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What is it? 13 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,336 ♪ Love it, I love it ♪ 14 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,305 ♪ Baby I'm lit ♪ 15 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,711 ♪ I'm fire I'm fire ♪ 16 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,180 ♪ Baby I'm lit ♪ 17 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,148 ♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪ 18 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,584 I'm so excited to be coming to this island. 19 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,321 I've heard so many great things about this company 20 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,257 and their commitment to ecological issues. 21 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,025 And remember, people... 22 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,560 Be one with nature. 23 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,595 ♪ Give it, I'll give it ♪ 24 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,031 ♪ Take it, I'll take it ♪ 25 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,035 Whoa! 26 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,338 I'm alright, I'm alright. 27 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,341 Wow. You are alllllright. 28 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,476 I'm Mongoose, by the way. 29 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,378 It's actually pronounced the French way, 30 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,580 but most people call me Mr Goose. 31 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,282 Like, my mum calls me Mong. 32 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,050 Like, whose mother would call them Mong? 33 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:03,984 Do you know what I mean? 34 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,455 Alright, girl? 35 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,390 Wanna take a little selfie? 36 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,791 I don't mind. 37 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,660 Go on. 38 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,764 Argh! Fuck! 39 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,099 You fucking asshole. You scared me to death. 40 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,634 Chill out, it's an app. It's not even real. 41 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,406 So, we are now approaching the island itself. 42 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:28,075 The snakes, spiders and scorpions on the island 43 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,477 are harmless, 44 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,012 but we do have great whites in the ocean. 45 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,315 One last tip for you, the, er, 46 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,317 mushrooms that grow wild on this island 47 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,520 are the strongest psychedelic substance known to man. 48 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,490 That's not to encourage you. That's a warning. 49 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,958 Hmm. 50 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,660 Mushrooms it is, then. 51 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,114 Mark, phone away, now. 52 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,649 Now! 53 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,951 Is that a new blazer, David? 54 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,154 It's a sports jacket. It's less formal than a blazer. 55 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,691 Oh. Um... but it's nice. 56 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:26,967 Ah... 57 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,377 Why is that old fucker front of house? 58 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,145 He's just helping out until the guests arrive. 59 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,847 Right, well, I don't want him serving. 60 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,182 Nobody wants to think about old people when they're eating. 61 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,553 Adi, I didn't tell you to pull 'em up with your fingers. 62 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,455 I told you to spray 'em. 63 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,757 That's the pesticide I told you about. 64 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,158 It's banned in Europe. 65 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,460 I didn't ask you to spray it 66 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,161 from the Eiffel Tower, did I? - Hello? 67 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,863 But if the toxins get into the soil, 68 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,164 it's gonna kill everything. 69 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,299 Thank you. Er, they're ahead of schedule. 70 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,503 Okay, spray now, or you're back to cleaning toilets. 71 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,405 Unbelievable. 72 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,306 Give these people an inch, they take a mile... 73 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,214 Has anyone ever told you 74 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:15,716 you look like Pamela Anderson? 75 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,326 Hey, welcome. hello. 76 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,728 Finally you're all here. 77 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,497 So happy to see you. Welcome. 78 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,500 Welcome to The Pearl Haven Hotel. 79 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,735 This really is, it's the jewel in the crown 80 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,637 for Infinity Dream International. 81 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,772 And we are thrilled to have you, 82 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,609 the biggest influencers on the planet, 83 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,210 here to launch it. 84 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,913 Whilst you're here, everything is free. 85 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,949 Food, drink, it's all free! 86 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,619 Yeah. So all we would ask in return 87 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,821 is that you tweet, you TikTok, 88 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,223 you hashtag your millions of followers 89 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,158 and, uh, Rachel, do you wanna help me out? 90 00:05:58,325 --> 00:05:59,927 Hey. Hey... 91 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,762 Not joining the party? 92 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,397 I'm not in the party. 93 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:07,267 Hmm. You know, my content isn't really their content either. 94 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,637 Oh, I'm Ed. 95 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:11,805 Hi, Ed. 96 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,507 S-sorry, what's your name? 97 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,676 Bye, Ed. 98 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,646 Molly, you're so pretty. 99 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,514 Molly, my girl... 100 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,650 - Molly? - Yeah. 101 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,985 Did you name her after your favourite drug, then? 102 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:28,489 - Pardon? - Molly, E, MDMA, Ecstasy... 103 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,492 Ecstasy? No. No, no, no, no. No, I don't do drugs. 104 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,293 So, what do you create? 105 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,830 Me? Oh, I'm not an influencer. Molly is. 106 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,967 Molly is a superstar. Aren't you? Hi... 107 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,502 Guys, let's get you something to eat. 108 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,203 Come this way, come this way. 109 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:47,675 And remember, feel free to share online anything... 110 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,681 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 111 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,716 ♪ Got the whole squad Livin' like a movie ♪ 112 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,618 ♪ Just sayin' You could've lived this way ♪ 113 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,687 Go on, light me up. 114 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,121 Get it on me, get it on me. 115 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,322 Whoa. 116 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,558 ♪ We gettin to it ♪ Come on... 117 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,827 Yes! Come on! 118 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,830 Look at 'em. Like pigs in shit. 119 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,632 Well, they're posting. 120 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,534 I mean, look at all the tags! 121 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,337 Ooh. Hashtag city, baby. 122 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,841 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 123 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,910 ♪ We gettin to it Oh, we gettin to it ♪ 124 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,145 ♪ Why you cappin' Bout the way... ♪ 125 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,581 The Mongoose gang. What you sayin'? 126 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:28,982 You alright, yeah? 127 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,886 What we got here? The UFC. Ultimate Fridge Challenge. 128 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,057 There's only four minis in here. 129 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,059 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 130 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,261 ♪ We gettin to it Oh, we gettin to it ♪ 131 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,363 ♪ Why you cappin', bout the way your people movin' ♪ 132 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:44,698 ♪ Talk big on the Internet ♪ 133 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,167 Here we have Finca, my best friend. 134 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,269 She wants to be my best friend too. 135 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,004 She just doesn't know it yet. 136 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,742 Mm, mm, mm. 137 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,344 Uh... 138 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,491 ♪ You could've lived this way But you messed around ♪ 139 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,293 ♪ Bet you feelin' like you blew it ♪ 140 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,495 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 141 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,971 I see you've met Duncan, my guardman. 142 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,076 You're gonna need a bigger goat. 143 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,647 That's very good, hm. 144 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,353 Hello, Clara. 145 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,255 Hello, Dad. 146 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,292 Bit early for whiskey, don't you think? 147 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,828 Not this one. 148 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,464 This is a lowland whiskey, a breakfast malt. 149 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,034 I'll have water. 150 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,036 Well, that'll ruin it. 151 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,872 Just water. 152 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,708 Oh... oh, really? 153 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,176 Um... 154 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,015 I got your letter. 155 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,717 It was brief. 156 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,055 I tried to fill in the blanks, but there were too many. 157 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,293 I'm guessing you didn't come all this way 158 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,628 just to see me. 159 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,897 I'm here because of the hotel. 160 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,067 Ah, the new development. 161 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,071 The Pearl Haven Hotel. 162 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,406 The turd in the crown. 163 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,409 The wart on the scrotum of luxury. 164 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,049 Uh, so what, are you, are you travel writing now? 165 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,085 Investigative reporting. 166 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,352 Whoa, a notebook. 167 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,188 Which one are you? Woodward or Bernstein? 168 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,156 Couldn't think of a female journalist? 169 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,227 No. No, fair point, well made. 170 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,863 So, um... 171 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,264 So what's the angle? 172 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,867 How does a resort get built when the entire island 173 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,568 is a protected nature site? 174 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,905 Oh, that's easy. Bribery and corruption. 175 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,572 - Correct. - So, what's new? 176 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,776 Er, let me guess. You, er, your... 177 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,945 your petition didn't work. 178 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,347 Your legal injunction didn't work. 179 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,582 But, uh, now you think you can blow open 180 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,218 a corporate malfeasance case 181 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,720 against a multinational ecohotel. 182 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,355 An ecohotel that's just flown 30 influencers 183 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,957 here from all over the world. 184 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,093 That's a situational irony, but it's not Watergate. 185 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,596 How about, "Hotel Destroys Paradise 186 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,634 while West End legend remains glued to bar stool"? 