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[Paul] I came to New York
with a travel toothbrush.
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It's one of those cheap ones
with a little plastic cap
on top.
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Back then,
I would, uh, couch surf,
mostly with hookups,
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sometimes with older women
who enjoyed watching me
bathe their dogs.
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Got scratched up
real bad back then.
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But a few months ago,
I found myself here in Queens.
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And I, uh, found
a place to call home.
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And I found a bed
with Transformers sheets that
I share with another adult man.
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You know, just last week,
I finally got a new toothbrush.
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It's electric.
Came with a little stand. Plugs
into the wall. It's real nice.
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Reaches all the way back.
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But I still keep this one,
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just to remind myself of a time
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when I was a stranger here.
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So that's why
I'm running for president
of the homeowners association.
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To make us all feel
just a little less
like strangers.
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To make us all feel
a little more at home.
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-Thank you.
-Whoo!
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-We love you!
-Yeah!
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[Billie] We love you!
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-I share a bed
with that man. We spoon.
-That's the guy.
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Mr. Baker, the question
was about potholes.
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Yes. [clears throat]
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I'm against them.
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Whoo!
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Give Donna a cognition test!
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-[Anton shushes]
-[Issa shushes]
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-[moderator] Ma'am.
-We were all thinking it.
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Next up, we have our incumbent,
HOA president, Sandy Adler.
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-Thank you, Doreen.
Thank you all.
-[whoops] Go, Daddy!
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First of all, I just wanna say
that I was very moved
by the toothbrush thing.
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-Thank you.
-I usually carry
floss picks with me,
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but my daughter Nina told me
not to pick a fight tonight.
[chuckles]
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-[all laughing]
-Sandy.
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And I you won't. And I won't.
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Fuck, he's really good.
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I know. 17 straight terms.
Polls have him up
by four points.
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-There are polls for this? Mmm.
-Yeah, I made them. Yeah. Yeah.
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Donna, you're up next.
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There's a squirrel
in my house that brings me
Turkish delights.
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[chuckles]
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-Cognition test!
-Issa.
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[♪♪ "Bad Advice" playing]
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♪♪ I need some bad advice ♪♪
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♪♪ Stay up tonight ♪♪
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♪♪ We'll make it out alive ♪♪
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[Anton] I'm telling you,
he doesn't even kill ants.
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-Thank you so much
again for helping me...
-[Issa speaking Spanish]
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What?
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I thought you spoke Spanish.
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Yeah, I mean,
he's genuinely kind, Sharon.
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He's like Mr. Rogers,
if Mr. Rogers had
figured out his hair.
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-Aw, you mean that?
-Go away.
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You can't hear me
say nice things.
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-Okay. Guys?
-[Issa, Anton]
Ooh. Can you hold?
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Okay, take a look at this map.
There are 83 votes up
for grabs today,
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and we're taking a shot
at every single goddamn one.
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-This is a two-man race now.
-[Anton] Ugh, poor Donna.
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-This is a two-man race now.
-[Anton] Ugh, poor Donna.
-She drove straight
through that Carvel.
-[Billie] Oh, no, she's fine.
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-She drove straight
through that Carvel.
-[Billie] Oh, no, she's fine.
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-Uh, where's Samir?
-Mentally or physically?
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-Mentally, in deep denial.
-Hmm.
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-Physically, in his bedroom.
-[Anton] Mm-hmm.
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-Sharon, I'm back.
-[Issa] Oh.
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[in Spanish accent] Lisa?
[normal] Oh, sorry. Lisa?
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[Carly] Samy, I'm just worried.
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Carly, baby, I promise you
it's gonna be fine.
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Look, we can FaceTime.
We can Zoom.
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Look, we can FaceTime.
We can Zoom.
All distance is the same now.
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All distance is the same now.
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Ugh. How did I
match to Seattle?
It was so deep on my rank list.
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Let's not do that.
Let's think positive.
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Dental residency
is insanely competitive.
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Plus, Seattle is
an amazing city, right?
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Good seafood.
Great-Great needles.
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It's so frustrating.
I had my entire life
planned out in New York,
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and now I don't know
what I'm gonna...
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[sighs] Carly. Oh.
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Baby, you're cutting out.
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It said my connection
was unstable.
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Aw! That's why
we practice, though, right?
That's why we practice.
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Samir, how are
we supposed to make it
through a full year of this?
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Hey, do I look worried?
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We got this, okay?
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Also, look, I added Seattle
to my weather app.
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That way when it rains for you,
it rains for me.
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Baby, that's Seattle, Texas.
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There's a Seattle, Texas?
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Are you sure
you didn't match there?
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And that's what I thought. Yep.
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Okay, we can expect
your vote? Oh!
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-Janice, you're an angel!
-Okay, guys, how's it going?
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-Paul Baker?
-Yeah.
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Patty from Elm Street
is being such an asshole
about drainage.
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-I can't.
-Fair.
