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Open up!
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Conrad Bennish, Jr?
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Maybe. Who wants to know?
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FBI.
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Whoa! What are
you guys doing here?
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Oh, hey, if it's about
that bong I just bought,
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I thought it was
a plant holder.
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- Honest!
- Come with us.
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Whoa!
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Look at this place!
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Great equipment.
What's he using this stuff for?
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Whoa!
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Fantastic! The
construction is beautiful!
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Mr. Bennish?
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Mr. Bennish! Please have a seat.
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This guy's
a genius?
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Mr. Bennish,
please sit down!
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Quinn Mallory.
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Advanced physics student.
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Specialist in
"super string" theory.
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Your friend
and classmate, correct?
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Yeah...
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Professor
Maximillian P. Arturo,
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- Whoa-ho-ho.
- University of California.
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Noted international
physicist.
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Expert in the field
of ontology and cosmology.
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Wade Kathleen Wells,
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Quinn's co-worker. Currently
attending North Shore Junior College.
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Majoring in extemporaneous
poetry and prose.
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Oh, you gotta
love it, dude.
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A chick
with a poetic lick.
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These individuals have been
missing since Tuesday, Mr. Bennish.
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We have reason to believe
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a fourth individual may
also have disappeared.
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Rembrandt Brown, also known
as "The Cooking Man. "
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- "Crying Man. "
- Whatever.
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A neighbor has
claimed to witness
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a screaming person
fitting his description
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drive a red Cadillac into
a huge, blue whirlpool
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that emanated
from this house.
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She said it "vanished
like a ghost. "
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Cool...
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You have any information regarding
these events, speak up now!
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Hey, look... I don't know
anything, all right?
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But you do know
about the bridge.
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Incredible. Just last
week, Conrad Bennish and I
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were discussing
the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge,
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and now,
I've crossed it!
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I mean, I've really crossed it!
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Is that possible?
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You need to maintain
quantum coherence
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over a macroscopic compact
region of time and space.
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The bridge, Conrad.
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We need to know.
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What is it?!
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Well, it's...
a hypothetical thing.
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A connecting point
between universes.
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If they've crossed
the bridge...
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if that's why
they're missing...
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it means they may have
journeyed to a parallel Earth!
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What's the matter,
Professor?
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You kicked me in the ribs,
that's what's the matter!
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Next time we slide,
watch where you flail.
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Hey, this could
be home, right?
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Then where
is everybody?
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Well, look at the bright side,
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at least it's
peaceful and quiet.
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Mr. Mallory,
what seems to be the problem?
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Oh, the timer
needs a rest.
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And so do we. Maybe we could
find a place to lie down.
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We haven't slept in...
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There are now 10 minutes to zero.
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- The swarm is approaching from the south.
- Swarm!?
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If you have not
evacuated the city,
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may God have mercy
on your soul.
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What if you could
find brand new worlds
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right here on Earth,
where anything is possible?
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Same planet,
different dimension.
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I found the gateway.
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The swarm has now reached
the outskirts of the deserted city.
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Given the massive devastation
in Southern California,
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it's hard to imagine anyone
would be foolish enough
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to venture within
100 miles of this place.
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Of course! Who else could
possibly be here but us...
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- the happy wanderers?
- The South American spiderwasp
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is a hybrid creature created
in a Venezuelan lab
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as a potential form
of pest control.
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A queen escaped
from the compound in 1987,
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and in just eight short years,
the brood she fostered
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has moved 2,000 miles north
cutting a path
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of death and destruction
in its wake.
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With a wing-span
reaching up to a foot...
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- Don't tell me that!
- Barbed stingers filled with venom,
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and an immunity to pesticides, the
spider wasps have yet to be slowed.
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I think we'd better
get indoors.
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...and their ability
to eat through walls
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renders most buildings
extremely vulnerable to attack.
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That does it.
That just does it!
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Listen up!
I want to go home!
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You dig what I'm saying?
Home! Now! Let's go!
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Okay, then forget home.
Let's just leave here!
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- What has gotten into you?
- I hate spiders!
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I'd rather face a vampire
after I cut myself shaving
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- than deal with a spider.
- These are more of a wasp
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- than a spider!
- That's supposed to make me feel better, girl?
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That these spiders can fly
and sting my head off?!
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This thing is on its last
legs. We have to let it cool.
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- Good heavens!
- Oh my God!
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The timer may be messed up,
Quinn, but we've got to go!
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Okay.
