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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,259 --> 00:01:16,361 Last week on Married With Children... 2 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:18,294 ...the Bundys went on vacation... 3 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:21,429 ...and got stranded in Lucifer, New Mexico. 4 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,128 They met an old prospector... 5 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:27,194 ...who offered to trade his gold mine... 6 00:01:27,359 --> 00:01:29,261 ...for the family's old Dodge. 7 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:31,495 A Dodge is a damn fine car. 8 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,396 Ran over my wife with a Dodge. 9 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:36,228 Then the prospector warned them... 10 00:01:36,393 --> 00:01:38,962 ...gold can turn families against each other. 11 00:01:39,159 --> 00:01:40,460 Just like my life now... 12 00:01:40,626 --> 00:01:43,496 ...except I'd have gold in both fists, saying "Yippee, yippee." 13 00:01:43,659 --> 00:01:45,995 With Al's car, and Marcie's and Jefferson's money... 14 00:01:46,159 --> 00:01:48,661 ...they bought the mine and set out to strike it rich. 15 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,428 Well, the plot's simple enough. 16 00:01:50,626 --> 00:01:53,429 And now, Married With Children continues. 17 00:02:03,726 --> 00:02:06,829 See, son, I saved us some money already. 18 00:02:06,992 --> 00:02:09,628 We didn't need no pack mules. 19 00:02:18,326 --> 00:02:22,263 - Could somebody help us out? - Well, sure, honey. 20 00:02:22,593 --> 00:02:24,595 - Come on, you can make it! - Come on! 21 00:02:24,759 --> 00:02:25,826 Come on, you can do it! 22 00:02:25,992 --> 00:02:28,194 Hurry it up now. Down those steps. 23 00:02:28,359 --> 00:02:30,228 Put it over there. There you go. 24 00:02:30,393 --> 00:02:32,294 Hey, now, that wasn't tough. 25 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:34,461 Let's unpack these picks and shovels... 26 00:02:34,626 --> 00:02:38,397 ...and the rest of this western crap, and start digging. 27 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:42,697 Daddy, it is so hot, you could lay an egg on the sidewalk. 28 00:02:46,092 --> 00:02:47,394 Look, Al... 29 00:02:47,559 --> 00:02:49,862 ...we just got done lugging the mining supplies... 30 00:02:50,025 --> 00:02:51,594 ...plus your necessities. 31 00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:55,162 You know, two 12-packs of Aurora White... 32 00:02:56,025 --> 00:03:01,231 ...a newspaper, and the Preparation H with sunscreen. 33 00:03:02,592 --> 00:03:04,794 - We want to rest. - Rest? 34 00:03:04,992 --> 00:03:08,529 There are still three hours of 100,000-degree daylight left. 35 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:11,094 Now come on, let's go to work. Let's go to work. 36 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,495 Let's go, Marcie. There's gold in them thar hills. 37 00:03:13,658 --> 00:03:15,694 Let's get off our duffs. 38 00:03:15,859 --> 00:03:17,260 Thank you, honey. 39 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:20,661 Now would you bend over and give me a target? 40 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,662 You know, Al, I've been thinking, I believe we should just take a rest. 41 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:27,428 Oh, you tenderfeet. 42 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,328 Do you realize where we're standing? 43 00:03:30,492 --> 00:03:34,462 Well, I don't know about us, but you're standing in coyote doody. 44 00:03:36,525 --> 00:03:38,160 Aside from that. 45 00:03:38,325 --> 00:03:39,926 Now look here. 46 00:03:40,092 --> 00:03:42,161 We're in the wild, wild West. 47 00:03:42,325 --> 00:03:44,427 And I wanna see a little pioneer spirit. 48 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,427 Wanna see me a little gumption. 49 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:48,093 I wanna see me a little-- Ladybug. 50 00:03:48,258 --> 00:03:50,627 - Get him! Get him! - Stay away! Stay away! 51 00:03:59,892 --> 00:04:01,761 Now look here. 52 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:05,428 - I'm sick of your female whining. - Yeah. 53 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,360 Now, we have a chance to get rich here. 54 00:04:08,525 --> 00:04:11,328 He who dares, wins. He who seeks, finds. 55 00:04:11,492 --> 00:04:13,327 He who digs... 56 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:15,360 ...golds. 57 00:04:15,725 --> 00:04:18,294 Now, Peg, we've seen it with our own eyes. 58 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:23,130 There's nuggets in this here mine as big as your mother's behind. 59 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:28,496 And just like your mother's behind, it's there for the taking. 