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Come on, Al,
is that the best you can do?
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Peg, I can't concentrate if you're gonna
keep shouting instructions.
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Not like that, you moron.
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Who taught you to do this anyway?
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All right, that's it, I quit.
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Haven't we done enough for one day?
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Oh, all right.
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At least you did something.
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I'm sick of spending my day off
scooping doody.
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Damn dog. Why can't he use
Marcie's yard like everybody else?
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Well, here's another "why" for you
to ponder, honey.
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Why'd you bring the doody
in the house?
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For the fun part, Peg. Watch this.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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I hit a PowerWalker, Peg.
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She's coming in!
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Come on, Bud.
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My assignment for modelling school
is to take a total wreck of a human...
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...a complete fashion frog,
and do a makeover.
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Please, I need an absolute zero...
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...and everyone says
that you'd be perfect.
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I have carefully crafted my look
over the years...
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...into the finally honed babe-train
you see before you.
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To look at me is to love me.
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Sometimes love's a hurting thing.
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I'm not like the other girls you know.
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I don't want to change your face
or your body...
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...or your odious personality.
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Just give me a shot at your clothes.
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And what is wrong
with my clothes, Kel?
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Nothing, Yoda.
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If you're referring to the jacket...
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...the salesgirl said Kevin Costner
swears by these jackets.
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And it is not a Yoda jacket.
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If it was, it wouldn't have been
next to the Dick Tracy raincoats.
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Oh, God.
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I'm dressed like an action figure.
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Help. Help me.
Shoot me. Dress me.
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There, there, Ewok.
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Trust me.
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When I'm through with you,
the only laughter you'll hear...
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...is when you're out of your clothes.
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Oh, Al, take me again.
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I didn't even know
I was taking you then.
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I tripped on a box and then I thought
the furnace fell on me.
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Probably God,
personally delivering a plague.
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Excuse me,
is this magnificent beast yours?
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Yes, but she's very expensive.
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No, I meant the dog.
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- I don't know it. Chased it off the lawn.
- It's not our dog.
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If you can tell me whom he belongs to,
it might be worth $10,000 to the owner.
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Ah, look Peg,
that's our beloved family pet.
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I'm interested in using your dog
as a stud.
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Well, let me ask the dog.
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What do you say, boy?
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Well, he's not the most attractive man
in the world...
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...but he's got a kind face.
Don't you think you could maybe do--?
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It's not for me, you nitwit.
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It's for my dog.
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For your dog, yeah.
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Why don't you go upstairs
and get Buck's jacket...
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...and his little collar,
you know, his evening collar.
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Yeah, and maybe I better
throw in his muzzle.
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We wouldn't want the other "dog"
to get his hand bit.
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- Perhaps I should explain.
- Perhaps you should do it from there.
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I am the proud owner
of grand champion...
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...Astoria's Lady of Marseilles.
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Winner of the best of breed,
Edinburgh International Dog Show.
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I believe she is the best briard bitch
on the circuit today.
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I want to mate her with your dog...
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...whose fine bones
I couldn't help but notice...
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...as he fell down
when he lifted his leg to pee.
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Well, that can happen to a guy.
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Many's a time my leg falls asleep,
before you know it... on your side.
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Spare us, Al.
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Relive some old football memories
in your head or something.
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I'm gonna talk to this man.
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So how do we get that 10 thou?
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By breeding your champion
with mine.
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I'll fly her in from Munich...
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...and upon successful breeding...
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...I will pay the stud fee of $10,000.
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Here's my card.
Call me to arrange a date.
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Oh, and by the way...
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...my Astoria is
a very discerning dog.
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So, for God's sakes, please...
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...brush your dog's teeth.
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Did you hear that, Al?
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Wake up, Gipper.
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Look at him, Al.
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Our home finally has a breadwinner.
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- And he's a good boy too.
- Oh, Buck.
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- A good boy.
- You're gonna make a lot of money.
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- I was All-City, you know, boy.
- Oh, good boy.
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God, what is taking him so long?
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Bud, come down here.
The girls from my class are waiting.
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I'm not ready.
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What do you care about your grade?
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You're getting a cut of $10,000
from your dog anyway.
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Yeah, I'm probably gonna
have to put that away for my old age.
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You know, the big two-five
is not so far away.
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I'm ready.
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Okay. Now we all remember
what Bud looked like before, right?
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Yeah, well, hold that thought...
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...while I introduce you
to the new Bud lite.
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Budrick.
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What do you think, ladies?
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Early James Dean
or the Bride of Leavenworth?
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Well, you'll notice how the attention
has been subtly diverted...
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...from the danger area,
his face...
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...by the hat
and the plunging neckline...
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...which, if he had a chest,
would now be exposed.
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Kelly, you're gonna get an A for sure.
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I'm gonna go change
and hang myself in the shower now.
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Oh, please, not yet.
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Wouldn't you like to go
to the movies...
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...or my Dad's condo?
