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Hot enough for you, folks?
Must be a thousand degrees out there.
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Yup, it's summertime
and the winos are sizzling.
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Fish are hopping and the DJ's high.
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I hope you're all as cool as I am.
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I wonder what the poor people
are doing today.
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Dad, why don't you buy us
an air conditioner?
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Well, you don't want to be stuck
inside on a day like today.
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Come on, dive in.
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But be careful, it hasn't been
a whole hour since you've eaten.
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Don't worry, Dad, sometimes you just
gotta say, "What the hey," and go for it.
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Daddy, I am sweating
cats and dogs. This pool sucks.
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If you two are bored,
let's have a little Jacuzzi action.
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Hey, Peg, a little
Tang margarita, s’il vous plait.
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Coming right up.
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You forgot the Tang.
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Al, as much as I applaud you exposing
yourself to water, don't you think...
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...it's time we marched into the '50s
and bought an air conditioner?
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Peg, can't a 100-degree day go by...
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...without you bringing up
air conditioning?
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As soon as we get one they're
gonna invent something new.
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I'll be damned if I'll have one
in my house!
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That's the same thing
you said about the toothbrush.
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Look, Dad, I know
I'm no psychology major...
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...but could the reason for your
reluctance to buy an air conditioner...
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...be that you're the
cheapest man on the planet?
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Bud, if I was cheap,
would we have all this?
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Now I'll hear no more about this.
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Kelly, let's play sea monster.
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A sea monster!
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Daddy.
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Mom, Dad scared me.
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He scares us all, honey. Al...
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Oh, the shark bites
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With his teeth big
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And he keeps them pearly white
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Look, Al, I'm gonna ask you
one more time, rationally.
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Can we have an air conditioner?
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Peg, as long as I have
my pool to frolic in...
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...we don't need an air conditioner.
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As I was saying:
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The shark
With his teeth bites
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All right, kids, it's time.
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Oh, invite all the sharks to a party
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Then they'll know
That Bundy's back in town
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Hey!
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My pool! My pool, Peg!
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- Nice shooting, Mom.
- Not really.
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I was aiming at Daddy.
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Mom, can we throw
a couple more on?
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Well, this is the last of them.
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Wait a second.
There were four cubes in the tray...
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- ...the last time that we checked.
- No, there were three.
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She's cube-hogging.
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I'll hold her, you get the tongs of life.
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It's Daddy!
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Our air conditioner.
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Oh, God, at long last
we're all gonna be cool.
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Even you, Bud,
for the very first time.
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Yeah, well, it's a long time since
you had a first time for anything.
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But don't get too cocky, Kel.
Remember, Dad went himself.
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Oh, it's just an air conditioner.
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A moron could get an air conditioner.
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I could get an air conditioner.
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Kids, come and help me here!
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I can't see. I can't see.
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Have you got it?
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- Yeah, Dad.
- All right. Good.
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Easy here. It's heavy. Easy!
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Here we go.
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Kids, you okay?
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Fine.
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Yes, family, look at it.
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It's a Kaiser.
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The pride of World War II Germany.
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Look at it, kids.
Doesn't it just say "cool"?
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Actually, it says,
"Property of Erwin Rommel."
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I thought you were
going to a discount store...
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...to get one of those Korean ones.
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You know, with names
almost like real products.
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Like our "Frigidor" refrigerator.
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"RC-Hay" TV.
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Or my "beautyfool" wife?
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Kids, what you're looking at...
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...is the world-famous
Kaiser Air Cooling Blatz.
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The Jerries swore by these.
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But more importantly, they were
at the forefront of 1942 technology.
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Now this baby's ours, Peg.
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This is the best damn
17 bucks I ever spent.
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God, I must have loved you once.
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You don't know what love is
until you've been kissed...
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...by the cool lips of a Kaiser.
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Bud, help me out in the car
and I'm gonna bring in the main part...
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...and then we'll be as cool
as I remember myself in high school.
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Gee, Mom,
thanks for the precious gift of life.
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Bud, you got it all spliced in?
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Yeah, Dad.