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-Okay, let me handle. Yeah.
-[Julia] Take her.
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Hey, Jules, thank you again
for helping out.
I really appreciate it.
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I'm just so proud of you
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-for getting involved.
-Mmm.
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Do you know I once organized
an entire front row
at a Marc Jacobs show?
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-Oh, really? For what cause?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Just to get dinner after.
-Oh.
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-[♪♪ instrumental music plays]
-Guys, the coverage
is starting.
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-Oh.
-Carly. Samir.
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-[Issa] Oh, my God.
Okay. [vocalizes]
-[Samir] Coming!
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Hello, everyone
who lives east of Forest Avenue
and west of Franklin Road.
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I'm Katie Yeoh,
senior at Garfield High School
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and president
of the journalism club.
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-I founded that club.
Do you know that?
-[all] Yes.
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-Shh.
-I'm covering
the HOA election today
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because that is the assignment
Mr. De la Croix gave me.
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Okay. Well,
that's a good beat, Katie.
Be grateful.
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[Katie]
...excitement in the air,
we're hoping for...
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You guys good?
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-And I'll be here
to cover it all...
-Hmm? Yes. We are great.
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-Yeah.
-Great.
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[Katie] Polls have been open
for just under an hour,
and so far,
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incumbent Sandy Adler
has eight marbles
to Paul Baker's six.
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-[Paul chuckles]
-Okay, okay.
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Oh, my God! Okay!
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-[Anton] Yes, yes, yes!
-We're in this thing, people.
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Okay, uh, let's keep
the phone lines hot.
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-[Anton] Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
-[knocks on door]
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[Billie] I'll get that. Okay.
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-Hi.
-[Billie] Wow.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-[stammers] Come in.
-Oh. Thank you.
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-Thank you.
-Paul Baker. [chuckles]
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-Oh, Sandy,
what are you doing here?
-[Sandy] Hey.
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-Oh, we just stopped
by to wish you luck.
-Aw.
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You're a good kid, you know?
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-Class all the way
with this guy, huh?
-Yeah.
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Truly, I-I walk in the...
in the footsteps of giants.
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-[Nina] Mm-hmm.
-Hey, real quick,
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is there a restroom
I could use?
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You get to be my age,
it's, like, every five minutes.
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-Yeah. Okay.
-[Sandy] Doctor says
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-Yeah. Okay.
-[Sandy] Doctor says
it's not a prostate
thing or anything,
but, you know, then what is it?
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it's not a prostate
thing or anything,
but, you know, then what is it?
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That's what I wanna know.
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-Oh, I'm, uh,
Billie Schaeffer...
-Hi.
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...by the way,
Paul Baker's campaign manager.
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Nina Adler, Sandy's daughter.
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[chuckling]
Your dad seems so sweet.
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-Oh, I know. He's the best.
-Aw.
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Yeah, he means
the world to me, and...
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and, you know, the HOA
means the world to him.
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Oh, my God,
you're standing
so close to me. [chuckles]
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-Oh, yeah.
I'm intimidating you.
-What?
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Here's the thing
about 70-year-old men,
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Billie Schaeffer,
they're bored as fuck.
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They're retired.
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Their wives want them
out of the house,
so they find a little hobby.
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And for my dad,
he found the HOA. Now,
you probably don't get this,
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but when you stop working,
you can get a little lost.
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I actually do understand that.
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The HOA is not for you.
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Do you understand?
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Do you all live here, huh?
All five of you?
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Yes.
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You know,
three or more unrelated adults
living under the same roof
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is what the city of Queens
likes to call
a zoning violation.
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It's just a little tidbit
I picked up from the HOA.
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Okay.
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I mean, this is the time
of your life when
your friends are your family.
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Oh, my God, that's so cute.
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Like, you think you're
the first people to be young
and adorable in New York?
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Don't answer that. Not so.
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So guess what?
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If your friend unseats my dad
today, this little sex dungeon
that you all reside in...
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-[toilet flushes]
-...I'm gonna report it.
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And then I'm gonna
blow it to pieces.
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-[Paul]
When it comes to recycling...
-You ready, Daddy?
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-[Paul]
When it comes to recycling...
-You ready, Daddy?
-Yeah. Yeah, Nin, yeah.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah. Yeah, Nin, yeah.
-Yeah?
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-Did you get it all out?
-[Sandy] Well, most of it.
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-Okay, great.
-Well, happy
election day, gang.
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-[Nina] Happy election day.
-[Paul chuckles]
Good luck, guys.
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-May the best man
win, you know?
-Good luck. All right.
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-Bye. Okay.
-[Sandy] Come on, Nin.
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Okay, bye, guys.
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Take care. Drive safe.
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[whispers] He peed so much.
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So many different directions.
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What?
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[Samir] It's not fair.
This is our home.
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It's fucking blackmail.
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No, it's politics. I mean,
she's House of Cards'ing us.
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She touched you?
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-What?