187 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,636 Well, that wouldn't be accurate. Sometimes I fall off. 188 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:10,938 Tsk... 189 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,941 It's all a joke to you, isn't it? 190 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,418 What did I tell you? 191 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,455 Be nice. 192 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,131 Yeah. The Mongoose gang. 193 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,599 You alright, yeah? 194 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,468 So, the man on the boat said to me 195 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,303 that the mushrooms that grow here 196 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,938 are the strongest in the world. 197 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,740 Now I know you've seen me trippin', 198 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,008 but I've never been slippin'. 199 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,577 It's hard to believe that these guys are stronger 200 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,679 than the Dutch imports we get back home - 201 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,815 shout out to my dealers, Chris and Jamie, 202 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,449 yeah, you know who you are. 203 00:11:56,616 --> 00:12:00,020 So, we're gonna take these babies on a little test drive, 204 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,990 for the purposes of science; and for you, my followers, 205 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,691 nearly hit a million people. 206 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,493 Talk to me, Goose. 207 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,495 Here we go. 208 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,883 Uh... 209 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,451 These are disgusting! 210 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,121 But I'm intrigued. 211 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,157 Uh... 212 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,026 Ah... 213 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,630 Ah... Oh, shit. 214 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,534 Fuck me. Uh... 215 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,495 Ah! 216 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,999 Sorry, are you working for a company called Mackerel? 217 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,701 I am. Why, does it sound fishy to you? 218 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,771 Ha! And they say Germans aren't funny. 219 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,506 What's going on, guys? 220 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,542 So, I am here in the Pearl Haven Hotel, 221 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:33,713 and wow, it is a beautiful tropical paradise. 222 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,949 But as an environmentalist, 223 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,417 it's important for me to check out 224 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,219 whether this company is green, 225 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,021 or just greenwashing. 226 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,255 Let's go. 227 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,724 Large extraction fans. 228 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,526 It's not a good start. 229 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,029 The rooms are hot. 230 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,465 Too hot, even. But perhaps that's because... 231 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,068 Wow. 232 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,940 Okay, obviously I'm a nature lover 233 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,642 and we should all be one with nature, 234 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,879 but that... that one scary arachnid, 235 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,949 that bad boy needs to be caught and put outside. 236 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,051 Now, as I always say, 237 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953 if you treat animals with respect, 238 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,721 they'll treat you with respect. 239 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,057 Now, you cannot call yourself a nature lover 240 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,493 if you only care for cute little kittens and puppies. 241 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,997 These ugly animals need love, too. 242 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,606 Uh, God! 243 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,477 Uh! 244 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,086 Okay, let's delete that. 245 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,959 We've been having complaints 246 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,460 about the air conditioning. 247 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,928 We've had it shut down. 248 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,829 It's affecting the entire hotel. 249 00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,267 At this current time, we've got no air conditioning anywhere. 250 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,269 Yeah, I know, Russell. 251 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,104 Do you know how I know that? 252 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,806 'Cause my balls are sticking to my legs and I'm fucking purple! 253 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,275 Look at me! 254 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,177 You're in black and white. 255 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,946 - Trust me, I'm purple. - He is. 256 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,549 Fix the air con or I will fire the fucking lot of you! 257 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,020 Towel! Ah, God. 258 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,059 Is that a cobweb? 259 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,560 If I had to bet on it, 260 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,062 I'd say something's trapped in the vent. 261 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,397 And what do you think it is? 262 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,365 A rat or a lizard, maybe? 263 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,034 A cat? 264 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,337 When I backtracked the issues with the extractors, 265 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,906 it said relay switch in vent three was switched off. 266 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,841 Off? 267 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,476 Well, it might not be. 268 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,978 It might be a diagnostics issue 269 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,546 saying it's the switch, but it isn't. 270 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,181 If it's a short circuit, 271 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,084 it could shut down everything, including the Internet. 272 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,053 So, er... 273 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,442 Well, one of us needs to go into the vents to have a look. 274 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,978 And Mark's too fat. 275 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,216 Er, are you going out? 276 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,818 No, I'm wearing my pyjamas. 277 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,754 Only I, I thought we might have dinner together. 278 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,723 Nuts and bourbon isn't a meal. 279 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,293 Nonsense. It's my five a day. 280 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,797 Come on, Clara. 281 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,333 Let's not fight. 282 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,337 I haven't seen you for so long. 283 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,472 Can't we at least have dinner? 284 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,676 I'm going to meet my contact. 285 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,678 There's a drug dealer on the island? 286 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,582 I have a contact amongst the staff 287 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,119 who has information about the hotel's building practices. 288 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,288 We're going to use it to disrupt their launch. 289 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,756 You're meeting Adi. 290 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,594 He's the only person in that place who cares. 291 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,597 But he's the maintenance manager, 292 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,633 so unless you're gonna ask him for a tour of the drains, 293 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,435 I can't see how he can help you. 294 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,337 Don't wait up. 295 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,505 Say hi to Adi. 296 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,508 I don't believe in the dictionary. 297 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,009 I think there's too many words. 298 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,413 What I do is I take the ones I know, I spread 'em out. 299 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,181 Like snakes, yeah? 300 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,350 If I see one moving fast, I say he's running. 301 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,452 Yeah, he ain't got legs, but he's still running. 302 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,721 Okay, but millions of years ago, snakes had legs. 303 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,724 You don't half chat some bollocks, you. 304 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,360 No, no. They just became redundant over time. 305 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,429 They're legs. 306 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,897 Kevin's heard of evolution. He just doesn't believe in it. 307 00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,899 No. I believe anything when I see it. 308 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,268 You can't see evolution. 309 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736 Yes you can, actually. 310 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:33,373 For example, you wear suntan cream, right? 311 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,542 I use many creams. 312 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,210 Okay. 313 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,746 But you wear suntan cream to protect your skin 314 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,581 from rapidly getting darker. 315 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,750 Because of increased UV light, 316 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,486 your skin cells are essentially evolving. 317 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,655 - See Finca, proof! - No. 318 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,223 That's all I ever want! 319 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,159 It's go time! 320 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461 Don't do that. 321 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,429 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I can't help it. 322 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,130 Of course you can help it. 323 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,733 Oh, it's just something I do when I, when I get excited. 324 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,102 Yeah. You sound like a mouse wanking. Sorry. 325 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,673 Haha! Yeah... 326 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,309 Okay, everyone. We'll be starting 327 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,177 the presentation in five minutes... 328 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,513 Hey. How are you? 329 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,014 I'm good. 330 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,983 Erm, if you're coming to the launch event 331 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,185 and you want a drink, I'm paying. 332 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,187 It's a free bar. 333 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,491 Yeah, fair. It's the thought that counts, though. 334 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,595 I'm actually meeting someone. Maybe later? 335 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,130 Y-yeah, great. Yeah. 336 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,003 Oh... 337 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,350 Uh... 338 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,242 Uh! 339 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,515 Uh! 340 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,523 Argh! 341 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,100 Argh! Aaaargh! 342 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,469 Aargh! Aaargh! 343 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,905 Argh! 344 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,760 This is a resort built into a jungle. 345 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,730 This is the Rainforest Retreat. 346 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,632 And if you're a thrill seeker, 347 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,067 you are not gonna believe this. 348 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,669 Come with me. 349 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,574 This is just the beginning. 350 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,309 We've already laid the foundations 351 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,846 for the next phase of this project. 352 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:05,452 It's a hotel built within the jungle itself. 353 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,254 A rainforest retreat. 354 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,590 An eco paradise, naturally. 355 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:11,791 Is it, though? 356 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,325 I'm sorry, who are you? 357 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,795 I'm just someone who thinks building a hotel 358 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,797 in a jungle is not natural. 359 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:21,333 If you're so ecofriendly, why build on the island at all? 360 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,936 Buildings are banned on all of the islands in the region. 361 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,137 How did you get permission? 362 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,106 So, if I can just say, 363 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,008 we have all of the relevant permits. 