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God, it hurts me to see you in pain.
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See? All better.
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- What are you doing?
- Checking for my nipple.
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- Where's Mr. Fluffy?
- Your cat?
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He was hungry,
so I threw him out the window.
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Pop.
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Fluffy.
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Pop, don't kid me like that.
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But I know you love Mr. Fluffy.
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Now, go on, kiss him.
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I'll do better than that.
I'll give him some advice: Grow wings.
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Sit down.
I'm making breakfast this morning.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Use a napkin.
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You wouldn't, perchance,
be miffed at me...
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...because I lost the fight,
would you?
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"Lost" is such a harsh word.
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Let's just say you came in second.
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Here, I got a special treat for you.
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Hey, don't worry.
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There are plenty of other opportunities
out there for a smart guy like me.
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Oh, definitely, definitely.
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Name any one of the Great Lakes.
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Lake Folbert.
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Remember? Where you taught me
how to swim?
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What a great lake.
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Hey, I'm still gonna
make you proud of me.
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I used a couple of connections
in the business world...
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...and I got myself a job as a busboy.
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A busboy? Hey, that's great.
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Say, bring me home
a half-eaten roll, will you?
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We need a new plan for you.
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I want more for you than...
Than just being me.
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As wonderful as I am.
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You know, Pop,
you and Mom were a lot alike.
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One of the last things
she said to me was:
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"Whatever you be,
be more than your father."
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- Hi, Vinnie.
- Hi, Mona.
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Vinnie, why don't you
tell your father...
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...that my mom needs everything
in her apartment fixed now.
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Everything in her apartment? Why?
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Because then we can spend
the next two weeks alone.
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Mona, Mona.
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- Why don't you come back a little later.
- Really? When?
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Well, when you're no longer a felony.
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Where is he?
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Charlie.
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- Hey, Al.
- Vinnie.
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So, Al, did you happen to watch
the kid's fight?
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No, no, I listened to it on the radio.
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I was gonna watch it on TV...
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...but I don't have one anymore.
I bet it on your kid.
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Al, I know that feels good,
but it's not gonna bring your TV back.
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Well, that TV was my baby.
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Got me through a lot of rough times.
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I watched it
when we conceived our two kids.
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I remember putting my forearm
in Peg's mouth to shut her up...
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...so I could hear Get Smart.
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Yeah, for Bud-- For Bud I wised up...
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...put her head by the foot of the bed
so I could watch too.
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Now it doesn't matter which way
I turn her, the magic is gone.
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Mr. Bundy, I'll buy you a TV.
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I got a new job.
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Yeah. Share my pride, he's a busboy.
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Al, you're not much more
than a busboy.
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My kid's at a difficult age...
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...where he just might turn into a you.
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Help him out. Give him some advice.
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Don't marry.
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Don't marry.
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It's only good for the woman.
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Yeah, see, women got it made.
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They find some guy to marry...
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...then they steal his youth,
his paycheck and his dreams.
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Oh, yeah, then their butt gets big.
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Then you die, and their butt
gets smaller...
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...till the next guy comes along.
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Next to being a dog,
a beautiful woman is the thing to be.
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I'm sorry, Al, but you don't have
the butt to be a beautiful woman.
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I let myself go.
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Hey, don't run yourself down.
You still got a beautiful smile.
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Do you two wanna be alone
or anything?
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Do you mind? He was just gonna
say something nice to me.
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The moment's passed.
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You know what we should have done
when we were young studs?
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Married us a couple of rich babes.
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See, that way, all we have to do
is get up late.
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- Yeah.
- Pump a little iron to stay in shape.
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- Yeah.
- Let the robe pop open a little...
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...show the maid what she could have
if she saved her pennies.
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And settle back on the couch,
get stinking drunk...
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...and pick your feet
till the cows come home.
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I can't think of a fuller,
more satisfying life.
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But time has passed us by.
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Young women today
don't understand...
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...that we don't wanna
go right to sleep after sex.
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We have to.
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I guess it's a young man's world.
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I think I am getting
a new Verducci master plan.
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No.
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Please, no.
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Yes. I love this plan.
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And for it to work, you are gonna
have to meet a rich woman.
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No, no,
I know what you're gonna say:
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"There's a shortage of rich women
in our tenement."
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Hey, Charlie, I was thinking about
what you were saying...
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...but I don't have to go to sleep after
sex. I wanna go to sleep after sex.
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I-- I welcome the darkness.
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Anyhow...
