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Well, all right, Mom.
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I guess we've talked about
everyone we care about...
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...so there's no one left to talk about.
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Al?
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Al who?
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Oh, Al.
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Well, he's mad because
there's a streetlight out...
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...and there's a pothole right
in front of the driveway.
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Yeah, so naturally I have to be alert
for when he comes home.
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When he beeps his horn I'm supposed
to run out and shine this flashlight...
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...so that he doesn't hit the pothole.
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No, I don't mind
doing those little things for him.
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You know, I mean,
he is my husband.
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Well, Mom, I better be going.
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Al will be home any minute.
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Okay. Bye.
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Hi, honey. Why'd you bring
the steering wheel into the house?
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Well, I figured since it isn't
attached to the car anymore...
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...I thought maybe you'd like
to cook it up for dinner.
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By the way, I beeped, you know.
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Liar.
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You know, you always do that. Say you
did something when you really didn't.
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And it's not just sex either.
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Peg, when you married me, was it
premeditated or a drive-by marriage?
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What difference does it make?
I missed.
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At least did you call the city and
tell them about the pothole and light?
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Al, I told you I would do that
when I got off the phone with Mom.
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I asked you that this morning.
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Well, I just got off
the phone with her.
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Thank you,
my little air-ball-at-the-buzzer.
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Thankfully, I anticipated your
chimpanzee-like attention to detail...
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...and I composed
this little letter to the city.
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Gee, where'd you
find time to do that?
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Wasn't today
"dusting the black loafers" day?
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Home, work. Can a man
have too much fun?
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Now, tell me how this sounds.
The key to dealing with the city...
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...is to subtly influence
their way of thought...
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...by using the most
diplomatic language.
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"Dear maggots and foul bureaucrats.
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I pay taxes."
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They'll never check.
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"You grafting pigs use my money
to wine and dine cheap bimbos...
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...never once thinking
to share them with the rest of us.
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So please fix the hole in my driveway
and the streetlight above it.
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And for the thousandth time,
please annul my marriage.
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Signed, a voter."
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They'll never check.
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Mom, Dad, I am in love.
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He is the greatest guy
that I have ever met.
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Oh, right. That's why
you're home at 9:00.
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He likes to get me home
because he's a gentleman...
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...and he cares about me
because I am a nice girl.
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Kelly, it's not that
we don't believe you...
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...it's just that
we don't believe in love.
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That's why our marriage works.
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That's enough now, Peg.
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Oh, but, honey,
maybe love will work for you.
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Go ahead, tell us all about him.
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Well, there isn't really much to tell.
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Once again, my dear sister
is prone to understatement.
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But if you want
this reporter's opinion...
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...I shall now open
the bidding at $10.
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Shut up, Bud. He's not that old.
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Okay, spill your guts.
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He's 41.
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You are dating a man
old enough to be my father?
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Peg, she's not dating Lincoln.
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Now, pumpkin,
sit over here next to Daddy.
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Honey, just how much
have you loved this man?
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Daddy, you know
I'm not that kind of girl.
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Now, don't get the wrong idea.
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He's not like you.
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He's a young 41.
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I mean, he can still
get out of a chair without going:
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And he's really sweet.
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You know what he calls me?
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His little squeeze toy.
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Gee, I'd love to meet him.
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- You'll be nice to him, won't you?
- Don't worry, pumpkin.
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I'll show him the same kind of respect
any father would show a 41-year-old...
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...who dates his teenage daughter.
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Daddy, you're the best.
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Now, look, I've been on hold
for three hours...
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...listening to the Muzak version
of "Muskrat Love".
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Now, I voted for Mayor McCheese,
or whatever his name is...
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...and I will wait no longer.
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Now, I have a streetlight out
and a pothole.
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I want you to put down
your nail polish...
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...and sashay your fat,
bureaucratic behind...
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That's right, your fat, bureaucratic
behind into His Honor's office...
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...and you tell him that
Al Bundy is on the-- Hello?
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Hello, operator, this is Al Bundy.
I want-- Hello?
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Am I truly nothing?
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Could the neighborhood
children be right?
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- What's the matter, honey?
- I called the mayor's office.
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- When I told them I was Al Bundy--
- Where's the TV Guide?
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Oh, honey, that's probably Kelly
with her new boyfriend.
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Come on, take care of him fast
like you do me.
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Mom, Dad, this is Harry.
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Kill him, honey.
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I didn't know Kelly had a sister.
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Wait a second.
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Towel off, Peg.
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Hi, Harry.
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Would you lift your chin up and move it
slightly to the right, please?
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- You got quite a pothole in front, Al.
- Yeah, I know.
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- It's just about to be filled.
- Why don't you let me take care of it?
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This is Harry Ashland.
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Look, there's a pothole
in front of 9764 Jeopardy Lane.
