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Oh, man, a fella could
get used to this.
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I'll bet the peanut inside
is all warm and toasty.
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Oh, Lord...
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...bless this M
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...and the mighty cockroach
I slain in battle to get it.
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Hi, honey.
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- You ruined my day, you know.
- Well, Peg, it's your own fault.
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Stop asking me
if you look old in the morning.
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Not that.
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Thanks to you, I had a humiliating
experience at the beauty parlor.
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Your pay check fell out of my purse
and everyone saw it.
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I tried to pretend it was Bud's,
but no one believed me.
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There it was, just as plain as day:
"Al Bundy, 80 pesos."
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So I pretended to laugh
like I thought it was funny...
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...but inside I was dying.
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The peanut's all warm and toasty.
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Oh, baby.
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- What brought that on?
- I was trying to get my dinner back.
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Al, you're avoiding the issue.
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Now let's face it, you're past 40.
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It's time you started bringing home
more money than Opie.
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Peg, Opie came home
to Aunt Bee's pies.
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Me, I come home to Aunt Bee.
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Mom, Dad, I've got some great news.
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They're starting an all-you-can-eat
buffet at the men's shelter?
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Good talking to you, Dad.
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Mom, I've got some great news.
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I've been selected one of five
Chicago students...
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...to go to the White House
and meet the president.
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Peg, did you hear that?
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My boy's going to meet
the president.
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Do me a favor. If you meet
the white-haired old lady...
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...you know, Mrs. President...
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She seems nice.
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Have her go in the kitchen and fix
something up to bring home to Dad?
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And while you're at it...
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...bring me back
some presidential toilet paper.
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Man, I'll bet that stuff is smooth.
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Yeah. Sure, Dad.
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Mom, you want me to grab a lamp
or anything if I have a hand free?
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Well, I wouldn't spit at a painting.
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Just Dad's laundry, eh, Mom?
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Anyway, all I need for the trip
is a hundred bucks.
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Hundred bucks!
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For a hundred bucks we can
get the president to come here.
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What the hell.
Peg, get me my check book.
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You want the personal
or the corporate account?
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I want the joint account.
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The one where the checks say:
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"Mrs. Peggy Bundy
and the Nameless Shoe Salesman."
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That was supposed to be a joke.
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I had no idea that they'd
actually put that on the checks.
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But at least they left out
the "witless" part.
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"Nameless Shoe Salesman."
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There you go, son.
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Now, this is the Bundy's
last hundred dollars.
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- You're proud of me, aren't you, Dad?
- I'm proud of both my children.
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You guys, I have great news.
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Was this couch always here?
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Anyway, I have a chance
to be Miss Weenie Tot.
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Do you know what that means?
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It means that if I win,
I get to go to supermarkets...
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...and hold a tray of Weenie Tots
in front of a cold freezer...
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...while a bunch of old men
look up my dress.
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I have dreamt about this
since I was a little girl.
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And if I win, I get a year's supply
of Weenie Tots.
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All right!
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Well, what's a Weenie Tot?
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What's a Weenie Tot?
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Peg, a Weenie Tot
is a delicious little hot-dog type meat...
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...wrapped in a breaded shell
and deep-fried in pure lard.
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It's nature's perfect food.
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I need a hundred dollars for a new
dress to impress the judges.
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Well, can the pathetic dreams, Kel...
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...because I got Dad's last hundred
right here to meet the pres--
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Can it be true?
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My little girl, the symbol
of this country's superiority...
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...in chemically treated food?
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And bringing home those
little weenies to dear old Dad.
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And maybe Daddy can share
these little weenies with Mommy.
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Listen. Gomez, Morticia.
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Surely you can't compare
bimboing around with pig parts...
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...to my meeting the president
of our United States.
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Well, we've only got
a hundred dollars left.
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This is a tough call.
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One is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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And the other, meeting the president.
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Gee, Al, what's a parent to do?
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I can't believe I'm actually in the place
where they make Weenie Tots.
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Daddy, did you notice that
there are no garbage cans?
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Well, a lot of places now
are into recycling, honey.
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Attention, everyone. Mr. Shnick,
president of Weenie Tot Incorporated...
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...will be with you in a moment.
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He's just briefing his vice presidents.
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Okay. Okay, the girls are gonna
be in here any minute.
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Now remember, remember,
you're all vice presidents.
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Boobies. Boobies.
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Johnson.
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Now, you calm down.
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Okay, get them in here, Flopsie.
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Oh, there they are. Aren't they lovely?
Come right in, come right in.
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Make yourselves comfortable.
Thank you, girls.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Hey, I told you boys in janitorial...
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...you wanna look at the girls, you gotta
go around and peek in the windows.
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Hey, I'm one of the parents.
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I'd just like to say
how much I love Weenie Tots, and...
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...what's the secret ingredient?