364 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,010 - That's horseshit! - I love this girl. 365 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:34,213 This lake was exactly where we're all standing now. 366 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,615 All those birds have gone! 367 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,450 - Alright, come with me, please. - Get off me! 368 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,218 If this hotel expands into the jungle, 369 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,153 it'll kill thousands of species of plants and animals! 370 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,490 Alright, I've just, I've just realised who you are. 371 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,026 Your father runs a shithole hotel 372 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,729 on the south side of the island, yeah? 373 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,231 So, who exactly are you protecting 374 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:55,201 the island for? Is it for the wildlife? 375 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,736 Or is it for yourself? 376 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,872 Do you want to keep the whole place for you and Daddy? 377 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,841 Little Miss Entitled... 378 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,209 - Alright, come on. - Right? 379 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,077 Please! Get this message to your followers! 380 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,879 This hotel's not eco. 381 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,648 It's a fraud, and it's breaking the law! 382 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:11,350 That is absolutely not true. 383 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,486 Please do not post any of that. 384 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,055 How could we? Your Internet is useless. 385 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,925 If what she said about the lake is true, she'll have a case. 386 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,827 It's UN environmental law. 387 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,362 I mean, one habitat can't be destroyed for another. 388 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,164 I like protestor girl. 389 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:26,499 Yeah, she's fit. 390 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,768 She's a bit too Greta Thunberg for me. 391 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,270 But Ed wants to fuck her, don't you, Ed? 392 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,839 What? 393 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,373 No, it's not like that. 394 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:35,742 What's it like, then? 395 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:38,611 No, we're just... like, friends. 396 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,080 - Friends? - Friends? 397 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,782 Are you gonna post what she said on your feed? 398 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,216 Are you? 399 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,785 Fuck that shit! 400 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:49,121 I mean, look, give me a petition to sign and I'll sign it. 401 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:51,624 Give me a collection tin to fill and I'll fill it. 402 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,762 But what I'm not gonna do is bore my followers with it. 403 00:24:55,962 --> 00:25:00,533 I mean, the way I see it is if a hundred pink flamingos 404 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,769 have to lose their little pond 405 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,572 so that I can drive a fucking Ferrari, I'm sorry, 406 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,907 I'm driving the Ferrari. It's a no-brainer. 407 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,109 I mean, that's kind of where I am. 408 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,044 I mean, I guess... 409 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,980 I get what she's saying, 410 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,616 but it took me years to build that following. 411 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,217 And I have way more followers 412 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,052 than all of you combined times four. 413 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:21,621 - Oh, really? - What are you doing? 414 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,823 - We're going for a swim. - No, no... Aaah! 415 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,325 ♪ I promise I won't be jealous ♪ 416 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:28,427 ♪ You don't deserve it all ♪ 417 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,114 - Here you are, Winnie? - Yes? 418 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,816 Get this beautiful girl a margarita, 419 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,651 and I'll have a skinny bitch. 420 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:53,452 It's a vodka soda. 421 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,486 Oh. 422 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:55,521 Keeps me lean. 423 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,928 I'm Kev. 424 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,430 - Dina. - That's a beautiful name. 425 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:14,173 I mean, if you want to talk about 426 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,175 people profiting from nature... 427 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:17,509 She loves that dog. 428 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:21,848 In public, yeah, but she's basically a pimp. 429 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:25,051 No, seriously, she's whoring that dog out. 430 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:28,721 She's making it turn tricks for likes. 431 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,389 Behind closed doors 432 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,524 she's probably beating the poor animal. 433 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,294 Yet the dog still has more followers than you. 434 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:40,199 Whohoho! Hohoho! 435 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,681 No way, Mongoose! 436 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,182 - Oh my God! - What the fuck? 437 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,518 Please! I gotta get home! 438 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,255 Wait, wait for me! 439 00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,525 Ah, shit! 440 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:08,027 Fuck! 441 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,030 Ah! 442 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,529 Do you want to talk? 443 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,701 My mother's buried beneath that hotel. 444 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,469 Oh, no, she's not. 445 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:57,476 The last time I was here, 446 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,145 I buried a time capsule with her. 447 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:02,314 She'd written something for me, 448 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,317 something she wanted me to know. 449 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,287 And now it's gone. 450 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,757 Smashed to pieces. 451 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,625 Like the island you loved so much. 452 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,662 The island you wouldn't even leave to come to her funeral. 453 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:19,832 Please, Clara. Can we not do the whole magical misery tour? 454 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,268 Do you know what I told myself when mum was dying? 455 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:25,237 That you couldn't visit because you were the caretaker. 456 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,673 You had to stay and protect the island. 457 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:31,243 But when it needed your help, 458 00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:32,945 you did nothing. 459 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,286 Caretaker... 460 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,221 Stop. 461 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,489 Hm. 462 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,342 Molly? Molly? Come on, girl... 463 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,044 We're going out. 464 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,912 Only the Germans could invent 465 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,580 a single word to describe 466 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:44,250 taking pleasure in other people's misery. 467 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,818 'Schadenfreude'. 468 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,687 Oh... What other German do you speak? 469 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,057 - Bundesliga. - Oh, very good. 470 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:54,060 Stein. Schnell. 471 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,228 Achtung, obviously. 472 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,264 You know, you will be the first English boy 473 00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,266 who I've slept with who speaks German? 474 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:03,369 Why? How many English boys have you slept with? 475 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:06,272 Hmm... Does Welsh count? 476 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:07,606 No. 477 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,541 Irish? 478 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:10,776 Definitely not. 479 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,278 Hm. 480 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,881 You're not very tall, are you? 481 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,951 I'm average. I'm above average. 482 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:21,687 You know, my ex-boyfriend was, like, seven feet tall. 483 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,055 A real monster. 484 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,357 - Monster...? - Put your hands up. 485 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:29,361 Yeah, his hands were like... twice as big as yours. 486 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,763 - R-right... - Are you shaking? 487 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:32,899 No. 488 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,867 I haven't even taken my clothes off. 489 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,069 It's not gonna be one of those nights, is it? 490 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,238 What nights? 491 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,140 Oh, hello. 492 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:43,876 I can work with that. 493 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,671 Uh... 494 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,676 Hello, reception? 495 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:21,147 Yeah, bruv... What's going on with this air con? 496 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,015 It's so hot I think I could melt. 497 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:24,951 Sorry, sir. It's gonna be fixed by tomorrow. 498 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,785 - Tomorrow, yeah? - Yes sir. 499 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,021 - Promise? - I give you my word. 500 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,322 Alright. 501 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:32,791 Uh... 502 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,347 What the fuck? 503 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,250 Hey, Dina... 504 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,186 Gina? 505 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,355 Karen, whatever the fuck your name is, 506 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,923 get in here and help. 507 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:39,992 We've got roaches. 508 00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:18,630 Ah! 509 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:26,938 Hello? 510 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:28,707 Calvin? 511 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:30,976 Or whatever your name is... 512 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:34,913 You alright? 513 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,619 Have you thought about not using plastic bottles? 514 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:25,391 Actually, I don't use plastic at all. 515 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,559 I retrieved those from the sea. 516 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,067 What's with the getup? 517 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,336 It's very Tomb Raider. 518 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,539 I went up for that, you know? 519 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,908 The butler. 520 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,611 "Your guns, m'lady." 521 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:48,547 I didn't get it... 522 00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,382 obviously. 523 00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:51,850 I need to find Adi. 524 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,885 Do you have any idea where he might be? 525 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,522 He has the information I need, but he's disappeared. 526 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:59,458 Do you want me to look around, see if I can find him for you? 527 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,194 That would be great. Thank you. 528 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:06,298 Clara, about what you said last night... 529 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:09,134 - I don't wanna talk about it. - Your mum was difficult! 530 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,041 Really? 531 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,143 You're going there? 532 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,645 She was difficult, 533 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,780 and I was a fucking nightmare. 534 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:27,953 I have nothing but regrets for the way things ended between us. 535 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:34,460 I loved your mum very deeply, but she... 536 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,929 Have you considered how difficult 537 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,598 it was for her to love you? 538 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,901 When you have zero love for yourself? 