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No, thanks, boy, I'm not hungry.
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Feed me,
you big, rumpled shoe salesman.
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Yes, quite a day, isn't it, boy?
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Wife in Wanker County visiting
the relatives and old Dad here...
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...waiting for his favorite dessert
in the history of the world.
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Yes, cherry cheesecake
from the famous Chuck's Cheesebowl.
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Can you feel the excitement, boy?
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Feed me.
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No breakfast for me today.
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I want the first taste in my mouth
to be cherry cheesecake.
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Yeah, you wouldn't want that first taste
to be toothpaste or anything.
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Oh, Bud, I'm going to work.
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There's something I need you to do,
but I can't think of what it is.
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Feed the dog. Feed the dog.
Feed the dog.
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Oh, yeah. Feed the dog.
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Yes!
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You want some food, boy?
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Well, gee, if you're done
sifting through your Playboys.
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Let's just see
what's in this stuff, huh?
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"Beef byproducts...
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...chicken byproducts...
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...corn meal."
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Hey. Hey, stop that.
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Oh, he's getting germs all over it.
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Now it's ruined.
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Well, you sleep with him,
you might as well eat like him.
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I wasn't eating anything. I--
I just thought I heard something.
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Can the malarkey. Share.
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Well, would you look at this.
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This is a lot better
than getting gassed at the pound.
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Listen, Kel...
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...I'm going to play some soccer.
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Dad told me to tell you
to feed the dog.
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Oh, no, not the girl!
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What was I supposed to do?
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I'm dead.
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Let's see.
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I woke up, so that's not it.
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I showered, brushed, dressed,
came home.
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Well, my job's done.
I guess it's time to go to the mall.
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Bye, boy.
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Well, when the going gets tough,
the tough drink out of the toilet.
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I was born in a junkyard
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A child of the streets
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My dinner was cats and garbage
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And other tasty treats
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Police chased and caught me
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I was in the pound alone
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The Bundys came and got me
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Didn't even bring a bone
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Hungry out here
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I ain't talking jive
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I'll eat anything
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Even if it's alive
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Don't want no fax machine
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Got no use for a phone
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Don't even want my belly rubbed
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Just give me a bloodstained bone
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Starving out here, Mama
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Got no food to call my own
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You better
Watch your wives and children
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I'm out here prowling for a bone
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Hey, the little tramp.
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I bet you're hungry.
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No, I just like kissing foreign butt.
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How about some meatball, yes?
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Meatballs?
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Meatballs would be very nice, sir.
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- Do not feed the dog.
- It's the boss.
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I'm trying to run
Italian restaurant here.
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That's tomorrow's special.
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Well, there's always the soul-food
place up the street run by Koreans.
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Whoa, mama.
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Look at the two pair of legs
on this bitch.
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Hey, baby.
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Did you get the message I left for you
on the hydrant down the street?
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Oh, God, not another jerk.
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Look, I have no time.
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I'm getting ready to run into traffic
and kill myself.
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Whoa, heavy.
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Hey, you wanna give me
a little something first?
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You know, that way you can die
with a wag on your tail.
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I'd rather live.
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Well, aren't you even gonna ask me
why I'm gonna kill myself?
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My luck, I get the one
that wants to talk.
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Okay, baby, what's the problem?
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No one loves me. I have no family.
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It's tough out here on the street.
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Yeah, that's too bad. Hey, listen...
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...you got a piece of lint on your back.
Want me to get that for you?
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I'd rather give it up to Garfield.
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Oh, baby, look,
I know what you're thinking...
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...but I'm no street trash.
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I got me a crib in the 'burbs,
you know.
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Two bathrooms,
one in the front yard, one in the back.
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Come on, check it out.
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Well, all right,
but keep it holstered, okay?
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Hey, you got it, baby.
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Must be jelly
because jam don't shake like that.
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- Aren't you gonna eat your burger?
- No.
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I shall not soil my palate
until my cheesecake has arrived.
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Can Dad's life be so empty that a piece
of cheesecake is this important?
