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Did you bring the radio
homing device with you?
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Yes, I have it.
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Good.
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Underground has a man
ready to take it to the Allies.
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Drop it in my bag
under the table.
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No, I can't.
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That's the way
we've done it before.
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I took it from the model
they are testing Saturday.
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If it's missing, the
Gestapo will round up
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every man in my department.
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Major Lutz, what will we do?
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This time, you must
get me out of Germany.
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I'll take the homing
device to England myself.
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But we can't get you out.
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Every man in your department
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is being watched by the Gestapo.
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You told me that yourself.
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It's true.
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My man is sitting at the bar
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keeping an eye on me.
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See him?
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I'll have to talk to my contact.
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He may have an idea
of how to get you out.
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If I don't hear
from you by Friday,
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I'll have to put it
back in the rocket.
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You'll hear from me, Major.
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Good.
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By the way, Fraulein Finster,
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I've been meaning to ask you.
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What is your first name?
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Lila.
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Lila.
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That's a pretty name.
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I can understand the importance
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of getting this Major
Lutz to England,
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but I don't know
about using the tunnel.
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It's the only way.
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The Gestapo is
watching him all the time.
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If he came to a prison camp
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on some official business,
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it would catch them off guard.
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Have your people
figured out a way
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to get the major into the camp?
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No.
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We thought you
might have an idea.
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It's not like inviting
somebody to a birthday party.
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I know it will be difficult,
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and we must get
him out of Germany
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no later than Saturday morning.
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You say this Major Lutz
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is an expert in electronics?
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Yes.
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Don't worry.
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I'll think of something.
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Oh, that's good.
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No, I always say that
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when I can't think of a thing.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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What have we got here, then?
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Yeah, let me see.
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It's bigger than a bread box.
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Is it a big bread box?
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Guess again.
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It's a big flashlight.
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It's my own design.
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It's a rabbit trap.
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That was my next guess.
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What do you want a rabbit for?
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He never tasted hasenpfeffer.
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I promised to make it.
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The recipe calls for a rabbit.
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Uh-huh.
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I know this is a
ridiculous question, Carter,
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but how does it work?
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Yeah.
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I'll show you.
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Oh, good.
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This'll be rich.
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Watch.
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This is the rabbit.
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Sure it is.
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Hippity-hoppity, hippity-hip.
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Hippity-hoppity, hippity-hop.
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He sees the trap.
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What is this?
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Even the bloody rabbit
doesn't know what it is.
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Shall I look inside?
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It looks harmless.
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I don't know about the trap,
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but the story you're telling
would make a great movie.
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Maybe I'll take a little look.
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Yeah, yeah... go ahead.
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Look at the door.
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Room for my tender
little ears to get in
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without getting bruised.
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Oh, boy.
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I'll take one... quick... look.
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No, don't do it, it's a trap!
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What do you think?
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Well, let me put
it this way, Carter.
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If we were fighting rabbits,
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the war would be over right now.
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What is the whistle for?
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That let's me know
if I caught a rabbit.
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Or somebody's hat.
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I don't know what
to use for bait?
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What do rabbits like best?
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Other rabbits.
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All right, look... no excuses.
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How much longer
is it going to take
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to finish this gonculator?
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Well, we're having
a lot of trouble
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getting the parts, sir.
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You see, we've got to attach
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the wiring relays
to the rheostat,
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so that the merkle jammers
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won't receive any
electronic interference.
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Look, I want results.
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This thing has got
to be finished by...
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Oh, hi, Schultz.
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LeBEAU: Oh, hi, Schultz!
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What did you
bring us today, huh?
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Hmm...
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What do you got there?
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What are you hiding?
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Nothing, why, uh...
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we're not hiding
anything, Schultz.
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It's a, uh, uh...
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Back, back, back, back!
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You call that nothing?
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Well, it's a... it's a...
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Yes, Colonel Hogan?
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That's a rabbit
trap, right fellas?
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Yeah.
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A big fat rabbit trap.
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Your basic rabbit trap.
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A rabbit trap.
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Right.
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Sure... give me your hat,
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I'll show you how it works.