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Come. Now, let's go.
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Hurry...
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- Look...
- Ugh!
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- Hey!
- Ladies first.
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Where are they?
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Good heavens, Mr. Mallory. Do something.
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Oooh! They're coming, Mr. Mallory.
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Come on, come on,
come on...
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Come on, come on,
work, work.
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All right, Professor.
It's open! Go!
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Go, go!
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Killer groovy, man.
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The prophets
have arrived.
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All our problems
are over.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We're alone.
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When the gate
closed, it...
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it must have shut off the tunnel Wade
and Rembrandt were sliding through,
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then we slid down
a different path...
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to a different
Earth.
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Mr. Mallory,
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would you mind having
a look at my back?
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Is it about to do
something nasty?
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Get it off,
please.
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Quick!
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Perhaps
it's dead?
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Oooh, no, no.
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Mr. Mallory,
please.
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Don't worry,
Professor...
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I used to quarterback in high school.
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Hold perfectly
still.
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Oh... ugh!
Oh-hh!
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They're not coming,
are they?
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They never
made it through!
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Whatever
this place is...
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we're here
for keeps.
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L... am Skidd.
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This is Seeker.
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And this is Fling.
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"Fling"?
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Skidd told me I was
his latest fling,
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so I changed my name
to prove my love.
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Can you guys
tell us where we are?
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You're at
our commune, man.
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Just outside
of San Francisco.
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San Francisco,
man, that's not bad.
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What year is it?
It's 1995.
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Uh-huh.
Who's the governor?
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Pete Wilson, man.
Yes!
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Who's the president?
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Oliver North, man.
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You look tired.
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Come with us. We'll take
you to a loving place,
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where you can rest
and be refreshed.
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Look, we could use
some shut-eye, Wade.
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I'll go back and search
Cheney Street later.
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Just in case.
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U.S. Out! U.S. Out! U.S. Out!
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U.S. Out! U.S. Out!
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- Hey, man!
- U.S. Out! U.S. Out!
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Hold still.
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Ow!
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"Quarterback,"
indeed!
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What kind of offense
did you run?
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Wishbone.
Now you tell me!
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Couldn't we have got some
ordinary medical tape, hmm?
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Something a little
less ostentatious?
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You said, "No doctors. "
This'll do the trick just fine.
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Hey, check it out,
brother.
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And just look
at this lot!
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I hated the '60s
when it was the '60s.
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"Tune in, turn on,
turn over. "
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And endless babble
about free love.
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Totally irresponsible
hogwash!
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Let's face it, lad,
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Wade and Rembrandt are
probably on an alternate Earth,
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and they have no idea
how much I envy them.
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Go away!
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Blistering idiot.
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I'm sorry.
Professor...
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Selling junk
on the streets,
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wearing
silly hats.
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A completely
wasted generation.
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Yeah...
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September... "Down from the
sky," man. What more do you want?
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It's true, Trem,
we saw it.
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So we got two
unearthly prophets,
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disguised as humans,
sleeping in our tents?
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- Right on.
- What are we supposed to do when they wake up?
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We're gonna act normal.
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We're gonna keep an eye...
and an ear open.
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Because every word
they utter
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could have a profound,
multiple meaning.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right on, man.
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Oh, man.
So far out.
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Man, oh, man,
this is heaven on earth!
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Do you ladies
know me?
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I mean... is that why
you're doing all of this?
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Skidd recognized you
the moment you landed.
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When he told us
who you were...
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we nearly dropped
to our knees.
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Damn.
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I wasn't sure "The Crying Man"
had made a mark in this world.
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Now I can see I had
nothing to worry about.
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We'll be back.
We love you. Later.
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You girls
are blowing my mind.
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Come on and walk
with me.
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Say, guys... when my companion wakes up,
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could you tell her
that I've gone into town
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to look for... our
other companions?
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Oh! Then... then...
there are more of you?
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Yeah, there are two more. But they're
probably stuck on another world.
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- I know that must sound crazy...
- No, it makes perfect sense.
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Your kind travel
from world to world.
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We'll always
do whatever you say.
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I wish all my fans
had that attitude.
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Hey, Skidd man, can I
catch a ride into town?
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Yeah, sure, man. Unless you want
to take one of our cars yourself?
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- Well, how many cars you got?
- Uhh... nine. Nine.
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- Are they stolen?
- Hardly, man.
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Seeker's father
owns half of India.
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He donated the cars
and the mansion.
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The main house is just
over the hill there,
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it's got about
85 rooms.