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Is this your first day here?
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It's my cheesecake.
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What the hell is this?
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Look, Buck brought home
a little girlfriend.
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No more of Dad's shoe for you,
huh, big boy?
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No, from now on they're both yours.
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Oh, isn't she cute.
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My God, the girl reeks
of construction workers and peroxide.
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It's here, it's here!
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- We're back.
- Yeah, we got it.
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You wouldn't believe the trouble--
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Do you know what hell we went through
to get you that cheesecake?
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We had to cut our honeymoon short...
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...so that we could make
a two-day trek...
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...through the dark side
of Wisconsin's cheese country...
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...living off cheese wine,
nibbling on cheese bread...
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...having to make cheap cheese love.
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And we almost got lost
a thousand times.
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Well, that's why I sent Peg with you
as a guide.
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Yeah, thanks so much for sending
your wife on our honeymoon.
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Without her playing pinochle
with us...
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...we don't know
what we would have done.
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Well, she's been begging
for a second honeymoon for years.
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So I figured better you than me.
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Kids...
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...here we go.
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Jeez, there must be
a dead man in there.
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You know,
there's no mistaking real cheese.
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And you know, pumpkin,
they aged this cheese six months.
132
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Where, in the belly of a bear?
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Let's do it.
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I'm going in.
135
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,593
This is a horrible hoax.
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This isn't an authentic Chuck's
Cheesebowl cherry cheesecake.
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You went to the wrong place.
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I don't think there are
a lot of Chuck's Cheesebowls...
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...in Tanoose, Wisconsin.
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Just a belch and a holler
from Wanker County...
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...where we met so many nice people
who said wise things like:
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"I gots my own teeth."
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Yeah, and, "I'll trade you my sister
for your Bic lighter."
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Yes, we had such a great time.
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We must show you the slides of me
getting fondled at the gas station...
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...by something
that was half man, half owl.
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Dad, they met Cousin Hooty.
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Well, anyway, we saved the receipt
so you could repay us.
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- I got the money out in the car.
- Good.
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00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:05,623
- Thirty-four ninety-five?
- Right.
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We'll make it a nice even
$35 for your trouble?
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- Okay, thanks a lot.
- That would be good.
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Like I'd really pay
for the wrong cheesecake.
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Or the right one.
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Man, I'm starving to death.
Where's my burger?
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Hey, babe,
I told you I'd take care of you.
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Now how about sharing some
of that burger with your sugar doggy?
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I would, but he's in Mexico.
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Come on, let's go play
with the new dog.
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- Did anybody feed Buck?
- Who's Buck?
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You dirty son of a...
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Wrong cheesecake.
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All I want out of life
is a rancid piece...
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...of Chuck's Cheesebowl famous
cherry cheesecake, can't even get it.
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00:12:06,383 --> 00:12:08,252
I'm so depressed.
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00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:11,353
Why can't my life
be as good as yours, boy?
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Take a shower.
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00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:23,419
Well, if this is Chuck's Cheesebowl,
you should know what his name is.
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He was your chef for 24 years.
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00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:30,218
No, I'm not the IRS.
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Chitty Chitty Cheese Bang...
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...in Wisconsin.
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Thanks.
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I don't care if he was a war criminal,
you had no right to let him go.
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Well, he made the best
cherry cheesecake in the free world.
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Just tell me where he went.
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Hans?
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Oh, it's you, Peg.
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Oh, you miss me? Yeah, who cares?
I'm busy, all right.
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Listen, you French moron...
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...we saved your cowardly,
wine-soaked behinds in the war!
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In all the wars!
Every stinking war you've ever been in!
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Now, you tell me where
you're hiding Hans before I--
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Hello?
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They really are rude to Americans.
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Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
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Kelly, Kelly.
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I did it, I did it.
I found my cheesecake.
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You doubted me, but I was right.
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There was something wrong
with that cake.
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It was the right place,
but the wrong chef.
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The chef that made my cherry
cheesecake left Chuck's Cheesebowl.