60 00:04:30,024 --> 00:04:33,027 By anyone with the with the courage to reach out and grab it. 61 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:38,094 Now I feels like getting rich. 62 00:04:38,258 --> 00:04:40,360 How many of you mangy varmints are with me? 63 00:04:40,525 --> 00:04:42,527 I'm with you! 64 00:04:42,725 --> 00:04:45,528 - Come on. - I got a tray, okay. 65 00:04:46,891 --> 00:04:48,192 All right, good. 66 00:04:48,392 --> 00:04:50,927 Now, if anybody needs me... 67 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,793 ...I got a little work to do myself. 68 00:05:03,492 --> 00:05:04,893 Would you look at him? 69 00:05:05,058 --> 00:05:06,926 And we followed him. 70 00:05:07,091 --> 00:05:08,760 What were we thinking? 71 00:05:08,924 --> 00:05:10,926 He's never found anything, you know. 72 00:05:11,091 --> 00:05:13,494 Not even change in the street. 73 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:17,995 He can barely find his ear with his finger. 74 00:05:18,891 --> 00:05:20,292 Yeah. 75 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:23,395 Or chew gum at the same time. 76 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:30,194 Should she be out in the sun? 77 00:05:31,891 --> 00:05:35,695 Hey, Peg, look, it's a flip-top lid! 78 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:42,227 Good, baby. 79 00:05:42,391 --> 00:05:45,394 Oh, I am dying of thirst. 80 00:05:49,158 --> 00:05:52,962 - Anyone else want some water? - It's not water, it's sweat. 81 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,493 Eureka! 82 00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:02,993 Oh, mighty one in the heavens, who created... 83 00:06:03,158 --> 00:06:05,594 ...the mountains, the seas, and beer... 84 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:10,894 ...40 years of plague and darkness and now, finally, a light. 85 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:12,993 A golden light. 86 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,192 It's gold. 87 00:06:16,024 --> 00:06:17,559 What did you find, Al? 88 00:06:18,058 --> 00:06:19,659 Nothing. 89 00:06:23,324 --> 00:06:25,292 You know, this may be just a hunchback... 90 00:06:25,457 --> 00:06:27,960 ...but I think Daddy found something. 91 00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:33,892 It's gold, all right. 92 00:06:34,057 --> 00:06:36,726 - The bozo found gold. - We're rich! 93 00:06:36,891 --> 00:06:39,794 - We are rich! I wanna try! - Give me one of them. 94 00:06:40,624 --> 00:06:42,393 Get out of the way! 95 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:46,894 Hey, hey, I found it first! 96 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:56,559 It's so good to be alone with you, baby. 97 00:06:56,724 --> 00:07:00,661 Oh, I could hold you like this forever. 98 00:07:11,657 --> 00:07:14,060 This is for the apartment. 99 00:07:16,124 --> 00:07:18,459 This is for the Corvette. 100 00:07:19,557 --> 00:07:22,560 And this is for Miss February. 101 00:07:29,723 --> 00:07:31,325 Is this gold? 102 00:07:31,491 --> 00:07:33,659 No, honey. 103 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:36,893 Darn it, I haven't found any real gold. 104 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,326 I'll take that, Peg! 105 00:07:44,391 --> 00:07:48,461 If we found this much in three hours, imagine how much we'll find tomorrow. 106 00:07:48,623 --> 00:07:51,359 Oh, God, we're actually rich. 107 00:07:51,523 --> 00:07:53,925 What are you gonna do with your share, Marcie? 108 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,860 I'm gonna share mine with the poor. 109 00:07:59,257 --> 00:08:01,760 No, really. What are you gonna do with yours? 110 00:08:01,923 --> 00:08:05,694 I'm gonna buy a seal coat, a diamond car with condor floor mats... 111 00:08:05,857 --> 00:08:08,092 ...and a bald eagle hat. 112 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,726 - Oh, what about you, honey? - Nothing. 113 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:15,627 Absolutely nothing. I have everything I want... 114 00:08:16,124 --> 00:08:18,126 ...and everyone I want. 115 00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:26,161 By the way, would you be upset if I got a place of my own? 116 00:08:28,757 --> 00:08:30,425 Hey, Dad. 117 00:08:30,757 --> 00:08:32,525 I know what I'm gonna do. 118 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:36,527 I'm gonna get me a place right next to the old Playboy mansion. 119 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,459 You know, Hef's parties might have died down by now... 120 00:08:39,623 --> 00:08:43,761 ...but he can still sneak over the fence to get some young stuff at "Club Bud." 121 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:48,160 Here, let me get that spittle for you, son. 122 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:51,059 Kelly, what about you, dear? 123 00:08:51,223 --> 00:08:53,158 Is this gold? 124 00:08:53,556 --> 00:08:55,525 No, pumpkin. 