539 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:55,281 If you're looking for that time capsule you buried with her, 540 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,584 then it's probably at Emerald Beach. 541 00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,355 The two of you used to spend a lot of time there. 542 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,632 The fan failure has blown the circuits. 543 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,966 The two things are linked. 544 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:18,103 Oh, so it's actually just one great big fuck up. 545 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:19,705 Adi was supposed to override the fan 546 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,139 and get the air con back up, but... 547 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,541 He fucking didn't. 548 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,677 We have at our disposal for one weekend only 549 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,646 some of the world's biggest influencers... 550 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,315 Oh, they prefer the term 'creators'. 551 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:30,949 I don't fucking care if they prefer the term: 552 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,618 'Ballsack Billy the Bear'. 553 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,986 If there's no WiFi and they can't get their videos up, 554 00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:36,722 no fucker's coming. 555 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:39,791 Is there anything we can do? 556 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:43,295 I don't know. Open a window? 557 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,697 No, I meant anything we can do about the Internet. 558 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,499 I'm gonna have to get to the mainland, 559 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,401 get to the network centre and link up with the GCode... 560 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,837 Jesus Christ, I don't want the whole fucking manual. 561 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,706 Just go to Captain Brunner and ask him to take you. 562 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,344 - Adi? - Do you want me to find him? 563 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,512 No, I want you to fuck his sister. 564 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,750 But... Adi has a brother. 565 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:08,554 Right. 566 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:13,825 I swear to God, he is fucking retarded. 567 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,827 You're not really supposed to say that anymore. 568 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,062 Faulty, then. 569 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:18,730 You can't say that either. 570 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:21,633 Oh... 571 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,571 Don't tell me someone shat the bed already. 572 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,908 Bollocks... 573 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,415 Whoa... 574 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:37,883 Ah! 575 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,951 Whoa! Uh... 576 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:41,853 Uh... 577 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,834 Ah... 578 00:38:56,301 --> 00:38:59,304 So, what's wrong with them, apart from being dead? 579 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:00,972 It looks like sepsis. 580 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,874 Well, maybe it was drugs, right? 581 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,376 We'll say it was drugs. 582 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,711 Okay, so we need to get, 583 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,078 we need to get ahead of this, okay? 584 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:09,314 So, he's gonna have dirt on him, 585 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:11,483 so start sniffing. 586 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:12,918 They've been bitten. 587 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,119 Bitten? 588 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,422 By what? A snake? 589 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,589 A spider. 590 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:18,757 No, no. 591 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:20,158 Just... no. 592 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,293 There are no poisonous spiders at this hotel, okay? 593 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:23,895 There's nothing venomous at all. 594 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,096 It's policy. 595 00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:27,633 Well, I guess this one didn't get the email. 596 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,303 Shit! 597 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:34,406 Shit! 598 00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:37,576 Shit, shit, fucking shit! 599 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,512 Right, I need to get their bodies to the mainland. 600 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,113 - Has Brunner left yet? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 601 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,248 What do you think? You're not going anywhere. 602 00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:44,249 We need you here. 603 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:45,283 Well, I have a duty 604 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:46,184 of care to my patients. 605 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:47,653 They're dead. 606 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:49,187 I need to know what bit them. 607 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:51,857 Nothing 'bit' them, okay? 608 00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,493 It was drugs. He, he's a massive druggie. 609 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,462 - Rachel, right? - He barely drank. 610 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,163 Yeah, he's a massive druggie. 611 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:01,467 Look, do you, do you even know what this place means 612 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,334 to Infinity Dream International, huh? 613 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:06,037 It's a place where dreams are meant to come true. 614 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:09,675 It's paradise, alright? We don't even have bed bugs. 615 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:13,211 You, you expect me to believe that some fucking spider 616 00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:15,447 bit and killed this man and this woman? 617 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,816 Yes, David, that is what I'm saying. 618 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,385 And if we don't find out which species it was, 619 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:21,787 more people will die. 620 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,022 Okay, well this is my project, my project, 621 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,124 from the inception to finding the location 622 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:29,528 to the hiring and the firing, okay? 623 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:32,363 I am inferring that I can fire you. 624 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,332 Yes, I got it, David. Thank you. 625 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,167 But the yacht's already left. 626 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,203 Oh, and there we are. 627 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,705 So, we can't do anything anyway. 628 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:43,542 So, we are gonna leave these two here 629 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:45,376 until the influencers have gone. 630 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:46,978 And then, then you can turn this place 631 00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:48,847 into fucking CSI for all I care. 632 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:49,915 Oh... 633 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,551 How long before these two start, 634 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:54,252 you know...? 635 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,588 Actually, don't answer that. 636 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:57,589 Hm... 637 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,778 I've managed to override the blocked fan 638 00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:21,713 and I've reprogrammed the fan sequence. 639 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,549 Get Adi to power up the control panel. 640 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,251 That should get the fans working and the air con back up. 641 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,687 - But I can't find Adi. - Then you'll have to do it! 642 00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:31,222 I have to sail to the mainland or no one's posting anything. 643 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:32,524 I'm not technical. 644 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,960 You're not anything. Press the fucking button! 645 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,228 But which button? 646 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:40,431 Where did I put that lighter? Ah... 647 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,601 Er, are you open? 648 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:46,204 Ah, in actual fact, no. 649 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,707 I've been given a quest by my daughter. 650 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:52,944 She has a dragon I must slay to win back her love. 651 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:54,880 I just want bottle of water. 652 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:55,981 Ah. 653 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,054 Take it. I don't touch the stuff. 654 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:04,255 Cheers. 655 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:05,924 Ah... 656 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,595 Mm. Mm... 657 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,263 Been on the sauce, have we? 658 00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:14,499 Er, yeah. Well, no. 659 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,068 Well, the man on the boat said that the mushrooms 660 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,437 that grow on this island are the strongest in the world. 661 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,973 I made the mistake of eating a few, hehe. 662 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,110 Well, I admire your mettle, young sir. 663 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,613 - Yeah. - That's a nasty fungi. 664 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,015 A bit like yourself, really. 665 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:33,351 What if I were to tell you 666 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:35,787 that the wildest natural high on the island 667 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,023 is not in fact the mushrooms. 668 00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:39,625 Huh? What is it then? 669 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:41,426 Cane toads. 670 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,761 Cane what? 671 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:45,130 The cane toad. 672 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:47,532 You wanna get really high? 673 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,301 Lick the back of one of those lumpy buggers. 674 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:51,870 Oh, what happens? 675 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:55,173 It's like the strongest acid mixed with ketamine 676 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,843 and a microdose of smack. 677 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,211 It will affect your motor functions though. 678 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:02,313 You'll be walking like you've got no bones in your legs. 679 00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:05,050 Sounds really entertaining for my feed. 680 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:08,053 People pay to watch you fall over? 681 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,055 Yeah, I've got nearly a million followers 682 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,658 that love to see me as fucked as possible. 683 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,693 I'm missing a trick here. 684 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,994 Heh. 685 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:18,163 Where do I find these toads? 686 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,701 I'm never sick. 687 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:24,703 I reckon they switched to own brand. 688 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:28,073 Gary, you're sick because you drank too much. 689 00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:29,574 That's bollocks. 690 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,043 You washed your face in shots. 691 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,244 Oh yeah... 692 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:34,713 You had a vodka facial. 693 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,515 Yeah, I do remember that. Ha. 694 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,751 Gary! 695 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,588 You fucked her, didn't you? 696 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,024 Bumped into her... 697 00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:48,026 on the way back to my room. 698 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,529 One word, Gary. 699 00:43:51,697 --> 00:43:52,597 Disappointing. 700 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,099 Don't be like that. 701 00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:56,367 Why are you making excuses to me? I don't care. 702 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,838 Run along. Your girlfriend's waiting. 703 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,372 Fine. 704 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:08,914 Hi. 705 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:13,885 Molly! 706 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:16,922 Hi. Have you seen my dog, Molly? Le petit chien? 707 00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:18,790 - No, sorry. - No? Molly! 708 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,892 Oh, hey, have you seen Molly? 709 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:22,928 No, and if I had, I would've drowned her. 710 00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:24,963 Sorry? 711 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,565 No, but if I do, I'll let you know. 712 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:40,245 Winnie? 713 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:45,383 Clara? 