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Yeah.
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I'll be damned.
You guys are rich!
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Well, we may be into Mother
Earth and spiritual values,
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but we're
not stupid.
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Wall Street has loving
things to say as well.
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Whoa!
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You know I used to live
in that house years ago?
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Looks like some kind
of party going on.
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Think they'd mind
if I took a peek inside?
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Uh-huh, neighborhood's
as friendly as ever.
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That's why I
moved out.
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Dearest family and friends,
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we are gathered
here today
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to honor the memory
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of my late husband...
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Rembrandt Brown.
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When the telegram arrived,
253
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,865
saying Rembrandt
was missing in action,
254
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:44,900
and presumed dead,
my whole world collapsed.
255
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,265
But thanks to you,
his family
256
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:52,300
and friends,
Rembrandt Junior and I
257
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,600
find a way
to go on...
258
00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:57,565
somehow.
259
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,600
Rembrandt was
a good father,
260
00:17:59,635 --> 00:18:01,865
a loving husband,
261
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,665
and most of all,
the best friend
262
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:08,300
anyone could have.
263
00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:11,900
You got anything you
want to add, Cezanne?
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00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,065
For those of you
that don't know me,
265
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,065
I'm Cezanne Brown,
Rembrandt's big brother.
266
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,700
- Right on, right on.
- Right on, right on.
267
00:18:20,735 --> 00:18:24,665
I would just like
to think that... well...
268
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,900
that somewhere up there
that Remmy can hear me.
269
00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:28,800
And I just want him
to know that...
270
00:18:28,835 --> 00:18:31,065
that I forgive him
271
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,365
for all the times
that he let me down.
272
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,900
I'm sure we all feel that way.
273
00:18:36,935 --> 00:18:39,317
See the truth
of the matter is...
274
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,326
is that Rembrandt
was jealous of me.
275
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:43,300
'Cause I was
the family achiever.
276
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:45,367
Give me a break!
277
00:18:45,402 --> 00:18:47,365
Could I help it...
278
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,465
that I was born
the better athlete?
279
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,800
- No, you couldn't.
- The better student?
280
00:18:51,835 --> 00:18:53,965
It's not your fault,
Cezanne.
281
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,600
- No, it's not my fault!
- Not true either.
282
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,565
Now, we all know
283
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,200
that, well, Remmy
liked his music.
284
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,065
He even thought about...
285
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,900
Trying to make a career
of it at some point.
286
00:19:10,335 --> 00:19:12,665
I mean...
287
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:16,700
could I help it that the Lord
blessed me with more musical talent?
288
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:21,300
Musical talent?
289
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,900
You couldn't carry a tune if
it was strapped to your back.
290
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,900
You're supposed
to be dead!
291
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,265
Put me down!
292
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,265
Put me down, man.
293
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:51,000
You don't
understand!
294
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Watch your head there, boy.
295
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,800
S- Sharon?
296
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,500
Wow!
It's really you.
297
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:16,900
My love. You've come back to us.
298
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,165
It's a miracle
from God.
299
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,200
Now that Dad's not dead,
can we eat?
300
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,065
Of course, honey.
301
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:34,000
Everyone... this is
no longer a wake.
302
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,600
It's a celebration!
303
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:43,200
All right,
my man is back!
304
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:58,300
- Two cups of coffee, please.
- Sure thing.
305
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,565
Aw, shoot.
306
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,600
Even the older
generation's dropping out.
307
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,750
What are you
looking at, dropout?
308
00:21:07,785 --> 00:21:10,465
Clean yourself up
and get a job.
309
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,065
I have a job, sir!
I am Regent's Professor
310
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,000
of Cosmology and Ontology
at California University.
311
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Yeah, and I'm
"Snoop Hippie Dogg. "
312
00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:23,665
Quit tripping,
Grandpa.
313
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:27,700
And button your lip before I haul your
psychedelic ass down to the station.
314
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:32,100
Freak.
315
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,165
Impudent yahoos!
316
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,700
Professor...
it's Bennish!
317
00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:41,165
Good heavens,
so it is.
318
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,200
And I can actually
see his ears.
319
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,165
Hi there, I'm Conrad Bennish, Junior,
320
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,700
president of The Young
Republicans For the War.
321
00:21:51,735 --> 00:21:53,565
Remember, gentlemen,
322
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,600
conformity
and patriotism,
323
00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:57,565
they're not
dirty words.
324
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,600
Take pride in the love
of God and country.
