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So he said to me, "I just can't
move my feet like you do, Bud."
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So I says, "Hammer,
please don't make me hurt you.
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Now just watch my feet."
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- And the rest, shall we say, is--
- A lie?
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Yes. Yes, my mouth
must be punished.
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Kiss me, you minx.
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Was it everything
I told you it would be?
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No.
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But it was everything the other girls
told me it would be.
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Well, then let's try my patented
gyro-tongue action.
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No.
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Before I cheapen myself any more...
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...are you sure you can get front-row
tickets to the Vanilla Ice concert?
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Hey, now, I'm the one who showed Ice
Hammer's steps.
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Now play that funky lip music,
white girl.
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Hey! If I told you punks once,
I told you a thousand times...
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...keep your hands off my daughter!
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You little ninny.
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Oh, I love it
when they come back for more.
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Oh, hi, son.
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- Turn on the lights.
- What for?
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Turn on the lights!
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Does that look like Kelly to you?
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Does it?
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You mean that was you over there
"Bundyfying" that girl?
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All right, son!
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Come on over here, now.
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Sit back down. Here, put your little arm
around her there.
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Hey, Peg! Peg, get down here,
you gotta see this.
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- Bring the camera!
- I gotta go.
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Call me when you get the tickets.
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And remember,
the closer I get to Ice...
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...the closer you get to the heat.
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What is it, Al? What is it?
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Are Marcie and Jefferson playing
nude Jeopardy again?
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No, no. No, more incredible.
Bud had a girl here.
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Yeah, right.
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Al, I thought we agreed
not to make fun of him to his face.
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Now, good night, honey.
And don't worry...
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...one day it won't be
just a cruel joke.
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Does no one in this house see
my sex appeal? I mean, I see it.
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These people must be crazy. Well,
luckily I have a girl who loves me now.
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By the way, I need 60 bucks
to take her to a concert...
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...or she's gonna go with someone
she finds genuinely attractive.
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Daddy, have I told you
how much I loved you?
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How much, Kelly?
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A whole lot.
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No, I mean, how much money
do you want?
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That's what I was talking about.
A whole lot.
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Daddy, I need this money so bad.
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Our modelling school's going
on this important field trip...
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...to the old models' home...
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...to visit Renee.
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She was the first model
who only had one name.
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I mean, since Renee,
models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs...
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...have had only one name.
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Forget it, Kel.
Dad works hard for his money...
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...and I say we use it
only for necessities.
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He's gonna give it to me so I can
get me some, aren't you, Dad?
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Both my kids have
legitimate requests...
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...so maybe I shall solve this
as the O-so-wise Solomon would.
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I shall keep my money
and go to the nudie bar tomorrow.
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So it shall be written,
so it shall be danced.
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Part the seas of uselessness...
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...I must go sleep
with the red plague.
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Well, maybe for a penny.
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Get out of here, you old rag.
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What's wrong with everyone, huh?
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I mean, surely a quarter's not too much
to ask to rub your hands over all this.
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Yeah, it's a real bargain.
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You and I are a lot alike, boy.
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No, I've had sex.
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And at least I have the decency
to die at 13.
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I wonder how Kelly's doing
on her new roller-skating waitress job.
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Help me!
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Open the door! Open the door!
Open the door!
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Open the door, Bud! Hurry! Hurry!
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Thank you, but a trifle late.
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Help me down the steps, Sneezy.
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Dumb, stupid, rotten job.
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Roller-skating waitress
at Bill's Hilltop Drive-In.
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This is what I spent all those years
learning my ABDs for?
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- How much money did you make, Kel?
- Nothing. This is my first order.
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Stupid people put
their stupid restaurant on a stupid hill.
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So these people order
burgers and fries...
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00:08:01,472 --> 00:08:04,609
...and then they load me into
this chute, fire me towards the car...
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00:08:04,774 --> 00:08:06,143
...and I'm doing fine.
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00:08:06,309 --> 00:08:09,713
I'm also doing warp 10,
zooming down the expressway...
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00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:12,414
...to the yells of,
"It's a bird, it's a plane.
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00:08:12,581 --> 00:08:16,318
No, it's a girl going 90
with a dress over her head."