Right into the city's transformer.
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Dad, is this legal?
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No.
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So don't use any names.
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Bud, come down now.
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Kelly, keep the flashlight on
until he gets all the way--
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Dad?
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He's down, Daddy.
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No names.
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00:08:03,459 --> 00:08:07,563
Peg, you wanna go upstairs
and get some blankets and sweaters?
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00:08:08,826 --> 00:08:11,261
Oh, turn it on, Mongo.
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Nice fall, Bud.
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Now, we are ready.
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Peg, would you
do the honors, please?
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Easy, Peg,
you're not having sex with it.
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Well, we'll know for sure
if it quits after ten seconds...
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...and asks what's on TV.
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You know, this could be you.
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I don't feel a thing.
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Just keep cranking.
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00:09:02,496 --> 00:09:04,331
There, listen to that.
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The satisfying hum
of fine German engineering.
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Is it just me
or is it getting warmer in here?
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That's just because
I've got it on "der low."
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Let's turn this up.
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I'll turn this up to "blitzkrieg."
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There, what do you feel now?
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- Anger, despair,
- Disappointment.
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All right, all right.
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I'll just ease this baby up to:
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"Der freezing my heinie off."
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There, that ought to shut you up.
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It's gonna blow!
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00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,003
Good news, Dad.
It's not just our house.
130
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,969
The whole neighborhood's
gone dark.
131
00:10:06,134 --> 00:10:08,570
Well, at least they don't know
it's our fault.
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00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,336
Bundy did this!
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00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:13,537
Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!
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00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:17,405
God, where'd they get the torches
and the pitchforks so fast?
135
00:10:18,468 --> 00:10:21,270
Put your weight against the door.
They're coming in.
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00:10:29,902 --> 00:10:32,738
Well, Desert Fox...
137
00:10:39,803 --> 00:10:43,440
Well, Desert Fox,
where will you lead us now?
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00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:44,871
You fools.
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00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:48,674
You think I only had one plan to get
us air conditioning and keep us cool?
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00:10:48,837 --> 00:10:50,105
No. Trust me.
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Air conditioning ye want,
air conditioning ye shall have.
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00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:07,374
I wonder what the poor people
are doing.
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00:11:15,772 --> 00:11:18,241
Did I promise you the good life?
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00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:22,042
Honey, if only everyone
could be as happy as we are.
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00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:24,975
Everybody doesn't have me, babe.
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00:11:33,806 --> 00:11:35,408
Oh, that poor woman.
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00:11:35,574 --> 00:11:38,076
You know it just shows
that there can be unhappiness...
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...in even a grand place like...
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What did you call this place again?
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Supermarket, babe.
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Supermarket. Wow!
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A big building with food.
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What'll they think of next?
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- Free sample?
- Cool.
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00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:05,245
Well, thank you, cheese lady.
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00:12:11,342 --> 00:12:13,644
If you see the lady
with the tray of weenies...
157
00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:15,911
...tell her we've been waiting.
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My hands are all greasy from eating.
Where's Kelly with my damn towel?
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Here I am, Daddy.
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Daddy, what's this?
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Looks like some kind
of vegetable, honey.
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Bud, go deep.
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Excuse me here, family.
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As the only one among us
who hasn't been fingerprinted...
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00:12:51,545 --> 00:12:56,317
...do you actually think no one's gonna
notice we're living in a supermarket?
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Bud, we're your parents.
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You let us worry
about what's right or wrong.
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00:13:00,712 --> 00:13:04,249
Now, you go on over to aisle 12
and get Daddy some slippers.
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00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:08,050
Oh, and while you're at it,
get Mom some perfume too, huh?
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00:13:08,214 --> 00:13:12,818
Oh, Al.
You remembered my birthday.
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Folks, excuse me.
What are you doing here?
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00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,182
What does it look like
we're doing here?
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We're shopping.
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You've been here for four hours.
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00:13:30,014 --> 00:13:31,816
Well, we're conscientious shoppers.
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Peg, you wanna read me
the ingredients in those chips?
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Potatoes.
