ask
them to close the window.
519
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,372
It's chilly.
520
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,807
Captain, close the window!
521
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:51,808
Drive on, schnell!
522
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,809
Jawohl, General.
523
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:53,810
"Putzie"?
524
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:57,014
Uh, "Putzie, darling."
525
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,850
Uh, tell Major Hermann
526
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:03,405
the general was in
conference and couldn't wait.
527
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,949
Auf Wiedersehen.
528
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,324
Auf Wiedersehen.
529
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,013
Take care.
530
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,214
Bye-bye.
531
00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:54,421
Well, how did it go?
532
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,556
No problems.
533
00:22:57,426 --> 00:22:59,927
The wine's delivered
and ticking away.
534
00:23:01,764 --> 00:23:02,729
One for you, one for me.
535
00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:05,365
Okay, let's get them up.
536
00:23:06,502 --> 00:23:07,968
Sleeping like babies.
537
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:09,169
Yeah.
538
00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:11,137
My baby's still
wearing his monocle.
539
00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:18,244
Well...
540
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,447
I must have dozed
off for a moment.
541
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:21,526
Yeah, I also.
542
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:23,149
Well, who's play is it?
543
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:24,618
Is it mine?
544
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,187
Colonel, you are still dummy!
545
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,532
Look at him!
546
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:43,470
Not only away from his
post, but also asleep on duty!
547
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,906
That's terrible.
548
00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:47,541
Try this.
549
00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:48,742
Ooh.
550
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,648
What's going on?
551
00:24:05,995 --> 00:24:08,345
What happened?
552
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,315
Gentlemen, I think
it's a grand slam.
553
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:19,189
Ja, ja, I understand,
Major... Moment, bitte.
554
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,957
An explosion at the
plant Herr General,
555
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,693
touched off a chain
reaction and fire.
556
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:23,927
It's a catastrophe.
557
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:24,928
It's terrible!
558
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,430
How bad is it?
559
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,665
Major Hermann reports
560
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,199
the fire is out of control,
561
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,234
a total loss.
562
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,234
Pretty good score.
563
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,903
What was that?
564
00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:34,549
Oh, just talking about the game.
565
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,485
Hogan, we have
no time for bridge.
566
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,475
Forget it, the game is over.
567
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,521
Okay.
568
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:40,889
If you ever need a fourth again,
569
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,193
be sure to call me.
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