325
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,365
Hi there, I'm Conrad Bennish, Junior,
326
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,100
president of The Young
Republicans For the War.
327
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,265
That was
quite a speech.
328
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,900
Hey, man. Hey, you
know I was only jiving.
329
00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:32,500
Man... I knew you
were there the whole time.
330
00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:34,765
Don't sweat it, Cezanne.
331
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,700
I'm not offended, because
I'm not really your brother.
332
00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:40,600
I'm from another dimension,
a whole 'nother planet.
333
00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,565
That woman there,
Sharon,
334
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,000
I had the biggest
crush on her in high school,
335
00:22:45,035 --> 00:22:47,065
but I never had
the guts to ask her out.
336
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:51,100
Now we're married and she
worships the ground I walk on.
337
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Are we talking about
the same Sharon?
338
00:22:54,035 --> 00:22:56,765
This is
paradise, man.
339
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,065
I got a nice house,
a devoted son...
340
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:02,300
Rembrandt Junior... I couldn't
have chosen a finer name.
341
00:23:02,335 --> 00:23:04,765
This is the life
I was meant to live.
342
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,100
It's all clear to me now.
What are you saying, man?
343
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:10,467
I'm saying
that I'm staying!
344
00:23:10,502 --> 00:23:12,765
I always dug
the '60s groove.
345
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,300
I could start my musical
career all over again.
346
00:23:15,335 --> 00:23:18,300
I'll be bigger than
I ever was back home.
347
00:23:18,335 --> 00:23:22,000
If such a thing
is possible.
348
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,300
I got it!
What?
349
00:23:29,335 --> 00:23:31,565
You trippin'.
350
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,600
"Another dimension"? Man, you
had me going there for a second.
351
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,550
Well, baby,
you have come back
352
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,392
for the perfect time
for groovin'.
353
00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:42,165
'Cause it's time
to be free, and...
354
00:23:45,035 --> 00:23:48,417
Let me tell you about
the women, baby.
355
00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:51,800
Now, the women, man,
they are so...
356
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,700
I'm gonna let
you two talk.
357
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:59,700
Right on,
right on.
358
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,865
Uh...
359
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:08,300
did we go to the prom
together?
360
00:24:08,335 --> 00:24:10,265
Don't you
remember?
361
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,865
You asked
and I said no.
362
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:16,900
I barely knew you were alive back then.
363
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,565
Some things
never change.
364
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,950
It took 10 long
years of nagging
365
00:24:22,985 --> 00:24:26,300
before I'd even
go out with you.
366
00:24:26,335 --> 00:24:28,265
What's the matter,
honey?
367
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,300
Something wrong
with your memory?
368
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,365
Yeah, that's it.
369
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,600
I kinda lost some
of my recall temporarily.
370
00:24:34,635 --> 00:24:38,600
Mmm, how convenient.
371
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:42,700
I know you been fooling
around on me over there.
372
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,565
But tonight...
373
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,600
I'm going
to remind you...
374
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:56,100
what "home cookin"'
is all about.
375
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,500
You said you had a
lot of questions to ask?
376
00:25:04,535 --> 00:25:07,465
Mistress, you look troubled.
377
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,065
Well, Rembrandt said that
he'd be back soon.
378
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:13,200
It's been a day now. But, he's
a Gemini so you never know.
379
00:25:13,235 --> 00:25:17,200
What? "Gemini"? What is that?
380
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,600
It's a sign. You know...
like, I'm a Virgo,
381
00:25:20,635 --> 00:25:22,600
and my friend Quinn's
a Libra.
382
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,400
No astrology
on this world?
383
00:25:26,435 --> 00:25:27,965
No.
Uh-huh, no.
384
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,800
Well, I guess we've got
some catching up to do.
385
00:25:30,835 --> 00:25:34,717
Yeah!
386
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:42,600
The timer is useless
in its present condition.
387
00:25:42,635 --> 00:25:46,600
But... hope
is still alive.
388
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:53,200
Are you familiar
with Alexander Helix?
389
00:25:53,235 --> 00:25:54,865
Yes?
390
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,965
Yes! The Helix Spiral!
I see where you're going.
391
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,400
It would seem prudent that we
put our collective genius together
392
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,665
if ever we are to get home.
Are you game?
393
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:06,700
Of course. I'll do whatever
it takes to get us home.
394
00:26:06,735 --> 00:26:09,465
Oh, good lad.