714 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:49,620 Clara! 715 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:57,662 The last time I saw you, you were this big. 716 00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:59,731 Now you are a woman! 717 00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:02,600 I'm so sorry. 718 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,970 What they've done to your island. 719 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,938 My island? 720 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:08,974 It is not mine. 721 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:11,009 Even this body is not mine. 722 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:12,610 I have borrowed it. 723 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:14,980 Well, it's definitely not theirs. 724 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,748 Clara... 725 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:20,285 The desire to own and control things 726 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,453 leads to attachment, 727 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:25,456 the root of all suffering. 728 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:29,527 You can only lose what you cling to. 729 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:31,662 Let it go. 730 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:47,612 David Attenborough: When spiders are ejected 731 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:49,047 from their natural home, 732 00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:53,051 like any other animal, they will find a new one. 733 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:56,054 They come to keep warm, to mate, 734 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,655 and to feed; 735 00:45:57,823 --> 00:46:01,159 and for the most part, living comfortably beside us. 736 00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:04,495 It's open! 737 00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:06,697 Spiders will only usually attack 738 00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:08,800 if they feel threatened or cornered. 739 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,836 Just leave it there. Er, merci. 740 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:14,705 There are over 50,000 species of spider. 741 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:17,909 Many are solitary, but some will hunt in packs. 742 00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:22,814 Molly! 743 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:24,515 The hairs on their legs are released 744 00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:25,917 when attacked or killed, 745 00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:28,820 bringing others of their pack into the fight. 746 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:30,889 Molly? 747 00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:35,493 Molly, baby! Nature's revenge is unforgiving. 748 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,928 Molly, baby! 749 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:39,230 Molly! 750 00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:44,602 Molly? 751 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,840 Molly? Are you here? 752 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,576 Molly, baby? Molly? 753 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:55,346 Molly? Molly? 754 00:46:56,514 --> 00:46:57,382 Molly? 755 00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:02,520 ♪ Get up now Dance if you want to ♪ 756 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:04,255 ♪ Get up now Shake if you want to ♪ 757 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,291 ♪ Get up now Move if you want to ♪ 758 00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:08,426 ♪ You want to You want to ♪ 759 00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:10,228 ♪ Get up now Dance if you want to ♪ 760 00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:12,197 ♪ Get up now Shake if you want to ♪ 761 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,199 ♪ Get up now Move if you want to ♪ 762 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,134 ♪ You want to You want to ♪ 763 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:17,302 ♪ Hey ♪ 764 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,471 I haven't seen Adi since yesterday. 765 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:23,441 Clara was looking for him. I haven't seen him either. 766 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,244 We're having a lot of technical issues, though. 767 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,379 I guess he has his hands full. 768 00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:31,582 Well, keep an eye out for me, would you? 769 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,751 Yeah. I'll call you if I see him. 770 00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:34,886 Thanks, Raj. 771 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:39,724 - Say hello to your dad. - Oh, thanks. 772 00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:40,992 ♪ When it comes through They know what to do ♪ 773 00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:43,061 ♪ Queen and the G Better make room ♪ 774 00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,430 ♪ They smellin' bangolin, my perfume ♪ 775 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,298 ♪ Yeah it's my time Yeah I'm in bloom ♪ 776 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,000 ♪ Check this Check this ♪ 777 00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:51,002 ♪ I'm about to wreck it Wreck it ♪ 778 00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,238 ♪ Livin' like lavish Lavish ♪ 779 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:55,340 ♪ It doesn't really matter What they say or do ♪ 780 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,475 ♪ Get up now Dance if you want to ♪ 781 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,444 ♪ Get up now Shake if you want to ♪ 782 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,746 ♪ Get up now Move if you want to ♪ 783 00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:03,014 ♪ You want to ♪ 784 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,484 Hey! You found one! 785 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,119 Ohohoho! 786 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:11,256 Have a look at her. She is a beauty. 787 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:13,691 I'm probably gonna regret asking this, 788 00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:15,693 but, um, how do you know it's a she? 789 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:18,096 Ah. I'm just calling her a woman 790 00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,331 'cause I don't like the idea of licking a man's back. 791 00:48:20,932 --> 00:48:22,533 You draw the line there? 792 00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:24,335 Yeah. 793 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:27,939 Check her out. 794 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,007 Wow. 795 00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:30,541 I'm not being funny, yeah, 796 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,843 but I've been licking this big ol' green booty 797 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:35,513 for half an hour now, and I don't feel a thing. 798 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,848 Patience, my boy. 799 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,386 Here... 800 00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,154 Ohohohoho. 801 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,357 May I? 802 00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:48,626 Yeah. Knock yourself out. 803 00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:54,065 Okay... 804 00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:59,137 Hey, you got some good technique there, hehehe. 805 00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,539 Yeah, look at that. She likes it. 806 00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:04,575 Hey... it's my first threesome. 807 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,035 They were here first, 808 00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:31,736 but the islanders don't know their rights. 809 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:33,104 I do. 810 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,240 Okay, but like, if your dad runs a hotel here, 811 00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:37,875 doesn't that kind of affect your argument? 812 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:41,279 My Dad quit acting to become an environmentalist. 813 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:43,548 His place was built so film crews could stay here 814 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,050 and study the wildlife, 815 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:46,884 so no, it doesn't. 816 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,089 I have a contact here. 817 00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:53,024 I can't find him anywhere. 818 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:55,860 I need help. 819 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:58,063 Aren't you supposed to be the nature guy? 820 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,630 Mr Eco Warrior? 821 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,799 This could be your story. 822 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:03,534 You could help break it. 823 00:50:03,701 --> 00:50:04,902 Look... 824 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:08,273 I'm not saying that I don't want to help, but... 825 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:12,077 I'm all about the positives, you know? 826 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:14,312 I post about the beauty of life, 827 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:15,713 not this negative doomwatch stuff. 828 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,415 And plus I've got, you know... 829 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:18,816 sponsors, so... - Mm. 830 00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:20,318 And you don't wanna rock the boat, 831 00:50:20,485 --> 00:50:22,487 and there are no likes at the end of the world. 832 00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,555 You're a joke. 833 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,324 You're just like the rest of them. 834 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:28,826 You've got the whole world following your every move, 835 00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:31,229 hanging off every word you say. 836 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:34,965 You could be a force for good, but... you just care about you. 837 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:36,901 Okay, wait... 838 00:50:37,102 --> 00:50:38,169 Look... 839 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:41,639 I'll help you. 840 00:50:42,107 --> 00:50:43,108 Alright? 841 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:48,613 So, we're in this shed because...? 842 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,181 He said he had some proof. 843 00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:53,184 This is his office, such as it is. 844 00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,756 Where would he keep it? 845 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,958 It's gotta be on an email. 846 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:02,760 I mean, nobody does shit on paper anymore. 847 00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:04,028 No, not for something like this. 848 00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:07,298 Digital's too... porous. 849 00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:11,336 He said he had some physical proof to help get the prick. 850 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,645 - What have you got there? - It's a receipt... 851 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:23,314 Signed by David. 852 00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:25,383 For cement? 853 00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:27,552 Loads of it. 854 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:29,487 Well, I mean, that's not illegal. 855 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:32,223 Then why is it hidden? 856 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:36,794 But don't you build hotels with cement? 857 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,964 Yes, you do. 858 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,633 So, doesn't it make it less of a smoking gun 859 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,136 and more of a... a water pistol? 860 00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:50,341 Ed, do you go on many dates? 861 00:51:51,476 --> 00:51:52,510 No. 862 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,312 Do you? 863 00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:56,581 Not for a while. 864 00:51:57,748 --> 00:52:01,352 And, er, and what would a date look like for someone like you? 865 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:05,089 Oh, you know, go on a march, 866 00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,558 protest against oil, lay in the road. 867 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,362 Maybe we could glue ourselves to the road together. 868 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:12,863 Obviously, if you're up for it. 869 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:15,933 Look... 870 00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:19,170 I know I sound like a broken record about all this. 871 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:21,206 No, look, I get it. 872 00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:23,007 It's important to you. 873 00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:30,281 Fuck... 874 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:35,786 - Winnie! Winnie! - Winnie... 875 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,922 Hey! Hey, hey... 876 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,224 He's got no pulse! 877 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:41,892 Start compressing here! 878 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,528 Start compressing his chest. 879 00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,130 Hey, hey, hey. 880 00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:47,865 Come on! Winnie! 881 00:52:48,065 --> 00:52:49,767 Please don't die! 882 00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:53,738 He's swallowed his tongue! 883 00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:55,373 Ah! 884 00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:01,612 Uh! Uh! 885 00:53:07,252 --> 00:53:08,486 Uh! 886 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,189 Ah! 887 00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:15,560 It's the second one of those I've killed since I've got here! 888 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,262 They're so aggressive! 889 00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:19,297 Fuck! 890 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:20,831 Look out! 891 00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:26,671 Ah! Aaah! Ah, ah! 892 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:29,974 Aaah! 893 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:31,342 Aaargh! 