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Daddy, you're spitting on me.
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You can't tell me
you're not proud of me.
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I trailed Hans all over Europe
until I found him in Germany.
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See, he had gone there to die.
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He promised to ship me
a cheesecake...
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...if I saved it as a testimonial
to his greatness. And I agreed...
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...but I'm really gonna eat it!
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00:14:12,108 --> 00:14:15,478
Hey, guys, watch.
This dog can do tricks.
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Sit.
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00:14:17,242 --> 00:14:18,743
Foot.
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Speak.
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00:14:22,441 --> 00:14:24,676
Hey. Hey, I can do all that stuff.
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Ask me something.
Go ahead, ask me.
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00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,542
Buck, somersault.
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00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,308
Say what?
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00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:34,977
Gee, why don't you just ask me
to drive a car?
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00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,776
You want a paw, I can do that.
Look, here. Here's my paw.
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00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:41,776
Look how stupid Buck is.
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You know, kids, we really
can't afford to keep two dogs.
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00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:49,108
Gee, I wonder which one gets to stay.
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- Isn't she pretty?
- She's so pretty.
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Hey, anybody want a paw?
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Paw? You know, a paw?
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Oh, God.
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- Hey, where's my slipper?
- Where's my Game Boy?
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00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:13,209
I don't know.
I can't find my CD or my best bra.
219
00:15:26,903 --> 00:15:29,005
There it is. Buck.
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What? What? What?
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That's my slipper. Bad boy.
222
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Wait a minute,
I was dreaming about a roast.
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Somebody set me up.
Who could have done this?
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Buck, would you like
to come back in now?
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And what have we learned?
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That when you're frozen solid, you
really don't think about sex that much.
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Okay, you can come back in.
Come on.
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Are you hungry, boy?
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Yeah, it's a holdover
from a couple days ago.
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I'll get you some food.
231
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:18,603
Is it possible God's a cat?
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Cherry cheesecake for Herr Bundy.
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Well, I'm a Bundy and I'm "herr."
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Just a little bit of French humor.
I'll take it.
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I'm Hans the chef.
I wanted to deliver this myself...
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...so I might meet the man
who loved my cheesecake so much.
237
00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:43,400
You missed him. He would have
loved to have met you.
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00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:45,166
It's very cold out--
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One of Dad's socks get free?
240
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I wish. It's Dad's cheesecake.
241
00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:01,702
I chased some sissy mary
in short pants off our front lawn.
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00:17:04,097 --> 00:17:07,234
He was babbling at me,
calling me "Herr," so I...
243
00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:11,332
I turned the hose on him.
244
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:16,233
With the wind-chill factor,
he shouldn't make it to the corner.
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00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:19,398
What--? What's that I smell?
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It's here.
247
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:28,132
I must open it and let it breathe.
248
00:17:31,495 --> 00:17:34,030
This is what memories are made of.
249
00:17:34,495 --> 00:17:35,963
I must fetch my cheese goggles.
250
00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:38,997
Now, you two may admire it...
251
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:40,729
...but don't touch it.
252
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,798
This cheese means more to me
than both your lives.
253
00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:49,229
Well...
254
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:53,498
...once again Dad has gone where
no cartoon characters dare to go.
255
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,129
Yeah, but he hasn't been this happy...
256
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:59,730
...since Charmin started
coming in an eight-pack.
257
00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,528
Well, we better get out of here.
258
00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:04,528
Once Dad cuts into that cheese...
259
00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:07,529
...neither of us
will be able to have children.
260
00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:11,562
Oh, I didn't know you and your pillow
were planning a family.
261
00:18:19,692 --> 00:18:20,960
Hey.
262
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,294
Hey, look at that snowman
in front of the Henderson house.
263
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:27,760
Looks like a guy in shorts
giving our house the bird.
264
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,860
Wonder how they did that.
265
00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:35,927
Nice nap.
Gee, that bed was comfortable.
266
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,694
- Hey, you still here?