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Never mind, Carter.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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It's a...
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uh... a rabbit trap.
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Well...
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I think I'll take a little nap.
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That's a very good
idea, Schultzy.
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I don't know whether
this thing'll get a rabbit,
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but it sure works
great with pigeons.
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Schultz, I left
strict instructions
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not to be disturbed.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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But I was waiting
outside for two hours
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and I have something
very important to report.
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More important than all this
paperwork I'm doing here?
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Well, I...
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Is it so important that it
cannot wait until tomorrow?
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Well, I...
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Because, you see, this can't!
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The general's staff
is waiting to find out
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how many paper napkins we use.
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They can't go on with the
war until they find that out.
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Dismissed.
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Ha.
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Colonel Klink...
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Hogan, whatever it is, it will
have to wait until tomorrow.
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I'm too busy.
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Is that what you want
me to tell the men?
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You're busy?
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Is that all it means to you?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, fine.
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I'll tell them that
the insult to you,
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which they are
taking personally,
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isn't bothering you at all...
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You, the man they
consider a legend,
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is taking it all very calmly.
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Hogan, wait!
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What am I taking so
calmly? What insult?
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I'm talking about the honor
that's been paid to Stalag 19
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while we here at Stalag
13 are being ignored.
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What honor?
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You mean you...
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Colonel Klink, I'm sorry.
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I should have realized
you knew nothing about it.
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Hogan, will you please
come to the point?
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Well, you know Major Lutz,
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your well-known
electronics expert?
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Major Lutz?
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Oh, yes, that Major Lutz.
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Of course.
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What about him?
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Well, the major's perfected
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a new electronic
prisoner-escape device.
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It's being installed
in Stalag 19.
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Why them and not us?
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I don't believe it.
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He wouldn't do that to me.
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Why, may I ask, has
Major Lutz been spending
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the last four days at Stalag 19?
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That's outrageous.
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Our camp has a much
higher rating than theirs.
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I suppose you're going to
do something about it, sir?
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Yes, and right away.
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No!
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I'll have to wait
until tomorrow.
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First I have to finish
all this paperwork.
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It never ends!
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Eight copies to every report.
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Then another copy
for the fireproof vault.
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Then another copy
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in case there is a fire
in the fireproof vault.
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That's what I call efficiency.
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You know, I used to
have the same problem
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when I was at the Pentagon.
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I finally figured
a way to lick it
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and never did any
paperwork after that.
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What did you do?
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Oh, I, uh, thought of the most
common name I could think of
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and marked all the papers
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"To the attention of
Colonel John Smith"
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and just sent it on.
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You expect me to write,
"Attention Colonel John Smith,"
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and have someone in
the Pentagon do my work?
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Glad to see you haven't lost
your old sense of humor, sir.
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Naturally in your case,
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you'd mark it to the attention
of Colonel Johann Schmidt.
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There must be thousands of guys
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that have that
name in your army.
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That would be cheating.
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We don't do things
like that in our army.
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It's just an idea.
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And not a very good one.
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Dismissed.
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"Attention Colonel
Johann Schmidt."
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"Attention Colonel
Johann Schmidt."
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"Attention Colonel
Johann Schmidt."
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Ah, Sergeant Schultz, come in.
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What a pleasure to see you.
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Herr Kommandant, I
wish to make a report.
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Oh, yes, that matter
that was so urgent.
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Go on, go on.
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While making my regular
barracks inspection,
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I found everything in order
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in barrack one, three and four.
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But in barrack two...
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Colonel Klink speaking.
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Klink, this is
General Burkhalter.
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General Burkhalter, what
a pleasure to hear from you.
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I was just saying the other
day at the officer's club,
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I was saying, "We never
see the general anymore."
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You know the club does not
seem the same without you, sir.
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Klink, shut up.
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Yes, sir.
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I'll be over later
for an inspection.
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Have everything ready.
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I don't want to spend any
more time there than I have to.
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I understand sir.
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A word to the wise.
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I wouldn't call it that.
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No, sir.
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Oh, by the way, sir,
I was just wondering.
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Why did Stalag 19 get
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the electronic prisoner-escape
device and we didn't?