-What?
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Okay, that's it, right?
I-I-I'll just...
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I will drop out,
and everything will be fine.
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No, you can't drop out
once voting started,
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and we're already
30 marbles deep.
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Fuck. Ugh, dude.
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Oh, this is all my fault, man.
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[stutters]
I was just trying to lay roots,
but I guess instead
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I'm like one of those roots
that cracked the sidewalk.
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So, I'm so sorry, guys.
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-You didn't know. Yeah.
-No, no.
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-Guys, new results are in.
-Oh, my God.
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-[♪♪ instrumental music plays]
-[Katie] Well,
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we've got
an exciting race update.
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Newcomer Paul Baker
has taken the lead...
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-No.
-...with 21 marbles
to Adler's 19.
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-[Samir] Oh, shit.
-[Issa] Oh, my God, this is it.
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We're gonna have to move out.
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[Katie chattering on TV]
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No.
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-We're not.
-What?
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If there's one thing I know,
it's how not to get a job.
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It's just a question
of manpower and targeting.
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-This is Kerry, Iowa, 2004.
-What is that?
Is that a shooting?
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No.
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-Right?
-No.
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Okay. No.
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Wait, I-I'm sorry, Bills.
W-What are you saying?
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I'm saying we're gonna tank
this campaign.
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-[gasps]
-Samir and Carly,
man the phones.
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Issa and Anton, we need boots
on the ground at the library.
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Julia Fox, you are famous,
and I don't feel comfortable
bossing you around.
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That's fair.
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Okay, people, this is no longer
a campaign for Paul Baker.
224
00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,774
This is a campaign against him.
225
00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:17,180
We are going
to lose this election
and keep our house. Giddyap.
226
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:19,753
How do you feel
about "giddyap"?
227
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,556
Not great.
Let me run that back.
228
00:09:21,623 --> 00:09:22,992
-Okay.
-Um...
229
00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:24,696
-Let's go!
-There we go.
230
00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,933
-Yes! Let's lose this!
-Yeah.
231
00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:35,116
This is crazy. I always thought
we were gonna live
in that house forever.
232
00:09:35,249 --> 00:09:37,622
And it'd be so cute,
and I'd get sad,
233
00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:40,260
and then I would move out
and try to spin off,
and that wouldn't work,
234
00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:42,197
so I'd move back in,
and it would get cute again.
235
00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:43,634
[footsteps approaching]
236
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,969
-David, David. David.
-Oh. Oh.
237
00:09:45,102 --> 00:09:47,273
-Hi, David. I love this vest.
-Hi.
238
00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,211
Um, did you decide
who you're voting for today?
239
00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:51,816
I did. Our phone call
last week convinced me.
240
00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:55,190
Okay. Okay, David, David,
I wonder if you've been
convinced too quickly.
241
00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:56,960
-Yeah.
-Right? You have
a tendency to do that.
242
00:09:57,027 --> 00:09:58,597
-Ugh.
-Remember the time-share?
243
00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,300
-What?
-David.
244
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,303
You said that Paul Baker
was like home to you.
[chuckles]
245
00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:05,143
-What?
-No, no, I don't...
No. [chuckles]
246
00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:07,214
Yeah, you said
you never recycle,
247
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,952
but you do it
now to impress him,
even when he's not there.
248
00:10:10,721 --> 00:10:11,723
You said that?
249
00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:13,828
-Hmm? I...
-Oh, excuse me.
250
00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:16,700
-Hi. What are you doing?
-Oh, shit. It's the librarian.
Charm her.
251
00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:18,637
-Charm her.
-You can't talk to the voters.
252
00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,206
Oh. Um, hi.
253
00:10:20,273 --> 00:10:21,709
-Hi.
-Are-Are-Are you
the librarian here?
254
00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:23,479
-Yes.
-Thank you for your service.
255
00:10:23,713 --> 00:10:26,118
[clicks tongue]
Look at your name.
Margaux, like Château.
256
00:10:26,218 --> 00:10:28,355
Or "Mar-gocks,"
like no name we've ever heard.
257
00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:32,297
Okay. Well,
you guys seem great.
258
00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:33,600
-Oh, thank you.
-Thank you. [chuckles]
259
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,203
But, um...
260
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,340
[Irish accent] You'll have
to head out now, lassies.
261
00:10:39,579 --> 00:10:40,648
-[normal voice] Sorry?
-What?
262
00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,217
Um, sorry, just Irish.
263
00:10:42,552 --> 00:10:47,661
I felt weird about
asking you guys
to leave, so I was doing Irish.
264
00:10:48,864 --> 00:10:50,968
[whispers] Oh, my God,
she's a weird little guy.
265
00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,374
[old-timey accent]
Wow. So, do you work here then?
266
00:10:54,374 --> 00:10:54,375
[old-timey accent]
Wow. So, do you work here then?
Is this your here salt mine,
where you're burning
your midnight oil?