894 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,478 Aaargh! 895 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:35,513 - Ed! - Aaargh! 896 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,981 Aaargh... 897 00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:38,816 Ed! 898 00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:06,210 Just press the button, he says. 899 00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:11,682 Adi? 900 00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:19,357 Adi? 901 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,332 Fucking hell... 902 00:54:48,586 --> 00:54:50,755 Oh, David, it's working. 903 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,323 Oh... 904 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:55,059 Oh, thank Christ. 905 00:54:57,161 --> 00:54:58,596 Hallelujah. 906 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:01,899 Rachel, get rid of those cobwebs. 907 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,702 Oh, what the fuck is he doing here? 908 00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:06,837 What the fuck are you doing here? 909 00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:09,273 I'm looking for a toilet to block. 910 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,175 Oh, you're so full of shit, that shouldn't be hard. 911 00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:13,243 - What do you want? - I'm looking for Adi. 912 00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:15,680 Oh, finally, something we've got in common. 913 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:20,451 Oh my God... 914 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,224 Fucking... 915 00:55:27,392 --> 00:55:30,561 I...I need a clean-up crew, here, now! 916 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,898 Would you have a heart attack 917 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,766 on your own fucking time. What? 918 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,602 There's thousands of the bastards! 919 00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:39,704 Hello, look, I'm Curtis. 920 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:43,107 Now sorry, specifically which bastards? 921 00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:53,117 Aaargh! Uh! Ah! 922 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,252 - Jeez... - Uh! Get them off me! 923 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:57,655 Argh! Urgh! Ah! 924 00:55:58,989 --> 00:56:00,324 Aaargh! 925 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,762 Shit! Shit! 926 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:07,732 Jesus Christ. 927 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:08,799 - Uh! - Ah! 928 00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:10,100 What the fuck?! 929 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,332 Uh... Uh! 930 00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:40,257 ♪ Living my life like a superstar ♪ 931 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,426 ♪ Looking real nice like a model, yeah, a model ♪ 932 00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:44,194 ♪ Baby I don't care who you are ♪ 933 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:46,063 ♪ I just want gelato and the lotto tight ♪ 934 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,699 ♪ Cause I can't lie I'm gonna shake my ass ♪ 935 00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:50,901 ♪ Till I am 69 I can't lie ♪ 936 00:57:51,068 --> 00:57:54,038 ♪ I'm gonna shake my ass Till 69 ♪ 937 00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:55,740 Argh! Aaaargh! 938 00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:58,609 ♪ Champagne dreams but a soda pop wallet ♪ 939 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,344 Aaargh! 940 00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:02,680 ♪ You talk big game ♪ 941 00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:05,382 ♪ But you're broke So I don't want it ♪ 942 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:06,717 ♪ See the only thing that matters, matters ♪ 943 00:58:06,884 --> 00:58:08,118 What the fuck? 944 00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:09,920 I'm not falling for that shit again. 945 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:20,765 ♪ That's what I like Yeah, that's what I want ♪ 946 00:58:42,286 --> 00:58:43,554 Finca! 947 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,760 Finca! 948 00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:52,429 Finca! 949 00:58:57,434 --> 00:58:59,103 This way! Come on! 950 00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:26,530 In here! 951 00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:28,132 Close the door! 952 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:29,533 - Close the door! - Yeah! 953 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,869 You! I wanna make a formal fucking complaint! 954 00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,503 This is not cool! 955 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:35,105 Clara! 956 00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:36,340 Dad! 957 00:59:37,474 --> 00:59:38,643 Shut the door! 958 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:40,210 Shut the fucking door! 959 00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:42,479 - What the fuck was that? - Spiders. 960 00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:45,482 I know, but like, big fucking psycho spiders! 961 00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:47,017 Are you alright? 962 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:50,520 This hotel's a fucking joke. Seriously, it's a fucking joke. 963 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,122 This is bad. This is really bad. 964 00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:53,791 Like, you can't do the basics like Internet 965 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,559 or air conditioning, but killer spiders? 966 00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:57,962 - Yeah. No problem at all. - Okay, everybody, be calm. Yeah? 967 00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,664 Check each other. Make sure they're not on you. 968 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,165 But how do we know this room is safe? 969 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:02,332 Well, we don't. 970 01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:04,702 It's as safe as a bag made of his piss. 971 01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:07,738 Seriously, this is one star, TripAdvisor. One star. 972 01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:09,807 - That is not fair! - Not fair?! 973 01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:11,175 People are dying! 974 01:00:11,341 --> 01:00:12,743 You must have known there were spiders here! 975 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:13,978 Don't be so fucking ridiculous. 976 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:16,013 First I knew about poisonous spiders 977 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,248 was about five fucking minutes ago like everybody else! 978 01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:19,884 You'd better hope that's true. 979 01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:34,765 The minibar is a disgrace. 980 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:39,169 And millions of spiders are trying to kill. Millions! 981 01:00:39,336 --> 01:00:41,605 It's not millions of spiders. It's a handful. 982 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,441 Uh... 983 01:00:45,843 --> 01:00:46,911 Ah! 984 01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:49,714 Oh... Oh, shit! 985 01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,217 Jesus Christ! 986 01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:54,584 Ah! Ah! 987 01:00:57,621 --> 01:00:58,689 Oh... 988 01:01:05,562 --> 01:01:07,131 Leave the, leave the furniture! 989 01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:08,465 Get the spider! 990 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:10,735 Did you get it? 991 01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:12,569 Ah! 992 01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,981 Oh, yeah. Oh, great. 993 01:01:24,148 --> 01:01:25,382 Great job. 994 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:27,417 What are you gonna do now? Put it outside? 995 01:01:27,584 --> 01:01:29,286 Let's fucking kill the bastard. 996 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,055 Why? There are a thousand more out there 997 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:32,723 to take its place. 998 01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:35,225 Welcome to Spider Island! 999 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,728 This is not Spider Island! Do not even joke! 1000 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:40,497 That shit sticks. And do not post that! 1001 01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,099 Chance would be a fine thing. 1002 01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:45,135 Sun, sea and spiders! 1003 01:01:45,302 --> 01:01:47,772 Book now to avoid disappointment! 1004 01:01:49,073 --> 01:01:49,940 Sorry. 1005 01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:51,475 You are so fucked. 1006 01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:54,244 I've never seen this species before. 1007 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:55,846 That's because it's not from round here. 1008 01:01:56,013 --> 01:01:57,314 It's an immigrant. 1009 01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,516 Oh, wow. Really? 1010 01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:01,852 When all else fails, blame the immigrants? 1011 01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:04,654 Look at the way it's using its mandibles. 1012 01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:10,861 Mandibles... mandibles... 1013 01:02:11,028 --> 01:02:12,596 Look at my fingers... 1014 01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:16,934 Dad? 1015 01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:20,004 What are you talking about? Your hands are fine. 1016 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:23,673 I worked with Richard Kiel once. He had hands this big. 1017 01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:25,709 - Who? - Jaws. 1018 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:28,879 Not the movie, the character in The Spy Who Loved Me. 1019 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:31,215 The man with gold teeth. Aaargh! 1020 01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:33,818 He, he was in Moonraker too. 1021 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:35,953 Not Moonraker 2, the sequel, that... 1022 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,621 and they hadn't made a sequel. 1023 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,656 Although the producer did talk about making a sequel, not... 1024 01:02:39,824 --> 01:02:41,325 Dad, how much have you had to drink? 1025 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:43,627 I swear, I haven't had any... 1026 01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:49,166 Oh shit! 1027 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:55,305 I licked a cane toad! 1028 01:02:55,739 --> 01:02:57,174 Why? 1029 01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,078 Is there anything I can say 1030 01:03:01,245 --> 01:03:03,247 that would answer that satisfactorily? 1031 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,815 God, you idiot! 1032 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:06,483 That's fair. 1033 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,185 How are we gonna get off the island? 1034 01:03:08,352 --> 01:03:10,187 Isn't there an emergency hard line? 1035 01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:11,755 All communications are down. 1036 01:03:11,989 --> 01:03:14,024 What about the yacht we came on? - I can drive a yacht. 1037 01:03:14,191 --> 01:03:15,659 - I think you mean 'sail'. - Hm, no mate. 1038 01:03:15,826 --> 01:03:17,094 My daddy has a yacht. You drive. 1039 01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:18,829 - Of course he fucking does. - That's it, then! 1040 01:03:18,996 --> 01:03:20,564 No. There is no yacht. 1041 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:21,932 It sailed to the mainland this morning. 1042 01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:23,433 Russell's gone to fix the Internet. 1043 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,269 Great. So we can die online. 1044 01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:27,671 Sorry. Again. 1045 01:03:27,838 --> 01:03:30,074 Nobody is gonna die, alright? This room is safe. 1046 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,109 So, all we're gonna do is we're gonna sit here, 1047 01:03:32,276 --> 01:03:33,710 we're gonna wait here until help comes. 1048 01:03:33,878 --> 01:03:35,579 Oh, and what? Fuck all your guests and staff 1049 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:37,014 who are dying out there? 1050 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,916 Whatever happened to a captain sinking with his ship? 1051 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:41,051 He was a fucking idiot and he died. 1052 01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:42,887 I've got a boat. 1053 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,688 Dad, your boat's got a hole in it. 1054 01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:47,024 I've got another boat. 1055 01:03:48,092 --> 01:03:50,094 - A bigger boat. - Really? 1056 01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:53,530 I've got a boat at Emerald Cove. 1057 01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:55,565 In the real world, or are you tripping? 1058 01:04:00,137 --> 01:04:01,538 Uh-oh. 1059 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:02,907 Where are you going? 1060 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,542 It's probably best you don't ask. 1061 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,213 Okay. Okay, so that's the plan. 1062 01:04:09,379 --> 01:04:11,548 We go to Emerald Beach, we take the fire extinguisher 1063 01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:13,483 and anything else we can repurpose as a weapon. 1064 01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:16,086 How? They're all over the hotel. 1065 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:18,455 - We can go through the vents. - What do you mean? 1066 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:20,991 Well, I think the spiders were hiding in there. 1067 01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,893 They are what caused the air con problem, 1068 01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:25,162 and then we turned the fans on and they got blown out. 1069 01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:28,132 Now with the fans on, I think the vents 1070 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,167 are the only place where there won't be any spiders. 1071 01:04:30,334 --> 01:04:32,336 - You're right. - Of course she's not right. 1072 01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,438 - You've lost your fucking mind! - Come here. 1073 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:37,807 If you want any chance at salvaging the situation 1074 01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:39,309 and keeping your job, 1075 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:40,978 how you act right now is kind of important. 