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00:13:42,316 --> 00:13:45,152
Nah, it's not quite
what I'm looking for.
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I'm just a stock boy,
but I know the look of a family...
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...without an air conditioner.
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I'm gonna have to call the manager.
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Now, wait a second there.
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All right, you look
like a smart young guy.
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I think maybe I can trust you.
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Name's Bundy. Al Bundy. I'm with the
National Supermarket Security Agency.
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00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,954
There's been a rash of food-related
food thefts in the area...
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...and that's what I'm here for.
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00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,687
Bundy. I carry a whistle.
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00:14:15,818 --> 00:14:18,488
- Really?
- Now act natural.
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00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:21,488
See that woman over there?
Don't look.
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00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:24,321
That's "Velveeta Annie."
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The notorious blue-haired
cheese bandit.
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I've been on her trail
since the Dakotas.
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Mrs. Gillis?
She's been shopping here for years.
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00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,055
Kid, don't you know that "Gillis"...
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...is the underworld name
for "cheese booster."
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00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,288
Are you sure about this,
Special Agent Bundy?
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00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,423
Don't look at her now.
I think she's making a move.
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00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:54,323
Let's see...
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00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,556
Yeah, I think we got her now.
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00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,490
Yeah, I think the eagle has landed.
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00:14:58,654 --> 00:15:01,791
Now, listen, I don't want to make
this bust and blow my cover...
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00:15:01,955 --> 00:15:05,291
- ...so you take it, kid.
- Thank you, Special Agent Bundy.
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00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:11,259
So how do you like
our cheese, Gillis?
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00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:14,357
Hopefully as much
as you like our jails.
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00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,725
- Come along, baby.
- Bobby, what's come over you?
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00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,960
But I was your kindergarten teacher.
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00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:33,359
Gee, Al, you think
we did the right thing?
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00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:37,260
So an old lady goes to jail,
so who gets hurt?
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00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:40,759
- This is living, isn't it, babe?
- Yeah.
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00:15:40,957 --> 00:15:43,626
Oh, look, isn't that the family
of poor people...
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...everyone says is living here?
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00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,693
Isn't it pathetic?
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Get a job, buddy!
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00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:54,227
Why, you little...!
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You know, I have a half a mind
to move us to aisle six and not tell him.
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00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,660
Well, I'm bored.
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00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:03,862
I'm gonna go boost us a radio.
Does anyone want anything?
219
00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:07,395
Well, how about some plants?
You know, for ambiance.
220
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,561
How about you, Daddy?
221
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:17,994
Miss?
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00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,429
Excuse me,
I think you dropped something.
223
00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:27,096
Thank you, market dweller.
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00:16:30,027 --> 00:16:31,729
Daddy.
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00:16:32,627 --> 00:16:36,197
- What?
- Do you want anything?
226
00:16:37,428 --> 00:16:41,432
Yes, I have a strange yearning
for some melons.
227
00:16:46,362 --> 00:16:48,998
And a plucked chicken.
228
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:52,698
I thought I smelled shoes.
229
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:57,433
Well, if it isn't the Vanderbundys
in their summer home.
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00:16:57,963 --> 00:17:00,432
Hi, Marcie. Are you having a party?
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00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:02,297
No.
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Thanks to Al,
I and the rest of the block...
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00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:07,532
...are sweltering to death
in our own homes.
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00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:09,031
Are they still mad at me?
235
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,932
For blacking out
the entire neighborhood...
236
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,732
...on the hottest day of the year?
237
00:17:13,897 --> 00:17:17,534
Heck, no. In fact, it's brought us
all closer together.
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00:17:17,697 --> 00:17:19,866
Why, when we burning you
in effigy...
239
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,433
...I ran into people
I hadn't seen in years.
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00:17:22,598 --> 00:17:25,801
We sat around, we sang
our favorite folk songs like:
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"If I Had a Hammer
I'd Drive it Through Al Bundy's Skull"
242
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:33,534
You know, Marcie, we just feel
terrible about this whole mess.
243
00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:34,899
Don't we, Al?