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I mean, after all, the
record of our camp
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is much better than theirs.
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I don't know anything about it,
269
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,700
but if they got
it and you didn't,
270
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:13,404
it must be because they have
had escapes and you haven't.
271
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,373
That's exactly the way I
felt... A great compliment.
272
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,310
Good-bye.
273
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,946
That Hogan, why do
I always listen to him?
274
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,343
Herr Kommandant, may
I go on with my report?
275
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:27,013
Oh, yes, go on, Schultz,
tell me what's so important.
276
00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:28,002
Who wants to listen...
277
00:11:28,038 --> 00:11:29,732
Wait a minute, wait a
minute... Let's listen.
278
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:33,308
In barracks two, I
made a big discovery.
279
00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:37,979
Colonel Hogan and his
men were building a... uh...
280
00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,630
a gonculator.
281
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:42,550
A what?
282
00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:45,202
A gon-cu-la-tor.
283
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,838
Go on.
284
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,574
Colonel Hogan was
very angry with his men
285
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,609
because it took them so long.
286
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:55,413
Something was said about
wiring relays in rheostats
287
00:11:55,449 --> 00:12:02,203
and merkle jammers and
electronic interference.
288
00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:04,823
The men acted very guilty
289
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,691
when they saw me.
290
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:12,229
They told me it
was a rabbit trap.
291
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:17,968
I acted very stupid, and
not to make them suspicious,
292
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:21,505
I pretended I
believed the story.
293
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,057
A gonculator, huh?
294
00:12:23,093 --> 00:12:26,777
I saw it with my own eyes.
295
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,764
Kinch, give me all the spare
parts you have for that radio.
296
00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,377
Anything in particular, Colonel?
297
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:33,001
Everything, and
I'm not particular.
298
00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:34,197
Right.
299
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,521
Are you sure it was a...
300
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,504
gonculator?
301
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:41,258
No question about it.
302
00:12:42,812 --> 00:12:44,145
Imagine the nerve of that Hogan
303
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:49,817
thinking he can build a
gonculator right under my nose.
304
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,108
Here they come.
305
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,344
Okay, places and
watch the overacting.
306
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,781
Attention, everybody,
Herr Kommandant is here!
307
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,462
Colonel Hogan, there
will be an inspection later.
308
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,596
I want you to take your men
309
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,431
and have them clean
up the motor pool area.
310
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,567
I'd like to leave one man
behind to sort of tidy up.
311
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:15,560
When I say all, I mean all.
312
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,213
All right, fellas, let's go.
313
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,460
Come on, let's go!
314
00:13:21,484 --> 00:13:22,662
Raus!
315
00:13:22,686 --> 00:13:24,686
Schnell!
316
00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,524
Are you sure it's here?
317
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,661
It's got to be, Herr Kommandant.
318
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,091
Mm-hmm.
319
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,830
Fresh sawdust.
320
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:04,075
Aha...
321
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,059
See, Herr Kommandant,
322
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,494
I told you.
323
00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:07,729
What do you think?
324
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:10,732
It's a gonculator, all right.
325
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,133
It's, uh, uh...
326
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:13,785
not quite like ours.
327
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,353
Ours is, uh...
a little different,
328
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,656
but there's no doubt
about it, it's a gonculator.
329
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,824
Shall I smash it?
330
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,392
No!
331
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,829
I want General
Burkhalter to see this first.
332
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,431
What kind of a surprise?
333
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,184
I want you to find out for
yourself, General Burkhalter.
334
00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:33,454
Now, as you know, I
keep a very close eye
335
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:35,823
on everything that
goes on in this camp.
336
00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:38,693
No detail too small
for me to observe.
337
00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:43,397
I always say to myself,
Klink, expect the unexpected.
338
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,967
Suspect the unsuspected.
339
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:47,769
And above all, I say...
340
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,815
Oh, another one
of your headaches?
341
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:51,283
Is there anything
that you could take
342
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,273
that would help?
343
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,677
Yes, I can take my leave.
344
00:14:55,712 --> 00:14:58,179
Now, Klink, show me the surprise
345
00:14:58,214 --> 00:14:59,881
you were talking about.