- Yeah, but not for long.
267
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,559
The big dumb Bundy
went upstairs to get my leash.
268
00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:44,358
I think he's taking me to the pound.
269
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,692
The pound isn't so bad.
270
00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:48,725
Somebody will take you home.
271
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,159
I hear there's a big demand
for 9-year-old dogs...
272
00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:54,059
...who couldn't sit
if they had no front legs.
273
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:58,458
No doubt about it,
it's you they love.
274
00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:02,392
They even got that cheesecake
over there on the table for you.
275
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:06,659
I was hoping you'd let me have a bite.
Sort of a last meal?
276
00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:08,223
I'll tell you what.
277
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:11,692
You did me a big favor bringing me
here, so I guess I can do you one.
278
00:19:11,855 --> 00:19:13,089
You can watch me eat it.
279
00:19:22,187 --> 00:19:24,456
What do you want, you dumb--?
280
00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:28,755
Hi, Daddy.
281
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,857
So now what?
Rub me, wash me, walk me, what?
282
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,455
Daddy?
283
00:19:36,153 --> 00:19:40,090
Well, I've tried to track down Hans,
but nobody seems to know where he is.
284
00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:43,088
Jeez, I'm starving.
285
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:45,922
Nothing in this house to eat,
not even dog food.
286
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:49,723
If I had a gun and a thumb,
you'd be dead.
287
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:57,389
Tramp, no more. The boss be mad.
288
00:19:57,551 --> 00:20:01,122
Okay, but this is the last piece.
289
00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:16,954
We have nothing. Go away!
290
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,986
And they keep saying
there's no recession.
291
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,718
Oh, it's you, huh?
292
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:26,385
Gee, sorry I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye...
293
00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:30,720
...but sound doesn't really travel well
as high up as you got tossed.
294
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,152
Yeah, I had it coming.
Well, I'm here to apologize.
295
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:38,384
I should have known
you were smarter than me.
296
00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:41,486
After all, you're a male dog.
297
00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:44,485
You got that right.
298
00:20:44,882 --> 00:20:46,917
You know, I could have done
those tricks too.
299
00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:49,851
I just think they're demeaning.
300
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,550
I see that now.
301
00:20:52,714 --> 00:20:54,516
I can't stand that I hurt you.
302
00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:57,684
The only honorable thing to do
is to end it all.
303
00:20:57,848 --> 00:21:02,752
If you think of me at all,
know that I loved you just a little.
304
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,216
Oh, wait.
305
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,182
Come home with me,
I'll sneak you in.
306
00:21:09,947 --> 00:21:11,315
I'll find us some food too.
307
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:16,518
But this time, as soon as you eat,
I get some heat.
308
00:21:19,513 --> 00:21:21,515
You're the boss.
309
00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:23,781
Damn right.
310
00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:27,482
I'm the male dog.
311
00:21:35,723 --> 00:21:37,725
Woman makes you stupid
312
00:21:37,892 --> 00:21:40,094
Every man's a hound
313
00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:42,296
She say her love's an ocean
314
00:21:42,463 --> 00:21:44,599
Then she pulls you in to drown
315
00:21:44,765 --> 00:21:46,834
Woman makes you stupid
316
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,170
Always playing with your head
317
00:21:49,337 --> 00:21:51,105
Next time you'll be smiling
318
00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:55,276
Till the day you wake up dead
319
00:22:02,984 --> 00:22:04,986
Woman makes you stupid
320
00:22:05,153 --> 00:22:07,321
When she show a little tail
321
00:22:07,488 --> 00:22:08,789
I don't know why we need 'em
322
00:22:08,956 --> 00:22:13,394
Oh, yeah, a coffin needs a nail
323
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,455
Woman makes you stupid
324
00:22:41,622 --> 00:22:43,658
When she show a little tail
325
00:22:43,824 --> 00:22:45,159
I don't know why we need them
326
00:22:45,326 --> 00:22:49,630
Oh, yeah, a coffin needs a nail
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