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You know, if Mom hadn't made me stop
kissing for money when I was 5...
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...I wouldn't be in this pickle of a fix.
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So how'd you do?
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Well, you know, I haven't
actually started yet.
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Let me save you a lot of grief.
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Don't try
the oil-me-up-for-a-quarter bit...
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...because you can feel the Chihuahua
down the block for free.
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Bud, I just can't miss this bus trip.
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I mean, if I do,
I'll fall behind the other models.
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I'm already failing Smiling 101.
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Oh, my God, now I've done it.
My brain's beating faster. Help me.
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Easy now, breakfast of champions.
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00:09:03,121 --> 00:09:04,389
Now listen.
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From here on in,
I'll do the thinking for the both of us...
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00:09:07,457 --> 00:09:09,493
...and you do the working
for the both of us.
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And we'll split it, 30-70.
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Wait a second, wait a second.
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I'm doing all the work, right?
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So it's 30 for me.
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Okay.
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Oh, God, I just love
going to the mall.
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And did you see how
I controlled myself?
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I couldn't be more proud of you
if you were dead.
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The least you could have done
was stand next to me in line...
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...when they shredded
my credit cards.
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Well, it wasn't my stuff
that put us over the limit.
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It was that thing
you just had to have.
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So here it is.
Your Hanes underwear sewing kit.
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So, what do you wanna do tonight?
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Same thing the Rockefellers do:
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Sew my underwear up and cry.
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00:10:02,361 --> 00:10:05,464
Come on, honey. I wanna go out.
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00:10:05,663 --> 00:10:07,865
Peg, I just spent three hours
in your presence.
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00:10:08,031 --> 00:10:10,467
I watched you buy lingerie
I wouldn't sleep next to...
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00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,068
...even if you weren't in them.
126
00:10:14,035 --> 00:10:18,506
So I don't want another
chalkboard screech out of you.
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00:10:19,738 --> 00:10:22,140
Al!
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00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:26,376
Honey, I wanna go out tonight.
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00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:31,578
- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:10:31,744 --> 00:10:35,114
You know, in this day and age, I don't
know why you leave your door open.
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00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:37,781
A maniac could just walk in
and kill you.
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00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:40,917
Yeah, like I ever get what I want.
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00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:47,153
Al, we'd kind of like
to rent a video tonight...
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...pop it on the old VCR
and spend a nice night at home.
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00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:55,357
- What are you telling me for?
- That's our VCR.
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00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,758
I guess about a month ago when
you came over to borrow a soda...
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00:10:58,923 --> 00:11:03,160
...and we said, "Take whatever you
want," you might have misunderstood.
138
00:11:03,591 --> 00:11:05,960
Which brings me to our flatware.
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00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,194
Hey, I didn't steal your bra.
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00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,129
Easy, Marcie!
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00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:16,763
Al, I know what let's do.
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00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:21,033
Let's go over to their house and watch
videos. Marcie, that's a great idea.
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00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:25,268
You'll bring the food and the movies,
and we'll bring your VCR.
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00:11:25,531 --> 00:11:27,166
Absolutely not.
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00:11:27,331 --> 00:11:29,467
Dad, I just got Kelly
a babysitting gig...
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...so tonight you'll have to stay up
in the bedroom with Mom.
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00:11:33,599 --> 00:11:36,602
Oh, Al...
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...we can break in my new lingerie.
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00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,738
I know, I'll wear the mood panties.
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00:11:53,802 --> 00:11:56,238
Hey! Let's do it! Let's go!
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Last one to your house gets to sit
next to the wife. Come on!
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00:12:03,335 --> 00:12:06,939
Babysitting. God, the degradation.
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00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:12,341
You know, the last time I babysat
was for this stupid little boy.
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00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:13,970
I got so sick of his whining...
155
00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:17,739
...that I held him over the toilet
and I kept on flushing it...
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00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:20,170
...telling him that the next time
he'd be in it.
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00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:24,905
From then on, every time he heard
running water, he freaked.
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00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:28,137
God, I just can't remember
who that kid was, though.
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00:12:36,165 --> 00:12:39,802
Oh, well, I'm sure
he's gotten over it by now.
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That must be the client now.