395
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,965
Now, seems we need
a place to hole up
396
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,900
if we're to work out
the schematics of this thing.
397
00:26:13,935 --> 00:26:16,400
Given our current state
of near poverty,
398
00:26:16,435 --> 00:26:18,865
a loft would suffice.
399
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,700
It so happens that there
is one in walking distance.
400
00:26:21,735 --> 00:26:24,400
"Furnished loft for rent
on monthly basis.
401
00:26:24,435 --> 00:26:26,465
No pets, radicals,
draft dodgers,
402
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:29,700
musicians or other
counter-culture types allowed.
403
00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:32,900
Must be clean-living,
drug-free and patriotic. "
404
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,600
Well, I guess what they
don't know won't hurt them.
405
00:26:36,635 --> 00:26:39,617
- Ever spit on the flag?
- Certainly not!
406
00:26:39,652 --> 00:26:42,600
L- I-I-I'd never do
a thing like that.
407
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:45,267
How do you feel
about the war?
408
00:26:45,302 --> 00:26:47,900
We... don't...
follow it much.
409
00:26:47,935 --> 00:26:49,600
We have
no opinion.
410
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:56,065
I see... so you'd
have me believe
411
00:26:56,100 --> 00:27:00,100
you are real
non-political types, right?
412
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,465
I won't allow
any sympathizing
413
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,900
with the Outback Cong
under my roof, understood?
414
00:27:07,935 --> 00:27:10,400
This fight ain't
just with the Aussies,
415
00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:14,365
if South Australia falls,
416
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,400
it's just a hop, skip
and a jump to our shores.
417
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,765
Well, we can't
have that.
418
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,550
Boomerangs and kangaroos
everywhere? What a nightmare!
419
00:27:26,585 --> 00:27:30,300
You will have to forgive
my kid brother.
420
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,750
His sense of humor
takes some getting used to.
421
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:36,900
Brother? I thought you
said he was your father!
422
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:40,265
Yes... well, I am.
423
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:43,650
I am... I had him when
I was very, very young.
424
00:27:43,685 --> 00:27:47,000
Oh, those hot summers
of one's promiscuous youth.
425
00:27:47,035 --> 00:27:50,765
You remember?
426
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,965
Well, the reason
I called him...
427
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,900
my brother is because
we're that close.
428
00:27:56,935 --> 00:28:00,500
Strong family
values, eh?
429
00:28:00,535 --> 00:28:02,265
Listen up.
430
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:05,800
I'm going to rent you
the place for a week,
431
00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:07,765
on a trial basis.
432
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,500
That's only because the
last two people to apply
433
00:28:11,535 --> 00:28:14,817
were... a rock drummer
and a nudist.
434
00:28:14,852 --> 00:28:18,100
And compared to them
and only them,
435
00:28:18,135 --> 00:28:20,365
you two
just might be okay.
436
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,300
Don't worry, Mrs. Tweak,
we're a-okay. Right, Dad?
437
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:38,265
"Dad"?
438
00:28:41,735 --> 00:28:45,100
Sonny...
439
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,765
FBI informant line.
440
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,165
The President's Emergency
War Powers Act
441
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,700
allows us to accept reports
on anti-social behavior
442
00:28:52,735 --> 00:28:54,967
that may threaten
the stability of our nation.
443
00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:57,200
Please leave the
information at the tone.
444
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,100
This is
Mrs. Ezra Tweak again.
445
00:28:59,135 --> 00:29:01,865
I just rented my loft
446
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:05,265
at 14 Bell Street
to two subversives.
447
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:08,700
They paid in cash,
lied about who they were,
448
00:29:08,735 --> 00:29:12,700
and referred to quote...
449
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,165
"promiscuous youth,"
end quote.
450
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,400
I believe they have come
to kill the President,
451
00:29:18,435 --> 00:29:20,600
who's visiting
our city this weekend.
452
00:29:20,635 --> 00:29:24,600
As a concerned
citizen...
453
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,765
as a concerned
citizen,
454
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,200
I urge round-the-clock
surveillance
455
00:29:31,235 --> 00:29:34,565
followed by direct
intervention.
456
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,600
I think we got to bring
these two in, dead or alive.
457
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,165
Yes...
458
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,900
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
459
00:29:53,935 --> 00:29:57,300
Yes... yes.
460
00:29:57,335 --> 00:30:00,417
Q.N.T.
461
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,700
Wake up, it's 4:00.
462
00:30:10,735 --> 00:30:13,465
Wake up, wake up.