346
00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:00,927
Yes, sir.
347
00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,327
If you will come
with me, please.
348
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:03,631
This way, sir.
349
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,020
What is it?
350
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:07,166
A gonculator.
351
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:09,068
Hogan and his men
are building one.
352
00:15:09,092 --> 00:15:10,774
A gonculator?
353
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,193
As you can see for yourself,
354
00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:14,106
it has many of the
same features as ours.
355
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,113
Naturally not quite the same.
356
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,867
Of course not... that's what
had me fooled for a moment.
357
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:22,453
But it can be used
for the same purpose.
358
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,672
But not quite as
efficient as ours.
359
00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:26,140
Even with the merkle jammer
360
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,216
and the wiring relays
with the rheostat.
361
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:29,960
Huh?
362
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,296
How would you
say this gonculator
363
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,649
is basically
different from ours?
364
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,184
Oh, I-I wouldn't dream
of pointing something out
365
00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:38,202
that you know
366
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,715
far better than I do.
367
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,950
I suppose you're going to
report this to the high command?
368
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,157
Report?
369
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:47,895
Klink, I want you to
make the written report.
370
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,864
Oh, sir, I think that
honor should go to you,
371
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,232
my superior officer.
372
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:54,268
And as your superior officer,
373
00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:57,772
I order you to make the report.
374
00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:59,084
General Burkhalter,
may I suggest
375
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:01,420
that we let Colonel Hogan
finish this gonculator.
376
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,454
Then we seize it,
377
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,523
and thus we have a working model
378
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,913
of the American type?
379
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,648
Good idea.
380
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:10,184
But we must keep an eye
on Hogan every moment.
381
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,519
Oh, General Burkhalter,
382
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,965
when it comes to Colonel
Hogan, I can assure you
383
00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:16,309
I'm always one
step ahead of him.
384
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,776
Ja.
385
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,777
Ja, Herr Kommandant.
386
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,964
They're still working
on the gonculator.
387
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:25,599
Keep watching and report
everything that happens.
388
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:27,251
He's still looking, isn't he?
389
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,186
Like a ruddy hawk.
390
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,373
Hey, LeBeau, give
us a light, will you?
391
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,961
Herr Kommandant?
392
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,948
The gonculator
lights cigarettes.
393
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:42,884
Are you sure?
394
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,654
I want to know every
move they make.
395
00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:50,557
Get me the supply depot.
396
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,647
Captain Dingels, supply officer.
397
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,050
Yes, Colonel Klink.
398
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:04,621
Information about
the gonculator?
399
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,590
Well, of course
I know what it is.
400
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,560
What, uh...
401
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,430
What model number did
you want to know about?
402
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,431
Oh...
403
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,033
Well, naturally, sir, we, uh...
404
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:20,504
we must have the model number.
405
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,739
Gen... general information?
406
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,110
Well... uh...
407
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,344
Well, I'm sorry, sir.
408
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,479
The gonculator is
classified "secret"
409
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,582
and we are not allowed
to give that information out.
410
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,886
Yes, sir.
411
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,196
Captain Dingels, supply officer.
412
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:49,300
Yes, General Burkhalter.
413
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,569
You... want to know
about the gonculator?
414
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,704
Well, I'm sorry, sir,
415
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,450
the gonculator is
classified "secret"
416
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,943
and we are not allowed
to give that information out.
417
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,978
Yes, sir.
418
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,034
Gonculator...
419
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:08,597
Kinch?
420
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,020
Got any more radio parts?
421
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,156
No, we're fresh out.
422
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,470
But here's an old
alarm clock I took apart.
423
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,826
Oh, good.
424
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:24,001
Hey, Colonel, where
should I put this?
425
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,703
Carter...
426
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,482
what difference does it make?
427
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,056
Mm-hmm.
428
00:18:29,092 --> 00:18:30,057
Anything new?
429
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:31,533
They're still working
on it, General.
430
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,338
Klink, it is very important
431
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,030
that Hogan finish
the gonculator.
432
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,164
Yes, General.
433
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,934
But we must find out
how close it is to ours.