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...there'll be plenty of rich women...
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...at that fundraiser
you are busboying tonight.
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So here's my plan:
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We go, we have a bite to eat,
and you marry a millionaire.
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You with me?
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No.
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He's so cute.
He thinks he has a vote.
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See? What's so difficult?
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Stand on a couple of garbage cans...
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...you break a window...
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...and you're in high society.
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Let's go charm the crap
out of these people.
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Look, you don't have to worry.
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To prepare us, I have read Trump...
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...The Wall Street Journal...
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...and a magazine called
Rich Babes In Chains.
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Now, I have distilled their wisdom
into three key phrases.
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So if you get confused, simply say
either "How about that market?"...
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..."Damned Democrats"...
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...or "Punish me,
I've been very, very bad."
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As for myself, I'm not worried,
because, hey, I fit in anywhere.
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Over here.
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You call this a meatball?
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Bet a couple of days ago
it had a saddle on it.
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Be gone with you.
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We're gonna get thrown out of here.
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We don't belong.
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See, Pop, it's like I learned
in high school.
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This famous philosopher--
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I can't remember his name.
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said, "The poor...."
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Jeez, I don't remember
what he said either.
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What'd he say?
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I don't know. All right, the point is,
we're poor, they're rich...
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...and that's the way it should be.
They're just better than us, that's all.
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Hey, I know who it was.
It was the Greek guy there, Pluto.
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Nelson. You were away all summer.
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Well, it gets insufferably warm
in August...
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...so we took the yacht
to the Greek islands.
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And then my Puffy
just had to go to Madrid...
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...to pick some tapestries
for the new villa.
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Yes, I know how that is.
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Oh, look, the meatballs.
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That's better than us?
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Hey, they couldn't live for one minute
in our neighborhood...
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...but I could live a lifetime in theirs.
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And I intend to.
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Pop. No, Pop, don't.
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Nelson.
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Charles.
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Verducci.
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Greece, at the yacht club.
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Say, did Puffy get those tapestries
she was talking about?
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You know that Puffster,
she always gets what she's after.
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And as I recall,
she was always after this guy.
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Same old Charles.
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00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,526
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, same old Charles.
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Well, you boys
seem to be having fun.
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- I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
- Well, allow me.
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Kathleen Morgan,
meet my very dear friend...
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Charles Verducci. What do you say?
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Well, I see by your shirt that
you've been sampling our meatballs.
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And I see by your shirt
you got mighty powerful buttons.
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Okay, if he can do it, I can do it.
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I'm a rich guy. I fit in.
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How about that market?
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What about it?
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Damned Democrats.
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What about them?
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Punish me, I've been very, very bad.
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United Chemical,
that's where I'm putting my money.
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Well, I think it's overpriced.
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Stick with the blue chip
of the blue-chippers, IBM.
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What do you like, Charles?
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Long hair, short dresses
and big hooters.
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Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
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You've been to a lot of these things.
Let me ask you something:
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Do I look like I belong here?
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You look like you belong
anywhere you wanna be.
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Well, where I wanna be is in
a cold place, holding a warm you.
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So, what do you say
after this fiasco, you and I go--?
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What the hell are you doing?
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We're not here to bag a waitress.
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I like waitresses.
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I like waitresses too.
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00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,119
But tonight we're after bigger game.
Now, go mingle with the rich.
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Pop, why is it always me
in the Verducci master plan, huh?
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I'm tired of being the pawn
in your cosmic game of checkers.
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Why don't you marry a millionaire?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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You got a real cute one over there
giving you the buffalo eye.
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- Oh, yeah? Who?
- Yeah. Over there.
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Oh, would that it could be.
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But that one, see, she's married.
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In fact, to two guys. So, hey, one of
them drops dead, I'm still out of luck.
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- You get it?
- I got it.
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- You okay? Good.
- Yeah.
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Now, so get back to work, okay?
And just think:
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"Millionaire, millionaire."
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Millionaire, millionaire. All right.
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Millionaire, millionaire.
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Did you know I was a millionaire?
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Miss, excuse me,
I think you dropped your purse.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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You just wanted to see me
bend over, didn't you?
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What were you thinking?
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Well, let's just say I retasted
that meatball I ate a while ago.
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Oh, your son seems to be quite popular
with our young ladies.
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Kid's got the Verducci charm.
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No, I've got the Verducci charm.
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00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,482
You're not allowed in the men's room,
are you?
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Of course not.
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Well, that's where I'll be.