1076 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:43,613 And your priority, at least outwardly, 1077 01:04:43,780 --> 01:04:46,083 has got to be the safety of your guests. 1078 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:48,285 Yeah. 1079 01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:50,587 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 1080 01:04:50,754 --> 01:04:52,656 We're gonna open that vent, we're gonna go in, 1081 01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:53,924 we're gonna crawl through, 1082 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:55,292 we're gonna see if we can find a way out, 1083 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:58,195 get his boat, then bring help for everybody, okay? 1084 01:04:58,362 --> 01:04:59,496 Let's do it. 1085 01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:20,484 Oh... 1086 01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:27,124 Dad, are you in there? 1087 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,795 Dad? Get out of the toilet. We've got to go! 1088 01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:36,833 Dad, come on! Hurry up! 1089 01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:42,039 One, two, three, four, 1090 01:05:42,206 --> 01:05:47,677 five, six, seven, eight, nine... 1091 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,051 Go on then. 1092 01:05:54,218 --> 01:05:55,485 I'll go first. 1093 01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:58,522 Just... don't leave my dad behind. Promise? 1094 01:05:58,722 --> 01:05:59,856 I promise. 1095 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:09,499 Ah... 1096 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:24,548 Ah... 1097 01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:37,027 Ah... 1098 01:06:54,078 --> 01:06:55,112 Fuck! 1099 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:57,114 Get up there, you stupid prick. 1100 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,884 Fucking help! 1101 01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:02,452 Ugh! 1102 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:06,956 Come on. What are you doing? 1103 01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:08,158 - We've gotta go. - I can't go in there. 1104 01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,059 What do you mean you can't go in there? 1105 01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:10,094 I'm claustrophobic! 1106 01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:11,228 Ah... 1107 01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:14,564 - Is that the way out? - Yeah. 1108 01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:16,400 Whatever you two are planning, do it fast. 1109 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:18,068 We're about to have company. 1110 01:07:21,771 --> 01:07:24,007 Okay, listen to me. I'm in love with you, okay? 1111 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:25,342 I love you. 1112 01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:27,777 I've always been in love with you and, uh... 1113 01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:30,180 I just never felt like I was good enough for you. 1114 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:32,149 So I messed up last night, 1115 01:07:32,316 --> 01:07:33,583 and I'm sorry, 1116 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,018 but I want to be with you. 1117 01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:36,786 Just you. 1118 01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:38,922 If you don't get up there right now, 1119 01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:40,824 you're gonna miss out on the fun you can have 1120 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:43,093 ridiculing me for saying all of this shit, okay? 1121 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:46,130 Now go. Please, go. 1122 01:07:46,663 --> 01:07:47,931 Go! 1123 01:08:01,778 --> 01:08:03,713 Dad? Are you there? 1124 01:08:04,013 --> 01:08:07,016 - Yeah, I'm here! - You alright? 1125 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:08,718 Well, I wouldn't say that. 1126 01:08:08,985 --> 01:08:10,787 If I had a choice, I wouldn't have my head 1127 01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:12,322 stuck up David's arse. 1128 01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:14,858 Fucking hell. Could you stop talking please? 1129 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,993 Your breath's flammable. 1130 01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:33,477 The airflow's stopped. 1131 01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:35,845 Why is no one moving? What's happened? 1132 01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,681 Why is there no airflow here? 1133 01:08:38,047 --> 01:08:40,884 Oh... what the fuck's that smell? 1134 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:42,919 Everyone stay where they are! 1135 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,562 Why are we stopping? 1136 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:10,947 Back up. 1137 01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:12,882 - Back up! - Everybody back! 1138 01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:15,719 - Go, go! Move! - Back up, back up! Oh... 1139 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:17,521 Back up! 1140 01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:20,056 Move! Back up! Quick! 1141 01:09:20,224 --> 01:09:22,125 Uh! 1142 01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:29,299 Aaargh! Uh... 1143 01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,468 Aaaargh! Urgh! 1144 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:33,270 Gary! 1145 01:09:33,437 --> 01:09:35,572 Aaaargh! Argh! 1146 01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:40,810 Aaaargh! Aaargh! 1147 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:44,047 Urgh! 1148 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:54,891 God... 1149 01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,006 Come on. 1150 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:12,342 Uh! 1151 01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:41,137 Everybody get on! Quick! 1152 01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:42,939 Move! I'm driving that. 1153 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,710 - Quick! - Come, come, come, come. 1154 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:48,345 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 1155 01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:50,714 - Ah, shit. - Come on, come on, come on! 1156 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,292 I can't, I can't believe it. 1157 01:11:03,693 --> 01:11:05,595 I can't believe he's dead. 1158 01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:15,639 Cowards die many times before their death. 1159 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:21,511 The valiant never taste of death but once. 1160 01:11:22,579 --> 01:11:24,648 Throw a spider at him, will you? 1161 01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:26,750 Dad, this isn't the time for Shakespeare. 1162 01:11:28,552 --> 01:11:29,819 Please sit down. 1163 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,493 I know a shortcut, through the caves. 1164 01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,194 It's quicker. 1165 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,839 Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! 1166 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,509 It's Mongoose. 1167 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,177 Is he meditating? 1168 01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:57,681 That man is many things, 1169 01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,783 but a Buddhist is not one of them. 1170 01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:03,286 He's dead. 1171 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:07,391 He might still have that cane toad in his bag. 1172 01:12:07,557 --> 01:12:08,558 We should rescue it. 1173 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:09,893 Definitely not. 1174 01:12:24,408 --> 01:12:25,742 I'm alright. 1175 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,044 I'm alright! 1176 01:12:28,645 --> 01:12:30,814 Whoa, ow! 1177 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:33,149 Get the fuck out of my eye, you little bastard. 1178 01:12:35,218 --> 01:12:37,320 It's coming up. Stop! Here. 1179 01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:41,057 How far is it? 1180 01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:42,125 Not too far. 1181 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:43,760 We can cut through the caves. 1182 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:47,497 Where are you going? 1183 01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:49,599 David, what are you doing? 1184 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,934 What do you think I'm doing? 1185 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:52,502 I'm getting us to the boat to get out of here. 1186 01:12:52,669 --> 01:12:54,303 Yeah, but why are we going there without them? 1187 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:56,272 Why? You wanna get off? Join your friends? 1188 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,607 Just tell me. 1189 01:12:57,807 --> 01:12:59,175 Didn't think so. 1190 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:01,678 Look, you're not making any sense. 1191 01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:03,747 She said there's a shortcut through the caves. 1192 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,014 It's even quicker. 1193 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:07,517 Trust me, the caves are not quicker. 1194 01:13:12,956 --> 01:13:14,491 If he gets to the boat first, 1195 01:13:14,658 --> 01:13:15,759 don't you think he's just gonna take it? 1196 01:13:15,925 --> 01:13:16,926 Definitely. 1197 01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:18,995 He won't. This way's quicker. 1198 01:13:20,664 --> 01:13:22,031 Scarier. 1199 01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:43,520 I don't like this. 1200 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,388 Just a bit further and we can drop down, 1201 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,891 go through the caves, and then it's mangroves. 1202 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:49,325 Water. 1203 01:14:13,983 --> 01:14:15,318 Holy shit. 1204 01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:17,386 Oh God... 1205 01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:21,190 Those are... 1206 01:14:21,357 --> 01:14:23,026 irregular cobwebs. 1207 01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:24,994 What does that mean? 1208 01:14:25,161 --> 01:14:26,730 It means they're not meant for trees. 1209 01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:30,033 Nothing's gonna fly into that. It's too visible. It's... 1210 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:33,436 It's a nest. 1211 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:42,712 Look at the size of it. 1212 01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,753 David Attenborough once told me about these spiders 1213 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:52,021 that hunt in packs 1214 01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,691 using a distraction technique called... 1215 01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,359 peacock spider. 1216 01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:59,696 While you're looking at it, 1217 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:02,398 the pack attacks you from below. 1218 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:15,211 Run! 1219 01:15:29,926 --> 01:15:30,927 Uh! 1220 01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:33,162 Uh... 1221 01:15:34,163 --> 01:15:35,765 Ah! Uh... 1222 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,735 I think it's broken. Uh... 1223 01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:40,069 Ah, come on... 1224 01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:41,771 Dad, I think she's broken her leg! 1225 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:46,109 Dad? Did you hear what I said? 1226 01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,177 Yeah, I heard you. 1227 01:15:56,485 --> 01:15:57,520 Oh... 1228 01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:02,792 They're coming. 1229 01:16:03,192 --> 01:16:05,494 Now you've gotta stay perfectly still. 1230 01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,831 Spiders will only attack you if they feel threatened. 1231 01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:10,466 Do not move. 1232 01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:11,835 I'll distract them. 1233 01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:18,541 Come on! 1234 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:21,310 Come and get it! 1235 01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:22,511 Come on! 1236 01:16:22,879 --> 01:16:24,347 Come on! 1237 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,451 Come on, you little fuckers! 1238 01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:30,119 - Come on! - Dad, no! 1239 01:16:30,286 --> 01:16:31,187 Come and get it! 1240 01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:34,323 You want to fight someone, fight me! 1241 01:16:34,557 --> 01:16:37,126 Come and get it! Come and get it! 1242 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:39,328 - Don't... move. - Come on! 1243 01:16:41,130 --> 01:16:42,231 Come on! 1244 01:16:42,531 --> 01:16:45,201 Come on! Come and get me! 1245 01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:49,706 Come on! You want a fight? Fucking fight me! 1246 01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:51,507 Come on! 1247 01:16:51,675 --> 01:16:53,542 Follow me, you bastards! Come on! 1248 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:55,912 Come on! 1249 01:16:58,347 --> 01:16:59,582 Come on! 1250 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:04,420 Ah! I'm over here! Come on! 1251 01:17:09,693 --> 01:17:11,594 Come on! Follow me! 1252 01:17:12,696 --> 01:17:14,397 Come on! There you go! 1253 01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:16,432 I'm the Pied Piper! Come on! 1254 01:17:16,599 --> 01:17:18,902 Here we go! There you go! 1255 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:21,938 That's it, here we go! Here we go! Here! 1256 01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:23,773 Uh! Argh! 1257 01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,541 Oh, God... 1258 01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:29,045 Ah! God... 1259 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,426 Clara! 1260 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:46,462 Run! 1261 01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:14,891 We have to go. 1262 01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:17,827 Clara! 1263 01:18:18,962 --> 01:18:20,396 Go where? 1264 01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:21,831 What do you mean? 1265 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,468 Go where? 1266 01:18:25,769 --> 01:18:27,503 There's nowhere left to go. 1267 01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:33,676 If we stay here, we will die. 1268 01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:42,651 Look... I'm sorry about your dad, 1269 01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:45,922 and I'm sorry the island that you love got fucked. 