267
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,479
Is this your here salt mine,
where you're burning
your midnight oil?
268
00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:58,850
-Me, if I was on
a black-and-white photo.
-[chuckles]
269
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:02,558
[Western accent] Well, you
know, this here is my saloon,
if you will and please.
270
00:11:02,825 --> 00:11:05,063
[Western accent] Well,
then you better pour me
a whiskey
271
00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:07,735
and call me your mayor because
I wanna get to know this place.
272
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,138
[chuckles]
273
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:10,974
[whispers]
Go. Voter intimidate. Go.
274
00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,979
[normal voice] David, David,
Paul Baker had a gun to my head
275
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:14,849
as I said those things, so...
276
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,154
-What?
-Yes.
277
00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:19,759
Things are heating up
at the Bayside North Library,
278
00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:21,730
and we are covering it all.
279
00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,099
So you're doing long distance.
280
00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:24,635
-Yeah.
-That's great.
281
00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:26,238
-Yeah.
-Okay.
282
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,813
[sighs] Thank you, Julia Fox,
'cause some people
were saying...
283
00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:31,950
Carly, Julia Fox said
we're gonna be fine.
284
00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:33,319
Oh. She's on the phone.
285
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:36,058
No, I mean
you're gonna break up, but...
286
00:11:37,026 --> 00:11:39,131
-What? No. Why?
-That's how
long distance works.
287
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,536
You give it your all
for the first three
to four months,
288
00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:43,372
and eventually
your relationship
will dwindle down
289
00:11:43,707 --> 00:11:45,511
to sending each other
Instagram memes.
290
00:11:45,711 --> 00:11:48,449
You know,
and there's chatbots for that.
So, what's the point?
291
00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:50,521
But that's not always
how it goes, though, right?
292
00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:55,496
Well, I-I mean, not-not always.
Like, Paris, London,
that works.
293
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:58,537
Even Paris, Lisbon kinda works.
294
00:11:58,737 --> 00:12:00,073
Paris, Barcelona...
295
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,812
Come on,
I don't need to tell you.
296
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,653
-Bills, where have you been?
-Yeah. No, no, I know, I know.
297
00:12:06,886 --> 00:12:08,790
I'm up, like, six marbles.
I-It's a disaster.
I'm gonna win.
298
00:12:08,857 --> 00:12:10,360
Hey, it's okay.
I'm on it, okay?
299
00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:12,731
-I called in backup. [pants]
-What backup?
300
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:17,273
Well, if you wanna lose
this election, we need people
who make you look unelectable.
301
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,646
-You didn't.
-I did.
302
00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,616
-Billie.
-Baker!
303
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,319
Let's fuck shit up!
304
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:25,189
-[all shouting]
-[♪♪ upbeat music playing]
305
00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:28,295
[groans]
306
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:35,209
Samir, I have to go.
307
00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:36,847
-No. Julia.
-Yeah, I have to go. I'm sorry.
308
00:12:36,946 --> 00:12:38,850
-I'm really turned on by them.
-Julia, no.
309
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,556
No, this is exactly my type.
I know. I'm sick. I'm sick.
I have to go.
310
00:12:41,556 --> 00:12:42,892
-I'm sorry!
-Julia!
311
00:12:43,025 --> 00:12:44,762
-I told you everything I know.
-Jul...
312
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:47,367
-Okay, bye, guys.
We're gonna lose.
-Bye, Jules.
313
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,970
[all clamoring]
314
00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:50,807
Okay.
315
00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:53,212
-Big bros!
-Ow.
316
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:57,855
I need you to drag
my name through
the mother-loving shitter!
317
00:12:57,922 --> 00:12:59,759
[all] Yeah!
318
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,228
[all cheering, clamoring]
319
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:04,234
You're gonna lose!
320
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:11,449
[♪♪ music ends]
321
00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:13,285
[scratchy voice]
And I won't have
any of your friends.
322
00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:14,923
[scratchy voice]
Well, if you won't
wear my gloves...
323
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:17,962
Joanne, between us,
Paul Baker's a racist.
324
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,835
And he knew Ghislaine. Well.
325
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,840
This morning, you told me
that Paul Baker found out
you were allergic to almonds,
326
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:27,514
and now he calls every
restaurant ahead of time to
make sure there's no almonds.
327
00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,284
That man has my marble.
328
00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,156
You said that
to Side-bangs Joanne?
329
00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:36,967
Yeah, back when
we were pro-Baker.
Issa, I was pitching him.
330
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,402
-Pretty close race, huh?
-Oh, God.
331
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,206
Seeing a lot of marbles
in your buddy's jar.
332
00:13:40,272 --> 00:13:42,511
-Yeah, we're working on it.
-Okay, well, tick, tick.
333
00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:45,250
That's the sound of the seconds
counting down on a clock.
334
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:46,987
God, you are
such an intense person.
335
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,557
Thank you so much.
I strive for that.