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00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,498
I just can't figure it out, though.
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00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:48,966
Why would people pay $120
just to babysit one kid?
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00:12:49,129 --> 00:12:52,099
I didn't say one kid, Kel.
I said one family.
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00:12:52,294 --> 00:12:54,529
Which family?
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00:12:55,293 --> 00:12:56,995
The Hubbards.
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Kel, I got the money
and I'm off to the concert.
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00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:07,125
Bud, don't leave me. I'm your sister!
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00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:10,358
What means more to you,
your sister or some little tramp?
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00:13:14,452 --> 00:13:17,955
So are we gonna be
good little boys and girls?
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00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:19,751
- Destroy!
- Yeah!
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- Hate!
- I went wee-wee.
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Help!
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00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:29,348
Okay, now here are our choices:
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Anna Karenina...
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00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:33,177
...Beaches...
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...Madame Sousatzka...
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00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:38,875
...or the one that was
already in the VCR...
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...Breast Monsters from Jupiter.
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00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:45,837
I've already seen Breast Monsters,
but I'll go around again.
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00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:50,303
I won't spoil the ending for you,
but it involves breasts.
181
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Well, I'm game
if the ladies don't mind.
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- We could watch that one second.
- Well, let's watch that Beaches one.
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00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:04,391
I wouldn't mind seeing a couple
of college babes in string bikinis.
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00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:06,753
Actually...
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00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:10,854
...a complex tale about
the enduring friendship of two women...
186
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:13,517
...over a period of 18 years.
187
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:18,317
Two girls swapping tans
on a beach for 18 years. Pop it in.
188
00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:21,345
We can watch it until they hit 30.
189
00:14:23,871 --> 00:14:27,308
Then we watch
Breast Monsters from Jupiter.
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00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,769
Oh, relax, Al.
191
00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:33,937
You haven't even learned how
to capture breasts on this planet yet.
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00:14:36,061 --> 00:14:37,563
He loves them, you know.
193
00:14:37,726 --> 00:14:40,129
But he doesn't know
how to handle them.
194
00:14:40,723 --> 00:14:42,992
You know, sometimes at night...
195
00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:46,725
...he'll grab my knee, squeeze it
and say:
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"Go on, say it. Who's the king, baby?
Who's the king?"
197
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:58,349
Sometimes I laugh so hard
I lose my place in my book.
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00:15:01,007 --> 00:15:02,842
Well, in my defense...
199
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:07,043
...these days, most things on her
orbit around her knees.
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00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:09,737
Shall we movie?
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00:15:16,394 --> 00:15:20,298
Honk, honk. You love it, baby.
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00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:22,326
"'Honk, honk' said the 'goss'--"
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00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,991
"Goose."
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00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:34,120
"--goose as she swims to find--"
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"A."
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"--a worm for dinner."
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00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:44,076
Very good.
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00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:52,307
"Quickie, she flopped her wins."
Oh, God.
209
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:56,903
Look, let me capsize
the story for you.
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00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:01,630
When the goose
got where it was going...
211
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,530
...she met this
really cool blond goose...
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...who only had one name, Kelly.
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00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:11,723
Cool, huh?
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00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:14,855
Anyway, she was a model.
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00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:18,855
Everybody thought that she was dumb,
but she wasn't.
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00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,217
Anyway, she was so beautiful...
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00:16:24,378 --> 00:16:27,315
...that all the boys
in fairyland wanted her.
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00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:30,012
You know, like Prince Charming...
219
00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:32,744
...and the guy with the pies
and the sheep.
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The guy shaped like an egg.
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00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,309
Dopey and Zeppo.
222
00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:43,874
Curly and Moe
and the other dwarfs, etcetera.
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But instead of going
to the fairy dance...
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00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:50,904
...she had to babysit
a bunch of troll-like snot monsters...
225
00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:54,836
...who, if one of them
squirts me with that gun...
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00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:57,233
...will die a horrible
screaming death.
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00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:00,066
Along with his demon-seed
brother and sister Hubbards...
228
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,398
...at the hands of the mighty
dragon-beast, Buck...
229
00:17:03,561 --> 00:17:06,697
...who hasn't eaten
for 1000 years.