125 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:57,424 I'll take that too, Peg! 126 00:08:57,590 --> 00:09:00,126 No, no, I got it. I got it. We got it. 127 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,358 My eye! Peg! 128 00:09:02,523 --> 00:09:04,024 Oh, Peg. 129 00:09:07,556 --> 00:09:09,525 What about you? What are you going to do? 130 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:13,560 Oh, I don't know. I'll probably make a few changes. 131 00:09:36,223 --> 00:09:37,491 Sorry I'm late. 132 00:09:37,656 --> 00:09:39,291 Oh, that's all right, sweetheart. 133 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:42,126 Just take your shirt off and put it on the moose head. 134 00:09:57,856 --> 00:10:01,860 You know, maybe redecorate or something. 135 00:10:02,756 --> 00:10:04,023 What about you, honey? 136 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,958 Honey? 137 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,859 And so that's how I defeated the robots... 138 00:10:25,022 --> 00:10:28,226 ...in the first intergalactic Super Bowl. 139 00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:31,624 So, what do you want to do now, girls? 140 00:10:31,789 --> 00:10:35,192 We'd just like to serve you, beautiful one. 141 00:10:38,522 --> 00:10:40,991 Well, what's on the menu? 142 00:10:41,156 --> 00:10:42,557 Massage. 143 00:10:42,722 --> 00:10:44,958 Whipped-cream bath. 144 00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:48,958 Spanking. 145 00:10:50,455 --> 00:10:52,624 Horsy ride. 146 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:59,026 Or shall we go back in our cages and frug for you again? 147 00:10:59,856 --> 00:11:01,357 Well, girls... 148 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,657 ...it's your dream. 149 00:11:04,756 --> 00:11:06,724 Sorry I'm late. 150 00:11:06,889 --> 00:11:08,624 Oh, that's all right, dear. 151 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:11,291 Just hang up your robe on the moose head. 152 00:11:35,188 --> 00:11:37,090 Oh, you know me, Peg. 153 00:11:37,255 --> 00:11:40,225 I probably won't even get off the couch. 154 00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:44,458 Hey, I have an idea. 155 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:47,258 How about if we all put our gold together in one sack... 156 00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:49,524 ...and then we divvy it up when we get home? 157 00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:52,657 Gee, that's a great idea for you, Kelly. 158 00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,090 You have nothing. 159 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,757 Yeah, I work harder than you. 160 00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:57,790 Why should I give you my gold? 161 00:11:57,955 --> 00:11:59,656 Because... 162 00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:01,656 ...I'm your daughter. 163 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,723 And you always will be, pumpkin... 164 00:12:03,888 --> 00:12:06,424 ...but you ain't gonna have no gold. 165 00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:09,223 Hey, Dad. 166 00:12:09,389 --> 00:12:11,858 Didn't that old prospector warn us all about greed? 167 00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,124 Fine. Then you give Kelly some of your gold. 168 00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:15,890 Yeah. 169 00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:20,057 Catch you at the mission, babe. 170 00:12:21,222 --> 00:12:23,591 All right, look, here's what we should do. 171 00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:26,457 Some of us are obviously working harder than others... 172 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,557 ...so I say, what everybody finds, everybody keeps. 173 00:12:29,721 --> 00:12:32,724 - We're responsible for our own goods. - That makes sense. 174 00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:34,857 - Well said, honey. - Touch my gold again... 175 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,456 ...and I'll slap you silly. 176 00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:40,657 All right, let's all turn in. 177 00:13:03,055 --> 00:13:05,624 Must have been a coyote. 178 00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:08,056 Yeah. 179 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,190 Must have been. 180 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:12,889 - Good night. - Good night. 181 00:13:13,055 --> 00:13:14,890 - Night. - Night. 182 00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:32,223 Al. 183 00:13:33,788 --> 00:13:35,490 What? 184 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:40,491 I think we should kill Marcie and Jefferson. 185 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:46,591 Peg, listen to what you're saying. 186 00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:50,258 They can work for days and gather more gold. 187 00:13:55,688 --> 00:14:00,960 And then, if they should accidentally walk in front of my rifle... 