463
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,600
You're turn to bat.
4:00 a. m.
464
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,500
The schematics of this
are proving to be
465
00:30:21,535 --> 00:30:23,465
intriguingly difficult.
466
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:27,400
It will take us many hours
of sustained computation
467
00:30:27,435 --> 00:30:29,700
to come up with
a satisfactory conclusion.
468
00:30:29,735 --> 00:30:32,500
Go to it. Go to it.
Your turn.
469
00:30:32,535 --> 00:30:33,965
Wake me up at 7:00.
470
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Remember, we need clothes
and food in the morning.
471
00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:38,900
I'll take care of it,
Professor.
472
00:30:38,935 --> 00:30:42,900
Right now,
I need coffee.
473
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Lord, that woman
is hell on wheels!
474
00:30:51,835 --> 00:30:55,800
She wore me out!
475
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:58,400
If she says, "One more
time" one more time,
476
00:30:58,435 --> 00:31:02,400
man, I'm gonna...
477
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,165
Hello, Junior.
478
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,465
Uh... I was
just commenting
479
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,100
on what a wonderful
woman your mom is.
480
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:13,100
Save it! We both know the score.
481
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:17,300
You know... I've always wanted
to have a son just like you,
482
00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:21,300
a chip
off the old block.
483
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,665
Okay, let's see
what we've got here.
484
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,100
Whoa, looks like Mom's
got to do some shopping.
485
00:31:28,135 --> 00:31:30,800
Who're you kidding?
Now that you're home,
486
00:31:30,835 --> 00:31:32,565
you'll be doing
all the shopping.
487
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,600
- No man on earth's as whipped as you!
- What?
488
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:42,400
Oh, I get it... you've got
that keen sense of humor too.
489
00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:44,667
And you'd better
clean up the house
490
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,865
and fix her coffee
before she wakes up.
491
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,600
She'll kick your tail for
good if you don't get to it.
492
00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:51,765
Boy...
493
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,265
Now, we gonna have
to have a talk.
494
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:57,000
You may have spoken to your
father that way in the past,
495
00:31:57,035 --> 00:31:58,965
but it isn't
gonna fly anymore.
496
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,100
Rembrandt! Bring
me my morning coffee!
497
00:32:02,135 --> 00:32:04,865
And make sure it's hot.
498
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:07,165
You better get
on that coffee, Jack.
499
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,000
That is if you're planning
on keeping your huevos.
500
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,865
All right, you've had
your day of fun.
501
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,500
Don't think 'cause you're home,
means you got time to be lazy.
502
00:32:21,535 --> 00:32:24,817
I got a list of chores
for you, so get hopping.
503
00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:28,100
Come on, now. The early
bird gets the worm.
504
00:32:28,135 --> 00:32:32,100
Get moving.
505
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,250
What happens
when you die?
506
00:32:43,285 --> 00:32:45,065
I can't say.
I've never died.
507
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:48,200
She's immortal.
508
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,200
Of course she is, man.
I could have told you that.
509
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,465
Wow.
510
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,465
We feel...
511
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,865
our movement will
sweep the world.
512
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,500
All people will eventually
reject commercialism,
513
00:33:05,535 --> 00:33:08,765
and adopt
the concepts of love,
514
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,100
peace and freedom.
515
00:33:12,135 --> 00:33:15,400
The Summer of Love
will never end.
516
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,900
Please tell us
that's true.
517
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,600
- Yes, it... it's true.
- Thank you!
518
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:43,300
"Paradise. "
519
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:49,300
I didn't come 10 zillion light
years to become somebody's houseboy.
520
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,765
The next time
she comes in here,
521
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,900
I'm gonna give her a piece
of my mind. I really am.
522
00:33:57,935 --> 00:34:00,700
You missed a spot. Mom's
not gonna like that.
523
00:34:00,735 --> 00:34:02,617
Don't you worry
about it!
524
00:34:02,652 --> 00:34:04,465
And who was that
at the door?
525
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,600
Army telegram.
Gave it to Mom first.
526
00:34:07,635 --> 00:34:10,865
Wanna see?
527
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,065
"Dear Mrs. Brown...
pleased to inform you
528
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,565
that Sergeant First Class,
Rembrandt Lee Brown,
529
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,700
42nd Infantry, has been
rescued from the outback... "
530
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,100
"Sergeant Brown is resting
comfortably at a Melbourne hospital
531
00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:25,267
and is expected
to fully recover.