336
00:13:48,623 --> 00:13:50,360
-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a therapist.
337
00:13:50,426 --> 00:13:51,596
-Oh, my God. Wow.
Do you have a card?
-Yes.
338
00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,533
I don't take insurance, though.
339
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,805
That's totally fine.
My parents are rich.
Don't tell my friends.
340
00:13:56,038 --> 00:13:58,075
-Do you have guilt around that?
-Yeah, it's really hard.
341
00:13:58,142 --> 00:13:59,846
-[Nina] Yeah.
-It's just hard
for no one to know.
342
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,083
-I understand.
Save it for the couch.
-Of course. Thanks, Mom.
343
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,020
-Oh, God, it's happening.
-It's okay.
344
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,193
Don't fuck this up,
or I will ruin you.
345
00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:14,274
Do you think she can separate
work and personal?
346
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:17,180
Yeah, I think she's probably
really good at that.
347
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,331
-[Samir] Yes, thank you.
-Thank you. Billie,
one vote for Adler. And your name is?
Wow! Your name's
spelled like "boner."
348
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,737
I got Garcia for Adler, twice!
349
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,676
Yo, PB! Can I tell this guy
about the time you hooked up
with OJ's parents?
350
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,714
Today, and today only,
Roach, yes, you may.
351
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,084
Yes!
-[OJ] Saved their marriage,
by the way.
352
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:40,092
Baby. Did you know that
Seattle to New York
353
00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:42,330
is basically like
London to Paris?
354
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,668
Oh, um...
355
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:44,669
Oh, um...
I don't think it is.
I think it's more like
London to, like, Moscow.
356
00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:47,574
I don't think it is.
I think it's more like
London to, like, Moscow.
357
00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:47,608
I don't think it is.
I think it's more like
London to, like, Moscow.
When you think about Europe...
358
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:49,311
When you think about Europe...
359
00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:51,215
-Yeah.
-[♪♪ instrumental music plays]
360
00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:53,352
New tally! New tally!
There's a new tally!
361
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:56,593
Jesus Christ, Katie.
Find your mark.
The camera's losing you.
362
00:14:56,692 --> 00:14:58,730
Well, it's officially
neck-and-neck
363
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,934
as incumbent Sandy Adler
has caught back up
to Paul Baker.
364
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,272
-Forty-one to 41.
-Okay, yes!
365
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:04,876
Yes!
366
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:06,846
I'm hearing from the old lady
who sits near the marbles
367
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:09,084
that the HOA has never seen
turnout like this before.
368
00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:11,421
And with
one marble left to drop,
this one is a nail-biter.
369
00:15:11,488 --> 00:15:14,228
Only one left. Okay, Billie,
who is it? Who is it?
370
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,264
Uh... Eighty, ninety.
It's Mr. Lee.
371
00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,302
Shit. No.
372
00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:20,975
I shoveled
his driveway last week.
I'm like a son to him.
373
00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:23,212
-We're fucked. I'm gonna win.
-[Billie] Fuck.
374
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:26,017
-Damn it.
-[Paul] Fuck.
375
00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:28,857
No, okay, wait. Hey, guys.
376
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:31,462
-It all comes down to this.
-[Schnee] Yes, sir. Yep.
377
00:15:31,562 --> 00:15:34,067
As Mr. Lee goes,
so goes the nation!
378
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,369
-[Brent] Yes!
-Let's do it!
379
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,107
-Yes!
-[Paul] We're not giving up.
380
00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:39,244
-Yes! Let's do this shit!
-Yeah. Yeah.
381
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:40,714
And if I could just also...
382
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:44,387
Sorry, desk chair... Um...
383
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:49,799
Just wanted to let everyone
know that no matter
what happens, if we...
384
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:54,542
if we get to stay
or if we have to go,
I won't be living here anymore.
385
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,813
-[Paul] What?
-Wait, what?
386
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,082
'Cause I'll be moving...
387
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,252
I'll be moving to Seattle.
388
00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:02,825
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
389
00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:04,528
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait.
390
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:04,529
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait.
Wait, Samy, what?
391
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:06,064
Wait, Samy, what?
392
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,735
No, it's okay.
You guys can stay
if Paul Baker loses.
393
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,371
-It's fine. I've decided.
-But we're not...
394
00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,743
I decided, baby.
We're moving to Seattle.
395
00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:15,383
-[chuckling]
-The Windy City.
The Windy City.
396
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,886
I don't think that's Seattle.
397
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:18,723
Windy City of brotherly love.
398
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:23,332
And so then, Mr. Lee,
we all realized,
399
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:26,672
whoops, Sandy Adler
actually is the man
for the job.
400
00:16:26,672 --> 00:16:26,706
whoops, Sandy Adler
actually is the man
for the job.
So, Mr. Lee, what
we're asking you is, please
just vote for the other guy.
401
00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:31,616
So, Mr. Lee, what
we're asking you is, please
just vote for the other guy.