188 00:14:03,087 --> 00:14:06,424 - Oh, you're so smart, honey. - Yeah, good night. 189 00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:08,889 Good night. 190 00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:12,655 Al. 191 00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:15,223 What? 192 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,890 I don't trust the kids. 193 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:24,189 What are you guys talking about over there? 194 00:14:24,654 --> 00:14:26,923 Nothing. Nothing. 195 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:30,057 You're not gonna kill us, are you? 196 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,156 Now, we wouldn't do that. 197 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:36,323 We love you. 198 00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:39,289 We love you guys too. 199 00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:43,424 We gotta get that shotgun away from Dad. 200 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,857 We will, we will. 201 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,656 All in due time. 202 00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:55,390 We love you guys. 203 00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,889 We're dead. 204 00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:26,822 Kelly... 205 00:15:26,987 --> 00:15:29,390 ...that's not real gold. 206 00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:33,457 Darn it, I never get any real gold. 207 00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:09,622 Al. 208 00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:14,088 What? 209 00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:17,990 There's a deadly tarantula crawling on your arm. 210 00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:24,489 Yeah, right. 211 00:16:25,186 --> 00:16:27,055 I get up to check... 212 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,456 ...a shovel crushes the back of my skull... 213 00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:33,355 ...and my gold is gone. 214 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,089 I'm not falling for that one, Peg. 215 00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:43,390 - Okay, honey. Good night. - Good night. 216 00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:14,956 There's a tarantula on me. 217 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:19,289 I need some help here. 218 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:23,691 You didn't believe me. I'm not speaking to you. 219 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,055 I believe you, I believe you. 220 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,588 Too late. 221 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,921 What's going on? 222 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,655 Daddy has a tarantula on his arm. 223 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,221 Wow, look at that thing. 224 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,255 Dibs on Dad's gold. 225 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,189 Hey, I know how we could save Daddy. 226 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,721 Kelly! 227 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,488 Don't. 228 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:49,454 You might hurt Daddy. 229 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:52,021 - We'll shoot it off him. - Yeah. 230 00:17:52,186 --> 00:17:54,489 Daddy, give us your gun. 231 00:17:54,652 --> 00:17:56,888 No. But I'll give you both barrels... 232 00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:59,922 ...if you don't get this monster off my arm! 233 00:18:00,153 --> 00:18:02,422 I'll take care of this, you big baby. 234 00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:06,921 It's just a stupid little spider. 235 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,688 Oh, Peg. 236 00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:17,821 Get his gold! 237 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,888 I guess we've played this mine out. 238 00:18:29,219 --> 00:18:31,154 Time to get our gold and go home. 239 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,920 Where's Daddy? 240 00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:34,354 Gee, I don't know. 241 00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:37,088 I haven't seen him since he went insane. 242 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:40,688 Here he comes. 