434
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:42,670
You know, ours is
a classified secret.
435
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,404
Of course I know.
436
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,517
That's the very reason
437
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,202
we want to see the
American model.
438
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,160
Did you get the German uniform?
439
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,505
LeBEAU: It's in your office.
440
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,696
Okay, this is the time.
441
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,265
Ah, it's no use!
442
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,533
We can't finish the gonculator.
443
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,534
But, Colonel,
444
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,519
we can't give up now.
445
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,131
LeBEAU: Sure, it's almost done.
446
00:19:00,155 --> 00:19:02,956
Who are we kidding...
We can only go so far.
447
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:04,224
Without the Lutz diagram,
448
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,138
we might as well
forget all about it.
449
00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:07,406
Colonel,
450
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:09,691
is the Lutz diagram
so important?
451
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:14,368
Newkirk, the Lutz diagram is
the heart of the whole machine.
452
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,486
What's going on?
453
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,655
They stopped working
454
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,690
because they have not
got the Lutz diagram.
455
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,102
Well, let's get it for them.
456
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,137
What is it?
457
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,262
Lutz, Lutz... where have
I heard that name before?
458
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,899
Oh, yes, Major Lutz,
the electronics expert.
459
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,445
His name came up
just the other day.
460
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,002
Major Lutz.
461
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,638
I'll get him here right away.
462
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,607
Major Lutz is on the way.
463
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,608
Good.
464
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,609
Hey, we did it again!
465
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,943
Hold the celebration.
466
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,679
We still have to get
him down in the tunnel
467
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,447
and get that homing
device back to England.
468
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,448
Colonel?
469
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,449
You need Schultz any more?
470
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,595
No, we're finished with him.
471
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,986
Right.
472
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,812
Oh, my goodness!
473
00:19:58,847 --> 00:19:59,813
Look what I've...
474
00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:02,015
Schultz, what were
you doing there anyway?
475
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,634
Are you sure you
have the right man?
476
00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:11,692
There are more important
people in my department than I am.
477
00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:13,572
Now, come now,
don't be so modest.
478
00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:14,640
We've heard a lot about you.
479
00:20:14,664 --> 00:20:15,629
You have?
480
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,176
And the Lutz diagram.
481
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,165
The Lutz diagram?
482
00:20:18,201 --> 00:20:19,166
Mm-hmm.
483
00:20:19,202 --> 00:20:20,634
Who's that?
484
00:20:22,071 --> 00:20:23,637
He's from the Gestapo.
485
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:26,640
He's assigned to me because
of the kind of work I do.
486
00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:29,009
All the people in my
department have our shadows.
487
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:31,345
I suppose we can't
be too careful...
488
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,914
Especially with things
like the gonculator.
489
00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:34,915
That what?
490
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,916
The gonculator.
491
00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:37,418
Never heard of it.
492
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,897
Oh, we understand
your denying it.
493
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,566
It's a proper
security procedure,
494
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,334
but we know all
about the gonculator.
495
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,258
There's one right
here in this camp.
496
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:46,427
I don't know what
you're talking about.
497
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,596
If we show you
one, will you admit it?
498
00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:49,597
Naturally, sir.
499
00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,410
I cannot deny
something if I see it,
500
00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:52,633
whatever it is.
501
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,246
Oh, it isn't a "whatever it is."
502
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,550
It is a gonculator.
503
00:20:56,372 --> 00:20:58,556
Here is your gonculator.
504
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,957
Schultz, bring it to the table.
505
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,648
There is your gonculator.
506
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,222
It's not a gonculator.
507
00:21:15,258 --> 00:21:17,758
It's a toy I made for
my little niece Lila.
508
00:21:19,261 --> 00:21:22,513
Now, don't bother Major Lutz.
509
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,415
But I promised Lila
510
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,560
I'd send it to her in England.
511
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:26,550
Look, Hogan,
512
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,862
you're in enough
trouble already.
513
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,147
You're just making it worse.
514
00:21:29,171 --> 00:21:31,538
What was it you called this?
515
00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:32,873
A gonculator, Major.
516
00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:36,043
Of course, it's quite
different from our model, but...