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It's an interesting point, Nelson.
Very well put.
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I don't wanna give my son a job
in any of my many companies.
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That's no way to learn responsibility.
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I'm wondering, maybe you can give him
some kind of an executive position.
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But, hey, don't spoil the boy.
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Start him off at, what,
three, four hundred thousand.
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Dollars?
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Go back to nodding.
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So, what do you say?
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Where did the boy go to school?
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P.S. 124.
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Yale.
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Oh, my son went to Yale.
Let me call him over.
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Did I say Yale? Silly me.
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I meant to say Harvard.
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Well, my son went to Harvard.
Let me call him over.
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I didn't mean Harvard.
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Where did I go?
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Go over there.
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- Over there?
- Yeah, over there.
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Okay, I'll be over here.
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Okay, here's the truth.
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Once he was
a very promising scholar...
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...but then he had
this tricycle accident.
246
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,794
Okay, here's the truth.
247
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,762
Look, we know each other
for so long.
248
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,465
We're such good friends
I feel I can be honest with you.
249
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:49,169
Now, I should have mentioned it
in Greece, but, you know, yacht...
250
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,838
...tapestries, Zorba...
251
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,773
So here it is:
252
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,811
The kid's a genius, but he's lazy.
253
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,814
So I'm thinking, I'll cut him off,
you give him a job...
254
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:05,151
...but he's gotta make do on the lousy
400 grand a year you pay him.
255
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,820
Let him suffer a little.
256
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,756
It works.
257
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,960
That's what my dad had to do to me.
258
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,930
- Now, I learned my lesson.
- Yeah.
259
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,932
Well, then we're in agreement.
260
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,034
Oh, Charles.
261
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:25,405
Oh, I'm sorry to drag him away,
but this is very important.
262
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,273
Charles.
263
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,211
I was hoping to see you at
the Littlefield party next week...
264
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,180
...but I checked and your name
is not on the guest list.
265
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,183
Oh, it's a horrible oversight.
266
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:42,188
By the way, are my dear friends
Roger and Nelson gonna be there?
267
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,857
Why, yes.
268
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,825
Well, then I must be there too.
269
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,795
Oh, I'm afraid it's just impossible.
270
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,436
What the hell. I was a Marine.
271
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,850
The party's at 8:30.
272
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,861
How you doing, Pop?
273
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,732
Great. I'm even starting
to get some feeling back in my tongue.
274
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,970
You know, it's amazing.
I was just musing about our evening--
275
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,974
You know, the difference yet the
sameness between the rich and poor.
276
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,111
and as the philosopher--
277
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,647
I can't remember his name.
- said:
278
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,982
"The rich...."
279
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,485
No, no. "The poor...."
280
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,888
No, wait. Jeez, I don't remember
what the guy said.
281
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,258
But I remember
it shaped my young life.
282
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,561
What the hell was it?
283
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,331
It doesn't matter.
You got the gist of it.
284
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:04,103
The important thing is that, through my
God-given charm and Verducciness...
285
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,339
...my master plan is working.
286
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,575
And I got phone numbers
shoved in my pocket...
287
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,110
...by every pretty girl in that room.
288
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,047
So I guess what I'm saying is
I won't be home nights...
289
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,416
...for about a year.
290
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,318
Wait a minute.
291
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:21,721
You're not gonna sleep with
any of them till we got a commitment.
292
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,126
We gotta start thinking like women.
293
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,830
No band on the hand,
no nooky for Cookie.
294
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:39,505
Not even the one who dots
the "I" in her name with a mouth?
295
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,743
No.
296
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,347
You're just gonna have to follow
the Verducci master plan...
297
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,683
...or bad things will happen
to Mr. Fluffy.
298
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,286
You wouldn't.
299
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,722
Hey, as much as I love him,
if you say no...
300
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,292
...he's on a plate of noodles
in a Thai restaurant.
301
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,196
Pop, come on. You know
he understands everything.
302
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,367
I hope so, because nothing
is gonna stand in the way of my dream.
303
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,303
You are gonna find yourself
a rich woman to marry.
304
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:14,374
And even if you don't, only good things
happen when you're around money.
305
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,709
Money gives money good jobs.
306
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,112
Money gives money stock tips.
307
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,448
And let's face it, what the hell's
the worst thing that could happen?
308
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,618
Money could run over us with its car.
309
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,922
Then we sue money's ass.
310
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,293
So are you with me?
311
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:38,164
- I'm with you, Pop.
- That's my boy.
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