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I want it fixed right away.
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Consider it taken care of.
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Yeah, right.
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I've been calling and writing letters.
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There's no way in the world
the city's gonna be--
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Hey, look, everybody,
it's the city. They're working.
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Peg, they're fixing my pothole.
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They must have got one of my letters.
I knew I could do it.
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Have a banana, Al.
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- How'd you do that?
- I'm an alderman.
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That's a priest.
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No, actually,
it's like a city councilman.
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Well, then why did
you want me to call you father?
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Never mind that now.
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Wait a second. I recognize this guy.
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You're the guy everyone says
is gonna be the future mayor.
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Gee, Al, don't you think it might be
against the law to beat up somebody--
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Shut up, Peg.
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Harry, I got a streetlight out.
I hate to bother you with it now...
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...but what the heck, we're almost
family. Here. Sit down. Peg.
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Our finest glass of Kool-Aid
for the future mayor here.
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Al, can I see you for a second?
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I'll be right back.
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Play with our daughter.
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Kelly, dance for the man.
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What? What?
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You know, I cannot believe you would
put a pothole before your daughter.
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Peg, we can always have
another daughter.
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But as we both know, this is the car
I'm gonna have for the rest of my life.
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I must protect it. Besides,
this guy's gonna be mayor.
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If Kelly gets in good with him,
who knows?
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Maybe someday
I'll be the future mayor-in-law.
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Think about it. Anything I want.
Huh, Peg?
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Free donuts, free parking.
Just like the police.
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Wow, we could speed
and make U-turns.
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- And litter.
- And park in the handicap zone.
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Oh, Al.
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Mom, Dad, what do you think?
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Isn't he great?
We're gonna go out now, okay?
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Not dressed like that, you're not.
Just a second.
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There you go.
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That's better.
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Thank your husband
for getting our sewer fixed.
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It is a pleasure
to serve our neighbors.
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You know...
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...it's amazing.
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The city has fixed the hole,
fixed the streetlight...
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...picked up our garbage,
planted the grass...
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...trimmed the hedges
and your daddy's nose hairs.
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And it's incredible
we have Kelly to thank.
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You know, all these years we thought
you would be the success in the family.
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Boy, was I wrong.
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Gee, maybe I should
throw on a pair of Speedos...
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...and parade around in front of
Sandra Day O'Connor.
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Hey, it might mean a condo
by the White House for the family.
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- Would that make you guys proud?
- Oh, we're proud of you...
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Help me out here.
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Bud.
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Yeah, whatever.
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- Here's my little girl.
- Mom, I'm going out with Harry.
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Not dressed like that, you're not.
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Come here.
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Let's see.
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There.
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- That's better.
- Bye, Mom.
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Oh, Bud, keep getting
those good grades.
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It'll really pay off in the real world.
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My little girl. And to think,
because of her...
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...we may one day be living
in the mayor's mansion.
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Oh, come on.
He's not gonna marry Kelly.
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There's more to being the mayor's wife
than dancing around naked on tables.
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Now, Bud, don't be jealous.
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You're both our children.
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It's just that Kelly's
our favorite now, that's all.
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Hi, Peggy. We were wondering
if we could speak with Al.
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I don't know.
He's been awfully busy.
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Please. He's done so much for
everyone in the neighborhood.
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If he could just spare a little time.
Please. Please. Please.
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I'll speak to you.
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Peg, picture, please.
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Oh, Al, please help us.
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The paperboy shows us no respect.
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We've complained, but he throws
our paper in the sprinklers...
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...crushing the flowers
we planted with care.
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He responds to our threats
with the bird.
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We have nowhere else to turn, Al.
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You never come to me as a friend.
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When your wife baked a pie,
I got no slice.
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Now you want a favor.
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We were wrong.
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We want your friendship.
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It is well-known, when I get food,
I can deny no favors.
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- What can I do for you?
- We seek no more than justice.
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An eye for an eye.
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Kill him.
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This does not seem fair, but your paper
will be on your porch in the morning
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And remember...
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...some day I may ask you
for a favor.
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This day may never come...
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...but we both know it probably will.
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And if this day does come,
you will respond in true friendship.
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- Yes, Al.
- Yes, Al.
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Gee, that wasn't
humiliating or anything.
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What's the difference?
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That 12-year-old punk
is gonna get what he deserves.
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Al, don't you think you're
carrying this thing a little too far?
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Never ask me
about my business, Peg.
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But this thing about the neighbors
bringing over food--
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Small potatoes, Peg.
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What are you saying, Al?
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I'm saying pass the small potatoes
Mrs. Rickers brought me.
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I love these things.
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00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:51,876
Besides, Bundy favors won't
be coming this cheap for long, Peg.
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Because the city shoe contract
is up for bid, the meter-maid shoes.