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00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:42,236
Oh, miss, I think
you dropped your corn.
245
00:17:42,765 --> 00:17:44,100
Thank you.
246
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,301
Thank you.
247
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,668
Oh, miss.
248
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,635
You dropped your flea fogger.
249
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,768
Oops.
250
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,770
- Thank you.
- No. Thank you.
251
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,069
Miss.
252
00:18:15,235 --> 00:18:17,537
You dropped your broccoli spears.
253
00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:21,569
Thanks again.
254
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,837
No. Thank you.
255
00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:27,470
Bud, here's something men do.
256
00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:29,670
Quick, get me something.
257
00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:36,538
Excuse me, miss.
258
00:18:36,703 --> 00:18:38,371
You dropped your...
259
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:39,904
...eggs.
260
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:43,004
Weren't you the same guy...
261
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:45,205
...that was rubbing up against me
at the bus?
262
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,671
No.
263
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,738
I meant him.
264
00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:02,140
"Cheese security"?
265
00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:05,441
I saw his credentials.
They say he's the best.
266
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,440
I don't know.
267
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,540
I got my doubts about this guy.
268
00:19:15,272 --> 00:19:17,941
I know I know that face
from somewhere.
269
00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:19,907
What did you say his name was?
270
00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:22,941
Bundy. Al Bundy.
271
00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:25,308
I'm gonna check him out.
272
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:38,676
Yellow alert. Yellow alert.
273
00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:44,777
So you're the dairy spy.
274
00:19:44,974 --> 00:19:47,443
Why don't you just announce it
to the whole store?
275
00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:49,643
You're on report, buddy.
276
00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:52,878
Kelly, give me a pen.
277
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,177
Blue or red?
278
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,243
Blue.
279
00:19:57,408 --> 00:19:59,878
Fine point or husky?
280
00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,476
Never mind, pumpkin.
281
00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:06,312
Wait a minute. Al Bundy, of course.
282
00:20:06,475 --> 00:20:08,410
You've been dribbling checks
all over town.
283
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,145
Listen, buy something or get out.
284
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,411
Alrighty. Peg, checkbook.
285
00:20:13,576 --> 00:20:17,680
Cash only, Bundy.
And I still want two forms of ID.
286
00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:22,212
You just lost yourself
some business, buster.
287
00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:25,914
Kids, let's go. We're moving down
to the drugstore down the street.
288
00:20:26,077 --> 00:20:29,380
Buy something, or you'll
be moving into the county jail.
289
00:20:29,577 --> 00:20:31,412
Alrighty.
290
00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:33,279
Family meeting.
291
00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,514
Kids, you got any money
for old Dad?
292
00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:42,846
Eighteen cents.
293
00:20:43,011 --> 00:20:46,248
When I needed a battery for the Kaiser
you said you didn't have a dime.
294
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,481
No, we said we didn't give a damn.
295
00:20:50,578 --> 00:20:53,281
Boy, how soon they forget
the good times.
296
00:20:53,446 --> 00:20:57,016
All right, come on, let's see
what we can buy. Peg, bring the cart.
297
00:20:57,912 --> 00:21:00,748
How do I work this thing?
298
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:05,351
The same thing you do with me.
You just get behind it and you shove.
299
00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:19,950
Marce, listen,
I've only got a pack of gum.
300
00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:21,582
Could I get in front of you?
301
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,983
Eat hot death.
302
00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:26,716
Oh, The National Enquirer.
303
00:21:26,881 --> 00:21:28,516
"Steve Rhoades marries Cher."
304
00:21:28,681 --> 00:21:30,884
Where? Where?
305
00:21:38,915 --> 00:21:42,418
Congratulations, sir,
you're our one-millionth customer.
306
00:21:42,582 --> 00:21:43,884
What does that mean?
307
00:21:44,049 --> 00:21:47,786
You've won a free $1000
supermarket shopping spree.
308
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,152
Hey, I was the next in line.
309
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:54,052
What are you complaining about?
You still are.
310
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:58,119
We won! We won! We won!
311
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:02,120
We won! We won! We won!
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