532
00:34:25,302 --> 00:34:27,365
He will be
contacting you shortly.
533
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,400
Signed, Lieutenant William A.
Calley, United States Army. "
534
00:34:31,435 --> 00:34:35,100
She's in the bedroom
loading up.
535
00:34:35,135 --> 00:34:37,065
Did you say
"loading up"?
536
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,200
Right on. Now that she
knows you're an impostor,
537
00:34:40,235 --> 00:34:42,265
she's gonna
teach you a lesson.
538
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,400
As soon as she finds some
shells for her shotgun.
539
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,965
Ahgh! Mom!
540
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,165
- Rembrandt?
- Mom!
541
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,200
Oh, don't even try to run.
542
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,700
Letting off a gun
is a federal offense!
543
00:34:59,735 --> 00:35:02,000
Get back here,
you gigolo!
544
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,300
Fool woman!
545
00:35:12,335 --> 00:35:15,365
Jive turkey!
546
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,900
Rise and shine, Professor.
547
00:35:17,935 --> 00:35:19,865
I bought breakfast.
548
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,965
I found out what
this war is all about.
549
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,400
It seems the U.S. Lost the battle
of the Coral Sea during World War II
550
00:35:25,435 --> 00:35:27,965
and the Japanese
invaded Australia.
551
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
When the Nazis surrendered, the
Russians entered the Pacific war
552
00:35:31,035 --> 00:35:32,900
and helped liberate
North Australia.
553
00:35:32,935 --> 00:35:35,265
But they never
gave it back.
554
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,800
Now the North's
attacking the South...
555
00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:39,265
Mmm.
556
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:43,065
Different Earths,
identical mayhem.
557
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,500
I spent all morning
looking for our friends.
558
00:35:45,535 --> 00:35:49,265
No go.
559
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:52,165
Hmmm. Cookies...
560
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,250
peanut butter,
Ritz crackers.
561
00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:56,192
Wolfgang Puck
you are not.
562
00:35:56,227 --> 00:35:58,065
Beggars can't be
choosers.
563
00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:00,165
We're not exactly rolling
in the dough, you know?
564
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,900
Oh... I bought us some clothes
at a second-hand store.
565
00:36:03,935 --> 00:36:05,765
I took a guess
at your size.
566
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,165
You could change in the
bathroom if you want.
567
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,200
Well, that's... that's
damnably kind of you, my boy.
568
00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:15,200
Well done.
569
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,500
Is this
some kind of joke,
570
00:36:18,535 --> 00:36:20,965
- Mr. Mallory?
- Yes...
571
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,850
I think you look
very cool, Professor.
572
00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:26,665
"Ultra-hip," if you
will. Yes, I'm sure.
573
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:29,700
- Now, let's get back to this equation.
- I solved that already.
574
00:36:29,735 --> 00:36:31,665
What?
It wasn't that hard.
575
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,700
The important thing is,
I've got good news.
576
00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:35,665
There is a window
of opportunity,
577
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:39,100
a precise moment when we can access the gate...
578
00:36:39,135 --> 00:36:43,000
- FBI, open up!
- Kick it down!
579
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,665
- Don't move!
- Just hold still, kid.
580
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:49,700
If you move a muscle,
I'll have to blow your head off.
581
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,200
I don't suppose you people have ever
heard of a thing as a search warrant?
582
00:37:02,235 --> 00:37:04,200
We've heard of it
but we don't need one.
583
00:37:04,235 --> 00:37:06,165
President North's
new law
584
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,865
gives us a lot more leeway
with the likes of you.
585
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,900
Thank God we finally got an
honest man in the White House.
586
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,800
So you got any idea what
they're trying to cook up?
587
00:37:18,835 --> 00:37:21,400
Could be some kind of
elaborate pipe bomb.
588
00:37:21,435 --> 00:37:24,065
Pipe bomb?
You blistering idiot!
589
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:28,100
A pipe bomb is child's play
compared to that.
590
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,365
Well, that is to say, it's...
591
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,300
it's... it's... it's
nothing like a pipe bomb.
592
00:37:37,335 --> 00:37:41,300
It's... it's...
593
00:37:45,135 --> 00:37:47,365
Rembrandt! Rembrandt!
594
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,965
Rembrandt!
595
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,200
It was "The Crying Man. " He didn't
see me, but I've got to stop him!
596
00:37:54,235 --> 00:37:57,000
You're not going
anywhere! Drop your guns!