243 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:44,889 I killed a squirrel for looking at my gold. 244 00:18:50,185 --> 00:18:52,287 Good work, Dad. 245 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,087 Al? 246 00:18:57,285 --> 00:19:00,856 I think Dad's shoe-selling days are just about over. 247 00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:04,856 I think Dad's shoe-wearing days are just about over. 248 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,156 You know, we can't very well take him home like this. 249 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:10,587 Can we? 250 00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:13,555 I know I'm the new guy, but if I have a vote... 251 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,554 ...I'd say kill him. 252 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:18,822 - I heard that. - It wasn't me, it was Marcie. 253 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,688 Y'all think I'm nuts. But I'm not. 254 00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:24,087 Hold it, mister! Don't move! 255 00:19:28,619 --> 00:19:31,922 Well, it's not like he was once a whole man. 256 00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:35,421 Claim jumpers! 257 00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:38,354 The old prospector warned us about these guys. 258 00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,454 Just act natural. 259 00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:44,620 What are you people doing here? 260 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,920 We're seeing America. 261 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:51,821 We're loving each other. 262 00:19:52,285 --> 00:19:53,587 What do you want? 263 00:19:53,752 --> 00:19:56,688 This is the third stop on the Hell Hole National Park tour. 264 00:19:57,419 --> 00:20:00,255 What kind of exhibit is this? 265 00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:04,355 We can see these kind of people in Miami. 266 00:20:06,052 --> 00:20:09,422 Don't worry, folks, we'll clean out the Bigfoot family in a second. 267 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:13,222 Grab your pans and share the forty-niner experience. 268 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,589 Yeah? Grab your butts and kiss them goodbye. 269 00:20:16,785 --> 00:20:18,387 We own this here mine. 270 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,220 We bought it. 271 00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:24,055 From some old guy. Looked like John Byner. 272 00:20:25,752 --> 00:20:27,220 Oh, old Zeke. 273 00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:30,788 Is he still selling fake mines to rubes? 274 00:20:31,152 --> 00:20:33,821 Look, son, this is a national park. 275 00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:36,221 And what you got there is fool's gold. 276 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:39,054 We salt the mines for the rubes-- 277 00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:40,587 Uh, tourists. 278 00:20:40,752 --> 00:20:44,255 But if it would make you feel better, you can each carry a nugget home... 279 00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:48,822 ...because fun and rocks are what we're all about at Hell Hole National Park. 280 00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,954 Thanks a lot, Al. 281 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,788 Four days in this intense heat for nothing. 282 00:20:55,952 --> 00:20:58,621 - You are truly a numbskull. - Dimwit. 283 00:20:58,785 --> 00:21:00,687 - Total thief. - Cretin. 284 00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:03,388 Bombastic simpleton. 285 00:21:04,818 --> 00:21:08,389 And a bad, bad, daddy. 286 00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:13,588 We don't have any gold. 287 00:21:13,985 --> 00:21:15,754 Listen. Listen. 288 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,487 Now, I came here to get real gold... 289 00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:21,788 ...and I ain't leaving till I get real gold. 290 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,920 Under the heading, "Isn't That Bizarre?"... 291 00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:38,019 ...today's story comes from New Mexico... 292 00:21:38,184 --> 00:21:42,389 ...where an inbred, insane family, a man with two wives and three sons... 293 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,220 ...held up a group of tourists. 294 00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:46,687 They left them with cash and diamonds. 295 00:21:46,851 --> 00:21:49,420 All the family said they wanted was gold. 296 00:21:49,585 --> 00:21:51,954 They reportedly stole an Dodge from a prospector... 297 00:21:52,118 --> 00:21:55,654 ...who looked like John Byner, and were last seen heading west... 298 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,953 ...towards Los Angeles. Do not approach them. 299 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:02,622 They are insane, unbathed and dangerous. 300 00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,619 What time is it, gang? 301 00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:11,087 Five after 3. 21679

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