402
00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,653
Right, Bills?
403
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:35,957
-Hmm?
-[Paul] Right?
404
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:37,394
Yes, yes.
405
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,163
Change isn't always
a good thing, Mr. Lee.
406
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,335
Actually,
sometimes you can have
a really good thing going
407
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,573
and then change can
just come along and just...
408
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,076
[splutters]
409
00:16:45,143 --> 00:16:46,980
-Billie?
-Be really scary.
410
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:51,188
Be really scary and ultimately
just unnecessary,
in my opinion.
411
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,693
Yeah. So, what do you say,
Mr. Lee, huh?
412
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,162
How about it?
413
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,235
No.
414
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,607
I'm sorry. No?
415
00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:03,112
Mr. Lee, I feel like
if you just knew Sandy, then--
416
00:17:03,312 --> 00:17:04,849
Oh, I know Sandy Adler.
417
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:07,789
He was my friend for 32 years.
418
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:08,991
-He was?
-Mm-hmm.
419
00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:10,560
So, what... [clears throat]
420
00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:13,398
-What, uh... What happened?
-We drifted apart.
421
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,506
Time took its toll, like
it does on all friendship.
It happens.
422
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:20,113
Well, okay,
but I'm sure you guys can
get through this, right?
423
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:22,316
-Hey, if any--
-And then he fucked my wife.
424
00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,519
Oh.
425
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:25,523
A bunch.
426
00:17:26,993 --> 00:17:28,596
[Paul] We are gonna...
427
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:31,569
-We're gonna leave.
-Thank you so much
for your time.
428
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,310
-Samy?
-Hey, no.
429
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:37,515
No, you're not supposed
to see me yet.
430
00:17:37,915 --> 00:17:39,685
-What?
-Okay, fine.
431
00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:43,927
I found this
Seattle SuperSonics jersey
in my dad's drawer.
432
00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:47,300
He was a huge Kemp fan,
but I had a whole thing
planned.
433
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,037
I don't want to spoil it.
434
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,607
Um...
435
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:54,014
Hey, so when were you planning
on asking me about this?
436
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,318
-What?
-About moving.
437
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,921
What do you mean?
This is perfect.
438
00:17:58,221 --> 00:18:00,192
Like, this way we don't
have to go back and forth.
439
00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:02,731
No, Samy, you can't just move.
440
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:04,233
Your entire life is here.
441
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,507
Okay, so... so you'd rather
do long-distance?
442
00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:09,678
No.
443
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:12,183
Well, it's got to be one
or the other.
444
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,155
Right?
445
00:18:16,424 --> 00:18:18,563
-[Carly breathing shakily]
-[sighs] No.
446
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,571
[crying]
I really love our relationship.
447
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:28,282
I just... I never want to get
to a place where I don't.
448
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,854
[stammers] What are you saying?
449
00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:33,059
[horns sounding]
450
00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:37,568
Presenting Seattle's
newest power forward,
Samir Rahman!
451
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:40,874
-Guys, it's really
not a good time.
-[chanting] Samir!
452
00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:42,210
-What the hell?
-Samir!
453
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,013
This is the thing
I had planned.
454
00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:46,719
-[♪♪ "Get Ready
For This" playing]
-[chanting continues]
455
00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:50,459
Dude! Go! Shoot!
456
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,566
[all exclaiming, cheering]
457
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,373
♪♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪♪
458
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,287
Oh, my God.
459
00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:18,382
[Issa in funny voice]
No more soup, Mommy!
I'm too full! -[both laugh]
-Okay, I am gonna text you.
460
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,752
-Okay.
-[laughing]
461
00:19:23,325 --> 00:19:24,728
Okay. What's going on?
462
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,933
-Looks like you're having fun.
-Yeah.
463
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,373
I mean, she's really cute,
and I'm really funny, so...
464
00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,812
-[chuckling]
-[phone chiming]
465
00:19:32,878 --> 00:19:34,414
Shit.
466
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,084
-[Issa] Mmm?
-Billie says
it's not going our way.
467
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:37,654
[gasps] Yay.
468
00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:40,894
No, like he's gonna win, Iss.
We're gonna have to move out.
469
00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:42,764
[gasps] No.
470
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,233
[sighs]
471
00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:48,408
So then you have
to tell Paul Baker.
472
00:19:49,978 --> 00:19:52,483
-What?
-That... That you have
feelings for him.
473
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:54,689
I don't know what
you're talking about.
474
00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,760
I knew you
were attracted to him,
475
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,999
but I didn't realize
until today you have
actual feelings for him.
476
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,869
-You do. Yes, you do.
-No.
477
00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:04,474
Everything you said
about recycling and almonds,
478
00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:08,281
like, you were physically
incapable of talking shit
about him,
479
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:10,653
and you love talking shit.
480
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,693
[scoffs] That's just not true.
I said he knew Ghislaine.
481
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,364
Okay, you know
I don't know actors, Anton.