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We're not allowed to tell.
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Oh, well. Kelly, good luck, honey.
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I'm gonna go outside
and play with Flopsie now.
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You may be wondering
what a 25-year-old millionaire...
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...is doing with
an 18-year-old daughter.
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Not really.
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Anyway, both her parents...
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...especially her mother...
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...died in a flaming car wreck.
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Sir, you're spraying me.
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My name is Butter Lefkowitz.
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And I hope one day to be a doctor.
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My name is Rhonda Rose
and I believe we must stop pollution.
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I'm Kelly,
pronounced "Kelly," Bundy.
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And I think guys
with hooks for hands are cool.
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And now for the all-important
talent competition.
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Dance.
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Armed with only a long knife...
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...I slayed the beast
that crushed my wife...
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...and left me alone in my mansion
with the world's largest diamond.
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Does it smell like feet in here?
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I don't smell anything.
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Give me one.
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Okay, here's the truth.
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I'm not 25.
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I'm not a millionaire...
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...and those were my feet.
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00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,552
But...
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00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,488
...here's the real story.
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00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,658
I'm Joe Namath.
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00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,830
Sixty-nine Super Bowl, babe.
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That was me.
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00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,935
1969?
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I wasn't even born yet.
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00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,960
Oh, Lord...
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...I know I've come to you
a time or two in the past.
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00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,701
Of course,
you've been less than receptive.
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00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:12,205
Well, you know, the wife thing,
the shoe thing, the life thing.
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But Lord, this time
I have a chance at winning...
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...a year's supply
of Weenie Tots here.
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You know how good they are.
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They're made up
of all your creatures.
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So...
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00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,819
...please let Kelly win,
and if you do...
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...I'll-- I'll be nice to everyone
I meet forever and ever. Amen.
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- Daddy! I won! I won!
- What?
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Get out of the way, behemoth!
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And so continues
our special half hour...
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...on the four plucky
Chicago area youths...
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...who have captured
the hearts of the nation.
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Meeting with the president today...
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...the ride in Air Force One...
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...the gifts showered on them
from corporate America.
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00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,762
But you have to wonder
about the mysterious fifth youth...
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...who didn't make the trip.
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Well, I guess
he had better things to do.
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Hi, Bud.
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Gee, why so glum?
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Is it that president thing again?
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Now, baby, come on.
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There will be plenty of other
once-in-a-lifetime opportunities.
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00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,322
Now, I know what would
make up for this.
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Let's go get ice cream.
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Ice cream?
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Do you think some lousy chocolate
sprinkles can make up for this?
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I could have ridden in Air Force One.
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I could have had
a scholarship to Harvard.
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I could have been playing Nintendo
with Dan Quayle in the war room.
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This is the worst thing that's ever--
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- Guess what!
- The Weenie Tots are here!
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This is the greatest day
in the history of the Bundys.
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Son, here.
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"No one can look glum
with a Weenie Tot on their tongue."
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- What's the matter with him?
- Oh, I don't know.
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I know what would cheer him up.
Let's take him for ice cream.
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- Spare me your love. I'm going out.
- Where you going?
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Just take a nice little nap in traffic.
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Well, don't forget your jacket.
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00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,581
Now, Peg, I gotta get back to work.
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But at least I got something
now to put in my lunchbox.
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Oh, look, Al.
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Weenie Tots is running a new
Scratch and Sniff Sweepstakes.
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"If your card smells like a weenie,
you win $50,000."
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- Let's open them all and see if we won.
- Peg, no.
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Read the label.
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- "No nutritional value."
- Keep reading.
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- "This is not a food--"
- No, no. The fine print.
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"Do not expose Weenie Tots to air.
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Will accelerate
disintegration process.
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Enjoy."
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- I wanna know if we won.
- I can tell you that.
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We're Bundys. We didn't.
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00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:23,830
Now, Peg, I've got a year's supply
of my favorite mock food.
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00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:28,168
It, like me, is highly unstable.
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00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:33,306
Al, if you don't want me to touch them,
just say "Don't touch them."
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- Don't touch them.
- Then I won't.
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The place smells like
rat droppings.
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00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,863
Oh, no!
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Woman, what have you done?
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My Tots! My Tots!
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My weenies have been exposed.
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You've disintegrated my Tots!
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Al, we didn't win.
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- Look what you've done to my tots!
- Could you think about me for once?
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I have ruined my fingernails
and I've had six nosebleeds.
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Well, there's one box left.
I may as well open it.
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Peg, can we cut out
the usual charade...
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...of I forbid you
and you totally ignore me?
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So how about this?
Can I eat the last box in peace?
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Can you wait one minute while
I go get a beer to wash them down?
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Of course, honey.
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Congratulations, Peg.
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You just won a trip to Disney fist.
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- Oh, my God! We won!
- Fifty thousand dollars?