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Hey, I was gonna ask.
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I always liked him.
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Well, then wait till
I'm through with him.
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Thank you, but the entertainment
is over for the day.
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The clown must rest.
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I don't believe any of you
for a second.
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Well, would you believe this?
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Well, how about this?
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- He's mine.
- He's mine.
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He's mine. I saw him first
when he came down the stairs.
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Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Now we're all adults here.
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There's plenty of room on this body
for all of your hands.
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Kel, tell Mom I'll be home in a couple
of days and to buy some food...
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...because I'm gonna be hungry.
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Mother. Father.
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Hey, how did Buck do?
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Did he and the girl dog consummate?
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00:10:04,325 --> 00:10:05,626
Well, not exactly.
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00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:08,128
Buck got this really confused
look on his face...
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...like he had no idea what to do.
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I know that look well.
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00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:18,396
If I've seen it once,
I've seen it once every three months.
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00:10:18,858 --> 00:10:21,761
Now, Peg,
there's $10,000 at stake here.
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Not nearly enough
for what I'm about to do.
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But if you want to get rich,
sometimes you have to get dirty.
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Peg, let's go upstairs.
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I want Buck to learn from the best.
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Come on, Buck. Come on, boy.
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- Come here, boy.
- Gee, Al.
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You were magnificent.
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Where does he get it from?
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I don't think I've ever seen
a dog try to cover his eyes...
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...with his paws before.
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Well, that's what
I don't understand, Peg.
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If he could copy that from me,
why couldn't he copy the rest?
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00:11:19,924 --> 00:11:24,728
Well, he does change his underwear
and socks as often as you do.
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She's just kidding, boy.
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She knows as well as we do
that the man is the king.
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What are you doing?
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We're trying to make him
wanna have sex.
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Isn't that a good boy!
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The man is the king.
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He loves me till I scream,
"Oh, baby, oh, baby, please stop."
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Hey, here's a proud beauty,
hey, boy?
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Legs that won't quit.
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Quite a saucy little lilt of the tail.
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Look at that come-hither look
on her snout.
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Now what I would do if I were you,
next time you hop that briard...
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...I'd just close my eyes and pretend
I was Bundifying a poodle.
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Listen to him, Buck.
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He satisfied me.
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Look how happy I am.
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Gee, Al, nice to see you
down on all fours...
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...like your forefathers.
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Next perhaps you could
point to a wheel and say:
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"Me no understand wheel thing.
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Wanna buy some shoes?"
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Well, it looks like something
that come from the Colonel, all right.
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But the legs are picked clean...
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...and I don't see any breasts.
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That was a good one, hey, boy?
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Well, from where I stand,
the brain has been picked clean...
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...and I can't find any hair.
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So, what's he doing?
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Regaling Buck with his
high school football stories?
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Buck's heard all of those
a thousand times.
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Don't you two people understand
that what this dog needs to see...
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...is a strong,
undisputed male role model.
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Oh, Gigi's home.
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Thank you, ladies, but I think I can
make it the rest of the way myself.
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To be young again.
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Buck, make sure
no harm comes to the ladies.
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Son, those were girls
you were with, right?
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They're women now.
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Look, I didn't say anything
when you were...
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...lilacking around the house
the other day...
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...or yesterday when you were
wearing that skirt.
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"Kilt," Dad.
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Sure, son.
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But tell me something, Bud...
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...you will be playing baseball again,
won't you?
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Hey, Mom, Dad, did Bud tell you yet?
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Well, not in so many words,
but we're not blind.
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00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:30,853
Not that.
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I got an A for making him over.
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There was some
stiff competition too.
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One girl brought in a chimp wearing
a baseball cap and polka dot Speedos.
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But I got the A because
my teacher said...
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...that I had less raw material
to work with.
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Well, human-for-a-day,
the assignment's over.
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I gotta get these clothes
back to La Petit Poof.
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No way, meals-on-heels.
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I'm floating on an ocean of babes
and I needs my fishnets.
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Do you realize that it costs me
$25 a day to rent this stuff?
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Well, that's more than it costs
to rent you.
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Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly.
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Don't worry, Al. He's just rebelling.
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I did it myself for awhile.
Of course, I just drank...
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...drank beer
and smoked cigarettes.
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But then I wasn't rebelling
against heterosexuality.
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Speaking of which, I think
you've got a problem with your dog.
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Oh, we know all about it.
Neither he nor his master can perform.
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Well, I can't speak for Al.
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The satisfied look
on Peggy's face does that.
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00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,919
But your dog is a veritable windmill
out on my yard...
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...with every dog in the neighborhood.
Even the Henderson's lawn elf.
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He's out there every day.
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Peg, that's his trouble
with the briard...
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...he's exhausted!
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Well, I'll put a stop to this.
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Gee, this should be worth watching.
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00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:12,487
I don't think it's wise for Al to try
and break up a tryst between Buck...