482
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,803
-[chattering on TV]
-[Billie] I've been thinking
about it,
483
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:21,676
and you kinda had
the best-case scenario
for a first relationship.
484
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:25,149
-Really?
-Yeah. I mean, no cheating,
485
00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:29,925
no major fuck-ups,
and you split because
of circumstances.
486
00:20:30,392 --> 00:20:32,964
Samy, you pitched
a perfect game.
487
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,402
[clicks tongue] Whoo.
488
00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:37,808
I'm sorry.
489
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,179
I'm gonna miss being
someone's boyfriend.
490
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:43,085
-[snort laughs]
-Is that crazy?
491
00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,789
Honestly? A little.
492
00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:46,291
I was good at it.
493
00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:47,828
Yeah.
494
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,305
It was really scary
when I thought
you were leaving.
495
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:55,877
[TV audio warbles]
496
00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:57,782
Anton, it's me.
You can tell me. I'm okay.
497
00:20:57,848 --> 00:20:59,718
-Issa, just drop it, okay?
-No, I'm not dropping...
498
00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:01,388
It's gonna make you sick inside
499
00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,591
-if you don't say it out loud.
-Can you stop?
500
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:04,360
-Oh, my God.
-Wait, is that...
501
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:05,931
-Call them.
Call them. Call them.
-Yes. I am. I am. I am.
502
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,500
Tell me.
503
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,104
-I'm not some stranger
on the street.
-Issa.
504
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,041
-[Issa] Like, you...
- She's not picking up.
505
00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:12,945
Admit it:
You have feelings
for Paul Baker.
506
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:14,848
- [Anton] Issa...
-Wait, what did she just say?
507
00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:17,186
- [line ringing]
-Admit it. Come on.
Just say it.
508
00:21:17,253 --> 00:21:20,026
-You really do. Oh, my God.
-Issa, can you stop?
509
00:21:20,058 --> 00:21:21,663
Oh, my God.
510
00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:23,131
Who do you think
you're talking to right now?
511
00:21:23,431 --> 00:21:24,735
-Can I stop? No.
-Yes, you could stop.
512
00:21:24,802 --> 00:21:26,572
You can...
Anton, you can tell me.
513
00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:28,475
-Issa.
-I... It's so obvious.
514
00:21:28,609 --> 00:21:30,647
Say it.
You have to say it. I can tell.
515
00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,651
[stammers]
It's fucking embarrassing, Iss.
516
00:21:32,784 --> 00:21:35,089
What is embarrassing?
Loving someone?
517
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:37,293
-Yes.
-I knew it!
518
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,565
[all gasp, exclaim]
519
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,536
Oh, shit.
520
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,673
-Oh, my God.
-Man, gay guys have my heart.
521
00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:46,879
I know it
makes you uncomfortable,
but you deserve his kindness.
522
00:21:46,979 --> 00:21:48,983
Oh, no.
The sign-language lady's
interpreting it.
523
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:54,160
And his tenderness
and his big, beautiful cock.
524
00:21:54,227 --> 00:21:55,530
Don't sign that.
525
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:57,768
Don't...
You can't sign that. Don't...
526
00:21:58,435 --> 00:22:00,372
She's signing that.
527
00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:01,843
- [Anton]
Issa, I can't. I couldn't.
- [Issa] You do. Why?
528
00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:03,212
-He was your person.
-[stammers]
529
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:04,882
It doesn't matter.
530
00:22:05,683 --> 00:22:09,591
We are all gonna fuck people
and fall in love
531
00:22:09,658 --> 00:22:12,163
and get our hearts broken
a thousand times.
532
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:18,175
But our friendship is
the most important thing
in the world to me.
533
00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:22,551
And no one is ever gonna
get in the way of that.
534
00:22:23,351 --> 00:22:26,424
Our friendship comes first.
Always.
535
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:28,696
Do you understand that?
536
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,567
[Anton chuckles]
537
00:22:31,234 --> 00:22:32,604
Of course.
538
00:22:33,606 --> 00:22:34,942
Of course.
539
00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:38,114
Great. Then go fuck
his brains out, crazy girl.
540
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,253
[chuckles]
541
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,290
-Go.
-Okay, okay, okay.
542
00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:45,129
-[Issa] Oh, my God!
-They're coming home.
They're coming home.
543
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,599
They're like two blocks away.
544
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,903
What do I do?
What do I do, guys?
545
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,874
-Bro, just do it.
-Kiss him on the lips.
546
00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:53,145
Kiss him
and tell me how it feels!
547
00:22:53,211 --> 00:22:55,984
Kiss him like a slut,
then kiss him like a princess,
then kiss him like both.
548
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:57,286
[Anton, Issa laughing]
549
00:22:57,353 --> 00:22:59,290
-You're gonna tell him!
-I'm really gonna tell him.
550
00:22:59,357 --> 00:23:01,261
-I love you!
-I love you so much!