597
00:37:57,035 --> 00:37:59,265
Drop those guns.
598
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,800
Go. Off with you,
Mr. Mallory. Quick.
599
00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:15,965
Rembrandt, stop!
600
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,500
Rembrandt!
601
00:38:18,535 --> 00:38:21,865
Rembrandt, no!
Rembrandt!
602
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,500
Speaking of tripping,
look at that fool.
603
00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:27,667
There oughta be
some kind of a law.
604
00:38:27,702 --> 00:38:30,800
Wait a minute!
Hey, that's Q-Ball.
605
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,500
It's you!
Where's the Professor?
606
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:43,067
Go, go, go!
607
00:38:43,102 --> 00:38:45,451
Move, move!
608
00:38:45,486 --> 00:38:47,765
Get in the car!
609
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,600
Come on, Professor,
come on, come on.
610
00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:52,767
Come on!
611
00:38:52,802 --> 00:38:54,865
Go, go!
612
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,200
Seems like you two make
friends wherever you go.
613
00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:01,200
Why am I
not surprised?
614
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,800
The problem with
the Australian conflict is,
615
00:39:09,835 --> 00:39:11,765
it's an undeclared war,
616
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,465
a war run by politicians
playing for a stalemate.
617
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,800
It's likely to go on for a
long time without resolution
618
00:39:18,835 --> 00:39:21,000
and a lot of good people
are gonna die.
619
00:39:21,035 --> 00:39:24,117
Bummer.
620
00:39:24,152 --> 00:39:27,165
I'm not advising you
not to go...
621
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,900
I'm just... urging you to follow
your conscience.
622
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,965
How about that,
fellas?
623
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,350
Leave the girl alone
for a day or two,
624
00:39:35,385 --> 00:39:37,700
and she becomes
a full-fledged guru.
625
00:39:37,735 --> 00:39:41,700
Quinn!
626
00:39:44,935 --> 00:39:47,465
Yes, well...
627
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,765
that was remarkably
stupid of you, Miss Wade.
628
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,600
You know nothing of this
world, nothing of their war,
629
00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:55,400
The proper position should
have been, "No comment. "
630
00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:58,065
Some truths
are universal.
631
00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:01,365
Besides, if we can bring
some of the things
632
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,700
that we've learned on our
world to parallel cultures,
633
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,065
then I say,
"Go for it. "
634
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:08,000
We can't just slide from
place to place aimlessly.
635
00:40:08,035 --> 00:40:10,565
We have to get
involved.
636
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,800
And don't tell me what to do! Ow!
637
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,900
I'm not your student. Save it, you two.
638
00:40:16,935 --> 00:40:18,800
Oh, we better go.
639
00:40:18,835 --> 00:40:22,800
Come on.
640
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,965
Everybody out!
641
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000
All right, all right.
Right here.
642
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,565
What are our
chances of getting home?
643
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,100
No one knows how many
parallel Earths there are.
644
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,465
There may be six,
600 or six million.
645
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,600
- I got the weapons.
- Right.
646
00:40:41,635 --> 00:40:43,700
If it's six, home's
just around the corner.
647
00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:45,665
What if there's six million?
648
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:47,965
Then we have an awful
lot of sliding to do.
649
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,750
- Come on, let's go!
- All right, let's do it!
650
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:55,500
Thank you for your
hospitality, and goodbye! Yah!
651
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:01,400
Stay cool, y'all. Great car!
Sorry about the lights! Yah!
652
00:41:01,435 --> 00:41:04,567
- Don't go!
- Don't go, please!
653
00:41:04,602 --> 00:41:07,801
I have to, you guys.
But thanks for everything!
654
00:41:07,836 --> 00:41:11,000
- Don't go!
- And remember, all you need is love.
655
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:14,267
Love is all you need.
656
00:41:14,302 --> 00:41:17,500
Freeze!
Hold it right there!
657
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,100
You okay?
658
00:41:31,135 --> 00:41:35,100
There.
659
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,800
48 minutes
until the next window.
660
00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:43,900
Unless... unless
this is home...
661
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,400
Can anyone hear a curious rumbling sound
662
00:41:58,435 --> 00:42:01,167
that appears to be
coming from the west?
663
00:42:01,202 --> 00:42:04,551
What do you say we
just wait right here?
664
00:42:04,586 --> 00:42:07,900
Whatever it is, it'll
be here soon enough.
665
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,800
There's something
y'all should know...
666
00:42:19,835 --> 00:42:23,800
I can't swim.
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