517
00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:37,522
Why am I telling you all this?
518
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,612
You are the expert.
519
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:41,059
As you say, it's not like
our German gonculator.
520
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,850
Not as good.
521
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:43,896
Of course not.
522
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,052
Ah, yes.
523
00:21:45,087 --> 00:21:47,704
Still quite interesting.
524
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:50,674
Will someone
please plug this in?
525
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:51,675
Sergeant?
526
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,710
Jawohl.
527
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,562
Be careful.
528
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:58,131
Klink, don't be an idiot...
This man is an expert.
529
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,817
Pull out the plug!
530
00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:24,892
Schultz, pull out the plug!
531
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,917
Where's Major Lutz?
532
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,258
Oh, no.
533
00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:49,449
Is that all that is
left of Major Lutz?
534
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,254
Let us have a
moment of silence...
535
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,190
to honor that brave man...
536
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:58,626
who gave his all
for the Fatherland.
537
00:22:58,661 --> 00:23:00,577
Here it is.
538
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,045
Good.
539
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,358
We have no time to waste.
540
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,862
They are waiting for us
at the end of the tunnel.
541
00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:08,736
I think I'd better go
542
00:23:08,771 --> 00:23:12,050
and explain to the Gestapo
man what happened.
543
00:23:12,074 --> 00:23:13,440
Yes, sir.
544
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,208
Poor Major Lutz.
545
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,079
Hogan, I'm going to
throw the book at you.
546
00:23:19,114 --> 00:23:20,080
What did I do?
547
00:23:20,115 --> 00:23:22,716
You know what... you
built an illegal gonculator.
548
00:23:22,752 --> 00:23:23,762
Who's going to believe
549
00:23:23,786 --> 00:23:24,863
a bunch of prisoners of war
550
00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:26,164
would build a piece of equipment
551
00:23:26,188 --> 00:23:28,367
that can only be
used in a submarine.
552
00:23:28,391 --> 00:23:29,823
Submarine?
553
00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:32,726
I knew I should
have called the navy.
554
00:23:32,762 --> 00:23:34,160
But I am still
going to report this
555
00:23:34,196 --> 00:23:36,430
to the Prisoner of War
Commission of the High Command.
556
00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:37,509
Fine.
557
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:39,344
Mark it to the attention
of the officer in charge:
558
00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:41,769
Colonel Johann Schmidt.
559
00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:43,470
Colonel Johann Schmidt?
560
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:46,573
Perhaps we better forget it?
561
00:23:46,609 --> 00:23:49,175
Hogan, you will give
me your word of honor
562
00:23:49,211 --> 00:23:50,977
that this will never
happen again.
563
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,515
I promise... I'll never
make another gonculator.
564
00:23:59,789 --> 00:24:01,622
Carter?
565
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,234
How about repairing
your rabbit trap.
566
00:24:03,258 --> 00:24:04,224
We'll all help.
567
00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:06,299
Nah, it's no use,
Colonel, it's ruined.
568
00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:08,611
Hey!
569
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,447
Hey, the trap worked.
570
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,916
Hey, I got myself rabbit.
571
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:13,917
How about that?
572
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,131
We're going to have
that hasenpfeffer after all.
573
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,754
We got everything we need.
574
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,949
That's what you're
going to be: hasenpfeffer.
575
00:24:21,109 --> 00:24:22,443
Why's he looking
at me like that?
576
00:24:22,478 --> 00:24:24,022
Well, Carter, how would you feel
577
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,223
if someone just told you
578
00:24:25,247 --> 00:24:27,528
you were going
to be hasenpfeffer?
579
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:28,699
Okay.
580
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,502
Go home.
581
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,221
Hey, looks like he's
found a home with us.
582
00:24:34,256 --> 00:24:35,889
He likes us.
583
00:24:35,925 --> 00:24:37,024
Let's keep it as a pet.
584
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,203
One rabbit won't be too
much trouble, will it, Colonel?
585
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:42,062
Carter, my boy, I
must tell you the truth...
586
00:24:42,097 --> 00:24:45,132
There is no such
thing as one rabbit.
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