1270 01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:50,126 But if that shit stain manager gets to that boat first, 1271 01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:51,961 he'll win. 1272 01:18:52,829 --> 01:18:54,297 And I'm pretty sure you wanna live 1273 01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:56,099 to stop that from happening. 1274 01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:29,966 That motherfucker... 1275 01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:34,037 He filled the caves with concrete. 1276 01:19:34,737 --> 01:19:36,505 So, does it mean we're trapped? 1277 01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,905 If you can climb down, 1278 01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:11,507 I think there's a way through. 1279 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,209 How tight is the space? 1280 01:20:14,077 --> 01:20:15,244 It's tight. 1281 01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:23,452 Look at me. 1282 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,055 We can do this. 1283 01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:28,457 But... 1284 01:20:28,858 --> 01:20:30,059 Just give me a minute. 1285 01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:17,740 Let's go. 1286 01:21:17,907 --> 01:21:19,475 Let's go. We should go now. 1287 01:21:30,353 --> 01:21:31,687 Ah! 1288 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:42,098 Ah! 1289 01:22:03,686 --> 01:22:05,054 You're a mother. 1290 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,555 Go away. 1291 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:25,768 Shit. I thought it'd be closer. 1292 01:23:27,303 --> 01:23:28,804 Alright, hold on. 1293 01:23:28,971 --> 01:23:31,607 David, just think about what it would look like 1294 01:23:31,774 --> 01:23:34,277 if you and me are the only two survivors. 1295 01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:36,645 Please, we have to wait for them! 1296 01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:38,314 You can. I'm not. 1297 01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:42,151 I've seen the caves! 1298 01:23:42,318 --> 01:23:44,620 And I know how you got planning permission to build on them! 1299 01:23:44,787 --> 01:23:45,988 - Caves? - Yeah... 1300 01:23:46,155 --> 01:23:47,223 Well, how did we get planning 1301 01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:48,224 permission to build above caves? 1302 01:23:48,391 --> 01:23:50,159 - The caves were made safe. - How? 1303 01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,627 We followed the architect's advice. 1304 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:53,962 The spiders came from the caves, 1305 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,998 deep below ground, harming no one. 1306 01:23:56,165 --> 01:23:58,634 You filled their home with concrete, forcing them out. 1307 01:23:58,801 --> 01:24:01,404 And your signature is on the receipt for that cement. 1308 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,106 Bullshit. Show me. 1309 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:09,412 Oh, oh no. 1310 01:24:09,578 --> 01:24:11,780 Did your letter get wet? It's ruined it, hasn't it? 1311 01:24:11,947 --> 01:24:13,316 Oh, what a pity. 1312 01:24:13,482 --> 01:24:15,584 You see, what we actually have here 1313 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:18,521 is called force majeure, which is an unforeseen natural act. 1314 01:24:18,687 --> 01:24:22,258 And guess what? That absolves me of all responsibility. 1315 01:24:22,425 --> 01:24:23,659 Sorry! 1316 01:24:24,593 --> 01:24:27,196 I've got copies of everything. I'll help you. 1317 01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:29,098 Rachel. What are you doing? 1318 01:24:29,265 --> 01:24:31,367 I've been helping you for years. 1319 01:24:31,534 --> 01:24:33,536 Hiding your mistakes. Covering up your fuckups. 1320 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:34,803 Yeah, it's your job! 1321 01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:36,339 Well, you're a disgusting human being 1322 01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:37,706 and I despise you. 1323 01:24:37,873 --> 01:24:39,208 You cannot talk to me like that. 1324 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:41,043 You're an Infinity Dream employee. 1325 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,212 Well, do you want to shove this up your arse? 1326 01:24:43,379 --> 01:24:44,947 Or shall I do it for you? 1327 01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:46,482 Alright, very good. 1328 01:24:49,718 --> 01:24:50,786 Ow! 1329 01:24:51,654 --> 01:24:53,156 Right, I've had enough of this. 1330 01:24:53,789 --> 01:24:55,358 You're not gonna make it! 1331 01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:56,559 Watch me! 1332 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,361 The tides are too strong! 1333 01:24:58,527 --> 01:25:00,796 For you, because you're weak! 1334 01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:05,134 In fact, your whole, your whole generation is weak! 1335 01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:09,205 You're weak, lazy, self-obsessed! 1336 01:25:09,538 --> 01:25:13,742 In fact, you are... you're so, so self-obsessed, 1337 01:25:13,909 --> 01:25:18,814 you literally think that work is photographing your food 1338 01:25:18,981 --> 01:25:23,051 and sharing every magnificent bubble-headed thought 1339 01:25:23,219 --> 01:25:25,188 that comes into your head! 1340 01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:29,192 You're not, you know what? You're not Gen Z. 1341 01:25:29,358 --> 01:25:32,595 You're genpanzee! You're pathetic! 1342 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:34,197 See ya! 1343 01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:35,731 Fuck off! 1344 01:25:35,898 --> 01:25:38,167 My generation is trying to find their way 1345 01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:40,369 because your generation fucked up everything. 1346 01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:42,405 And now nature's biting you in the arse 1347 01:25:42,571 --> 01:25:43,772 and you don't like it! 1348 01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:45,107 Yeah, yeah. 1349 01:25:45,274 --> 01:25:47,210 Nothing's biting me! 1350 01:25:47,376 --> 01:25:49,612 Spiders can't swim! 1351 01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:52,181 Ooh! 1352 01:25:52,348 --> 01:25:53,282 Uh! 1353 01:26:02,258 --> 01:26:03,859 Rachel, help! 1354 01:26:04,026 --> 01:26:05,961 No! Aaargh! 1355 01:26:09,698 --> 01:26:10,733 No! 1356 01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:12,067 Rachel! 1357 01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:13,302 Aargh! 1358 01:26:19,542 --> 01:26:22,378 Well, I wasn't expecting that. 1359 01:26:23,912 --> 01:26:25,113 No. 1360 01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:28,617 I mean, that captain fella, he said there were sharks. 1361 01:26:33,756 --> 01:26:35,123 I got signal! 1362 01:26:35,291 --> 01:26:36,525 Me too. 1363 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:39,228 I'll call Captain Brunner and let him know where we are. 1364 01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:46,835 How the hell is that dog still alive? 1365 01:26:47,470 --> 01:26:50,339 No, how the hell is he still alive? 1366 01:26:51,974 --> 01:26:53,309 I'm alright! 1367 01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:55,511 I'm alright! 1368 01:26:58,581 --> 01:26:59,748 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1369 01:26:59,915 --> 01:27:01,817 It's okay, it's okay. 1370 01:27:02,150 --> 01:27:05,020 They're just... riding along, you know, 1371 01:27:05,187 --> 01:27:07,756 having the occasional nibble, but I'm alright. 1372 01:27:08,090 --> 01:27:09,958 They're just really beautiful animals. 1373 01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:11,794 q 1374 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,996 No! 1375 01:27:14,162 --> 01:27:16,532 That's not very respectful to nature. 1376 01:27:16,699 --> 01:27:19,668 Aargh! Aargh! Die! 1377 01:27:21,770 --> 01:27:23,706 She's killing my friends. 1378 01:27:26,809 --> 01:27:28,711 How are you not dead? 1379 01:27:29,211 --> 01:27:31,514 Well, aside from being an absolute legend 1380 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,817 with an amazing capacity for drugs, I'd say... 1381 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:37,886 The venom of the cane toad protects you 1382 01:27:38,053 --> 01:27:39,622 from the poison of the spiders. 1383 01:27:39,788 --> 01:27:41,624 Either that or I'm a really lucky git. 1384 01:27:45,961 --> 01:27:48,531 Did you lick a cane toad with my dad by any chance? 1385 01:27:48,997 --> 01:27:51,033 Oh yeah. The old guy, the actor fella 1386 01:27:51,199 --> 01:27:52,401 with the really shitty bar? 1387 01:27:52,635 --> 01:27:54,036 I must say, he was... 1388 01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:56,872 Really partial to a lick. 1389 01:28:11,554 --> 01:28:12,688 Dad? 1390 01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:16,925 Dad?! 1391 01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:18,527 Dad? 1392 01:28:21,764 --> 01:28:23,031 Dad!! 1393 01:28:26,435 --> 01:28:27,736 Dad?! 1394 01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:34,076 Dad?! 1395 01:29:37,673 --> 01:29:39,808 My darling Clara. 1396 01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:41,744 I hope you are reading this as a woman 1397 01:29:41,910 --> 01:29:43,846 and that you're happy in your life. 1398 01:29:44,279 --> 01:29:46,582 I hope you can bring yourself to forgive me 1399 01:29:46,749 --> 01:29:49,452 for taking you away from this beautiful island. 1400 01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:52,821 We tried to make the marriage work, 1401 01:29:52,988 --> 01:29:55,123 but your dad cared so much about saving the planet, 1402 01:29:55,290 --> 01:29:57,192 there wasn't much time for anything else. 1403 01:29:57,426 --> 01:30:00,328 I know that sounds a bit heartless, but it's the truth. 1404 01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:06,168 Life stopped being fun, 1405 01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:08,504 and life should never not be fun. 1406 01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:11,640 To die, to sleep. 1407 01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:14,810 No more, and by a sleep 1408 01:30:14,977 --> 01:30:18,146 to say we end the heartache 1409 01:30:18,346 --> 01:30:22,951 and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. 1410 01:30:24,386 --> 01:30:27,623 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. 1411 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:30,826 To die, to sleep. 1412 01:30:30,993 --> 01:30:32,294 Dad? 1413 01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,030 To sleep... 1414 01:30:36,565 --> 01:30:38,233 perchance to dream. 1415 01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:42,037 Aye, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, 1416 01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:44,873 what dreams may come when we have shuffled off 1417 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:48,644 this mortal coil, must give us pause... 1418 01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:53,982 Dad! 1419 01:30:58,053 --> 01:30:59,321 Oh... 1420 01:30:59,688 --> 01:31:01,423 Mum left you. 1421 01:31:01,590 --> 01:31:02,925 Why didn't you tell me? 1422 01:31:04,259 --> 01:31:06,228 Nothing worse than a man seeking pity. 1423 01:31:07,429 --> 01:31:10,198 Apart from a bad actor playing a man seeking pity. 1424 01:31:11,734 --> 01:31:13,335 I love you, Dad. 1425 01:31:15,704 --> 01:31:17,506 In that case... 1426 01:31:17,873 --> 01:31:19,808 I love me too. 1427 01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,613 I'm not quite sure why I'm alive. 1428 01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:26,081 The cane toad! 1429 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:32,755 Well, this seems like a good moment for Shakespeare. 1430 01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:35,457 Go on then. 1431 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:41,597 Doubt thou the stars are fire. 1432 01:31:42,130 --> 01:31:45,100 Doubt that the sun doth move. 1433 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,870 Doubt truth to be a liar. 1434 01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:53,709 But never doubt I love. 1435 01:32:04,887 --> 01:32:06,989 ♪ We've seen days ♪ 1436 01:32:07,155 --> 01:32:10,392 ♪ Where there was not a cloud in sight ♪ 1437 01:32:10,559 --> 01:32:16,164 ♪ When things just seemed to go our way ♪ 1438 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:20,102 ♪ Now it seems ♪ 1439 01:32:20,268 --> 01:32:23,972 ♪ That trouble's easier to find ♪ 1440 01:32:24,339 --> 01:32:29,444 ♪ We've forgotten how to play ♪ 1441 01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:33,415 ♪ Those other days were easier ♪ 1442 01:32:33,582 --> 01:32:35,684 ♪ Got carried away ♪ 1443 01:32:35,851 --> 01:32:38,687 ♪ On wings our dreams had shown to us ♪ 1444 01:32:40,823 --> 01:32:43,125 ♪ All of the memories we share ♪ 1445 01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:45,160 ♪ They're here to stay ♪ 1446 01:32:45,327 --> 01:32:48,530 ♪ And no one can take that away from us ♪ 1447 01:32:49,031 --> 01:32:51,533 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1448 01:32:53,769 --> 01:32:56,304 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1449 01:32:58,473 --> 01:33:00,876 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1450 01:33:03,311 --> 01:33:08,216 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1451 01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:18,060 ♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪ 1452 01:33:18,894 --> 01:33:23,331 ♪ Would you go back in time ♪ 1453 01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:32,007 ♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪ 1454 01:33:32,174 --> 01:33:36,244 ♪ Would you go back in time ♪ 1455 01:33:38,413 --> 01:33:40,983 ♪ Those other days were easier ♪ 1456 01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:43,018 ♪ Got carried away ♪ 1457 01:33:43,185 --> 01:33:45,754 ♪ On wings our dreams had shown to us ♪ 1458 01:33:48,090 --> 01:33:50,726 ♪ All of the memories we share ♪ 1459 01:33:50,893 --> 01:33:52,527 ♪ They're here to stay ♪ 1460 01:33:52,695 --> 01:33:55,731 ♪ And no one can take that away from us ♪ 1461 01:33:56,198 --> 01:33:58,600 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1462 01:34:01,036 --> 01:34:03,739 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1463 01:34:05,841 --> 01:34:08,376 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1464 01:34:10,612 --> 01:34:13,348 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1465 01:34:20,122 --> 01:34:22,691 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1466 01:34:25,027 --> 01:34:27,429 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1467 01:34:29,765 --> 01:34:34,636 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1468 01:34:36,071 --> 01:34:38,640 ♪ Those other days were easier ♪ 1469 01:34:38,807 --> 01:34:40,642 ♪ Got carried away ♪ 1470 01:34:40,809 --> 01:34:43,478 ♪ On wings our dreams had shown to us ♪ 1471 01:34:45,714 --> 01:34:48,316 ♪ All of the memories we share ♪ 1472 01:34:48,717 --> 01:34:50,218 ♪ They're here to stay ♪ 1473 01:34:50,385 --> 01:34:53,455 ♪ And no one can take that away from us ♪ 1474 01:34:53,822 --> 01:34:56,224 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1475 01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:01,229 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1476 01:35:03,398 --> 01:35:05,901 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1477 01:35:08,236 --> 01:35:13,075 ♪ Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1478 01:35:16,945 --> 01:35:22,985 ♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪ 95001

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