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And I, thanks to Kelly,
got the inside track.
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Oh, Al, You didn't come up
with an idea on your own, did you?
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I did.
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I bought 10,000 pairs
of meter-maid shoes.
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I talked to Harry.
The contract is practically mine.
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You're looking at the meter-maid
foot king of Chicago, baby.
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Excuse me, Mom.
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But 10,000 meter-maid shoes?
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Kelly dating a smart politician?
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You guys believing an idea
of this man is gonna pay off?
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I mean, am I the only one that sees the
emperor has holes in his underwear?
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Bud, I know you've seen
a Bundy failure once or twice before.
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But, Bud, this time
I'm telling you it can't miss...
237
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...because, Bud, this time
it's not just me, it's me and Kelly.
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I'll tell you what. Let's go shopping...
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...and spend some of that money
that's gonna come rolling in.
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00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:05,442
Well, before we go...
241
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:09,644
...what's bothering me is that no one's
including me in the plans anymore.
242
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:12,209
I mean, I'm not Fredo.
243
00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:15,441
Kelly's Fredo.
244
00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:16,908
I'm the smart one.
245
00:18:18,606 --> 00:18:22,710
Lately, you guys have made me feel
like I'm not part of the family anymore.
246
00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:27,577
So if you'll just tell me
I'm overreacting just a little bit--
247
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:32,408
I'll tell you this.
248
00:18:32,573 --> 00:18:35,009
I'm not letting you take me fishing.
249
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,310
Look at it, Peg. The Bundy empire.
250
00:18:50,907 --> 00:18:55,678
Tomorrow we make delivery,
and we pick up a check for $20,000.
251
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,842
Oh, Al.
252
00:18:59,374 --> 00:19:00,708
What wrong, Peg?
253
00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,741
Nothing.
254
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:06,110
I think I just had
my first real orgasm.
255
00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:22,008
Here's your paper.
256
00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:25,010
And thank you
for not costing me my job.
257
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:27,476
- What do I owe you?
- Oh, nothing.
258
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,743
I paid for your paper
out of my own pocket.
259
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:33,176
This is good.
260
00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:37,775
Forgetting something?
261
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,176
A whole buck.
262
00:19:48,907 --> 00:19:52,076
Get used to living like this, Peg.
I was born for this.
263
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,676
This is my decade.
This is the Bundy decade.
264
00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,676
- Al.
- Quiet, Peg, I'm ruminating.
265
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,608
I'm literally drunk with power.
266
00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:02,209
- Al.
- Oh, life is good.
267
00:20:03,107 --> 00:20:05,109
But not for me.
268
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:09,076
Look, Peg, more pictures
on page three.
269
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,441
Guess what, everybody.
270
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:19,877
I am on the front page
of the newspaper.
271
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,408
How great is that?
272
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,409
There are no words.
273
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,643
You could've thrown me
for a Froot Loop...
274
00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:29,476
...when I heard he was married.
275
00:20:29,641 --> 00:20:33,111
I guess the signs were there
if you know how to recognize them.
276
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:37,511
The wedding ring, the diapers
in the back seat of the station wagon.
277
00:20:38,374 --> 00:20:40,843
Late-night calls
from that crazy woman, going:
278
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,710
"Stay away from my husband,
you home-wrecking little tramp."
279
00:20:45,407 --> 00:20:49,678
Oh, well. Case of rum. Case of rum.
That's what I always say.
280
00:20:51,707 --> 00:20:56,012
But you'll be glad to know
that this time I am truly in love.
281
00:20:56,174 --> 00:20:59,076
I want you to meet my new friend,
Salt Water.
282
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:04,443
Show Daddy what you can do.
283
00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:15,609
Can I call you Dad?
284
00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:18,409
Isn't he great?
285
00:21:18,707 --> 00:21:21,810
And don't worry, Daddy,
this one is single.
286
00:21:21,974 --> 00:21:23,509
Bye.
287
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,843
Peg...
288
00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,844
...I spent everything we got
on this stuff here.
289
00:21:37,008 --> 00:21:39,110
What am I gonna do?
290
00:21:40,074 --> 00:21:43,811
Well, you could lead
the Failure Pride Parade...
291
00:21:43,974 --> 00:21:47,311
...atop a float of meter-maid shoes...
292
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,510
...or is that
getting into your business?
293
00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:54,845
White crosses, sunlight. Nothing
works on you anymore, does it?
294
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,109
What did I tell you?
295
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,544
There are other forces at work here.
296
00:21:59,707 --> 00:22:01,709
Other dark evil things.
297
00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:07,145
If I had my wish, it would be to get my
hands on the foul, loathsome demon...
298
00:22:07,308 --> 00:22:12,079
...that took those pictures and caused
the downfall of the Bundy family.
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