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...and what appears to be a very large
rottweiler with a spiked collar.
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00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:21,653
Hey, not there.
Hey, watch it now.
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Well, Buck's been locked down
in the basement for two weeks now...
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...with absolutely no
female contact whatsoever.
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God, how I envy him.
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Watch this, Peg.
Buck!
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Lady Briard.
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Lassie.
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Nancy Reagan.
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See, that's why I never believed
that Sinatra story.
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Let's get him back in the mood.
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Buck...
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...Mommy's shoes.
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I'd say he's ready.
244
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:28,216
Honey, are you sure you should be
going out so soon?
245
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,083
I mean, the lockjaw just cleared up.
246
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,116
Come on. Here he is, Peg.
247
00:17:34,281 --> 00:17:35,782
Looking unintelligent as ever...
248
00:17:35,947 --> 00:17:38,716
...but from the looks of my Playboys
shredded down there...
249
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,083
...I'd say he's ready to rock
to the tune of ten grand.
250
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,115
Come on. Thattaboy.
251
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,681
Well, Al, be careful.
252
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,316
I heard that the McGinty's poodle
was in heat.
253
00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:51,749
Heel, boy. Heel, heel!
254
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:04,451
Oh, and you know, so is the Ritter's
Irish setter right across the street.
255
00:18:04,646 --> 00:18:06,681
You're killing me, boy!
256
00:18:10,479 --> 00:18:13,549
And also the Finley's beagle
behind our house.
257
00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:25,582
Yep, I used to play hockey
and I was great.
258
00:18:25,746 --> 00:18:28,682
Then I said to myself,
"Bud, you're an artist...
259
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,282
...and very handsome.
260
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,515
Why would you let your
violent side takeover?
261
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:38,583
If you must swing a stick,
swing a stick for love."
262
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:42,181
That's beautiful.
263
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:44,080
Take me.
264
00:18:48,445 --> 00:18:52,082
Well, it's been a while since--
265
00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:57,915
It's been a while since your daddy
took Buck to do the deed.
266
00:18:58,078 --> 00:19:01,148
That 10,000 bucks
should be on the way.
267
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:04,514
Well, that's good, Mom,
because I'm running low on lamé.
268
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,148
Did they reinstitute the draft
or something?
269
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,880
- He's here. We're rich!
- Yes.
270
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:15,280
Oh, Al, give me that check.
271
00:19:15,778 --> 00:19:18,314
Honey, this isn't a check for $10,000.
272
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:21,181
This is a bill for $10,000.
273
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:25,315
If you look a little closer,
you'll see it's a bill for $100,000.
274
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,280
You see, Buck was ready all right.
275
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:34,813
A little bit more ready
than our Lady of Astoria...
276
00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:39,649
...or should I say
"the late Lady of Astoria."
277
00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:43,146
To death, Al?
278
00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:49,013
And beyond, Peg.
279
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:54,447
But don't worry, the hundred thou
is payable over a three day period.
280
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:58,380
So I figure, you know, a couple
of busy days at the shoe store...
281
00:19:58,544 --> 00:20:01,613
...maybe a lemonade stand
manned by my two daughters here...
282
00:20:03,809 --> 00:20:06,379
...we'll be able to save enough
to buy a chocolate bar...
283
00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:09,879
...and maybe some nylons
for my new cellmate, Bruno.
284
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,912
Daddy, if it'll help any...
285
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:17,346
...you can have my share
of the $10,000.
286
00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:23,646
I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
287
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:29,446
Excuse me, so you're not
getting a cut of $10,000?
288
00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:31,011
Well, no, but...
289
00:20:31,176 --> 00:20:34,312
...what difference does that make
when we have what we have?
290
00:20:36,509 --> 00:20:38,278
Have that.
291
00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:42,279
Fine. There's plenty more
where you came from, babe.
292
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:46,244
I gotta see this.
293
00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:50,512
- He didn't get the money.
- Let's burn him!
294
00:20:52,341 --> 00:20:55,278
- Not there. Watch it, now!
- Kill him!
295
00:20:57,642 --> 00:21:00,144
Ah, honey, don't be sad.
296
00:21:00,308 --> 00:21:03,444
The worst thing that happened
is that we owe another hundred grand.
297
00:21:03,608 --> 00:21:07,345
I mean, what are they gonna do?
Garnish your pay check?
298
00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:13,076
Yeah, or yours.
299
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:18,478
You know, go into
the kids' college funds?
300
00:21:19,941 --> 00:21:23,545
Or our retirement money?
We don't have any!
301
00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:28,243
Or our life insurance.
302
00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:32,876
We have nothing.
303
00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:40,278
You really know
how to make me feel better, babe.
304
00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:44,278
And you know what you could do
to make me feel better.
305
00:21:44,841 --> 00:21:46,109
Way ahead of you, babe.
306
00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:14,375
Hey, how about that one?
307
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,542
You're the king, baby.
308
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:18,909
You got that right.
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