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No!
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Peg. Peg.
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- Where do you wanna go?
- Hawaii.
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Okay, then I shall go to Europe.
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I love you.
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- We're wasting time. Let's pack.
- Okay.
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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Don't give me that.
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- You won the Sniff Stakes.
- We were just coming to tell you.
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- To tell you all about the contest.
- Spare me your pork-scented lies.
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At this point
I'm practically raising myself anyway...
234
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,374
...so I tell you what.
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Just give me the money
in your pockets right now...
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...we'll call it even.
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Okay.
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Ingrate.
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00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,259
Goodbye, son.
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Goodbye, loving parents.
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00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,001
By the way, here's a little something
to chat about...
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...on the way back from the airport.
243
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,571
You can't win.
244
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,673
You're ineligible
because your daughter...
245
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,309
...is now a Weenie Tot employee.
246
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,780
We'll be poor for the rest of our lives!
247
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,882
Bite on that weenie!
248
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,961
- Is he right, Al?
- I'm afraid he is, Peg.
249
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,531
Oh, what to do, what to do.
250
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,801
Well, maybe Kelly
can help us out of this.
251
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,370
Boy, am I beat.
252
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:55,108
All day long, cut the ribbon, wave,
cut the ribbon, wave.
253
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,245
Heavy is the head
of she who wears the crown.
254
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,214
Cut the ribbon, wave.
255
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:06,119
Well, this is a fine mess. She's an idiot
and the smart one's mad at us.
256
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,257
What we need is a dupe.
257
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,527
Someone dishonest enough
to cash this ticket for us...
258
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,831
...yet honest enough
not to run off with the money.
259
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:22,435
In other words,
someone mighty stupid.
260
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,278
So we're talking a fifty-fifty split.
261
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,816
- What do you say?
- This is the lowest idea I ever heard.
262
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,885
If you want someone
to cheat a business...
263
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,753
...you have come
to the wrong people.
264
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,655
What you need, Al Bundy,
is a criminal.
265
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,625
And I'm no criminal
and I don't know anyone who is.
266
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,794
I'll do it.
267
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,634
What do you mean, "I'll do it"?
268
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,738
What part of "I'll do it"
didn't you understand?
269
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,909
Let's just put aside the dishonesty
of this for a minute.
270
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:07,013
At least remember that
you are a white-collar criminal.
271
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:12,051
This man, at best,
is a ring-around-the-collar criminal.
272
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,388
Now, honey, you don't wanna
be in league with someone...
273
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,892
...whose greatest accomplishment
has been putting shoes on his knees...
274
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,094
...and sneaking into the movies
as a child.
275
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:27,066
Besides, I don't want to wind up
Bonnie to this man's Clod.
276
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:31,704
Marcie, we're talking about
$50,000 here.
277
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,308
That buys a lot of Motion Lotion.
278
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,179
Deal.
279
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,951
And so the four
Chicago wonder kids...
280
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,520
...arrived at Geneva
for their summit with leader--
281
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,857
Come on, let's get
some real news on.
282
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,495
Now the unusual story of the winning
of the Weenie Tots Sniff Stakes...
283
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,664
...which occurred a short time ago.
284
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:11,945
Hey, it looks like Jefferson's getting
ready to blow town with his wife.
285
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,914
He's supposed to blow town with me.
286
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,350
I mean, "us."
287
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,520
As Miss Weenie Tot,
I am pleased to present...
288
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:25,758
...this check for $50,000
to Mr. Jefferson D'Arcy...
289
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,195
...a man that I have never,
ever met before.
290
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,864
And, I might add,
does not live next door to me...
291
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:37,303
...and has no prearranged plans to split
the money with anyone in my family.
292
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,942
So, what do you plan to do with
my Daddy's money, Mr. D'Arcy?
293
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,913
What Mr. D'Arcy intends
to do with the money...
294
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,717
...is to make partial reparations
to the aged and stupid people...
295
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:56,389
...he defrauded in the notorious
Lake Chicamocomico land scandal.
296
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,626
Good, good. I'm glad. Glad, I say.
297
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:04,097
I knew this would happen the moment
I heard Al Bundy was involved.
298
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,765
That's B-U-N-D--
299
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,368
Hey, hey.
That's my mother's bracelet.
300
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:12,605
I'm not the criminal.
Al Bundy is the criminal.
301
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,412
Hi, Daddy.
302
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,981
Leave town-ay.
303
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:25,118
The jig is up-say.
304
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:37,363
Gee, Al, maybe I made a mistake
in letting Kelly in on the plans.
305
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,205
Well, honey, at least it's over.
306
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,242
No, Peg, it's not over.
307
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,417
Now it's over.
308
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,622
What's for dinner tonight
in the slammer, guys?
309
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,859
Same thing every night, Weenie Tots.
310
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,063
Book me.
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