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The end.
231
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,462
So, what have we learned
from all this?
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You die at dawn.
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00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,458
Isn't this a good movie?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, it's great.
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00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:31,058
Why did I marry?
236
00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:35,260
All I ever really wanted to do
was play racquetball with the guys.
237
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,158
Maybe ride a motorcycle
cross-country.
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00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:39,890
Go to California...
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00:17:40,056 --> 00:17:42,425
...and become a porno star.
240
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,293
But this is almost as much fun.
241
00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:53,528
What a life. Is this it?
Is this the end?
242
00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:56,961
Did it happen last night
and no one told me?
243
00:17:57,358 --> 00:17:59,961
Egads, it's Saturday night.
244
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:02,628
I should be out on the town,
dressed in leopard...
245
00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:07,932
...purring like a kitten in
Karl "The Mailman" Malone's lap.
246
00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:12,898
But this is almost as much fun.
247
00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:21,036
Hey, Peg would wanna see this.
248
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:27,672
I know what they're all thinking:
249
00:18:27,838 --> 00:18:31,475
"Marcie has the smallest breasts
in the room."
250
00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:35,310
Well, I'm happy about it.
Happy, I tell you.
251
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:38,345
They are perfectly symmetrical
for my frame.
252
00:18:38,511 --> 00:18:40,880
And I'm happy about it.
Happy, I tell you.
253
00:18:41,047 --> 00:18:43,950
Besides, I'm smart.
254
00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:46,318
I have a big brain.
255
00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:48,520
That's what men really want.
256
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:52,190
- Milk Dud?
- Tootsie Roll!
257
00:18:56,828 --> 00:18:59,831
How long is this movie, an eon?
258
00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,934
There isn't a woman
under 50 in this film.
259
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,506
About now on Jupiter...
260
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:11,510
...the breasts gladiators would be
duelling with the liquid cheese.
261
00:19:12,677 --> 00:19:14,246
But, gee...
262
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:18,183
...then I'd be missing out
on all this human feeling.
263
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,920
God, what happened to me?
264
00:19:23,822 --> 00:19:26,458
When I was young I would have
beat the hell out of him...
265
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,326
...and made his wife hold my jacket.
266
00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,963
And here I am hanging out with them.
267
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,267
God, I was great when I was a kid.
268
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:42,007
A football hero.
Young, strong, fast, indestructible.
269
00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:48,480
Memories
Of the world I left behind
270
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:55,086
Misty watercolour memories
Of the way we were
271
00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:01,860
Shattered pictures
Of the smiles I left behind
272
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:07,132
Smiles we gave to one another
273
00:20:07,299 --> 00:20:11,670
For the way we were
274
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:17,709
Can it be that it was
All so simple then
275
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:23,582
Or has time rewritten every line
276
00:20:23,748 --> 00:20:27,919
If we had the chance
To do it all again
277
00:20:28,086 --> 00:20:29,654
Tell me
278
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:32,257
Would we?
279
00:20:32,424 --> 00:20:35,260
Could we?
280
00:20:36,494 --> 00:20:39,331
Memories
281
00:20:39,497 --> 00:20:43,568
May be beautiful
And yet
282
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:48,907
What's too painful to remember
283
00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:53,745
We simply choose to forget
284
00:20:53,912 --> 00:20:58,016
So it's the laughter
285
00:20:58,183 --> 00:21:01,987
We will remember
286
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:07,058
Whenever we remember
287
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,363
The way we were
288
00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:17,535
The way we were
289
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,350
Hi, Kel.
290
00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:34,452
The greatest thing:
291
00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,855
I got her front row.
292
00:21:37,022 --> 00:21:39,090
I got her backstage.
293
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,059
I got her.
294
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:48,433
I was so cool!
295
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,735
Could you untie me, please?
296
00:21:50,902 --> 00:21:52,537
Well, I'm not sure.
297
00:21:52,704 --> 00:21:55,640
Would you be mad if I spent
your share of the money on my date?
298
00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:57,809
I'd kill you.
299
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:01,880
Well, then I'll see you
in the morning.
300
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,115
If you need me, I'll be upstairs.
301
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,584
The bad thing do make you sleepy.
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