551
00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,797
-Issa, pothole!
-[screams]
552
00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:04,735
I don't want to ruin
another good thing, guys.
553
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,006
I already ruined our house.
[stammers] I blew up our home.
554
00:23:07,072 --> 00:23:09,310
No, no. Don't say that, okay?
Just trust your gut.
555
00:23:09,511 --> 00:23:10,613
What does your gut say?
556
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,982
[Anton]
I've never run this much.
557
00:23:12,049 --> 00:23:13,753
No, that's not true.
558
00:23:13,953 --> 00:23:15,891
I've done a boot-camp class
once, but it was mostly
for the smoothies.
559
00:23:15,923 --> 00:23:18,194
-Oh, my God,
their smoothies are so good.
-So good.
560
00:23:18,194 --> 00:23:18,228
-Oh, my God,
their smoothies are so good.
-So good.
I'm telling you,
take it from me.
561
00:23:18,228 --> 00:23:19,699
I'm telling you,
take it from me.
562
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,435
Even if it all goes away,
it's worth it.
563
00:23:21,702 --> 00:23:23,172
-I promise!
-I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.
564
00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:25,175
Okay, Paul Baker, forget what
you're supposed to do.
565
00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:26,411
What is gonna make you happy?
566
00:23:26,478 --> 00:23:27,948
[door closes]
567
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:30,520
[Anton pants]
568
00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:32,724
Hi.
569
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:33,693
Hey.
570
00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:36,732
-Holy shit. You lost.
-[Billie] What?
571
00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:38,869
[Katie]
After a down-to-the-wire
marble count,
572
00:23:38,936 --> 00:23:43,445
Sandy Adler has been reelected
for his 18th consecutive term
on the HOA.
573
00:23:43,679 --> 00:23:45,048
[cheering]
574
00:23:49,157 --> 00:23:51,327
This has been
an unprecedented election,
575
00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:54,367
and I think this footage is
going to get me into Bowdoin.
576
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,171
[♪♪ "People" playing]
577
00:23:56,238 --> 00:23:58,042
♪♪ People are wasteful
They waste all the food ♪♪
578
00:23:58,074 --> 00:24:00,981
♪♪ People are hateful
And people are rude ♪♪
579
00:24:01,047 --> 00:24:04,286
♪♪ But God
I love some people sometimes ♪♪
580
00:24:04,521 --> 00:24:07,460
♪♪ Because people are
The greatest thing to happen ♪♪
581
00:24:07,727 --> 00:24:11,167
♪♪ I said God
I love some people sometimes ♪♪
582
00:24:11,234 --> 00:24:14,373
♪♪ Because people are
The greatest thing to happen ♪♪
583
00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:18,181
♪♪ I said I have faith
In my fellow man ♪♪
584
00:24:18,214 --> 00:24:22,256
♪♪ And I only hope
That he has faith in me ♪♪
585
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:26,632
[♪♪ music ends]
586
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,234
[laughs, shushes]
My roommates are asleep,
and if we wake them up,
587
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,072
they'll want to play
"get to know you" games.
588
00:24:30,138 --> 00:24:31,441
-I'm actually
really good at those.
-Oh, really?
589
00:24:31,509 --> 00:24:32,878
Mm-hmm. Oh!
590
00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:35,248
-[mattress squeaking]
-[grunting, panting]
591
00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:35,315
-[mattress squeaking]
-[grunting, panting]
-Not everyone's sleeping.
-Um...
592
00:24:35,315 --> 00:24:37,787
-Not everyone's sleeping.
-Um...
593
00:24:37,854 --> 00:24:40,793
-What?
-No, nothing. Just, uh...
594
00:24:41,995 --> 00:24:44,200
-Two of my roommates
are hooking up.
-Oh.
595
00:24:44,768 --> 00:24:45,637
Yeah. [chuckles]
596
00:24:45,704 --> 00:24:48,108
And how do we feel about that?
597
00:24:50,178 --> 00:24:51,949
We're actually...
598
00:24:53,886 --> 00:24:55,155
really happy about it.
599
00:24:58,428 --> 00:24:59,731
[giggles]
600
00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:11,522
Are we good?
601
00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:13,325
[♪♪ "Besties" playing]
602
00:25:13,392 --> 00:25:15,563
Yeah, Bills. Yeah.
603
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:17,967
Yeah, we're good.
604
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:43,185
♪♪ I wanna be
Anywhere other than this ♪♪
605
00:25:43,218 --> 00:25:48,061
♪♪ I wanna see
My best friend waving at me ♪♪
606
00:25:48,194 --> 00:25:52,971
♪♪ I wanna be living with you ♪♪
607
00:25:53,038 --> 00:25:56,612
♪♪ Seeing it through ♪♪
608
00:25:58,081 --> 00:26:00,252
♪♪ Do you wanna play? ♪♪
609
00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:05,362
♪♪ Forever
How long can I play? ♪♪
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